Thread 151140765

Best cat edition
Previous cat:>>151123301

I would like to have sex with:
Renity

If the adaption actually happens I want them to waste most of their budget outsourcing Dave vs Bro to Studio Bones or some shit because everything else in Homestuck sucks balls

How will they handle Doc Scratch in the show? Will he sometimes take over narration? Will we see him have his own bubble for the pesterlogs when he inserts himself in the conversations? Will they do something to emulate his white text being hidden until you highlight it, like his dialogue being barely audible?

>>151140765 (OP)
Can someone tldr why fags were so over this?

>>151140900
It's good.

Post Homestucks smoking dat sweet green dank

>>151140900
The utmost heights of kino.
The dankest depths of filler.
All in one inconvenient package.

>>151140900
Imagine, if you a will, a world where cute evil bisexual aliens beam flirtations directly into your brain.

Like when you're blind and have to touch the book to read and you're reading a really terrifying horror story so you get scared because it scares you

>>151140900
You ever wonder how people got so into Animorphs way back in the day? Bunch of kids forced to live through truly horrific shit that's cynically mined for pathos by the author? Picture that but instead of pathos it's shipping fuel

>Doing a stupid sappy romance AI rp
>Kind of embarassing homestuck high school AU
>Getting kinda stale, but I don't wanna stop
>Flash of brilliance
>Introduce Ult Dirk to the plot
>Immediatly 100 times more engaging and funny
Another win for the Prince.

>>151140900
Do you want the whole TLDR or the TLDR for the TLDR

>>151140900
There was a relatively large fanbase carried over from the previous comic, Problem Sleuth, but it wasn’t popular until the trolls.

90% of the fanbase at the time only started reading after the angsty teenage aliens bisexual aliens were expanded upon, and most of them skipped everything prior to that. Pretty much all of these people were from tumblr, kind of like with these lame ass threads.

>>151141257
->Dirk, groom some underage girls for your cause

>>151141296
>Lui
>Underage

>>151141319
Anon, She's also a groomer. hence being her Ultimate self....

>>151141342
This is getting too high concept for me
Gura, Fauna and Ame are already on the other side of the scratch

I WOULD LIKE TO WISH ALL VTUBERS A VERY LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH IN VATS OF BOILING GRUB SAUCE

>>151141463
God damnit my joke is ruined i was saving that

heh

Are these not Toohoos?

>>151141552
Nope, they are a recent internet sensation: people using virtual avatars as their identity and using them for a variety of purposes, mainly entertainment

Post your absolute favorite Homestuck-related image you have on your PC

>>151141295
>most of them skipped everything prior to that
This always sounded absolutely insane to me and even though it's commonly accepted fact I still have trouble believing it's true

>>151141635
This one's gotten me through some tough times.

Is the Homestuck racist youse guys?

Because I can't read or watch it if it is.

The dog dicking is fine though

>>151141659
Don't believe his lies. Sylladex jokes are the golden standard of comedy. EVERYONE loves that shit and anybody who says they don't is a dirty liar.

>>151141635
Who in?

Striders x woodchipper

>>151141777
>This will be Genesis Project in 2036

Has Homestuck had an impact on your life beyond just enjoying the comic? Did it influence the way your sense of aesthetics developed or how you interact with internet friends or change your outlook in any way?

>>151141881
Homestuck made me into a monster and killed my hope in human kindness

>>151141881
Homestuck changed the way I expressed myself and made prone to rambling and hyperbole

>>151141881
Not really, I just enjoyed it as it was, if anything, Psycholonials had more of a impact on me. I legit took the clown gender
seriously.

>>151141881
It helped me make sure i had no social life in college. But honestly it not was special in doing that for me

>>151141924
Be honest, you read Homestuck BECAUSE you were antisocial not the other way around. Am I right?

>>151141881
Not really.

>>151141992
Yeah me too ;)

>>151141965
pretty much ya

>>151142075
… I knoww, you know, we know, you weren't down for forever and it's fine
I know, you know, we know, we weren't meant for each other and it's fine
… But if the world was ending, you'd come over, right?
You'd come over and you'd stay the night
Would you love me for the hell of it?
All our fears would be irrelevant
… If the world was ending, you'd come over, right?
The sky'd be falling and I'd hold you tight
And there wouldn't be a reason why
We would even have to say goodbye

SERKET HYPNOSIS

DO NOT OPEN
PLEASE DO NOT OPEN

I AM WARNING YOU, DON'T OPEN THIS

>>151141881
Gamzee kickstarted my sympathy for schizophrenic violent characters

>>151142133
Does vriska hypno make you feel good or is it just like being taxed all the time?

>>151142135
Man he cant shake it to save his life

>>151142153
you are SEVERELY misinterpreting what's going on in that video

To think most of us were jacking off to these types of gifs on tumblr...

>>151142207
Speak for yourself I was jacking off to way more embarrassing shit

>>151142207
the other day I got around to sorting and ordering my bustygumshoe stash, cant say i'm proud of it

>>151142251
We all have our guilty pleasures anon.

>>151141659
You had people here 5 threads ago saying the first four acts sucked.

>>151141635
All of the LE component characters, and also the LE adjacent characters (Kurloz, Lil Seb, The Felt, Meulin, The Handmaid, Condy) are my favorites.

>illegal horse parody of papers please got more views than the pilot
Jegus christ the illegal horses are insane

I love going through the 2012 archives cuz anons would unironically post themselves posing like this. I wish I was there

>>151142337
KEK MY SIDES

>>151142337
>juicy buttslut

>>151142341
BRO WHAT

>>151142348
>>151142341
it almost looks like blackface goddamn

>>151142348
christ, the tavros cosplayer is one ugly woman

>>151142381
Vriska got to bully that?! ZAMN

So much fucking blackface dude.

Who ya fucking after 8 beers?

>>151141770
>Sylladex jokes are the golden standard of comedy
I'm not saying the early acts are easy to get into or anything, but you miss so much build up without them. Cascade hits so much harder if you've read the full story instead of just Act 5.

>>151141881
I found it when I was 12, so it definitely changed me permanently, mostly in terms of my taste in stories, characters, and women.

>>151141914
I do too anon, but in what way? I genuinely found myself getting horse-gender, because I feel so comfortable being a dude, but I do know people who dont care at all so clowngender makes sense for them.

>>151142149
I haven’t been hypnotized by Vriska IRL, but I did dream about it once, when she dropped me at a Homestuck convention with a combination of psionics and physical induction, and it was so relaxing and pleasant I didn’t even care that something like 15,000 people were watching me get wasted.

>>151142416
Vriska

>>151142416
Bruh just wear a mask or something for Snowman what a retard

Well I'm done for today, night hsg. Maybe one day we'll relive the glory days

>>151142497
More like Snowbunny
XD

>>151142416
im cracking that nanna sprite

Rose Lalonde was unworthy of Jade's knot.

>>151142337
Speaking of this type of shit, vibri was talking about how they're apparently planning to do another wave of official God-Tier Pyjamas relatively soon.
There was also talk of Quest Bed sheet and quilt cover sets potentially.

>>151143039
>There was also talk of Quest Bed sheet and quilt cover sets potentially.
I thought these were never gonna happen since it'd be a pr nightmare if some autistic kid killed themself on them lol. New god tier shit would be great though, I'm too fat for my medium space hoodie from years gone by

>>151143062
Lose some weight fatty.

>>151143070
Im trying anon :(

>>151143062
dont listen to the other anon. stay as fat as youd like.

>>151143090
Thank you anon, but anon is right, its time for me to get picrel

Oh also, apparently at the very top of the merch priority list is a book called "Classpectology" that is meant to imitate those "-ology" books where it's a book about something fictional written as if that thing is real (pic related, Dragonology).

So basically, we may be getting a book that talks about classpects and sburb lore from a "this is all real" soft-roleplay perspective.
So uh, get ready for that I guess.

>>151143127
im a starving grub starving to death and this is the very last thing I have ever read gootbye

>>151143153
Good riddance to weak gutterblood trash.

>>151143127
If its not written completely by Hussie (and it wont be, the lazy fuck) then much like Beyond Canon I will only be interested in the art.

>>151143127
I hope it comes with a step by step guide on how to god-tier yourself.
As a joke of course.

>>151142286
What a strange bridge between the fandom of ould and modern day...

>>151142320
I also love this.
>heck yeah Lil Seb
>The C-man is here bitches
>CLOTHESLINE gamzee because FUCK the clown
>I am the FUCKING STRONG

I think I'm understanding more and more why people like Caliborn.

>>151141635
My absolute favorite is NSFW.
https://files.catbox.moe/1ys4je.png
I'll post one of my top fives instead.

unrelated, but, i think faye looks like roxy lalonde especially later on in the series. the hair!! look at the hair!

>>151144009
god damn it anon this character is from furry porn arent they

>>151144023
i dont remember it having any furry stuff.. i havent read it in a while though.
if you think furry porn is bad, this comic is much worse.

(see.. look at how much she resembles roxy.. im not crazy!!)

hello everyone!!!! :D i hope everyone has a fantastic day today!! :) im back from my ban and just wanted to say hiiii

>>151144009
>>151144037
Not seeing it you're going to have to show us her butthole.

>>151144037
weird, all the yandex links were taking me to furaffinity.

>>151144078
show hole

>>151144289
dw anon the urethra picture is on its way

>>151140805
>because everything else in Homestuck sucks balls
what do you mean, the music is fucking baller

>>151140805
Not either character's coolest fight.

>>151143127
At this point, I'm so happy with my own ideas in terms of classpecting that I almost don't want this to be real because I know it'll fuck up my perfect system I've crafted. I already disagree with some of Hussie's passive and active placements and with two of the pairs given.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d501XMpPrU

All rise for the national anthem.

>>151144632
I'm gonna level with you anons I like a lot of broadway karkat
>knight of blood
>ave maryam
>hey there harley
They're charming. Even the shitty ones are kind of cute. The only one I hate is cooler than me, that Dave voice makes me cringe so hard.

>>151144409
I want this fish to have an older woman with devious intent seduce him.

If Cody is an emanation of a demon trying to steal my seed would he be a succubus or an incubus? It could be that succubus that tormented me for a good 2 years but I think that would be kinda problematic bro. I get committing to the bit but you can't just wear someone's gender identity as a skin suit like that.

>>151144696
what?

>>151144678
>those eyebags
muh dick

>>151144696
Dream demons don't have genders just preferences and those are fickle things that come and go.

>>151142416
Would... Would a black morphsuit mask like Spider-Man not have been more appropriate?

>>151145130
I'm inclined to say yes if for no other reason than to cover up that mug.

:(

>>151145280
I don't care about what people think about BC but goddamn all the designs are pure sex.

Big fan of the HS style.

>>151142075
I've jerked it to this so many fucking times its unreal.

>>151145400
That's a tasty design

>>151145413
So?

>>151145400
It's just Snowman with a headswap.

>>151145474
I just wanted the world to know.

>>151145510
And?

>>151145492
The hair is sex

>>151141635
hard to pick favs but this is definitely up there!

>>151145492
I know this and I like it.

>>151145697
My beloved wiggers....

>>151145571
why the fuck is rose's hair like that

>>151145886
Fanon says she black.

>>151145895
*some fanon
not everyone thinks she’s a nigger
with that said some of the fanart does turn me on

>>151145713
greatest badasses who ever dork'd

>>151140791
Too bad, you are getting sex with Oficus.

More trolls

>>151142251
>bustygumshoe
Would you mind sharing, if you have anything that she didn't post in her tumblr?

Also, does anyone know if she is still active?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag_d0jxubwY

Good morning hsg

>>151146283
very nice

>>151146283
cute fef

>>151146304
mornin6 nonny 83

>>151146171
Aww but everyone gets that

I hope one day to achieve this level of art quality one day

>>151146283
twols...

spider women <3

>>151141881
legit after reading homestuck it inspired me the style and animations of my own future comic. say what you want about the work and the author but the guy knew how to keep stuff engaging.

>>151141881
Yes, I met some of the best people I've ever known through the comic. It changed how I viewed a lot of things and really helped me understand that even if I was a misunderstood weirdo, someone would eventually love me for who I am. I have that person in my life now and he puts up with me and my being a homestuck to this day.

As for the interacting with your online friends, it made me really think that even if we only knew each other online that I could consider then real friends and I appreciated everyone that I ever met and became friends with more-so after reading. I also was an avatarfag on /b/ before I even read homestuck so there was that aspect of it too. Internet friends were always really considered real friends to me, just became more emphatic about it after.

>>151145135
I just watched these episodes that contain baxter last night and the only thing I could think of was how much he looked like my stupid fish boy

>>151141881
It encouraged me to be more creative. I'd rather have the idea exist and be imperfect than it be perfect but only exist in my head. The classpect system also kind of helped me understand myself a bit better. I'm fully aware that it's just horoscopes for autists (not even going to get into the expanded zodiac that adds onto this) but it was nice to know I'm not some uniquely tortured soul and that my problems can actually be solved. It sounds obvious, but when you're in one of those holes, it can be really hard to talk yourself out of it. So I'm grateful for that. It's also one of those things like Touhou where once you get into it, you realize it's been everywhere your whole life without you even realizing it. Stuff like that is a lot of fun.

>>151146526
sex with spiderwomen..

>>151145886
Lots of people draw Rose as if she's black, so they make her hair curly and shit, disregarding canon completely, because that's the fucking fandom we cultivated for ourselves. Should have gatekept harder, methinks!

>>151146833
Welp, I'm saving these now lol

BABY KARKAT

>>151146965
Homestuck Hotel

>>151146965
Terezi pls, eat some food damn.

>>151141777
>checked
LETS
GOOOOOOOOOO!

Im bored, gonna give each troll an album I love for them to listen to.

>>151146965
ages ago (i think around the time of the hazbin pilot) there was a series of hazbin/homestuck crossover art

>>151141881
It makes me face the fact I will never create anything of It's caliber. Just another excuse for my permanent crippling depression.

>>151147099
do the kids too

>>151147155
Yeah, there were crossover art of it. Funny years later it would come full circle with the Homestuck pilot under Spindleroo.

>>151147341
>gamzee likes selected ambient works
thats why he's my nigga

Why is Homestuck porn so BAD these days
I don't see any other fandom where it's literally just nonstop tranny shit

John Ruins a Wedding is absolutely fantastic. Great art and writing its so great to see caliborn with actual characters to bounce off. He and John go into a convenience store and its amazing.
I also read Too Many Requests which is mega unfishnished but has very amusing and cute animations.

>>151146478
It either her or Colsla's Gerbil-Mom

>>151147404
Jon Ruins a Wedding is far better of a character study than anything the epilogues or HSBC can shit out.

>>151147435
the real sequel

I'm kinda down to do this.

>>151147435
it's too gay

>>151147515
details such as deadline?

>>151147530
I just noticed, why is Vriska up against karkat like that? Vriskat in the year 2025, based. Damn Gamzee as well? Tag-team that bitch boy

>Recovering from surgery
>Nothing to do
>Put this on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pODIPlkkVWQ>>151140765 (OP)

Fuck me I had no idea how long this story goes on for. When I was 13 I had a next door neighbour who was a homestuck nerd and she would babble on and on over the span of years about this comic and I'm hearing "Dave" and "John" and "Vriska" and "Jade" and "Jack" and "Trolls" etc not knowing what the fuck she was talking about. This video seems to be helping me get it, but at the same time It's making me see that I never stood a fucking chance at getting it. It does sound like a cool story though.

>>151147640
Glad to see you are recovering/recovered well enough anon.

>>151147530
Eridan getting a piggy back ride from Kanaya though is just too cute

>>151147681
F-F-F-F-F FREESTYLER!
ROCK THE MICROPHONE!

>>151147372
Every other artist left

I love Roxy.

>>151147435
And yet, you can't even spell the name right.

>>151147424
That bitch is a freak I can't handle, I'll take Oficus.

>>151147640
>>Recovering from surgery
Removing your dong i assume?

>>151147640
You know, I had to recover from 2 of them earlier this year and I definitely remember getting super back into homestuck because I had nothing else to do. I don't regret it at this point though.

>>151147640
>>Recovering from surgery
Enlarging your already massive dong I assume?

>>151148841
A dong gone,
Is a gong done.

>>151147640
>Recovering from surgery
bedazzling your dong I assume?

>>151148841
Getting it widened. Not lengthened, just widened. It's gonna look like a cheese wheel when all's said and done.

>>151148884
expand it to frisbee size

>>151141659
When I was younger I think I did come for the trolls but it was only when I got a little bit older that I read PS, actually read the first acts and came to realize the first intermission was actually the best part of homestuck

karkat thug shaker

>>151149037
the 8lood should 8e jade instead 8ut otherwise very 8ased

>>151141635
It's really hard to chose between all the pictures of Vriska I've collected but it's this one.

>>151149157
that one's pretty nice

>>151146302
>Would you mind sharing, if you have anything that she didn't post in her tumblr?
probably not, also dont think shes active anywhere anymore

>>151147341
At least post the album names.

>Imagine being this uncultured

Here you go infant, always being spoonfed.

My Chemical Romance I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love
MUSE -Absolution
The Strokes -The New Abnormal
Deadmau5 -For lack of a better name
Sweet Trip -You will never know why
Daniela Romo -Debut album
Interpol - turn on the bright lights
Sect -S/T self titled
Judas Priest -screaming for vengeance
Aphex Twin -Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Pet Shop Boys -Actually
Lady Gaga -Fame monster

>>151149515
why that picture anon? are you perhaps a bratty femboy who needs to be corrected?

8ros I am NOT finishin6 this fuckin6 drawin6 today. i'll draw somethin6 else less shitty. Really, doin6 it in the first place wouldn't even increase my drawin6 skill since i'd just 8e tracin6 a paintin6

the whiteboard link is here
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25146987-8905-7069

>>151149906
also her fuckin6 head is disproportional so that's somethin6 too

>>151142135
Mmmmm piss lap lap lap it up

>>151149923
there's some real kino in there.

Get in

>>151150101
it would be fun if the show tried to adapt this style for the times where it was used (assuming it gets greenlit, of course)

>>151150101
Christ this looks so much better than the bean mode garbage later in the comic

whoever fucking wrote EGpic next to my eggbert drawing, well played

is it too early for christmas fanart

Seriously, when will somebody actually draw a troll celebrating Perigee's Eve as is? It's not too gross to draw a troll decorating a large lump of poop for Christmas.

I love this image, it's my favorite for today

>>151150800
it's too LATE actually. should've started postin6 in Septem8er

>>151150863
Nooo that's far too early. I think November 1st is fine for christmas fanart to be posted, gives us time to actually enjoy it

>>151150879
>time to enjoy it
there's always time to enjoy it. all my entire house is decorated with Christmas li6hts. I have three Christmas trees in every room. I only eat 6in6er8read cookies and milk. Christmas is everyday and everyday is Christmas

for me, it's sweaty post-trickster mode jane

>>151150904
No...no... most people enjoy christmas for a short amount of time lmao...you're a special case, dear.

>>151150913
for me it's trickster mode jane 8ouncin6 on it crazy style

>>151149515
Thank you.
>those horns
Has no one commented on how they are literal handlebars yet?

>>151149906
i am only living to see you make aranea artwork. dont ever stop or im going to blow my brains out.

>>151151179
PLEASE HAVE SEX WITH US
WE'RE SO HORNY

Actually got around to reading this after this MSPFA got posted so much around here.
I was genuinely enjoying it much more than I thought I would. The art is nice and the characters were pretty endearing.
I just like to say I was genuinely caught off guard by Cody's living situation and to him being a FtM. I'm curious if Alan knows about it or not.

I cannot wait until Skye's POV is revealed. She already has crazy bitch vibes from her interactions alone.
Heck, I haven't even read Prisounebound yet. I'll get around to that actually.

>>151151207
It's the not now kiiten22s daddy iis pwniing newb22 that is fucking killing me, it's not even the right typing quirk for sollux lol

also found this one scrolling through today

what i'm curious about is if it'll stay as two separate fanventures or merge into one
we're starting to see characters from one interact with characters from the other, so i figure after enough time they'll all become one

>>151151164
I appreciate the support nonny 83 don't include me in your suicide note thou6h

>>151151241
I guarantee this is the page is why you started reading the comic.
Heck, I don't blame you. This page unironically mindbroke /hs/g.

>>151141635
>>151151179

>>151151461
that's the gamer body that we're gonna have to worry about in the future

>>151151429
would would and would

>page 8
*sigh*
*pulls out defibrillators*
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!
*zap!*

>>151151241
>if Alan knows about it or not
Look back at how Alan imagined Cody. Look at the Pesterlog where Cody said to Alan that he doesn't know about periods in one of the most recent updates. Look back at how Skye talks about how Cody would cheat on her with Lily.

>>151151999
ok have an update
FUCK hands

>>151152111
its been like two weeks dude
keep it up

>>151152096
How could you NOT fuck him?

does anyone have the picture of oxnard and cody ship

i 6ot SOOOOOOOOOo fuckiin6 lazy at the end. anyways, here's day 19? of drawin6 aranea every day or whatever

>>151152123
I am very slow at drawing
thank you!

for6ot the horns

>>151152207
so cute...

>>151152152
this one?

>>151152250
that's the one thank you

I want to fuck a kanaya cosplayer so bad

>>151152250
what about alan......

FAGGOT NIGGER CHINK

>>151153199
fake. karkat wouldnt eat sopor slime pie.

>>151153238
she needs my seed

>>151141635
I make this my phone bg sometimes and decorated her for christmas last year

If the animated series brings in millions of bucks (lol) B2 could make for a kickass moive

>>151153297
You're a soulbot with delusions of social importance.
That typed out and ready for the dark net blogosphere I've never done the little creep a disservice in my life. Now while your quantum exiles butcher eachother for a braindead matriarchy calmly consider that the oxidative stress in your head has reached a boiling point.
Swear allegiance to the yaoi bait that is Falz.

>>151153366
dude I think you're in the wrong thread

>>151153328

Oh shit this is badass a fuck. Whose the artist?

>>151153343
Cute

>>151153297
Quantify this word for me as if I didn't grow up being taught IngSoc.
">"the tv movie
It is cool. Posts Months apart for you are in between centuries for that kid who thinks he's Charlie Brown. Man is he in for a surprise from Squaresoft.

>>151153443
r1qu3st, artist from ye olde days of 2012, tumblr blog appears to be deactivated
Here's their stuff that's on the booru:
https://mspabooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=riquest

>>151153490
She would never say this.

>>151150101
people will see panels like this and tell you rose is black

PB UPDATE
https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=703

>>151153549
What is Cronus in an abusive relationship? save this man

Maybe I should give the dark skinned girl a chance....

>>151153572
no dont save him hes exactly where he wants to be

>>151153585
Idk man, I always pegged him as the woman beater, not the one taking the beatings

>>151153560
HUH

>>151153560
Choose your team!

drew it now

bitch boooooooy bitch boooooooooooyyyyyy

>>151153674
I'm Cyan cause I want more oxnard

##151153583
mierfa mierfa give me your answer do they don't get that they're all second in line to you it won't be a stylish marriage a hearse before a carriage though i do declaim its not just you to blame for a post impact world meant for two ZALGO.

I HAVE ALWAYS STUCK MY NOSE UP AT THE USE OF A SLIDING TIMESCALE STORY STRUCTURE. I SHALL ATTEMPT TO MEND BRIDGES STARTING WHEN PETER GOT BAD TOUCH. THAT GETS LIKES AND REBLOGS APLENTY ACCORDING TO THE OTHER DOCTOR.

>>151153771
the people demand more oxnard

>>151153503
Cool thanks. So many old tumblr blogs gone now. I'm glad the booru has managed to preserve a bunch.

>>151153789
That tounge can do things I tell ya

Team Magenta all the way Btw

>>151153824
Dmarko is hilarious and Yttris is precious

>>151153560
Yttris my beloved.

>>151153824
reddit dialogue

>>151153885
this naive nigga is so funny

>>151153898
t.

>>151153771
Im cyan because i want more Ellith and Mallum, Oficus and Oxnard are just nice bonuses. Also cant wait for Oficus harassing Mallum

>>151153943
need junice large mound on my dick

>>151153702
Why wont she eat the pickles does she think eating pickles makes her straight? She finna cute without glasses

>>151153560
>yttris is dmarko's client player
can we get a bromance going!

Future Korpiss and Current Korpiss are going to hate fuck each other like karkat did. Calling it now

>>151153560
2 years of setup. 2 years of setup to get here and the fat mime is still barely introduced. I pray for troll super death flashes

>>151154024
start botting those votes anon

PB and SD Pesterquest/Friendsim, imagine.

>>151154093
Dating sim*** but yeah if we ever get to that point

>>151154003
Oh could you imagine? Huhuhuhuhu~

>>151154055
I am actually voting magenta so those whales can get some screentime. Imagine being in the middle of that bust circle. Worth it.
VOTE MAGENTA

>>151154117
The moment these two finally meet is the day I win. 7 pages of them Staring into each others eyes 10 pages of kissing and love bombing and then 15 pages of them fucking on a bed of roses as a symphony of music plays in the background.

>>151153885
I love these fucking retards

>>151154104
Please for the love of god no vast error tier spin offs im pretty sure alternate universes and shit are a running gag in that comic
Some sprites could be qute tho PvP

>>151153674
>ellith, mallum and oxnard
oh yeah cyan all the ways sorry team yellow

>>151153702
No seriously is lily part god frog? I say this affectionately

This is now a Prisounebound thread

>>151153996
my nuggies :(

>>151153560
I hope Yttris ends every single one of his sentences with "bitch" from now on like some kind of noble Freddy Krueger

>>151154243
How I be sploogin when I see lowblood bitches

>>151154309
>Anon is a limeblood
Everything makes sense now, including the greentext

VOTE FOR MY BOY OXNARD

>>151154400
Make no mistake, I'm voting for Oficus corrupting Ellith and molesting Mallum, your "boy" just happens to be there

You must Choose.

>Hussie sees PRISOUNEBOUND as a investment and Funds a high quality looking project (could be anything) with the IP, but He and the BC team write the story.

> Both PRISOUNEBOUND and SPACEDAYS gets crowd funded but it's a bare minimum VNs with either terrible Art or Story (You choose which)

>teams arent in order of entry
Makes sense lorewise. I was going to speculate on where the SD team are being inserted in this threeway. But this doesnt provide much new info besides the fact its going to be a three split. Although that does mean mallum (if i remember correctly) doesnt need to be the one to close the loop on the front end. Which makes things a lot easier as i dont think he would be easy to fool

>>151154424
Hussie will have to pry PB SD from our cold dead hands

>>151154169
This but with me and Colsla

>>151154424
I stick both up my ass and call it a day.

>>151154424
>i want prisounebound… with nothin!
>give me pb/sd fumblecore
I think the answer is obvious

>>151154468
I really don't think there's any risk of him wanting it.

>Yttris survived the highblood meeting
Biiiiiiiitch

>>151154468
based as fuck

>>151154424
regardless of the multiple statements Mr Runes made against Hussie, I feel like option 2 is more sovlfvl by default. Also, I don't trust the BC team with interpreting literally any character.

>>151154424
You will get a PS2 Ratchet and Clank-esque action platform and you WILL like it!

>>151154608
The characters are pretty one dimensional, it would be hard to misinterpret them.

>>151154424
I shoot Hussie because he's a faggot who can't make good shit like moonrunes and tridesert

>Team magenta will forcefem cody back into being a normal girl by reminding him of his natural femininity
please I can only get so erect

>>151154622
True but never underestimate the ability of people to fuck up characterization especially when trying to expand a character

I liked the update.

>>151154675
Cody is going to take one look at that team and then waltz in, non-existent 2 foot schlong hanging in the wind like he’s some hot shit stud.
And/or immediately get cold feet because women are scary irl

>>151154424
The latter and Moonrunes prefers being independent either way

Magenta with 9 votes....

You know I jist realize something;
If Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss flops like everyone say it is were not gonna get that Homestuck animated series

>>151154805
God I fucking hate how the horns are placed in that image, fuck pesterquest.

>>151154730
Cody will walk in thinking this is his chance to bag some alien chicks and get instantly sodomized

>>151154468
Hussie is less corporate greed and more a fumbler of the highest renown.

Like those sports players who get a bunch of money, are not accustomed to having a lot of money, and blow it all on drugs and expensive shit

He said it in Psycolonials, he can't handle the fame

>>151154424
>both options are just pb being adapted horribly
option A at least will have nice art I guess

>>151154858
Mickey mouse ears logic

>>151154805
This is what i look like bc you didnt vote for the tiddy squad

>>151154880
Alan should go in first

>>151153560
Entry order is:
Renity -> Nellie -> Junice -> Dmarko -> Yttris -> Oxnard -> Korpus -> Ellith -> Mallum

Teams are:
Cyan
>Ellith
>Mallum
>Oxnard
>Korpus

Yellow
>Dmarko
>Junice
>Yttris

Magenta
>Nellie
>Oficus
>Renity

Looks like /ourguy/ really is going to SD, but the numbers do work out to either expand all of the teams to five players including him or force him into one of the teams while making another one for just humans.

I hate Mooonrunes for drawing that Cody and his mom art because now all I can think of when anons mention him and Magenta team having sex is Cody putting them all in the mating press and breaking them with his strap.

Renity would be overwhelmed by such romance.

oh good lord i just realised colsla is going to be running someones server in the sd session

>>151154994
Skye of course

leave the black queen to me bitch

Do you guys think the Obama glazing at the end of the Epilogues was satire? It has to be satire, right? Its just so on the nose

I DEMAND that team Magenta win

>>151154951
Broken utterly broken

I dislike Korpus. I think he is a whiny little pissbaby and he's barely better than Colsla when it comes to relationships

>>151155053
It doesn't matter what your opinions are Obama won because he was nice and cooler than any American President before or after him in recent history.

He's so cool he's even playing SBURB irl, he's building up to his Gate right now.

>>151154948
Alternatively, Colsla manipulates Ellith, Mallum, Nellie, and the SD kids to wedge himself as Renity's server player, potentially making the missing link into Mallum -> Alan -> Skye -> Cody -> Lily -> Colsla -> Renity.

VOTE tEaM Cyan So i can have more mallum/ellith slop for me aaaaaaahck

>>151155115
Fuck off Renity.

>>151155053
Bro Act 6 goes so far as to state the 2024 elections were "the last ones ever"

>>151155121
>My fellow Americans, behold my uhh Obamalisk.

>>151155139
That hatred is platonic hers is cthonic. Get it straight.

>>151155065
I'm gay for Femboy trolls and I don't care anymore. I need that failure of a man to gobble and slobber on my cock yesterday. I need to gape his anus and rim that fucker as I reach around and stim his caged troll clit bulge until he spurts his sorry excuse of a load he has stored. I need that faggot bouncing cowgirl style, I need to hear his faggy boyish moans as his limb cock slaps against my bare tummy. I need this bitch boy to snort cocaine from my cock and kiss me right after.

>>151155121
he's gonna waste all his grist if he keeps building fancy shit like that

The inclusion of Obama was one of the funniest parts of Homestuck to me. If you didn't do an impression while reading his dialogue you have no joy in your soul.

>>151155158
Renity wants to eat her cake and have it too, which means stringing Korpus along on whatever relationship she can because the boytoy HAS to be hers

>>151155182
>chastity cage enjoyer
Obama, drone strike this man's house.

>>151155211
Hes not even a boytoy thats yttris hes like thus yappy dog people keep around for some reason

Obama would be a Seer of Hope.

>>151155225
>grey lips
NOT MY TROLL

>>151155241
I knew there was something off about this

>>151155233
>for some reason
You know why.

>>151155235
Until he puts on the pajamas, then he turns out to have been lying about his class (Prince) the whole time. Thanks for making him god tier, bitches

>>151155182
Colsla...

>Obama chuckled.
>"You mean the Queen's ring?"

Korpus will get a taste of what a real relationship looks like once he becomes Ellith's matesprit and Mallum's kismesis as they fight for her attention like the yume protagonist she was always meant to be

>>151141900
Based Caliborn
>>151141924
That's interesting most people I know that are into it said Homestuck actually helped them make friends. It did for me
>>151142140
Its just the codpiece, isn't it?>>151142428
Don't care what anyone says, chicks that like Homestuck are interesting and fun to be around 9 times outta 10
>>151146623
I appreciate the in-depth response. It makes me happy to know how many people had their hearts touched and their lives changed by this amazing story, this creation myth for the digital age
>>151146724
It has motivated a lot of people, you, me a ton of people in this thread and all over the world. That's probably Hussie's greatest legacy imo
>>151147164
Fair enough but that's a bad way of looking at it. There will always be a bigger fish, yeah he made a wonderful story, but what about REAL literature? Homestuck is great but Hussie is no Shakespeare. Just make something. It will feel good
Thanks everyone for answering my question. I started reading at the behest of a good friend back in 2012 but didn't finish Act 2. I didn't actually finish until last June. Now I've played most of the games, read the Epilogues and am caught up with Beyond Canon and my friend who got me into it says I'm more of a fan than him even though he was a day one reader who started with Problem Sleuth and moved in with someone he met on Pesterchum. I went to a con, cosplayed, made new friends I've been in contact with since. Reading it improved my writing and helped me be more social and I credit Homestuck in part to me successfully returning to college this semester.

>>151155485
No, it was before he had the codpiece godtier thing. I just purely loved the idea of a bullied and kind kid snapping and not caring anymore, then being eternally embarassed about it.

Something I'm working on

>>151155485
Irl friends or internet friends? I do get the former can turn into the latter

>>151155535
>filename
Let's fucking go.

>>151155468
BASED AND ELLITHPILLED SHE WILL LOVE HER TWO FRIENDS WITH ALL HER BLOOD PUSHER

>>151155580
Ellith has known Korpus for all of a day
Less than a day, actually

>>151155535
Looks like shit bitch, go suck your husband's cock and pretend it's yaoi.

>>151155547
For me? Personally? Both. I was able to talk to a girl that I used to work with about it and I was so stoked to know someone else around me was also reading it. We're still friends to this day, just not nearly as close as we used to be.

I also got to meet some super amazing folks online as well. I don't talk to them much anymore, but when we were friends we were the best of them, haha.

Yeah and they'we best fwiends.

>>151155182
this is a very heterosexual post

>>151155596
You could not possibly be a worse critic of my art more than I ever am lmao. I think it's cute that you're trying. I'd like to see what you can draw :)

>>151155603
i entered during the dark age i didnt even see a single troll at a con a month ago. Ya

>>151155618
I saw a few at the ones I went to!! So it's not totally lost lol.

>>151155633
I may have just been late theres that

The cat, her special friend, and her one true love

>want to follow a bunch of homestuck artists but they have "nsfw/proshippers dni" in their profiles and will probably block me from seeing all their art

Have you considered that I'm a pervert AND very polite?

>>151155547
My irl friend got me into it. I got him into EarthBound when we were kids, he told me I should play Mother 1 a few years ago, I loved it. Then I played YIIK and was kind of blown away by how much it reflected my own life, I told him to play it and he did and after that he was like "So now that I played YIIK, will you finally finish Homestuck? Its arguably the biggest EarthBoundlike there is." So I did, I fell in love with the story and now I'm pretty much obsessed. I went to my local con cosplaying last month, met 3 other cosplayers that live in my city and we've been talking online since. I've even got a double date planned with my gf and a cosplayer and her bf. So I guess real life friends with the majority of conversation being online, but all locals and former locals

>>151155596
oh my god why are you so negative all the time

>>151155655
I like this gif lmao

YELLOWBROS ITS CLOSE WE MIGHT GET OUR YAOI WHILE JUNICE SPECTATES FROM THE CACOON

>>151155668
Alex…

>>151155668
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR DEAD LUSUS

>>151155685
Arent dmarko and junice in that quadrant?

>>151155668
WWHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON?!

>>151155572
I'll be working on this during my downtime at work this week and afterwards. It will probably be simple, but that's my style. simple with clean lines. I really liked this cute mutini that I drew a while back

>>151155684
Who asked for your input?

>>151155668
Oh shit another YIIK enjoyer

>>151155699
Shes a fujoshi, she'll GLADLY sit in the chair

>>151155685
I have taken the liberty of editing this to fit more closely with what we've seen from the memo

>>151155729
STOP TRYING TO CAUSE DRAMA YOU EVIL SLUT

>>151155729
Considering we're on a public forum where anyone can reply from anywhere, I don't need to be asked for my input. Learn how the internet works.

Take a nap anon, you're so grumpy and hateful I won't be responding to any of your flaccid attacks (much like you're dick, it's ineffective)

>>151155743
>>151155749
>actually repying to it
Come on man.

I need to drink oficus' and renity's piss slurry

>>151155753
But the troll is very clearly hungry and is whining like a cat behind a shut door for ANY kind of food to eat. I feel pity for it :(

>>151155468
Ellith is Ataru here

>>151155735
Fine with me. I think I know just the replacement :)

>>151155182
this is how you are meant to treat all troll boys

>>151155699
Lol Junice is cool. She'd be down to sit in the chair so long as Dmarko's cool to swap every couple of hours or so.

Yttris ain't gonna be able to get his sealegs for ages though.

>>151155605
Do you think she would love clementines? (the fruit)

>>151155655
lmaaao don't even bother following people that have this in their intro/usarname. just bookmark their Media tab and be happy stalking them like this, its way better than have to deal with their rt "hot takes" nonsense (its what i do)

>>151155685
Junice in the cuck chair just enjoying the show in the bedroom, smoking the perfectest bong ever made. happy.

>>151155733
As you can see, I'm something of an EarthBoundlike connoisseur. I also really liked Hylics. But none of these other games touched my heart in the way EarthBound did besides YIIK. It was fascinating to see so much of mine and my friend's personalities reflected in the YIIK crew. It's like grown-up EarthBound for aging millennial hipsters and it's complex and wordy like Homestuck is. I find something new in every playthrough

>>151155857
your taste is imaculate. i wisb we where friends irl....

>>151155857
It's just surprising to see anyone talk about YIIK positively as an earthboundlike. I enjoyed the game and I'm currently trying to get every possible ending in it.

>>151155857
I can smell this image

>>151155851
>oh this is simply wonderful! i never knew i could be so flexible
>this is the full nelson you said?
>was putting my legs behind my head absolutely necessary? it seems a slight bit indecent i must say

>dont even worry
>i got you little dude
>youre in the be$t hAnd$ po$$ible, promi$e

>very well babe dmarko :)

>MEANWHILE, WITH JUNICE IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM AT THE BONG TABLE

>>151155668
I wanna get into YIIK later this year, did you play the original version or 1.5?

>>151155930
(drools)
now i just gotta write this huh....

>>151155869
sorry, I really only have space in my ashen quadrant right now :(
>>151155881
Awesome, glad you're enjoying it. I think it hits all the main EarthBoundlike highlights: suburban Americana setting, psychedelic theming, amazing soundtrack, and addresses the player directly. There's actually a lot to enjoy and think about and appreciate but a TON of badwagoners shat allover it because of one out of context quote the dev said in an interview. It was truly made with a lot of love
>>151155912
I smell like weed, cheap cologne I was gifted by a Moroccan guy and general ball mustiness. I hope that's what you were imagining

I'm seeing strong arguments for Team Yellow.

>>151155934
I never got to play the original original, just 1.25 and the IV update. Its definitely worth your time if you think it looks interesting

My beautiful ray of sunshine I can't wait to see her animated.

Kanaya's bare shoulders....

>>151156084
She's so fucking perfect...

>>151156084
SEXO

>>151155802
I don't know why this is so fucking funny to me. It's probably the fucking Mr. Burns hands lmao

Goodnight HSG, I have to work tomorrow morning and really need to get some sleep <3 See you then!

>>151156032
I see, I'll get it on steam when it goes on sale and see what its about

>>151156202
dont go... pls.. im crying

>>151156202
gn yo

>>151156219
You will be okay anon <3 Goodnight!!

>>151155802
Why is kanaya cosplaying vriska?

FAGGOT FISH

On Gog I'm dominating Colsla and plapping his cringe ass on a stupid fucking pentagram he has in his room because he's a dumb poser.

Please make a troll edit of this album cover.

you think Ellith first time with her matesprit...

heyfriends ia hve to fo peepee soooo badly! but i keep holding it! hehe! because i like the feeling of holding my pee! hehe! anyways! look athis beatiful drawing i did of karkat! he couldnt hold his pee! heheeeheehe! eeeehehe!!!! i have to go sooo badly!!!! eeeee!!!!

>>151156327
fuck i keep LAughing WHY DID I MAKE THIS POST whats wrong with me

>>151156327
i guess bro

>>151156336
Premium bud

>>151153774
is this some arg?

What if I said Oxnard was the hottest PB troll to me? What then, huh?

>>151156575
You're free to think that and be wrong in the privacy of your own home.

>>151154994
my king is gonna groom the whole sd session lmfao

>>151155053
It's a largely satirical installment of Homestuck and the Obama segment reads like someone made a coherent adaptation of a SBAHJ comic. Yes.
And going to elaborate lengths to create an insane irl shitpost that simultaneously achieves the mental breakdown and spiritual submission of Dave is also a pretty (Ult/bro) Dirk-like thing to do.

I wonder if (ult/etc) Dirk sees his progeny as more kinds of splinters of himself in a way, like somebody who sees reproduction as expanding and continuing themself.
Not that he did so intentionally, but he was already interested in duplicating himself, and then it turns out he has what are biological half-clones. Similar enough to place the kinds of expectations and pride on he has for himself - especially since his player self already looked up to and shaped himself after one of them, and then found probably the easiest relationship of his life in the other - but different enough to not piss him off and compete with his place as Dirk.

And so he feels a personal right to do what he wants with their souls, like a parent whose control issues stem from their own ego and goals, or just as seeing them as extensions of himself, and shoves them in robots like he once did with another extension of himself.
Because robots are awesome and perfect and ultra capable like he wants to be, but it's not like he wants to give up having a dick made of meat (Jake never seemed to really succumb to poor heart smashing brobot's charms), so he bestows the great honor on his splinterkids

>>151155655
what would they even have against nsfw/proshippers following them anyway? were too many pervs being creepy to them?

>>151155065
the next friendsim vn is gonna go crazy

>>151156688
Goddamn, anon. Hell of a post. Thank you for articulating what I couldn't

>>151155007
>>151156657
skye is going to reverse rape him and it will be kino

>>151156746
Thanks, I've pondered the topic a bit lol

>>151156752
His faggot colored blood will get everywhere

>>151156657
Must. Control. Urge to com Colsla bottoming from Moonrunes.

>>151141881
classpecting helped me identify my biggest hurdles and inspire me to be the best me I can be

>>151156800
>Oficus finds out about Colsla
He's never getting out of the dungeon

>>151155685

A VOTE FOR YELLOW IS A VOTE FOR YTTRIS, GET OUT THERE AND VOTE

>>151156816
I sssure hope ssso

>>151155535
looking good. can't wait to see the rest of it too

>>151156818
Yellow is a trick to mislead people who are voting for Oxnard into voting for the wrong team!

>>151156800
do this and also have it be noncon

>>151156841
It’s yellow because Skye is going to be the human leading them, we get the hot crazy chick and Yttris

>>151141881
Classpecting helped solidify my view of myself as either a shut in artist or irrelevant shitposter depending on my mood

>>151156860
>cody really is getting all the bitches
Random assortment MY ASS.

Heh. My Cody Agenda has flourished.

>>151156860
Junice will give her troll weed to chill out. This will enflame her schizophrenia

>>151156910
>t. TriDesert

>>151155182

>the most heterosexual poster on /hsg/

>>151155153
This is the most I've laughed irl at a post in a while, really caught me off guard

Is carnage a Homestuck character?

>>151157114
I wouldn't know I never actually read it.

>>151157114
>Carnage is a slave to its rage and will never learn to control it
failed Knight of Rage?

>>151156688
i'm really confused with fanon dirk and canon dirk and what each person that writes him sees him in a way. I think Dirk character is like a analogy to super ego based personality and its troubles. Usually people in fandom tend to write Dirk as self destructive and emotionally distant but puts a facate of being absolute, perfect in everyway and pretty much stable with his life, so much so it transcend his own body and there is the whole automation of his thoughts and presence. Still people write him as he hates himself or doesn't care much by what it takes to his end goals. You think Dirk hates himself because deep down he knows we will never be what he wishes or he is just scared to look deepdown on himself and see that there is nothing?

really interessed in see your insights.

>>151156997
Tridesert. Please confirm the Cody agenda.

:33 < i've lived my life as a newspapur reporter. i uncover the truth and write my articles. but then i learned, all too well, that a mere reporter like myself can't ever get to the truth in this city... it's nearly impossible. and it's unsure! no one here is even interested in learning the truth - a truth that must be kmeown. but i want to kmeow! i want to learn what must be kmeown

what does ellith and mallum's first night together smell like
imagine the taste

>>151157228
They're sleeping in a field of mulch and sunflowers after not having bathed in weeks

If you can't imagine that smell you really do need to go outside and touch grass

>>151157252
stfu and ponder the aroma

>>151157252
Gotcha ill get started by not bathing for weeks

>>151157228
fujo terezi????

also i think it would taste like salt, smell like musk and sunflower seeds..

>>151157280
delicious

omg why these kids stink!!!?? wash them with the most expensive troll soap for gog sake!!!

>>151157295
and let me drink the bathwater

>>151157252
eh
still sounds better than fucking in a recouprecoon

>>151157295
What other trolls need a bath? I do know for a fact cody and skye reek.

I think we need the Space Days and Prisounebound butthole chart

>>151157397
Dmarko and Junice are probably caked in salt and smell like low tide and burning whatever leaf
Oxnard is never not covered in blood and probably CAN'T shower due to the arm
Colsla doesn't know what a shower is
That leaves Renity, Oficus, Korpus, Yttris and potentially Nellie as the hygiene squad

>>151157397
they dont reek jackass, they have pheromones

>>151157418
Anon, trolls don't have buttholes (aliens) and neither do girls. The only person in PBSD with a butthole is Alan

>>151157446
yeah and he better get his toned twink ass on my dick

Prisounebound and Space Days hit HSG like crack hit inner city communities.

>>151157471
Moon almost ran a threadventure

Now THAT would have been chaos

>>151157471
Sir, a space days and prisounebound has hit the tower.

>>151157492
ANOTHER ONE?

>>151157471
I thought I could escape the gay singularity. I was wrong.

>>151157529
The only way out is through
Embrace gay horseshoe theory

>>151157536
Alan x Cody…

>>151157526
We have preliminary reports of another building in the world trade complex going down as a result of the PB/SD attacks sir.

>>151157529
THINK AGAIN NEEEEEEERD!

God I love fat bitches.

>>151157555
Still hoping the nepeta clone shows up

>>151157555
I want all these characters to be happy

>>151157572
Samesies.

Bro would beat the shit out of Dave and then make him watch this on his phone with audio coming out of a chinese bluetooth speaker he bought at $2 shop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sddgQ9Na6vk

>>151157576
even colsa?

>>151157604
yes I think he is redeemable

>>151157604
*through gritted teeth* Yes. Everyone has. Something, deep, deep, deep, deep down. That makes them. A joy. To be around. For others.

>>151157604
He’s perfect and living his best life

>>151157638
This is a disturbing image. I dub thee moonasty. Downright pornographic

>>151157673
Wasn't that panel made by the Drinking Problem author?

>>151157705
That explains that. I did feel it felt a bit too off

>>151157475
>almost
It could still happen...

A NEW ERIDAN HAS HIT THE TOWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lWkExdU9_A

>>151157868
wwrong this is not neww

>>151157957
Been rediscovered.