Thread 151140906

>Vivziepop is 33 years old
Is Vivziepop old or not yet?

>>151140906 (OP)
I'm 35

>>151140906 (OP)
I’m 30

I'm 300

>>151140906 (OP)
i'm 37

>>151140906 (OP)
Nobody cares about wiziebob.

>>151140906 (OP)
Bro, you're old at 25
That's when you leave "the demographic"
You're over the hill at 30
By 40 you're just waiting to die

>>151140906 (OP)
She's got some of the most lifeless eyes I've ever seen.

she looks 40

I'm 25 frfr.
an unc in the circles I frequent.

>>151140906 (OP)
More successful than I'll ever be at that age

>>151141079
Stop hanging out around high schools, pedo

>>151141107
>Stop hanging out around high schools
No one does that, it's a myth

>>151140906 (OP)
You say "years old" most of the time, but 30's to 40's is when people are the most self-conscious about their ages.
It's more polite to say she's 33 years young.

>>151141475
>It's more polite to say she's 33 years young.
And I think it's time that someone actually grew a thicker skin

>>151140906 (OP)
If she's married then no, if not then yes.

>>151140906 (OP)
Disgusting early millennial jewish mexican Californian PIG.

What the fuck is wrong with these types? They watched 90s and 2000s cartoons and all they can design and make is some cutesified UPA Invader Zim that has none of the qualities 2000s cartoons have.

>>151140906 (OP)
She's my age and I'm as spry as a wounded horse.

>>151141026
*SMACK* Stay quiet, broccolli head. Nobody wants to hear the wisdom of a young dumb brown child.

>>151140906 (OP)
Fat, walled, and probably already accumulating cats at an alarming rate.

>>151141613
I'm 39 kid, I know what I'm talking about

>>151141600
Married 30 year old women stay winning

>>151141619
Why cats? Dogs are more fun.

What the fuck is the point of this thread

>>151141727
drama

>>151140906 (OP)
no

>>151140906 (OP)
Shes’ aging harder than she needs to due to not taking care of her body. I thought she was on Ozempic for awhile, but recent pics have her looking back to her old stress eating self.
40 is going to hit her hard.
Reminder to anons, if you don’t have a regular exercise routine yet, you need to establish one. There’s a huge difference between people who work out turning 40 and people who don’t.

>>151140906 (OP)
Who? Me?

>>151140906 (OP)
Heeeell yeah

>>151140906 (OP)
>Only 33
I thought she'd be older for how long she's beeen animating, isn't her most famous pre-showrunner animation like 15 years old? Bit of a prodigy I guess.

>>151141037
I'm older than 40, and she does not look that old. She looks 35.

If you are over 25 you are unc fr fr no cap ong

>>151140906 (OP)
She looks rough.

>>151140906 (OP)
Happy birthday

>>151140906 (OP)
viv hit the wall at supersonic speed...

>>151141634
*SMACK*
Lying on the internet on 4chan? couldn't be me.
Heavens they're corrupting even the millenials and boomers with their gen-Zombie and alphanism bullcrap now.
TAKE YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR SMARTPHONES, OLD PEOPLE. *Cuts their internet connection*

>>151140906 (OP)
No, fuck no, why is this even a question?>>151141026
It sounds like you want to kill yourself before 30

I've talked to Hollywood stuntmen who told me their prime years were their 30s

>>151141475
It's actually people in their 20s like this retard>>151141026

She sold her soul to Bezos

>>151140906 (OP)
She's FAT

>>151144447
Vivzies a fat hippo, shes so fat that she’s called the "biggest indie animator" for a reason

>>151140906 (OP)
Her hair is so fried she'll be bald by 35

>>151141026
It's gonna be fascinating seeing the zooms and gen alphas hit their 30s and realize that they're not immortal either

>>151141003
This is madness!!!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with aging. With age you gain experience and knowledge, and with that you also gain respect from your younger peers (if only zoomers weren't so disrespectful though)

>>151140906 (OP)
I'm 58, but she's a hag

>>151140906 (OP)
disgusting fat pig tranny and nigger lover

>>151144334
BIGGER!

>>151140906 (OP)
she looks like she fucks only black dudes
also shes fat and disgusting

>>151145148
You don't even know that.

>>151145148
Vivzie is asexual thank you very much!

>>151141026
It's legitimately crazy to me seeing younger people act like your life is over in your early 20s. 25 is already older than what most people I've seen say. Like they think that as soon as you're out of college you might as well be 70.

>>151140906 (OP)
Maye its just me but i feelnlike being in your 30s and 40s isnt old, its middle age. I never considered my parents to be old like I consodered my grandparents to be, who were in the 60s at the time. It feel like what people consider "old" just keeps getting younger and younger with each new generation.

>>151144726
it's hitting young zoomers hard. a lot of them made being a minor their whole personality and can't handle being an adult

>>151146027
u really believe that huh

>>151146027
>asexual
Some chicks just make being a femcel a part of their personality, huh? Wild.

More like helluva shit in my diaper

>>151140906 (OP)
>be 37fag
>taking doggo for a walk on Halloween last week
>some kids are trick or treating on e-bikes, all wearing black hoodies and Scream masks
>as we pass I just comment on how cool thier costumes are
>one looks me dead in the eye and without a hint of irony in his voice exclaimed "Thank you very much, *sir*!" (emphasis mine)
Welp, it was a good run, lads.

i like to watch

>>151140906 (OP)
this is the same age jesus was when he died.

>>151146230
I can't think of any other reason she wouldn't message me back when I sent her my super hot Adam Alastor fic. No one who has a hint of sexuality would ignore it.

>>151140906 (OP)

Her show is highly satanic because it has DOMONDS

Age requires context. If you're a friendless NEET your life is over at 20, if you're a Chad 25 or 30 is your life's peak.

>>151141026
People will treat you as a kid if you're under 30. Rightfully so

>>151146277
Some like jaidenanimations call themselves that in an attempt to ward off simps, like that's gonna work lmao

>>151146533
Yeah, or they do it to filter out the "ugly" dudes. Cause you know damn well a woman isn't going to stay asexual for long when Chad or Brad roll up in their fucking Lamborghini.

Since the other thread is going to die I want all newcomers to this thread to know exactly one thing: I want Cherry Bomb to rape me.

>>151146296
>mfw got hit with the 'Sir!' line when I was 19.
>By a bunch of kids that went to the same school I used to go to.

>>151146588
I'd let her rape me too. With farts.

imagine being mad about this hottie

>>151146725
More like mad cow

hey fellas would Emily wear a one piece or a two piece swimsuit
Id rather talk about that than vivs age

>>151146902
One piece with a beach skirt and sun hat.

>>151146077
And they're really really fucking stupid about it too because there is 1 reason why you'd think your life is over.

Your childhood is over and you no longer have your adults supporting you to get a proper education to get a good job.
So the moment you're out of high school and your piece of dogshit parents didn't financially support you with college or you didn't pick a good subject matter you're eternally fucked cause nobody will help you stay on your feet to retake college.
Also the other reason is thinking from a lack of developmental thing , if you had no childhood you'll lack social skills. If you didn't make enough "friends" during prime college

It appeals to a failure of a being, not understanding that not everyone is a failure like them, not everyone is ugly, disgenic, brown, born poor, lacks parents, lacks friends, not everyone thinks about money all the time, doesn't suffer from working at McDonalds cause they're not dumb enough to go work at McDonalds when they can just work in a clothes shop or as a game tester or Excl spreadsheeter and many other non-college jobs they are not aware of.

This is how young millennials late gen-Zers think and kept spouting back in 2012, nowadays in 2025 these young gen-Zer and older gen-alphas have no idea what they're talking about and just mimic what they've heard wihout even mimicrying it correctly.

Again I'm not talking for them, I'm talking for myself cause these illiterate imbeciles cannot form a coherent argument to save their own hides. I've seen plenty of 20-30 year olds retake college, taking 2 colleges and striking it rich. I've seen 40 year olds strike it rich.
I know a mechanical engineer where he had a friend that got him a job as a QA testing AI that pays 4x times more than his old job and he's in his 40s

Gen-Zers are just really really stupid doomsaying parrots. Ask them something and they won't be able to argument. Reveal /pol/ anons and you notice a brown obsessed with money+Hitler.

>>151146609
>>151146296
>be 30 man
>look like I'm 18 or even 15
>Little kid calls me gentlemen, sir,
Why thank you ;)

>Be 30 year old
>Adults call me kid, child, young man
Why thank you. ;)


I shit you not I thought you said it was a good run because you noticed they were pajeet kids trick or treat when they said "sirs".
I always tell a pajeet to call me Sir Anon, sir X or even sultan to make me feel like a knight at least. If we're going to be stuck in the 1500s or 0

>>151146927
It's an old swimsuit so it's a bit tight on her. Formfitting what she's got.

>>151146972
>I don't shave, have a full beard and mustache.
>Speak in a gruff tone.
>Younger adults call me sir.
>I shave.
>Speak slightly higher.
>I get carded at bars and got stopped by the police who thought I was ditching school.
It's nice having Schrodinger's Babyface.

>>151146944
It's all too easy a trap for people to fall into these days, especially because the media they consume is filled with predatory scumbags preying on their insecurity and telling them they've failed as human beings if they're not billionaires by the time they're in their 20s
Social media has been a catastrophe for the human race

>>151146972
>be 30 man
>look like I'm 18 or even 15
This does not happen. Not even the most well kept 30 year old man in Hollywood looks 18. I refuse to believe every 30 year old online looks 18.

>>151140906 (OP)
Imagine the bush she's cultivating

>>151147055
Faces are aging slower because fewer people are doing work that exposes your skin to the sun all day
A 40 year old farmer is going to look more like a 60 year old who has worked in an office all their life than an office worker the same age

>>151147032
Humans were never meant to be -this- interconnected. For all its faults, 4chan has a good way of divying this up. Everyone's anonymous. No one knows whose who. We can be anyone, so we're our real selves.

>>151140906 (OP)
Eggs. Gone. She's wasted her life on a satanic shit cartoon.

>>151147104
Don't forget all the preservatives that's in our food. It's actually have some effect in keeping us looking young. I met a guy whose 40 and looks like he's just turned 21.

>>151147120
And where's your life's work, anon?

>>151146027
Asexual is just a label they'll put on as a self defense for not getting laid or hit on.

>>151146992
I mean
Can't she just poof a new one into existence? Or do they shopping malls in hell with a beachwear store?

>>151147131
This ain't about me. I'm not a public figure nor am I about to dox myself to you.

>>151147120
Fat chicks can get laid with desperate guys any time they want. There's always going to be someone with low standards

>>151147143
Emily's in heaven man. The only clothes she's got manipulation for is her dress. She's gotta go shopping like everyone else. With heaven bucks.

>>151146766
>>151143779
>>151143774
What if there are two different extermination periods that occurred and the Storybook features the old one?

Lute was created for the first uprising of Hell that occurred under Lilith, explaining why there are barely any ancient sinners around.

And in the new exterminations, Adam and Lute were involved but Sera created a whole army of Exorcists in a pact with them to try to hide the entire operation under the rug. Which explains a lot on why Adam and Lute didn’t look at them as “these honorable soldiers died in battle” and instead seemed to treat them like hyperactive little girls. Because they were hyperactive seven-year-old little girls. And weren’t even aware that said little girls could be killed in the first place (because Sera is a JOKE that gives no damns except for Emily and Sinners she has never interacted before).

In other words, Adam fathered a massive family with Lute off-screen seven years ago, and Sera, who is still using them as expandable soldiers, hands them to Abel of all people. Not even someone that can handle these immature children, but is one himself, and will likely cause all of them to die. Sera is the worse. Why did the Speaker tolerated any of this chaos? Why didn’t Lute and the exorcists get retired on the spot so none of them will go completely insane by the losses they already have and will continue to have by staying in that honestly horrible job they were prompted to think was an honorable duty? Why does Adam have to suffer even more kid and almost-wife issues?

>canonical strongest sinner in hell is nothing to an archangel
>angels even the weakest ones can't be harmed without angel weapons
I use to question Vox's plan but now I feel a bigger issue is explaining how Heaven got fear mongered into doing the exterminations in the first place. Sinners never stood a chance. Hell the only stand one now because Angels apparently just leave their weapons behind after each culling.

>>151147179
>Heaven bucks
What a rip.

>>151147104
Avoiding the sun saves you from wrinkles but it doesn't stop your baby fat from leaving or general aging. Example with Winslet. She has minimal wrinkles in bottom pic but you wouldn't mistake her face for that of an 18 year old.

>>151147179
>>151147201
>die and get to heaven
>still cant afford a damn latte

>>151147184
Remember that almost all of the ancient sinners are long-dead and it has nothing to do with Adam’s exterminations or his literal little girls.

The sinners in the past were likely far far stronger than Alastor was. And Rosie cheated him with a lackluster “currently the most powerful Sinner” status instead of “the strongest sinner of all time”.

>>151146725
Jesus man how can I not fuck her
Please tell me she's single

>>151147201
>>151147251
>Emily is under cover on Earth, with Charlie.
>They're in "disguises"(Charlie beiges her face and Emily switches colors of her skin and hair)
>They get coffee at Starschmucks
>Emily swipes her card but it's declined.
>Opens her wallet and finds her heaven bucks have literally poofed
>Charlies like "Lemme get this sis"
>She slaps down a $100 Beelzebub Dollar
>Not accepted, her slight smirk wipes away
>The two gotta work in the back for the day to pay off their 30 dollar drinks
>Vaggie comes in to get Charlie.
>It's the three stooges

>>151147184
>fear mongered into doing the exterminations
Lilith was spreading shit. The exterminations started when she left.
Now I'm guessing they're going full panic because mid tier hell folk can take exterminators. Imagine if the 7DS got up off their ass. Heck Lucifer is confirmed as creating the Goetia in the image of the seraphim. They're pretty strong. Heaven is fucked.

>>151146725
As far as fujo furriers go she ain't bad

>>151147055
Yep, at most a young looking 30 year old will look 25. Teenage years have features that will never come back unless we get some crazy sci-fi rejuvenation tech (and then those features will stop being precious)

>>151147482
There's something bitter sweet about Lucifer making the Goetia in the image of the Seraphim.

>>151147522
It's why he likes ducks. They remind him of his bird buddies.

>>151147540
I want to fuck his daughter and make her quack like a walrus.

>>151147674
Walrus don't quack and I think Charlie is some goat-clown hybrid. You could make her honk at best.

>>151147522
He didn't make them, Paimon fathered them, we don't know where Paimon came from.

Also this chart doesn't factor in fallen angels. This Lucifer being an anti hero is from the Paradise Lost version of Lucifer in which all of Lucifer's supporters also fell. According to that version when Satan fell he swiped his tail and one third of the stars in the sky fell. This surely means there are more fallen angels than just Lucifer.

ALSO we know from Helluva Boss that Azathoth exists in this universe where means that are also Lovecraftian deities which far surpass the power of God. Maybe the deadly sins are fallen angels too since that aligns with the seven princes of Hell canon.

>>151147721
It's also worth noting that in the actual Ars Goetia Paimon is loyal to Lucifer, so maybe he is a fallen angel too.

>>151147721
>>151147739
In the Ars Goetia in real life all of the princes of Hell are in fact fallen angels.

>>151147721
>>151147739
Viv confirmed Lucifer made the Goetia like a week ago

>>151147765
What did she say? Because Paimon at the very least is definitely a fallen angel in real life demonology.

>>151147704
>Charlie is kinda a goat.
>She's totally not cheating with a new and sweet sinner, and Vaggie is not distracting herself to block out the noises of Charlie baa-ing as the whole damn hotel shakes.

>>151147721
Vivzie said in an interview he did

>>151147792
That doesn't change anything about Paimon though. She says this but Paimon also fathered them in the show, so Paimon could still be a fallen angel and he just collaberated with Lucifer to birth the goetia.

>>151147811
I guess but she infers it was the same way that Satan created the imps. Lucifer could've created Paimon then he laid some eggs that became Stolas and some others. I guess we don't fully know how Satan created the imps either. Could be 7DS jizzing in random things kek

>>151147520
>>151147792
A Speaker of God all but confirms the existence of God, so place your bets on His
>character design
>voice
>personality

>>151147849
We're definitely giving Vivzieplop too much credit, but we still don't know where the sins came from either and in the same canon the 7 sins are also fallen angels. It's definitely not going to be anything this interesting but I can hope.

>>151147870
Viv has said she doesn't intend to have God show up and that he's more like an ethereal presence, but people have also speculated that she lied so as to not ruin the surprise.
>voice
Someone who can sing.
>design
Look at this rate it's gonna be another bird.
>personality
If the Speaker is any indication, probably really chill. Maybe a little incomprehensible.

>>151147942
She is probably still holding out hope for Weird Al to get involved somehow, and if not Lucifer then God would make sense. Too bad he will never be a part of this show because he doesn't swear and Vivienne can't control herself.

>>151147870
>character design
Dirty neet yume wearing PJs
>voice
Obnoxious
>personality
Disinterested outside of current thing she's hyper-fixated on. Probably a lads parody
I would love the whole heaven conspiracy never showing god was to cope with a nutcase creator. It would be very meta

>>151147870
>character design
Probably something with birds still. Maybe a big ass eagle or something
>personality
Id imagine likely a larger than life personality that likes to give big bombastic statements but then immediately pivots to a more down to earth kind of guy. And with that said...
>voice
BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!

>>151147970
>Too bad he will never be a part of this show because he doesn't swear and Vivienne can't control herself.
You know they've collaborated right? He doesn't hate her or anything, he just didn't want to play a character who swears.

>>151147990
If he looked like that I would suck Viv's coochie.

>>151148018
I know they collaborated, but that collaboration was storyboarding for 5 seconds of a music video that he may not even have seen. My point was that she simply does not have the humility to make God not swear to have Weird Al voice him as she didn't have the humility to make Lucifer not swear.

>>151148065
>My point was that she simply does not have the humility to make God not swear
So far the Speaker hasn't sworn

>>151148082
And yet Sera has.

>>151148096
Sera's had probably the one good singular use of "fuck" in this show lol

>>151148096
Sera isnt the literal Voice of God, tho. She's middle management at most

>>151148114
What was the use? I'm only up to episode 8 of the first season.

>>151148114
Yeah because Vivziepop literally couldn't help herself. She could have said something like "damn it." Every character in this show is written like a millenial.

>>151148114
Agreed. It's the only one that I've laughed at, too, because it's actually unexpected and given enough breathing room.

>>151148164
She says it in a quiet solitary moment of exasperation, to keep it as spoiler-free as possible.

>>151148221
Those quiet moments are the best moments to use swears. I hate to say it but Bojack has the best use of F-Bombs.

>>151148250
>one single f-bomb per season
Agreed

>>151147153
imagine being fat in 2025. It couldnt have possibly been easier with all the ozempic bonanza happening rn

>do you want to rule hell together with me
Is this the second doomed yaoi viv put out or was the dub I watched gayed up

>>151148535
>or was the dub I watched gayed up
there is no need for that in this show

>>151140906 (OP)
younger than me!
still would!

>>151146401
>this is the same age jesus was when he died.
you mean MURDERED?!

>>151140906 (OP)
She looks just as shitty as I expected from her work.

>>151144566
My Sides went to mars when I saw this, thank you

>>151140906 (OP)
fun fact, treehouse of horror iii was aired one day after vivzie born

what color should Emily's swimsuit be cause I'm thinking blue

>>151147870
Didn't we get an ancient look at her concept for a God design forever ago? Or am I mistaken

>>151146077
I'm 34 now. I spent my 21st crying about how my life was over because I was still in community college and working retail. Then I went out side to touch grass because it's all fake and bullshit, but it turns out not only are the memes true but fucking worse. Every time someome says shit online is fake it just turns out true. At this point I think the people telling you to go outside and not care are the real demoralizing commity because I've seen way to many people, me included fall for that shit and just end up even further in thr ditch of depression because it does actually matter.

>>151146027
I’ve seen a lot of very online women do this. Pretty sure it’s just a way to deflect/deny questions and rumors about their personal life. That JaidenAnimations bitch does the same thing.

>>151149519
Do they really?

>>151140906 (OP)
I don't think it's a good idea to have your first kid beyond 35. And your thirties should probably start watching your body health more. Besides that, I mean, do whatever you want. Don't hurt people, thanks.

>>151149519
I thought Jaiden got married to Alpharad.

>>151149869
Yes but it’s not because they are lying whores or whatever misogynist crap guys on here believe. The truth is that in nerdy circles guys will treat you better if they think you are single.

>>151140906 (OP)
Why would you date a fujoshi?
Fag hags are so obsessed with gays, it becomes their whole personality.
Your whole relationship will be her trying to talk you into taking dick while she watches.

>>151143076
That's Stavos Aracely.

>>151148622
True dat, but still. Was there at least an implied hetero business partner ship in the og dub or was Vox pulling a double entendre in the og as well?

>>151144334
>>151145119
BIGGER

>>151141575
She did grow a thicker skin, look how fat she is

Vaggies juicy thighs

>>151140906 (OP)
anyone older than 25 is OLD

>>151146771
>Retcon
Huh? What are you talking about, what did i miss?

>>151140906 (OP)
>barely above 30
>has Millions from amazon, toys, clothes, and other stuff with her art on them
>has done Broadway
>has MORE seasons after 2 planned
>the "Biggest" animated ("adult") show in last 2 years and probably for next 5?

It's crazy when people get literally all their dreams come true.
And others of us work dead end basic shit jobs or need food stamps to get food.
But I like the show.
And her ideas are kinda basic. You literally hire other people to make a lot of ideas for you.
And could use ai for writing, art, and stuff now, a lot of people wouldn't know.

Some people are doomed to hell, and others look down from heaven

Any retarded characters, like, down syndrome retarded?

>>151140906 (OP)
haha comical, fans are talking about vain and superficial things as much as the show's characters who are spreading vain and superficial dialogues and going on a fantastically annoying show of spazzing around on screen to fill in the void that is the writing of the plot or the content of said characters.
I'm 18 minutes into the first s2 episode and cut abruptly to see what you freaks are talking about and this is how it turns out. Fitting.

If I didn't want to fuck half the cast I wouldn't bother. I developed a new type of fetish, I have a cringe boner.

Today's episodes were much better than I expected from the leaks 1 year ago.

>>151150909
>And others of us work dead end basic shit jobs or need food stamps to get food.

Look, I don't wanna start anything so please don't think wrong of me, but can you tell me your race?

>>151151491
The execution of Season 1 was a mess while this actually shows how the world works without dumbo Sera in the middle of it.

>>151151442
I need to screen cap this perverted creature.

>>151151511
Hi pol guy, I'm white, and "nerdy", yeah I listen to weird al, so maybe too white. I've lived in usa my whole life.

Nice to know how easy it is for media to make people think junk.
I guess that's the point of vox.

>>151151710
I told you to not take it the wrong way. You were uncharitable to me there.

>>151143142
that would have made her about 18. Sounds about right. Most people who are serious about creative work really start to hunker down around 11-12. By the time they're leaving high school, they're pretty fucking good at what they do and are ready for college curriculum.
That's not to say that it's impossible for people who get a late start, but being good enough to start turning heads at 18/19 is not uncommon for people who have the skill and drive to actually pursue it professionally.

>>151140906 (OP)
I'm old enough to ruin your lives.

>>151144386
she and A24 were originally trying to sell their soul to HBO, but got Zaslaved in the merger. They were in limbo for over a year. By the time Amazon came around, they were willing to sell to whoever was actually interested in buying.

>>151151652
Screencap this. It makes more sense on the tree of evolution than vizzie's story plot.
Anyway I'm listening to Vox's song as I progress in the episode and he's referring to the shining kingdom of God so is now God a part of hazbin hotel or was it a sad inconsequential slip?

>>151146027
>>151149519
Jaiden absolutely did it because she was horrified at all the porn people were making of her.
It actually might be plausible in Vivzie's case. I have a hard time imagining her being interested in fucking anyone. Seems like she'd shlick to yaoi and call it a night.

How did Husk know about Alastor's deal with Rosie?

>>151149025
Yeah he drove a pink cadillac

>>151151734
Sorry? It's hard not to take the wrong way.

It's like saying,
>don't get me wrong, but do you think the people in control of gov and money are greedy, and use religion to hide almost like...Hitler had a point? Don't take it wrong bro...
It's kinda crazy what people can say and be like, don't get me wrong...

Like really? I feel like I'm getting trolled. Anyways, sorry i guess.

>>151151776
alright well now there's one claiming to be named the voice of god, is god in this show akin to the holy spirit? One eluding ever present force but not taking physical form? Is jesus a thing in Hazbin? Why do I analyze the lore of hazbin to begin with?

Anyone got links to the episodes subtitled in English?

>>151146725
fucking gross

>>151146725
>hottie

>two songs in a row and the plot device remains as still as dust on the moon
>then when something's happening it is as predictable as wingsofredemption's diet of tv dinners

HIRE WRITERS YOU NEPOBABIES
GOD DELIVER US FROM THEATER KID LUKEWARM DRAMA
IT'S SO ANAESTHETIC THE BIG DISCUSSION SUBJECT ON THE INTERNET IS ABOUT SERA SAYING "FUCK"


HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151152242
(The songs are cool and the babes hot tho I give them that. I'm not going to ignore the positives.)

>>151152242
>>151152271
It’s honestly hard to predict season 2 without the leaks.

>>151152290
The vindicative exorcist infiltrates hell before the barrier can be raised and remains trapped there, then half of hell runs a train on her and the remaining episodes are unending rape scenes.
Yes even the songs.

Hire me.

>>151152377
Why are you like this?

>>151152414
Rape is funny deal with it vizzie. Art is made to soothe the pervers and yadda yadda.

>>151152448
It only makes you worse. Stop reading it and watching it.

>>151140928
35 gang wanna make out?

>>151152468
Whatever will hazbin homotel's fandom do if someone was to spread rape jokes on an uncontrolled shit board free from the asinine sterile censorship of social platforms? Is it all it takes to make the supposedly edgy and unapologetically violent show about hell tilt? Some shitposts?
You got cannibals and a skinwalker murderdeer, the hypocrisy.

>>151146944
I think it's a combination of a few simpler things. Social media poisons peoples' brains. They see people in their early 20s living a lavish lifestyle of luxury while making a living doing something glamorous and they feel like they're a failure in comparison. What they don't realize is that most of those influencers are full of shit who stage pictures to make it seem like they live a life they aren't anywhere close to having, and are not nearly as successful in their endeavors as they let on.

It also allows people to wallow in their failure. Instead of being motivated to go after what they want in life, it's much easier to convince themselves that it's already too late and that it's all because they weren't born into the right circumstances. Bitching about how they weren't lucky is certainly easier than actually working towards something which is partially why I believe so many anons are gleefully anti-artist.

>>151152563
Sexual sin destroys what is inside of you.

>>151152581
that's antisemitic

>>151146725
Are anons really so desperate that they find this hot?

Ok its just me or Charlie character got Flandernized this season?
she was a bit naive on season 1 but she had a sence of understand that she should be careful with Alastor and the Vs , but now SHE ACTS LIKE A TOTAL TODDLER.
she knew what the Vs were doing and she actually though they would play fair with her??
SEASON 1 Charlie would not do that, but now season 2 CHarlie is a total imcompetent idiot!
i could not believe while watching episode 4 that half of the plot was just CHarlie doing the EXACT SAME MISTAKE AGAIN!!!!!

she got flandernized!!

>>151152731
Mocking physical appearance is such a punching down move when so much more can be criticized from the rise of "edgy" satanic medias.
It's the product of a gentrified, feminized society where females and simps believe that mimicking and marketing the darkest side of mankind will give them credibility when they do not have the life experience in the gutter to grasp where the darkness ends or even where it leads, they do not have the satisfactory credentials to work with the material yet they promote it as cool. They'll stay at surface level, romanticizing appearances and unwise of the many crooked branches sprouting from a place so vile it should be doused with gazoline.
It is dangerous because as hollow as it is it remains one wide easy to access open shortcut for feeble minds to tread upon guiding them in a life of mistakes and soul tainting events.

So this is why when I get called an insensitive shitlord for making rape jokes I seethe and boil.

>>151143076
LMFAO

>>151152643
No. That’s what the Jewish King Solomon said.

>>151152731
It's more like they're fucked up mentally and/or brown so they jack it to fat bitches. Blacks in particular when they were in the wild grew up starved so a fat bitch was seen as healthy and attractive as opposed to being a hungry skeleton. They're in civilized society now but they still have the same urges, goes for all the third worlders too.

>>151147870
Viz said that she isn't going to depict God at all in the show so the Speaker is the closest thing you're going to get.

>>151146725
I wanna slam that miss piggy.

>>151151873
I said none of those things, you are getting angry at stuff you made up in your head. It was because of that I told you not take it the wrong way.

I see what I'm sad about, show wears the cloak of edginess but under it everyone's bearing the disney archetype of one that always has tearjerking backstories or in the case of Alastor evil without the scars, depth and sickness that can make it palatable or captivating. Like having stakes, needing characters moved by powerful motivational forces and backed in their structure with a sturdy psychological spine is what sparks interest and passion. If not for goals, have characters be fascinating in their genuineness.
Take the whole redemption deal, it isn't a riveting plot moving vehicle because none of the characters in the show are complex enough to be deemed impossible to redeem, having explicitly nefarious and rotten characters would present a conflict to face Charlie's project. Failure to attain her goal and facing irredeemable evil would make for a great catalyst to produce good tv moments, a pivotal point where it has something carrying a meaningful message and fascinating characters. But I don't see that coming.
It's ok if it keep doing what it's doing but wasted potential is ever present and makes fans theorize on what could be and so on. I wish so for viz to take out the big guns.

>>151140906 (OP)
In the real world no I don’t think anyone is old until they’re 50, in internet she’s ancient.

>>151140906 (OP)

I'm 35 and I feel real damn old.

>>151146511
People will always treat you as a kid if they have 5 years over you.

>>151153839
Have you tried not being a little bitch?

>>151148250
I'll maintain that bleeping curse words is always funnier than just saying them

>>151146172
Zoomers have a weird fixation on age gap relationships. They have a weird relationship with age.
t. Plays a lot of VRC to harass women of varying ages.

>>151146077
I figured they think like this because they're all gay and twink death is 21.

>>151141237
They use Discord these days.

>>151141026
There are some disgruntled 30 year olds disagreeing with you. I'm 28 and you're correct. Even in America your entire life is decided by how much your parents make so they can let you sit your fat ass around their house while the country collapses. That contributes to young people being doomers about age. It's not that we're being melodramatic about 24 being a grandpa, it's that there's nothing to experience after your young twenties. There's no boats to save up for, certainly no houses, the women are demonic, you need to get paid 40 dollars an hour minimum to live a normal life. We unironically need this slow controlled demolition of the West to end. Either the jewish commies need to win and gulag all normal humans who hate them, or Whites need to start cleansing the land. This shit is terrible and rich people will be held accountable.

>>151151776
Well the Speaker of God's appearance showed there was a God. Correct me if I'm wrong but they don't talk about his existence in s1.

>>151147153
Even if she gets laid she'll only die alone at this rate without a husband or child.

>>151154132
I would argue that you never had anything to do regardless if you were young or not.

>>151152967
Blacks have on average borderline retarded IQ, so yeah, they're a good thing to compare /co/ anons to.

You know amidst everything else that happened, I was surprised to see Zestiel throwing down in a goddamn fighting pit. I mean overlords have to defend their reps and all, I was just expecting something more…subtle? Grandiose? I don’t know. Just not straight up throwing hands.

>>151154265
I don't like this image, I'm going to hide it.

>>151153954
sorry trashbin homotel can't have evil characters in a setting that's literally HELL because viz is making cringemaxxing OCs instead of writing characters in a competent manner.

https://youtu.be/VpKPwi90AF0

>>151154037
I don't really get the whole problem with age gaps and feel like I got the short end of the stick. When I was younger, all the girls my age wanted to be with older guys because they had more status and better careers. Now that I'm older, the younger women think that age gaps are gross.

>>151154932
I don't know what you're talking about. I thought I made it clear that I didn't read your post because you wrote way too fucking much.
Save the long posts for your substack.

>>151140906 (OP)
I'd date her either way.

>>151154980
>fans of deviantard show confused by two lines making a simple clear concise statement


it checks out

>>151155029
dickhead who likes to write novels on /co/ assumes anyone who responds to his diary entries is a fan of the show

>>151155404
So not only do you have no interest in the thread's subject you come in to pester people discussing abundantly about it? Two hypothesis:
-you come back to get the last word regardless of how petty and nonsensical you sound
-you are clinically retarded and need to be institutionalized

pick your poison

>>151155539
> schizo babbling about bullshit cannot understand when people are making fun of him because he's being a retard
write another novel

>>151155568
First option with a drop of retardation. I gave you enough wiggle room to debate about OP's original thread not being centered on HH but Viz's appearance and you didn't even take it. Disappointing.

>>151140906 (OP)
33 isn't old.
Middle age is like 40's.
She's technically in the prime of her life.
Not a kid...but not old.

>>151140906 (OP)
*Vivziepoop

>>151146725
>She used to look like pic related
>Now she looks like that
What the fuck happened to her?
I thought latinas were supposed to become fat AFTER getting married?

>>151140906 (OP)
Fuck no, go to any industry convention and you'll be gobsmacked how the average age is like 45. Maybe even closer to 50. She's barely old enough to be taken seriously in the industry, which is partly why cartoons are so fucking awful right now. We need more 30ish year olds, preferably ones with better ideas than Hazbin or Helluva Boss.

>>151156948
SHE USED TO BE SO CUTE, BROS
It gets harder to keep off weight as you age if you don’t change your eating and exercise habits. Viv would look way better if she lost 60lbs.

>>151157405
That's how the industry works. You need to work your way up to leading jobs which typically don't happen until 40ish. It's very rare for people younger than that to have any kind of creative power, as the higher ups don't trust them with the money.

>>151146027
Its just autism.
Literally is probably just her only being attracted to her OCs like Alastor/Stolas/Blitzo

>>151157502
More like that's how the industry fails to work, amirite

>>151157457
60 lbs is alot

>>151146725
>>151156948
She should dye her hair back closer to her natural color. Chestnut is pretty.

>>151144749
Zoomers hate aging because they all thought they'd die young and have zero needed life experience to survive their older years

>>151156948
>SO I'LL RUN UNTIL I HIT THAT WALL

>>151158599
I'm sure she dyes her hair because chestnut makes her look plain.

>>151140906 (OP)
Americana should be considered children until they are 40

>>151156948
What really confuses me is her face. It’s like her bone structure got masculinized. Maybe spending so much time with gays does that to women

>>151159407
Why Americans?

>>151141026
I’m 26 and I’m already waiting to die

>>151140906 (OP)
Women are basically children until they get married.

>>151140928
Sad

>>151158108
That's 30 kg.

>>151144447
Woah BUDDDDDDDDYYYYY!!

>>151159407
with how society infantilized adult I agree

>>151159407
>>151163453
Thirdies...

latinx don't crack yo

>>151140906 (OP)
She needs to lower her BMI

>>151146725
kind of a lower mid tier slam pig to be honest.

>>151141026
this.

>>151164076
Don't what?

>>151147055
NTA, but every teenager and early 20s we meet irl something is convinced that we (late 20s/early 30s) are 20-24 for some reason.

>>151152967
I'd argue liking fatties is more correlated to high testosterone than low IQ. whites liked fat bitches when they were masculine (see: Medieval Europe and Victorian England)

>>151154376
funny how all the race realist whitoids obsess over being "trad" but won't like the same bodies their ancestors did 100 years ago

>>151146077
This could all be remedied by making kids grow up at 14 instead of coddling them all their lives. i noticed my boomer parents dont have this retarded rhetoric and it probably has to do with the fact they already felt grown by 16

Americans and their obsession with age

>>151166230
Literally all humans through all of human history.

>>151166094
Because again, at the time food wasn't as plentiful. Same reason paleness was the beauty standard at the time, because peasants were outside a lot more often than royalty.
>>151166151
We also wash our hands after wiping, some things we did in the past are good and other things aren't but I wouldn't expect a thirdie to understand nuance.

>>151167913
that's a lie. beauty standards shifted from celebrating fatness to thinness starting in the 1920s, which was linked to feminism and hollywood. which btw, your kind loves pointing out jews made . so not only are you hypocritically hating what your more trad and more virile ancestors liked, you also adore an ideal put in place by your worst enemies.

>>151169287
Sounds like a load of jewish nonsense to me, jews love that everyone is getting fatter off of slop and processed food and thus shortening fitness and lifespan. Being attracted to fatness in a time when food is scarce makes sense but once a race has evolved enough to solve food scarcity at least to some extent fatness becomes far more extreme, common and undesirable. Being thin and fit becomes far more attractive.

>>151169287
what

>>151169355
thus reducing fitness and shortening lifespan*****

>>151169355
>evolved
>went from a race full of conquerers, virile men who had no problem BtFOing anyone who wrong them, fiercely protective and proud of their women, believed in God
>to a group of low t insecure faggots getting cucked by any one who isn't a demure east asian, nations full of furries, lgbt, pro abortionists, atheists, ect
so much for being "trad" lol gay ass larper

>>151169398
None of this has to do with the topic so I accept your concession on the fatness subject, Jaun.

>>151169426
anglo "men" should be mass slaughtered and replaced with high t Balkan and Mediterranean chads to repopulate the gene pool. Make white men masculine again

I went to high school with her. she was a huge loser and incredibly obnoxious and that’s why her show is for obnoxious losers D8JXD0

>>151147983
>>Obnoxious
kek

>>151141026
33 years old here, honestly and objectively, you're right.
Is kinda pathetic how people my age is literally become the how do you do my fellow kids meme. In my country the started to use the phrase little adult, when all of the are grown ass men and women.

what's alastors endgame with being captured? use vox to kill Rosie?

>>151169506
balkanites are savages with a brown-coded obsession over retarded ethic feuds fuck off

>>151144740
Madness?

>>151169355
If Jews control everything, then why did they lose New York to Muslims,the biggest Jew haters.

>>151141727
shaming fags here specifically

30s is prime. You're grown up but not "old". Provided you take care of yourself, anyway...

>>151173201
Leonidas

>>151149183
Sounds like a skill issue.
Nothing is magically going to happen for you, but as someone who only started getting their shit together in their 30s, I can tell you all that age bullshit is just that.

>>151158108
Yes it is. With controlled eating and mild exercise, it would take a little over a year to lose.

EMBIGGEN

>>151154132
>or Whites need to start cleansing the land
How’d you get that from any of this? You’re still going to have massive income inequality since they’re doing all of this at the behest of Calvinist fuckwads.

>>151174535
Wait for a HB thread, friend

>>151146027
asexual is just incel for women.

>>151150803
So you're supposed to enjoy being young and an adult for only 4 years?

What a retard sentiment

>>151146296
Honestly I kind of like that. Being a kid kinda sucked with how little control and authority you had in your life, as an adult you can actually invest in stuff you care about and surround yourself with people who care about you.

>>151152568
Yeh, basically the incel mindset of just giving up on life and simply saying it’s genetics or something
> Bitching about how they weren't lucky is certainly easier than actually working towards something which is partially why > I believe so many anons are gleefully anti-artist.
Which is funny since drawing is one of the most accessible art forms to get into, and it’s completely their fault for not getting good at it

Between the whole 7 years thing and Charlie's general stupidity, it's starting to look like she's genuinely only 20-something years old, even though her parents are ancient and most of her friends are 100.

>>151146296
>we
You have a missus and a dog? Congrats anon

>>151153796
This is what I have said about Hazbin from the pilot. I am not surprised at how it's panned out at all, I'm just here to hatewatch.

>>151140906 (OP)
She 33?

>>151140906 (OP)
>Asking if 33 is considered old.
Yes she is, and OP obviously is an old fag too.

>>151141003
pounds?

Hey [B]litzø

>>151146027
I want to have fun!
>bisexual
I'm ready to settle down now
>asexual

Yes it do be like this

>>151141026
I'm 25 currently, turning 26 in April.
I still feel like I'm in high school despite working a salary job and living on my own.
maybe it's cause I don't socialize IRL and sit on my computer all night

>>151146027
is it possible for men to be genuinely asexual like Alastor.
I jork it all the time but I have no attraction to anyone irl.

>>151178376
SSRIs can have that effect. Guess what kind of psychiatric medication is most popularly prescribed to women under 40 in the US?

>>151140906 (OP)
Dumb bitch. I wonder how much they paid her to let them ruin season 2. Another inspired show sacrificed to the god of modernity.

>>151140906 (OP)
If Vivzie lost 100 lbs or so, she'd prob be a cutie. Depends how much of the face fat she could lose, though.

>>151178431
Adderall?

SLAM THAT PIG!!