Thread 76401365

achievable natty?

>>76401365 (OP)
now thats a wide load! haha

The absolute unit.

peak automotive physique, he doesn't even need airbags

>>76401365 (OP)
>the absolute strength necessary to make the cab dip to him when he pulls himself up
/plg/'s hero

>>76401365 (OP)
That guy moves surprisingly well for being as fat as he is. I bet he gained a shit ton of weight really fast and hasn't slowed down from the effects just yet

>>76401365 (OP)
Literally how
I'd expect a trucker to have a beer gut but not be an outright morbidly obese whale like this

>>76401365 (OP)
239lbs

He must have calves of gods.

thats a true american

What the fuck do they put in the water in America?

>>76401579
that's why I made the thread, I want to know what gear he is stacking

Getting the unfiltered america through the internet made me really hate capitalism. I hope their grid of influence dwindles so the rest of the world stops getting infected with their mind virus. Unfortunately might be too late for that.

>>76401600
Corn syrup primarily

>>76401600
Bacon fat and sugar. Too many complained that water didn’t taste good.

>>76401600
...You think we drink water?

>>76401579
>Literally how
Just eating for the next 10 minutes without any regard for your life beyond that, in America. Ruffles and twix and mt. dew for dinner.

Proof that DOT physical exams do not work. Either that or he's bribing his doctor.

Could he be Canadian? Do they do physical exams for their CDL's up north?

>>76401773
i had a seizure 10 years ago. my doctor still says no. fml i will never make good money.

>>76401600
>>76401650
>...You think we drink water?

Topkek, this reminds me of an interactrion from today. I am visiting this restaurant here in Prague, and there is this young British woman sitting down on a table next to me. She has a short, unfeminine hair cut, is plump, is overweight (but not obese), and is very manly dressed. Altogether, it took me a while to recognize she as female.

Anyways, the waiter comes and she orders:
>She: "I want a "San Pellegrino".
>The waiter: "You know that this is just sparkling water?? This is without favor. You know that?
>She: "Oh then, then I will order…" (looks at the menu) "this soft drink here"

Kek. The waiter thought English native speakers = Anglos = sugar water drinkers.
I found this to be a funny and sad observation, but to be honest the waiter should not have made her feel like ordering "San Pellegrino" is a weird choice that she is not expected to make.

>>76401365 (OP)
Fun fact: When the truck driver is an American, the effective payload is reduced by half.

>>76401773
are they done regularly? in my australia you can get you big rig loicence at 21 and not be bothered by DOT until you turn 60.

>>76401365 (OP)
He's a big guy

>>76401579
>Literally how
Long haul truckers jobs are literally to drive ~11h a day (limit is like 700 miles technically if they are on the books) while sitting on a comfy ass chair the entire time. Truck stops have virtually no exercise areas usually (that's assuming it's even a nice one and not just a parking lot to sleep in for trucks. Your food and drink source is literally travel centers and gas stations

>>76401981
Man that is kinda sad, I drink plain water all day long. But I know so many people who flat out will not drink plain water without mixers or even drink anything besides soda. Im guilty of using mio black cherry and crystal light lemonade but I dont need them.

>>76402012
For you

>>76401365 (OP)
One day someone is gonna have to pick up his truck after he dies in the back of it. Imagine the smell

>>76402035
>Truck stops have virtually no exercise areas
That's a good business idea, set up gyms around truck stops for the truckers and lot lizards

>>76401365 (OP)
How can you even live like that?

>>76402057
>Imagine the smell
Bet it already smells. Not as terrible as jeets who cut a hole in the floor to shit in, but bad.

>>76401365 (OP)
Give the guy a break. He's probably lonely as fuck driving that shitty truck for 18 hours a day. The only thing he has to look forward to is some delicious junk food and some lot lizards. Just let the man live

>>76401365 (OP)
Mr. Creosote if he real

>>76401773
He's not Canadian, most of our truckers are now jeets and it'll be one dude with an obviously fake/paid for license in India and a few of his buddies taking turns. I'd rather this fat burger be the average trucker here, truckjeets behind the wheel are fucking terrifying. If you're a fucking retard like me, go look at the snapchat map in any random tiny ass town in Canada, it'll be jeets driving over double solid lines, recording themselves while driving. If its a truck, its an older bmw with a lit up dashboard, flooring it in quiet residential areas. They do it in the winter too, skidding all over the road that's now solid ice.

>>76402558
Jeets would likely ruin those amenities.

>>76402690
The man doesnt need junk food and whores he needs to adress his food addiction, stop eating garbage and hit gym ellipticals in his down time.

>>76401365 (OP)
if charcot was a person

>>76401652
Arent you the same poster with a cuck fetish?

>>76402558
Lizards don't work out sadly.

>>76402558
>set up gyms around truck stops
anyone can do some bodyweigth excersises, or bring along a kettlebell for resistance work

>>76401981
oh and btw pic rel was the waiter

>>76402035
Driving is a lot more work and exercise than working in an office. I'm exhausted after a long time driving