Thread 76514063

lmaooooooooo
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

>>76514063 (OP)
Fitness influencers are jokes.

Mike Is a retard claiming 5’9 when he’s like an inch max taller kek

>>76514063 (OP)
mog em bullfrog mode

>>76514070
he claims 5'6"

KEKKAROOOOOOOO

>>76514063 (OP)
>Be 5'5
>Much easier to look like you have a lot of muscle
>Look like an actual midget if you do get muscular

The little people just can't win

two roided tranny frauds

>>76514063 (OP)
it's weird how you can tell that they're short even with no references next to them.
must be something about anatomy proportions

>>76514192
it's the head, size doesn't vary if you're tall or short

>>76514063 (OP)
These assholes look fucking stupid

>>76514063 (OP)
no way this is real

>>76514063 (OP)
Both have girlfriends btw

>>76514313
Mike is the wife in the relationship and nippards gf fucks men on the side ever since the bald meathead made him look like a bitch

>>76514063 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC8wPSmcPg

>>76514063 (OP)
So is this the end result of being fitty? You want to look like a baby who shat his diaper? You think this will make women attracted to you?

>>76514337
what other choices do they have though? it's better than being a manlet AND unfit

>>76514358
They're still physically unfit, they just dont look like it
Both their entire business and training models revolve around making a pudgy bitch of a male look like he's somewhat physically fit

>>76514063 (OP)
this is the guy telling you your lifting program is wrong

>>76514063 (OP)
who was in the wrong here?

>>76514063 (OP)
>Shooting the messenger instead of the message

Classic /fit/. Never change

does this prove science has nothing to teach about lifting? has science produce anything of value compared with the results obtained by brolifters?

What went wrong?

>>76514398
the messenger are worse than the message

HAHAHAAH LOOK AT THEIR TINY LITTLE FEET AND LEGS

When will they learn?

>>76514398
their messages are wrong half of the time

>>76514063 (OP)
6'1 Zyzz (22 years old) died early of a heart attack. Meanwhile short kings like 5'5 Jeff (34), 5'6 Mike (41), and 5'6 Greg (49) are still alive and at the peak of their careers as fitness youtubers.

>>76514063 (OP)
Fucking hell Palastine looks ridoculous

>Halt there!
>You have been waylaid by the merry men of sports science!
>No lanklet shall enter our realm of wonders and nutritional information!

bros... stop... it's so mean... they worked hard for more than 10 years for this...

>>76514313
Both asians, they lost

>>76515440
Poopskins die young, white men live forever

>>76515627
kek

>>76515627
Lel

>>76514063 (OP)
Every single thing about Mike Israel makes me hate him. From his dumb face, to his le quirky reddit internet personality, his horrible proportions, ugly muscle and gross skin and stupid fat head. Its almost like he designed himself to be as annoying as possible. Or maybe he's just the average jew idk lol

>>76514063 (OP)
having thick legs like that is so fucking ugly

>>76514063 (OP)
>shorter than mike israel
LMFAOOOOO

>>76514316
And let's not forget that Jeff's ex cheated on him with Gymshark's CEO and then dumped his ass.

>>76514316
Mike's wife is like a racist anti chink caricature. Holy shit that yellow creature is ugly

>>76514170
Every time it's posted it's more funny

>>76515853
Yeah, she's legit really fucking ugly

>>76514291
Achievable natty?

>>76515627
Jeff's bulge would never be that big

>>76514291
I appreciate that you shopped the reflection properly

>>76514358
You just need to be a charismatic built-fat manlet after being a well dressed prettyboy manlet in your 20s.

>>76515627
Lmfao

>>76514063 (OP)
>>76514170
Fitness influencers should be required by law to put a disclaimer on their videos if they are shorter than 5'10"
This is downright fraudulent

>>76516091
define built-fat for the class
>inb4 offseason cbum

>>76516097
Slightly trained arms covered by a thick layer of fat.
13-20cm of belly fat.

It's the only way to land a semi-normal white wife.

Training shoulders will only underline your small statue.
Being skinny and lean or jacked makes short kings look gay or try hard.

>>76516175
i am punjabi, will this work for me?
>land a semi-normal white wife
please

>>76516204
cant find a punjabi lady, saar?
if you cant get a smelly indian bitch, what makes you think you can get a white wife? kys

>>76514063 (OP)
are midgets killing lifting?

>>76514063 (OP)
>mike is openly steroids user
>jeff claim natty
why both of them looks similar?? this make me more doubt about jeff is natty

>>76516386
I miss the OG Jeff we used to post here.

Shout out to the all the midgets who make bodybuilding possible. It's thanks to them and their pursuit of bodybuilding as a cope for being a manlet that we've been able to properly target muscles for growth through exercise.

>>76516079
He's natty, Mike on the other hand...

>>76516386
jeff was never natty. bro was raised by PED using bodybuilders and makes a living off his appearance.

>>76514063 (OP)
So embarassing

>>76515450
there really was no need for lifting science

>>76516175
yeah just post a photo
nearly all of the photos on google images are jiggly 20 year olds and dyels that looks like they fell for the SS+GOMAD meme

>>76514291
kek
achievable blemmyes?

>>76514291
>>76517820
Herodotus talks about this...

>>76514063 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz-_c8SEZo4

>>76514063 (OP)
>weeeee represent the lollipop guild

>>76514358
You dont have to keep bulking. He could have just stayed at like 135 sub 12% and look actually appealing.

>>76515450
This is the difference in bodybuilding itself.
Arnold has a better body looks wise but would not even be competitive in current bodybuilding standards because he doesn't have the legs, he could only compete in physique, even classic would be a problem for him.

>>76514063 (OP)
How does Mike mog him so hard? LOL

>>76514358
stop at crossfit levels of jacked if you're a turbomanlet, you just enter dwarven territory trying to be a bodybuilder or powerlifter

>>76515627
lmao saved

>>76517976
>you just enter dwarven territory trying to be a bodybuilder or powerlifter
so you need the beard and the jolly nature to make it work?

>>76515627
That's a natty ball sack. I believe now.

>>76514063 (OP)
Sleepy&Happy dwarf

>>76514063 (OP)
LMFAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCIENCE BASED LIFTERS GREG DOUCETTE WAS RIGHT

>>76514291
KEK

>>76514063 (OP)
Honey I Shrunk The Science Based Lifters

>>76515627
Mikes shoes are 10/10 fucking KeK

>>76518296
lmao
saved

>>76514291
oh no no no no no

>>76514114
so Jeff isn't 5'5 then because he's a good 2" shorter here

>>76518337
kek'd

>>76515627
Kek

>>76514063 (OP)
>Another seethe thread about jeff nippard
Why si fit so obsessed with this guy? This needs to be studied.

>>76519570
They are so retarded and easily triggered that the fact that he's soft spoken and calm makes them seethe for no reason at all lol
The funniest is when they actually side with the roid tranny who shoved him over a polite video response - even though they themselves would be bullied by the same roid tranny irl.

>>76514063 (OP)
Is it not weird one is a roider and one is "natty' and they both have the same look?

>>76514063 (OP)
>im natty
>same size as someone on gear

>>76515833
>Gymshark's CEO
I didn't expect this person to be some random Chad. She also got impregnated by him. THREE TIMES

>>76514063 (OP)
The utter condition

>>76519650
Goes to show Jeff's dedication

>>76515627
The royal guard of some queen in a fairy tale adaptation

Jeff was always natty

>>76519761
How old was he here and when did he start training?

there are my big boys

>>76519778
he was 19 here, started at 16~

>>76519790
Okay that’s pretty sus to be that big and lean after three years. I guess he could’ve been perfectly coached by his parents or something but that’s hard to believe.