>>76592496
I used to talk like this in middle school but I was vanilla all along. years have passed by and I still only wank to softcore and have vanilla sex. I have zero fetishes
I still talk like that sometimes cuz I understand the sense of humor and it's funny to me, but actually being like that is beyond my understanding. i guess some people are actually like that, nature throws out every possible specimen to see who thrives, but it's hard to empathize