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Previous: >>105687302

I have never worked with jeets

Feels good to live in Eastern europe

learn a trade

>>105700928 (OP)
>Writing computer code in a paper notebook
Dumb bitch

>>105700950
I just managed to get a job at a company that doesn't have a single jeet among 40 employees. Never seen that before. Garbage domain and meme ai tech, plus heavily woman-dominated company and I know how fucked up working with women can be, but I am looking forward to starting this anyway

>>105700950
>team gets new scrum master
>she's a jeet
>HER NAME IS LITERALLY RAJEETA I SWEAR I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP
>dark swarthy skin and unintelligible accent
>she's responsible for creating user stories
>but she's a jeet and cannot spell english
>whole team sits in agony while she tries to sound out basic English words but still spells them incorrectly
>i m p l u m e n t
>s i n c r o n i s e
>p i p e l i g n
>m a i n t a i n a n t s
>on and on and on
>someone else volunteers to create the stories because we're literally wasting 15 minutes every meeting watching her make spelling mistakes and typing at 10 wpm but she refuses and we end up spelling all these words out for her
>has been going on for 3 weeks
kill me now

>>105701145
who cares retard, just use Ai to fix the typos later

>>105701159
The typos aren't really the problem
The problem is we have to suffer through her incompetency every meeting. Do you know how agonizing it is to watch an illiterate jeet type for an hour?

>>105701159
low iq take
>>105701145
who cares retard this is time you're paid to sit around doing nothing and you can even blame her for being incapable of speaking and writing when anyone asks why your progress is slow while you deliberarely stop working on issues at the speed you used to (so long as at least one more person in the team is in on it OR you record at least one meeting to back your story)

>>105701145
Sounds like your business office made the correct hiring decision. Wasting your time with bullshit is the foundation of agile. It sounds like you have some concerns about our industry-standard practices; let's chat about this offline, my calendar is up to date.

All Mighty thank you for everything, please guide me and give me strength to protect people.

>>105700798
Good luck anon (unless you're indian)!

>>105700928 (OP)
That famous headline is fake. No, that woman did not write all of that per hand. Those are printed books with different versions of the same code that the team she was part of worked on.

https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/s/k7ivrGruQy

>>105700928 (OP)
Moon landing is fake.

>>105701145
In a real world she'd be fired for failing to speak English, and then the person who hired her would also potentially get fired for incompetence.

>>105700928 (OP)
For some reason it makes me find her hot. Or maybe I just have a thing for geek girls and I didn't know.

So what happened to the loser jannies and mods that got doxxed in the hacks? Did 4chan "hired" new ones or did the old ones continue working for the site that cucked them?

>>105701145
>someone else volunteers to create the stories
It's always unfortunate when someone fixes an underperformers mistakes. It will allow her to stay afloat. Proper thing to do is force a bad person to ask for help, never pre-emptively help them.

>>105700928 (OP)
>software engineer
Anyone using that term would have been laughed at in the 1960s. Being a programmer then was much more of a blue-collar thing.

>>105701441
Not really, a ton of positions required math (cs didn't exist yet) PhDs

>>105701329
Cope, seethe, etc.

what drives you, /twg/?

>>105700928 (OP)
how the fuck do you focus when you work remotely? I took a hybrid job but they're making everyone work remotely for 5 months while they work on the office
I want to die, I can't stop procrastinating

that's it anons, i'm going to apply to other companies, fuck this place, don't even care about interview anxiety, i hate this place more than interviews

>>105701441
Anyone using that term is still laughed at
Only non-devs and code monkeys trying to elevate themselves use that title

>>105700928 (OP)
I can fix her

>>105701661
She's already more fixed than anyone ITT will ever be, such an observation so obvious that it should of gone without saying.
FACT

>>105701532
Receiving a salary.

>>105701536
>how the fuck do you focus when you work remotely?
You just buckle up and focus on achieving goals.

Helps if you can pick the more interesting shit.

>>105701329
>Those are printed books with different versions of the same code
Makes sense. I was always wondering how tf could they fit so much code on Apollo computer back then. This never made any sense.

>>105701145
stop correcting her typos
>i m p l u m e n t
>s i n c r o n i s e
>p i p e l i g n
>m a i n t a i n a n t s
if it werent a jeet these would be very cute tbqh

>talk with my boss next month
>gonna bring up why company is hiring someone externally with higher seniority instead of promoting me
How fucked am I anons?

>>105701536
>how the fuck do you focus when you work remotely?
I simply just have a dedicated space for work. You know, an office. I go in to the room and close the door and when I'm done I leave.

>>105701869
>next month
good one, don't forget, you are under the boot forever. Go be the external senior candidate elsewhere.
>>105701536
you don't
>>105701335
at this point only flatearfers believe the moon hoax

>>105701869
The unfortunate truth is, as the other anon says, you have to skip town and be the external senior peson somewhere else. Perhaps you could swing just a title change so that you could truthfully put it on your resume, then use it to get the external position with a real salary increase.

>>105701869
You need to bail asap

>>105701869
You need to start immediately interviewing for other jobs. Unfortunately, this is expected behaviour these days. Just hire a new person with less company seniority instead of promoting someone who's been with the company a while. If they cuck you out of a promotion like this, you have to leave, or they'll abuse you forever.

>8am to 5pm, 45 minute commute both ways
I’m tired boss

>>105702208
45 minutes is nothing pussy

>>105702087
>>105702103
>>105702122
Why do I need to bail?

Looks like I'll need to wfh for another week or so...
If I don't go in soon, they're going to take away my assigned desk

>>105702261
>I suffer more than you, I'm the best wagie!
do ameritards really

>absolute shitshow after releasing a major new feature that wasn't properly tested and had changing requirements every single week
>everyone incredibly mad and frustrated at work
>boss comes to my table during lunch break and compliments my temper
>I was thinking about walking into the ocean and never coming back

>>105702208
i used to commute 2 hours ONE way for my first job

>>105702311
>Outright get told by your boss that you're not worth it in their eyes, they don't appreciate your work, and that they're optioning for a rando they don't even know to fill a role you could.
Fucking hell anon, get it though your head. If you're this dense then maybe they're right not to choose you.

the 8 hours working day is OUTDATED and SUCKS
FUCK YOU ALL

>>105700928 (OP)
I am going to kill myself

>>105702378
I don't even hate eight-hour workdays (although technically mine are 7.5h). I just don't want to do it in an office and I don't want the times to be fixed. Maybe sometimes I can effortless do nine hours, sometimes only six hours.

>the 3rd party produced shit that can't be used
>project over deadline and budget
working off the clock to get things done
I hate programming so fucking much

I hate my job, and especially my manager, to a point where I'm now scared to even spend my salary on fun things in case I either get fired or I leave my job.

Saw a bunch of hate and warnings about data science last thread. I'm not trying to be some FAGMAN, phd, giga LLM developer, but just want some extra oomph to my resume in addition to some projects so I've considered a masters in data science.

Any thoughts, or is it doomed with AI as well? Or will I be jeeted the fuck out of any possible jobs? I already work with too many, so I guess I could learn to live with it.

>>105701869
The grass is always greener on the other side.
You will always be a bitch to them. Same happened to me and pretty much every coworker of mine.
Couple of years ago they hired some guys that were supposed to be hot shit to work on new features. Well they are both fired and we had to fix their mess.
There's a new version of the website in the works and surprise surprise, they hired an external team of "pros".
I've been slacking off since them and doing the bare minimum and I genuinely don't give a fuck about the company. In fact I actually enjoy every single time there's a major fuckup due to management retardation.

>>105702208
>>105702369
>these are the anti-urbanization NIMBY normgroids who say everyone should live in suburbs

Are there any EEs here who work on data centers? I have my PE but no direct data center experience.

>>105702311
I meant if you want the raise, your best, most likely to succeed option, is to get another offer.

>>105700928 (OP)
would ;_;

>>105702374
It's a bit more complicated than that. It's not like I'm the only employee this applies to, although I do consider myself to be the best performing one even if it sounds arrogant. Which is why the decision is even more puzzling

>>105702560
Yes , PE in power I assume?

>>105702630
And it's also not like I'm getting fired. Neither are any of the other employees. Neither are we expanding. Neither are we filling in any gaps. The whole situation is just super weird

>>105702630
You need to accept that they don't actually appreciate you (or your coworkers for that matter), you're a unit of production, nothing more, nothing less. You're doing the function you're hired for and they don't want to change that. Understand, many businesses and management structures look at the business as something you plug people in to do the _thing_. Its not about expertise, or growth, its about filling a need, and removing you from your current position would create a gap so they're hiring externally as not to do that. Again, unit of production, nothing more. In structures like this you will not advance up if you're not in an administrative role.

>>105702706
All of that is nice and logical from a business perspective, BUT: >>105702674

>>105702630
The business' incentive is to never be dependent on anyone, so they will often kneecap their existing employees and try to cycle in new people. It won't be different anywhere else unless you can luck out being a founding engineer at an early startup. Also, these jobs are basically fake and mostly exist as a form of UBI, hence why they are always bringing more and more people in. If you're not getting fired just stay unless you desperately want a raise.

>>105702716
The fuck does that do with anything anon? How is this going over your head? If you promote someone in to a role you don't fill a gap, its a lateral move for the business as you filled a position and also opened one up, a net nothing. But hiring externally fills a role without making a new gap. Businesses who approach things this way do not promote.

>>105702630
I have seen many others suffer your fatr and have been there once myself. I had LOTS of metrics along with my boss's own testimonies to back this claim up.
I learned the hard way that businesses don't give 2 shit about optimizing results, hkeeping good employees, improving business outcomes, or anything. It's all a vanity production line for the execs.

>>105702733
That explanation makes the most sense so far. Does it still make sense to bring it up or will it make things worse for me?

>>105702759
imho if you care for advancement, the best thing you can do is always welcome more people. It demonstrates that you understand the game instead of being an ego-driven autistic.

>>105702781
trolling or retarded?

>>105702706
>and removing you from your current position would create a gap so they're hiring externally as not to do that.
Yeah, this right here.
I may be as good or even better a some random senior guy when it comes to creating something from scratch, I can compete with them at this level, but they cannot compete with me when it comes to working in the legacy shitshow, that's why they will never leave me leave as long as this thing exists.

>>105701389
Given it was only out for a week its probably mostly the same people. Cant rehire everyone in such a small timeframe.

>>105701536
Quit your job and give it to a decent person who can only concentrate when working from home and is severely distracted when working from the office.

>>105700928 (OP)
> Assigned to new project
> Goal is to adapt for a new client a stack developed in our jeet office during the last 3 years
> Open random file
> First thing I see is picrel
> They use it like this: arr[INDEX_NUMBER_ZERO] because they think the 0 in arr[0] to access the first element of an array is a Magic Number, and Magic Numbers Are Bad

It's gonna be a long summer

>>105702814
>that's why they will never leave me leave as long as this thing exists
I think you didn't get the post lmao. You're literally too good at the thing so you'll never get a promotion either

>>105702891
lmao

>>105702631
Yeah, I do mechanical and power systems stuff for buildings.

>>105702891

>>105700928 (OP)
Look at those ankles. She has nice legs.

>software outage happens
>software teams create slack channel to coordinate fix
>customer service team finds the channel
>immediately starts spamming channel with irrelevant customer complaints
why are they like this?

>>105702936
>She

I'm sorry, anon.

>>105702954
they didn't have hrt in 69.

>>105702909
what do you want to know about data centers? Its probably fairly similar to what you do except just more industrial sized air handling, higher voltages etc , which is a bit different .

Also there are going to be different teams that handle different parts of the data centers. In my experience the substation team is different from the power duct bank teams getting the feeds to the building, etc.

There are companies where htey just shit out data center designs because its fairly standard stuff once you know whats going on and what the requirements are for power

>>105702983
How much does it cost to build and operate my own data center
T. Startup founder

>>105702942
Maybe try writing software with no bugs if this bothers you.

>>105702995
Ignore the engineering and construction cost, how do you plan to afford megawatts of power lol

>>105703016
Do I need megawatts? Maybe I should've specified, I need to handle like a few million active users and it's mostly CRUD plus a bit of AI slop.

>>105703016
"data center" can be small scale.
Some fags are running pretty big shit in their student apartments, at least here get their electricity bill in the rent which is cheap.

How much brain damage / head trauma do you think someone can take and still be an effective tech worker (SWE)?

>>105703087
All of it. All the brain damage.
Pajeets prove it.

>>105703043
>>105703027
the other anon was talking about industrial sized data centers, I know nothing about deploying a couple racks of servers for personal use

Did'nt 4chan run off of like 4 mac minis

>>105703112
>Did'nt 4chan run off of like 4 mac minis
No.

>>105703112
>>105703156
Also 4chan has an active user base of like 100k users at best.

>>105703156

>>105703176
>25m monthly unique users estimated at multiple million daily unique users actually

>>105703273
Stop believing everything you see.

Is anyone who did some Snowflake certifications ITT? I'm looking for free mock exams.

>>105703287
>believe random fag in imageboard instead
how about no

>>105703297
b8 or retard?

>>105703287
that actually happened tho. moot was the biggest iToddler of all time

>>105703305
Why? Examtopics costs money. I want the pirated shit. Or am I retarded and all possible questions are already open? It's my first Snowflake certification, for Azure, they're very much not freely available.

>>105703328
Thanks for answering

>>105703283
>daily unique users actually
That's not active users, retard. 99% of this is lurkers

>>105700928 (OP)
humans were never on the moon

>>105703342
You're a little special aren't you

After nearly 4 months of trying, another FAGMAN recruiter has contacted me for an interview. Took fucking forever. Let's see if I can get far enough in their process. I need an actual good paying job. I know they have it easy.

>>105701743
Apollo code was hand woven. curiousmarc on YT has a very long series where his team restore the ground and flight comms systems and get them to communicate.

>>105701536
lol. lmao.

>>105702891
For me it's
arr[(int) NULL]

Real agile has never been tried

>>105703495
lolololol

>>105703287
4chan wasnt always super huge. it definitely doesnt run on that shit NOW but keep in mind once upon a time 4chan really was just moot getting btfo of something awful and going "i'll make my own Anime Death Tentacle Rape Warehouse except it wont cost 10bux to join"

>>105703857
It was definitely big back in 2012 too.

Remember when a mod claimed that 4chan runs on ARM Mac Minis now?

>>105703301
>>105703316
Was moot's name also Roland?

https://www.flickr.com/photos/roland/4346342237/in/photostream/

>>105702261
It all adds up you smooth brained knuckle dragger. That's almost 2 hours a day of your life gone. There are wage drones out there who're near giddy for traveling an hour and a half just 1 way to their jobs.

Its all designed to waste your time and stay a happy little worker =)

>>105702378
It is outdated and unnecessary other than social pressure.

bros, what is an AI engineer?

I've started disregarding anything resembling a command from anyone I don't report to it's been pretty great. I am happy to help a coworker or fulfill a request but if the PO janny asks me to do a story, I not only say no but say I am going to work this other one instead. Coworker tells me there is a bug? Ok, fix it yourself not my problem. Cyber says this isn't compliant? Don't care you have a fake job

>>105704102
>he

My trannydar works both ways.

>>105704102
lmao they couldn't find a picture of him that wasn't ultra-punchable? something tells me the nog might be, dare we say, BASED for removing this "man" not just from the gene pool but from the job market and tech sphere?

>>105701809
>being retarded and having less literacy than an elementary schooler is cute
Disgusting. Pathetic.

>>105702378
Are you some zoomoid who thinks doing more than part time work hours is some unfathomable torture, or a workaholic retard who actually wants to do 10+ hour shifts under the assumption you'd enjoy that and the greater number of days off in between?

>>105704230
>being retarded and having less literacy than an elementary schooler is cute
Yes.

Why are "tech" people so terrified of pic related?

>>105704249
Because Windows is awful.

>>105704249
because it ia to tech what hcfs is to nutrition

>>105700928 (OP)
>white people made at Mexicans who do manual labor
>white people made at Indians doing technical labor
boo boo, do it better for less then. we’re all waiting. it’s white people who are doing the hiring you idiots. who should you be mad at? do you get angry when another white person gets your job but is paid less than you? I guess this assumes you have a brain and can think to begin with.

>>105704249
>make low IQ brown OS
>bolt a high IQ white feature onto it
>wtf, no one is using it?

>>105700928 (OP) (OP) #
>white people mad at mexicans who do manual labor
>white people mad at indians who do technical labor
boo boo, do it better for less then. we’re all waiting. it’s white people who are doing the hiring you idiots. who should you be mad at? do you get angry when another white person gets your job but is paid less than you? I guess this assumes you have a brain and can think to begin with.

>>105704253
But it's what all the normies use so it's the main office consoomer OS and likely the largest number of machines an IT dustman would be supporting/maintaining??

>>105704249
I like it but I'm also enough of a retard to like C# and Blazor.

>>105704249
>define %path% in a script
>it changes it for the entire system and crashes every process at once
thank you microshart very cool

Current job is pushing the return to office again. I went to look at the job listings and a good portion of them are asking to see my personal git hub. Don't get me wrong, I like my job, but I have other responsibilities and passions besides programming. I work to live, not the other way around. I can prove my knowledge all day long but I cant get an interview without this prerequisite. Do you guys have personal repos you actually maintain? Should I bite the bullet and create a repo and fill it with AI slop just to get the box checked? I just want to work remote bros

>>105704249
Because it is literally fucking retarded you cowshit-eating jeet

>>105704299
>Do you guys have personal repos you actually maintain?
I haven't really been maintaining them but I do have a couple of projects on my personal GitHub account. One even has some tens of stars.

>>105704319
Is this real? Can wintards actually not remove directories without going through context menu hell?

>>105704299
you work remotely by providing value to a company without the need for personal meetings. how are you providing value with AI slop?

>>105704379
Leveraging AI to increase the blockchain will create unforgettable user experiences

I have automated most of my cooding and dev workflows to cursor prompts and built myself an interface to review and check changes on my phone, so now I just spend most of my day away from the desk. It only gets annoying for meetings since I obviously have to be there and stationary

>>105704385
how many job interviews have you had? I have had around 12 jobs since I started 8 years ago and was always interviewed by a PO and lead dev or architect, never by HR or an upper manager.

>>105704428
bot post or jeet? place your bets now!

Does the army provide any CS related jobs ? Something that transfers over to the world of business.

>>105700928 (OP)
would

>>105704451
I am a freelancer, I have a new project once every half a year or so, I have had 50+ job interviews in my career. I have seen it all. now who the fuck are you?

>>105704472
>continued nonsequiturs
Uh oh, looks like "jeet" is leading the polls!

>>105704480
stay unemployed, loser

>>105704498
>thinly veiled "muh TC"
And JEET wins by a mile!

>>105704509
see you on /adv/ or /r9k/ asking how to an hero when you had enough. just remember how you brushed off actual advice given to you. bet you are an incel too.

>>105704379
I don't use AI slop in the professional setting. I was just floating the idea of using it to populate a repo so that recruiters stop black balling me. I thought that was pretty clear

>>105704388
>interface to review and check changes on my phone
Is this actually possible?

>>105704527
Is he going to do it? Is he going to post his hands!?

>>105704388
Post it.

>>105701536
1. Get a dedicated space.
2. Do a concentrated 8 hr in 2 hr.
3. Goof off rest of day

Trick is getting around the absentee check system and not putting in more effort than you will be rewarded

another day, another dollar

>>105704580
Lol name literally one reason why he should, assuming it's real in the first place

>>105700950
Lucky you. I'm considering quitting tech altogether just so I don't have to deal with these absolute retards.

>>105704472
Bro thats not even me you're replying too, you got derailed by some other fag. I've had 3 jobs in the past 8 years. I worked in office at one job, until covid and got to work from home 2 years. They started pushing for the return to office, and I got a new job, and didn't need to show any personal work. I had 2 interviews, one from the recruiter and another from the leads of the team. After 2 years, my old job was begging me to come back and promised a permanent remote position. I took it and a year later they are doing the return to office push again. That's why I am looking for another remote job, but in that time it seems like the recruiters started requiring personal work to show else you get passed up.

>>105704540
yeah it's called chatgpt

>>105704625
ChatGPT doesn't edit compile and execute your codebase tho

Here's my damage report so far
>unemployed since January
>doing some volunteer work to excuse the gap in resume
>Started interview for a company on 1st May
>had the final 6-hour in-person interview on 2nd June (interviewed multiple rounds for a solid month)
>The company takes until today to complete referral checks
>just got to know today that they VIDEO CALLED my referrals!!!
>wtf.jpeg
is video calling referrals common these days or something? Now I am panicking if they said anything negative about me

>>105700928 (OP)
These generals are going to disappear soon

>>105704249
no thank you, I'll take the black one.

>>105704230
>Are you some zoomoid who thinks doing more than part time work hours is some unfathomable torture
This. Any actual argument tho?

>>105704102
Is "gentle" what they call autistic these days

>>105704686
Why?

>>105704674
>had the final 6-hour in-person interview

Fucking what! Every year these applications, job interviews, barrier for entries get more ridiculous. Been considering just going back to industrial factory work until my automation business lifts off so I dont have to deal with these people. Also, good luck anon.

>>105704674
bro what fucking shithole are you from

While for some reason Nixon and Gandhi did not hit it off, his predecessor President Lyndon Johnson made much of her first visit in 1966, a few months after she became the Prime Minister.
Much has been written about the bad chemistry between the then US President Richard Nixon and Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi. Princeton University Professor Gary J. Bass quoting from the newly declassified White House documents said they revealed a "stunning conversation" between Nixon, Kissinger, the then-White House chief of staff H.R. Haldeman in the Oval Office on June 17, 1971.
Even before Indira Gandhi's state visit on November 4 and 5, 1971, Nixon made vulgar remarks about India and her. "Undoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world is the Indian women, said Nixon repeating "Undoubtedly" again in a venomous tone.
Nixon showed his racist mindset and said, "The most sexless, nothing, these people. I mean, people say, what about the Black Africans? Well, you can see something, the vitality there, I mean they have a little animal-like charm, but God, those Indians, ack, pathetic. Uch."

REALITY CHECK: If you're unemployed rn, you completely deserve to be jobless
I am so sick of everyone blaming layoffs or AI for them not having a job. Every third post on here is how it's so impossible to get hired and how all the SWE offers are going to people using invisible AI to cheat. Most of you are so self righteous about not cheating because you arent even smart enough to confidently explain the answer if it was given directly to you.
I have no shame in admitting I used an ai tool to pass my Google and Microsoft interviews. For the 75% of the questions I got, I didn't need AI assistance. But it definitely saved me ass for the last 25%. Is everyone on here so fobby that you were never taught "if you can't beat them, join them?"
Don't you realize that interviewers are essentially operating under the assumption you'll be "cheating" and asking questions to double click and test your understanding more so than to see if you memorized the right question. The questions are purposely hard to weed out people who are just reading an ai generated answer. If you're not using ai, you're just collateral damage of the new way we interview and that's why you're unemployed.
If you're actually a good engineer, these tools will get you offer letters. If you're a bad engineer, there is no tool on the planet that's gonna magically get you offers. It's gonna be obvious as fuck that you're cheating and don't understand the answer you're giving. The way I see it is it's never been easier to get offers if you're actually a good engineer.

>>105704373
>>105704319
>try to run linux commands in powershell
>blame powershell when it doesn't work
The absolute FUCKING STATE of this board.

>>105704749
You're good if you are not switching fields or starting fresh from university
>>105704819
United States of America

>>105704892
Ah yes, who doesn't love the beauty of REAL powershell commands
Get-ChildItem -Filter *.txt | ForEach-Object { ([System.Management.Automation.PSObject]$_).Properties['Name'].Value | ForEach-Object { Write-Output $_ } }
What the fuck is this shit

>indians took all the software jobs in my city

Damn.

>>105704674
Makes me think they're looking for any excuse to deny you so they can get those sweet H1Bs.

>>105705007
I am the H1B guy lol

>>105705017
then you are the enemy

>>105703746
This! People keep contaminating it with traditional waterfall or hybrid methodologies that get in the way.

>>105705047
Real agile will never be possible your retard, because product deadlines are inherently incompatible with core agile values

>>105704674
Nigga you going to make nuclear bombs? I know people who didn't do half that shit with security clearances and access to alphabet soup agency heads.

>>105705021
I am taking no ones job. Is the video referencing thing common tho? It was the first time I heard of it.

>>105705092
>I am taking no ones job
you always are. every h1b is a job a domestic person could have done.

>>105705064
Wanna know what REAL agile would look like?
>your team completely determines what it does
>your team is completely crossfunctional meaning you don't have to wait 2-3 business days until that other team fixes their shit
>every sprint you actually ship something
>there is almost zero documentation needed because everything speaks for itself
>nobody blames anybody and the team constructively improves when it fucks up
>no external approval for decisions from outside the team needed
>everyone works at their own pace without burnout
>pointless stories and tasks don't exist
Sounds too good to be true? Because it is.

>>105705087
they make things that are on the security side (like in fintech) but nothing major to warrant a head of operations calling your past work place

>>105704674
>>105704749
>>105705017
>>105705092
>the jeets woke up
isnt it only like 4am there right now? why are they posting already?

>>105704993
>descriptive commands that say what they do
LE BAD
>tar; grep; dig; df; ds; less
LE GOOD

>>105705131
>needing to type 30 verbose words to do a ls *.txt
>le good
Sar pls

>>105705101
there's like 2 people on the planet that can do my job because of how niche it is. I shot myself in the foot when by specializing in it.

>>105705102
>every sprint
Real agile isn't constrained by preestablished time tables like sprints.

>>105705152
>there's like 2 people who can do what I can

So using a toilet?

>>105705158
>he thinks a sprint is a constant unit of time
Filtered

>>105705165
yes. specifically, the material that toilets are made of

>>105705087
Kek'd. You'll see a lot more of

>please provide a 15 minute introductory video of yourself
>please complete this 2 day task
>please attend this 2 stage interview
>please complete another task
>If successful and if you align with our values you'll get a final interview with the dev team manager, hr and the CEO

None of my previous jobs had half of this.

>>105705127
>comments I dont like must mean they're a jeet

lmao, fuck off

Is he wrong?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rybS3VJCqsc

>>105705188
Yes
>bro just adapt quickly to major paradigm shifts and refactorings
Lmfao how does agile have any impact on this at all if there's only two ways to go about it, nuking the project or nuking the team

>>105704993
>coping this hard
You have no reputation to uphold on 4chan, kid. Just admit you were wrong.

>>105701471
Fraud

>>105705227
Coping about what exactly, it's not exactly a secret powershell is convoluted verbose shit. The only people it gets le "omg it's kino" reputation from is winshit devs with PTSD who discovered chocolatey and package managers only recently

>>105705145
>>105705131
>>105704993
>>105705241
case in point
the average bootcamper techbro wannabe is incapable of actually using a computer without importing 9001 libraries and churning their tasks through AI while they're at it

>>105705329
>here let me just use this nice little alias-ACK
gci : The term 'gci' is not recognized as the name of a cmdlet...
More like KWABashell

>>105705329
>AMD

>>105705378
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/powershell/module/microsoft.powershell.management/get-childitem?view=powershell-7.5#notes

https://ss64.com/ps/get-childitem.html

>>105705329
>wangblows
trigger warning that shit

>>105705329
WHy there is SO FUCKING MUCH TEXT let me jsut VIEW THE LIST OF FUCKING FILES

How do wintoddlers deal with this shit without getting cancer, on god

>>105705329
>use command
>giant fucking red warning because you didn't type out an entire novel
Do microsharters REALLY!?

>>105705404
>sucks Microshit and powershell
>doesn't even know using aliases is a heckin bad practicerino
Lmfao

>>105705329
how did u do this ? windows doesnt have a terminal......... the gui is the shell.................

>>105705329

>>105705329
I don't smoke enough crack to understand this nonsense, can a winejeeta walk me through what the fuck this retard is trying to do?

>>105705329
wtf is gci

>>105705329
That has to be the most retarded syntax I have ever seen in my life.

>>105704993
Why not just install Python and import an npm module for this?

what do if I entered late into a startup with a no easy to scale product and a management team hellbent on proving it wrong but never telling how we're actually suposed to do it?

>>105705329
You are a retarded nigger and I revel in your failure.

our CTO is delusional, this company is doomed

>>105701347
>In a real world she'd be fired for failing to speak English
apparently this is just as fantasy as a world where I have 5 eyes and 3 penises

>>105702378
It is absolutely retarded that work is measured in hours rather than output, and it seems antithetical to the existence of middle managers. You'd think it would be either
Strong management:
>Manager and team define the goals for the day/week/month/whatever
>Manager tracks progress and metrics and shit for future reference
>"Oh you finished early? Neat, see you next week."
>"Oh you're behind schedule even though we don't have any blockers? I hope you didn't have weekend plans."
>Manager adjusts future productivity goals based on this period's performance and their personal assessment
Weak management:
>Manager makes sure you show up to work, and then jerks off in his office for the rest of the day
>Work on poorly defined tasks
>Maybe the work gets done, maybe it doesn't
>Go home after 8 hours regardless

But somehow we ended up with the working culture of the latter with the micromanagement of the former. Why do we go to scrum meetings? What's the point of sprints? Why are there so many managers if our work is supposedly already defined in the aforementioned scrums and sprints? Why is Office Space a documentary? This is all clown world bullshit.

we love c# here

>>105705329

>>105705846
I've been coding exclusively in Python and JavaScript for 3 years now. My soul is dying.

>>105705839
It has to do with labor protections. A manager can't force a worker to work weekends or deduct pay based on shit performance legally. Even if it could be done legally it would enable gigantic exploitation rather than merit based work.

The 8 hours of jerking off and doing nothing is pretty common. You have 2 meetings of an hour, then you have maybe energy for 1-2 hours of programming and the rest of the day you just read articles or occupy yourself with something.

The sprint and scrum sessions are utter shite. They keep using managers that do not have a tech background and of course it leads to things being poorly planned out since they do not understand what they're even trying to plan to begin with. At very dysfunctional places you have a 1:1 ratio of project managers, product owners, software architects, scrum masters compared to the people carrying out the work.

>>105705102
It can not happen because that means workers need to get along with each other, get along with the boss and also don't mind adding value to the company. Typically people are pissed at each other, passive aggressive and around 30-40% tries to get by doing as little as possible.

It's either that or hardcore micro management places where all employees are ass kissers who are fearful of speaking out about anything. These places are actual hell, you have to be a giga normie to find this acceptable.

>>105705839
perhaps then the Free Market should invent a company where employees are incentivized to actually work instead of sit in the bathroom and play gachas on their phone for 7 hours and then cram through every task in the last 50 minutes (the final 10 are spent writing status reports no one will read)

>>105704102
> what is an AI engineer
Probably machine learning engineer or data scientist who got the ''AI'' title to make it more trendy.

>>105705915
aren't you afraid of becoming stack-pigeonholed?

>>105705987
Kek. There is no incentive because the ''Free Market'' is like a slavery system. You own a company, or own stock and are therefore entitled to its profits. Not the employees who realize those profits, they are just cost for profits. If your only job is to provide stakeholder value, then it's in your best interest to do this with as minimal effort as possible. This is because you're just a fixed cost to a business.

>>105706032
Should the business not be trying to get maximum value from a given cost center? Could it be that there is not a "Free Market" anymore, and just a bunch of oligarchs with no interest in doing actual business, instead abusing financial instruments and the businesses they own just being farces to appear legitimate to taxpayers(consoomers)?

>>105701145
>>105701220
This.

You should rejoice at incompetent management that everyone hates. If the whole department gears up against a manager expect the entire output to drop off very fast. Depending on how fast upper management sees the issue(s) you can get a very comfortable work week where you'll do a few hours of work each day. The incompetent manager will get blamed and gets the sack eventually. This might sometimes even go on for close to a year. Then after that you'll get a new manager, he needs to work in, needs to get the department productive again and you'll get a slow restart for another half year where there also isn't expected all that much output wise.

Try to avoid being a centerpiece in all the unfolding drama though. Sometimes this is impossible but be sure to engage with other departments and with HR so everything is documented properly and only use official channels. Otherwise you might get screwed.

>>105704743
Because tech jobs are going to disappear kek

>>105705131
>mnemonics bad
>symbols copied from unix + long, retarded function names and flags that emulate real programming languages good
kys immediately, retard

>>105706261
tech jobs are still around. they just been all moved to india, china, and south america.

>>105700928 (OP)
Anyone here with experience with Filipinos?
How are they? As bad as Indians?

>>105706032
cooperatives exist though
speaking of which: why do unemployed retards not start a cooperative? is it just because they are all lazy af?

>>105706334
mexican asians.

i literally just got replaced by Claude.

i saw a coworker add the mcp claude stuff to our repo. there was only 2 of us. 1 week later i got fired.

its already over bros. i was a fullstack dev but i doubt ill get hired again. on every job site every job gets 1k applications instantly. i have 10 years exp but i doubt it matters

>>105706340
>mexicans
>low iq
>but soul

>asians
>high iq
>but souless

So...?

>>105706032
>>105705987
actually, before the Federal Reserve, and during the Gold Standard under the Federal Reserve, we didn't have to work that much. And our wages still let us pay for a house, a family, and other living expenses. That's what happens when you have a healthy economy with healthy money. Instead, all the wealth is accumulated to the elites just like it happens in every jewish controlled communist marxist society, which is why they got kicked out everytime. America is about to do the same thing soon, and then you'll see life improve for everyone. No more 40 hour weeks unless you want to.

>>105706351
theyre both without the good parts.

>>105706334
>Anyone here with experience with Filipinos?
The women are only interested in partying and having sex.

>get a random email outside of working hours
>expect some weird IT issue since I am an IT guy

>it's an entire year-long email chain about pest control contracting

If I spend a lot of time /sqt/ answering people's stupid tech questions, do you think I would be qualified for a help desk job?
I have an associates degree in "IT programming" and I'm enrolled to finish a bachelor's in CS but I don't think I want to bother completing it because of the absolute state of the job market, I just wanted to be eligible for internships.
Compared to most other programming/CS students I've interacted with, I have better social skills, hygiene/grooming, and I'm not ugly, which I hear is what employers look for in a help-desk role, and my associate's degree courses taught me a lot about networking, troubleshooting, hardware, etc. which isn't in the usual "pure" CS curriculum.

>>105704230
>being retarded and having less literacy than an elementary schooler is cute
pic rel
It's cute when it's an attractive white or asian woman. You must be low T if you lack the masculine urge to protect/help (or take advantage of) cute retarded girls.

>>105706322
Thats literally what I said.

>only full time help desk employee for 350 employee utility company, and backups if i miss a call (which happens often, they have other duties and being help desk is not their primary job)
>calls come in multiples, only option is to pick them up and tell ppl they are being put on hold
>can't let any calls go to voicemail, otherwise penalized
>if my backup people are busy (which is often) then they can't get the calls I miss
>can't use bathroom if I don't have backup
>Boss has had me on PIP for 7 out of 10 months I have been here
>desperately want them to get rid of me so I can go on unemployment
>have to ask for PTO a month in advance (not other employee in my dept needs to)
>had 5 ppl originally in team, now down to 4 (1 person retired, I am the youngest person in team), it has taken them over 8 months to find a replacement
i am going into the trades, fuck tech

What is the next move for comfy work with no interaction now that tech is no more?
I'm thinking CDL. You can cope all you want about automation but critical systems like driving a multi ton machine won't be automated for longer than you think and then it'd be time to pivot anyway
Another alternative I see is pivoting to accounting or actuary. You can cope agaib about automation here but that'd be a r*ddit wrong opinion again
>inb4 ackshully a 3 year recession with no end in sight is normal and not indicative of an obsolete field

How do we solve the book problem, /twg/?

For too long, people have been compiling information in easy to access volumes. They aren't even encrypted/one-time-pad protected or tracked via blockchain. It's a travesty that information is so trivially easy to acquire. How do we get books to be properly controlled and e-books to be criminalized? (e-books that can be copied for free, so they are an especially large vulnerability to information security)

>>105706471
>I'm thinking CDL.
As someone that was a OTR driver for like a year, no its not lol
>no interaction
fucking lol

>>105706471
I like programming and I'll always be programming and doing sys admin stuff. The indians stole our jobs and everything got outsourced yes, but I'm going to make this work.

>>105706471
>I'm thinking CDL.
nope. that is an INCREDIBLY jeeted up "industry". also
>no interaction
except for every time you pick up or deliver anything and several times along the way, assuming you don't end up working for a port or something and just do short-range trips in town and have tons of chatty boomer and literal crackhead zoomer coworkers

>accounting
a definite maybe but you are likely to end up working at H&R block doing shaqueesha(white w/ dreads)'s taxes for a dollar over minimum wage
and again
>no interaction
lol retard you're handling one of the most intimate parts of someone's life and potentially recommending changes to their habits

Then what do you guys suggest I just wanted to be comfy I just wanted to coode from home in peace but I know it's over once my current gig is up

>>105706533
Unless you're a woman, there are no "comfy" jobs left.

As the job market gets progressively worse, only thing left will be manual labor, retail and other shitty jobs no one wants to do but need to be done to keep society running.

>>105706533
if it was comfy they wouldn't have to pay you for it.

>>105706471
>tech is no more?
you guys are shortsighted af and braindead

>>105706600
Jeet opinion discarded pls poo in loo rangupta

>>105706609
you could have asked to clarify or for alternatives, but instead decided to say some retarded shit
enjoy unemployment and NEETdom, I guess

>>105706617
Do the needful sirs pls sirs

Learn a trade.
Alternatively work at Costco, they pay like 30$ hr now

>>105706552
>>As the job market gets progressively worse, only thing left will be manual labor, retail and other shitty jobs no one wants to do but need to be done to keep society running.
In this kind of society, thats the lowest of the low. Slave labor, as long as we get slave money.

Move to Japan.

It never fails to amuse me that somes peoples' backup plan ITT is unironically driving a truck or becoming a plumber.
>Comp sci didn't work out, hand me the plunger

>>105701145
Why would you correct it? Just let her make the mistakes? Is it your job to correct them?

I have a decently bad cold, and I'm schedule for office today, should I just not go and wfh? I don't know what their stance of this kinda stuff is lmao do they rather me go there and be a contagious nigger or stay home aaaaaaaaaaaa

>>105706676
They are not Brahmin like us, Ganesh

>>105706675
How

>>105706471
Boy, if you think tech has been ruined by jeets, just wait till you hear about trucking.

I have an online interview tomorrow, how important is dressing up my office/desk to look Hip And With It?

>>105706676
What alternatives do you think you have

>>105706676
I think those are the ones that studied CS for the money instead of being passionate about tech. which is a good thing because those are precisely the ones that should go fuck themselves.

>>105706676
I, for one, posture about homebrewing alcohol, doing fashionista alterations to clothing, or getting into custom hardware

>>105706929
Go back

>>105706949
go back where? why me? you are the one who should go back to >>>/utwg/ lmao

>>105706929
This kind of elitist autism is always hilarious to view out in the wild

>>105706889
I'm really good at math so if SWE doesn't work out for me, I'd study for the actuarial exams. That's my plan B, but I've also got plans C through Z and none of them involve sticking my hand in someone else's toilet.

>>105706958
It's not autism it's sub-18yo redditards with underdeveloped worldviews that chug the tech industry's specific brand "we're a family"-tier corpo Koolaid and miss the single fact that no one gives one tiny fuck how you feel about anything. Least of all your job.

>>105707001
>love for tech = consoomerism
>we
tell me how I know you've been brainwashed by /g/ and have never actually have had a real job

>>105700928 (OP)
looks like AI

>>105707001
Meds.

I keep forgetting to tell recruiters to ask me for referrals... Am I doing it wrong by waiting for them to ask me?

>>105707079
No, you should definitely be sending the phone number, email and social security numbers of colleagues that trust you enough to be your referral to random jeets in India that are pretending to be considering you for a job.

I'm so glad I have a wfh job but I really want a better salary. Should I just plow through the shit in this economy trying to find a new wfh job that pays more? Or is it just a fools errand now

>>105700928 (OP)
>would've

>>105706929
>muh passion
I remember being 13 years old once upon a time long ago in a universe far, far away

>>105706600
>af
what does this mean?

>>105706533
Night shift security or something idk.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO QUIT

>>105705836
It's clown world. If we're lucky this is just hell and we all died after 9/11.

>>105707157
keep seeting lmao

>>105706929
The exact opposite. Think about it logically. If it was about muh money they would not choose truck driving or cleaning toilets (occupations that pay nothing but keep your mind fresh to program what you want) instead of something like law, medicine or finance (something that pays a lot and keeps your mind numbed and ragged, with no time or energy to program)

>>105704249
ImNotTerrified -Ijust SimplyHate |WhoeverThought.ThisWas.A.Good { Idea $_ }

>>105704993
>>105707571
>winfags reinvented perl
fucking kek

>>105705180
Whoa, are you a ceramic engineer? That's what my boomer uncle majored in. I remember roasting him when I found out (he did semiconductor stuff so I had always assumed he majored in electrical engineering). I was like lol what the hell is a ceramic engineer, that must be some old people shit ahahahahaha.

>>105706414
>If I spend a lot of time /sqt/ answering people's stupid tech questions, do you think I would be qualified for a help desk job?
Yes, but I would be surprised if you managed to get an interview in the first place. Job market's fucked.

>>105700928 (OP)
Why are you posting disinfo?
>Hamilton in 1969, standing next to listings of the Apollo guidance software she and her MIT team produced

>>105707482
>Think about it logically.
judging by the responses, I doubt it. it really made them seethe a lot
also, if you have ever done any kind of physical job, you'd know that you'd have no energy left for anything and your whole body would hurt.
and usually the kind of do shit only for money are the useless ones or the ones that want to make music or some meme shit like that.

>>105707482
they dont think about white collar trades because they know that they would have to study something in school for real, and are much too lazy (or stupid) for that.

also this thread occasionally sees people chimping out saying that if they were able to pass a coding bootcamp then surely they can just go become a DA, surgeon, or accountant (someone itt has already mentioned accounting as a "comfy" job with "no interaction"!)

>>105704319
>>105705329
>sissyadmins think they should be paid for this shit

>>105707715
they say they do this but they still click buttons in 20 year old menu mazes instead

>>105707482
Truck driving pays decently well. Cleaning toilets probably not so much. Either way you'll want to kill yourself at the end of the day.

>>105707657
>scrubbing toilets
>trucking
>>>physical demanding work
meds, now
this is why everyone calls your b8 so easily

>>105707708
You're having schizo delusions again. Call your nurse fast before you hurt yourself again.

>>105707741
not if what you want to do in life is program and you can finally do it instead of tying together meme apis to make ads go faster 12 hours a day then do """jobsearch""" 15 hours a day for 2 years for the next job while every penny you worked your ass ofd for disppears, repeatedly, until you wake up middle aged, owning nothing, and about to go homeless.

>>105707782
Sounds oddly specific.

>>105707759
You just proved you've never done any physical labor before

0.4 Seconds left on the clock in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. The coach looks at you. I'm the coach. I look at you and say, kid, the balls coming to you. What are you going to do in that moment? Are you going to trip on your shoe laces and dissapoint your mom. Or are you going to show out and put a parade on in your city yeahhhhh. If you'd do the latter, you are welcome to join G7. If you're G4 like Adin Ross you can still watch and try out again at a later date. G7. It's a Mindset, you know?

Trucking is a mentally taxing job that gives you a meth addiction that you have to hide to keep your job.

Computers are freaking gay lmao imagine making a career out of them lol

>>105707841
I accept your surrender

>>105707864
Only if you do the high-paying trucking jobs (i.e. long-distance hauls). Alternatively you can also make near mcwages and not be mentally drained

Driving for your entire shift sounds like hell desu

another day with 0 responses has begun. need to write another 6 applications this month

>>105707915
Same here. Greetings from Sverige.

>>105702311
because it's a cartel, their is a gentlejeet agreement not to raise salaries duh. How do you think $T companies come into existence?

>>105708120
>let's not raise salaries
>but let's also hire an expensive person even though we don't need anyone
That line of thought makes zero sense.
Objectively speaking you could raise like 3 salaries and buy a cheap junior/mid if you want a retainer to play it safe, but hiring someone externally who's more expensive than most of the employees in that area but will have zero knowledge for a while is pure retardation

>>105707759
my mom used to clean toilets
I've talked to truckers about their jobs and they fucking hate it because it destroys their bodies
you have no clue, retard.

>>105704102
The negroid gentleman read one too many Ted Kaczynski books

>>105703857
4 macs can get you 2TB RAM and over 100 cpus, more than capable of handling current day 4chan. I did a stroll down our k8s config, our 1000 uservices have a smaller hw footprint than that but the "architects" insist on gifting $M every month to the cult of amazon.

>>105704591
this, but it's far more tiring to half ass my job than actually doing it properly

>>105708241
Back in the day, four Mac Minis got you eight cores since those were all Core 2 Duos.

>>105705158
this, agile is literally the opposite what the atlassian and/or scrum salespeople tell everyone. 25% of the manifesto is dedicated to the cause, it is right at the top and people -intentionall?- still miss it
>Individuals and interactions over processes and tools

>>105705839
you don't understand your job. Do you think anyone would care if the webshit you work on disappeared overnight? First and foremost your job is to inflate MBA egos, this is why you need certs and do humiliation rituals instead of GettingTheThingDone. Lording over a horde of PhDs gets the MBAs willy feel funny

>>105708328
My past job would unironically cause mass chaos across the entire country if the service we were building and maintaining disappeared overnight.
Too bad the pay was shit, now I'm working on some meme project nobody cares about but it's comfy and I get paid 30% more kek.
Such is life

>>105708328
>Do you think anyone would care if the webshit you work on disappeared overnight?
Considering how upset our clients get over any downtime, yes.

>>105708177
they could pay everyone the higher salary, they just opt not to, are you retarded? They make a profit on each and every employee

>>105706833
Can confirm. I worked as an underwriter for a short time writing coverage for truckers and every other application had a Singh or something-andeep.

I always charged them 10% more

>>105701743
>I was always wondering how tf could they fit so much code on Apollo computer back then
I'd assume the printouts are the commented source, not the assembled binaries.

https://github.com/chrislgarry/Apollo-11
Someone want to print it out and see how high it stacks?

That's probably also 15x11" form paper in the photos which makes it a bit more massive. Though we're just seeing it from the side.

>>105708399
Did you retard miss the first part where they hire someone much more expensive? Where exactly is the profit here?

>>105701329
she was brought in like 1 day before for a photo op. basically the first dei hire

>>105708213
You are the worst larper I've seen in ages.
I have done both myself. Whqt sucks about being a teucker is having to live in the cab off gas station sushi during long haul. That's why I changed to port duty instead. 0 difficulty, pays OK though nothing like long haul.
I was a highschool janitor for years part time while studying cs. Best job I ever had, pay aside.
Larp harder.

My manager is on MY ASS with language policing
I've been calling JIRAs "tickets" in conversation for 10 years across businesses but now it's apparently something I need to stop. She's getting aggressive about it as well, interjecting today with "JIRA, not ticket. If you want to work with tickets go serve at a deli counter". What the fuck

>>105708503
reminds me of sailors and all their autistic words for normal things

ITS NOT A DOOR ITS A HATCH ITS NOT A WALL ITS A BULKHEAD shut the fuck up sea boy

>>105708465
they make 9x on the new guy, while continue making 10x on the old cucks. The cartel won't give you a meaningful raise and make it difficult to switch to keep everyone under the boot.

>>105708522
>open the hatch door, hal

>>105708503
tell her it is Jira and not JIRA and has been for like a decade now

>>105708503
Tell your manager that they're called "stories".

>>105708556
Here's a story for you PAL
My FIST
Your FACE

In the US they'd say
"Here's a story for you NTSC"

>>105705839
Ok hear me out. Scrum except tickets are bounties that pay out when completed.

>>105708625
*Jiras

>>105708522
It's not gay it's the navy.

>>105708625
This encourages developers to hide bugs in their tickets for easy future fixes

>>105708625
Look up "perverse incentives".

>>105708643
Finding bugs gives a payout and negates the bounty.

Look you motherfuckers, don't you realise time based pay is so much better for the worker than outcome pay?

>>105708658
>gives a payout and negates the bounty
How does this make any sense
So you get paid a bounty for deploying a function and then lose it if there are any bugs?

>>105708658
This depends.

If you're a great performer, you'll be better off with an outcome pay. There was a story about a guy who sells phone contracts in malls on commission and ends up pulling a six-figure salary out of it.

If you're not a great performer, you'll be better off with a time-based pay, since you get paid the same for productive and non-productive time.

>>105708665
Yes.

>>105708658
>generously disregards ownership
>profits are unpaid wages
employement aka wageslavery should be abolished, every employee to the last janny should be compensated as a percentage of the profits.

>>105708703
>every employee to the last janny should be compensated as a percentage of the profits
Suppose business goes down. Should the owners be responsible for the losses, or should the employees be responsible too?

>>105708822
they are the same, everyone is responsible to the extent of their share %. What even is the scenario you are thinking of? Business goes bankrupt, assets get liquidated, life goes on

>>105708658
depends on the quality of the worker. I did sales engineering on a time based pay and my success completely changed the company. If I had a normal 2% commission rate I would have made a few millions. Instead I made a few tens of thousands and got fired when I asked for a raise.

>>105708822
the owners are not responsible for any loss dumbass. What rhe fuck is wrong wirh you.

>>105708822
>Should the owners be responsible for the losses
Lol
Lmao even

>>105708503
I would either call her out on the spot for being that rude or report her to HR

>>105708482
This sounds more reasonable. If trucking also included loading and unloading then yes, that could wreck your body, but just driving shouldn't ergonomically be any worse than sitting in an office chair coding.

>rebut ignorant commies
>they burst into tears and resort to ridicule and profanity

>>105708822
Look up what "limited liability company" means. Hint: the "limited" in association with "liability".

>>105708876
>I would either call her out on the spot for being that rude or report her to HR

the same HR that is responsible for covering the company's ass? Your boss? The chick who fulfills the important quota of females in mgmt? Is this your first day?

For real, someone in that position is already lost, at best start documenting the microaggression to cya

>>105708503
send her this

>>105708938
If you have that correspondence written down, if the HRoasties won't help you, then escalate further. Don't know what's going on in zogland, but surely there are some rules that still apply.

>Company on high alert for malware/phishing etc
>Whenever there is a breach of a large, or similar company in our sector we send out a newsletter to remind all staff
>Last night
>A member of IT STAFF plugs in a usb and runs 28 years later.exe and gets himself kicked off the network
We're in the early stages of banning all USBs, but this is the cherry on top. They aren't plug and play. This person navigated to the drive, extracted the movie from .rar and then ran it. Is this 2005? Who is getting "movies" as .rar these days?

>>105709023
Further proof that IT support is always staffed by monkeys.

>>105708981
let me tell you what happens. You open a ticket/jira somewhere, perhaps even a whistleblower report. A roastie takes a look, see a seething incel complaining and trying to ruin her day. Ticket/jira gets closed. But you are fully convinced the truth is on your side and you re-open the ticket/jira. Roastie gets frustrated and escalates to their boss someone is trying to be problematic in this big family. You might get a ping on slack out of courtesy but expect an unscheduled mtg invite without any meaningful paper trail. You will be sitting there with multiple people reprimanding you for making a girl sob gently hinting to drop the topic or face disciplinary actions. Obviously the ruling class will be covering the others back. There is a single (you) against all of them, what do?

>>105704274
If they're so good at making things why are their own countries shitholes with hardly any real industry?

>>105704591
>absentee check system
There's no such thing. It's all vibes. Give good vibes and you're fine.

>>105704249
it's great. I use it on both windows and linux. "tech" people are afraid of something truly powerful and used by real tech people.

>>105707741
I enjoyed stocking shelves during uni. If I ever become unemployable in tech, I will stack shelves and start smoking cigarettes again until I die.

>>105709144
Bad argument because bureaucracy is a thing and not related to technical ability.

>>105709170
>using powercuck on Linux
grim

>>105709023

i like that they played it on company hardware during company time

Can someone please explain these fake jobs women have. I'm a level 2 support but we wear many hats. I'm providing support to a women in finance who can't log into the system. "If you share your screen for me" doesn't know how. "If you run the file" what does that mean. "We have an alternate login page for testing" what does that mean. Her job is so narrow in scope. All she knows is follow the path. Login and input numbers. Maybe reply to an email. Yet I guarantee this person is paid a lot more than me

>>105709255
>women are subsidized by men so they can be brainwashed to spend on slop no sane men would touch and can disintegrate the nuclear family in one go
what do you want to know exactly?

>>105709255
ESGpoints go up.

>we wear many hats.

I slept like 5 hours and I have to go to the office today
god fucking dammit

>>105707741
>Truck driving pays decently well.
Nah, not any more. Especially not for the amount of work it demands. Trucking used to be the go to job lower class americans could do to earn lots of money, but its not the 90s any more.

>>105709197
shelf stocking seems more likely that it will disappear because of automation and AI as well

>>105709500
>>105709500
>>105709500

>>105702983
are there companies hiring remotely now?

>>105704591
I do billable work. I am pretty sure most people aren't legit slaving away for 8 hours every single day. If you work fast you can get it done by noon

>>105700928 (OP)
>wrote
helped writing*

>>105705422
>type command wrong
>get error
>blame the operating system and the computer
retard

>>105707715
>lintroon laughs at powershell because it requires typing in a command correctly just like any linux terminal