Thread 151163347

Seems like a common archetype nowadays

>>151163347 (OP)
What age does a woman become a girlfailure?

>>151163365
>posts an objectively attractive woman with great waist to boobs and hip ratio
>clear skin
>make up
>full hair
>OMG ITS A GIRL FAILURE

>>151163383
How would you define a girlfailure? Just ugly femcel?

>>151163347 (OP)
Based thread. Currently airing Fionna and Cake is literally just about a girlfailure slob who can't hold a single job and everyone hates her

>>151163347 (OP)
does mabel count? she is a girl and a failure.

>>151163447
She is a dork but not a girl failure yet.

>>151163365
Mid to late 20s. It's when they realize that they should have their shit together but don't. From there they either get it together or they spiral further down.

>>151163365
18

>>151163516
Women dont "realize" until they hit the wall. Constant positive male affirmation prevents introspection.

>>151163541
I can almost hear the frothing cunts trying to say shit.

No-show daddy's girl autistic aspie spacey spastic

>>151163347 (OP)
>>151163365
TOXIC FEMININITY:
-expecting people to read their mind
-delusions about people (men) they haven't fully met yet
-delusions about their ideal man
-low testosterone and lack of decision making skills
-screaming during an emergency
-worrying about people judging them when really it's other women who are judging them the most
-size queens who will never be satisfied and always go bigger and bigger
-never being satisfied in general
-harem psychology / going after the same small percentage of men
-pre-selection (harem pyschology)
- co-ruminating (hating on perceived low status men to reinforce harem psychology for focusing on the men of higher status)
-poaching men from other women (harem psychology)
-eternal daughter archetype
-devouring mother archetype
-femme fatale archetype
-nose ring theory made real
-false rape accusations
-double standards about anything and everything
-double standards about age gaps, constantly infantilizing women while no one questions younger men consenting to older women
-claiming it's wrong to lust for a woman who looks young or is small, which is body shaming
-young women that have a problem with age gaps but would absolutely drop their “principles” to be with a much older man that has fame and money
-anyone who uses development of the prefrontal cortex as a way to argue about raising age of consent is incredibly regressive and stupid. “entry level job requires experience”

>>151163347 (OP)
OP you posted a troon. I know you're a fag but still the point stands

>>151163719
based

>>151163347 (OP)
>girlfailures
>hags
>slampigs
You were psyoped into lusting after the bottom of the barrel. KEK.

>>151163719
>>151163394

-being attracted to emotionally unavailable men
-not seeing men as human beings if they have emotions
-acting surprised at men who are angry, who have no outlet when society and women do not accept men as human beings with emotions
-assuming men owe women emotional energy when it is clearly not reciprocated by women
-being intolerant of men who may be slightly insecure when women themselves are far more insecure
-intolerance of men with lack of social skills. even autistic women are intolerant (even more so) of autistic men
-inability to understand that social skills are not something that can be learned quickly, and the time it takes to learn social skills would take college semesters
-looking for excuses not to have sex or make physical connections when there are plenty of women who have been abused or traumatized who have even fewer reasons to be intimate yet still manage to work through their problems
-inability to be friends with benefits
-refusal to understand or willful ignorance of the fact that sex and ejaculation is a bodily function for men. it is a requirement for men's health well in to and passed middle age
-trauma dumping and floodlighting to bait men in to being emotional or look to reciprocate emotional support, then being disgusted when a man opens up to them
-ghosting, which is incredibly toxic and antisocial. the height of hypocrisy to make social demands but cut people off with no reason or explanation
-addiction to social media and dating apps instead of meeting people in real life. Social media and cell phone addiction

>>151163394
-inability to cope with the reality of men wanting to approach them in real life, or rejecting men who approach them in real life
-not communicating
-not communicating sexual desires or methods for sexual acts. literally women's fault if a man isn't pleasing her if she doesn't tell him how she wants to be pleased
-no self awareness about how their behavior destroys relationships
-lack of testosterone also means women don't take the initiative or make the first move (lesbian bed death)
-bullying single men and dehumanizing single men (part of co-rumination). “incel” is the opposite of rapist yet it's used as an insult
-higher levels of disgust
-expect monogamy but are the leading cause of divorce (lesbian divorce rate highest)
-let people mistake them for complicated when really women are just capricious
-seeing a man as low status just for making himself available or being nice
-refusal to talk about how women abuse men and mothers abuse their sons
-being against prostitution when it could be legalized and heavily regulated (everyone involved would register) so men can live healthier lives
-useless, endless shit-testing
-attention seeking, with no intention to follow through to connect with romantic interest, wasting other people's time. Seeking attention then acting surprised when they get the attention of men they are not attracted to, or men who interpreted an attention seeking woman as a woman who wanted their attention
-mistaking cutting a man a little bit of slack for having to have a degree in therapy
-mistaking men's learned helplessness with lack of trying

>constantly yapping
>entire universe ignores her to the point where she could vanish and the show would stay the same
Oh Dimpley

>>151163394
-the arrogance of assuming women's instincts are right about mate selection, when women are not batting 1000 when it comes to mate selection. The world is full of step-fathers. How many exes does it take to settle down with a nice guy?
-being objectively too socially demanding
-literally being too sensitive
-expecting special treatment just for having ovaries
-claiming “misogyny is linked to skill issues” while there are both high skilled and low skilled misogynists who have wives, girlfriends and families (example: bobby fisher thought women should stay in the kitchen and not get involved in intellectual affairs)
-refusing to discuss how hypergamy perpetuates social hierarchies under capitalism
-refusal to reassess feminism's goals or what feminists claims on what feminism's goals are
-alienating men then expecting to win elections
-feminists that claim to be intersectional but still can't work with a line of reasoning that acknowledges that the point of bigotry is to put the “other” in a lower economic class, and then alienate men, not understanding that men don't want to be put in a lower economic class
-clutching to a fantasy of more gun control when men have the responsibility of protecting their families and themselves any way men see fit
-negative attitudes about guns when they're literally an equalizer for physically weak women
-craving masculine containment, then acting surprised at the realization that it's just control with extra steps
-despising men who are honest about wanting to fuck, then getting hurt repeatedly by men who say everything women want to hear, placate women then hump and dump before ghosting after a few dates
-women have never been safer in history, especially in the developed world, but women whine and complain to each other to foster a culture of fear around men
-having no idea what it means to be in danger, underestimating situations, then experiencing irrational fear for other situations where there was no danger

>>151163365
Women don't become girlfailures because girlfailures don't exist.

>>151163394
-believing that rejecting as many men as possible will make a woman higher quality
-feminists who don't understand it can't be a patriarchy if it harms men
-feminists who fail to realize that describing how capitalism harms men would be the better argument than blaming men, to get men on their side about the majority of feminism's concerns
-conservatives who refuse to talk about how abortion bans mean more men pay child support
-claiming that women face financial risk from having children when child support is enforced by the government
-women who think they are entitled to marriage which is a contract that rewards the woman for breach of it. Permanent alimony depending on location. Women who balk at the idea of prenup
-hybristophilia
- “bare minimum standards” that are actually statistically unfeasible standards
-modern feminism and/or internet culture is teaching that all masculinity and testosterone is bad, yet women still crave masculinity so then an outlet for those feelings comes out with trashy romantasy with animal men
-talking about problems instead of fixing them
-defaulting to negative emotions as self expression to cover up cognitive dissonance
- “red flag” if a man's never been in a relationship, so reject him, so he stays single, then the next woman sees that the man is a “red flag” if he's never been in a relationship, so they reject him, then he stays single....
-refusing to date or have families with short men is eugenics
-suppressing young male behavior for activity and rough-housing
-denying that there are alphas in social hierarchies for humans and other animals, especially greater apes

>>151163724
Jenny is a biofemale. The author is a tranny but Jenny is meant to be some sort of femcel character who also says transphobic things

>>151163394
-being attracted to alphas that have no intention or reason to be monogamous, knowingly sharing an alpha with other women and engaging in harem psychology
- “actually there are no alphas”, then later preoccupied with whether someone is a top or a bottom
- “demisexual” but actually just low T
-toxic femininity is so pervasive that trans women should be considered women because they are insufferable in the same ways cis-women are
-turning any kind of attraction towards a woman or transwoman in to some kind of irredeemable fetish
-false assumption that male horniness has to do with entitlement
-sex drive of a wet blanket. Inability to understand men's sex drive is not a choice, and that men are constantly bombarded with women's bodies, sexual advertisements and fluctuations in testosterone in the blood
-not understanding that enticing a man in to sex without a condom with the implication that she can be trusted and then NOT letting him pull out (especially with the intention to get pregnant when the man is not ready for a family) - is rape
-inordinate yapping
-leaving good men, even good husbands, for no reason
-thinking that virtue signaling will do anything to improve the material conditions of oppressed people
-women who physically abuse men so when he defends himself the cops take him to jail
-any women who prey on lonely men to get their money or extort them
-wanting a handyman, but not letting a man fail at first so he can learn to be a handyman. Having the knowledge to be a handyman but not reaching out to teach males

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET71mabgEuM

>>151163516
>Mid to late 20s.
>girl
if it was a man in his late 20s calling himself a boy nigga would get clowned on hard

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>>151163798
Dude are you okay

>>151163835
i'm fine. are YOU okay? you seem like your mind just expanded a little.

>>151163835
Never mind he is fucked.

>>151163925
you haven't lived long enough or spent enough time with women

Note they still draw them attractive

>>151163347 (OP)
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>>151163794
if she shaves, she's not a girlfailure. Simple as

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>>151163798
>Wow it's almost like women are just as terrible as men.
Shocker. Genuine shocker.

>>151163988
are they though? and isn't it the case that there are plenty of toxic men who get dates, sex, marriage and families? wonder why that is.

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>>151163988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGuml-tc75A

>>151163777
Trips of Truke

>implying anyone under 40 hasn't been skullfucked twenty times by disaster and economic crashes
Boomer standards of success don't work when applied to generations as constantly fucked over as Millennials

>>151163347 (OP)
Artist?
Does justice to xer pubes btw

>>151163365
>gets saved by tall mysterious handsome twink

>>151163365
It's not an age question, but rather a mindset question.

>>151164177
boomer standards of success don't even work at all. they gauge success with a time when there was segregation and cold war propaganda that ignored poverty entirely

>>151163541
Male affirmation is not affirmation of the person the woman is but rather affirmation of what the male finds attractive and thus how he thinks the woman should mold herself to be. This mismatch is what creates introspection in women.
>>151164018
>plenty of toxic men who get dates, sex, marriage and families
Plenty of toxic women do those things to. Or are all divorces just the fault of toxic men? Also few people are just toxic intrinsically, people tend to become toxic due to external conditions so some people become toxic after marriage, family, etc.

I hate that girl failure threads pop up so often JUST to be an excuse for One Guy to list all the things he doesn’t like about probably a handful of women that actually rejected him and a majority women he made up in his head.

There’s never any discussion about why girl failures are popular, how someone can subvert the meme, or even characteristics that make someone a definitive girl failure.

>>151164420
women are the ones who seek divorce the most. gay man have the lowest divorce rate, lesbian divorce rate is the highest. what else do you need to know?

>>151164443
Nice non-sequitur

>>151164423
>hurr durr i hate X because ONE guy makes a list

this is literally the first time i've ever put this list on a "girlfail" thread. shut the fuck up, this is not a regular occurence like you're making it out to be.

>ermagerd there's never discussion
>but i hate this list of things

>what makes a girl failure?
>ignore that list of toxic femininity

>>151164443
you straight up brought up divorces and i replied about divorces. my reponse was directly about something you brought up. do you not know what a non sequitur is? COPE

>>151164423
There really isnt that much to discuss girlfailures are popular here because they tend to be the kind of woman most anons would have things in common with: Nerdy, unconventional hobbies, terminally online, social outcast etc.
Also, girlfailures are projected to be more approachable due to lack of conventional social barriers that typically divide men and women in real life.
Also Also, girlfailures are conceptualized to be more genuine and authentic and be less of a mold of how society thinks women should be. Which is what makes them unapproachable in the first place.

>>151164478
You’re being obnoxious writing a list of “toxic femininity” because you’ve been burned by women. You’re not discussing the trope, toxic girl =/= girl failure. It’s a different thing and you’re being off topic.

>>151164498
Yeah, its just that what you said about divorces had nothing to do with anything I said. Appropriately replying means that you respond to something specific and not just say something about the general topic.

>>151164516
It’s obvious why they’re popular in general, but what makes one better written or designed than another for example? I also think it would be interesting to see how someone could make a girl failure with a unique take because I feel like every Twitter artist has a half-conceptualized “girl failure” oc now that isn’t interesting.

>>151163988
For all have sinned and fallen short of thr glory of God.

River
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpHbA1J7hng

>>151164528
>you're just making it about yourself. listen to me as i make it about you
>it's a list about the thread topic and answering a question another anon made

>>151164556
oh i get it so when i said that plenty of toxic men get women, your response wasn't really arguing, it was trying to imply it's men's fault women want to marry toxic men? what the fuck were you even trying to point out. toxic men attract women specifically because they are toxic. you don't actually think respectful, nice men who are in touch with their emotions are perceived by women as strong, do you?

>>151164689
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/trCk6wdALW0
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/K-Qqo8-8sbk
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DNkyBf8xOTM

>utterly retarded
>dead species
>gets instantlossed for entire life by psycho daddy robot
>get tricked into killing billions
>have autismo meltdown at loud noises
>infantalized by adoptive homeworld
>get plapped by BJC

>>151164700
It’s an off-topic list.
You’re not talking about girl failures, you’re talking about toxic women.

>>151164758
>being toxic isn't a failure

okay buddy

>>151164782
It’s not the same thing, there’s lots of toxic women who are successful. Go to the shitty Downtown spam thread if you wanna complain about women.

>>151164810
ah i see, so the downtown thread is for complaining about women failures, but this one is CELEBRATING women failures? interdasting

>>151164850
No it’s for complaining about women, you’re not complaining about girl failures you’re complaining about TOXIC WOMEN which is NOT the same thing. Someone can be a girl failure and not be toxic.

>>151164423
In order of reference I'd say
>Popular
Because people of both sexes can empathize with the characters, more so now that the bar for success in life is not as clear cut or easy to reach, because recent events have left a lot of people malsocialized, lonely and anxious or with some low level neurosis. Some level of shared life experience generally makes any kind of character easier to get attached to.
>how someone can subvert the meme
The easiest one I guess is to just have them pull out of their problems with relative ease, another way is to portray them in a less cutesy and more realistic light that highlights just how bad the negative tropes are, could reverse it on it's head and make the setting the character has "failed" out of a genuinely miserable one to take part in, suggesting that there are some societies which it might be better not to be successful in.
>Characteristics
Anxiety, unsociability, inability to follow through on important tasks, difficulty/inability to partake in generally feminine activities, and I'd say the one that sets them aside from a loser man is that a girlfailure can still hold a typical job while also being a failure. For the male that's reversed, he can have a spouse/family but still be a failure because he doesn't work. A lot of the other traits can crossover to NEET/loser/shutin men but since in western and eastern culture men derive much of their social worth from work and women from family building, a man who can't work is mostly a failure and a woman who can't build a social circle and family is mostly a failure.

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mucho texto

>>151163735
This is starting to feel less like a definition and more like a personal complain of yours.

>>151164863
>hurr durr you're not doing the thing the way i want you to

oh so it's tone policing then

>>151164869
>words, in a form where people read? i'm shocked.

>/co/ once again gets angry at being forced to read
This is why 90% of threads are cartoon based or centered around 4 panel comic strips that can be read in 5 seconds.

>>151164881
>personal complaint, singular
>list of observable behaviors

one of these is not like the other

>>151163347 (OP)
never post this tranny shit again

>>151164864
What I would like to see and what I think would be interesting is to see a girl failure who’s just standing in her own way. Something which highlights the realism of her negative traits and how they negatively affect her. But also, I notice a lot of girl failures are not nice either so a lot of the time I don’t want to root for them or I find their downfalls to be justified or funny. It would be cool to see a girl failure who’s just kind of a lazy doormat and has to pick herself up and stand up for herself, could also be something to show other people like… “You really HAVE to show up for yourself and do the work”.

>>151164894
True, but I also wouldn't complain if more of these text blocs at least came with pictures of sweaty characters with crippling social anxiety and rainforest bush.

>>151164478
Dude you are beyond receiving sympathy from anyone in this thread. Had you stoped listing after the first post, people would be agreeing with you, but then you went on and on and outed yourseñf as a schizo.

>>151164423
>i hate the fact that these threads don't paint women in a positive light enough. it's totally obvious that men who are slobs and incels should be disgusted but women can do no wrong according to what makes me feel safe and placates my feelings

>>151164976
>dude information is crazy and makes me scared therefore you are the schizo

>>151164985
I never said “don’t criticize women” or that I hate incels, you’re delusional or hallucinating words I never said

>>151164235
Based

>>151164177
Boomer standards never really accounted for
>20+ year long forever war
>College admissions turning into a popularity game based on social media trends
>08 once in a lifetime recession that rearranged how we do business
>Maintaining a job turning into a popularity game based on social media trends
>A plague year
>Resulting once in a lifetime recession caused by aforementioned plague year, rearranging how we do business
>Senile old man who adds and removes Tariffs on a whim every single day just outright fucking over business in general across the board.

>>151165008
no you didn't literally say that, you found a way to imply it and can use as plausible deniability

>>151163347 (OP)
Ahh Jenny, her comics are funny. Too bad that the artist is a double faggot

>>151165062
I am responding to someone else with my criticisms of women in the girl failure trope, I obviously have criticisms of women. I don’t have any hate for incels, but you NEED to stay on topic.

>>151165048
Yeah okay libtard

>>151165123
>only MY definition applies! you can't point out that failure means showing someone's flaws!

you just want some sanitized bullshit so you're making a weak argument about what counts as being on topic

>>151164741
Creator is just going to lean into the wagie girl waifu it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8_yoSJ5nQ

>>151165166
P.S. you're also implying that girlfailure in media hasn't already included toxic femininity

>>151165166
Being a girl failure does not inherently mean being toxic. A girl failure could be lazy or socially awkward, she could have standards that are mismatched (not inherently toxic, guys do that too), she could be a doormat who’s unable to stand up for herself because she’s afraid of conflict, she could be a lot of things that are not necessarily toxic traits. Negative traits are not always hurting people besides the person who exhibits them.

>>151165167
lewd

>>151165228
yeah i know, but the second someone points out toxic femininity can contribute to failure, the kneejerks jerked, didn't they?

>>151165048
>Waaaah! The economy is only bad and I cannot get a job because of the Bad Orange Man!!! I saw it on south Park!!!!

>>151165252
It’s because you made a whole multiple part schizo list, you have to understand that this is weird. You can just say “women who are girl failures can sometimes exhibit some seriously toxic traits and the way it affects them within the narrative isn’t always satisfying”.

>>151165275
>you have to understand this is weird
>you have to understand that girlfailure is when we praise female slobs!
>i want to be an attractive slob!

>>151165285
No one is saying that? You’re reading too much into this and I think it’s coming from a weird place

>>151164894
4chan's habit of celebrating anti-intellectualism always bites them in the ass in the long run.

>>151165307
that weird place is schizophrenia. We can't convince him that he is being weird the same we can't convince him he is now a rabbit named Steve. That's how it is.

>>151165328
If he’d calm down I’d talk to him earnestly about how a girl failure can be toxic. I’ve seen and even written characters like this for comedic purposes, but I think it’s a stale trope.

>>151163383
This isn't always mutually exclusive, i have a friend who's all of these but is also an alcoholic, constantly broke, has bad hygiene, uneducated, and cant keep a healthy relationship. If your mental health/upbringing is bad enough and you cant or dont want to do sex work none of that stuff really matters that much.

>>151165412
While this is all true, I get pissed when I see 10/10 e-girl stacies claiming girl failure valor

>>151163347 (OP)
Reminder that Birchy wasn’t a schizo he was a mentally illhomeless alcoholic who’s been asking this board to leave him alone for years, but they didn’t, and now he’s possibly in rehab or he’s drank himself to death due to the assholes on here. Think next time you label someone a “schizo” and chase them from interaction. This board can be heartless.

>>151163731
I'd love to see a plain Jane thread. Basically girls that aren't by any definition ugly but not hot as well, essentially Luke warm water in terms of attractiveness, I'd like to see the rational for why anons would list after what is essentially white bread.

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>>151165328
>we only want to talk about women who are physically unhygienic. you're an incel and misogynist if you talk about women that might be psychologically unhygeniec

>>151165376
>he's just being to emotional for me to agree with him, let's paint him as the bad guy

>>151165511
I never called you a misogynist, I said you’re off topic for listing a bunch of traits you personally don’t like about women in a thread about girl failures. You didn’t talk about any characters that exhibit these traits or how you’d like to see them incorporated in a narrative and yes, you are being emotional. I’d be happy to talk to you elsewhere if you like though.

>>151165445
That's just how the internet and social media distort everything, because everyone can edit their appearance basically just as much as they (or their managers) are willing to.
Notice how very few people are surprised these days when some ethot or vtuber or handsome successful streamer dude turns out to be a completely scumbag, whore, or abject failure in their personal life who's only positive fulfilling interactions are with strangers on the internet right up until they fuck up somehow?

>>151165562
I can’t argue with that but it’s sad that all the normal average people are sequestered away

>>151165403
Laying her face down is just asking her suffocate or choke on vomit

>>151164516
>Also, girlfailures are projected to be more approachable due to lack of conventional social barriers that typically divide men and women in real life.

I thought it was because they're so deplorable and stinky that they don't have female friends to look out for them, so it's easy for guys to take advantage of them because girlfails need validation

>>151165611
he almost drowns her once because he doesn't know humans breathe air.

>>151165661
Maybe dudes just want a stinky bitch to take care of and attempt to fix. Don't always have to paint dudes like scumbags.

>>151165224
Pin!!! I have my own girl failure too, she’s a nice one though

>>151165479
That sounds like bullshit but if it's true then he deserved it.

>>151163727
Guys, am I wrong for hating Stitch? I mean hes not at fault to anybody but is kinda annoying.

>>151165719
both their moms frequent the same facebook group.

Don't know how this shit took off.
Lived with a "girlfailure" before and the fucking mess that is their room and hygiene is worse than a group of men packed into a closet like sardines.
The Internet must be really small now and the majority of men must have went off grid.
Because only women and weak men like this shit

>>151165768
Their moms liking each others FB posts about giving up

>>151165792
"My bitch daughter is crying again in her room. Man, virgins these days"

>>151163347 (OP)
Isn't this the tranny that had a meltdown on twitter?

>>151165785
The problem is that most "girlfailures" are simply cute, busty girls that are slightly sloppy and play gacha games all day. It's the same thing with how women say they want nerdy guys when they mean 6ft, handsome dudes that play Elden Ring.

Most girlfailures are pity worthy/ girls who drew the short stick in life and probably don't deserve their bad luck. Are there any who "deserve" their failure status? Basically girls who are too vain to admit defeat, are not as clever as they think they are and overestimate their abilities but since the plot isn't protecting them it usually blows up on their face and there's a certain catharsis in watching them suffer. Almost everything bad that happens to them is their fault but they are too proud to admit it. The closest I can think of is Vicky from FoP but calling Vicky a "Girlfailure" sounds wrong. Another much more accurate one would be Cersei Lannister from ASOIAF but she isn't /co/.

>>151165844
Girl failures really work well in comedy stuff

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>>151163851
Anon, we're just animals. The solution is to encourage women to stop holding men to unrealistic standards, not to encourage holding women to unrealistic standards.

We're really just animals. It's best not to overthink what our behaviour should be as a species.

>>151165817
You need to be more specific.

>>151163347 (OP)
>>151163365
No such thing.
Women fall upwards. The fact that the term "girlfailure" is so idealized with women treated like toddlers who just don't know any better instead of being bullied relentlessly should tell you everything.

>>151163365
Needs more tummy
I'm not sure why this guy makes Gert fat in his current fanart

>>151163347 (OP)
Every one of these threads turns in 3d-hate posting. I don't come to /co/ for irl broads

>>151165877
Primordial cope. Men should strive to be 300 IQ hyperthinkers on the level of Nietzche, women should be sex slaves. Nothing less

>>151165479
>he’s possibly in rehab or he’s drank himself to death
Based if true. He was also a pedophile.

>>151165719
imagine "dating" the daughter only to fuck the mom in front of her.

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>>151166119
There's no achievable endgame to this mindset. Even the most chud of Muslims and the world's oldest empires to practice sex slavery still accepted the humanity of women somewhat. If you go beyond that, you might as well just give up on the species

>>151166332
Quinn would probably kill herself ngl

>>151166433
>you might as well just give up on the species
Already have.

>>151166332
How else is she going to make sure her future in law will be a good lover for her daughter?

>>151163735
>>151163753

>>151165546
>you don't talk about characters that exhibit these traits

i thought everyone knew that comics usually have publishing companies that sanitize toxic feminine traits or mary sue female characters without as much of the struggle that male characters have to deal with?

>yes you are being emotional
buddy calling you out for not arguing in good faith and watching everyone try to make it personal makes you the emotional one and no i'm not going to take your invitation on an anonymous forum so go ahead and feign your disappointment as if you were sincere about it because i know you aren't

>>151165877
>encourage women to do X
okay anon cool anon... but you have to list what it is that is wrong for them to work on themselves in the first place (duh)

>>151163794
>>151163986
>>151163347 (OP)
God I fucking hate this faggot's ugly art style.
>inb4 its ugly on purpose
It's unappealing as fuck.

>>151166358
the right can't read

>>151165719
chick isn't even fat, she's just out of shape

>>151166834
>>151166864
>YOU HAVE TO LIST
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I NEED A LIST
>LIIIIST

>>151163383
She's fucking one of her students. That's loser behavior.

Even the comments on the last strip are so fucking ridiculous. Everyone discussing it like it's a theological treaty and how to get the morality "right", it can't just be a fucking comic can it? Is it really this insane in America?

>>151165412
And she still has men lining up to fuck her.

>>151163719
>>151163735
>>151163753
>>151163768
>>151163784
>this pasta again
Moooom, I want Spaghetti-O's!

>>151167392
Wrong thread, whoops.

>>151164576
>smash, smash, smash, smash, pass, smash, smash, smash
>pass, pass, pass, pass, smash, smash, smash, smash
>pass, smash, smash, SMA, smash, pass, pass
>smash, pass, smash, SH, smash, pass, pass
>pass, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, pass, smash
>pass, smash, smash, pass, smash, smash, smash (x2), smash
Next question.

>>151164576
>Nani
>failure

>>151166748
Quinn's mother is also named Quinn, she's Quinn Sr. because she's a bit of a narcissist former prom queen

>>151163347 (OP)
Men assume a girl being a pathetic failure will make her more approachable and datable but in reality it just makes her a jaded cunt who won't respect you

>>151167525
I just want dirty, sweaty whores to fuck, junior.

>>151167525
Pathetic women that aren’t jaded or mean exist, I’m sorry you haven’t met any

Fionna’s feet need to be on my face so I can get that pure girlfailure scent from the source.

>>151166864
There is nothing women universally have to change about their behaviour other than holding men to unachievable standards.
>b-but in the past women were
The past was not a better place. I know this because I live in a third world country full of chuds and olden norms, and I find it far less pleasant than woke western city #134. It's a far better option to make the first world a more reasonable place again, than to burn it all down to back before the enlightenment.

>>151167675
>There is nothing women universally have to change about their behaviour other than holding men to unachievable standards.
False. There is nothing sustainable about how women today live and treat men.
>The past was not a better place.
Kek.
>I know this because I live in a third world country full of chuds and olden norms, and I find it far less pleasant than woke western city #134.
This is because you are a brown thirdie living amongst other browns as opposed to white people, not because women having less power is bad.
>It's a far better option to make the first world a more reasonable place again, than to burn it all down to back before the enlightenment.
If you believe this then you are still too deeply programmed for the truth.

>>151167672
You just know those thighs keep that hairy minge perfectly vacuum-sealed.

>>151167758
So we are back to the tired old argument that the world is best when it's white men owning all young women as sex slaves with no rights, and everyone else in the world can just go die?

>>151167758
All anyone is saying is that it’s weird for you to list everything and use this thread as a therapy session.

>>151167579
Good thing you still live with your mother, then

>>151167801
If you aren't ready for the truth, don't ask for it.
>>151167814
Wrong anon, anon.

>>151165412
>and cant keep a healthy relationship.
So despite being such a nasty fuckup, she still manages to pull in multiple men. Fancy that.

>>151163347 (OP)
the most attractive feminist

>>151167844
My bad anon, carry on

>>151167494
Kill yourself?

>>151163719
You forgot the Hatchet Granny archetype

>>151164689
>>151164741
>>151165167
>>151165230

Why is there no porn of her anywhere? Her name's River Whurst right? I've been looking all over.

>All these delicious femcels
>Ripe for conquering

>>151163719
Thats just a cunt. You know, the ones the stacies and good girks openly hate and keep out of their group to prevent social contamination.

The kind men use for crazy sex then regret it girever. The one chads and jamajs turn down and kick to the curb because they see crazy bitch problems and a baby mama ((through rape/deception)who'll ruin his life.

You know the kind that bullies and beats up femcels. Lol, and the really pathetic as fuck femcels/girlfailures go jailhouse lesbo for them.

>>151168182
Because she deserves a few dates and a ring over the course of a few years first anon, not a one night stand.

>>151168507
You're right, I'm.. sorry.

>>151165687
Comic?

>>151163365
I think you can have the traits as early as your teens but you can easily say like mid-20s is the least controversial. From like 16-24, you can handwave any of the girlfailure traits as something you'd "grow out of"

>>151168182
>Artist has a video in their live tab from a few days ago of a girl in a bikini that has River's color scheme but you can see her face
>If it's River then it's a version of her with a nice wide body
>Doesn't appear in the video and is nowhere on any of his gallery that I can find
I neeeeed plump River, gaining weight is the last piece of perfect girl failure pie

>>151167675
women in the past were the same as they are now.

>>151168713
The Hotel

https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/The_Hotel/

>>151168800
Thanks!

every single woman i talk to from 4chan who lives around here is either is a single mother who hates men or is hung up on their baby daddy and hopes he takes them back. or in a "situationship/fwb" thing and brings it up asap so you don't get any ideas, and they're all incredibly mentally ill and not attractive. it is extremely depressing. something is inherently wrong with women nowadays, they're all broken and i don't have the skillset to fix or deal with any of them. not that they all don't have men already mind you.

>>151163541
>Constant positive male affirmation prevents introspection.
or a society and social circle of affirmation

>>151167517
sounds like stacy-envy

>>151163794
But Jenny's correct tho

is she a girlfailure or simply a sandwich nerd? what's the venn diagram on girlfailures and nerds?

>>151163754
I feel really bad for Gerty. Her life is a trauma response of violence and escapism but she can't trust escapism.

>>151168762
That supports my point thoughever.

>>151168835
Oh I’m incredibly autistic, but I’ll be damned if I let anyone say I’m not happily married.

>>151168882
Affirmation is a basic function of society. No successful one didn't have some form of it.

>>151163577
What do you want then? A united men's front against women?

>>151169152
Clearly, so he can take on the brunt of their sexual release.
>>151168925
Depends on the success of the channel but her obsession is implicitly impacting her life negatively .
Though Katie is probably a better depiction of a Girlfailure given she hates her life and is constantly failing to improve it and when she gets too stressed just becomes an alcholic.

>>151169108
okay, and? i'm not looking for married women from 4chan online who live around me to talk to. why would i even interact with you outside of this site? or any married women for that matter.

>>151169258
I don’t know Anon, I just don’t know

>>151169289
my point was every woman is taken. ones on this site or otherwise. i don't know where single women are. women like to yell from the rooftops that all men are shit but they're all riding dick daily.

>>151167510
this, she got to follow her dreams and went to college

>>151169336
>i don't know where single women are
Skill issue.

>>151169136
true but too much of a good thing, right? Being given affirmation when you should rise above is pretty crippling

>>151169372
so you're one of the guys fucking said women. you're obviously not a single man. the older i get the more apparent it is that the leftover adult women who aren't in serious relationships just rotate through the small number of privileged attractive men in their area or online. i'm not one of those men so i'll die a virgin. nobody cares about the leftover single men nobody wants but leftover single women nobody wants do not exist in any significant number. they are riding dick as we speak.

>>151169336
Finding women is hard, I get it.
I’m not so naive either to think every woman is some golden angel, I’ve honestly been accused of misogyny more times than I can count. There’s a lot of women out there who are skanks just fucking around, but not everyone is like that.

>>151168925
Is it fair to say that the branding and characters of Subpar are significantly larger of a media and pop culture sensation than, say, Ronald McDonald and other branding/mascots of the real world are? It makes her slightly less weird to be obsessed over a Mickey Mouse equivalent than the Taco Bell chihuahua

>>151169421
hard is a serious understatement. if you are not already a desirable man women already flock to it's like trying to find signs of bigfoot.

>>151169447
I don’t consider my taste in men to be that type but I know a lot of women who it is and they just pretend to like guys who aren’t

>>151169419
I'm single too you whiny bitch. Acting like this is probably why you're alone. Either get a grip and find your looksmatch or learn to be content with being single. Stop shitting up the board.

>>151169472
it's fine i give up. i clearly am not supposed to experience sex or any sort of kindness or intimacy from the opposite sex in my one life i was given. always figured things would end up this way anyways, men like me have always existed and always will. the internet just allows us to vent now.

>>151169421
>>151169447
there's a nuance here. Women are easy to find, women open to finding someone and entertaining courtship is a different story. This is the part of the story where "women being on guard because men are so pushy" come into play. Like imagine living in Cairo or LA and used to the idea that anyone who wants to talk to you either wants to take from you or scam you. It's like that but for your genitalia. Yeah, lonely men have a different shade of blue, no point in denying it's sad there too, but if the culture was flipped it would take very little time for the high to ware off and women to feel more scary than exciting.

>>151169508
>Either get a grip and find your looksmatch
did you just ignore the fact that i already said that's next to impossible. i can't go down to the single woman in her 30's store and pick out my looksmatch.

>>151169541
>Women are easy to find,
single women looking to date? nah not really. women ultimately have all the power when it comes to dating dynamics in the west. if you are denied the right to be considered dating material by the female hivemind it's likely to never occur barring a miracle.

>>151169541
There is nuance, honestly this is a good way of looking at it.

>>151168835
>not that they all don't have men already mind you
I was ready to consider all you said until I read this.
You people would be more convincing if you didn't add a "and none of them is fucking me" to the list of problems.

>>151169607
i have never talked to a truly single woman in my area from this site. they all have a guy they're obsessed with or a dick to ride whenever they want and they make that clear real quick.

>>151169556
>it's impossible
Stop thinking like this. You're obviously looking in the wrong places. Do yourself a favor and get off 4chan.

>listen incel....
>women have it hard too!!!
>there's just not enough chads to go around...
>so even if you're going to die a virgin just remember a lot of women don't get chad
>have some empathy for once
okay.

>>151169650
Hey are you the List Anon from earlier?

>>151169523
I heard Home Depot sells amazing ropes.

>>151169676
Who are you talking to?

I could swear the whole "every thread becomes r9k" thing wasn't this bad even just 10 years ago.

>>151168925
Both
>>151169737
These threads always turn into this now, it used to happen to the Eltingville threads too

>>151169785
so, we can all agree nobody cares anon can't get it wet, right?

>>151169737
>>151169785
Yeah it’s frustrating because I actually like girl failure as a trope and want to make better girl failure characters and I like the Eltingville Club comics a lot, Evan Dorkin is great at drawing crowds for one but also I just find the characters really endearing

>>151166084
In one of the first issues is revealed that due to her diet consisting on sweets for more than 30 years Gert's true form is a HamGalaxy, it's not too farfetched to think she'd pudge up a little once she returns to her world again

>>151169685
>>151169737
>>151169785
>>151169828
yes every man who can't get laid and is sad about it deserves to be ridiculed and should kill themselves because lord knows pussy is god and a man who can't get pussy and has a regular emotional response about that should be dead. understood.

>>151169878
Nobody said "every man". You specifically should do it because you're fagging up the thread with your self-pitying bullshit as if you're the only one with problems.

>>151169867
Not gonna lie, if the new run has nuGert discovering that Adult Gert managed to escape from Fairyland again and never told her how she did that out of spite that would be pretty funny.

>>151169258
Not like its hard to bed married 4chan women. Im man pretty have a dick longer then a Pringles can and can keep a secret.

>>151169737
Its just one wierd fuck going full demoralization and talking about dating.
This wierdo/type always shows

>>151169878
>regular emotional response
This is not that.

>>151169988
>explaining your lived experience as an awkward and unattractive man is full demoralization
whatever you say man. you make a thread about failures fictional or otherwise you invite this discussion.

>>151169878
>as if you're the only one with problems.
it's the idea that people like to pretend women have problems when it comes to dating and sex that pisses me off specifically.

>>151170081
when you're told your entire life that sex and intimacy are the greatest things in life and worth dying for from basically all forms of media at all ages constantly, and being denied that because of circumstances out of your control, yes it is a normal response. obviously you wouldn't get it.

people get so upset and enraged when truecels speak honestly and they want to silence them asap. says a lot about society.

>>151167816
I'd live with yours, but she has other customers.

>>151168025
No thanks.

can't we just talk about cute loser girls?

>>151170306
This is literally all I want Anon!
Question: Can a character be a loser girl if they eventually get into a committed relationship or does the relationship make them a success story?

>>151170306
Fuck you, you're getting another 200+ replies of unconstructive negativity. Hiroshimoot demands it.

>>151163347 (OP)
did you knew that girlfailures are more into incest than narcissist women?
the girlfailure sees it as a way to lead a happier life whereas the narcissist woman does it out of ego and vanity.
I had the misfortune to witness such a thing.

>>151170368
what counts as constructive negativity? telling struggling men to kill themselves or "man up" and stop being a pussy? that's usually what women like to say.

>>151170389
I don’t think most woman like to say anything like that, I derive no pleasure in telling someone to man up

So just a feitsh art thread.

>>151170401
alright well you're not "most women" so shut the fuck up. weakness of any sort and emotions other than anger out of men gives the vast majority of women le ick.

>>151170436
Why don’t you just practice talking to a woman who can give you advice and introduce you to her single friends?

>>151170458
a man who has no issues interacting with and befriending women would not be a wizard.
>single friends
people introduce catches to their single female friends. not ugly fuckups.

>>151170488
I mean if you're having trouble, it's okay, I'd be your friend. Sure, you're a little rough around the edges but I'm sure we could be friends.

You will reject this offer entirely, but at least I made it available.

>>151170538
i have zero reason to have online "friends". they aren't real friends.
>b-but extreme outlier anecdote
i don't care.

>>151170149
>when you're told your entire life that sex and intimacy are the greatest things in life and worth dying for from basically all forms of media at all ages constantly, and being denied that because of circumstances out of your control, yes it is a normal response.
That's the point where you're supposed to realize that society is full of shit and that treating life like a 2000's comedy flick where getting laid is the ultimate Nirvana-like end goal of existence is pretty retarded. If you realize that it's out of your control then you should also have realized that wallowing in misery over it still won't change anything and that you're better off spending your mental energy someplace else.

>>151170670
I'm just offering myself as someone to talk to about /co/ shit

>>151170690
>that you're better off spending your mental energy someplace else.
well we all can't be autistic or asexual unfortunately.
>dude just castrate yourself and kill your soul and live a life of isolation and misery it's simple
really great advice.

I just wanted art of cute messy girls, not some fucking loser taking over the thread

>>151170787
You expect too much from this website

>>151170835
fair enough

>>151170351
No, you can still be a girlfailure and have a relationship. It's not about being a femcel, it's about being a messy fuck-up loser.

>>151170374
So ill find one into Daddy/daughter role play?
Awesome.

>>151170149
>when you're told your entire life that sex and intimacy are the greatest things in life and worth dying for from basically all forms of media at all ages constantly
>I-i-it's entirely out of my control!
Holy FUCK, you're pathetic.

>>151171019
my own lived experiences tell me i am inherently unattractive to women no matter how i improve myself so yes it is out of my control. you can't negotiate when it comes to attraction, women themselves tell me that. also prostitution is illegal here.

>>151170185
no /co/ niggas just want to talk about their comic books and cartoons inside a bubble of fantasy instead of being invaded by disgruntled fags forcing their irl woes everywhere

incels and /pol/tards: HMM how can i make this non-related topic about me today

>>151171049
Maybe if you weren't such a whiney woman-hating faggot and you spent less time bitching on 4chan, you could get out there and find someone. Or don't. Just don't base your entire life's worth on retarded 2000s dudebro comedies, then get mad because you created a fantasy world for yourself to live in..

>>151171003
probably...it depends on the tastes of the girlfailure.
some lean onto the brother/sister dynamic and others on the father/daughter, it all will depend but what drives them in a feeling of closeness and resemblance of sorts.
they like the concept of a forbidden yet comfy relationship, a paradox.

>failures
>can have sex any time they want if they're not picky

>>151171183
look what the mitchells vs the robots awakened in vee, she could be classified as a girlfailure and look how it awakened incestous desires within her.
all of them carry it in many degrees, all it'll need for them to spiral down is a trigger.

>>151171194
but not who they want nor able to keep the guys they want with them.
they can't keep a man around for longer than a day at best, which is why they can be defined as a failure.
is easy for them to get laid yet hard to keep the man they want to stay.

>>151171194
>the only reason I'm a failure is because I'm not having sex

>>151171115
you assume i hate women when the opposite is true.

>>151163365
Depends, but the signs are there in the teenage years. Same for a lot of incel dudes.
Although in some scenarios, things can improve for some (due to going to Uni, leaving hometown, living alone), as they can go south for others. ie me, I used to be a shut-in overweight loser otaku/weeb until I turned 18~19, then people started to be surprised/not believe me when I told them I was an incel. But now shits been getting worse and worse again, idk if it'd surprise anyone that it turned out this way!

>>151170690
NTA but I’d become angry and vow vengeance in those who led me astray.
>more to life than sex
Not if you’re an atheist

>>151171183
I only indulge Vee as long as she's making the older women fat/chubby.
As long as the /ss/ involves fat MILFs and teen girls letting the boys be a feeder to them

>>151171581
>I used to be a shut-in overweight loser otaku/weeb until I turned 18~19, then people started to be surprised/not believe me when I told them I was an incel
what a retarded fucking post. god i hope this is a bot or bait.

>>151171678
>>more to life than sex
>Not if you’re an atheist

this will likely be the last time i'll talk about him for the time being
>>151165479
>>151165733
alright, mentioned this on desu but yup i think at some point the guy went into rehab or had intervention
picrel was the image that i was talking about which does link to an actual message that got trashed
again this was after PAD died but i think i mustve shook something in him that day

>>151170351
Yes. You can be in a relationship and still be going down a rabbithole of misery.

>>151170488
It depends anon, I know people with rather unusual tastes.
And what I find hot, other friends find icky.
If I ever find a dude who fits into a certain friend's description of what is handsome, I'll introduce them.

>>151163986
If she doesn't shave, does that make her a girlfailure?

he later mentioned that he tried his damnedest to push himself off of /co/ which he did mention on desu
so with this nightmare vice rotation you also have internet addiction, fucker's basically in hangover hell
ive since learnt earlier today that to some extent he IS around on /a/ but is very closed off (or at the very least, someone's reusing his images). he may be alive but his mind is in agony at this point, like christ
im willing to extend an olive branch to him and listen and talk but it must be reiterated that this guy is fuckin damaged goods... the best mental image i have of the poor fuck is that ant with a bag on a stick
or hell some of the girlfailures in this thread too

>>151170670
see? this is why nobody likes you.
Not even men. And men have low standards, no matter what they say.

>>151170629
But does she have a penis?

>>151171744
... what? What's wrong about it?
I guess I worded it incompletely. When I was 17 I started to turn my life in a better direction, so when I reached 18~19 I was no longer an overweight shut-in, and from then on people would be surprised when I said I've never dated anyone. But then I messed my life up and now I'm back to being an overweight shut-in.

>>151169591
Bullshit. I'm a broke loser with a dead end job who can't even score decent drugs. Girls love me for my off color remarks and bizarre insights.

>>151163768
dunno about the text, but that image makes no sense when compared to census data. or just going outside and seeing couples, the majority of which are just average people.

>>151172037
>Girls love me for my off color remarks and bizarre insights
Based.

>>151172016
i thought you became a normalfag my bad.

>>151172037
so you have charisma? okay. that's not really something that can be taught or learned anon. i also know nothing about your physical appearance which is huge.

>>151164576
>NERV Operations Director Major Misato Katsuragi
>girlfailure

ok

>>151172094
>tries to offer her body to a child she's not even atracted to

>>151172083
i don't know why basement dwellers blame looks instead of charisma. i have known an average-height obese irishman, an otherwise average man with acne scarring so deep he ended up becoming a dermatologist later in life, and a dwarf, and they have all landed multiple attractive women in the time i have known them. is it because it feels like looks are easier to blame? does it hurt more to blame your personality?

>>151169591
ah yes the fabled hivemind mentality
LOL

>>151169591
Anon have you considered perhaps that they won't date you because you are obnoxious

>>151172120
>i don't know why basement dwellers blame looks instead of charisma.
both aren't things you can really improve on that much. you can try to fake charisma but it'll come off fucking weird, forced, and spergy and people will be able to tell whether or not it comes naturally. everyone has a looks cap as well. you can't just tell someone to magically become someone they're not. that advice might work when someone is still a teenager and finding themselves but past a certain point we are who we are.

>>151172167
that's probably true, i doubt i could change who i am at my age. but the question reminds, why is it looks that get so much focus?

>>151172154
if i was an obnoxious asshole irl who doesn't care about anything i would get laid a lot. i am a neurotic pussy irl and that is what repulses women above everything. the ugly factor just amplifies my pussy repellent personality. women hate doormats and pushovers, they want to shit test you and poke and prod and have you show that you're an arrogant manly man with a big swinging dick, not a scared little boy.

>>151172094
Have you seen her apartment?

>>151172198
>why is it looks that get so much focus?
cause arguably looks still matter the most in life overall. sure you can still enjoy life and be successful as an uggo but it's scientifically proven that the halo effect is king when it comes to success social or otherwise and opportunities. as an uggo you're going to have to work and hustle ten times harder than the guy who was born attractive if you weren't born rich.

>>151172198
the question remains* fuck i can be retarded

>>151172206
this is true in my observational experience. even kind and passive women hold a quiet preference for men who just decide to do things, as opposed to the guy who sits back or waits for clarification. i have had discussions where women say they have an attraction to doormat types, but then they can't actually find any.

>>151172230
i acknowledge the effect of physical attractiveness, but i think charisma is being undersold as a competing factor.

>>151172083
>charisma isn't something that can be taught or learned
Genuinely ngmi

>>151172271
>i have had discussions where women say they have an attraction to doormat types, but then they can't actually find any.
>thinking anyone would willingly give up the game for bad players to take advantage of
you played yourself by believing the word of the other side
women like men are playing the game of life
you think they're just dumber than you

>>151172301
i too remember when i was a stupid kid and thought everything would fall into place eventually and i would be someone different as an adult. people do not change that much with age. we are creatures of habit and certain shit gets set in stone because of a mixture of genetics, environment, and experiences.

She has issues, and absolutely no self esteem. But she is big and cute.

>>151172322
>people do not change that much with age
People don't change with age because they're either satisfied with who they are, unaware of how stagnant their life is, or too lazy or depressed to try.
If you're too stuck in your own head to try and engage with people in an outgoing, positive way, at least stop bitching about it in a thread focused on quirky cartoon fuck-ups.

>>151172322
> people do not change that much with age.
They do, but you have to want to or try to change. I can tell you didn't from your first sentence, you just "assumed" you'd be different, and for that reason you stayed the same. Its not easy, but you can become different by working at it. You say we're creatures of habit, but you can break habits, so break your habits.

>>151172366
>dude just stop being depressed
>just stop having a broken brain
great advice. you should become a therapist and charge people. you're about as helpful as the real deal.

>>151172372
empty normalfag platitudes.

>>151172372
i'd say they change up until their 30s, where you either solidify because what you have going on works for you, or something major is going to force you to change, like hitting rock bottom from drug usage or loss of spouse. i'm in my mid 30s now, and i do notice refinements of myself in comparison to younger coworkers, where i think "man, was i really so naive in my 20s?

>>151172381
I have a broken brain too, nigga. It prevents me from even dreaming about dating or fucking, because I hate most things about myself. But just because I'm unfuckable doesn't mean I have to be unlikable. Hating people for not knowing you exist just makes you angrier, thus less likely to open yourself up, thus lonelier and more bitter. Maybe try to make some friends or something before trying to dive headfirst into pussy just to say you did. It's not gonna make you any happier.

>>151172392
>I decide to not listen.
Medicine doesn't work if you refuse to take it.

>>151172436
I tried offering friendship to this guy, he does NOT want to be happy

>>151172381
If you're legitimately mentally ill, you're speaking to the wrong people. You should talk to a doctor or something. Of course, knowing 4chan, you're just some bum who mopes around and needs an excuse to justify your behavior, so you talk about your "depression" or your "broken brain".

>anon here's a solution
>IT WON'T WORK
>we'll cheer you up at least
>IT DOESN'T
>you're being an ass
>YOU'RE A SHIT PERSON FOR NOT PITYING ME
>yeah we don't feel sorry for you
>NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT ME
What the fuck answer are you looking for?

>>151172483
He's not, he's just derailing the thread. He does this to every thread about nerds

>>151172483
All online social interaction is fundamentally based on the fact that you cannot beat someone's ass over the Internet. Understand this and you understand that anon.

>>151172436
unironically sexy life wisdom.
Wisdom is almost universally sexy.
not that anon is gonna take that advice.

Where are you on the chart, Anons?

>>151163719
>>151163735
Holyshit Incel.
Go outside and touch grass

>>151167494
King post.

>>151172105
>not even atracted to

>>151172844
>expecting us to objectively know AND be honest about it

So does girl failure just mean a girl with an unkempt giant bush?

>>151172844
im in the white part next to the black like.

>>151167664
No, they literally don't exist.

>>151169350
She can get laid whenever she wants

>>151173305
Probably not, but if it did, then I can safely say that I think there needs to be more porn of them.

>>151169737
You clearly weren't here for the Feminism/SJW threads pre-Trump.

>>151164018
>are they though?
Yeah. That's what being human is you terminally online fucknut.

>isn't it the case that there are plenty of toxic men who get dates, sex, marriage and families?
Same reason toxic women get those things: Desperate sad lonely simps.

>>151164624
So how many kids do you diddle daily for God?

>>151163347 (OP)
What sort of variations on the girlfailure archetype do you think exists?

>>151173733
This thread is the equivalent of a guy shooting holes in a boat while everyone else desperately pumps water, but...
Do you think art-hoe and NEET-girl are distinct enough to be separate archtypes?

>>151173756
yeah. Neet-girl doesn't necessarily do art as a hobby, she might just play video games all day and consume fanfic.
whereas arthoe is at least trying to be skilled at something

>>151173756
kim pine is way too hot to be a girl failure

>>151164888
No shit, it's like you're shitting in the urinal. Almost the right place but grosses out the rest of us trying to pee.

>>151173733
Art-hoefailure, NEET-girl, Fujotaku, Autistic womanchild, Nerdfailure, Alcohol fairy, Infemcel... what else?

>>151173863
Kim Pine is so desperate for love that she made out with a girl just to see if she'd feel anything. She works a dead-end job at a Blockbuster. I could see her being a complete and utter failure.

>>151163383
>morbidly obese
You left out the obvious part

>>151173996
Kim could easily find herself a handsome man that would support her. She'd be anything but a failure.

>>151174208
Be real, what kind of handsome man would be interested in THIS?

>>151174208
Femcels are girlfailures but not every girlfailure is a femcel. A girlfailure just can't get her life in order for whatever reasons.

>>151174277
True. Kim is built for ugly freaks like myself.

>>151174278
>Femcels
Every femcel is a volcel tho.

>>151174310
It's the best that a sweaty, loser, failure like her can hope for; truly, it's a Christ-like sacrifice for you.

>>151174311
tell that to the dogisaga threads that sometimes appear on /co/

>>151172366
>>151172436
To be fair, if you're already friendless and under socialized, making friends past a certain age is damn near impossible. Especially if you're kinda ugly.

>>151163383
>>151163394
>How would you define a girlfailure?
Yet another iteration of safe horny, aka bad fetishes masquerading as virtue signalling.

It's mostly a signal to alert other people with repulsive fetishes (that are above board; not bannable) that they should all congregate to a certain area.
It's mostly underage and low-IQ.
This often results in more than their in-group approaching it and arguments being made about political topics... that have nothing to do with being horny. Like what happened in this thread.

>>151173991
Autistic Teen Mom
You'd be surprised how many of this failure type exist

>>151173756
Art hoes don't have to be girlfailures, and NEET girls are a particularly greasy subsect of girlfailures.

>>151163719
>>151163735
>>151163753
>>151163768
>>151163784
>>151163798
lol, lmao even
>only proving that whatever situation the girl- and male failures itt are in, they could still be a lot worse off

>>151165167
Based.

>>151174311
Every incel is a volcel too, i already prooved this in the daily >>151169350 threads look up the atchive...

>>151168925
Sublo-001 left her apartment after just using the bathroom, she’s a loser

>>151174208
>Kim could easily find herself a handsome man that would support her.
She had one who saved her, and she let him go.

>>151175119
>Every incel is a volcel too
I think there's a difference between the two honestly. An ugly femcel can still manage to find an average looking dude on a dating app if he's horny enough. An ugly incel would have to resort to a hooker, which is basically cheating since anyone can do that.

>>151173733
Dave Mustaine has been demoted to girlfailure now...?

>>151171183
>>151171194
>>151171743
>anon was right on the money
do girlfailures truly have a kink for this?

>>151173991
>>151174629
should we prepare a bestiary of sort? I legit would read a book about girlfailures and their habitats.
imagine a documentary about shit like this, you would be a millionaire.

>>151171183
>>151175419
Unfathomably based and /ss/-pilled.
>>151170877
Also very based, and on-topic.

>>151171083
this post was made by a woman.

>>151175442
It's sounds like a good idea
Maybe play up the misfit/"us vs them" angle of it.

>>151175228
>b-but I could never just fuck a really ugly girl with a disability or a deformity or something, because... I JUST COULDN'T, OK?!

I wonder, if we made a boy-failure thread, would a femanon come and shit the place with her complains?
maybe we could introduce her to Listanon

>>151175524
>baby-manchild insults
>maternally based shaming
>first line of defense in neckbeard
These are all uniquely 'female' insults. The rest is just shit any faggot would say on here.

>>151175749
The exact second a genuine female joins these threads and makes it known, the threads devolve into the most obscene simpery you could possibly imagine.

>>151175714
>the female equivalent to an awkward and unattractive dude is a burn victim with no arms or legs
cool. seems fair.

>>151171220
He looks like an inflatable with a printed on face

>>151175768
he looks like his parents were related before their marriage.

>>151175763
I have something to tell you about the drawanons with girlfailure OC's...

>>151175749
bold of you to assume any real female poster here is single. (they aren't)

>>151175764
If I assumed you were average-looking, I'm sure you'd whine about how ugly you look, so let's just skip to the part where we agree you're fuck-ugly.
Average dates ugly when desperate, right? So you, being ugly, would date someone REALLY ugly if you were desperate enough. Pussy is pussy after all. See how that works?

Ever since I learned of the term Fisherian runaway it all makes sense

>>151175788
you're basically admitting that incel female looksmatches always date up and don't want to date incels. which is what the blackpill and incels have been saying for ages. so thank you for proving them right.

>>151165505
the threads dedicated for "obscure waifus" is basically that

>>151175778
Girl failure OCs are almost always made by women

Girlfailures feel like a psyop meant to trick men into settling for disgusting slobs with crippling mental issues by trying to frame said disgusting slobbery as a cute and wholesome quirk chungus thing.

>>151175878
no, how dare you.
Drawanons are ALL winners

>>151175882
>disgusting slobs with crippling mental issues
such women are typically never single or are obsessed with an ex and don't want to date anyone else.

>>151175878
Now do you mean women, or do you mean "women"?

>>151175813
>you're basically admitting
I'm not admitting shit. I'm following your logic. If you just wanted sex, you'd get it from someone "in your league" or below it. If you wanted a connection/relationship with someone, none of this would matter. But since you specifically wanna fuck supermodels as a guy who spends his time lurking /co/ threads whining about his own life, yeah sorry, probably not gonna happen.

>>151175924
Women, I know Pinup for example and yes, she’s a woman.

>>151175927
>If you wanted a connection/relationship with someone, none of this would matter.
looks sure seem to matter to women since they can magically tell when an unattractive awkward man is an older virgin, misogynistic woman hater, but the same powers don't tell them if a good looking guy is abusive or keen to pump and dump/cheat. funny how that works.

>>151175966
They don't, my ex couldn't tell I was a virgin until like I already fingerbanged her like 3 times. The girl I dated afterwards still thought I was a virgin because I was bad with Bras. People aren't psychic it's just typically insecurity makes literal retards like yourself tell on themselves.

>>151175237
he was homeless in the photo. and he looks like a cute girl in the photo. so he has been temporarily demoted into "girl"failure

>>151175965
who told you that awful lie, Pinup is a smurf.
Gloomy is the woman

>>151175927
He’s not admitting it but yeah, he doesn’t want connection, an anon tried offering him friendship and he didn’t want it

>>151176012
I bet you three sandwiches that the friendly anon was a woman.

>>151175992
why do you think this conversation is for people who have sex? with multiple women no less. you can't relate to shit. be quiet.

>>151176018
Friendly anon here, I’m a draw anon and as >>151175998 said, I’m a woman.

>>151175966
>since they can magically tell
They can't. You're just insecure.
>when an unattractive awkward man is a misogynistic woman hater
Try to keep the mask on, champ.
>>151176034
>NOOOO, I CAN'T TAKE SEX ADVICE FROM GUYS WHO'VE... HAD SEX!!!
ngmi

>>151176012
>>151176047
where are my fucking sandwiches anon.

anyway, a lot of women are very compassionate and give their time to people who doesn't deserve it. Think of Chrischan's list of non-troll female friends.

>>151176102
It’s one of those maternal instinct things, I feel very maternal towards incels on /co/

>>151171220
>>151175768
>>151175778
>she has the chris-chan shirt
oh my goodness...SQUIDWARD

You call them girlfailures because to people attracted to women they’re always viewed in rose tinted glasses, so seeing them live life as messy as anyone else does right now makes them ”failures”. You fetishize commonality and relatability. The vulnerability of a type of person you view as a higher commodity than yourself.


We get more ”girlfailure” stories because more stories are focusing on treating women as people and not as fully aspirational figures or prizes to be claimed. You can fetishize it all you want or call me a fag or whatever but I know I’m right. We haven’t progressed much farther than the losers acting like Velma is so much better than Daphne for whatever stupid sapiosexual reasoning you wanna give even though she’s also a conventionally attractive character design.

>>151176064
why would i take advice from a man who lives in a different reality than i do. sex havers are so privileged and full of themselves they think their advice is worth its weight in gold, when it's only relevant for normalfags.

>>151175237
>>151175997
https://x.com/DaveMustaine/status/1076449845051834369?lang=en

>Homeless and starving at the time, I still stopped to feed the birds in @CentralParkNYC
. I was grateful someone gave me their gloves. Is there something you are grateful for? Perspective

other places are saying the photo got taken right after he got kicked out of metallica

>>151175927
>But since you specifically wanna fuck supermodels
When did he ever say that? He just brought up the fact that ugly girls never settle for anything other than average guys, which is why "if you're an ugly guy, just fuck an ugly girl" doesn't work.

>>151176128
>because to people attracted to women they’re always viewed in rose tinted glasses
the entirety of society sees women as good by default and men as bad by default. women are wonderful effect.

>>151176161
Youre right. But average guys won't lower themselves to fuck uppity ugly chicks and woukd rather pay for hot escorts.

>>151176176
>But average guys won't lower themselves to fuck uppity ugly chicks
fucking retard.

>>151176186
he has to be asexual. There's no other answer.

>>151176176
>But average guys won't lower themselves to fuck uppity ugly chicks
There's a good reason why some ugly fat girls end up being super full of themselves anon.

>>151175891
There should be a drawing for every type listed

>>151176186
3/10 with an ego who wants it
15/10 who will fuck fir 200 bucks


Most men will go for the escort.

>>151164576
Kobeni just has Aspergers, she's no failure

>>151176215
most men aren't fucking prostitutes or experiencing casual sex. both those groups are minorities. please shut the fuck up.

we should all organize an orgy, hire some 20/10 prostitutes and not invite Listanon.

>>151176210
some anon had a similar idea >>151175442 we need a mockumentary about this shit.
add this and we get a wonderful show >>151175670

>>151176210
maybe we can do a nice catalogue

>>151176254
fun fact. most orgies are very strict about their vetting and almost 100% of the time do not let single men participate.

>>151176215
It’s not about fucking, it’s about desire.
This is why I have a sort of maternal instinct, I understand where this problem comes from. If he wanted to fuck someone he could pay for it and be fine, but it’s not about finding someone to fuck you, not really. It’s all about finding someone who desires you on that level where they, of their own volition, want to fuck you no strings attached.

I know that’s difficult, it’s a lonely and isolating experience to have to live without it.

>>151175749
I keep telling you all, make a damn bestiary about these two type of losers.

>>151176271
>I know that’s difficult, it’s a lonely and isolating experience to have to live without it.
not that anon but how come most find actual joy without it? I mean, it isn't that big of a deal as most think it is and if anything, worthless.

>>151163394
Attractive, but unable to make friends.
Intelligent, but unable to stick to a subject.
Groomed, but unable to keep a room remotely clean.

A general lack of life skills + a sense of acceptance of these things. At age 30.

I mean this could be anybody I'm describing haha its so vague haha

29 isnt too old to start college is it? 30? Haha?

>>151176312
I think a lot of people can find joy without it, but some people depend on the opinions of others for their own perception of themselves. They crave validation and to be wanted.

>>151176128
No, I call them girlfailures because the term is highly packageable. It cleanly and intuitively describes a personality type and sets expected behaviors/appearances. It makes discussion of the concept very simple.
The same way I'd use the term bimbo if I'm interested in girls who are notably dumb but also pretty and at least have a nice set of tits and DSL. How I'd use the term white trash/redneck if I want to reference girls in daisy dukes and white tank tops who are poor and probably chubby. Invoking the term nerd for a girl who's got glasses and something going on with her teeth (buck teeth, braces, overbite, all of the above) with geeky interests and spastic personality.

I fetishize it to be sure. But it has nothing to do with glorifying the concept or rendering women attainable. It's just a handy label to get the point across.

>>151175891
that is just a normal woman...

>>151163735
>-looking for excuses not to have sex or make physical
>excuses
Jesus christ dude, can you make sex with you not sound like a goddamn chore? And whats all this excuse nonsense? Half the worlds population aren't your employees or anything, they dont need an excuse to not want you. That said you clearly need excuses for why women dont like you.

>>151176328
>Intelligent, but unable to stick to a subject.
>Groomed, but unable to keep a room remotely clean.
>A general lack of life skills + a sense of acceptance of these things. At age 30.
This is just the average person.

>>151176312
the vast majority of people crave sex and intimacy but not everyone can get it. to act like that isn't the norm is extreme literal autist cope.

>>151163347 (OP)
>Being a tranny automatically entitles you to make (cis) girlfailure strips to disguise you're a boyfailure
Does it, though

>>151164423
Ultimately "girlfailure" is just a standard working class woman tired from working all day with an adjustable amount of basement dweller throw in for kick. Phrasing it as a fetish for losers invites these weirdos to come in and preach. Like the girls youre talking about are all working 9-5s at Trader Joe's, they go get a little drunk or high after work and disappear into a bowl of chips.

>>151176391
>Employee discount at TJs
>Failure
cry me a fucking river

>>151176391
>Like the girls youre talking about are all working 9-5s at Trader Joe's, they go get a little drunk or high after work and disappear into a bowl of chips.
they also all have a man or at least one fwb.

>>151176128
>you like girls that are goofy losers like you
>and that's le bad!
Thanks, Dr. Reddit.

>>151176269
I was able to go.
Snd women are heavily vetted as well. You wont hear about that because that will ensure women won't try to join.

>>151176354
Obviously you don’t glorify it but you’re stupid if you don’t think this is a thing where the perceived lower status (even though most people posting here are the same exact type of loser, only male) isn’t a turn on for you. You’re viewing it as a flavor like you would bimbo or tomboy without considering why you actually like it,

>>151176446
>I was able to go.
that's disgusting anon. shame on you.

>>151176357
>>151176357
it's the Girl Failure type A!
still able to hide it if she showers

>>151176437
Sorry anon, but if you like a girl in any way that isn't completely safe and normal, that makes you a problematic incel that deserves nothing and you're also ugly and a virgin too.

>>151176142
I've never had sex, and I agree with him. Stop being a doublenigger and get on with your life. Either have sex in whatever way you can get it, or shut up about being a virgin.

>>151176463
>Either have sex in whatever way you can get it
prostitution is illegal and gross.

my looksmatch is getting dicked down by a man better than me in every possible way as we speak.

i choose to die a virgin.

>>151176271
>It’s all about finding someone who desires you on that level where they, of their own volition, want to fuck you no strings attached
And he could find that, but he's clearly hellbent on finding a 10/10 qt who shares all his interests instead of just going out and talking to normal people.

>>151176482
>i choose to die a virgin.
if only there was a way to accelerate that process...

>>151176376
oh I don't disagree that the majority want it but then again to me it seems like a pointless endeavor, why agonize over something you can't have or know?
all that time moping could be spent in other stuff, maybe even a way to substitute such desires.
maybe its just me but at least to me, it makes no sense to cry over spilled milk.

>>151176482
>my looksmatch is getting dicked down by a man better than me in every possible way as we speak.
>i choose to die a virgin.
Cool, now shut the fuck up.

>>151176482
>>151176488
>>151176495
we have science for that.

>>151176487
99% of incels just want their looksmatch. the last women i saw irl that i was attracted to would be called a haggard crackhead by most of this site. my standards are not high.

>>151176488
>struggling man?
>kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself
why do you think this has any effect anymore when struggling men have had this spammed at them for ages online. it's just white noise now.

>>151176482
Uh huh

>>151176487
Even real couples don’t think their partners are 10/10s all the time and don’t share ALL their interests together!

why is there so much convo being centred around sex? there's a lot more to being a failure than being unable to fuck

>>151176533
That one...person makes it the center of their world because the power if sex and effect it has on people is powerful.

>>151176533
because most people are as swallow as a puddle in the desert.
It's the reality for most incels, they know not of love, knowledge, faith or passion for that is beyond their comprehension.

Can a girl failure be morbidly obese? Or is that pushing the failure meter too far?

>>151176533
Because male virginity is a very negative stigma that is drilled into everyone's heads at a young age. Haven't had sex at the age of 18? Well you're a virgin loser. It's the ultimate insult that women especially love to hurl around alongside incel.

>>151176533
>why are men who are unable to have sex who are filled with testosterone and horny daily desperate and depressed over not having sex
>why can't men who don't give me pussy tingles just be asexual and shut up forever and just be lower caste slaves for society
it is a mystery.

>>151176559
i thought we were talking about girlfailures though

>>151176557
I think a girlfailure can be fat and it’s actually helping her failure case— Pissed off when they’re all skinny proto-stacies

>>151176571
>>151176575

bitching about it online will surely make things better

>>151176526
>looksmatch
How do you even determine what that is?
>>151176532
Exactly, but fuck realism, right?

>>151176595
as opposed to what? bitching about it irl gives women le ick. you just want struggling men to shut the fuck up and accept their lot in life forever?

>>151176610
>>151176575

>>151176571
>>151176610
>thread about goofy girlnerds
>UM, SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT I CAN'T GET MY PENIS WET?!
Fuck off.

>>151176608
I think it’s pretty boring for a couple to share every interest because you don’t learn anything new or grow in any way

>>151176437
It ain’t bad or good, I only bring it up cause stuff like this can flanderize itself to the point where people don’t even really understand it.

A woman walking around in her 2 days unwashed panties at home is hot but we can acknowledge both this and acknowledge the humanity in the type of character that is too. I think it’s important to not let this type of character become something that becomes completely two dimensional like how losers view something like ”goth” or ”tomboy”.

>>151176649
It is IMPERATIVE normies don’t do to girl failures what they did to Eltingville Club, I’m literally never going to recover from the cringe

>>151176575
Girlfailure threads will always boil down to this. Guys point out that girlfailures aren't real, women come in to argue and then it devolves into people slinging "foid" and "incel" for the next 500 posts.

>>151163798
One wonders what these people could accomplish, if only they used a fraction of this determination into researching something actually useful or improving an area of their lifes.

>>151176649
>become something that becomes completely two dimensional like how losers view something like ”goth” or ”tomboy”
I can respect that. I hate retards who see a girl with black hair and a band t-shirt and go "OMG, GOTH MOMMY" or see a brown girl with short hair and go "TOMBOY MUSCLE QUEEN!", but I think we're already too late for "girlfailure" too. Twitterfags run everything into the ground until it means nothing. You just have to hold onto that original meaning as best as you can.

>>151176649
>I only bring it up cause stuff like this can flanderize itself to the point where people don’t even really understand it.
That's already happened ages ago. Dozens of artists draw 9/10 girls with bedhead and cheeto dust on their fingers and everyone screams "OOOHHH I LOVE STINKY GIRLFAILURES"

reminder that all women see being an older virgin as a moral failing worse than rape or assault.

>>151176682
There are genuine girl failures out there, as long as they’re thin and somewhat conventionally attractive men will fawn over them so they basically don’t count

>>151176724
>anon says something he'd have to go outside and talk to people to know

>>151176717
I think it’s cute when a guy is an older virgin, you get to teach him how to please a woman and make him feel good.

>>151176752
you're not single and do not think like the average woman. the average woman finds the idea of having to teach an adult man how to fuck disgusting and pathetic.

>>151176752
back in the day I was so into this 30yo virgin. Would have killed for that guy.
wonder how's he doing

>>151176610
Unironically yes.

>>151176773
it is incomprehensible to me why you people enjoy giving ostracized, unwanted, and depressed men false hope like this. it only spirals them into the pit of despair deeper and deeper. you people are sick and cruel.

>>151176772
>anon says something he'd have to talk to women to know

>>151176785
I love how whenever a guy brings up the fact that being ugly/short/bullied makes it hard for him to be happy, he is always without fail met with "ummm, maybe you're just a toxic piece of shit and deserve to be belittled".

>>151176773
Yeah I know what you mean, I knew this guy back in college and he was like 26 or so and from what I gathered he might have been a virgin, he talked like an incel. I wanted to fuck him crazy style, we knew each other since we were kids and I always had a thing for him but I was too shy.

>>151176806
why would a woman want to associate with ugly single virgin men? they aren't vetted by the female hivemind and are definitely evil and malicious. they are bad for the tribe and defective and MUST be ostracized.

>>151176822
>muh handouts!

Charlie was dumb af on live TV, is she a girlfailure now?

>>151176826
>anon says something only a delusional schizoid would say

>>151176610
learn to swim

>>151176791
it's true.
But to be honest, he was very smart, worked hard, loved to study and took decent care of his body which are qualities I personally find hot. He was bald as a bowling bald, but 6'2. Gave me a bald man fetish.
He was going for his second masters at the time, and was so shy he was incapable of speaking louder than a whisper.

He was also a great cook, and if you made him laugh, he'd prepare you something.

So yeah, people do need qualitites, and to show them to others so we can know how lovable they can be.

>>151176823
what do you people get out of sharing these extreme outlier anecdotes when most older virgin men can't even get a woman to look or talk to them much less be attracted to them. psychological torture directed at men who never had a chance i guess?

>>151176839
she is sooo out of touch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhV30_ydLVY

>>151176839
she and her creator.

>>151176865
>but 6'2
there it is. you didn't need to type any of that other shit.

>>151176865
>but 6'2.
That's all we needed to hear.

>>151176866
Well you had an opportunity to talk to a woman, you said you don’t need online friends so what’s the deal?

>go into girlfailure thread

>MEN MEN MEN MEN SEX SEX SEX SEX

I HOPE ALL OF YOUR BOYFAIL THROUGHOUT LIFE BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EVEN GIRLBOSS TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN

>>151176791
They exist, these women are real. Low key I think I know some of them from social media or discord. I’ve been in this thread talking about how ”girl failure” as a term sort of sucks because it speaks to the regular human experience now, and I think fem-anons liking loser guys is also proof of this. You can be a 30 year old virgin guy and as long as you’re actually not a total monster or something women might actually find you appealing. We’re all human at the end of the day and we want to be intimate and vulnerable with people. That’s the entire conceit of ”girl failure”. You like the idea of a girl also mindlessly scrolling in her underwear just like you’re doing rn.

>>151176880
>>151176886

that's right, justify your failure by claiming you are too short.
You could date midget girls but naaaah let's just give up like the little bitches you are

>>151176887
>you had an opportunity to talk to a woman
...who is in a happy relationship? why would i do that and waste both of our time?

>>151176865
>tfw I'm 6'3

Less self-pity blogposting, more girlfailures

>>151176906
>I think fem-anons liking loser guys
>"loser" meaning tall, fit, conventionally attractive and hung with his own place
uh huh.

>>151176915
mhhhhhhhhhhhh interesting. do you cook anon

>>151176880
>>151176886
>ignore all the other traits he had that you lack
>"BUT HE HEIGHTMOGS US!"
It's like clockwork.

>>151176912
I don’t feel like it’s a waste of my time, sorry if it’s a waste of yours but I think that’s kind of your issue. Even making friends with a woman is unappealing to you.

>>151176866
>anon says something that he'd have to have other older virgin male friends to know

>>151176929
he lived with his parents.
>>151176931
they're just lying at the bottom of the pool now, refusing to sit up.

>>151176911
90%+ of women are looking for men over 6ft. even short women.

>>151176931
all that matters is pussy tingles, and the only thing in that list that would give a woman pussy tingles is height.

>>151176936
it is a waste of your time since you're an adult with better shit to do.

>>151176930
Spent 3 years in culinary. I know more about cooking than my whole family.

ALL BOYFAILS SHITTING UP THE THREAD DESERVE THIS

>>151176951
>0.1% of women are willing to date actual fuckup unattractive men who live at home
>they don't live anywhere near you and don't want to date you specifically
>therefore you cannot complain incel
okay.

>>151176911
>You could date midget girls
Sorry anon, midget girls are off limits now because if they're under the height of consent, that would make the guy a "Diddy ahh blud".

>>151176959
!!!!!
>>151176971
>gargled drowing noises
I can't hear you.

>>151176952
I’m an adult, but I always make time to make a new friend. Maybe it doesn’t last, maybe it does? Who knows! But I do know I’m willing to befriend you.

Good thread, despite the permavirgin fags who'll find any excuse not to find love or friendship or even get a hobby. I'm outta here.

went from girlbossing to girlfailing

>>151176963
My theory is certain derailments are caused by angry artists who don't like the ideas people want to see represented

>>151176995
this is what happens when women shout from the rooftops that 99% of men are ass ugly and unfuckable and insist that all the physical aspects that women find attractive in men are immutable and how you can't negotiate with attraction or force women to be attracted to men who don't give them pussy tingles. people stop playing a rigged game and you can't stop terminally single and unwanted men from venting about the game being rigged from the start with no way to win.

The only thing I need is 2D. Fuck 3DPD.

>>151176929
>>151176971
Im 30+, live at home now, and don’t have higher education and I’ve bedded a fem-anon before. I guess maybe the only thing I got is that I’m either 6 foot or 5’11” idk.


I really think this comes down to is that you’re miserable and refuse to acknowledge the fact that women are also people, they can like guys who are round faced and don’t have their lives together. You’re just having pity party anonymously to avoid the risk of ever being hurt by being vulnerable.

>>151177022
she's still the boss and wants to kick ass but everyone's a sugar loving pussy

>>151177033
omg second life!

>>151176455
>you’re stupid if you don’t think this is a thing where the perceived lower status isn’t a turn on for you.
This is straying too far into specifics of attraction which is highly contextual. While an element of power is certainly appealing to me that doesn't mean it's a guaranteed positive across the board for everyone, nor does it crucially need to be the girl who is lowered, I can easily get that same sense of power from a variety of options that are either consensual submissions or relative to only myself without needing to degrade or reduce a girl.
Since we're on the topic of power dynamics we can look at another form of it that while you can easily say "it's desirable because it's power" you can't just assume too much about the why's of how it's desirable. In dominant and submissive roles the way these are expressed and treated are impossible to categorize because every single person who takes part in them has their own view of what they like about it. Just as you have guys who want power an see women as trash, you also have guys with the same power dynamic interests who see women as tools, some who see them as pets, some who see them as companions, some who see them as trophies. The ways they go about enforcing these dynamics and showing it to others can be very different. As can the way they want to be seen for it, the way they want the girl to react, the way they want their dynamics to fit into society as a whole. You could try to design a fetish simulator that old handles power dynamics and even with literally trillions of customizable settings you'd never have enough to fit every single user's specific interests.

I agree that in the specific case of girlfailure you can point to power dynamics as a basis for attraction and it would cover 85% of those interested in it guaranteed. But beyond that it's going to get much much less certain of why it's power dynamics and how it's power dynamics for each person.

>>151177039
if you're able to have sex i really don't understand why you think you're fit for this conversation. you're normal. just shut the fuck up and be happy that you can get laid and stop preaching to people who are truly fucked like you understand.

>>151177023
explain

>>151176877
viv is girlbossing hard right now
she's got several seasons of her deviantart ocs

>>151177064
They feel personally attacked by certain types of failures and thus derail out of rage instead of drawing them

another thread full of volcels, bragging sex havers, and normalfags. not a single realistic piece of advice for undesirable men. just insults and hollow virtue signaling. same as always.

>>151177027
>women shout from the rooftops that 99% of men are ass ugly and unfuckable
Doesn't happen. You're delusional and insecure.
>and insist that all the physical aspects that women find attractive in men are immutable
5'1" Japs and El Salvadorians mog you because you suck.
>you can't negotiate with attraction
Yes you can. Attraction is fluid.
>you can't stop me from venting about the game being rigged
No, but I can call you an annoying faggot who insists on bitching to people who didn't ask. I don't get any pussy either, nigga. You think I make it my whole personality like you? You think it prevents me from talking to women normally like a non-schizoid? No. Get a fucking hobby and stop thinking everyone has it out for you.

>>151177077
>cries everytime someone gives feedback, no matter how mild
>girlboss
EEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>151177086
>NO, I WON'T TAKE ANY ADVICE FROM SEX HAVERS OR NON-SEX HAVERS OR WOMEN OR ANYONE! I'M UNFUCKABLE AND I HATE EVERYTHING AND I WON'T CHANGE EVER!
At that point, you essentially are a volcel.

>>151177086
You feel personally offended by the idea of a woman who isn't perfect

>>151177085
wouldn't they just... move to another thread?

>>151177027
>literally proving >>151176785 right

>>151177087
>Attraction is fluid.
most delusional thing said itt. women make a decision whether or not a guy is fuckable 30 seconds after meeting him.

Well this thread was kind of a disappointing. Maybe next time
>pic unrel

>>151177107
Sunk cost I think
They invest too much emotion and thought into the thread to just let go

>>151177057
Im not normal, im on /co/ at 12 pm when i should be cooking myself lunch. I’ve been coming here since 2008. Guys can be losers and like girl failures without being incels lol, bitchmade little freak.