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Previous: >>105700928

Considering biting the bullet and going back to school for nursing.

Alteast I know i'll be 100% employable if I decide to work in the medical field unlike in IT.

learn a trade
go the japan
>>105709522
honestly, at this point a life of crime seems the most enticing.

i just want to live a quiet life innawoods and not have to work anymore
is that so much to ask

>>105709562
why can't you do that? If you have to support a family that's understandable, but once you are free of your responsibilities just quite schlomo. You don't even need to go full hermit mode, sell your overpriced downtown property and go to bumfuck nowhere, install solar and starlink and order/but groceries in bulk and do whatever

>>105709559
a life of crime does sound attractive but the health insurance isn't that great.

>>105709583
cant do that in my shithole country

>>105709562
>live a quiet life innawoods and not have to work anymore
Motherfucker what do you think you're going to be doing in the woods if not working to survive

>>105709638
chillin

>>105709522
was thinking of becoming a pharmacist myself

>>105709583
Do you even know what life costs today? If doing this legally of course.

>>105709559
>go the japan
They won't take you.

I love my job, even though the other guys on my team are idiots.
You can love your job too, anon.

>our benefits
>parking lots
It's getting grim

>>105709683
I heard pharmacy sucks. Mostly because of hte pay and the fact that you gotta deal with the same exact customer base you'd be dealing with if you were working in IT (retarded Baby Boomers)

>>105709705
I can't because the only idiot on the team is the manager.

>>105709705
I liked my job but it was outsourced overseas.

>>105709723
The average pharmacist pay in the US is $64.79 an hour and you can pretty easily open your own shop. Then you don't have to worry about interacting with clients anymore. Also, while in IT the retarded boomers think they know better than you, in healthcare they worship the ground you walk so it's easy to get them off your back. The main problems are hypocondriacs, crazies and the senile, but you make a lot of money off the first group since they're happy to buy your entire inventory in a sitting.

>>105709705
I am not brown enough to love my job. What's more, I value hygiene.

Please... no more indians
Thats all I ask for
Is that so much to ask

I love my job and even my workmates, but I hate my manager

Higher unemployment than sociology majors

>>105709773
And remember: unemployment doesn't count people who have been looking for more than 6 months, have given up, or work part-time burger flipping gigs.

>>105709773
Hilariously ironic

Indians wont take your job but someone who uses them will

>>105709787
Great post actually

Hey if you want a job just learn how to program HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>105709848
Yupppp *sip* that didn't age well.

>thursday
HOLD THE LINE

>>105706352
A lot of western Europeans already have it better. All of their jobs have 25 vacation days, mandatory work holidays and so on. Some jobs are also 36 hours with the extra 4 hours being added to vacation days so they have like 40-45 vacation days per year. Then there are also more social systems in place if you were to lose your job.

Yes you make more in the US and a lot more if you count big tech. But there's a trade off for that.

>Applying to Nvidia (I have no expectation of getting this job but that's not the point)
>How did you hear about us?
>No "I use your products" option
>No "You're the most valuable company by market cap" option
>No "I saw Nvidia in the news" option
lolwut

>>105709743
You will have clients that will bash you for changes in medication because greedy insurance kikes demand that you prescribe a cheaper alternative.

Yes most boomers have been thought not to question healthcare professionals and will happily obey. You'll also have some problems with druggies trying to get prescription medication. Some might break into the shop for chemical compounds as well.

Lastly you will also have annoying phone calls with doctors especially if they're prescribing something retarded. You still need to check a doctor's prescription and if things seem off or irresponsible you'll need to call.

>>105709522
watch in 10 years when boomers all die off, suddenly nursing becomes just like tech. you cant win. been considering it too lately thoughbeitever

>>105709872

Kind of a misconception. Since they are paid so little and work is drawn out like that they have to work until they're 70. With a high paying US tech job you can retire at age 35 with the same standard of living. Kind of a devil's bargain but if you think about it they're basically part time Dollar General workers, nobody ever said you HAD to work 40 hours in the US, you always had the option to live humbly and earn less like they do.

monthly goal:
>10 applications
>0 responses

>>105709691
yes? My expenditure is basically groceries + family. I have multiple lifetimes of slop to consoom in my backlog already. What do you even need, economy class flight ticket is cheap af for muh vacation if you really need that photo in your feed. Thank god I'm a man and don't have made up health issues to spend $$$ every month
>I will never own a golf course, a yacht, a brand new bmw
I'm so sorry for not contributing my part to the economy

>>105709944
It's comfier than you think. I get paid 85k as a 25yo out of the the state cucks me down to 50k after taxes and insurances. BUT those insurances include health, joblessness, pension, etc etc etc.
Cost of living is also lower so you can save up a decent amount of money each month.
We also have zero student loans so that's not an issue either.
Depending on how you live, you can this save up for a house and straight up buy it in your 30s, or get a loan and comfortably pay it off until you're 50.
Retiring early is indeed not really a thing but from what I've seen ameriburgers don't have that either unless you work at some unicorn as a high ranking employee or FAANG

>>105709872
>Then there are also more social systems in place if you were to lose your job.
the european social net is so lenient you can not work a day in your life if you choose. for some strange reason, in all these countries the tax rate is nearly 50% and there is almost no possibility for an ordinary person to crack 6 figures. you can be a doctor living in a 900 sq foot condo. sounds great. and the best thing of all? there is no trade off for it, it's just about being a decent frickin human being for pete's sake.

>>105709902
Yes makes sense. A lot of this is not really "your problem" once you grow enough to have a shop and employ people though. Insurance, the premium you charge and your employees will deal will breakins and thefts, druggies and doctor calls. Angry boomers will have to go to "the manager" though.

learn a trade

>>105709944
False. Pension is still 63ish years when it is 68 in north america, and they make enough to buy houses in most (not all) cities and countries, and to save up for retirement.

>>105709899
I imagine they added that question back in 2005 and haven't touched it again.

>>105710026
a lot of european "houses" are just tiny, expensive condos. actual houses are just as expensive as american houses.

>>105710050
Lmao look at the burger talking with his paper houses

>>105710068
given the choice between the 350k dollar 900 sq foot condo right next to the immigrant housing project, and the 4 bedroom paper house, i am choosing the latter. europeans could maybe understand that we have our differences and enjoy different ways of life ;)

>>105710026

Pension where? Most euro countries are raising their retirement age due to insolvency. I wasn't even referring to social security, you can easily retire early in the US due to our much higher incomes. The fact that you depend on a "pension" is the entire point, that's shackles and chains buddy.

>>105709944
If you want to earn more in Europe and retire early you can work as contractor / your own consultancy. It's more risk vs reward. Billing is in the range of 100-150 / hour, so earning 250k+ euros per year is possible. The tax climate for business earnings is a lot more favorably in most countries as well compared to being a full time employee. You lose a lot of those rights you have as a full time employee and have no entitlement to unemployment or compensation for sickness unless you take out an insurance for it.

> with a high paying US tech job you can retire at age 35

Yet the ones making those astronomical amounts are an extremely tiny portion of tech workers. Most of them are 35-40+ since lead devs, principal roles, senior architects earn the really ridiculous amounts.

>>105709989
Over here in my country (Netherlands) early retirement is very rare if people remain in full time employment. The ones who start for themselves in any profession in their 30s do make an amount of money that enables them to retire early. Most still don't as they get quite addicted to the earnings.

>>105709989

The only reason Americans don't retire at 45-50 is because they are idiots with their spending. I'm going to easily have enough by age 40. If you think about it it's the materialism and consumerism that enslaves people, if Americans were content with a European standard of living they could work far less.

>>105710088
I noticed how you haven't mentioned the price of the paper house. I wonder why kek

>Manager is (once again) giving us a "friendly reminder" to come into the office more so we can listen to him argue with his wife on loudspeaker twice a week
Could be worse I guess

>>105710107
>>Yet the ones making those astronomical amounts are an extremely tiny portion of tech workers.
as opposed to high amount of europeans making 250k euros a year? give me a break. this is like a top 0.1% income in europe lol.

>>105710136
where i live is considered a moderately expensive place to live, and it would run about 400 here. to give a price on it is a little complicated since they vary massively in the US. it probably varies quite a bit in europe too. but point being european houses are smaller and in the city in general, and the ones that arent are pretty expensive too.

im so tired boss

>>105710228
>where i live is considered a moderately expensive place to live, and it would run about 400 here
Why are you lying? Show me a single listing in your area that matches this

>>105710342
the problem is every single project manager puts everything in the red

>AI AI AI AI AI AI AI AI
I'm so fucking tired boss

It feels like every workplace is starting to go to shit. My team just got back to me after I replaced my manger, never told me this shit before but then randomly went like "UHMMM YOUR BOSS USED TO HELP ME WITH X YEARLY WHY DIDNT YOU HELP ME LAST YEAR AND THIS YEAR???" and im just like you fuckers you never told me about this. Like how the fuck should I know about YOUR operations. Seriously? Starting to become the scapegoat for everything and at this point I'm really like alrighty sure. I don't give a fuck give me SWEET RELEASE ALREADY.

Got a first engineering meeting with the company I'm joining in a few weeks. Yes they made me attend without paying me.
Anyway, they're pretty immature for a tech team, though they don't seem too retarded or hopeless so that's a nice change of pace.
But they use a thing called 'linear' for project management. Wtf is this and should I run for my life?

>>105710346
theres a free website called zillow where you can actually look this up yourself. for example, you can put in the filters and scroll on a map to mass (the most expensive state to live in) and find results.

when europeans look at american houses to compare prices they only look at cities they have heard of which are the highest possible col and then think everything costs over a million. this is retarded. again, americans dont all live in cities and a lot do not want to. europeans tend to forget that we commute.

>>105710446
You should find a job somewhere else and let them deal with that themselves.

>>105710472
>and find results
Yes all I find are absolute shitholes to live in or rundown shacks
Please post an example of a decent 400k house lmfao

>>105710472
>mass
>most expensive
Retarded or really bad b8?

>>105710472
>it's cheap if you live where there are no nobs
>I wiiin!

>>105710481
my bad, one google search showed it was number one while a follow up shows its actually number 3. i take everything back.

>>105710479
>>105710487
yes this is a completely honest, good faith dialogue we're having but im done now.

>>105710479

This country isn't just LA and NYC dippy

>>105710519

>3.3k sq ft

You could fit 20 Europeans on peasant salaries up in there

>>105710511
>dumb zoomer can't even read or check sources anymore
Truly the end has come
https://www.voronoiapp.com/economy/Mapping-Price-Parity-by-US-State--5264

>>105710477
I think that's what everyone is doing. I dropped the ball on so many things this month because idgaf anymore and I'm just waiting for the sweet release. Reading on here though, it seems like every workplace is starting to get the blame game and AI AI AI replacements and shit. I was thinking of moving internally but I don't want a target on my back before I even get into something.

>>105709922
Yeah but consider that Amerifats are becoming so unhealthy that as the generations raised on seed oils, vaccines, microplastics, and glyphosate-laden cereal drenched in chemical tainted bovine lactation starts to age - they will get sicker and require 24/7 care much faster than the boomers. I'm thinking half of gen alpha will be in nursing homes by their mid 30s.

>>105710519
>Inman
based and Piedmontpilled?

>>105710396
what is the whole point. i dont get it. also why is that one guy driving with his trunk open

just had an interview and i think i botched it

>>105710629

The Greenville-Spartanburg area is very underrated

>>105709584
shady underworld bullet remover doctors are probably cheaper than real ones at this point

>>105709559
Cooking meth isn't even that hard

I'm currently doing jr sys admin stuff at my work. Getting severely underpaid with little to no benefits but the job is easy. Is it worth doing a support level 1 role that has wfh for 12-14k more annually with benefits? Will this impact anything career wise? Anyone else done this

My brain says do it and it's better money so I should take it. Would be from 55k to 68kish.

>>105710939
GET OUT OF SYSADMIN QUICK MAN ITS EASY NOW WAIT UNTIL YOUR COMPANY REORGANIZES AND NOW YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF LIKE 5 DIFFERENT THINGS, YOUR END USERS KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF THEIR OPERATIONS, AND YOU'RE A SCAPEGOAT FOR EVERYTHING DONT WALK RUN RUN THE FUCK AWAY THIS JOB ROLE SUCKSSSSSSSSS

>>105710826
>what is the whole point
It's a instawin ticket to get higher share prices and VC money. Just like crypto was a few years ago, just like apps were a decade ago, just like social network was 15 years ago.

>>105710939
dont listen to autistic cooooders with no understanding of how computers actually work, sysadmin chads stay winning and enjoy very good job security. only bad part is you're a cost center in 99% of businesses so even if you make money you as a worker/department will always be strapped for cash and have to fight tooth and nail for basic tools/upgrades. but if you dont give a shit or can work with junk like you're a poverty stricken college student with a big pile of hand-me-down gear you'll thrive

>>105710978
oh no no no son it's less about computer it's more about people. don't even work with something with people. they will fucking throw you under the bus even though they fail to even articulate what they want. FUCKING RUN RUNNNNNN

>>105710960
i knew that, im just trying to understand why the text on that TikTok™ is what it is. though the spirit of the video is intelligible, what "this" refers to in that sentence is unclear. the point is... the ability to put up billboards? distracting people whilst driving?

>>105710978
>>105710952
I should mention that while I'm doing this level of work, my title is something like it technician. I literally have access to everything infrastructure wise except services and websites. But even so it still feels like it jr sys admin. I've applied to other places and no one responds back .

Do I really have to start writing real cover letters

>>105710939
Anon support roles are dead ends
And holy fuck do you talk to some morons

>>105711014
NO JUST QUIT AND RUN RUNNNNNNNNNN RUNNNN IDGAF IF ITS EASY THATS HOW THEY BAIT YOU THE MOMENT YOUR BOSS LEAVES THATS IT IS OVERRRRRRR

>>105711014
The AI that auto rejects your resume will be the same on that auto rejects your cover letter

>>105711022
I'm talking to morons now in person too. 50 person organization and there's just the it director and me. Allegedly the new job is about 8 tickets a day supporting people within the company themselves.

>>105710342
We need to ban indians from tech.

>>105709723
I hate boomers so fucking much

A few of my coworkers are bossy corpo slop slurpers but the rest of my team is chill including my boss. Pretty funny ignoring these fags then having my boss tell them to chill when they escalate

>>105710996
It's a sarcastic comment on that the whole point of driving is looking at billboards

If we're just going to keep posting race stereotypes, I might as well redpill the truth. The best workers are unironically African Americans, the types that drink starbucks lattes, wear a polo, They never chimp out, they're super respectful, and they're pretty knowledgeable at what's going on but never have a huge ego.
You may say asian or whities, but I've seen a SHIT ton of them get overly aggro, they usually have a superiority complex and they'll just try to huge dick their way through fucking anything. They're usually lacking in either people skills or technical skills and overcompensate a lot.

>>105711114
This tranny wants to get dicked down by his black coworker

>>105711114
That's cause we AAs got away from the ghetto for a reason. However, the downside is that someone like me isn't trusted or respected by managers to do something important. To this day, I always get managers who still are surprised by how smart I really am at programming and sys admin. I truly think being black is a curse for me in this field. Even though I've literally released software products that I even have on my resume.

>>105711130
shittalk me all you want, you know it's fucking true. lmfao. you wanna keep racebaiting because you don't want to accept the truth.

>>105711133
Yeah you basically have to crank your "being nice" factor to 100 or you're the first getting shafted, that's my impression at least. It's insane what some people get away with

>>105711134
Ok ma'am (sir)

>>105711165
Nope, tried that. They take advantage of you even more. Literally "yes massa" mode is a bad thing to do as an AA in the office. You have to have a spine to stand up to decisions but then you're towing the line of being seen as "problematic."

>>105711133
>I am a bottom scraping ape
>worship me because od my skin color
why are you shitskins always like this?

>>105711177
I never said that, dumbass. I do the same amount of work if not better than the senior devs cause Ive been doing this since I was a kid, and yet I still get asked if Im capable of doing x task despite me delivering four big projects on my own. It's like they forget you're competent or can't accept it.

>>105710939
Support level 1 so basically helpdesk? Even if it pays a bit more, it's probably a pretty terrible choice if you want to progress into something else.
I'm not sure if helpdesk really qualifies as experience for anything else except windows admin work and maybe some basic networking.
Most windows sysadmins I've met so far who came from helpdesk only know how to wrangle windows, nothing else really. Some have probably never written a line of code.

>>105711176
The nickelodeon black is redeemed fully young sirs are pre programmed to understand this powerful of the black nerd

>>105710939
Just get more azure/aws and stay the fuck out of helpdesk

>>105711195
This sucks man, I'm 1099 right now too so I get fucked over which is why I'm desperate for a new job with more money. My responsibilities would go down for sure and it's like a 20% bump to salary. Will it really hurt my career long term?

>>105711224
Yes
Help desk is useless
It's also why the IT field is a horrible field to go into cause hell desk is the only entry level position yet gets you no experience to do anything anyone wants

>>105711114
They are chill and actually like tech versus the others are usually just autists who turned to tech as escapism

>>105709500 (OP)
I have a feeling my manager is using some advanced tactics to see if I'm at my computer in the morning, working.

>get told to do a task by manager
>I message a group (my manager is a part of) about the task being completed
>the next morning he asks me about the task
>tell him I messaged the group
>oh must've missed it

It's like some advanced plausibly deniable probing. This isn't the first time either. Sometimes he'll book meetings at 9am with me when his calendar is completely free the whole day, while knowing I don't like starting work before 10am.

Managers of /TWG/
Do you do any of this?
Have you heard of these tactics?
Why the passive aggressive route?

>>105711275
I have a director who I swear did this to me the other day. He's in vacation for 3 weeks. He asked me to check and identify a fiber cable in the server room was multi mode or single mode. He never responded to my message after informing him. I think he wanted me to come in so he could check the camera in the room. But I may be overthinking it.

JIRA stories need JIRA points!

>helpdesk
Janny
>devops
Janny
>HR
THE Janny
>Servers/IT
Janny
>internal cybersec
Believe it or not, Janny

Imagine your job being a glorified janitor.

>>105711114

Nah, blacks are too lazy, even the smart ones. They can definitely be chill guys in tech but that's part of the laziness they're not actually all that into it. The only 10x's I've ever met were white men because they're the only ones autistic enough to straight up identify with their work and product. Even elite jeets are simply there to make a buck and go home. The occasional white man will go home and dream about his work.

Decided to do a masters in the hope that the job market will be fixed by then. FML

>>105711297
That's a good thing. I'd rather a well rounded employee who still gets shit done then an autist who wants to redesign everything from day 1 and won't learn to relax.

>>105711184
You do baby shit and are treated better than any white person. Because you get treated with kid gloves you want even more because you're a stupid and greedy nigger with an extremely overinflated ego.

What position should I look for next coming from being a "level 2" help desk? Are there even junior administrator positions anymore?

>>105711326
Level 3 help desk
Anon thats all help desk gives you experience to do

>>105711326
Stay in tier 2, it's max comfy. You might step into tier 3 but honestly I find around there is solid enough if you don't really have the drive for anything.

>>105711275
yea, that is a very common tactic they use. You're not crazy.

>>105711313

Not necessarily. The guy you want to be buddies with isn't necessarily your best engineer. I'm not saying I want to be friends with these people, I just know they were holding the entire company on their backs. They were the ones everyone goes to for answers and got 80% of the team work done.

The worst person in an office is the micromanaging timewaster, who combines annoying autism with lack of productivity both. The 10x is annoying, but very productive.

>>105711114
>>105711133
would agree but a lot of the time they're huge dorks without being nerds (i.e. they are turbo uncool but not particularly knowledgable)

i dont want some urkel-ass motherfucker working for me

>>105711345
Idk if an engineer can't curb his autism, I'd argue it isn't worth it.

>>105711350
Urkel was a hella good inventor anon

>tell recruiter I'm free wednesday afternoon
>they schedule an interview for tuesday morning
why are recruiters like this? is it just the innate need of the HR roastie to flex?

>>105711350
>>105711202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAVqB2bc_vw

>>105711291
That is quite strange... He didn't specify why?

Usually people who are trying to cover up something are more wordy, so they'll give an explanation why they want a task done.

My manager saying he must've missed up really stands out. Normally people want to be seen as very diligent - they're admitting to being non diligent. Very suspicious.

He also probed for a status update on a colleague I was doing stuff with. Not cool.

>>105711357

You need him to be autistic, but on a leash. Think about how dull and annoying most of this work is. Anyone who somehow finds it interesting and is passionate about it needs to be utilized to the max. Because everybody else is grinding along in depression.

>>105711321
shut up, jeet. I know there's an indian behind that post

>>105711367
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAVqB2bc_vw
kek literally me

>>105711370
He did not. He copy pasted some AI slop on how to identify the cable and posted like a little form on the bottom he wanted responses to. Like a quiz. I just showed him a picture of the cable we have in storage that is the same type and closed the ticket.

>>105711370
Sirs? How do I display my diligent.

>>105711386
Cope and seethe, nigger. I'm white as snow. Kill all shitskins.

I'm going to copy my boss and accidentally keep "forgetting" to do important shit. Wish me luck! :D

Why do you guys willingly deal with recruiters in the first place?

>>105711409
they have shit colored snow where you're from, jeet?

>>105711424
I need to update my LinkedIn badly. I tell like I'm messing up by not having it

>>105711424
they give me jobs at least until this year, where they say they sending me to a someone then never call me back. I have a feeling most of the jobs in my city are held only by h1b visas sot he postings are fake. even the recruiters are being scammed.

>>105711429
I wouldn't know, they teach us to shit in toilets inside and not in the streets in my white culture, nigger.

>>105709500 (OP)
Not gatekeeping this gem anymore as I found a job:

I slowly built a network of jeets with freelance websites like Upwork and when I found a job I liked, I directed all of them to flood their application portal with bullshit resumes. One jeet would be instructed to apply for two hours a day with fabricated resumes and depending on how badly I wanted the job, I'd point multiple jeets to the same website. I can't actually confirm numbers, but one of them reported to me he put in 400 resumes in one week.

I'd do this for about a week, and then completely stop. After 5 business days of silence, I'd simply put in my real resume. This confuses the HR Nancy - "Finally, after all this bullshit, a REAL resume!"

After they get what I am guessing is 1,000+ resumes and the noise shuts off, they receive mine. It landed me more interviews in the past, and now I have a job.

>>105711424
because i apply on indeed or whatever and the email back is some recruiting firm instead of the company itself

>>105711455
this is probably larp but i know a guy who does this on kijiji. he sockpuppets to lowball people and then gives a still low but at least resonable price on ghetto costume jewelery

>>105711455
Say what you want about jeets but atleast they're up for anything lmao

>>105711455
obviously the downside of this is you need some money to do it. I'd haggle with the upwork jeets because they are fully aware of what US based people are willing to pay, but I'm also aware of how far the dollar goes and how many biorobot indians are willing to work for $8/hr.

its also time consuming, but so is manually spamming my resume by myself with indeed/linked in

>>105711455
No need for jeets, use GayI to autoapply

Kinda curious, what's your gameplan for after getting fired? Mine has been going full into my own personal game development until I burn out. I'll try to see if I can kick a side business or stream to generate money until I find a new job. (have a really stupid gimmick that might net me some stuff)

>>105711490
Drive to Nashville
Live in my car

>>105711404
you just reminded me, I really want Indian food for supper. Was watching street food in India videos last night. So satisfying to watch them mix all the ghee and masala together

>>105710446
>retard becomes manager
>suddenly realizes it's a shit job and you are to blame for everything
many such cases lmao
I bet you aren't being paid 10% more than before kek

>>105711490
Working on a starting. Registering soon.

>>105711518
There are no non-retarded managers in 2025

Another day. Another ten rejected emails for jobs I have the requirements for. Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on right now? Is it fake postings or what? I get rejected almost quickly within a day. Other apps, you dont even hear back from, which I dont mind. But Im wondering where all these active rejections are coming from. Is it automated?

>>105711500
why nashville

>>105711457
Here's a super top secret don't tell anybody tip:
Apply on the company's website directly.

>>105711518
My boss was kinda a moody dude and I completely understand it. These fuckers take like a 2/10 priority item and turn it up to like 8/10 fucking ALWAYS.
there's this one gay guy in my group and my god i was fucking laughing because I saw the email he was bitching about in our team meeting about the stakeholders "FREAKING OUT AND THEY ALWAYS DO THIS AND THEY NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE WE NEED A FIX FOR THIS NOW" and it was the most nicest request I've ever seen before and I'm like the fuck?

>>105711536
Country music

Ngl I just work blog with ChatGPT all the time and I just let it kinda figure out what my boss is "doing". Whether it's malicious or not. GPT has a whole behavioral profile on my boss lmfao.

>Trying to get access to a dataset
>They won't give me direct access because they want to have full control over what data goes out
>Every time I ask the person to run queries for me they are filled with basic join mistakes that blow up the table to have 5x more records than it should and obvious repeating and incorrect rows
If you want something done correctly, you do it yourself. Unless they won't let you do it yourself, then you are fucked

>us tech industry
>look inside
>mostly indians

>>105711085
I only have 1 coworker like that and he's always super anal about security stuff too. The funniest part is that he's super incompetent and doesn't understand half the things he says. Everybody just ignores him except some people that get worked up over his nonstop "umm, shouldn't we be doing it this way."
I feel like it's his way of compensating in his lack of ability to do anything.

>boss threw me out of the bus during a team meeting
fucking lmao. this man has no spine at all. fuck this guy man i can't.

>>105711658
>work helldesk
>get call from indian
>sir doesn't know a router from a modem

>>105711677
>this man has no spine at all
This man being you?

>>105711677
Its thrown under the bus
You should've stepped up for yourself. Its a doggy dog world and you gotta fight back.

>>105711560
Blacks use plastic containers, Indians use stainless steel containers (and God knows what else)

>>105711530
I get that even from government positions. Thinking of lodging a formal complaint with the watchdog but I have 0 energy with this shit

>>105711653
the fuck does this even mean

Does your company punish you for trying to "learn more"? It always feels like I keep opening pandora's box the moment I try to talk to another team.

>>105711490
>game dev
>streamer
I'm not trying to disuade you from pursuing something you're interested in, but there are a million streamers out there with 0 concurrent viewers, it's so saturated and it's a job everyone wants.

I don't know much about vidya, but I'm under the assumption that the solo indie game dev > millionaire status is basically over with.

>>105711791
sorry let me greentext
>had a shitty day at work (everyday)
>blog almost every event (slightly tweak it to make yourself feel less guilty)
>use chatGPT to monitor your boss behavior by giving him the event + the outcome
>ask chatGPT to predict what your boss is feeling whenever you're unsure.

>>105711797
not doing it for the money senpai. but hell if I can make like survivability wage during the month then that's whatever. I just want to do it because I've been craving to do some artistic shit but never find the time or energy to do or learn it.

Back into a situation where I'm worth more dead than alive... If I die, then life insurance pays out and my stock grants instantly vest. If I stay alive, I probably get fired or end up losing it and quitting this miserable shithole. It's a difference of like $800k for my family

>>105711653
why are zoomers so braindead

>>105711817
i truly cannot grasp just how autistic tech is


If you have even a tiny amount of social skills I assume someone can shoot up the company ladder fast?

>>105711835
Why are boomers so resilient to learn how to use excel?
>>105711844
It's hard when everyone is insanely two faced.

>>105711844
>someone can shoot up the company ladder fast?
lolno

>>105711848
why are zoomers obsessed with boomer-only crapware like excel

>>105711797
>solo indie game dev > millionaire status is basically over with.
I had a coworker that took the elon musk federal worker registration program to become an indie game dev. He was making 95k and will be making nothing in September.
But I heard recently someone managed to talk him out of it so now he's gonna start looking for another job in September.
Why not start looking now? I don't know. Hes a smart guy with programming I've heard, but I've never heard of anything dumber than leaving a steady job for nothing.
I think this is what "privilege" is, people that were raised in better environments that give them an illusion that stuff just works out.
If it wasn't for this job Id either be at Walmart stocking shelves or homeless.

>>105711844
It's the 4th most cutthroat industry in the world. Unless y9u are a Certified(tm) manipulator and professional psychopath you won't even make it to middle management.

how would you guys suggest someone gain knowledge about tech? im generally more tech savvy than the average person, built a pc, mod games, know how to troubleshoot some stuff on windows because of experience of using windows and shit going wrong. Have a plex server, torrent quite a bit of stuff. Have linux installed on the machine i run plex from but never really mess with it after initial install. All I tend to do is apt update. I tried learning python once but got confused after a little while and gave up.

tl;dr where do i start if i want to actually become knowledgable practically. what would you all consider the "fundamentals"

>>105712333
fuck off we're full

>>105712333
Anon why the fuck would you wanna get into this bullshit?

https://fireborn.mataroa.blog/blog/you-dont-own-the-word-freedom-a-full-burn-response-to-the-gnulinux-comment-that-tried-to-gatekeep-me-off-my-own-machine/
Why are HN and Lobsters eating up these LLM slop articles so wholeheartedly?

>apply to job
>told to fuck off 2 hours later
pfft

>>105712333
This right here is good bait. It's not obvious that it's bait, and it has all the little details that just make you want to respond to it.
Keep at it, master baiter!

>>105712333
Read/do automate the boring stuff with python and learn scripting, do the ccna sim shit for networking. Then just build some websites and look up what to do in terms of html/css/java as you go, then make a free aws account and learn how to run your website on it. Then add registration for users and add sql to a website hosted there. Then if you want a job you'll want sec+ or isc2, actually get the ccna, and some azure shit because for some reason despite mcp not existing anymore hr is always asking for microsoft.

>>105712508
poo in loo pajeet nocoder

>>105712333
learn C and assembly, use Linux or some other UNIX clone and you'll learn a lot about tech

>>105712537
Sorry this is for sysadmin not durgasoft java.

>>105712537
>hurr durr the only tech jobs that exist are code monkey and sr code monkey!!!

>>105712585
you literallt advocated durgasoft java because as a retarded nocoder you don't know the difference between poolang and pooscript

>>105712737
Durgasoft I'm apology for didn't write js. Please saar kindly redeem me with you're beautiful.

>>105712790
1 rupee was redeemed in your account

>>105712870
Quick Call? I'm sorry saar but you have been let go for racism.

>>105713012
I forgot the needful attachment.

i just want to quit and work on ai side projects i think i can make it big i do not fucking want to deal with people at work

>>105712333
>have something you want to do
>ask ai how to do it
>do it

does job hopping work when ur already working at fagman? or is it better to climb up the ranks

>>105709989
>>105710026
>>105710050
>>105710088
>>105710519
>oh yeah let me just buy a house in this fucking market
are you people retarded

>>105713193
Do you have no morality working for FAGMAN

>>105713202
>beachfront in the fucking i95 bughive zone

Too bad remote work is over.

>>105711542
i've tried that and it NEVER works

presumably, if companies are hiring recruiters, they have ditched their own hiring staff

>>105713205
yeah idgaf i think normalfaggots deserve all the bad shit that happens to them

>>105713202
we need to start killing landowners

>>105713274
This. A few years ago they'd just redirext to linkedin anyway. Nowadays it makes 0 difference. Neither does reaching out to their recruiter or hr staff.

>>105713293
YOURE LITERALLY WORKING FOR THEM
@_@

>>105713326
You can buy land for nothing. You just have to leave the hive.

>>105713202
What does /twg/ think about buying apartment? No doubt we'll never be able to afford buying a house with this economy.

>>105713256
>bughive
???

>>105713378
>THE HIVE LOL BUGMANS
Bro are you retarded? Are you a retarded person? Does this look like "the hive" to you?

>>105713399
>land in one of the most prime spots next to water is expensive

who would have htought

>coworker got fired on monday for "performance reasons"
>finally had a chance to talk about it with my manager today during 1:1 and he confirmed it was due to performance issues
>I actually thought he was a decent programmer, really friendly guy, and better than me
Well shit. Am I next?

>>105713413
This. I am being genocided.

>>105713399
europeans really be posting beach front properties in tourist towns thinking they cooking

>>105713413
Is that... Electric lighting?? In /twg/!?? AIEEEEEEEEE

>>105713431
>it was due to performance issues
BS

even rundown houses are expensive as fuck. there is no way to survive this without being a rentoid

>>105713436
>hurr living on the i95 bugzone is expensive wtf hooooooow

>>105713438
Yeah I thought so too but my manager confirmed it, he's very open about feedback (maybe even too open about it) so I have no reason to doubt it. Whenever I screw up my manager brings it up immediately during our next 1:1. So yeah, I believe it

wtf is a 10x engineer

>>105713435
water and tourism aside, 7mil for what is essentially a shed is still obscene

>>105713463
are you doing holocaust math? it says 700k

>>105713460
Someone who bothers to read documentation instead of being told things verbally by "seniors"

I hate kubernetes
I hate helm charts

>>105710342
Examples of red tasks
>poo on street
>scam some boomers
>pray to a bottle of cow piss
>daily train appreciation
>pump out more jeetcode
Having a jeet as your manager is hell.

my team uses microsoft planner for our "sprints"

Group's AVP always wants to innovate innovate innovate, Other team's AVP saying we should work to maintain and keep our workflow until things stabilize from layoffs.
Who's right?

>>105713493
Your apple vision pro is saying that?

>>105713503
Rayban Meta

>>105713477
sorry, 700k USD ≈ 7mil rupees

>>105713479
Documentation?

>>105713479
Documentation LITERALLY makes a codebase less maintainable.

okay so i'm seriously considering quitting to working on some side projects I have a big one i really like i've been working on for 6 months that i'd need like 2 focused months or another 6 months doing it on weekends/after work

my logic is that
>i have enough money for years and be fine
>if I actually release full real ai project stuff I can get a much better job (im a frontend engineer with 5yoe and could probably make MUCH more money with these even if its just in getting another job)

is this crazy cope or no. feel like it's at least worth giving a shot

>>105713581
>quit 4 months of salary for no guarantee of recouping that cost

the opportunity cost of losing 4 months of salary isn't worth it

>>105713623
you sound like a pussy

My entire job depends on another team's incompetence and I've never felt so safe, I love India.

>>105713691
its not a hard calculation lol, trying to save yourself 4 months of time on something you dont even make money from yet is retarded

>>105713711
you have no thumos u are a worm

>>105713581
are you stressed? because im about to leave too. and it's more like this team is so fucking too much i can't.

I hate working with people
I thought a job with computers would give me what I was looking for
Boy was I wrong, now I am in calls every day with psychopaths

>>105713779
uh a little i just got moved to another project where there is a ton of fucking like DAILY monitoring of what i'm doing and it's kinda driving me crazy. there's just a couple other things as well just in life being able to just get some highqualtiy projects up and maybe make moeny off of them or at least leverage them to get a better job would be nice.
also could use a couple months focusing more specifically on some other self improvement stuff...
Also just realized if I gave notice tomorrow my 2 weeks would go up literally the start of my saturnal return...

>>105709922
Americans are so unhealthy and our healtchare industry is designed to be predatory nurses will always be in high demand.

>>105710461

> linear for project management

I'm assuming they mean https://linear.app? Never tried it but it looks like just Jira but with wannabe Apple product designers. Also their site has blog post videos that are cult-y as fuck.

Let me know how you get on anon

>>105710461

P.S. I'm sure the company's project data is safe https://linear.app/blog/linear-incident-on-jan-24th-2024

>>105711275
>Why the passive aggressive route?
It's not passive-aggressive. You're irritable about the subject because you know you've been goofing off. Next time, come off as easygoing and amiable and it will be more convincing.

>>105714386
Maybe you're right. I don't like this guy very much. He's fat, smelly, slurs his speech, doesn't use punctuation, or capitalization, and doesn't articulate his thoughts well in messages so I often have to ask him to elaborate his brief garble. It feels like I'm communicating with some /b/ poster sometimes. He's supposed to be a manager.

>>105713830
Become a data center janny
All you do is sit and wait for tickets
Barely have to interact with other
Only problem is its basically a warehouse job lmao

Man, sysadmin in a non technical role. (YOU SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE - hold up) and it sucks. There's so much automation and scripting I want to do and I have a proof of concept working but there's so much issues with presenting shit so I have to play dumb and just say no to shit even though I can actually fucking achieve something in this fucking company.
>Not a developer so why should I do create your scripts for FREE
>My team seems fucking allergic to IT that it seems like getting them involved feels like opening pandora's box. Everything's so fucking silo'd in this company.
>Boss will scope creep the FUCK outta my projects. It's not just automate X anymore, it's automate Y, Z, A, C, B, Q, R,S (fuck this guy really)
>Last time I've worked on automating something, one of my favorite coworkers got laid off.
Shit sucks so much ass, yes I'm planning on moving companies especially to something that's not hypocritical of growth but unfortunately, have to keep grinding until I can get a bite or I get fired. I'm okay with either.

I thought I was burnt out but I actually had fun at work today when I was working with someone in another team and we were figuring shit out. Actually felt pretty good afterwards even though we didn't uncover a solution. I wish I felt more like that more days instead of the bullshit management and end users I have now a days.

>>105714524
I'm genuinely contemplating a switch to DC jobs, of all tech jobs I think it's something that will exist for the foreseeable future
But I will have to start over in the role ladder, it's probably a drop in salary and from full WFH to driving every day to work it's quite the choice

>>105711275
>>105714458
Sounds like you're the problem and are just blaming others.

How many of you have fondled colleagues?
>bagged one
>got to base 2 with other
Don't talk to either, never had any issues at the workplace cus of it either, and I was a total asshole to them both.

>>105714657
"o ok will start reading the msgs better and be a berr colleege"

this type of communication wouldn't bother you?

>>105713457
you are so unbelievably dumb

>>105714216
that must be it
>>105714267
the company is a legaltech so that theoretically matters a lot but as I said, they are fine having very little tech maturity.at this stage (and I prefer it that way, less scrutiny for the days I slack off)

>>105714599
I just don't know where to go from here
What's above this?
I basically just replace hard drives and run cables with occasional server rack building and disassembling

>>105709693
Why wouldn't they, they are taking all kinds of people right now and many don't even have any skills. They take people so they will work in gas stations

>>105714792
only poos and niggers. They don't want howaito piggu.

>>105710346
I could show you many houses in my area and the areas I want to move to where a basic house is under 400k. Some even sub 300k. And keep in mind those prices are already declining month over month and year over year

>>105713483
>tfw my new job is 95% maintaining a huge helm chart

I need a different perspective on a work situtation.
I'm working at a small company as a junior dev. So small, in fact, that I'm the only member of the dev team. I've developed some shitty android app and now my bosses want an iOS version. Thing is, there's no developer account for the company and they want me to set it up. I refused, since I don't know how to do it and it sounds like way too much responsibility for a shitter like myself. They don't even care about what password I use and have said that they "trust me", which to me feels like a set up to fuck me up with some legal bullshit if I ever leave the company.
Am I being a schizo? It should be noted that they had no infrastructure at all. I had to create a github organization for the company and I'm using my own hardware for work. It's a very lousy operation overall.

>>105714809
Proof?

>>105709922
nursing will live forever because all you have to do is tik tok dance on someone's ventilator to make 52k/yr and yet all the roasties getting their nursing licenses "burn out" after a year because they can't stop smoking crack

>>105714902
I make around 60k a year and my week so far has been sitting on my ass doing literally nothing
Nurses getting shafted lmao

so uh... where do you go outside of work?

all I have is

>walks in neighbourhood
>gym
>grocery store
>bike rides
>Japan (living like an asocial neet there and talking to no one cus I don't know their language)

all my hobbies are solo (mainly programming)

there is no way to meet people (women)

rate my setup, /twg/

>>105714938
I sit in my room
That's basically it
I reconnected with a girl from high school 2.5 hours away but we have different days off so I can't go see her often

>>105714914
yeah but you're going to be laid off for a jeet who will do the same thing but for 30, while nursing will always welcome you with open arms as long as you're a pretend normie (because all the actual normies keep picking up drug habits and can't stop getting arrested during their shifts for punching babies and smoking rocks)

Anyone here moved away from coding into lead/management/architecture role?
Did/do you enjoy it?

>>105714957
I work in a data center
I think you need actual citizenship to do it so it's harder to be jeeted
Then again one of my coworkers is a jeet so i dunno lmao

>>105714938
if you're an autistic tranny /v/ermin, you can always join the FGC and go to local fightan gaem tournaments

>>105714940
sex with that hipster

>>105714790
idk as I am not in the data center world
but I saw these roles for M$

>Data Center Technician
>Data Center Logistics Technician
>Data Center Inventory & Asset Technician
>Data Center Operations Manager
>Data Center Project Manager
>Data Center Program Manager

+ their senior version
idk what the differences are

>>105714940
Shouldn't you use Claude Code instead?

>>105714732
ok you tell me why he got fired then

>>105714940
lol u moron
UML3.0

>>105715157
Cursor supports more models and has background agents
But sure, you could also use Claude code

>>105714894
how do inbreds like you even get jobs?

>>105714900
look up the visa conditions

>>105714940
100% indian-grade solution.

>>105714974
wtf are you high on
datacenter jobs are jeet-exclusive, have been since fucking 2003.

instead of trying to get a job in tech im going to write a tabletop rpg and live off of patreon bux (i need only 7$ per month to get enough air rifle pellets and duct tape to shoot pigeons from my tent in the park)

>>105715295
My group has 1 jeet, 2 off the island Cubans, 1 Cuban guy born in New York or something, and me

>>105714914
I know pizza delivery drivers who make more than that. You're both getting shafted

Anyone use Zed and another AI provider? I thought it would be cheaper to use open router over Zed's pricing but I burned through $20 in like 30 mins lol.

>Senior SysOps position
>pay range: $130k - $300k
make it make sense

>>105715471
>entry positions now pay dookie
>by the time the senior positions are available they will also pay dookie

>>105715455
i dropped zed when it went pay to play
makes no sense when cursor is cheaper and superior

>>105715471
no. you make 17$ per hour while karen who does the same job but slower gets 45 and stock options

Been promoted to service delivery manager at a msp. Finally out of helpdesk hell

Home truths for y'all:

solving a random LC every day doesn't make it easier to pass interviews

>>105715621
sex

>>105715651
I solved LCs for a good part of two months and got consistent, still panicked at a FAANG LC in the online assessment lmao. But I'm glad about it because my current job (the one I got in the end) pays almost as much and I'm not a faangslave who gets cucked into RTO grinding pips and other bullshit

>>105715713
uwoohhhhh

>>105715686
US?

>>105715503
Is it really that much better? I don't want to spend yet another $20 on another AI subscription to try it out.

Does anyone have this greentext where it say BROO JUST DO BAZILION LEETCODE BRO JUST LEARN X AFTER HOURS and etc. about state of working in IT industry

>do 1k hours of leetcode just to get denied for not being a "cultural fit"
>company hires patel, durgasoft professional and cousin of the interviewer

>>105713580
Learn to write proper English, jeet

i need to think of a second career for after i get laid off
my ideas are:
1. work more on my side project, try to make a business (no luck so far), I can use AI to help speed this up maybe
2. write a script for a movie or tv show and try to sell it, I can use AI to help with this too I guess, though I might write some custom software to make it easier using a local model
3. try to become a music producer
i have enough money saved up that I could retire now, so I don't NEED to work... but it would be a frugal life

>>105715857
I'm sorry that happened to you anon, but I can't help but laugh at your Schadenfraude.
And they expect me to believe the fallacy of hard work being noticed by employers rofl

>>105715983
>i have enough money saved up that I could retire now, so I don't NEED to work... but it would be a frugal life
good spot to be in, I wonder what life's like when you have both choice and time
I'm stuck paying down a mortgage, should be done in a year or two, that and a bit of student debt keeping me in the wagecage
but once I'm done with that I might consider getting out of IT all together

What mental illness causes my coworkers to endlessly yap it'd actually impressive if it wasn't so annoying how someone can talk so much with saying anything of value wasting everyone's time

>>105716014
Yeah, it's nice I guess. I dont' have a mortgage and I don't spend a lot of money on anything. All of my hobbies are for the most part already paid for. Only exception is if I want to get back into building and flying drones, I crashed my last one and it's broken... so I'd need some new parts. I don't do anything expensive with a gf or friends becuase I have neither. I don't like to travel much either.
But yeah... getting out of IT, at least as working for someone else... need to fucking do it. It's miserable, or at least my current job is.

>sitting in review meeting days after demoing the last 6-8 months of our project
>people discussing what went wrong and how we could improve etc
>it's all just white noise to me
>couldn't care less
>do no engage, just sit there
>which I was napping, gardening or playing guitar

I think they're all pathetic. They only express opinions to appear smart. It's not possible anyone could genuinely care about what we're doing. They're trying to build social status but no one told them that none of this matters.

>>105716166
Woah.... this... is deep.

>>105713460
a very polite saar

>>105713460
The original definintion by the guy who coined the term was something like
>some engineers on a team are 10x more effective than the worst engineers
But everyone seems to have misinterpreted it as
>some ultra special super rare engineers are 10x more effective than all other engineers

>>105713581
you wont be finished in a year due to feature creep then wont be ablw to handle the stress

>>105709500 (OP)
"no savings are too small"
im so fucking cooked bros its fucking OVER
>>105713391
fuck hoas and coop fees and porperty mgmt fees and assessments and all that other shit fuck FUCK
>>105710519
that shit is inflated by 50k, and it has a hoa

>>105716166
Literally except for the last part I just don't care and think about stuff I care about lol

I have no clue how automated resume scanning works other than that it scans text for keywords.
If I use multiple columns like this to organize my resume, it's not going to throw off or get automatically rejected by the system, right? Same thing if I use color? Does it look bad if I use a template?
My current resume is entirely black and white because I'm told it's more professional, no columns, not using a template, I'm hoping that at a college career program or job fair I'll actually be able to get a human to look at my resume for once and I don't want them to trash it because they either think it's too boring/hard to read, or not professional enough.

>>105716272
>it's not going to throw off or get automatically rejected by the system, right?
It might, if any of the keywords are line broken by a column. Also remember that the raw text is fed into an LLM which will summarize your resume. If it sees something lik
>WORK EXPERIENCE SUMMARY Senior Software Engineer Senior Programmer with a hsitory of American Heart Association developing 18+ industry leading March 2015 - current Dallas, TX teams. With 9+ years of programming developed and maintained 100+ applications and Web API's experience. I am eager to invest in using Microsoft and other client languages. junior and mid-level developers Designed 50+....
Then it's going to produce a terrible output for whoever (if anyone) reads it and they'll just immediately discard it. Even if an LLM doesn't summarize it, the reviewer will probably only see the plain text version and have the option to view the original PDF. The best thing you can do to test it is save your resume as a PDF, open it, ctrl+a, copy, and paste it into a plain text editor like notepad, then replace all line breaks with a single space. That's what the resume parser will see. If anything ends up out of order, find a way to fix it in the original document.

>dude le epic housing bubble
Meanwhile my house has appreciated while I build equity and I pay less that a rentcel L M A O

>>105716166
can relate, except for the noise part, i can predict with over 90% accuracy who will say what. its like a superpower, knowing the future but seeing it actually unfold like molasses. or these people are literal npcs and the whole adult daycare is scripted

>>105716272
Hey look, my alma mater

>>105716350
Go Jayhawks

>>105716336
>The best thing you can do to test it is save your resume as a PDF, open it, ctrl+a, copy, and paste it into a plain text editor like notepad, then replace all line breaks with a single space. That's what the resume parser will see. If anything ends up out of order, find a way to fix it in the original document.
Thanks, I'll try that out. Two column resumes are easier to read for a human but since everything is automated today I guess the only thing that matters is if ATS can read it

>>105716350
Not my resume lol just some random sample resume I found on the interwebz

I remember putting "Google" on my resume because I guess I was taking advice from boomers on what to put on it and then going to some office on campus to get a free resume review and the cute girl there laughed at me for including it on the resume :(

>>105716382
Just make two versions: one that's ATS friendly with everything in one line, and another formatted prettier that you can print out or email to people who will look directly at it.

Huge tech layoffs are coming this year. You think last few years were bad? They were nothing compared to what's coming. We'll see some companies cut 25-50% of their developers. Market's about to be flooded with 200k+ tech workers. Amazon alone is going to layoff another 30,000
Screencap this

>>105716272
This is the worst resume I have ever seen in my life.

>>105716431
What's bad about it? The (lack of) information on it and/or the general layout and style?

>>105716272
is "resume design" even a thing anymore now that you just enter your details into linkedin/indeed/monster/etc

>>105709500 (OP)
>we are not robots
yet

is it over

>>105716540
Why they are writing headlines like shitposter ?

>>105711455
sherlock holmes and his homeless network. I salute you

>>105716553
>Anurag Reddy
take a wild guess

How is Jira over gitlab? I've only ever used gitlab for work.

>>105713326
homeowner killer
kill all the homeowner tonight
homeowner killer
kill every homeowner in sight

>>105714938
>Japan
Details please. How did you accomplish this? I would love to live there, even though I'd be alone. Do you work for USA company?

Good news is I didn't get laid off. Bad news is the team they put me on is total chaos. Requirements change everyday. You can't trust the ticket: you'll just be told "no no no, don't do it that". Sprints are meaningless: they will randomly want you do do XYZ right NOW without regard to when the sprint ends. Basically, just put up and shut up and do what they tell you. It is impossible to understand the "English" these "people" speak. Is suicide the only option bros????

>>105716641
Homeowner killer, homeowner killer, homeowner killer (Schwa)
Homeowner killer, homeowner killer, homeowner killer (Stahp)

Reload the barrel and creep like a wolf among sheep
See how we bum-rush the weak, brush them guts with our feet (Hadouken)
Can't knock the asphalt, coded mystique
Crack the code, unlock the vault, make off with all that we seek

>>105716583
It's all shite

>>105716690
Trust me, you don't want to live there

how do i work myself up enough to care about my job while sober as much as i get upset about things when i'm drinking

or do i gotta start drinking at work

It's very simple
Stop caring about your job
You get paid to deliver results the means do not matter. No customer buys or uses a product because it used microservices. They just want button to do X, Y, or Z
Ignore any commands by anyone other than your superior but feel free to help your coworkers if they are chill
If they are dicks, let them fail
Ignore all meetings that waste your time
Literally that easy

>>105716892
wtf im cured

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>>105713326
>>105716641
>>105716748
total rentgroid death