Thread 76498241

It's over for low-T /fit/ DYELs.

>>76498241 (OP)
She's completely right.

>>76498241 (OP)
i NEED to rub my entire face up and down in her sweaty ass crack after she's had a long, gruelling workout. Imagine the smell of brap

>>76498241 (OP)
>listening to roidtrannies
>listening to women
Wow, you showed me, champ, I better stop doing anything because I'm ngmi

>>76498252
>listening to incels
didn't read

>8 minute mile
>just sprint 100m period (is jogging).
kek, nerfed so her absolute roonlet husband could pass. Strength ones nice intermediate benchmarks.

>>76498241 (OP)
I can do all those but I'm not shredded.
What am I doing wrong?

>>76498241 (OP)
post her butthole

>>76498275
Try SS + GOMAD.

>>76498241 (OP)
Cool, but if she's talking about test why does she have a soi looking midget in her video?

>>76498257
noticer

>>76498241 (OP)
>Ragebait whore

>>76498241 (OP)
She's absolutely right.
And want her to squat on my face right now.

>>76498292
there would likely be a smell of farts and shit in and around her asshole

Simps are so fucking pathetic.

>>76498296
that's ugly people for you

>>76498241 (OP)
>herniated disc
T-thanks

At least I could still forcibly rape her

For girls like this, it's not enough to just have a good body, you've gotta have status AND cash.
If you don't have a social media presence... the tour is over boyo. Pack it up. I'm talking MINIMUM 2,500 followers on insta and that's a really low number. What kind of male gets this amount of followers? For 1, being jacked, diced, and of course the money to be able to at least allude that you have an interesting life. For me, it's the car scene. I'm already jacked so sprinkling gym selfies on my profile is already in check. Rolling videos in the Shelby with a The Soft Moon song playing in the background? Yup. Flexing outside my SUV to the women know I own 2 cars? Check. It's a mog eat mog world and only the moggiest fuck women like this

And before some string bean zoomer talks about "I fuck and am skinny" yeah, that works for girls who are 18 and under but once you become an adult you're competing with the big dogs. And anything under $150,000 a year gets you scraps

>>76498241 (OP)
She's an onlyfans ethot

>>76498241 (OP)
The only thing I can't do is the pullups as I'm a fat fuck.

>>76498241 (OP)
>muh test levels
I can do all of these and I'm a bald orc-looking virgin who can't grow a beard and has no body hair and looks like shit. Checkmate bitch, I'm not using your promocode for TRT or enclomiphene or whatever you're peddling.

>>76498241 (OP)
She isn't wrong. All her requirements are extremely generous, especially bench and squat. Bodyweight bench is novice level

I can do all this and I'm a dyel

>>76498491
Post body

>average man has less test than his grandfathers grandmother
>also physique inflation exists and 3pl8 bench is entry level

>>76498723
your body weight bench is 3pl?

>>76498726
I've never benched my bodyweight. I started with more than that.

I’m weak as fuck but I can do the farmer carries and the running. Also one minute dead hangs are nothing.

>>76498743
if you started with more than your body weight it means you benched your body weight retard

>>76498241 (OP)
Gym slavery is extremely feminine, that's why so many women go to gyms to lift manmade metal up and down. You don't see women hunting animals and eating raw meat or living outside of government reach - those are real masculine activities. Be an uncontacted tribesman, then you are a real man.

>>76498241 (OP)
that's some ole bullshit neither of my grandfathers could lift half this shit

These markers are for manlets. Why bodyweight related?

>>76498771
u fat :)

>>76498837
Nah just tall

>>76498876
if you can't do 1x bodyweight bench, 2x DL or 1.5x squat and 10 pullups like she says your fat no matter how tall

>>76498280
This.

>>76498241 (OP)
The right wing wife material.

>>76498334
Well post it already?

>>76498250
>>76498241 (OP)
No she's not, these standards would BARELY get you into the military.

>>76498494
Yeah none of the lifts she mentioned were actually that impressive, most people hit these in the first couple years of lifting easy. I went 2.5 years without touching a bench press and only doing dips, pushups, and gymnastic rings and I could still bash out 250lbs at 170lb bodyweight. My max bench ever was only 285, meaning I could probably hit 275+ again with under a few months of training to reacclimate my nervous system to heavy lifting.

Really, you should be chasing your own fitness goals, and should never stop chasing new plateaus. If you hit your peak, switch things up and start doing different shit.

>>76498884
I know but these numbers are way easier for a 170cm manlet than for a 200cm lanklet. You're 2x bodyweight deadlift is not impressive if its 140kgs. Or if you cant bench 2pl8. I'm 113kg at 20% bf, 198cm. I could more easily hit those markers when i just started lifting.

>>76498914
They easily would get you in. Have you seen the average bloke in the military?
Also, she's saying that they are bare minimum standards to be considered a man.
You're retarded.

>>76498978
>Israelflation

you know what's funny? unironically she will abandon him for a black dude

>>76498978
>blurry picture
>point system doesn't make any sense

I wish I could take that seriously but no

>>76498241 (OP)
I didn't need a horsefaced tranny to tell me I have to lift heavy

>>76498978
this picture is outdated
not that you would know

I smashed a girl who looked like this, talked like this, and had this exact smug girlboss attitude. I later found out she "lost count" at fucking 70 guys. Talking to them and sifting through shit tests is exactly as insufferable as it looks, but I was a horny 21 year old. I still feel gross and like a need another shower all these years later

>>76498936
A manlet benching 2pl8 at 60-65kg will be more impressive than a fat fuck benching 2pl8, at ur stats you should be benching 4pl8s

Why is everything with everyone such a giant pissing contest now? You can't enjoy anything anymore because everyone has gamified every fucking enjoyable hobby or activity.

>I read a book this week
>BRO I READ 3 BOOKS LAST WEEK
>I have to wake up early tomorrow
>DUDE I WOKE UP AT 6 YESTERDAY
>I bought a new TV. I like it.
>MAN THAT TV SUCKS IT DOESNT HAVE X

Just on and on with everyone all the time. I stopped talking to nearly everyone and life I great now.

>>76499450
uh oh someone is getting upset
too bad you don't have a family or friends

>>76499483
eat my ass

>>76499496
i ate 3 asses last week before 6 am, sucks you don't have any balls to gargle

>>76498241 (OP)
>men should do a bunch of useless shit that no past man that I'm referencing as a standard to aim for ever did and I'm not going to mention having children, making a homestead or removing endocrine distributors from your life

>>76498296
No, I have been told pretty girls defecate flowers.

>>76498257
Kek, busted

>>76499511
you can eat my ass 4 times

>>76498241 (OP)
STOP giving irrelevant whores attention
They get money from it, you just get (You)s

thanks for posting more for attention

>>76498241 (OP)
over for what? what are you talking about?
and more importantly, whatever it is: who gives a fuck?

>>76498241 (OP)
I can't do any of that.
I'm sure if I were to give her a small role in one of my movies she would let me fuck her multiple times though, her husband cucked to oblivion. Women like these are usually terrible people.

>>76499607
didn't someone already say her nudes are already out there for free.

>>76498241 (OP)
She's technically correct but she also has the body of a tranny

>>76499316
this, who the fuck cares what this slut says
I'm not going to be lectured on what it means to be a man by a woman, too many men have listened to what women think of masculinity and now everyone is a fucking pussy

>>76498241 (OP)
A woman's hips should be wider than her shoulders.

>>76498241 (OP)
I don't disagree with this bitch but also I dont listen to women. She can get fucked and die in a fire for trying to dictate men's strength standards. Mouthy cunt.

she has terrible bolt on plastic tits. her grandmother had natty tits

>>76498241 (OP)
I don't listen to assessments of my strength and/or masculinity from someone I could beat the shit out of.

>>76500331
get her ass

>>76498330
>that wrist

>>76498241 (OP)

i cant DL 2x my BW (almost) but i bench 1.5x my BW lol

>>76499450
Because some people make themselves look better by pushing others down, the worst part is it works on enough people for the person doing it to get ahead. Social manipulation.

>>76498241 (OP)
i dont listen to women

>>76498252
BASED hardboiled cat poster.

>>76498285
Fpbp

>>76498241 (OP)
>listening to some half retarded OF whore
Couldn't be me LOL

>>76498241 (OP)
If you can't do those you'll end up like that guy walking in water holding his wife's shoes while she's carried by another man.

>>76500710
It obviously stems from some source of insecurity. Never imagined it would the status quo.

>>76498241 (OP)
Found out our county groundwater is heavily contaminated with mine tailings and pharmaceuticals - including birth control and Plan-B.
Gonna switch to filtered rainwater for a while to see what happens.

>>76499257
Shut up cuck.

>>76498241 (OP)
>are your breast natural
>are you married
>do you have kids
>are you wearing make up
>do you have tattoos
>do you have piercings
>how many men have been inside you
>how much cum have you consumed
>how much cum has been on you
>do you think women should vote
>can you cook
>can you clean
>can you garden
>look at me when I am talking to you
>dont respond
>nod your head
>I will destroy any man that will defend you
>who protects you
>who provides for you
>I dont call the police
>the law was fullfilled
>rise and sin no more

how are you DYELs so upset about a woman presenting you with some BEGINNER level standards lmao

>>76498241 (OP)
why are you listening to women?

I made a better quality webm as I'm sure this will be posted often and I hate seeing all that blockiness.

Please use this to spam from now on, thank you!

>>76499316
Probably one of the best reaction images ever desu

>>76498241 (OP)
No hips. Square build. Kill yourself

>>76498241 (OP)
Well, I can run 1km under 4 minutes. My record is 3:30.

>le men today
>le the back was built to carry shit
>le gymcel stats
Peasant mindset aka Vulgar masculinity. Gymcelling is modern slavery, meant to keep men docile in their cuck cages.
The problem is that we can see through this ruse when comparing how little the returns of gymcelling are.
You either have functional strength that is actually not functional, or brute strength in set parameters. The meme "lifting a perfectly calibrated hand fitted metal bar and attachable metal plates" is real, it's an actual meme that gives men the illusion that what they're doing is worthwhile. 1x bodyweight bench? What arbitrary thing is that supposed to accomplish?
Most men are stuck with interchangeable peasant masculinity; lifting, most sports.
Graceful masculinity can be just as accessible considering how much effort and punishment gymcels put themselves through (and get nothing out of it)
Truth is, most physical things can be turned into art, Vulgar turned into Noble, but only when the façade of usability/functionality/usefulness is discarded and it returns to it being art; the thing in itself for itself. In simpler terms, whether you do it or not, it does not change who you are, meaning you don't identify with it.
The meme "so besides lifting, what are your hobbies anon?" is real because most men identify with the activity that they do. They take a pride in lifting or sports. They are a bodybuilder, or mma, or bjj, or boxer, or powelifter. All mere labels.
Then theres the consumerism aspect driving gymcelling; consider all the products marketed to men such as protein powders, drugs and equipment, supplements and attire. The Noble pursuit looks for mastery not consuming, the simple training and its skillful strength is in contrast to the brute force that needs "usefulness" by helping someone lift a couch or washing machine once a year. Noble Masculine men exist as objects of admiration, Vulgar Masculine gymcels exist to be instrumentalized (military golem or workhorse)

>>76499450
People minmaxx real life now with all the info available. It's like metagaming, it's like playing classic WOW now 2 decades later with all the meta knowledge existing on the internet.
You can see it happen to old games now, speed running and minmaxxing shit. It's fine in games, because you can play and replay and try stuff, but in real life you only have 1 shot and it's not worth to waste it trying to speed run or minmax it. It seeps the fun out of life.

>>76501211
All you need is 1pl zercher squat, which is entry level beginner shit.

>>76499649
gods work

>>76501992
>lifting a perfectly calibrated hand fitted metal bar and attachable metal plates..
..makes you stronger. The muscles it develops do not disappear or stop working outside the rack.

>>76502376
Nah, it doesn't factor in grip, leverage, body position, etc. Lifting with proper form only gets you strong in that proper form, and almost nothing else.

>>76502430
Sure buddy. Keep coping while deadlifts, squats, and various presses remain an integral part of training athletes. Seethe when they manhandle you despite your objections to the functionality of their clearly more developed bodies.

>>76502008
The irony is that most people who do this aren't doing great in life. You should only be minmaxing your finances or your health not your bowel movements or "traveling".

>>76498919
>I went 2.5 years without touching a bench press
>did dips, pushups, gymnastic rings
So you were still activated your chest regularly and managed not to lose as much strength as you'd expect? Wow.

>>76498250
>get a woman tell you what to do
This is called a conundrum.

>>76501992
okay yacine back to the basement you go

>>76498250
she may well be but who is her dumbass for me to sit and take this yapfest from

>>76498257
agreed George W Bush could run 3 miles in under 21 minutes as a 50 something year old man

>>76498241 (OP)
>Stay on the ground with the rest of the week
lol

>>76498760
But what if I want to fuck bitches? Are there wild bitches in the forest?