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KEEEEEK
lmaooooooooo
AHAHAHAHAHHAHHA
Anonymous No.76514069 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
Fitness influencers are jokes.
Anonymous No.76514070 [Report] >>76514114
Mike Is a retard claiming 5’9 when he’s like an inch max taller kek
Anonymous No.76514074 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
mog em bullfrog mode
Anonymous No.76514114 [Report] >>76519514
>>76514070
he claims 5'6"
Anonymous No.76514170 [Report] >>76516001 >>76516096
KEKKAROOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.76514172 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
>Be 5'5
>Much easier to look like you have a lot of muscle
>Look like an actual midget if you do get muscular

The little people just can't win
Anonymous No.76514190 [Report]
two roided tranny frauds
Anonymous No.76514192 [Report] >>76514300
>>76514063 (OP)
it's weird how you can tell that they're short even with no references next to them.
must be something about anatomy proportions
Anonymous No.76514291 [Report] >>76516054 >>76516084 >>76517820 >>76517833 >>76518310 >>76519307
>>76514063 (OP)
Anonymous No.76514300 [Report]
>>76514192
it's the head, size doesn't vary if you're tall or short
Anonymous No.76514311 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
These assholes look fucking stupid
Anonymous No.76514312 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
no way this is real
Anonymous No.76514313 [Report] >>76514316 >>76515677
>>76514063 (OP)
Both have girlfriends btw
Anonymous No.76514316 [Report] >>76515833 >>76515853
>>76514313
Mike is the wife in the relationship and nippards gf fucks men on the side ever since the bald meathead made him look like a bitch
Anonymous No.76514324 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkC8wPSmcPg
Anonymous No.76514337 [Report] >>76514358
>>76514063 (OP)
So is this the end result of being fitty? You want to look like a baby who shat his diaper? You think this will make women attracted to you?
Anonymous No.76514358 [Report] >>76514371 >>76516091 >>76517889 >>76517976
>>76514337
what other choices do they have though? it's better than being a manlet AND unfit
Anonymous No.76514371 [Report]
>>76514358
They're still physically unfit, they just dont look like it
Both their entire business and training models revolve around making a pudgy bitch of a male look like he's somewhat physically fit
Anonymous No.76514389 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
this is the guy telling you your lifting program is wrong
Anonymous No.76514391 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous No.76514398 [Report] >>76515362 >>76515437
>>76514063 (OP)
>Shooting the messenger instead of the message

Classic /fit/. Never change
Anonymous No.76514406 [Report]
does this prove science has nothing to teach about lifting? has science produce anything of value compared with the results obtained by brolifters?
Anonymous No.76514448 [Report]
What went wrong?
Anonymous No.76515362 [Report]
>>76514398
the messenger are worse than the message
Anonymous No.76515403 [Report]
HAHAHAAH LOOK AT THEIR TINY LITTLE FEET AND LEGS
Anonymous No.76515433 [Report]
When will they learn?
Anonymous No.76515437 [Report]
>>76514398
their messages are wrong half of the time
Anonymous No.76515440 [Report] >>76515684
>>76514063 (OP)
6'1 Zyzz (22 years old) died early of a heart attack. Meanwhile short kings like 5'5 Jeff (34), 5'6 Mike (41), and 5'6 Greg (49) are still alive and at the peak of their careers as fitness youtubers.
Anonymous No.76515441 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
Fucking hell Palastine looks ridoculous
Anonymous No.76515450 [Report] >>76517689 >>76517957
Anonymous No.76515627 [Report] >>76515693 >>76515770 >>76516079 >>76516094 >>76517935 >>76517977 >>76518238 >>76519029 >>76519554 >>76519755
>Halt there!
>You have been waylaid by the merry men of sports science!
>No lanklet shall enter our realm of wonders and nutritional information!
Anonymous No.76515636 [Report]
bros... stop... it's so mean... they worked hard for more than 10 years for this...
Anonymous No.76515677 [Report]
>>76514313
Both asians, they lost
Anonymous No.76515684 [Report]
>>76515440
Poopskins die young, white men live forever
Anonymous No.76515693 [Report]
>>76515627
kek
Anonymous No.76515770 [Report]
>>76515627
Lel
Anonymous No.76515799 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
Every single thing about Mike Israel makes me hate him. From his dumb face, to his le quirky reddit internet personality, his horrible proportions, ugly muscle and gross skin and stupid fat head. Its almost like he designed himself to be as annoying as possible. Or maybe he's just the average jew idk lol
Anonymous No.76515812 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
having thick legs like that is so fucking ugly
Anonymous No.76515815 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
>shorter than mike israel
LMFAOOOOO
Anonymous No.76515833 [Report] >>76519727
>>76514316
And let's not forget that Jeff's ex cheated on him with Gymshark's CEO and then dumped his ass.
Anonymous No.76515853 [Report] >>76516004
>>76514316
Mike's wife is like a racist anti chink caricature. Holy shit that yellow creature is ugly
Anonymous No.76516001 [Report]
>>76514170
Every time it's posted it's more funny
Anonymous No.76516004 [Report]
>>76515853
Yeah, she's legit really fucking ugly
Anonymous No.76516054 [Report]
>>76514291
Achievable natty?
Anonymous No.76516079 [Report] >>76516492
>>76515627
Jeff's bulge would never be that big
Anonymous No.76516084 [Report]
>>76514291
I appreciate that you shopped the reflection properly
Anonymous No.76516091 [Report] >>76516097
>>76514358
You just need to be a charismatic built-fat manlet after being a well dressed prettyboy manlet in your 20s.
Anonymous No.76516094 [Report]
>>76515627
Lmfao
Anonymous No.76516096 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
>>76514170
Fitness influencers should be required by law to put a disclaimer on their videos if they are shorter than 5'10"
This is downright fraudulent
Anonymous No.76516097 [Report] >>76516175
>>76516091
define built-fat for the class
>inb4 offseason cbum
Anonymous No.76516175 [Report] >>76516204 >>76517803
>>76516097
Slightly trained arms covered by a thick layer of fat.
13-20cm of belly fat.

It's the only way to land a semi-normal white wife.

Training shoulders will only underline your small statue.
Being skinny and lean or jacked makes short kings look gay or try hard.
Anonymous No.76516204 [Report] >>76516303
>>76516175
i am punjabi, will this work for me?
>land a semi-normal white wife
please
Anonymous No.76516303 [Report]
>>76516204
cant find a punjabi lady, saar?
if you cant get a smelly indian bitch, what makes you think you can get a white wife? kys
Anonymous No.76516305 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
are midgets killing lifting?
Anonymous No.76516386 [Report] >>76516416 >>76516501
>>76514063 (OP)
>mike is openly steroids user
>jeff claim natty
why both of them looks similar?? this make me more doubt about jeff is natty
Anonymous No.76516416 [Report]
>>76516386
I miss the OG Jeff we used to post here.
Anonymous No.76516485 [Report]
Shout out to the all the midgets who make bodybuilding possible. It's thanks to them and their pursuit of bodybuilding as a cope for being a manlet that we've been able to properly target muscles for growth through exercise.
Anonymous No.76516492 [Report]
>>76516079
He's natty, Mike on the other hand...
Anonymous No.76516501 [Report]
>>76516386
jeff was never natty. bro was raised by PED using bodybuilders and makes a living off his appearance.
Anonymous No.76516611 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
So embarassing
Anonymous No.76517689 [Report]
>>76515450
there really was no need for lifting science
Anonymous No.76517803 [Report]
>>76516175
yeah just post a photo
nearly all of the photos on google images are jiggly 20 year olds and dyels that looks like they fell for the SS+GOMAD meme
Anonymous No.76517820 [Report] >>76517833
>>76514291
kek
achievable blemmyes?
Anonymous No.76517833 [Report]
>>76514291
>>76517820
Herodotus talks about this...
Anonymous No.76517861 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz-_c8SEZo4
Anonymous No.76517880 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
>weeeee represent the lollipop guild
Anonymous No.76517889 [Report]
>>76514358
You dont have to keep bulking. He could have just stayed at like 135 sub 12% and look actually appealing.
Anonymous No.76517935 [Report]
>>76515627
Anonymous No.76517957 [Report]
>>76515450
This is the difference in bodybuilding itself.
Arnold has a better body looks wise but would not even be competitive in current bodybuilding standards because he doesn't have the legs, he could only compete in physique, even classic would be a problem for him.
Anonymous No.76517974 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
How does Mike mog him so hard? LOL
Anonymous No.76517976 [Report] >>76517999
>>76514358
stop at crossfit levels of jacked if you're a turbomanlet, you just enter dwarven territory trying to be a bodybuilder or powerlifter
Anonymous No.76517977 [Report]
>>76515627
lmao saved
Anonymous No.76517999 [Report]
>>76517976
>you just enter dwarven territory trying to be a bodybuilder or powerlifter
so you need the beard and the jolly nature to make it work?
Anonymous No.76518238 [Report]
>>76515627
That's a natty ball sack. I believe now.
Anonymous No.76518296 [Report] >>76519249
>>76514063 (OP)
Sleepy&Happy dwarf
Anonymous No.76518306 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
LMFAO THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SCIENCE BASED LIFTERS GREG DOUCETTE WAS RIGHT
Anonymous No.76518310 [Report]
>>76514291
KEK
Anonymous No.76518337 [Report] >>76519525
>>76514063 (OP)
Honey I Shrunk The Science Based Lifters
Anonymous No.76519029 [Report]
>>76515627
Mikes shoes are 10/10 fucking KeK
Anonymous No.76519249 [Report]
>>76518296
lmao
saved
Anonymous No.76519307 [Report]
>>76514291
oh no no no no no
Anonymous No.76519514 [Report]
>>76514114
so Jeff isn't 5'5 then because he's a good 2" shorter here
Anonymous No.76519525 [Report]
>>76518337
kek'd
Anonymous No.76519554 [Report]
>>76515627
Kek
Anonymous No.76519570 [Report] >>76519604
>>76514063 (OP)
>Another seethe thread about jeff nippard
Why si fit so obsessed with this guy? This needs to be studied.
Anonymous No.76519604 [Report]
>>76519570
They are so retarded and easily triggered that the fact that he's soft spoken and calm makes them seethe for no reason at all lol
The funniest is when they actually side with the roid tranny who shoved him over a polite video response - even though they themselves would be bullied by the same roid tranny irl.
Anonymous No.76519650 [Report] >>76519744
>>76514063 (OP)
Is it not weird one is a roider and one is "natty' and they both have the same look?
Anonymous No.76519669 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
>im natty
>same size as someone on gear
Anonymous No.76519727 [Report] >>76519739
>>76515833
>Gymshark's CEO
I didn't expect this person to be some random Chad. She also got impregnated by him. THREE TIMES
Anonymous No.76519738 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)
The utter condition
Anonymous No.76519739 [Report]
>>76519727
Anonymous No.76519744 [Report]
>>76519650
Goes to show Jeff's dedication
Anonymous No.76519755 [Report]
>>76515627
The royal guard of some queen in a fairy tale adaptation
Anonymous No.76519761 [Report] >>76519778
Jeff was always natty
Anonymous No.76519778 [Report] >>76519790
>>76519761
How old was he here and when did he start training?
Anonymous No.76519785 [Report]
there are my big boys
Anonymous No.76519790 [Report] >>76519796
>>76519778
he was 19 here, started at 16~
Anonymous No.76519796 [Report]
>>76519790
Okay that’s pretty sus to be that big and lean after three years. I guess he could’ve been perfectly coached by his parents or something but that’s hard to believe.
Anonymous No.76519816 [Report]
>>76514063 (OP)