Thread 76487605

How exactly does ballet make you look like this? Arent they just jumping around?

ballet strength and conditioning / barre classes will wreck your shit. I used to do them as x-training for hiphop

this might be the first time I've wrestled with a gay thought

>>76487605 (OP)
Have you ever watched a ballet? Male dancers do a lot of lifting, there's more than just jumping around
>t. gf's brother is a pro ballet dancer

>>76487605 (OP)
Why do you have that saved?

>>76487671
how else am i going to make the thread?

>used to do them as x-training for hiphop
Is that why they're all gay?

>>76487605 (OP)
most pros start at around 5-10, ig having a strict diet and like 5 hours of training every day since you were a toddler does that to you

>>76487605 (OP)
Wow, this is gay.

>>76487692
<>76487678
didn't realize you already posted that mb

>>76487605 (OP)
>Arent they just jumping around?
Try jumping around for an hour

>>76487702
It is gayer to not be attracted to someone that stunning.

>just found out I’m gay

I can’t handle this shit today I have enough fucking bullshit to deal with god damnit

>>76487605 (OP)
Who isn't she wearing a bra?
It's disrespectful

Didn't Patrick Swayze have a ballet background?

>>76487914
Can you imagine their sex powers? Ballet is like sex training.

>>76487671
>innocent video of guy stretching
>YOU MUST BE GAY FOR SAVING A WEBM OF SUCH A SEXY HOT GUY

>>76487664
>>76488078
>It is gayer to not be attracted to someone that stunning.
Some guys are just so attractive that it isn't gay to be attracted to them.

>>76487605 (OP)
that's the gayest video i've watched in years. thanks /fit/, never change.

>>76487605 (OP)
NEED HIM

>>76487706
>>76488078
any more whyte boys? they're so fucking adorable

>>76488130
The SLUTS ITT are not innocent. They know what they're doing

>>76487605 (OP)
to me, this is gay

Why is everyone in grindy ugly fat gay old bottoms? Where are the young twink bottoms? Where are the fit tops?

>>76489223
Welcome to dating. Everyone good is already taken. Including me. Hope you find yours too!

>>76487605 (OP)
Asian twinks are sexy

>>76487706
>"Victim weight, I could split him in two. I bet he gets no pussy, unlike me because I lift heavy weights."

>>76488693
>>76487664
>>76488130
>>76487678
>>76488078
That's gay, it's always gay to be attracted to a thing that has a penis when you yourself have a penis. It's gay to have that shit saved to your device. Kys, faggots.

>>76487605 (OP)
>How exactly does ballet make you look like this?
you basically engage your core non stop...
alongside all upper parts of legs and a little less the upper body

lifting is a big part for male performances and they do mild weights training for it
but again stability / control is the priority so lots of isometrics

my dad was a professional ballerina (late 80s into 90s), stopped due to health issues (and because I was born kek)
but holy shit, you cannot imagine how easy it is to pull girls as male ballerina
at home we have a whole cabinet full of reversal film where he's with some (at the time) famous model / athlete / star / etc. and on every 3rd slide or so he casually drop "oh I slept with her in city XYZ"

>>76487692
>most pros start at around 5-10
for males is typically a little later, so 8-10
>having a strict diet
again, a little less strict for males
>and like 5 hours of training every day
that just normal "pro" oriented training, you do that much with every sport

>>76487605 (OP)
Dude, they JUMP a lot and high, they also do all kinds of shit while carrying another person. You need strong legs and back for that.

>>76489289
you say all that, but you're the biggest insecure faggot itt

>>76489318
>for males is typically a little later, so 8-10
Shit man, it makes me realize how much better my life would be if my parents gave enough fucks to get me to exercise more.

>>76489416
>if my parents gave enough fucks to get me to exercise more
always weird to hear this

my parents "made" me do 4x sport (at least 1h each) per week for as long as I can think
I could chose what to do though
and honestly it never felt like something I had to do, always was fun and I'd do it even without being "mandatory"

although not surprising with parents that both were "pro athletes" at some point in their life

>>76489430
You live in another dimension altogether.
It's not about mandatory or not mandatory, there are parents who purposefully "reward" their kids with donuts, actively prevent them from doing ANY sports or activity (my dad comes into mind). Like, my dad would just mock anybody who did any type of sports; I distinctly remember when I was a kid one saturday morning I was with my dad in the car, and we passed a guy jogging. It was like 9:30 in the morning, and my dad basically scoffed and said something like "who the fuck wakes up to run first thing saturday morning? You have to be mentally ill to do that" and it stuck with me, that sort of mentality.

>>76488130
>obvious bait video for faggots
NOOOO calling fags out actually means YOU are gay

GAY THOUGHTS CANNOT TEMPT ME
BEGONE DEMONS

>>76489505
The funny thing is that it's foids who watch these videos the most. Fags are at best 10-15% of his views. Another dancer with similar content once posted his stats for views and followers, and they're like 83% female.

>>76489524
Meanwhile typical gymbros have like 90-95% of faggots as their viewers/followers. Men and women have very different preferences in terms aesthetics, there's some overlap, but it's not that big.

>>76489527
>but it's not that big.

>>76489289
>it's always gay to be attracted to a thing that has a penis
Except for futa.

>>76489288
keep malding

>>76489489
that's kinda depressing
can't even laugh about it, because the children get fucked not the ones messing up

good that you broke out of it

my parents never even made fun of fat people
just condescending and pitiful looks
i grew up to seeing people who didn't do any kind of sport as failure kek

>>76487605 (OP)
>>76487706
>>76488078

These Guys get 1000x more pussy than a top Tier gymcel, Not only that but the majority of IT would be Prime teen

>gay
lmao I did contemporary ballet all through high school and college and was drowning in pussy

>>76488078
Who is stunning faggot, this poor kid wearing a woman's top doing stretches for gays on tiktok? Look how weird he acts, I only feel pity for him, what a clown world.

>>76489646
but at what price? you lose your dignity

>>76489704
Dude, what dignity do you have as a gymcel? Pretty much everyone assumes you either are a faggot or have a small dick / ED or do g4p shit. Get a grip.

>>76487678
do you even have a chance to get this flexible if you didnt start as a kid?

>>76489646
>These Guys get 1000x more pussy
Narcissists who post videos like this of themselves online usually do, because narcissism is a strong driving ambition in life and a pussy magnet. Ballet itself has NOTHING to do with it. They just want to be on stage, center of attention.

>>76487605 (OP)
Do gay men practice semen retention or No Fap? If so, how are you fags holding up ITT?

>>76489845
yeah it has nothing to do with the fact they are in the 99th percentile of facial attraction or the fact that ballet and dancing in general attracts many twinks in their prime. A lot of autistic/humble twinks could get as prime of pussy as an egotistical one, its just that narcissists are terrible with long term relationships so they pump and dump more frequently hence (moar pussay)

>>76489573
I cant mald, I got a hair transplant. And because of that I no longer feel the need to compensate by gymcelling anymore.

>>76489845
How do I find white girls like that

>>76489646
Two great thread-related movies: All That Jazz and Black Swan.

>>76489646
When you're older than 18 having sex with a lot of different people starts to look like a red flag. You'll understand when you grow up, champ.

>>76487605 (OP)
i want to fuck this chigga like you wouldn't believe

Do ugly professional ballet dancer exist?

Do ugly professional balletdancers exist?

>>76490474
yeah the ugly and disgusting looking balding teachers who sexually abuse their pupils and promise them stardom if they keep quiet about said abuse
>t. former male teen pupil that was raped by his ugly ballet teacher

>>76487605 (OP)
small bulge

>>76490529
Damn, that sucks.

>>76490538
Aerodynamic.

>>76487605 (OP)
How many years to achieve this? Wow. Stay flexy my frens
For the record, this dude is badass strong as fuck too insane body. No homo, queers.

>>76487702
Insecure little twerp

>>76487702
Is it gay, or does it simply make you feel gay?

>>76492156
the latter :(

Dance around on your tippie toes for a few hours everyday and tell us the results.

It's a shame these guys are all gay, they could fuck infinity puss.

>>76492215
the one gay guy i know irl has every one of his female friends hanging onto him hoping he'll try pussy one time and that it'll be them. it's insane he's a twink but a flamer one with the voice and wearing makeup when he goes out and everything but all these girls want to fuck him and cuddle up to him all touchy-feely and talk about how bad they wish he liked girls. and they're not ugly either these are 8-10s fawning over him he could literally live in pussy 24/7 at the snap of his fingers.

>>76490152
You could've just said you're a kissless virgin from the get-go, and you'd still be less insufferable than right now.

>>76487605 (OP)
i want to FUCK this guy

>>76492375
fag hag shit. they ALL say they want mr softy but just watch; or maybe it already happened with one of those girls, they’ll go steady with a guy-guy and he’ll emotionally open up or somehow reveal he’s a pussy or had a freak out or whatever and within the month she “got the ick” and conveniently is seeing someone not two weeks later. that or bluntly she’s “on rebound” and openly fucking douchebags.
they dont mind the gay guy because he’s the cute/handsome gay guy. he’s not gonna fuck one of them unless a drunk accident happens, it’s just a bored housewife tier fantasy thing.

>>76488130
hey you said it not me

woah this makes my ovaries quiver

>>76489223
Grindr is the last option for desperate people, its unironically much easier to find attractive bottoms and tops by cold approaching them

>>76492452
>"T-they dont really want that....Female gaze is just women lying to themselves"
The absolute cope of this post.

>>76490529
Wtf

>>76487702
Youre just gay

>>76492627
Some random twink with a bubble butt complimented my aviator sunglasses

>>76489738
I rape twink bussy in prison

>>76490102
Bags of sand.

former ballet dancer here

training 4 hours a day 6 days a week plus rehearsals and performance for 10+ years

tons of plies, leg extensions, deep muscular activation, slowly sustained precise movement, some jumping, kicking.... for hours a day
training muscles to be flexible, long, strong, and explosive while also having full control..

i just dont like forcing my hip in turnout, and the effect it has on your shoulder long term. girls who grow up doing ballet have permanently abnormal postures and need hip replacements by their 50s/60s

>>76493528
Noice
Where did it happened?

>>76492215
The chad - gay/troon pipeline is real

>>76493890
Did you drown in pussy?

>>76494100
No one ever will appreciate a chad more than a fellow man or a woman (male). Women simply have no clue what goes into building that kind of a body, they think cbum has a dad bod.

>>76494103
yes and no
when i danced in college full of girls of different backgrounds in their early 20s yes

when i danced at this ballet academy that was all whites, jews, and asians they were on some hyper-conservative weird racist shit so not there. plus most of them were underage.
at this time i got really into drinking, smoking weed (made me antisocial), and gaming so i put myself in positions to get laid less and less.

but dancer chicks usually dont make a lot of money and are usually trying to fuck ballers, celebrities, producers, etc that will take care of them so they can pursue dance without having to worry about finances
i was not a baller and lived with my mom so i wasnt getting as much pussy as i should have
and my mom was complaining about me bringing so many girls over that she barred me from doing so. then i got heavy into drinking, smoking and gaming and stopped dancing.

so my pussy count hit a hard wall and it took me some 12 years to finally make enough money to move out

tldr yes i got a lot of pussy for awhile but then life shit happened and it stopped. then i gave up on my dreams and spent the next 12-15 years hating my life wanting to kill myself.

>>76493528
it was me :3

>>76487605 (OP)
Why is he wearing the girls shoes is my question. Ai is horrendous still.

That's a lot of seethe in this thread.

>>76487605 (OP)
My masculinity remains intact despite being mogged. He passes the tranny test. That body is obviously that of a man born a man but that face is that of a woman.

>>76487605 (OP)
>>76487678
>>76487692
>>76488078
>>76492129
Their boipussi won't be the same after I'm done with them

>>76494403
Post bussy whore

>>76487605 (OP)
why he face look like girl?

>>76494746
he's korean, he had it fixed

>blatant faggot thread
I thought it was mostly just a joke but are you guys legit gay? Can you at least make like some kind of faggot general and stay there instead? This shit is really weird.

>>76487605 (OP)
at what point does it become gay to not want to fuck one of these

>>76494868
>make like some kind of faggot general
we already have one, it's called >>>/fit/
get real who else drools over and nitpicks male physiques to such an absurd degree? def no straggots
>"nice biceps, bro, mind if I touch? wow, so hard, the vein is cool tho, what's your stack?"
no one who hears this shit will think that you're straight

>>76487664
he is genuinely hot, but I couldn't force myself to fuck a man, no matter how hot he is

>>76489489
Growing up I had a fat as fuck friend whose parents gave him nothing but junk food and coca cola because that's what he liked, they even bought him a fridge for his room just so he would always have it available.

It took until I was much older to think critically about it and realise his parents absolutely fucked him forever because they didn't ever say no, they just fed him goyslop 24/7

There should be a class action lawsuit on deadbeat dipshit parents

>>76489524
Foids watch my Instagram stories the most, but it's only that 10% that are faggots who send me thirsty as fuck DMs.

>>76487605 (OP)
ok so does gay sex really increase flexibility this much?

>>76494403
show feet

>>76487605 (OP)
>click to see hot ballet dancer
>see faggot
Fuck you OP

>>76489289
Based. These jewbots pushing the gay psyop aren’t even subtle anymore

you know, after reading this thread and all the hetero cope I'm really glad that I'm bisexual and can just jerk off to whatever without having to make excuses lol you fuckers need to chill

>>76487605 (OP)
He bounces on dicks all day.

>>76494173
Are you the guy who did 3 years in prison for threats to synagogues or something along those lines?

>>76487605 (OP)
They're maintaining difficult poses for extended periods of time, often moving into and out of them in a slow, controlled manner, and for guys, frequently lifting and carrying women and girls that weight around a hundred pounds. You'll get strong and lean real quick doing that for a while

>>76487605 (OP)
He's probably 5'5"

>>76490152
>umm, its actually gay to get pussy
go back to r9k

>>76489524
>foids
The proper term in this case if fujoshi(t)

why do twinks and twunks mindbreak /fit/?

>>76496234
wtf is a twunk? how many other perverted code words are they using over at /lgbt/?

>>76496539
lurk more newfag

>>76496539
It's very obviously a portmanteau of "twink" and "hunk", retard.

>>76496566
sorry i'm not a gay coom brain. so what makes a hunk different from a twunk?

>>76487664
He's just an extremely beautiful man. My dick didn't move looking at him, but I can still appreciate how he probably gets women staring at him every day 24/7

>>76496581
>im just pretending to be retarded
ok bud

>>76487605 (OP)
I wanna fuck his Twink bussy

>>76496539
Twink = femboy with rizz/confidence
Hunk = jacked /fit/ type with social autism
These two create a dynamic duo

>>76487605 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS__L5S2MJg

>>76496566
>portmanteau

Another label? What kind gay person is that?

>>76487605 (OP)
That east asian twink boy fuck a lot of white girls and asian girls?

>>76489489
lmao my dad is the same. Even today if he drives past someone running he'll say "look at this nutjob going for a run hahaha"

>>76487605 (OP)
I wish I could dance. I wish I continued to do ballet after my evil ballet teacher (19 yo female) yelled at me and belittled me so much that I learned to hate it and stopped after a few months. There is no greater dopamine than being a young good looking male who can dance and gets infinite validation from attractive grils who you dance with. I could have had that but I quitand after 10 become a social recluse loser. I hate myself. I gave up and resigned myself to my bedroom. I'm also now a 25 yo virgin

>>76496770
based

>>76496605
I’d let the kid fuck my wife, and I’d raise his children too

>>76494100
female experience without the locking down of children and marriage will make you homo

>>76487605 (OP)
Also holding women in the air
really, the point of having men do ballet is so they can hold women up in the air and make them look pretty
Plus you can lift weights at the gym too
t. did ballet in high school

>>76490474
Mine wasn’t a looker but he could wear the rat-king suit for the Nutcracker and nobody would know

>>76487605 (OP)
ballet is good for your muscles

>>76496146
yes brother
picrel is from when i was a dancer
before my life and my body got destroyed

>>76489646
>pussy
they could... alas...

>>76492403
you're jewish tho

>>76487605 (OP)
The conditioning for it to get really good is way more than just the dancing. The dancing itself doesn't do much but they do intense bodyweight exercise and stretching.

>>76497799
I'm quite surprised you used to be a dancer
Good luck to you bro

>>76493890
Bro please tell us about the training in detail, it's impossible to find shit online. How do you guys work upper body for example? Abs? What about fat loss? Dance is such a secretive art sometimes.

>>76496146
>>76497799
Very based ngl.

>>76488078
>>76487706
>>76487692
>>76487605 (OP)
how can you be THAT gay?

>>76494746
Surgery and youth.

>>76487605 (OP)
>Yes, I'm a Pink Core Cultivator. How could you tell?

>>76490152
holy incel

>>76487678
>>76488078
I posted these videos on lolcow lmao
What gays want vs what women want in a guy (physically speaking of course) is diametrically opposite, it's high time moids got that

>Receive note after group manual studies
>It's from you Shixiong
>He says you look done to spar with him at the last!
>"Your bottleneck* won't stand none of chances"
*A bottleneck occurs when someone at a critical stage in cultivation fails in surpassing their boundaries, thus stagnating their growth on the martial path.
>"At night. My room. Bring wine contraband" it states
>No...he knew?
>Expect till hunting hours
>You sneak into his room and OPs webm starts playing
>"Let's warm you up"
>"And open that jar already"
>You can feel the Qi gathering below your Lower Dantian

>>76487706
>male zettai ryoiki
why does this make me so hard

>>76498577
based chinese light novel enjoyer

>>76489646
I'd rather look like a bald roided manlet than whatever the fuck that is

>>76498733
wax your legs and then get back to us baby

>>76498577
This post made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes, oh my fuck. Write more kek

Ballet is top tier job. Stay in shape. If you're gay, you got tons of hot guys to smash. If you're straight, you're surrounded by hot women to smash with little competition. Who wouldn't do ballet?

>>76496234
Sauce

is this the ballet fitness thread?

Why does every thread on /fit/ always turn into homo sex?

>>76500430
>Why does a board where men talk about and look at muscular semi-naked men has so many bishits and faggots?
Hmmm, I wonder why, nigger.

>>76498577
incredible post

>>76487605 (OP)
Alcibiades looked like this in my mind.

>Balerinas are 10/10 in every regard
>except their feet are fucked
fucking ruined

>>76500587
>feetfag

>>76500587
>ballerina
>posts ballroom dancers

retard
ballerinas dont have enuff ass 4 me

>>76498346
i have a hard time explaining it in regular english terminology
just look up a ballet barre warmup

here is an example of a class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZboDD28qxU

heres a mens class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYvd9BMUs9Y

now do these 2-3x a day 5 days a week for 15-20 years

watching dance makes me lowkey suicidal cause i can barely move my body these days. dancing is one of the greatest joys one can know in life

picrel is me again

>>76487664
Welcome to bisexuality anon. I started off just like you. It was a picture of Marcus Schenkenberg and it hit me like a bolt of lightning. Androgynous/fem men are peak beauty.

>>76500969
Thanks anon.
I hope you get to experience that again

>>76487605 (OP)
You cant call yourself straight if you wouldnt have sex with this man

>>76500969
Informative, thank you.

How is this level of flexibility even possible?!

>>76489776
no. You get flexible at any age, but if you weren't stretching like that as your body grew, then no, you'll never get to that level.

Fucking genetics. I understand this guy working out and stretching like that since a kid, but that doesn't explain the smooth skin, lack of body hair, feminine face, etc..

>>76489489
My dad used to be a left-wing idiot who thought sports were for hillbillies and right-wing Corporate bootlickers. And stopped me from joining any sports-related clubs

>>76503153
god imagine the missionary position with this guy…
hungrily and roughly pressing your lips against his as you violently thrust your manhood inside his bussy….

>>76487605 (OP)
This fag looks like old Final Fantasy art and I'm extremely jealous because being a beautiful man is my dream build

>>76487664
>first

He looks like a Blood Elf male.

>>76487605 (OP)
exactly

>>76505847
That was the best post you could come up with to get this thread off of page 10?

>>76505863
Hump thread

>>76487605 (OP)
>[ass bounces]
-ThankyouThankyouThankyou

>>76503153
Matting press with twinks (Yes i WILL get him pregnant)

>>76487605 (OP)
but that guy isn't even "muscular" he is just super lean which is primary thing that makes you look muscular
and as male ballet dance you do a lot of "strength" things like picking up the female dancers and shit

>>76507872
if that's what you call "super lean" I'd hate to see what you look like

>>76492215
>It's a shame all these highly attractive guys are homosexuals and not actively competing against me for women
wat

you fucking faggots made me jack off to femboys.
hope you're fucking happy.

>>76502215
>>76501198
thanks
also picrel from the video

i forgot that i also got tired of being around faggots all the time
constantly bitching and attitudes
its like womens bitching + male aggression
and the girls are fucked up in the head for torturing their bodies for years


thing is, you get used to being around hot chicks all the time that it no longer phases you
being around skinny ballet chicks just becomes the new normal
most of them have flat chest or get breast reductions

i would find myself seeking thick and fat women instead just to break the norm

>>76487605 (OP)
>>76487692
>>76503153
Who's the most impressive?

>>76500973
Its not bisexuality, its just his overly feminine characteristics triggering normal sexual responses in certain heterosexuals. For example I have kind of a pit fetish so this webm makes me feel some attraction, but i dont like dudes. Note this would almost certainly disappear in person unless the ballerino is extremely feminine and gay IRL with no meaningfully masculine traits that overpower. People overcomplicate sexuality. You are attracted to feminine and/or masculine traits. Its that simple. In modern times with all the gender bender gay shit normie categories like bi/homo/heterosexuality have lost meaning outside of referencing specific gender traits one is attracted to

>>76505922
wh*toids are so cute and fit
we should totally enslave all the blondes and force them to breed with each other and have programs enabled that encourages optimal exercises, anyone else agree with me?

>>76489318
>you cannot imagine how easy it is to pull girls as male ballerina
I used to work in a gym right next to a dancing school. There was a male ballerina there and I probably saw him with a different girl twice a month. Since he's one of the few male dancers in the region, he was allowed to attend classes for free, also, the dancing teacher (I'm pretty sure he fucked her too) used to drive him around everywhere because he did not own a car since he was like 15 years old.

>>76487664
wrestling is also gay btw

>>76508072
are you stupid?
yea sure your bodybuilders can get leaner once a fucking year to get few photos and then have to get fatter because its not sustainable

>>76509849
no it's not