Instead of banning me for off-topic posts, how about making a blue worksafe random/off-topic board????

I'll happily not shit up the hobby boards if you provide an off-topic outlet that isn't full of disgusting porn.

I like old videogames of various kinds. Do you? Have you played any recently? What did you like (or not like) about it?

Do you emulate or use real hardware?
Some music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWf9WwXSNj8

>One year: $30, Three years: $60

WHY THE FUCK?

why are 4chan jannies such faggots

This is my last post on /vip/ I guess. I don't know how to use crypto, and the friend who I paid to spend his crypto to buy me a pass died in a tragic horse breeding accident.
If only it wasn't so hard to buy a 4chan pass, I'd stay loyal forever...

What? Nooo!

why are frogposters allowed to spam /bant/ 24/7/365?
it's not even reatricted to frog friday, you let them spam that shit all the time.
how are we supposed to take mods seriously if shitty, dead end meme spam gets treated with different gloves?

ITT we have a laugh at the poors who can't afford to shit up our board
pfft-BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This may seem like a controversial take but i don't really like frogs.

What features would you like to see added to the 4chan pass?

>Ban Immunity
once a month, any 3 day ban you receive can be immediately dismissed (converted to a warning)
this is the single most important one desu

>bigger file size
pass users can upload files up to 20 mb instead of the 4 mb limit.

>expanded thread posting limit
can post +2 threads on a board, increasing the limit from 5 to 7 for most boards

>media embed
can embed music into a post!!

>emojis
can use emojis, even animated emojis in your post! I think it would be fun on some boards

>Bought the pass in 2014 because the captcha started getting unbearable
>They started in 2012
>I will never have a pass from 2012

I feel so inadequate, fellow pass users

without all the brokies

When pass with XMR? Please admins qwq

>pay for 4chan pass
>can't use it for eleven (11) days

I demand reimbursement. At $30 per year, that works out to approximately $0.90 of money STOLEN from each of us.

You may expect a letter from my lawyer.

Bunker thread

What are you going to do with all your free time when 4chan gets frozen for the next day?

Dear 4chan posters:

Assume that anyone on 4chan does not have a twitter, pixiv or reddit account. That means that when you want to show some image, audio or video, anything, that is behind a NSFW or other kind of wall on another site you give them the courtesy of uploding and sharing to the forum by using the catbox.

>>/a/282420161
>>/a/282419524

I think debating censorship is a worthwhile topic. But promoting it on a 4chan board should be a bannable offense.

Oh, but isn't that going against free speech?

Free speech is for open platforms where you pick the topic. You want to go on social media or in public and say anime should be banned? Great. Go have fun. Censorship on social media should also be completely outlawed. But this is a forum where the topic is already decided. This is moderated subject speech, not open forum free speech and if your position is that the topic at hand should be legally oppressed and or destroyed by law enforcement? Get the fuck out.

You're a book burner.

Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out. B&

This is a slow board

I think it's only fair if IP addresses posting from countries that are no OECD member states are automatically barred unless they purchase a 3 year pass.

The downtime once again proved that the only value this site holds is as a distraction, filling your head with useless thoughts that you wouldn't care about unless you were purposefully wasting time.

Anyone else having to login to your 4chan pass frequently? I'm not clearing my cache or resetting sites or anything and suddenly I need to fucking sign in AGAIN.

Is it just me?

Reminder that 4chan has not added new site or board banners since 2015.

why did they get rid of page ten for /mlp/ and only for /mlp/?
was that really necessary?
i woke up and stuff on pages 8 and 9 were showing up as red

thank you for your continious support by purchasing the passes. i have now made it so anyone with the pass is able to post on this board. enjyo

Keep getting failed to
Update
What am I doing wrong? Works fine on normal 4chan.org but not p.4chan.org I have reset etc

>Entire boards are just made unusable
This is my least favorite April Fools ever

What the hell is wsgy?

how the fuck do I buy a pass without crypto
I don't know how to use crypto

Keep your spirits up! If no one else believes in you, then I do! Anon.

I love Karen

I tried to gift someone a pass and I noticed that I can no longer pay with an credit card.
What up with that?

And years ago I remember using Bitso to pay for my pass but now it's forcing me.to use Coinbase or some other obscure and irrelevant wallets

When can we use our credit cards again? Can you at least allow us to Bitso?

Pic unrelated

Arsch!

That is all.

I am so tired of being alone. My one real prayer unanswered. Occasionally crying alone to God. A 31 year old man. Gainfully employed. Decently physically fit. I can dance and the girls have fun. Still, none are seriously interested.
It is not good for man to be alone. And yet here I am. Stagnant in life. No one has ever wanted me for more than a night. Not good indeed.
I just want to love someone with all my heart and they accept it. But that hasn't happened. Always unrequited. Never mutual.
I can get first and even second dates too. But beyond that I am cursed.
I don't know why. Worse men find love. It isn't a miracle to them. But the one miracle I've asked for, is withheld from me.
I hate it and I am so tired of being alone.

kot

Very Important Marisa Thread!

This is getting fucking stupid now. I see posters on there using the n-word all the time (-er not -a), or calling Indians a well-known slur beginning with p, without posts being deleted. I will not be renewing my pass in the future.

Why is it still a reportable offense to post the "N-word" on blue boards when not a single janitor will remove them?
I'm sure a mass email went out to the mods and janitors that "racism is cool now, feel free to ignore all complaints. Do not remove racist posts. We cannot upset our racist users."

But they should have also removed the rule from the reporting lists. I guess it's so they can still use it when they want to remove people. I was banned from /tv/ for sarcastic racism. They'd already grown tired of my left-of-center stances on things, and used it as a technicality to remove me, while leaving the actual hatespeech up.
I know, you're going to tell me to just go to another website. But I didn't make the rules. The rules state you can't drop N-bombs wherever you want, and all they have to do is drop the -er and use the -a. But they don't. They use the full spelling just casually. And also in a racist manner. But even if I were to type that word out HERE someone would report it (because I'm not a racist and therefore I guess an "enemy"?) and some janitor WOULD ban me.

What the actual FUCK?
This is hypocrisy. And it's just one type I see here. Someone needs to answer for it.

Will anyone actually admit they actively break the rules? Will anyone attempt to rationalize this for me?

What aspects of 4chan will prevent you renewing your subscription?

for me, threads getting slid off /tv/ by non stop comic book, actress seething and celeb gossip is a little grating.

Some generals I participate in are filled with retards who I very much wish to ignore but without IDs this is essentially impossible.

I missed you. I'll never take you for granted again. I promise to be better.

Mm. I love sushi

Can you fucks move the non adult /gif/ threads over to /wsg/

thanks

wow, look like this dead-ass board is finally worth visiting for once. we survived the massacre, guys!

also on a totally unrelated note i finally found out how to use the reddit API, so that' cool. what should i do with it?

Pass posters should be allowed to
>delete their own threads after an arbitrary amount of time
>make as many threads as they want
>post webms with sound
>post emojis to flex on poorfigs
>get 2 weeks added to their passu to apologize for getting hacked