>used to work for a big company
>made his own game
>does coding/dev streams
>suffers from narcissism
Is he the second coming of Terry Davis?
Terry Davis could at least back up some of his skills.
>>105896381 (OP)No, he'd have to be a skilled programmer for that.
>>105896381 (OP)Terry at least made something interesting to look at
Terri Davis wasn't a nepobaby and he could actually code rather than sharting out if statements into gamemaker.
>>105896381 (OP)No because Terry was competent and actually wrote tons of code.
>>105896381 (OP)People obsessed with this guy are worse than trannies, literally I don't get it.
>>105896381 (OP)He's a defcon ctf winning hacker who has dabbed on vx underground.
Have you?
TempleOS mogs Hearthbound
>>105896468>Polymorphism is when code continues to change itself on runtime to prevent detection am I having a stroke or did that not make sense
>>105896437>I don't get why people are now catching on to my-I mean-his scams they should stay quiet and never bring it up
>>105896468>Doesn't tag him>Doesn't comment on his posts>He immediately replies to itHow many times do you think he googles himself a day and how long until he kills himself over being outed?
>>105896381 (OP)He's miles off from being as talented and based as Davis.
He's a second life faggot. Everything he says is sociopath tendencies. Remember Elizabeth Holmes? Same vibes except without the jail sentence for scamming millions.
Who tf cares retard? stfu and get this shit back to r*ddit. Can't believe after my twitter feed now this place starts to get filled with this normie twitch slop.
>>105896381 (OP)>/g/>starts ranting about narcissismCan you read what the board name says or not you humongous ape.
>>105896381 (OP)Terry has a master in electrical engineering and created a rudimental physics engine from scratch before GTA 3 even existed.
>>105896381 (OP)>nepokid >not actually swe>only did phishing campaignsterry mogs this kid anyday of the week, in fact any graduate mogs this moron who did busywork for all his life.
having daddy in the one of the two depts (art and cinematics) at blizzard that delivers all the time for over two decades is the only reason he is where he is otherwise he would flip burgers or be in jail for indecent exposure and/or rape because of his undiagnosed narcissism.
>>105896468>>105896523Nobody that writes malware talks this way. This guy just reads forums and spits out buzzwords to trick pajeets into thinking he's smart. The guy that runs VX Underground is really fucking annoying and he is also Dunning Krueger, but he's right about this one.
>>105896381 (OP)Terry Davis would call this guy a "stupid pervert who can't write a fucking compiler", hell, he probably wouldn't even respond to Jason if he begged him for help.
I emailed Terry once and asked him some philosophical questions, little did I know he would die the very next year. I treasure this email like you wouldn't believe, he was 100% right.
>>105896468lmao what a fucking moron
>>105896912it's becoming obvious that the ex-Google, ex-Facebook, ex-Husband, ex-Millionare, ex-Homeowner, ex-Influencer Tech Lead won't fork TempleOS. So the prophesy is unfulfilled
He doesn't even play WoW good for being a expert Blizzard guy. He backpedals and keyboard turns
>>105896874>talks about "code caves" and kernel assembly buzzwords for his imaginary anticheat>yandere tier skills in a language equivalent to python how the fuck does this shitter still have any followers at all? I refuse to believe it, I keep checking the last videos and he always deletes everything keeping only positive bot comments.
>>105897173most devs are dogshit at their games, that's not a good metric.
>>105896523Its true but not in the context he thinks it is. Its to prevent two of the same malware/binary from looking like they are the same thing
>>105897231theres being bad at your game and not knowing how to play games in general. its like using a d-pad to aim instead of mouse or analog.
>>105896381 (OP)>being 40 years old>play videogames with people 15 year younger than you>still manages to be the most inmmature and whiny bitch in the groupWhat a gross human being
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>>105896381 (OP)>made his own game*blocks your path*
>>105897226In the social media influencer/content creator grift it matters more that you speak confidently than accurately. And he is by all means a fucking retard but one who speaks with complete confidence in his dumbassery.
That the average normie neither knows nor cares to know about the topics he talks about also helps it.
With that said afaik, he's been hemorrhaging followers.
>>105896381 (OP)hes just a nerd, terry was an apostle from god
>>105896935>glorify Linus>glorify Terry D.>glorify Moolenaar>glorify Linus again
>>105897378he's not haemorrhaging enough tho, as long as he stays at critical mass everyone will just forget
doesn't help that primegen faggot praised him in a recent videos, he still have his streamer entourage sucking his dick
>>105896381 (OP)How about Derek Smart?
>>105896381 (OP)Inferior to Jonathan Blow in literally every way.
>>105897004Nice non-reply. Twitter tier le educate yourself shit. Cool treasure, bro.
he's whatever is the opposite of the impostor syndrome
>>105897173When he uses the report menu though, it's like greased lightning. Kek
>>105897570Dunning Kruger effect?
Illusory Superiority Syndrome?
Narcissism?
>>105896381 (OP)King Terry was a fucking genius. This guy is a third rate "coder"
>>105897546>he never got a reply from Terry, the last Apostle
>>105897669If I wanted to mentally ill people I'd go to /int/.
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>>105896381 (OP)>>105896387terry davis was a real programmer (c, assembly, his own holy c). this pirate guy is a script kiddy that can't even script kiddy properly.
>>105896468> defcon> the script kiddy olympicslmao.
> his tweet is just a made up bunch of bullshit to fool retards> code cavemy fucking sides
>>105897638all of these
>>105897004>he probably wouldn't even respond to Jason if he begged him for help.it would be this
> randomly open the biblenice
>>105896468Sounds like he's too busy making buzzwords for his anti cheat rather than actually working on his homosexual game that will never release.
>>105898356And how many code caves have you grabbed and pulled the polymorphics from?
>>105896387>>105896390>>105896394>>105896400Davis worked on some custom minicomputer OS that Ticket Master used, and then wrote his own kernel, along with a slew of other shit to go with it.
He was insane, but competent and talented.
>>105896381 (OP)he will never be ourguy
explode yourself shill
>>105896381 (OP)Terry was actually a programmer with a portfolio of finished programs.
Maldavius is a wannabe programmer who hasn't finished a single game in a time period where Toby Fox released 4 games.
>>105896381 (OP)always thought this guy was a fag, hate the way he speaks
>>105896381 (OP)>Is he the second coming of Terry Davis?He can't even compete with Yanderedev
>>105896381 (OP)>used to work for a big companyhe was a csr, basically a wow janny
>>105898553>with a portfolio of finished programsto be fair, not even real programmers today have this, since everything is perpetually in development, or as the newspeak goes: 'maintained'
>>105898580he's got a voice changer too
>>105896381 (OP)I am so sick of seeing this fucking faggot everywhere, take it to /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgpWDqOdOFA
>>105897226>how the fuck does this shitter still have any followers at all?Think of how retarded the median person is (especially on twitch where you have to lower the median IQ by ~40 points), then realize by definition 50% of them are worse.
"You see guys, when I worked at Blizzard, I *draws a stickman* went to McDonald's *draws a box and an arrow pointing from the stickman to the box*. McDonald's is basically this thing where you go to get burgers *writes out "burgers" above the box*, I know this because I work at Blizzard. I went there and ordered a Big Mac meal *writes out 'Big Mac meal'*, which comes with the Big Mac, fries, and a drink *draws 3 boxes next to the stickman*, then I walked *writes out 'walk'* back to my job at Blizzard and I (...)"
He owns ferrets that he probably fucks. Never trust people who own pets like that. They are closeted furries. Especially ones who use words like 'floof"
>>105899414Then you could look at their github or whatever and see all of their activity. Maldavius has literally nothing
>>105896381 (OP)I don't understand why this guy specifically is targeted by the flavor of the month dramafag haters. You'd think he killed someone or something. But all he did was accidentally kill someone in WoW and say he won't be supporting that stop killing games initiative? Ridiculous.
I've even seen so many people, most of them nocoders, talking shit on his code (of which there have only been like 5 screenshots total). It's ridiculous and pathetic, and this is coming from me, a guy who used to be obsessed with vtubers and their drama for years. It's so manufactured that I'd almost say the guy is behind it, abusing people's rage so he can get views and clicks.
Fuck off wih this guy. His entire existence is literally a nothingburger.
>>105900482He groomed underage girls into selling furry porn mods for Second Life retard
>>105900482his infamy is actually none of those reasons. He was a shitter way before that but the recent drama with him refusing to admit he's wrong led to some pretty heinous revelations
>claimed "yea, I don't know why people keep bringing up I worked for Blizzard">claimed he made "uncrackable DRM">he used to pull things out to assembly and grabbed code caves to hunt down polymorphsand of course the coding shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y03L5KlXDLg
>>105900587This is still a nothingburger. What streamer isn't a fake piece of shit who makes outrageous bullshit claims? What you've just said is hardly reason enough for what seems like literally the entire internet to be up this guy's ass.
>>105900534This is much worse than anything said above
>>105900587I work my ass off, kid, not only do I not want to back this, like, have you seen my mana? What am I even supposed to do for you, give me real evidence I did that shit, it's not on me, you cannot blame it on me. I worked at Blizzard for 7 years and have 20 years of developer experience, some have even called me the Bob Ross of programming and that is 100% in my wheelhouse. Sometimes, bad practice has meaning, so, I'm going to be honest with you, I hope you get everything you asked for but nothing you wanted. And I'll leave it there. Eat my entire ass, insane behavior.
>>105900619>seems like literally the entire internet to be up this guy's ass.pretty sure half the internet doesn't even know he exists, it's just gaming and tech spaces since he has been a known troll in SeconLife, Eve online, Ashes Of Creation, and WoW. The recent gaming drama and coding drama is just an 'avengers assemble' moment
>This is much worsethere's that too but that was more than 10 years ago
>>105900448>closetedhe literally designed nsfw furry avatars for second life and sold them
>>105900482>talking shit on his code (of which there have only been like 5 screenshots total)nigga, he codes in every single stream and it's all terrible
actual code auditors have reviewed his shit too, and it's bad
>>105899414You can surely think of a list of programs you've completed in your career, even if you don't have them published. Maldavius hasn't completed shit. He literally plays video games for 10 hours a day on stream and retards give him money for it. Starting game dev was just a means of achieving this.
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>>105900587>>claimed he made "uncrackable DRM"lmao
>>105900619>hardly reason enough for what seems like literally the entire internet to be up this guy's ass.problem is that nobody really ever paid any attention to his cringe streaming channels before, people that mattered anyway, and those people that had a functioning brain cell couldn't help but point out the obvious lies he's been spewing to his supporters - that give this cunt money - for years. here's a suggestion fag: how about not lying on the internet for years and then crying later about how people are now discovering how bad your lies are? is it that difficult to shut the fuck up and be humble? really?
>>105896715it's so fucking strange, he does it on reddit as well and I'm fairly certain he does it on /v/ as well
>>105897004no, he'd call him a cia nigger
>>105896994is pirate our first ai slop gpt streamer?
>>105896874First Yandere-dev now this guy?
>>105896381 (OP)second coming of YandereDev more like it
>>105896390>>105896387Thor was a Hacker for more than 10 years and left the dream AAA company of /g/ (Blizzard) because he was too overqualified for them. He mogs all of /g/
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B2mqnuRalYA
>>105896381 (OP)he is not a programmer. terry was special
>>105902027Lmao, imagine believing this. Thor is that you??
JORDAN is the hero of WoW, the Lua expert we needed.
This kid is a superfluous nepotist retard.
Can I have a quick run down on this troon? I keep seeing his face lately.
>>105902027Wait till you find out he's a full blown pedo fur fag groomer and belongs in jail for eternity stop protecting this pedophile
>>105896381 (OP)how the fuck you can compare to Terry Davis you cia nigger, terry was an assembly guy
https://youtu.be/HHwhiz0s2x8?si=WEbGhxl_fFkprhT4&t=98
>>105896381 (OP)regardless of how you frame it, how would you not be slightly narcissistic if your perspective was you were making an OS for GOD
also piratenigger is a script kiddie not a coder.
also piratenigger fucks otters
also piratenigger doesnt even code in his streams but pretends to and yaps most of the time
also pirate nigger hasn't finished a game he promised to make for gorillion of years
what a shitty comparison
>>105902324also all le funny "cia niggers" moments terry davis is known for are like 1 minute clips from predominantly 8 hour silent hardcore TempleOS coding streams
>>105902303>}>else>{okay..
>>105902027hey jason, ghost died of oom.
>>105896381 (OP)>suffers from narcissismit's like you motherfuckers have never met an american before
-they're never wrong
-they think they're better than everyone else
-they double down when proven wrong
-they're mediocre at best
-they loudly shout the most retarded takes ever
Americans hate pirate software because he is too american even for them
>>105902324>also piratenigger fucks otterscan you please leave otters alone? poor animals don't deserve this
>>105902463>it's like you motherfuckers have never met an american beforegerman here and I have never met and/or talked to an american but I am getting this stuff from the internet that some americans are just over the top retarded
One thing I dont get about the dude is how on earth did he manage to get almost constantly featured in the youtube shorts feed algorithm a few months back? Felt like something was very off to me.
>>105896381 (OP)Terry was a real deal but this Thor guy is full of bullshits
At least Yandere-dev doesn't stream and say he's a professional with 20 years of experience in the game dev world.
Yandere-dev was just a beginner who had no idea what he was doing.
>>105896381 (OP)Why is he faking his voice?
>>105896381 (OP)transition reveal when?
>>105896381 (OP)I thought his game was WIP for like 8 years with no progress
>Only did QA at blizzard for 6 years, before working for a year as security analyst intern
>Claims that QA is just as technical as development
>Got carried at defcon by the furry hacking team he was on
>Made up all the mr robot shit
>Never employed as a game dev except for when starting Offbrand and basically employing himself
>The extent of his professional, non-intern security work was writing fishing emails for the government
>his code is genuinely fucking awful, unironic first year shit, and most of its in gml which you can learn in a few days
There is no possible way you think this guy is actually on the same level as Terry, especially now that his entire background story has been utterly dissected and all his code snippets from his streams have been spread around everywhere to make fun of.
Was Terry a genius? No, but he was leagues above whatever the fuck this grifter is doing. Hes worked for a decade on a game, in gml, that has 1/3rd the content of fucking Undertale, and Toby isn't exactly known to be particularly productive, and in that times hes released a whole other game.
This guy basically crafted an entire identity around being this elite security / game dev person, but every time he opens his mouth or people look into what hes doing it instantly crumbles. You guys should watch that interview he did with that psychiatrist on youtube, healthy gamer or some shit, its actually fucking hilarious. He straight up calls pirate a narcissist, and tells him hes incredibly arrogant. Which is even funnier now knowing for a fact he has no reason to be and can't back up all his talk.
>>105903020QA are literal retards where I work.
>>105896485looks outdated and unpolished compared to this
nobody would play that unironically
>>105903020In all likelihood, he probably believes his own hype and is huffing his own farts. Narcissists are often incompetent, or nowhere near as good at what they are doing as they'll have you believe.
Weird thing is that despite his consistently dwindling viewership (went from turning on his stream and having 20k+ at all times to sitting at 5k max most of the time now), he still maintains hes right in everything, including stop killing games. Which is what that shrink pointed out, he literally cannot accept hes wrong about anything, ever. Even when the proof is in his face, he shrinks away and maintains his position.
Narcissism on this extreme level that completely denies reality is usually bundled with other personality disorders, so theres something else going on.
>>105903326One of our QA guys is genuinely fucking great, but yeah the other 10 are absolute fucktards that either couldn't get into development, or just wanted to playtest games for money. Genuinely, we could fire like 8 of them, and just keep that one guy and this weird fucking trans person and we'd be fine without the rest.
>>105896874nothing practically wrong with this. worst case scenario, it's gonna do 2 extra checks and 2 extra instructions during initialization. which is nothing
>gay
>furry
Death to all.
t. pol owns this board.
>>105902027>nepobaby that worked as QA tester and "hacker" who sent phishing emails onlylmao
>>105903402do you also think his game is "unpirateable" like he says?
>>105903856Oh it's pirateable alright
>>105896381 (OP)fuck off kiwitranny, terry davis was pretty talented and an admirable person for being so devoted to making an operating system for YHWH.that's what having a strong faith does to you.
meanwhile piratesoftware hasn't done anything good. he constantly advertises his shitty unfinished RPG, implements DRM in his game and is against the "stop killing games" movement, which make his "pirate software" moniker not have any weight.
>>105903020this, so much this.
>>105896381 (OP)kill yourself, manwhore.
>>105902027>the dream AAA company of /g/ (Blizzard)Is trolling coming back into vogue?
>>105896887At least Holmes had the balls to go for the real money. This guy just cons teens into putting another $15 on their parents credit card.
Iโm a seasoned indie game developer though I mainly work on stuff for other devs so I havenโt actually made a full game myself yet. Should I start streaming? I mean if this guy can generate this much content off this much fumes it must be a nobrainer right?
>>105896381 (OP)Fuck off you contrarian cuck.
>>105904634Its money on the table bro, strike while the iron is hot
>>105900482>But all he did was accidentally kill someone in WoW and say he won't be supporting that stop killing games initiative?...........no
that's not "all he did"
happy to help :)
reminder that this retard has been on 4chan since 2009 and still actively to this day browses /pol/ and /v/
>>105903385Yeah, I agree there are a few good ones doing great job, I was a bit too harsh.
>>105896381 (OP)don't compare that fake faggot with Terry.
Terry wrote a compiler and an entire OS
That fake insecure faggot can't even write proper basic code for a 2D pixelshit game.
get the fuck outta here
>>105896381 (OP)I want Jason to put his polymorphic in my code cave
>>105905594And Thor wrote 'uncrackable DRM'.
The glorification of Terry is memory holing how much of a shitter he was.
>>105896381 (OP)He's the second cumming of YandereDev if anything.
>>105898475Davis is also entertaining. This pirate guy is just obnoxious
>>105896874Someone tell me what's wrong with this, unironically.
>>105907011All are defeated by just changing a few parameters which can be easily swapped
Wouldnt be bad on it's own, but with the grandstanding about having made his game uncrackable, it is
>>105896381 (OP)>not schizophrenic>not making his own programming language>not making his own compiler>not making his own operating system>not chosen by godAbsolutely not.
>>105903856it's a simple check to make it a little harder
>>105907306brother no one really cares about that part, the point is that he acts like the game is unpirateable but his prevention method only amounts to that bit of code.
>>105907011That "cracking" the game involves just changing a single byte and can be done in like 30 seconds
Wasn't Thor a glowie?
He claimed he hacked powerplants for Uncle Sam
>>105908485>He claimed he hacked powerplants for Uncle SamAt best he called up jeets and tried to convince them to hand over passwords
>>105908620Through the ancient art of pulling out their Polymorphic?
>>105907292>not running 640x480ngmi
>>105896437It's because many anons see themselves in him, particularly the parts of themselves that they hate. So there is something compelling or cathartic about seeing him fail.
>>105908725I completely forgot that part.
>>105907412It's kind of funny how most of his drama amounts to things that would otherwise be nothing burgers if not for him trying so hard to seem as some 300 iq guy boasting about it and constantly doubling down
The only morally questionable thing I know he did was do gay furry erp while still married
Should've thrown a nova or two while running out of dire maul to save his group.
>degenerate furry does degenerate furry shitwowie
Yet I can't help myself from being entertained from the lolcow shit
>>105908485I saw a video that said it was more like social engineering/hacking but he was definitely some sort of glowie. Thor said something like he had to cut his hair short for a while because of it.
>>105908783or maybe he's just a loud narcissistic retard and people feel compelled to shit on him because we're biologically programmed to ostracize useless antisocial people
>>105907292>>not chosen by god
>>105908862yeah, and he's open about his degeneracy anyway. so we're just left to assume a genuine insurmountable narcissistic personality disorder. frankly i'm already trying to avoid more exposure to this content mill after catching up today; you just know this saga is gonna last forever yet go nowhere.
>>105908862>The only morally questionable thing I know he didwhy do we care about the "morality" of a content creator?
>>105896715He's so narcissistic that it made me reconsider what it really means to be a narcissist.
Quite a few people who I would bet a lot of money had NPD, pale so much in comparison to this dude that at best I just consider them 'on the NPD spectrum' and probably not clinically NPD.
The power of a true narcissist is overwhelming.
This thread is a grave insult to Terry btw
>>105896468people have polymorphic code for real real?? like in that james bond film where the password changes all the time, sorry polymorphs, to a new one.
>>105910404why do you care about the morality of anyone at all?
>>105897004i emailed hugh mungus and spoke about his daughter. so fucking what
>>105910404Plenty of content creators aren't total frauds
>>105910678everyone has some degree of narcissism, a tiny bit is even good for you. NPD is something else entirely. if you have one of these freaks in your life they make everyone else seem like a saint
>>105910856Yeah, it truly is an eye opening experience.
I even caught some clips of him having that conversation with an actual doctor, and wow that was also something else.
The doctor was not there to diagnose him, but the look on his face and some of his comments said it all.
I don't even watch or care about this guy, but some how his narcissism is so powerful that it's gone completely viral and leaked into my youtube algo.
He's not interesting, but finding out what a true narcissist is really like is.
>>105896381 (OP)Terry Davis was a good programmer, This guy isn't.
>>105910997what's funny is Dr.K doesn't normally diagnose people, he has chats and gives suggestions.
The moment he realized it's clinical NPD was some of the funniest shit I've seen.
why /g/ must have its causal eceleb fegget
just do something with your life, then you won't need to watch some attention nigger living its own
>>105896381 (OP)I though Jon Blowjob was insufferable. It's always the game programmers who are the most insufferable.
>>105896381 (OP)>used to work for a big companyHe's the equivalent of someone saying "I used to work at IT in Walmart" while he was the cashier (those are computers technically speaking) and only got hired because he was the son of someone on higher management.
>made his own gamethe only game he completed is some flash-tier shit
>does coding/dev streamsconsidering the code quality it's more like code monkeying streams from what he half-remembered from a half-completed first chapter of a tutorial
>>105897226His Youtube shorts run where he picked and posted the few moments he wasn't being completely retarded did a lot of the heavy lifting. People that are still following him are those who got roped into by his confident vibe but are in denial that the person they used to admire is just a lying conman/narcissist retard. It's a trend of the modern times I guess.
>>105896468>Yeah I was just cooding in the code cave the other day when suddenly a polymorphic showed up and I had to pull out because because the assembly was impregnable non-binary
>>105896381 (OP)YandereDev but with the nepotism advantage.
>>105912900YandereDev never claimed to be a godly programmer tho
>>105896381 (OP)>comparing him to TerryHas this fag even written an interrupt routine?
The people mocking his code are a lot dumber than he is, sure its not amazing but you have all these non-programmers who watched videos from 'Coding Jesus' and others now acting all smug and superior thinking they know something. Anyone who actually programs knows half of 'Coding Jesus' suggestions were nitpicky bullshit, criticizing a solo dev personal project cos its not designed like a 'clean code' enterprise architecture shit from one of the far too many textbooks the guy has read, its obvious he doesn't actually program on real projects or he'd know 90% of them don't use half the shit he's going on about. And most of his changes would have the same or worse performance or add needless complexity, like he was actually complaining about not using a for loop to iterate over like 5 fucking items, which this is some scripting language where I don't know if there is a compiler that will optimize away the loop either which makes the suggestion even dumber. But the non-programmers gobble it up and they like HAHHAHA PIRATE WORSE THAN AN INTERN HAHAHHA SO BAD CODE, fucking idiots.
>>105913101I haven't watched any YouTube coding on this guy. But let me guess, his code was reviewed and you are mad at it? All we do here is review his code and laugh at him, coding coaches on tubes usually aren't as aggressive as people here.
me tryin to read these long ass leftoid memes which are really just trauma dumps like
>>105913101 but my adhd brain getting distractes imagining what kind of bluehaired whale typed em out
>>105903371sub average tier furry game. fuck off. I've watched 5 minutes of his stream before. the dude is lying about everything. we don't believe you and you will not slander terry by putting this fagtard in the same category.
>>105903958https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YokNW7tIs
Here the sound version.
>>105900534Instead of using the word 'groomed' you should say 'disassembled'
>>105908862>was do gay furry erp while still marriedIn SecondLife, so who the fuck cares.
From all the places where you can be a gay furry, Second Life is the one that affects others the absolute least. They are even separated from other people on Second Life.
If he wouldn't be such a stupid sperg, wouldn't send fake DMCA requests and wouldn't double down constantly, he would be such a nothing burger.
>>105914031Listen here, buddy, he did nothing more than polymorph them into the code cave, alright?
You would know this if you had worked at Blizzard for 7 years.
>>105908485Yes, but in reality his "hacking" most likely amounted to phishing employees and maybe walking in with a high-vis, hardhat and a clipboard and seeing just how far he can get
>>105896874hahahahaha i remember this dude saying his game can't be "hacked" because it checks progression via steam achievements, but I wrote a program in C++ that literally add/remove/resets achievements at your leisure indiscriminately, and without risk of ban. Long haired voice changing furry freak is fake & gay as they come
>>105902027>HackerYou mean QA tester, Thor
>>105903402Nobody is complaining about the performance hit this causes (if you want that look up his graphics engine that runs for every pixel on a sprite for every frame thatโs generated) but his brain dead claims of his games being โunpirateableโ when all heโs got are a handful of if statements. Best explanation for his games being unpirateable is that theyโre so shit nobody would want to pirate them.
>>105896381 (OP)/g/ hates Thor because he is everything you all pretend to be.
Sorry, Jason, but I can't understand this post.
Can you please open Paint and draw what you mean?
>>105896381 (OP)>Is he the second coming of Terry Davis?Terry davis was actually competent at coding, and his coding streams actually involved the act of coding, this negro literally sits at a picture of the code and just speaks to the superchats, reviews trailers for games on steam and looks at his subscriber count.
Plus, terry was schizophrenic, this dude is just a retard with several personality disorders including narcissism
>>105915046nigger, please.
people pretend to be hotshot game devs that released successful games with 'overwhelmingly positive' review scores on steam.
>>105896381 (OP)Annyoing beta male, like that primeagen noob coder
>>105915046/g/ isn't pretending to be dunning-kruger retards
>>105896381 (OP)0/10 too obvious bait
>>105896468That's not what polymorphism is. Polymorphism is when the interface stays the same but the behavior is modified but the output still respects the same API assumptions. Instead he flipped it around, where the interface is changing but the behavior isn't modified.
>>105896715there are bot services that do this for social media since a decade ago. googling ourselves... what are we some kind of jonathan blow?
>>105908485Doubt it. You won't be let anywhere near that kind of thing without security clearance out the ass and if he had that he'd mention it as often as he brings up blizzard
funny how normoids are only catching on to what a grifter this guy is now that he revealed his retardation with the stop killing games thing
>>105903371>Why yes I love playing Windows OS
The smartfridge shit is genuinely messing me up.
Does he really not know how that done? Or is he just lying to his retarded fanbase?
I know he does the latter a lot, but he was looking so proud and smug about the smartfridge shit, I am really starting to believe it is the first one. That would be blunder than sucking at code, it is basic technology stuff.
>>105915046i am a bit jelly that i don't get to play video games as a living but at the same time not really
>>105918906clinical narcissism is scary shit.
Their brain literally distorts reality.
It's highly likely he doesn't see the laptop
>>105896381 (OP)he would make a good tranny
>>105918906Reading my post again now, I forgot a bunch of words kek
>Does he really not know how that was done?>That would be a bigger blunder than sucking at code
I've never seen his write any meaningful code
His gamemaker shit is terrible too
Why do people listen to this faggot?
He doesn't know anything and he's a nepo baby
He admitted he got his qa internship at blizzard through nepotism and now pretends he never said that
Behold!
2D RayTracing Algorithm in GameMaker
courtesy of PirateSoftware
>>105896381 (OP)Terry Davis was a genius and this furry faggot is a skilless hack that spaghetti codes everywhere.
>>105897468>primegen faggot praised him in a recent videosWhat a nigger faggot.
>>105919913Unhindged behavior, he made 2D Raytracing in GML.
Was it worth it?
>>105919829>Why do people listen to this faggot?He speaks with absolute confidence in whatever bullshit he's spouting. You'd think that's too little, but remember that "con man" is but a short version of "confidence man".
>>105896381 (OP)>piratesoftware said he admires the complex code of TempleOS>Terry said if you admire complex code, you're an idiot>Is he the second coming of Terry Davis?this proofs that he isn't
>>105920252traditional grifters are at least charismatic, these faggot twitch ecelebs have no charm or tact whatsoever but zoomers STILL worship everything they say
>>105920478That and Pirate hasn't killed himself yet. He will never be Terry.
>>105920252>"con man" is but a short version of "confidence man"I did not know this
>>105896381 (OP)Imagine being a man and making that fucking face. That's an honest to god serious face a dude in his 30s makes while he plays video games on the internet and acts like he's better than everyone and raking in donation from literal retards.
>>105920478TempleOS is holy code though, one can't help but admire it's beauty.
>>105896381 (OP)imagine having that retarded faggot face and actually showing it to people
>>105920515Classic conners had to go one on one or small group so they had to play both confidence and charisma to the max to make sure it stuck.
With the internet they can hit huge numbers at once. Hit enough and you come by the suckers who'll eat whatever bullshit they say, and those types will stick after hitting critical mass of followers.
>>105920717Ironic you're using PirateSoftware, he has followed the conman path and got chased out of:
>SecondLife>Eve Online>Ashes Of Creation>WoWAnd now twitch
>>105917461He seems to have mixed polymorphism and isomorphism into one unholy slop-stew of nonsense.
>>105897509the guy that wrote two puzzle games and thinks he is a programming god
>>105921019>imagine getting chased out of Second Life were people have been working from home to make content for that shitty social group filled with degenerates no less. All he had to do was admit he was wrong and reign in the self importance just a little. Then it would be seen as standard issue gaming bullshit.
He is a mediocre person who never put the effort into anything he's said to accomplish. It would not surprise me if he was drinking breast milk at blizzard during the entire debacle that happened during the early 2000's.
>>105912909What was YandereDev's actual issue? If he was shit at programming then its not different from any other indie dev. He isn't milking his fanbase since there are still plenty of updates being made to his game at this point it can be said to be a working product for some of the early adopters of it.
His issue and pirates issue is that they both should've considered outsourcing for alot of the games production. They both have the money coming in even if they dedicated 1k$ a month to some external coders/designers ect then it would be alot better.
>>105923346>What was YandereDev's actual issue?one issue was every object having a staggering amount of polygons, dramatically reducing performance. the other was objects doing hundreds of checks for various parameters, all hard coded, but at least you could read it - unlike thor's nightmare slop. in a scene with hundreds of objects all doing the same thing, performance tanked. he didn't know what he was doing but you could respect that as he never larped as some genius developer. thor has no excuse for his slop cancer. it's just wtf dunning kruger is this shit.
>>105923387Thanks it makes sense that Yandere would overload his game with bullshit, but at least there was some methodology involved in the process worth seeing from the sidelines.
In the case of other devs to include pirate larping as a experienced dev with no actual proof to show for it. It should be recommend to atleast learn online now that there are endless resources available. Its not as structured as a degree but its how alot of these indie devs get by when making the game.
>>105923346>He isn't milking his fanbase since there are still plenty of updates being made to his game at this point it can be said to be a working product for some of the early adopters of it. He did a lot of weird and dumb shit. What also happened was every time his Patreon took a hit, suddenly there would be a new update, and then he would go totally silent again until the Patreon took another hit and he'd put out another update. Essentially he'd only do work if it meant he wasn't getting enough money to buy shit like his life seize sex doll.
>>105923418Ok so he actually is milking his fanbase lol that is some motivation though.
>>105915046/g/ hates him because he is pretending to be everything /g/ pretends to be. He's a mirror to /g/.
>>105923430Yeah that was what really started pissing people off with him. The coding was just a fun meme to rip on him with but milking people for money is what made people genuinely pissed with him, and also the creepy shit, there were allegations for a long time and then he admitted to some in about 2020 or 2021 as I recall and his Patreon took a major shit since that was the last straw for many.
>>105923414>ts not as structured as a degree but its how alot of these indie devs get by when making the game.it's relatively easy. i taught myself how to use unity and godot by doing a lot of searching and reading but i learned more in a year than this guy has done in 8 years. how is this possible? he can't reach out to programmers that know their shit? you'd really have to be dumb or willingly stupid to not learn, and that makes me suspect that's it's all just a grift/larp to make money from suckers. if that's true then it's quite sad.
>>105923434thor is the kind of guy that would take 2 years to install gcc and create a hello world example while getting people to fund it via donations and patreon. there are apple shilling street shitters that work in call centers scamming old white people out of money that know more about computers than thor.
>>105923455>that makes me suspect that's it's all just a grift/larp to make money from suckers. if that's true then it's quite sad.He's grifting for sure. He also had another game he was developing and had it as early access on Steam, but completely abandoned it and Steam even labelled it as abandoned because so much time had passed with no updates (and he'd ban people from the community page for asking what was going on). I didn't even know Steam could label a game as abandoned until I heard about this retard.
>>105923452>there were allegations for a long time and then he admitted to some in about 2020 or 2021 as I recall and his Patreon took a major shit since that was the last straw for many.kek i remember this. he admitted to it but then blamed her for everything, saying the 15yo had seduced him and he was actually the victim.
yandev made a game, which I have fond memory of
>>105896381 (OP)>>used to work for a big company>>made his own game>>does coding/dev streams>>suffers from narcissism>Is he the second coming of Terry Davis?no
theres one difference
hes a complete fucking retard, Saint Terry (pbuh) is not
>>105923567Terry also made his entire OS in less time than it's taken this fag to do literally anything.
>>105923581yeah, they just dont compare
one can make fun of terry for his quirks, or respect him
but he still did his stuff
he wrote a self hosted (iirc) compiled language and an os
not everyone can do that
>>105896381 (OP)If Terry Davis is Christ, Maldavius is the anti-Christ.
>>105921383That's 2 more games than Thor.
Reminder this guy fucked one of his ferrets..
>>105902027he was a nepobaby who got hired in QA.
>>105923982this
total fanboi disillusionment
>>105923992He said it on a livestream
>>105923490>I didn't even know Steam could label a game as abandoned until I heard about this retard.yeah it's something they introduced that caught quite a few people out. thor just made pointless updates to his latest game to avoid the tag. the updates made to it are really minimal and never addressed its underlying flaws.
>>105923968he looks like a ferret. makes sense.
>>105923992He's a well known furry but has been trying to scrub that history from the internet, which had the classic Streisand effect and led to his FurAffinity account with his goon list.
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>>105896381 (OP)no, his code is a NIG
>>105896437he's the new techlead retard baitpost substitute since techlead became irrelevant.
I've been thinking of this retard's code and I am starting to like the big arrays.
See, the indians wailing about config files to avoid recompiling have no more arguments than the other indians saying you should avoid config files and let the code document and contain everything.
I still strongly dislike that he has no enums/defs and just uses numbers though. Putting comments next to every line is retarded
>>105924630json, yaml etc. is bloat
>>105924630>and I am starting to like the big arrays.Fucking why? Why do flags need to be indexed? It's so fucking stupid.
Just replace them with global variables.
>>105924183i honestly dont get why people bother trying to hide that they're furfags anymore. it's too old to be truly disgusting and everyone assumes you're a rich eccentric now because even normies know about patreon bux
>>105924721>Fucking whyRelational databases in businesses often contain tables with millions or even billions of rows. You would never ever make one table for each row. A fixed size typed array is basically a table, ideal for storing and retrieving this type of data in an end-user way, for example a programmer retrieving the dialogue for an event.
>Why do flags need to be indexedNot sure what you are referring to here
i dont get why this thread still up, fucking slow /g/ these days man..
>>105925453at least its somewhat tech related
unlike the trash the pisscord tranies are posting currently
>>105925406Bitch ass bastard sar
>>105898475He literally said that they wrote a C compiler at ticketmaster. It's easy to believe because he wasn't shilling that he was the sole author and he then sharted out HolyC and showed demo for physics engine that he wrote in 2000.
>>105925566dislike the idea of compare to one of our saints board
>>105925646ah ok, 100% fair
>>105925566>eceleb thread>tech relatedfuck off
>>105925668ugh
i thought i was in this thread
>>105923928
>>105897468>primegenthis meth addict can actually write code how did he not immediately call out his bullshit when he first 'interviewed' pirate, this shit should tank his reputation
>>105927311Likely because heโs an overly positive personality and does not want any conflict especially when he wants to be popular like the pirate faggot.
Live streaming is fake and gay and they just suck the dick of the most popular streamer when they get the chance to court their audience.
>>105896381 (OP)>does coding/dev streamsnever seen one
>>105921019Asking anyone who has experience with actual NPD people:
Do you think he revels in this? Like does he enjoy being hated and effectively kicked out of various internet communities? Attention seeking behavior, purposely?
Or inside does he actually think 'oh fuck I've done it again, oops'(I'd imagine he's not self aware enough to get to this point, but who knows)
>>105929134they get joy from the deflecting and blame shifting they do but not the being hated part, they just think theyre still right so they get joy from that, and no they never realize whats happening on the inside thats what makes it true NPD, its not purposeful attention seeking but it is something that drives them as they still crave validation like any human
>>105902266>dedicated talk page for other furries to discuss him>everyone shits on him from personal experience>the only picture they have is him, as a ferret, sucking a dickyou just can't make this shit up, even that he does ferret "rescue" lmao
>>105897231>*blocks your path*Unfortunately a shitload of wow devs and streamers actually are really fucking bad at the game. I dont know why.
>>105896874>saar i worked at blizzard for 20 years and am le hacker >writes in GMSjeet to make games
>>105929663His dad got him a QA monkey job at Blizzard
>>105907011nothing's really wrong with the code, but as an anti-piracy measure, it's just a flag check that's stopping the game from running.
there's a reason why top companies invest millions in drm and not just hire an intern to do some if-statements.
not really dunk-worthy, except that he proclaims he's a long-time game dev and a leeto hacker who should know better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJr2ZvwoG2c
>>105913101it hurts me to think Coding Jesus does like mentorship for juniors (so he claims), or that he could like ever land some position with authority over others.
bets on how long till he nukes his online persona and disappears from the internet entirely (save all the shit people are releasing about him?
>>105930640his takes were entirely reasonable on this situation at least i havent watched anything else from the guy, pirate just writes massively shit code unironically worse than yanderedev and in a language and engine thats supposed to be easier than C#/Unity
>>105930677lol, no. reminds me my own unwarranted confidence i had being 14-18, still cringe thinking about it.
>>105930823ok what was he wrong about then
>>105930834NTA, but the fact that they compared software rendering vs hardware rendering without mentioning it shows what retards they are
He's a gifter than knows just enough to make jeets think he isn't clueless and now he gets to milk the Figtree
>>105930834He uses nested switch case statements in lue of functions and objects.
A fuck ton of magic numbers instead of properly named constants or variables
A dialogue system made of arrays instead of Json or literally anything else.
Using a nested for loop for a screen check instead of raycasting or shader language.
These noob mistakes are then exponentially multiplied by him saying this is God tier code from his experience working for Blizzard and the government
>>105930921i was talking about codingjesus's review of piratesoftware we all know pirate cant do fuck all
>>105930904kind of irrelevant when the point is pirate's rendering code is just straight up bad and retarded and not something even a junior dev would be submitting
>>105898553Toby fox released 1 (one) game. Yanderedev mogs them both.
>>105930955>kind of irrelevant when the point is pirate's rendering code is just straight up bad and retarded and not something even a junior dev would be submittingWhen you don't understand what's the real driving factor behind the rendering, he demonstated that he's just as ignorant as the furfag. Take the rendering method and put it in a fragment shader and it'd work just fine.
It's literally a retard dunking on one that's slightly more retarded
who cares, all of these retards wear "coder" like a halloween costume for their shitty entertainment career
>>105930834- over-extensive comments, where it's kinda obvious they're leftovers from when he was explaining something on screen. sometimes you do that scaffolding code, going top down
- that switch statement doing nothing, most probably signifying a placeholder for extension
- calling stats of items/enemies "magic numbers", when they aren't constants by any means
- alleged lack of optimization, without any regard of the actual impact the function has, or how much harder it would make debugging or maintaining that code in the future
the worst offender is that huge-ass array, still the implication that anyone who touched a programming book, no matter how shitty wouldn't know what "for loops" are. it's probably for:
a) not having to come up with funky names, where the intent is more related to the comment
b) allowing you to easily set the wanted state, for debugging/developing
c) some GameMaker quirk
check any open sourced game projects - Civ 4, OpenXCom, OpentTDD, Jagged Alliance, Master of Orion 1, FHeroes2, they're full of stuff like that. the guy is a clout chaser, and the intent malicious.
>>105931073>Take the rendering method and put it in a fragment shader and it'd work just fine.just because you can make shitty code fast by offloading it to ur gpu doesnt make the code any less shit
i see prs at work get rejected for doing stuff like declaring an int inside a loop that would only ever run at most a dozen times and we dont work on anything close to performance intensive, its called standards
>>105931384>prs at work get rejected for doing stuff like declaring an int inside a loopare you a troll, good sir?
like what compiler in this day and age wouldn't optimize that internally, or who the hell considers cluttering more global namespace a good practice, if the variable is used only within the loop.
>>105931450im not trolling and i know compilers would optimize it away the point is theres no reason to write shit code if you know how to write it the correct way, and i say int but it usually happens with people declaring stuff like ObjectMappers, which is way more costly than int but still not enough of an issue in the contexts its happening for it to matter performance wise
>>105931384>>105931463Your post and whole defense of Coding Jeet reeks of codemonkey
>>105931526>gets owned>SAAAR PLEASE U ARE JEET SAAAAR its so tiresome, read a book you might pass your quant interview next time
>>105931463sorry to hear, seems you're being bullied by seniors, desperate to protect their status by nitpicking harmless code (and even making it less readable), and dressing it up as mentorship
>>105931539>SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE INTEGER IN THE LOOP
>>105931547why would you accept shit code when youre paying someone 6 figures and they should know obviously know better? no ones getting bullied in code reviews though i know it may feel like that when you dont know what youre doing
>>105931582i'm literally a security code auditor.
>>105902027Stop raping the ferrets jason, its bad
>>105896381 (OP)he litterally NEVER mentioned he worked for a "big game company" you are NASTY AND HATEFUL
you just hate him because he is successful and you are posting on your little website like a CHILD
>>105931730He was a QA tester for blizzard. How do I know this? Everything Iโve learned of this nobody has been against my will
Go to his website and look at the code.
Dude's css is shit.
God I love Ross so much.
I was never invested into hating this dude or anything, I just found him extremely annoying and the shit he pulled with SKG and insulting Ross was disgusting.
Ross bringing about his downfall is the icing on the cake for me.
10/10 css saar
https://develop.games/
>>105931856there is no way he even knows how to host a website let alone do css this guys talking about polymorphic code caves
>>105896381 (OP)>Terry A Davis was hand selected by God to build the third Temple (no niggers allowed) >This furfag sucks nigger dicks almost as hard as he sucks corpo cock and God will never speak to him.They are not the same.
Not even close
>But Terry was a schitzo and not talking to GodExplain why God smited the harlot who refused to be Terry's bride you fucking NIGGER
>>105924347His code is definitely not divine intellect
>>105931775lmao that is a good clip
the NPD mega implosion is wild
he has the money to get some serious professional help.
imagine just coming out and being like
>yeah, it appears i struggle with a legitimate mental illness and i'm going to seek out the best help i can find from professionals and doctors, and try to do my best to change and be a better personpeople would respect that i think.
i'd bet a lot of money he would never do it though.
>>105896381 (OP)nah, too much gay not enough schizo
>>105931943Do you think Terry in heaven has had any direct impacts on earth since his ascension?
>>105932027>admit he was wronglmao, as if
I don't usually fumigate by herbs a /g/ thread, but come on, Terry was a schizo, this guy will never go 1488 on the chat.
>>105932064I think it's safe to say the /g/ consensus is that this guy is essentially the anti-Terry
>>105931775>"I literally never mention blizzard">cue montage of several times of him talking about working at blizzardThis is really one of the more puzzling things about this dude, why lie about things he himself said and recorded
He did some time ago when he whined about being called a nepobaby when he literally admited to being a nepobaby, using that literal word. Genuinely what even is the thought process on that
>>105932073But the Temple remains incomplete.
Someone needs to fork and continue the work
>>105932083because hes so delusional he doesnt see it as bragging he truly believes hes just answering viewers questions to the best of his ability by constantly mentioning it whenever theres something tangentially related on stream
>>105896874I know this code is 'basic' but, with game dev it's really hack it till you make it. Using ors instead of a bunch of ifs would be a bit better but really this is weak sauce for bad coding practices. Give me some double frees or bad pointer arithmetic then we're talking!
What would Terry Davis think of AI?
>>105932469Probably either heralding the return of Jesus though some sort of emergence, or the literal Antichrist.
Nothing in between.
he fails the physiognomy check
and i'm sick of the stupid basedface on catalog since many days
>>105897004What is Terry trying to say with this?
>>105932469He had a random number generator which he thought was the voice of god.
If he had seen the use of the transformer we have today he would've cum all over his screen.
>>105896381 (OP)This made me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WOjwwUO2x14
He pretended his game was so performant it was able to run on a smart fridge but he was actually just lying and streaming it to it from a laptop
>>105931252Not sure why people have problems with the large array besides the overuse of integer constants to index the array. Having a large set of โflagsโ to record game state is not unusual.
>>105934153he lies about everything and his audience are so gullible they believe it
he knows his audience are so dumb
>>105934178potentially makes auto-generating that code from save files, then copy pasting and playing with the values super easy too. would suck if that was a collaborative project, like could become messy really fast, but here, who gives
i've seen such arrays in old 80s adventure games, it was either this or rolling out a domain specific language. like you could approach it in a dozen of ways, i don't know, data objects, something where you query the state, abstracting out internal representation, but in the end it boils down to "for what purpose"
>I didn't use shaders because not everyone can compile them. Like the people in Brazil
.....wait, people from Brazil can't use OpenGL?
>Interesting tidbit
Remember the game `VVVVVV`? Dev released the source code a few years back and it was pure spaghetti.
In the end, it's all about the game being good.
https://github.com/TerryCavanagh/VVVVVV/blob/f7c0321b715ceed8e87eba2ca507ad2dc28a428d/desktop_version/src/Entity.cpp
>>105934882but his game isn't good
10 years to produce roughly 2 hours of content is also amusing
his 20 years of dev experience is impressive, oh wait
chat, is that even efficient?
that said, the guy really seems like he hasn't worked in a commercial setting - not because of the code (which is fine), but because the ability to defend your design choices from people who aren't well-intentioned or well-informed is something you learn on the job within the first 3 years.
>>105935010I'm just saying, judge the game by the gameplay, if it runs and performs ok
>which from I gather, it's really boring and shallow
>>105935545it doesn't run or perform okay
although he lies about it having good performance
see
>>105934153
>>105935557huh, ok sure,
but any old laptop can play it, so?
I bet even a 2013 era computer can play this shit just fine,
so what's really the problem here?
>>105935584there's no problem if you don't keep lying about shit and treating people like they can't see through your shit