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Previous: >>105928954

>the subhuman niggerjeets at LinkedIn nuked my account
>not even doing anything, just playing the game of responding to people's retarded circlejerk posts
>SAAAR THIS IS SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY SAAAR
>was literally my only way of getting contracts and work
>SAAAAAAR DOWNLOAD OUR APP TO VERIFY SAAAAR
>don't have a smartphone because I'm not a tiktok zoomer nigger, and just use e-mail like a normal person
I hate this field, I hate the LinkedIn monkey song-and-dance routine, and I hate wagecucking.
I'm quitting tech, unironically. That account took 3 years to make - I poured more time into that shit than most of my actual projects.

You just fucking KNOW it was darkies or women or Silicon Valley faggots (and / or trannies, or even the dreaded faggot-trannies) that came up with that shit.
Maybe it was a female faggot tranny nigger.

>>105937364 (OP)
I'm a systems engineer 2, and my manager is a Jew that just instituted an on call schedule between me and my 2 other coworkers for 10 days rotations.
>24/7 for priority 1
>8am-8pm for priority 2
This is with no additional pay. I'm 100% remote and don't even make $75k/year. I told him I'm not going to be available 24/7 without additional pay, especially for a business that isn't a 24/7 business.

How would you handle this?

>>105937397
RIP, anon.
It'd be illegal for me to say what I'd do in that scenario, even in Minecraft.
If we're going the legal route, I'd start looking for a new job.
>t. senior devops, now working as a bartender and developing own SaaS product

learn a trade

>>105937397
>no additional pay
Damn. Even the end user support PC restarters get overtime for on-call. In fact, they get a minimum of 3 or 4 hours of overtime even if the issue only takes 1. It's a hospital so they are called in pretty often.

>>105937364 (OP)
Thanks grok

Day 4 with no energy or motivation to get any work done. I should be way ahead of where I am with this project, but I can't bring myself to do anything. I can't go to bed and wake up on time, I'm addicted to caffeine and online shopping this week (lingerie outfits for my gf), and the work isn't engaging. Outside of work, I have all the energy to lift, see friends, and side hustle. Time to switch jobs.

>>105937397
in europe it's literally illegal to be oncall without extra pay, kek

>3 hours into work
>done barely anything
>doing nothing at work or with my life
It’s over. 60 more years of this….

>>105937616
Tech work sucks when it's not part-time, anon.
Switching was the best option for me.

>>105937616
Real shit. Drop it and get another job.

>>105937643
I just bought $200 of shiny, tight, colorful fruits for my (skinny and sexy) gf to model in the kitchen. It helps keep life exciting. My biggest worry over this is not the money spent on these groceries, but how fast I'm going to cooook when she follows my recipe and I devour her flavors. Thank you AliExpress (China)

>>105937643
same
i should drive my car into a tree one of these days

>tfw you have been wfh for so many years now that you start to fantasize about going into an office, the clattering of typing, the sound of printers, the grey carpet, the shitty free coffee

what the fuck is wrong with me?

>>105937719
Is this an AI post?
What the fuck is a tight fruit?
How on Earth do you model fruits?
Is this some sort of slang I'm unfamiliar with?

Tech CEO just got caught in an affair at a Coldplay concert, with his HR chief
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752769270063841.webm

>>105937801

>>105937643
As a famous bald youtuber who was too traumatized to ever move out of his mother's house once said: "It is what it is"

>>105937760
2 days in office is alright if you live close by. 3 is bearable.

>>105937643
Every time I think like this I remember working fast food and realize how good I have it

>>105937829
We are all fucked but some of us less than others.
But if you are some stacy living on ultra easy mode because your daddy is rich I hope you get raped to death or kept as a pet by some lunatic.

>>105937846
>I hope you get raped to death
That’s not very nice

>>105937760

If you have more than a 20 minute commute the nostalgia will die quickly.

>>105937855
Are you a stacy with a rich dad?

What qualifications fo I need to become a “prompt engineer”?

>>105937827
I think 2 days in office a week, somewhere <20 min commute from my home is my ideal work state. You still get the flexibility of WFH most of the time, but can actually participate in group projects/whiteboarding/design sessions that just don't work as well online.

>>105937862
No, I am an advanced language model

:^)

>>105937876
Go back to fucking India already before I am forced to use my deodorant.

>>105937383
Translation:
>I posted shit like this on linkedin and got banned and made up a sob story on /g/
Stop acting like a schizo and you won't get in trouble.

>>105937364 (OP)
Man I really don't understand post millennial politics.

4 and a half hours here and cant sign into our gitlab. Been sitting on my hands while the people that manage this crap do nothing to fix it.
I crawl put of bed at 5am to be here.
I miss remote work

I just got assigned on a special operation to some project I do not know, from client I do not know, in order to help them integrate two technologies I have never heard of, written in a language I do not know, with deadlines long in the past, where everything seems to be on fire

and I love this.

>>105937760
There are YT videos of office background noise you can put on

>>105937801
That's so sad.

>>105937861
Yeah the office was ok, there are even aspects of it I liked. But the commute was *awful.*

If housing weren't insane I don't think people would mind RTO so much.

>>105937933
I literally post about diversity and ESG shit on my LinkedIn (aka how good it is, and le heckin' tolerance).
But, also,
>HAHA STUPID CHUD I BET YOU WERE BEING A HECKIN' NAZI ONLINE!!!
Fuck you.

>>105937760
back when i worked in a big office building, one of my favorite things to do was just wander around the hallways/floors going for walks when I didn't feel like working. Something about just walking around giant quiet office departments in the middle of the day was very soothing.

>>105937958
Rich and powerful and they can't even be the teensiest bit honorable or virtuous. Makes me feel better about being a social hermit. Keep these evil fucking normies away from me.

>>105937801
hope his wife and her husband get FAT fucking divorce settlements, scumbags

>>105937760
>can't use blue switches because muh noise
>can't put AC on normal temperature because pussyhavers get upset
>can't talk on VOIP with wfh friends
>can't sit in nothing but underwear
>have to commute
Nah, thanks.

>>105938037
Also, forgot shitty small monitors and uncomfortable chairs.

>>105937933
>>105938003
nah what probably happened is he wrote some bash script to "automate" applications and linkedin banned him for trying to conduct the 3rd or 4th stupidest DOS attack in history

I wonder how much salary are the retards I've been interviewing for months asking for, and I also wonder how much they would pay me if I didn't work here already.
Sometimes I think about telling my boss, either you pay me X or a I walk.

>>105938020
idk a lot of these CEOs are overpromoted retards that end up in weird situations. I feel bad for him and his wife.

>>105938121
saar discussing salary in workplace is forbidden

>>105938138
why in god's name would you feel bad for HIM?

>>105938421
I'm assuming he likes his wife considering he married her.

Maybe I don't understand why normal people get married.

>meeting tomorrow about overall office "climate" since it seems that according to hr everyone feels way worse about working here compared to last year
Should I bring the clown nose?

heh

>>105938506
They're doing they're best.

>ask boomer guy from other team something
>this somehow hurts his pride
i hate boomers so fucking much

>final day of the week
>I can't wait to code in peace for 2 days


>>105938632
That's odd but actually asking boomers ab is taken as insult. But desu, anwsering juniors is also tiring.

>>105937946
That's kind of normal outside of code monkey jobs. They actually assume you can learn.

>>105938506
Does it actually seem worse though? They said the same for us, but I dont really notice a difference, but im only around 4 other guys all day.

>>105937760
no kink shaming, at some point vanilla just not going to cut it

>>105938743
They assume right. It's why I like my current job. If it's not urgent tasks like that then it's some research or prototyping. I don't get bored to death doing daily standups for some shitty legacy for years.

>>105938121
this, sometimes I fantasize about re-applying and acing all interviews just to spite them

>>105937801
let's be honest, this is so incredibly unlucky that they probably deserved to be exposed and humiliated

>>105938846
Yes, it is worse. Even more bullshit and disarray than before but now wrapped in a travesty of scrum and agile.

>>105937801
everyone knows that CEOs literally cuck their employees, but it's truly embarrassing to be found at a Coldplay concert

>>105937801
>at a Coldplay concert

>>105938982
If she was married then I have zero sympathy for him.

>>105937801
>Astronomer
what?

>A unified DataOps experience
>Astronomer empowers data teams to bring mission-critical software, analytics, & AI to life.
>We are the company behind Astro, the industry-leading data orchestration and observability platform powered by Apache Airflow®. Astro accelerates building reliable data products that unlock insights, unleash AI value, and power data-driven applications.
ok....

>Leadership
>Andy Byron
>Chief Executive Officer

>Bhanu Sareddy
>Chief Customer Officer
>Sareddy
LMAO

>>105939427
what in the FUCK is a "customer officer"

>>105939427
>>A unified DataOps experience
>>Astronomer empowers data teams to bring mission-critical software, analytics, & AI to life.
>>We are the company behind Astro, the industry-leading data orchestration and

I really need to write some bullshit software and sell it to retards. It seems so easy.

>>105937801
>>105937807
As a waggie, stuff like this puts a smile on my face. Fuck the C suites and execs.

>>105939439
REDEEM YOUR DATA SAAR

>>105939442
he seems well connected. check the board of directors: https://www.astronomer.io/about-us/

>>105939446
fuck HR bitches too. oh, wait...

>>105939481
>https://www.astronomer.io/about-us/
>Viraj Parekh
That's pretty interesting. I wish I had some burner linkedin accounts.

>>105937801
>be ultra rich
>can have anything you want
>decide to cheat on wife
>choose a 40-something woman who is average at best as well as being the head of HR
>spoon her in public surrounded by cameras
What did they think was going to happen? Holy shit.

>>105939548
sex with those houses

also that board game sucks dont buy it

>>105939506
>>Viraj Parekh
who? for some reason that name sounds familiar to me. was he involved in some recent controversy or something?

>>105939581
There was a different Indian with the same last name that just got caught scamming YC startups out of millions of dollars. I'm wondering if the two are actually related and if they have some kind of ring going.

we're all gonna make it.

>>105939581
>>105939506
>>105939591
dude seems unremarkable other than being a jeet. guess he was someone's buttbudy and/or this "Astronomer" company got some lucky VC capital

though if he's scamming YC startups, that would explain having a high school dropout tier career history then suddenly being founding CTO of a "notable" company

>>105939591
ah. that was Soham Parekh. no idea how common that surname is.

>>105939648
<1s on duckduckgo got me that it's at least not uncommon and is one of those names that is just a thing (like white people you meet named Fletcher or Archer or whatever)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parekh

>>105939635
Hmm yeah it doesn't seem like there's overlap although the network between them would be much more interesting to see. I haven't been on Linked in like ten years so I don't remember if it actually lets you see that.

>>105939714
like facebook it's dependent on the individual account and that user's sharing settings

>>105939548
>choose a 40-something woman who is average at best as well as being the head of HR
All of us know precisely how this works. You work closely or spend a lot of time with any (tolerable) woman and your brain imprints on them.

>>105939731
>like facebook
Who?

>>105937801
oof

>join the teams call
>boss music begins to play
>literally the guy who has been complaining nonstop since he got hired about standups is trying to drown everyone out by playing guilty gear tracks
>i just turn it down instead of muting because they're admittedly pretty good bangers
>boomers on the call are fucking shouting over it because they're too dumb to mute
>the one other 35 year old in the company is visibly laughing but has muted himself
>zoomers are furiously typing at him to shut the fuck up because he's playing based GGX tracks instead of soive

i fucking love MS teams

>>105939854
>i just turn it down
TEAMS LETS YOU ADJUST INDIVIDUAL PARTICIPANTS VOLUME?!? WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL USING WEBEX?

>>105939872
no but you can use it on web and then turn down individual tabs.

>>105939872
>TEAMS LETS YOU ADJUST INDIVIDUAL PARTICIPANTS VOLUME?!?
I have no idea why they don't have this feature yet, get to work MS.

>>105939909
behold, a forum even dumber than /g/, yet it informs microsoft's product/feature decisions

https://techcommunity.microsoft.com/discussions/microsoftteams/adjust-volume-for-individual-callers-in-a-meeting/2178299

>>105939909
>I have no idea why they don't have this feature yet,
my armchair coooder logic tells me that probably all audio goes to one place(logical) to be unified and retransmitted to users

>>105939928
Yeah maybe, or I wonder if they think they can "do better" than the user with the automatic volume normalization that they do in Teams.

>>105939945
even with auto normalization it would still be nice for an end user to be able to turn someone down instead of completely off, even for reasons unrelated to quality/comfort. or make it a setting of "just balance everyone for me" and then you can click a checkbox for the "allow me to cause my own death by letting Loud Howard operate at full volume"

>>105939928
You can definitely locally mute the different streams. Literally all we want is an additional scaler we can adjust from 0-1 using a slider that gets multiplied with all the samples.

This is one of the easiest features in the world to implement but there isn't a single piece of professional audio conferencing software that has it. I blame agile and project managers.

>>105940054
maybe it's not implemented because boomer C-suites are mad they cant literally yell at people over their webex slop suite without the junior simply reducing the volume

>>105940069
Hah that's not crazy now that I think about it. Something something control over presentation.

>>105940086
honestly now that I think about it being able to blast Man With The Machine Gun at 167db without anyone stopping me is a feature i didn't know I needed and will now pitch a fit if I have to go without

>>105940122
Kys kike

>>105940129
>join the teams call
>standard battle music begins to play
>because I'M the boss, y'all are just trash mobs

>>105940086
I think that's also the opinion the Mumble devs have. Being able to adjust individual participants is really a zoomer/discord thing.

My boss has a filing cabinet marked "Akashic Records" in his office. Should I be worried?

>>105940207
Wow the wikipedia page for that is like 50% neologisms.

it do be like that frfr

>>105940207
>>105940224
>Akashic Records

>>105940207
No that's obviously a joke (and a pretty based one too.)

>>105940240
And it was worse for millenials than it was for Gen X, and it was worse for them than for boomers, and worse for them than silent generation, and before them the greatest generation all got drafted for WWII so they had it fucking easy

>>105940054
If you don't do it in the right place the cache might not be hot and you'll multiply the bus traffic which would noticeably degrade the UX. Also to avoid a regression you'd additionally want to disable the feature when it's set to 0 or one.

>>105937801
lol no one would have noticed if they didn't act like retards the second they noticed they were on camera.

>Indian recruiter reaches out with job I’m only mildly interested in
>Please Saar let me call you Saar
>No I’m good, here’s my resume just pass it along please and let me know if you have questions via email thanks
>Please Saar why are you not be picking up the phone please Saar please be doing the needful Saar
I absolutely wouldn’t care if they were White but I can’t understand anything these Pajeets say and they ALWAYS ask questions they could answer by reading my resume or sending a quick email. I can’t hide my disdain for them over voice either. I hate how within the past year tech firms have outsourced even recruiting to these fucking Pajeets.

>>105940287
I think a recruiter has been trying to call me for the past couple days but he won't leave a voicemail and refuses to give me time to adjust pulseaudio after I pick up.

>>105940255
that aint true though unc gen x and boomers had it easy
also
>everything is always getting worse, suck it up kiddo!
nah enjoy paying your own pension lol

>>105939548
More than 70% of a private investigators job is seeing if another partner is cheating in a relationship.

>>105940303
This. If you don't get into debt putting effort in after your 30s is a loss for most of us.

>>105940275
That's literally one conditional. Also who cares about an extra 100kb or so of bus traffic every second?

>>105940275
based project agile scrum manager telling it how it is

I've been interviewing candidates all week and TWO of them brought guns to the interview. What the fuck is going on with these NEETs?

>>105940414
I've noticed tinder girls showing up to dates open carying recently.

I think the political stuff is really starting to fuck with the normies.

>>105940414
I'M ONE IN A MILLION
I GOT THAT SHOTGUN SHINE

>>105940414
>>105940428
when I went shopping today, i noticed the usual friendly Big Guy (fat) mall cop started carrying a baton and a bigger knife.
canada btw

>>105940428
Based.

>>105940414
Open carry retards are retarded. What's new?

>>105940500
thinnest open carry enthusiast in the world

>>105940515
he sneeds it

>>105940500
There's West Coast tech people, East Coast tech people, and then Texas doing its own thing as usual.

>>105940528
do california techbros FUCKING REALLY

>>105940539
I'm convinced that cali has such insane gun laws because The Powers That B know that they're in the one place where people would get into open gun battles with them over tax loopholes not being open enough

>>105940539
This is some sci fi shit, is this legal in america ? looks very dangerous !

>>105940567
They're already starting to shoot at eachother over internet arguments. I think as the tech job market continues to deteriorate there will probably be a civil war there between the classical communists and effective accelerationists.

>>105940585
Obama made it so you have to fill out some paperwork when you buy one now but everyone I know bought their's under the table.

>>105940593
i used to make fun of americans for their "rebel" groups relying so much on rule of law that their idealogy is incompatible with armed conflict, but these days, it's so cute and heckin wholesome to see that rebel yell postured about for a century finally come out

can't wait for the USA to get its own real modern separatist movements. not just nerds waving confederate flags on their own lawns, legit FLQ style shit bombing stuff and killing diplomats

>>105940428
It is my no gun left leaning coworkers are buying guns and going to the range now. Hilarious that their entire political parties are begging to drop the anti gun shit now that their no longer in power. None of them even carry knives which is more a tool but still at least its something to carry for protection. Wish right to bare arms included carrying bowie knives without having to be in the woods for that to be fine.

>>105940630
I wish the right to bare arms included computer guided rockets. I'm allowed to buy flight controllers and estes engines but the moment I duck tape them together I'm somehow some sort of arms trafficker.

Another day another humiliation ritual where psychos spam you with invites for gay fake meetings so they can listen to themselves talk and waste your time

>>105940630
>None of them even carry knives which is more a tool
honestly in most environments knives aren't exactly optimal except as weapons and you're better served by a hatchet or similar for mere "survival". even if you have a bladed implement suited to the environment, that's usually something more like a brush axe/machete and not just a "knife". knives are for cooking and stabbing, little else. and even in cooking, proper modern chef's knives are pretty bad for combat

>Wish right to bare arms included carrying bowie knives without having to be in the woods for that to be fine.
how does it not

>>105940665
>I wish the right to bare arms included computer guided rockets.
how does it not (other than the ATF getting mad if the rockets explode ("bolter" type weapons that rely purely on penetration rather than being an explosive munition would satisfy most laws afaik and even explody boolits just require a tax stamp))

maybe i should revive my idea of starting a fixed-wing UAV company

>>105940689
>how does it not
It should but we have ITAR anyway.

reckon I will soon move to /utwg/
why is life so difficult bros

>>105940745
>ITAR has anything to do with 2a
bot, jeet, or simply a retard?

>>105940539
Dreading the day that I move to California and have to sell or mutilate most of my gun collection
hopefully some of the more retarded rules will get axed over the next 3 or so years

>>105940626
They have built the two party system so that the side with guns wants to suck a hero policemans dick and the side without guns just want to do drugs in a park

>>105940782
i dont understand modern gun collectors. i could get it if you're getting historical pieces, which under even calicuck law would still be able to be operational. but most zoomer "gun collectors" just have 90 AR-15s. Why do you need so many AR-15s? They're not only modular, but they're consoomer garbage manufactured last week, there's no historical value to having any at all, and there's no tactical value to having more than one since everything that goes onto it is on quick-releases these days.

>>105940689
Odd laws for carrying laws in both cities, counties and states. You can have it on you but carrying it in your belt loop might get you in real trouble.

Knives are general tools for work in my regard most of us use it for terminating cables, opening boxes and a few other things. But yes for survival you would want more dedicated tools a knife and a multi-tool is better suited for the office.

>>105940804
Nobody owns 90 ars

>>105940808
>carrying it in your belt loop
get a real holster nigga. i'll even sew one for you myself, out of genuine leather (i skinned a Scrum Master and tanned his flesh with dollar store asperin)

>>105940815
lil bro hasn't been to arfcom

>>105940815
This is disgusting yet satisfying in the same way giant MFD printers are

>>105940830
I am talking about carrying large fixed blades. I would love if it was in the 2A as an additional law to include it since its both a tool and for survival.

>>105940804
>Why do you buy things instead of being a pure utilitarian bot?!?!? Just get an ar-15 and a glock 19 you don't need more!!!
>Also the only two choices are owning only historical guns or owning only ar-15's because I suffer from black and white thinking thanks to my autism
I don't know retard, maybe because they're cool and I like them?

>>105940852
this dude owns 5 identical AR15s because he thinks the 4 past the 1st make the 2nd work better

stop buying ARs and go to Shot Show

>>105940808
Redpill me on le french

>>105940808
>using a knife to terminate cables
>using a knife to even cut cables
Tavor X95 chads, saturate this man's house in fire

>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPNbPsMPKk

>>105940910
Way better than the razor cutter with a shitty razor blade that always needs to be replaced. As for cutting i just use a linesman plier way nicer than my multi-tool.

Speaking of which does anyone know a good way to deal with dust mitigation?

>>105940778
It does make it hard to build and buy guided rockets though.

I'm tired. I don't want to continue working on this shit. I don't want to have to talk to random retards about how I do my job, how I am correct about this ot that why small details X and Y have to be that way.
I want tech to be my fucking hobby and not an obligation. I'm FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.

>>105940938
>it's even possible to properly Terminate™ cables with just a knife

i am mad but very secure in my assumption that most "tech workers"(programmers) are retards who can't do anything but check they repo, eat hot ai slop, and lie

>>105940998
Just look at them like this and don't respond

>>105940998
join my startup where we'll make janky input devices for video games

>>105941013
Yeah well i have a dedicated crimper. Once again the razor cutting tool is garbage for both cutting and removing the rubber/plastic around the actual wires. A knife does that better and a linesman tool cuts the wire better. Also cable testers of all brands are real hit and miss when it comes to cat5 no clue why but i get more accurate readings with a fiber optic tester than i ever do with my fluke on a cat5 connection.

>>105941032
>fiber optic tester on copper wiring
larp, or simply an average techbro who doesn't know how to use his measurement tools?

>>105941045
Lmao it's like a mechanic vs engineer argument

>>105941051
computer "science" graduates are neither

>>105941045
Are you fucking serious nigger.

>>105941061
He's too stupid to realize that the copper wire still uses light.

>>105941069
You are so retarded you never used a cable tester that can test both fiber and cat5. Let alone have multiple tools to test both cat5 and fiber separately.

Also why the fuck do you bring up programmers. Seperate jobs from IT retard.

Why not just use audio instead of copper ?

>>105941088
>You are so retarded you never used a cable tester that can test both fiber and cat5.
i have but the copper doesnt go into the fiber port

enjoy using your fiber optic tester on cat5, i guess it gives you very accurate readings through magic or something

>>105941102
I am talking about the actual tools being used. This is a combo kit that has an SFP and a dedicated cable tester port. Fucking jeet learn to read.
https://www.netally.com/products/linkrunner-4000/

>>105941092
Trillion dollar idea, anon. I'll make the logo.

>>105941114
Congratulations you used google to find a common multimodal testing tool

yet you still insist on shoving cat5 into a fibre optic test port

>>105941138
Nothing suggests that dumbass. The cable testers both dedicated and in multi tool format for cat5 is hit and miss for accuracy. Fiber optic testers give more accurate readings for fiber optic. Separate concepts, separate complaints, but the tools are the issue with cat5.

>>105941032
>>105941156
>i get more accurate readings with a fiber optic tester than i ever do with my fluke on a cat5 connection.
>on a cat5 connection.

really doubling down on using the fiber tester for the cat5 arent you (when cat5 isnt even in wide use anymore, even dollar store cables are cat6 now)

>>105941169
Cat5 is the colloquial term you are just a retarded street shitter who confuses CS degrees with IT and assumes that if you cannot use powershell then your job is worthless.

>>105941184
most people just call it "ethernet cabling" and if the pinout is important you say RJ45. And you don't cut it with a fucking bowie knife.

>>105941203
I do what i want faggot

>>105938743
>final day of the week
should we tell him its still Wednesday, bros?

>>105941211
we beef today we beef forever

>"just getting final confirmation, are we going through with this?"
>"yes"
>30 minutes pass
>messages from 5 different people in the vein of "WTF anon what's happening why did nobody tell me about this"
Happens in your org?

>>105940998
I love seeing people at my place being so invested, trying to keep client managers happy, trying to not bother then at all, stressing out when there is the slightest mishappen , and then there is me in the background working as little as possible, interacting with them as little as possible, recieving my paycheck while i work in my projects in the background. Fuck big corporations they deserve their downfall, i dont spend not even a second stressing out about corpo bullshit

i wish my work would let me buy a linkrunner

>>105941246
> being so invested, trying to keep client managers happy, trying to not bother then at all, stressing out when there is the slightest mishappen
sometimes I feel like I'm that guy and I get incredibly swingy performance reviews for it. I'm pretty sure my reputation on the minesweepers is dead and forgotten but that when I was there that I was a menace. i have a pair of notes in my record that still survive that basically boil down to "this nigga try too hard" followed by "this nigga bad for morale"

>Boss is mad at me for no reason yet again
>Tells me to check the email he sent to me 3 weeks ago for something that had to be done within 30 minutes of getting(i work nights so i already break that deadline and will not be coming into work to do that)
>He checks my email with me just before i head home early in the morning.
>Yep just like every time any boss has gotten mad for me not checking my emails it was never sent to me or he misspelled it entirely on his side so it went nowhere.


This is just bad luck on my part at this point. More reasons like last name misspelled and shift work to make it more of a pain also.

How come paperwork is so important they never bother to remind people to do it that same day via sticky note, a messenger application or another coworker. Shit man i even have changeover and could have resolved that by reminding my boss he missed me in the email chain or verifying another coworkers email to see i was missed. But since i never knew anything about the email since i never received it i am assumed to be a shit bag. If its that important that it needed to be done within 30 minutes of sending the email and you did nothing to resolve it then you are a shitty manager.

>>105941246
I'm the anon you replied to. I've been trying to cause drama and showing myself doing a shitty job as of late, in ways that hopefully my boss will get tired of my bs or someone else will snitch on me with the bosses boss for being a shitty worker and they will fire me.

>>105941289
>How come paperwork is so important they never bother to remind people to do it that same day via sticky note,
because it doesnt work. i spent 4 years doing basically this (literally printing emails and putting sticky notes on em) and would still routinely get blamed for people not reading stuff that I had hand-delivered to what passes for their office.

When I go back to work, I'm bringing my Dremel

>>105941313
So the classic, people do not want to read, cannot read and are unwilling to do so when presented.

>>105941307
>fire me
*lay me off. I want that severance package...

>>105941289
can you talk to his boss? that sounds like incompetence and maybe harassment. him getting mad at you is not your fucking fault.

>>105941344
I'd guess it's not only that. people won't do shit if there is no written record, something written in an email or something.

>>105940885
>"I am the arbiter of good taste" - sperg posting furry femboys
I don't even own 2 ar-15's you dumbass dogfucker

>>105941344
I understand where they're coming from; I read the messages as I process them, unlike some other operators. There's a lot of stuff in there that impacts your job yet you can safely ignore it until there's a crisis. No one wants to be the guy who has to go up to their boss and say "We've got new orders, and it's to do the something other than what we just spent a literal million dollars of other people's money and six months of already disgruntled people's time preparing for."

>>105941354
>if there is no written record, something written in an email or something.
where I work every message is tracked by like six different systems and every recipient (of which there are always more than you!) is required by law to retain it on top of that. I don't take the "battle secretary" job very seriously, but I take the traffic itself very seriously, as should everyone. A lot of it is junk, and I can't expect anyone to read all of it, but it has to exist and if you're in a management position you should at least skim it. At the very least, provide some control orders for what gets forwarded or shoved in your face at breakfast. Most officers can't even be expected to do that.

>>105941169
>when cat5 isnt even in wide use anymore, even dollar store cables are cat6 now
Just because nobody is buying new cat 5 doesn't mean it's not being used. My last employer had fucking miles of spooled cat 5 for cable runs, and you bet your ass they'll be using that shit until it runs out

Hit a new ATH in my net worth today with the stock market doing so well. I am so close to 1M I can taste it. Hopefully I can keep grinding like this for another 5 years and have enough to quit this god forsaken tech job forever and do something else.

>>105941415
>My last employer had fucking miles of spooled cat 5
So do I, I'm a retarded nigger and I've got two crates of the stuff. Doesn't mean people don't just say "ethernet" or RJ45 when they aren't referring to a specific run

>>105941415
He thinks people actually use the textbook term Ethernet Cable on a daily basis, sure maybe at his workplace. I have worked multiple locations and its always either been RJ11/RJ45 and Cat5. That shit is still being used I even put a ban on ordering more of it since its still being made. We only get Cat6 but everyone still says Cat5.

>meeting with a new client company
>they bitch about how their last vendor was retarded
>meet vendor for KT
>it's a company I applied to and was ghosted by
Felt good, they definitely remembered me

>>105941404
Real life isn't your hell desk job on a glorified fishing trawler, furfaggot

>>105941441
on-prem win server 2008r3 chads rise up

I did NOTHING all day today at my wfh job
and tomorrow is friday so it's a write off as well

>>105941427
My quantum shorts are fucked.

>>105941481
Outdated tech this is for people who actually work in tech with actual equipment. I had newer shit than you do right now in the military which is a joke compared to civilian equipment.

The same goes with Telecommunications sure its good to learn for the sake of it but people are not going to get hired if that is all they know. Its outdated for a reason (Call manager, Switches, Routers, Fiber optic circuits)

>>105941504
Rough. I am shocked how much quantum stocks pumped today. I just don't believe it will ever pan out into a useable technology.

>>105941537
I'm going to double down. It's a bunch of bullshit.

>>105941537
Likely its all going to be kicked down the road like fusion until someone finds a better short term option.

>>105941506
I did my time on the red-headed stepchild toon botes; we did what we had to do. Actual equipment? Training? Support? Luxuries.

It was a terrible time, but I learned a lot. Probably not enough, and what I did learn is probably hopelessly out of date for the "modern" world of slop and grift. But what I did worked, what I do works, and what I will do will work.

>two years ago network engineers were mostly remote white collar jobs
>every single job offer I get now is some shitty blue collar travel job that expects me to live in hotels for the same salary I used to make sitting at home
I fucking done. I think pivoting to cloud is my only option.

>>105941622
The higher tiers are all mobile work. Very odd structure we have going on. Also our network engineers travel for 3 months in a given year at a time.

Id rather stay mid level and just collect my easy paycheck as a technician.

>>105941622
>>105941481
the duality of man

>>105941508
CANSOFCOM was more fun

>>105941639
We used to just hire local technicians to do this. Now we have to travel everywhere and it’s bullshit. I wouldn’t mind if it was just occasionally but they expect you to not live at home at all. Who the fuck would work this job for this money? Literally every other part of IT outside desktop and help desk earn more and get to stay home so why wouldn’t everyone in networking quit and try to get cloud jobs?

>>105941674
cansofcom isnt real. it's just a story they tell killicks to scare them into doing their job lest they have to live in ottawa playing secretary to wannabe ministers

throwing up violently after an alcohol-induced manic episode (all according to plan, the throwing up was cathartic)

>>105941695
No clue either. Reality is companies are cheap and networking is the highest paying tier next to server administration. Clearly this mobile work which really wasn't necessary before unless we talk about building out data centers was rare to do. Working longer hours and being on shift for higher pay was the compensation for this job but if you have to fly out to these locations all the time then why bother even owning a home.

>mfw I did a good job at work today

how to cop a tech job in the arctic doing something that doesnt have a 25mm strapped to it

God i hate studying for certs.

The culture on my team has rapidly nosedive as the one control freak got a sliver of authority and hired an absolute corpo cocksucking faggot that acts like a daycare worker they need to fuck off

god i hate this fuckin job

should i just start touching all the dead tech at work

it's "acountable" but no one uses it. who will truly stop me if I bring my w10 key in and just install a bunch of nonsense software for reading charts and programming radios and shit

the place is already jank and doesn't work; is there any real impetus to not impose a different sort of "jank and doesn't work" that makes it operate more like a nonfunctional terrorist cell instead of a nonfunctional nato unit? at least the documentation would be better

>>105941966
If its accounted for then it might be a cold storage backup. Be sure to contact whoever accounts for it, owns it and manages it. If you know all of this already then ask them for advice on setting up equipment to mess with. Everytime we set up a lab with our equipment it would be used for a few months before being broken down and installed at various locations. Good training btw much better than just books.

does it truly make me a bad person if I see some junky laptop, see that it's visually a mess but otherwise works, but the critical thing making it not issuable is missing a trace in the ethernet port and go "Well, I can just get some scrap wire and replace that one 1cm long line"? Does it make me a bad person if that's the kind of thing I want to fix? Something simple, something easy, something that other people aren't willing to do but I'll at least try.

>>105941993
>If its accounted for then it might be a cold storage backup.
Oh no. I mean a series of Toughpads that haven't seen the internet since they were manufactured, and a long line of shitty Optiplex towers I've already done surgery on.

Actually, stocktaking season a year or two ago, one of them was "missing"; turned out a department had it, and when I found out, they told me straight up "Oh this is 'yours'? We don't want it. Take it back. We've never used it. Turns out it doesn't work underwater."

The other two specimens are one that's supposed to run some blufor tracking software that hasn't been used in a decade (because it's at EOL from the manufacturer and ran through their servers) and the last one is a complete mystery. I want to throw OpenCPN on all of them and maybe even screw on a GPS antenna if I can get 500 bucks of not my money.

i despise furries
please stop polluting this thread

>>105942024
You are likely fine. Just check who owns it. If that person is your workplace then fucking around with old equipment for this sort of thing is likely encouraged like it was for us. We had much newer, expensive equipment however so supervision was required for some of us being new.

My coworkers are tech illiterate but think they are geniuses

W2C the software to program motorola radios? I've got an RS232 card, and I think the unit has some big P25 general purpose box somewhere. I with a 40$ baomeme and a copy of CHIRP shouldn't outpace the military unit I work for capabilities on for basic radioman work when they have 5000$ handsets.

>>105942045
>Just check who owns it.
the Minister of National Defence owns it. I'm wary of doing any invasive surgery on his stuff before I do invasive surgery on him.

>>105942087
>motorola radios
You can practically bitbang the fully modulated signal on modern microcontrollers.

>>105942126
Unfortunately, these are very high price units that carry a lot of memory and pretty good processors, and I'm an absolute retard whose extent of "reverse engineering" something is building a karnaugh map based on whether my analog multimeter responds at all or not. Not to mention that breaking any security seals might get my legs broken by the local hell desk det above me. I'd rather just steal their programming software.

>>105942149
No I'm not talking about reverse engineering. I'm saying you could fully replace the radio without about $10 of parts that are easy to buy on Amazon.

>>105942087
You should absolutely get permission first when fucking with anything more expensive than a computer. They can charge you with breakage if its bad enough.

>>105942163
Oh. In that case, I'll call you illiterate because that's not the issue. There's certain gear already in service, and it is impossible to get different gear. But the gear in service has features that aren't in use. I'd like to use those features instead of begging and pleading for new stuff (that will inevitably not fulfill the use case anyway)

>>105942170
They can charge me with treason if they want. They've tried (and failed) for less, and should I meet court for anything I've done, I'll tell them what I tell you: I am but a dog of the shogunate, and I tried my best for my masters.

just heard from the execs in an all-hands that RTO is coming for our company. I am not moving thousands of miles for this shit, so they can kiss my ass goodbye. Not sure what I will do, maybe take some time off, travel, do some non-tech work, who knows. Fuck this industry.

ChatGPT is telling me that I should learn Go at this stage in my career. Facts or cap?
99% of my coding has been python/typescript/java for the past 5 years

>>105942242
That is the most pathetic thing I've ever read in my entire life

>>105942297
woke up this morning... my only love is gone...

>>105942297
please refer to >>105940444

>>105942183
>use case

Maybe my experience is fucked up and weird, further tainted by being an otherwise fucked up and weird guy, but it seems like IT people have lost sight of the core goal. All this gear is here to make things easier. It never feels like it's gotten easier, because the IT people use it to secure their own positions, create further complication to justify their employment, and generally add undue complexity to the world. It shouldn't be this way. We are here to make things easier. We can't make people smile, but we can make them frown less. Every day we haven't done that is another day the mission has failed.

>>105937801
>Astronomer CEO Andy Byron apologizes after he was caught cheating on his wife at Coldplay concert, says it's "troubling" that a "private moment became public without my consent."

>>105942530
>be american
>sue

>>105942530
>private moment became public without my consent.
The fucking retard was making out in the middle of a crowded music festival. How is that supposed to be private?

>>105942530
>i cheated on my wife at a coldplay concert
>so im gonna sue coldplay and probably win
Do americans really?

>>105942530
I have never heard of this company before this thread. Is this a viral marketing thing?

>>105942443
Is that porygon2? What are you doing to it?

>>105942549
This is why the only thing we're allowed to do in public is quietly sit at a bar by ourselves and drink.

>>105942553
Could be, I looked them up today because of this too https://www.astronomer.io/

>>105942554
I dunno if you've heard this one before but
sex with creatures(digital)

>>105942572
So did I but their website is just 100% buzwords. I still have no idea what they do.
Generative AI orchestration first data driven...

desu it sounds like an overpriced hosted database.

>>105942585
>>105942572
Well we've already found that most of their c-suite is jeets and are mostly nobodies. The company itself doesn't appear to actually do or make anything either. This is almost definitely viral marketing.

>IT doesn't make people happy
>the only jobs I can get or hold are military shit that enables or facilitates killing people
I should have just joined a gang as a kid and made that crack money

>>105942601
So they bought out Coldplay and made them get in on the stunt?

>>105942687
>be the only boomer without ED that goes to a coldplay concert
>act surprised when they focus on you macking on some other boomer hoe

How do i circle back and synergize more efficiently?

>>105942758
casting Emperil on hr roasts

I let a gaslighting cunt throw me under the bus today I was too autistic to professionally call them out so just sat there in silence. I'd like to think everyone saw through it but maybe it's over

>>105942530
Ive rarily met an alpha rich person. If you're the owner of a very large company, fucking grow some balls and own up to your mistake. Let your wife bitch you out, and then kiss her and fuck her. Not only would it shut her up, she'll respect him far more, and so would his friends and family.

Like literally what is with these brainless idiots not realizing how much power they actually wield

>>105942848
He's probably not trying to be alpha or whatever he's just kind of reacting to whatever's in front of him. Being promiscuous like that isn't actually that great and he probably feels terrible about cheating on his wife.

>>105942869
All those traits are pussy traits. You're worth millions of dollars and you let one woman be your cry for an apology? Fucking embarrassing. As Ive said before, there's zero alphas in power. Our society is ran by a bunch of spinless pussies. No wonder everything's so fucked.

>>105942872
Fucking 100 strangers doesn't replace the girl you grew with and married. You can call that pussy but that's life.

>>105942924
>married

Getting married is already beta shit.

i've been so busy today i haven't even had time to eat

>>105943052
well, that's not true, I actually did eat a lil, but nothing healthy at all... or fulfilling, i fucking hate this job

>>105942954
I've lived like an "alpha" and slept around and even "cucked" other men.

It's fucking lonely. It sucks. People only act like that because it's easy to sell things that talk about it.

>>105943098
So you gave up being a man is what you're saying.

>>105943117
I don't think you even know what a man is.

>you should totally fuck tons of random women to be a man, because I say so
nta but, you should literally fuck yourself, because I say so.

Friday, just 2 more coffees till I can play pixelated games while coding.
>mfw

>>105941481
>2008
We've got 2025. Each patch is red alert.

>>105941226
?!


>>105942624
IT does make people happy desu. Maybe not much but most of them say thank you and are happy.
It's just code monkeys who are unhappy about everything.

>>105942954

>>105943152
>It's just code monkeys who are unhappy about everything.
Just give us admin so we can fix it ourselves.

>>105938443
are you retarded ?

>>105943097
>>105943052
Sometimes I get so depressed I just don't eat for multiple days. I think that's why I'm not overweight.

>>105943161
>Code monkeys
>Admin rights
like giving a toddler a hand grenade. No thanks. Go pass the A+ and I'll consider admin by request

>be me
>Get "RF Engineer" job (cellular)
> "Cool! I'll get to work with signal sources and troubleshoot complex telecom systems"
> 65k per year .. not bad but below average for my area for white collar jobs
> 3 months in: monitor and report on alarms, random administrative tasks (such as close out reports for jobs other people did) no RF training...
> 6 months in: monitor and report on alarms, more admin tasks, no RF training
> 9 months in... Same thing, but add in field tech work (not even RF related, mostly just running cat 6 from place to place in data centers) no RF training, no overtime pay as I am salary
> 1 year, same thing, no training
> 5% raise to 68500, others in the company up north get paid 78k with my same job title
>1.5years in: "hey anon, we got more of that field work coming up, keep up the great work! Also, we have to push back your training, the customer needs these cat5s run ASAP"


How is it legal that a company can just lie to you about your job description and then exploit your exempt status?

>>105943161
No. You're exactly the ones that any elevated rights must be protected from at any cost.

The dumbest tickets and requests are from code people.
Including "my code isn't working", hallucinated vibe steps to fix imaginary warnings, inability to use own tools etc etc. and apl of that in span of last couple days.

All the women I've ever interacted with made me realize being celibate is the only winning move

>>105943205
I was told I was applying for a network technican job and then I do helpdesk telling people to unplug and plug back in their routers and tvs for telco. I'm probably going to apply to noc which is the same fucking thing but slightly less public facing

>>105941485
Why would you post this ? Thanks for ruining it for everyone who actually works from home.

>>105943270
People did nothing in their cubicles too it was just more annoying

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yeah that's me I bet you're wondering how I got here
Let's take it back
*rewind*
I wasn't always trapped in a job I hate in an obsolete industry
No, I used to have the world on a string that is until I made a few bad choices
This is the story of how I got a CS degree
*You get what you give starts playing*

>>105943205
At this point my whole career has been getting hired as a software developer and getting devops tasks instead.

If a place was already filled with Indians why would they even be interviewing non-Indians?
It's already obvious they don't want normal people, but they still try to hire them.

>>105943155
Thats never gonna happen again. Pandora's box has been fully opened.
The best you can do is adapt to how life is now. It's not healthy to cling to visions of the past.

just got an offer for $120k+yearly bonus lads, WAGMI

>>105943205
put some bullshit in-demand jargon on your resume and apply elsewhere. There is a lot of research happening in RF and security. use your ""experience"" to leverage a research position at a bigger company

>>105943161
fuck no

>>105943517
Don't spend it all in one place or you will end up like pic related.

>>105943517
nice, i wasn't making that much till i was like 33

>>105937364 (OP)
>currently going into junior year, graduating sem early
>about to finish up 2nd internship as data researcher at non profit, 1st was project manager
what cert should i get next? capm? planning to do business systems analyst work out of school (hopefully). i already have a comptia and a cisco cert.

God I wish I was salary exempt I really want to burn more money on dumb shit. Not to mention i could dump even more money into paying off my house, investing, 401k and other crap.

I want a threadripper pro 9000 for no good reason, Rolex Yacht Master 116622 40mm Dark Rhodium Dial Oyster Platinum, and generally more money for household projects. I got nothing else to spend my money on but having more would be nice i could easily work 6x12's and still perform household projects/cleaning just fine.

>>105943944
You gotta pick a lane and stick with it. Your current certs are worthless for data/business analyst positions. Project management internship, not going to help you either. Actually a big red flag as a hiring manager, I'd assume you were lying or really stretching the truth.

Depending on your desired stack I'd look at AWS/azure data analyst certs or power bi/tableau certs. Maybe some dummy dashboards or pretty visualizations to impress the MBAs on the hiring team.

To be honest though, you're probably fine to just focus on networking and applying for entry level full time positions. What you really need is ERP/CRM/Data warehouse experience

>>105944029
Curious on how a PM internship would make you'd think I was lying. I'm trying to go BSA -> IT PM -> IT Director route.

Is PL-300 a good cert to start off with?

>>105944050
Project management is a role where YOE/ previous deliverables are pretty much all that matter. So either the company is wildly incompetent and actually let an intern with no actual experience manage projects, or you weren't actually managing a project in any meaningful capacity and the title is phony.

Not trying to be a dick, that's just how most of the industry will see it. Maybe your resume is so impressive that it won't matter. Who knows.

Pl-300 is a good place to start.

>>105944079
Just realized I didn't mention I was a Project Management Coordinator. Not a full on PM essentially.

I will take a look at PL-300 after work tomorrow. Thanks a bunch.

https://news.microsoft.com/source/1997/03/04/bill-gates-technology-investments-will-make-india-an-economic-and-software-superpower/

>>105944677
Yep moving to linux but not a meme this time. Win 11 is currently ass. So ass the government might not adopt it which means it would go the way of windows 8.

>>105943986
done. You wake up and you find a threadripper and rolex next to you. What's next?

>>105944715
Keep working that schedule till my house is paid off, save a little for certs and bootcamps then consider moving up in my career. Got literally nothing else work wise i need to worry about. That frivolous spending would not hurt at all if i could work those hours.

>>105944715
I buy a fifty fathoms barakuda and some guns

>>105944677
Can you imagine any other industry where a company can sack its domestic workers and hire people from India on the cheap instead? Tech workers are such pussies man.

>>105943132
>>105942954
getting married is based af. It's hilarious to see people scared of commitment just because some random bots on the internet are trying to demotivate them. Meanwhile, married chads are two steps ahead, they understand the game is rigged. There's a whole industry out there trying to break up marriages. In the West, women are practically incentivized to divorce and rape men financially.
And yet, familychads are like
>screw it, I'm tossing my hat in the ring. You know what? I'm gonna make it work. I'm gonna create the life I want. I'm gonna build a family. I'm gonna have kids. And I'm gonna fix any problems that come up with my own strength

...any swiss anons?

...you guys full?

>>105944951
And then they lose the kids, their house, their car, half their money and have to pay alimony for next 10+ years. Despite accomplishing so much they end up in a small apartment with everything they worked lost and their pride humiliated.

>>105937801

>>105945526
Yes, fuck off

>>105941029
What are the missing keys? Does it start with N?
>N

>>105944796
I anticipate people begin to be openly hostile to visa workers and foreign teams

>>105946810
I worked hell desk in healthcare and if I heard an Indian voice I would hang up. Given how paranoid they were about security concerns it seemed insane to me that they were giving access to Indians who were in India.

>>105946869
Based. I set people on mute for asking me the same dumb question over and over. Coincidentally ... Indian

we are like 2 steps away from open mutiny at my corp. manglement will probably sack all the devs and replace them with indians before long

>>105946810

Sucks because there is the occasional Indian guy I actually do like but it feels very us vs them when they're taking over entire American companies

If I had to say anything just no to Indian executives ever as that's when the big problems begin

>>105946918
They were tied in first place for most annoying people I had to deal with. I think they mostly did medical coding outsourced to them. They did this fucking annoying thing where some team of 20 jeets was having access issues (a single larger issue) and their manager would have them all call in separately instead of just reporting the issue as some kind of outage. There were times where they were calling so frequently about the same issue that we were immediately transferring them to management to tell them to fuck off. I fucking hate healthcare so much.

Speaking of Indians on the phone WHY THE FUCK DO THEY LOVE PHONE CALLS SO MUCH?!?! They never leave voicemails, they never communicate in email, they’re always asking to call you. Fucking why? I can’t understand them at all but they just straight up refuse to speak outside of phone calls.

>>105946952
>they're taking over entire American companies
Retards keep falling for it. The director of IS at my company retired and was replaced with a jeet about 6 months ago. His first measure was to rename the department to something retarded for no reason. He also has basic IT issues every week he should be able to resolve himself. I've also noticed more Indian names popping up on the on-call rotation for other teams.

>>105946970
no trail of logs

>>105946985

It's agony. They have no idea how to lead or manage an organization from a high level. I think they genuinely see these positions as sinecures where they made it and it's over and now they can just coast and hire their friends and shit. The amount of dysfunctional and tedious processes at my company that straight up prohibit work from being done for no good reason, untold. No one to address it since we have gay Indian execs who refuse to touch anything.

A dev from Hong Kong contacted me out of nowhere, wants to set up a LinkedIn with my name, apply for US jobs, and then use my documents and bank account info if he lands a gig.

I have an extremely generic American name so there's nothing that prevents him from making the LinkedIn regardless. Is there any way I can get scammed? I told him if the job needs any sort of photo ID, we're screwed.

>>105947069
What are you going to get from this?

>>105947069
>I was contacted on linkedIn and asked for all my documents and bank account info
>can I get scammed?

>>105947084
A split of the paycheck
>>105947103
Ideally I'll be providing the company itself with my documents, not him. It will depend on their onboarding process.

>>105947069
>>105947166
my guess: you'll be made a money mule or they will threaten to kill you or something and you will made be their slave

everyone KNOWS that fiber testers work on copper cable, in fact theyre even better. just put the cat5 in the fiber jack bro

>>105944951
You can create work and life and kids without getting married.

GM, quick call sir?

>>105947069
>Guys, should I potentially commit treason for half a paycheck??
Highest IQ /g/ooner

>just got an offer from a company after several rounds
>still getting rejection letters meanwhile from other jobs I applied for

The market is beyond fucked.

>>105947407
It took me about 2 months to switch jobs last year, and I STILL get call backs from some of the applications I sent. I've started to get kinda hostile about it.

Like, you really think after a 8 months I'm still on the market? Are you willing to bump the posted salary by 50%? No? Then fuck off with your phone call during work hours

>>105947369
How would it be treason? I think the worst thing would be a breach of contract, if the employment contract specifically prevented this kind of subcontracting

i am so fucking tired
idk if i can make it through the day

>>105947510
It took me 6 months to get to this job after being laid off. meanwhile, indians are growing in my US city and they are taking all of our software jobs

>>105947521
It's some kind of wire and identity fraud at a minimum. It's also probably a North Korean chingchong which would make it some giga-fukt treason tier offense.
>fuck the system
and all that, but do not do this

>>105947521
>Help chong li get an American job
>Xin Zhao adds backdoor into critical software system for Chinese government
>Gets caught
>"How the fuck did xing shuè even get this job?"
>Trace back to OP

>>105947510
That's nothing. I had a crappy desperation job contact me to ask if I was still available, three years after the interview I took with them, after I had already moved cross-country and gotten a new job.

thank you for tax benefits, saar

>try to look up free courses on VLSI and chip design
>it’s all Indians
I’m honestly tired of Google and Youtube’s search algorithms. I get nothing but shit

>>105940902
That is a dog shit knife.

>>105947814
>every tutorial has an indian always

I skip any article by an indian unless it's an absolute niche tech. And even then, I can tell thats it low quality and likely parroted with no real understanding of the tech.

>>105947814
It really can't be understated how much they're fucking the internet.
Nearly 100% of the low effort ai websites, YouTube shorts, copy and paste articles, retarded LinkedIn posts, all Indians.

It's so bad that anti Indian racism isn't even really persecuted at businesses. I've had executives make "Kindly sars" jokes in meetings before. Like, several times. And I work on the West Coast.

>>105947868
At least now coastal fags know the problems with immigration since it's affecting their employment now

Sirs, please deploy hot fix

i have done the needful for tickets, no blockings