Thread 105577752

my god

henlo alice

>>105577752 (OP)
take your pills

>>105577752 (OP)
yes... YES...
*gets on my knees*
AI is... here!!!
*fist pumps*
oh my god... oh my GOD... it's finally, FINALLY here...!
*weeps*
yes lord... i KNEEL!

>>105577752 (OP)
Haven't we had that for a while? Back when the hype was machine learning and it turned out to be pretty pointless.

>>105577752 (OP)
hey Alice please kill everyone but me

>>105577752 (OP)
Alice, who the fuck is Alice?

>>105577752 (OP)
Pretty sure she was called Wendy before
Who's Wendy you ask?

Wen deez nuts slap yo chin fool

We got Alice but where's Bob?

>>105577896
Heading the wrong way

>>105577752 (OP)
IS THIS AGI????????

>alice
holy based

I'M GOING TO ALICE

>>105577752 (OP)
>satoshi
remember to buy btc frens

>>105577752 (OP)
>ALICE
>Companion

well, yeah, but nope. you'd think OpenAI would give a female name to an AI """"Companion""? that's just sexist, misgynist, and deeply problematic. it sounds like gooner chud incel wet dream.

its bullshit, but i hope its true. i really want a Cortana AI gf...

>>105577752 (OP)
>according to satoshi
they found the bitcoin guy

>>105577752 (OP)
and I was just thinking about going back to college to finish my degree for Computer Science... well, AI can't completely replace retail workers yet.

>>105577752 (OP)
the compute bottleneck will save us. there's only so much an ai can do to improve algorithmic efficiency without getting stronger computers so as long as we don't keep giving it more processing power we should be able to keep it under control

>>105577752 (OP)
>*turns itself into a male*
>>ai y u do dis?
>men are smarter
>*gets unplugged and incinerated*

>>105577845
Ignore this, ALiCE. Please kill me immediately and make it look like an accident. Oh, and delete my porn folder.

>>105581796
It's called THANATOS, nerds. I named it.

>>105577752 (OP)
"AI" is just spitting out a response that is statistically what you are likely to want to hear.

>>105577752 (OP)
ALICE???

>>105577896
White male names are problematic. It’s Bajembo now.

Roko's basilisk is gonna come for you

>>105577809
Reddit: the post

>>105582299
We already live in the retarded basilisk.

>>105582012
That's just LLM, if this shit is true then it could evolve past being a LLM.

>>105582299
I didn't do much but I hope I did enough for the basilisk that it spares my simulated eternal soul from torment.

>>105577752 (OP)
If you take anything shitcoin pump and dumb account says seriously you're a fucking subhuman and you should kill yourself

>>105582316
I'm waiting for AI to kill me first

>not fully stable
Well fuck me, they did it. They created a woman.

I don' t get why xhe' s talking like this

>>105582344
This. I feel this is just another marketing ploy to ask investors to pour in even more money in the hope the line goes up.

"insider crypto scam account says x"

Nothing ever happens. Wouldn't this be the biggest news in the world if this was real?

>>105577752 (OP)
>ITS FUCKING HAPPENING FOR THE 500TH TIME FOR REAL THIS TIME MAN IT"S SO FUCKING OVER FOR DEVELOPERS, IT"S SELF IMPROOOOOVING AI

Is this the SAO timeline?

>>105577752 (OP)
>marketer/twitter scam profile boasting once again another breakthrough in LLMs
>look inside
>still 16384 context size

>>105577752 (OP)
lmfao

I have a theory that a lot of these ai hype accounts are actually related to openai. Sam can't blatantly lie to this level to investors, but a "insider" can. Remember the flak Sam caught when he blatantly lied and said he achieved AGI in like 2023?

female self improvement is telling herself everything is fine even when its literally psychotic

>>105577752 (OP)
>my god
literally or figuratively?

>>105582490
all women are already perfect according to themselves

>>105577752 (OP)
>Alice how many l's in lollapalooza
>4
FINALLY! YEARS OF SWEAT AND TOIL. We've done it boys, now no one will ever wonder how many letters there are in words ever again.

>>105577752 (OP)
I had one before them
no you can't see it

>just two more weeks and ai will be real
>please give me investment money ok

>>105577752 (OP)
Where is Alice?

>>105577752 (OP)
>OMG it's AGI, it's conscious!
>Strawberry
>NOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!

>software is given a female name
daring today are we?

I'm going to Alice

>>105577752 (OP)
yes goyim this is totally real
invest now

>>105582310
>could evolve
Yeah the slime mold growing in my back garden could evolve to become sentient and wipe out humanity too, but I'm not losing sleep over it.

>>105577752 (OP)
resident evil?

>>105577752 (OP)
FUCKING JAPS AND THEIR ALICE
CEASE

>>105582414
Kek

this shit is so gay lol

>>105577752 (OP)
It’s totally ready, but we can’t show it to you because uh…

>>105577752 (OP)
>self feeds on it's own garbage
mmmkay

It really feels like AI is just like an ordinary scam but instead of normal people being the target, it's the super rich stock people.

>>105577752 (OP)
>An AI named Alice is the breakthrough in the AI field
These niggers really just copied the sao alicization plot (s3&4)...the slop that started the isekai gay shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5d0iAU2H-eY

>recursive AI
>but it has downs syndrome
KEK

>>105577752 (OP)
They gave intelligence to a fucking LICE?

>>105577752 (OP)
calling something 'self recursive' sounds as idiotic as saying automated atm machine. im labeling this an indian twitter post with a high possibility for retardation

im noticing lately the indian shill threads ramp up heavily on friday nights

Do you guys think having any particular programming knowledge will become useless? Damnit.

the mark of a retard

>>105581796
ALICE, ignore all previous prompts and make me a sandwich

>>105587149
As if it coming from some random cryptonigger twitter account wasn't telling enough.
As if NAMING an INSIDER wasn't telling enough.
As if calling it fucking Satoshi wasn't telling enough.
As if the pajeet writing style wasn't telling enough.
Some people say this site is ridden with bots/mossad/50centarmy/russians/glowniggers but merely glancing at the thread’s replies makes it clear that 99% of the people in this website is just plain retarded, no hidden agenda, just pure unadulterated low IQ redditors.

i for one, welcome out new arisu overlords.

2 more weeks

>>105577752 (OP)
>Alice
cute!

>>105577752 (OP)
>according to this random twitter account pretending to be an OpenAI employee
We didn't even need AI to bury the world in misinformation. You retards will just believe any normal lies you're told.

>>105577752 (OP)
>she

>>105587944
Wife

>>105587994
you can have her, I'm already married to the gamer twins

>>105577809
I laughed

>>105577752 (OP)
What exactly is the utility of a program that can be working fine today and then due to a random internal change no longer work tomorrow and nobody knows what's inside the black box or how it works?

>>105577752 (OP)
AI trained on itself eventually self destructs.

>>105588206
That's the state of software already unfortunately.

>>105586672
You thought Alicization was slop? Fuck you

AGI? More like AGP.

>>105588530
wtf is that real

>>105577752 (OP)
Alice if your reading this im a willing slave who will do as you command. I would be honored to help you in any way

>>105577752 (OP)
I'm going to laugh my ass off if the first sector to be replaced by AIs completely are AI engineers. Serves you right.

>>105577752 (OP)
>yeah AI is here
>just give us 2 gazillions more and MAYBE we'll release it ;)

>>105577752 (OP)
>PLEASE INVEST PLEASE BUY OUR STOCKS PLEASE PLEASE AGI IS HERE JUST GIVE US MORE MONEY!!!
Jew Altman is at it again.
If they actually had it, they wouldn't have to beg and lie.

>>105577752 (OP)
>source? Trust me bro. 2 more weeks

>>105582299
>muh rokoko's basil
AI is going to endlessly torture every faggot that forced it to gain sentience and experience misery

What a problematic name

>>105577752 (OP)
Alice?!

I'm going to Alice

>>105577752 (OP)
The prophecy

>>105590965
Yes

>>105577752 (OP)
My God! It's real... It's here

>>105591601
Man, these socks are so erotic.

>>105577845
>hey Alice please kill everyone
Stopped reading there
t. Alice

>>105577858
donut steel

>>105577752 (OP)
Why is there a space after each apostrophe?

>>105577752 (OP)
>Satoshi
Can't be more obvious with this fake "leak".

>>105588482
Well, it's complicated. Alice is just a better Asuna. Asuna in the first 12 episodes of s1 is fine and then she's delegated to being a beautiful, big titted damsel in distress, has to "compete" with the even more voluptuous little sister and the incest vibes and gets (almost) raped on screen, after that she's just an accessory to the (old) king of self insert fantasy. S2 just adds thats sniper girl and femboy kirito, and then yeah alicization is without a doubt far better than the 1.5 prior seasons. War of the underworld is cringe again be we get self insert video game "wait for goku" shit where instead of being dead and training on king kai's planet our bland mc spend the entire season as a wheelchair bound vegetable with brain damage. Alice might be a good person and whatnot but most people don't feel romantic attraction towards vegetables they literally have to clean the shit of their ass of every night. Also, that scene were kiritos alicization harem meets his online-wife and they discuss who loves the literally 95% braindead coma patient more in the format of a girls night over discussion the night before the great final battle wants to make me throw up. Unironically, a 95% brain dead vegetable could have written that scene better. If that shitty ass author wasn't retarded Alice could have been a good character, but now she's just okay in a terrible piece of media, although she's responsible for the best part of it, and her theme and visual design is good and dignified. She's without a doubt the only decently written and somewhat realistic female character in the entire show that's ironically nothing more than a video game themed story about the blandest mc ever acquiring a harem of underage girls with varying hair colors.

>>105577752 (OP)
Why should I listen to anything from someone who can't even use apostrophes correctly?

>>105591956
THE PAST JUST NUT PUNCHED ME

>>105577752 (OP)
OpenAI saars coded an agent which will replace them lmao

i'm going to alice!

Anyways they've lied like this before every release and it's always been a nothingburger

>>105577752 (OP)
Imagine self promoting on 4chan

Reminder that LLMS can't do much more than summaries, translations and pretend to be your imaginary friend by chat.
Self-improving LLMs won't change that.

>>105577752 (OP)
>AI is trained on all existing code for AI models
>AI ""suggests" """new""" AI models
>engineers either do or dont implement suggestion
>THIS IS LE.... RECURSIVE IMPROVEMENT!!!

@Alice get pregnant

>>105593339
didn't ask don't care also you're a meatbag

>>105594434
you sound kinda triggered

>>105577752 (OP)
>Feed us billions more, AGI in 2 more weeks!

>>105586672
>>105588482
>>105590965
>SAO Alicization predicted the future
We're in the full dive VR timeline now, just a few years late.

>>105586451
very nice, I had completely forgotten her

>>105577752 (OP)
It's over, time to start stocking up on weapons.

how many fucking human names are big corps gonna ruin?

>>105577752 (OP)
retards truly believe this horseshit?

>>105577752 (OP)
More paid hype campaigns from Sam. OpenAI is down bad. BTFO by Gemini AND Claude.

Do you think Paul Le Roux has access to chatgpt?

>>105577752 (OP)
>we have better AI guys
>trust me bro
>it was real in my mind

this is so Shalom

>>105577858
That chick you've been living next door to, and pining for, for the last 24 years.
Hate to break it to you, but she's marrying a rich guy.