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Ragatha left Zooble's room with a genuine smile on her face, a modest 5" long wooden dildo clasped in her hand. She froze as she saw a very stressed looking Jax
Jax quickly wiped the expression off his face and resumed his regular snarky grin
J: "Hey Rags, got yourself a toy there? you know I'm just down the hall from you any time haha"
R: "Jax, not even you can ruin my mood today, good luck with Zooble, it was actually pretty confronting. btw have you seen Kinger? I need to talk to him about... something"
J:"uh, yeah, he was showing off his... assorted attachments, I guess you'll have to come to me for a real man"
R:"Rabbit, anyway, see ya"
Z:"So... Jax... we both know why you're here. Why don't you start by telling me what your dick was like in the real world"
J:"Wellll it was a bit over 9 inches so I think"
Z:"micropenis, ok then"
J:"WAIT, NO OK OK it was uh, more like six.. 5 and a half..."
Z:"You know I can just ask Bubble if you're lying, and if you are, i'm making it half that size, rounded down"
J:"Jeeze OK, can't you just let me have some wiggle room here? I'm a foot taller here, it should at least be proportional!"
Z"wait... are you... 5'2"?"
J "no.... shut up, i'm already a rabbit, and i'm not going to use it on you, so what does it matter?"
Z "Wait, you actually... oh god really, you and Pomni? I know it's not Ragatha or Gangle, and it's definately not me"
J "OK, yes, it's Pomni, and I would like you to think of her before you give me a 4" dick
Z:"ok, well, for that honesty, i'll round it up"
J: "to six?"
Z: "... I'll add one inch"
J: "Zooble, I... will... never... DELIBERATELY... break Gangle's mask again if you give be 6", for pomni"
Z: "sigh.... ok Jax, but I never want to see it, or I'm telling Caine to halve it!"