Thread 151248386

Let's talk about the new bad guy Bowser Jr instead of this woke or girl boss nonsense.

>>151248386 (OP)
m interested in is how they're going to make Bowser Jr different than his video game counterpart like maybe instead of looking up to his dad and seeing him as the boss he actually wants to take care of his dad permanently and be the new king immediately.

>>151248386 (OP)
>Bowser Jr without any of the charm

>>151248386 (OP)
The fucking eyes man

>>151248413
All we saw was like two clips with him so far, not the movie.

>>151248386 (OP)
>Bro hit 20 dabs while recording.

did you edit the eyes?

Dead Eyes. Like a Doll's Eyes.

>>151248472
I saved an image from the Mario General on the video game General board.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCejewteF8

>>151248459
I have eyes anon.

>>151248444
I feel like this tweet best describes the problems I have with the Mario movie designs, they’re just fixing what isn’t broken, this is an age where we can make more stylized 3D films there’s no need give everything a photorealistic texture just to stroke you’re render farm capabilities by showing how much individual strands of hair or characters it can render in a scene.

>>151248386 (OP)
there is no way those are his real eyes, right? he looks like the Brendan Fraser picture crying

His voice fucking sucks.

>>151248386 (OP)
>his sucking voice
fuck...

There are two types of /co/ anons

>The tired old nerds who are not surprised by anything anymore that the bell curve has swerved back into them actually engaging with the media they complain about to feel something again
>Tourists who watched Critical Drinker and think 4chan is an anti woke haven and think a girl smirking is "girlboss" behavior and call anyone who calls them faggots "/co/mblr"

It's tiresome but kinda funny to see language I've seen in 2016 not die out because ya'll are too autistic to realize your strawman isn't a reality.

I personally had my strawman broken once I talked to more women that didn't yell at me for being an asshole for no reason, I guess you fags do something to improve your life or at the very least make it more interesting.

>>151249174
Amazing disingenous comment as always anon. I bet when the first movie came out you boiled down people's complaints about Peach and the axe to "you didn't like a woman making a serious expression" too.

>"oh cool he's going to be shadow mar-"
>its the wonder form for some reason
>"I BOWSER JR..."
>that voice
>those EYES
Interesting direction...
>>151249174
Sir this is a Bowser Jr. thread

>151249174
sorry but im not gonna give ya a (you)

Will they answer the secret of his birth?

>>151248386 (OP)
Who did lay the egg, Miyamoto? Say it. It was Peach, right? Jr. is a bastard child, right?

>>151249437

They already retconned the other kids as adoptions. Maybe parthenogenesis for BJ?

>>151249437
Didn't Miyamoto say in an interview he is the mother because he created the character?

who's the mother?

>>151249517
The cheapest reply, but that doesn't actually answer the actual question.

Why did they combine Sunshine and Galaxy?

>>151249555
Welp, trips don't lie, i guess...

>>151249477
Actually that's pretty much fan Theory that the adopted or something like that they're the same species as Bowser the koopalings but they have talked among themselves calling Bowser Jr the boss's son as if he is and they are not. I like to think Bowser has some sort of custody with them being extended family but Bowser Jr is clearly the proper son and next to be king. But despite Bowser Jr knowing he is technically the boss of them they're the closest thing to siblings he has.

>>151248386 (OP)
why does he have tiny hyperrealistic dime eyes i want to poke them inside out and why does his tongue look like a frisbee i hate it i hate it i hate it i hateee itttttt FUKCCCl

>>151248951
he sounds like a nerd instead of a kid

>>151249562
Bowser jr was in galaxy as well

But the paint like goop stuff is completely from sunshine, no clue why its here.

>>151248386 (OP)
I noticed the eyes and immediately closed the trailer

>>151248386 (OP)
You don't understand, we HAVE to talk about those because our very existence is threatened and without the rage generated we will cease to exist.

I feel like if i was 8 years old and slightly more autistic i would think Bowser junior is the coolest character ever.
Do kids like Bowser Junior? He’s a dragon prince covered in spikes with giant robots. I feel like he should be more popular. Maybe kids don’t like to self-insert as kids.

>entire joke behind character is that he's a kid trying to act tough
>give him 30 year old fail male voice
It doesn't work

>>151248386 (OP)
Holy shit, why did they give him crackhead eyes? Was it to match with the awful voice?

>>151249174
what is that video from?

>>151249555
Would

>>151248386 (OP)
Miscast on the same level as Cranky Kong I fear. He's a little kid, why does he sound like he's in his mid 30's, fucking hell.
Also he looks perfect except for those disgusting eyes, why the hell would you do that?

>>151250570
You know, that MIGHT have something to do with the fact that he's, you know, empowered with demon paint energy and the exact same thing happened in the game.

>>151250520
I hated Bowser Jr as a kid. He's too lame.

>>151249174
Fuckkk I gotta watch this movie again. Pure goonbait

Reminder that in Super Mario Sunshine, Peach doesn't immediately deny when Jr calls her mama

>>151248386 (OP)
No, I hate Bowser and Bowserfags.

>>151250932
Because she's a fucking ditz, dumbass. There ain't much going on upstairs.

>>151250932
Babies aren’t born from sex in the Mario Universe althoughbeitfully

>>151248951
Consistent with everybody else's voices then. Mission Accomplished!

>>151249601
Miyamoto himself confirmed that BJ is his only blood child.

>>151249517

No, he only confirmed Biwser Jr is the only blood-related child.

>>151248386 (OP)
>woke girl boss nonsense
You guys are revitalizing the retardation demonstrated with the last film claiming Peach was woke?

>>151250570
>fail male
trannyspeak

>>151251021
i'll be a ditz too if i gotta lay a massive king sided koopa egg...

>>151251562
I am OP and I know there's a lot of people went quickly from it's the most woke movie the first Mario one that ever woke to it's anti-woke because it's successful. I don't believe the argument of something being work is a legitimate argument that something is bad.

>>151251889
>t. failmale

>>151251484
Yeah but that doesn't mean the koopalings can't be extended family members.

>>151248386 (OP)
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He's got them Sith eyes

>>151250703
No, you can hear the real voice through the filter and it's still stupid lame.

>ripping off the prowler theme
this lil motherfucker did NOT earn that elephant trumpet

>>151248386 (OP)
problem /co/?

>>151253278
yeah, he should have been nancy cartwright

>>151253278
All that reveal scene was an unironic jumpscare, one after another

You weren't kidding about the voice. Woof. He's supposed to be a snaggletoothed little kid, not an adolescent going through the awkwardest part of puberty.

He looks terrible (what the fuck is going on with his cheeks that don't move around with the limit of his mouth properly? why the dead fucked up eyes?) and also sounds terrible.

Also this movie is going to be written terribly, as usual. So why are we pretending to care?

>>151249077
who's voicing him?

>>151253395
Okay, Mr. Lifesucksandthenyoudienothingmatters, why are you even here? Don't you have some Twitter posts to make about OMG YOU DON'T CARE STOP CARING FUCKING SHUT UP THERE ARE CHILDREN STARVING IN AFRICA?

>>151253427
Zach Hadel

>>151253449
>If you call a bad movie made by a bad studio bad then you're a nihilist!!
Impressively deranged post.

>>151253638
Of course it's going to suck, that's not my point. y point is that your demoralization/bootlicking attempt has been seen through.

>>151253673
What the fuck are you talking about? All I'm saying is that it's absurd to see people genuinely wanting to discuss fucking Illumination movies. They've proved they are bad at what they do for more than a decade. This is the equivalent of someone making a thread begging people to discuss a throaway canadian flash cartoon.

>>151254051
>stop caring about things :(
no
you clicked on the thread, YOU leave

>>151248951
He's voiced by some stereotypical Jew if that helps

>>151249555
Miyamoto, he confirmed it himself

>>151254201
>auction
Yes, I imagine they would have access to quite a lot of money to bid with.

>>151248386 (OP)
Why couldn't they get Nancy Cartwright to voice him?

>>151253278
He, quite literally, looks like a clown.

>>151254265
That'd require an interest or respect in actual VA work.

>>151253278
Man, i didn't want to to say this, but... this is prime Jew crap...

>>151250570
should have just got a woman to voice him again. he's a little kid. his koopa fireballs haven't dropped yet.

>>151253278
How do you jump from directing Uncut Gems, to acting in Oppenheimer, to voice acting in Mario 2
Did he specifically ask for the role?... And if so, why???

>>151253427
One of the directors of Good Time and Uncut Gems and I'm not kidding. Also played the retarded brother in Good Time so he can act though.

>>151254579
A cute voice wouldn't fit his freaky design with the demon eyes and squashed nose-shape. This was clearly a new direction for the character they took with purpose. He even talks like an adult instead of like a kid.
It feels like they tried to age him up so Mario doesn't look mean when he beats the shit out of him.

>>151254640
He was always an actor in his own stuff. He was great in Good Time. Made connections and got bigger work. Especially with befriending Sandler.

>>151254745
if they were going for that, they failed
(we both know they weren't trying for it)

>>151253291
That would have actually been perfect

>>151248386 (OP)
They should have gotten Nancy Cartwright to voice him.
https://youtu.be/px-WSdP6KXE
https://youtu.be/QPAKJ3RRW8Y

>>151254745
he looks almost the exact same.

>>151254745
>anime still regularly shows adults kicking the shit out of kids
just another thing the west fails at.

>>151254886
No he doesn't, you're blind.
>>151254793
They clearly didn't fail since everyone is complaining he feels too old, which verifiably proves they managed to make the character stop reading as a naive silly boy who thinks Peach is his mom.

>>151254939
>They clearly didn't fail since everyone is complaining he feels too old
Because he is still physically a child. All this signals is a miscasting and not a thought-out, conscious decision, like you're pretending to believe for the sake of argument.

So I'm basically doing a Mario fanfic series of stories about Bowser and those who could be considered family with him including the Koopalings Bowser Jr and his two magical psychics. Right now I'm having Bowser Jr., return to the line of Mario Luigi brothership with Kammy Koopa (Supervisor), Iggy Koopa (Pilot), Lemmy, Larry, and Morton. after an undefined amount of time because Junior wants to see his friend Buddy.What would be some good places for this group to go to with these members in the land of brothership? Before I get Bowser Jr to reunite with Buddy?

>>151253278
Is that REALLY the best picture the man could submit?

>>151255194
he's just a weird looking fella.

>>151253278
This picture makes me uncomfortable and disturbia

>>151255067
That would literally be better then annoying adolescent faggot as a punching bag for gurl bosses and beta falemales they are all but forced to include.

Just have him have a childish voice, tries to save bowser from evil Mario brothers who tricked his mom into turning against bowser.
Becomes furious with bowser when he finds out he tried to kidnap peach and she's not his real mom.

Oh...wait...oh god. It's going to be evil adolescent male needs to be beaten into being a beta failure by strong women and faggot mouth pieces like that one episode of new king of this hill isn't it?

He's the main bad guy right?

>>151254828
Fuck no.

>>151255272
Are you seriously projecting your masculinity self-image issues onto Bowser Junior?

>>151255272
>like that one episode of new king of this hill isn't it?
Remember how in the previous seasons Hank's mom in her appearances was always the problem like when she dumped the Christmas blind sex guy because she found out she was cheating on him with some new guy named Gary and even he thought she was terrible, and then in the new season Hank defends his mom saying how amazing she is and is always there for him in times of strife?

>>151248413
it's an Illumination movie, anon. What did you expect?
The Mario movie is a soulless cashgrab

>>151255365
That's what narcissistic people who lack empathy do.
I'm an adult who can see what's going on and finds it both distasteful and knows it's going to alienate the audience.


Weird how the same people who call children parasites have no problem infecting het male and family aimed media like a parasite and taking it over and killing it.

>>151254735
I can respect Illumination for never shying out of castings like these just because it's a children's movie. Like Trey Parker on Despicable Me or Seth Macfarlane on Sing, and you know damn well they'd have given Justin Roiland a gig too if they could

>>151255429
I hope you one day find peace.

>>151255448
>shying out of castings like these
that's beside the point. bowser jr is a little kid, he shouldn't sound like he's been through puberty. it will be insanely distracting.

>>151255479
No it won't

>>151255492
yeah let's just have all little boys sound like grown men. who cares.

>>151248389
Bowser actually being a good Father and taking care of his Subjects are one of the best parts of him being a Villain. I'd rather they not ruin that.

>>151255500
As opposed to old women are women who smoke heavily? That can fly in Japan where they have this retarded thing where they will sacrifice the validity of the work for it. But not in america.

>>151255455
My peace was comics and cartoons. But people who hate me and comics and cartoons took over.

>>151255538
If people saying that Junior shouldn't sound like an adult is upsetting you this much, no, I think you were always very insecure, even during your "golden, no woke" era.

>>151255479
This is not the game version of Bowser Jr.
None of the movie characters are trying to be accurate to the games, as you should've been able to tell already from Peach, Mario, DK and more.

>>151248386 (OP)
So I assume that Wario will be the bad guy in the inevitable third movie?

>>151249562
Looks more like a mix of Galaxy and Odyssey in the trailer.

>>151248386 (OP)
I hope Mario:

1) Becomes a father figure to Jr. so that the pathetic, cuck idiot Bowser is left completely with no one to love him.

or

2) Throws him into the lava in front of the pathetic cuckold that is his father. Bonus point if after that Peach finally kisses Mario in front of the fat turtle cuck

>>151255521
>Bowser actually being a good Father
He literally gives weapons and fleets to his children who end up being trampled or thrown into lava (which affects them).

>taking care of his Subjects
We literally saw him burning one of them when he questioned his pathetic incel "motives" for getting the star in the latest movie.

>>151256020
Nintendo backtracked on Mario and Peach's romance semi-recently in the franchise in general. I don't think this version is ever going to give him some princessley kiss on the cheek, it doesn't seem in line with her reserved serious garbage.

>>151253278
>victim eyes
>big lips
>bulbous nose
>jew fro
Could they not have just gotten some husky voiced lady to voice him? I mean what the fuck is Bart Simpsons VA up to?

>>151254139
>>151254450
>>151256358
Do you have a problem with a Jew having any kind of job?

>>151256433
I have a problem with shitty nepo casting

>>151256358
>I mean what the fuck is Bart Simpsons VA up to?
Trying to not sound older than she is.

>>151253673
>if you say bad things about my slop you're a bootlicker!
impressively unaware. Wokeshit movies like this are what demoralisation is.

>>151256571
Can you say that in not racist slang most people don't even understand?

>>151253278
I have to agree with everyone else because that's what we do on this site, he is evil and ugly and must be destroyed.

>>151256583
How do you react when people say bad things about your slop?

>>151256830
I jerk off to Bowser Jr too!

I'm just so confident there won't be any scenes as kino as this

>>151248444
bowser junior has hyperrealistic bloodshot eyes

>>151248386 (OP)
The hypercompetent action girl shit is bad but now I wonder how his tie-in toys will look. Peach is already ugly in the toys trying to capture the already ugly realism of illumination's style. Imagine these eyes on a baby bowser figure.

>>151249555
Nobody. Babies are delivered by storks.

>>151248386 (OP)
where's the outrage?
people bitched about chris pratt voicing mario but not this literal who jew?

>>151248951
>>151249077

He'll fit right in then

>>151248386 (OP)
They already Ruined Princess peach in the First movie, She was Never a Girlboss.

And now they are going to do the same crap to Rosalina?
(Not to mention other problems such as the rushed plot, the incoherence of many elements, and above all, the pathetic humor)

This Saga is Fucked...

>>151250570
The M&L: Bowser's inside story Remake give Bowser jr a Better character development.

https://youtu.be/ct6vhDv5sZ4?si=_aLG1j3t3ezbI2FN

>>151248386 (OP)
freak of nature...

>>151253278
Who and why did he get that job?

>>151255194
He plays a mentally retarded man in Good Time and is perfectly convincing. Hes aware he looks weird

>Bowser Jr. in the games: Sounds like Milhouse
>Bowser Jr. in the movie: Sounds like a grown ass man doing a really bad Jack Black impression
Fucking... whatever.

>>151256787
Nepo is just short for nepotism, which to be honest is how Hollywood has always been, just ask Nicholas Coppola (Cage) or Jeff Bridges.

>>151254640
I mean he just had a role in Happy Gilmore 2 earlier this year. You gotta pay the bills somehow.

>>151261008
>Implying anyone cares about 'What if the Koopalings Sucked'
Bad character cannot possibly be ruined by Hollywood since he was already boring

>>151248386 (OP)
Has anyone else noticed that he has perpetual JUST eyes?
He looks like a meme edit of the design where he's just fucking miserable. Why does hollywood hate simple cartoony designs so much? They always gotta add in this shitty little "realistic" flourishes as if that makes it look better inherently. Like what was wrong with his design before, you couldn't tell which direction he was looking? It's a fucking cartoon get creative with it you hacks. Or just turn his damn head.

>>151261764
Things like this are why I never for a moment believed those ‘The bad Sonic design was a genius marketing ploy achually guise!’ people from the time of the 2020 Sonic movie. The guys in Hollywood *genuinely* think this is what audiences want from movies because they think ‘realistic=mature∴good’, and so will do their best to do the movie equivalent of slapping the brown filter on everything.

>>151248386 (OP)
clicked off the trailer as soon as I heard him speak
what the fuck were they thinking?

>>151248386 (OP)
NINTENDO, HIRE THIS MAN!

>>151253278
Smiling friends RIP image

Are you telling me that there are literally ZERO child actors that are well known enough by normies to put in this movie?

Why did they use the prowler music when introducing him? How are they even allowed to?