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Thank you.

learn a trade

>>105966696
I just might do that, however, tech is a career not just a job so I would still be a a tech worker.

>>105966696
Going to learn mechanic after my masters.

>>105966788
mechanic is good if you work in such a way that does not destroy your back and knees.

>>105966969
That's the plan. And honestly, I want to be able to work on my brakes without voiding my insurance (Germany, you cannot touch your brakes if you're not a mechanic, brake fluid is off the table until you become a master btw.).

>>105966992
Costs at most 150-200$ in tools and high quality materials to change your brakes but mechanics charge like 1-2k$ depending upon how much of a sucker you look like.

>>105966992
how do they know you worked on your brakes though?
>>105967010
Lisle 24300 Speedy Brake Pad Spreader

>>105967010
I know, I used to have a mechanic friend. Worked on my own brakes, he supervised, all dandy.
>>105967023
Because if your brakes fail, the police will ask you who worked on them. If you tell them you did and you're not a mechanic, you'll be charged criminally. If people got injured, you're fucked.
If you tell them mechanic XYZ, he'll be fucked, but they keep logs on that.
While changing the fluid, they add a small tag to the cap where the last date is written, with the signature and stamp of the master-mechanic who did the job.

I mean, this is Germany, the country that banned uber to save taxi-drivers. It is expected.

>>105967023
>Speedy Brake Pad Spreader
LEWD ANON

>>105967065
What is wrong with this:

Police: Did you work on your brakes?
You: I respectfully decline to answer any questions without first speaking to my attorney.
Police: Ok then.

>>105967168
Sorry anon you are now jailed for anti-semitism and no your jew lawyer will not oblige to this court hearing. Hope you like some 85IQ turkish genius to handle this case he charges extra since he's brown 10x the rate and law says you have to pay him. :3

>>105967188
>ignorance is strength

In the German law, the right to remain silent is granted in the Strafprozeßordnung
(StPO) (Criminal Procedure Code).
Section 114b(2): “the accused shall be advised that he (…) 2. Has the right to reply to the accusation or to remain silent”.
Section 115: “During the examination -before the competent court-, the incriminating circumstances shall be pointed out to the accused and he shall be informed of his right to reply to the accusation or to remain silent”.
As Section 136(1): “(1) At the commencement of the first examination, the
accused shall be informed of the offence with which he is charged and of the applicable criminal law provisions. He shall be advised that the law grants him the right to respond to the charges or not to make any statement on the charges and the right, at any stage, even prior to his examination, to consult defence counsel of his choice.”
The German Constitutional Court (Bundesverfassungsgeright) has also established
this principle in several rulings. As judgement 2 BvR 2462/18 states: “The principle of freedom from self-incrimination guarantees that no one is forced to accuse himself of a criminal act by making his own statement or to actively contribute to his conviction and thus to have to create the conditions for a criminal court conviction or the imposition of a corresponding sanction himself. The provisions in Section 9 (4) GGBefG and in Section 55 OWiG in conjunction with Section 136 (1) sentence 2 StPO are simple statutory expressions of this constitutional principle.”

>>105967168
I mean you could just not say anything to the police, but the truth will come out sooner or later.

>>105967065
>I mean, this is Germany, the country that banned uber to save taxi-drivers. It is expected.
based, fuck uber

>>105967360
in the states they would just shoot you

>>105967065
>the country that banned uber
Uber isn't banned here. It's just that Uber drivers have to get a taxis driver license like any other driver which makes perfect sense unless you're an ameritard brainlet who likes to get into strangers cars whose only prerequisites for clearance are
>have a drivers license
>have a car

What are your experiences about working for SMEs (small and medium-sized enterprises) vs giant corpos?
After having worked mostly in the former, I think for the future I'd rather be a small cog in a machine but I'd like to hear opinions

>>105967795
>based, fuck uber
They still weaseled themselves in. It's now a "premium" service that is comparable to Taxis with professionally trained drivers, they even poached taxi drivers.
>in the states they would just shoot you
They just abuse you with their power here.
>be me
>put car on parking lot at 4am
>come back 6pm
>some fucking dickwad crashed into the car and left (hit and run)
>lucky for once, the car was in the view of a camera
>ask hotel which owns the camera to take a look
>they get all pissy and tell me to either call the cops or fuck off
>call the police (non emergency line)
>they arrive
>instantly start accusing me
>threaten me with 15 years of prison, don't let me even talk
>fuck off after taking me for a 90 minute joyride
>cocks fuck off
>can't do anything about it

>>105967839
I know, but that's uberX and not the classic uber where it's literally rapists who drive your around.

>>105967870
It's a dice roll and highly depends on the company.
But in my experience gigacorpos at some point ALWAYS become horrible to work at, this doesn't necessarily have to be the case for mid sized companies.

>>105967870
they're all filled with retarded boomers who manage to be even stupider and more spiteful towards the world than jeets

>>105967875
i hate police too but at least you didn't
>be american
>get shot

>>105967915
I guess that's true.

>>105967940
>>105967915
meanwhile in america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVNnxr2SGFg&t=585s

i'm on call right now
i want to go get a coffee an a lil breakfast sandwich from the cafe just down the block
i figure with my shit luck, like 40 seconds after i place the order, i'll probably get an Page
do i risk it?

>>105968055
why not, if you were in office would you not be allowed to take breaks? i go for smoke breaks where i work all the time, if its a slow day i just straight up put a note on my office door saying i went to tim hortons and then do exactly that (though before that i usually make up an excuse to see the usual departments and "casually mention" i'm heading off to the mall around the corner for 10-15 minutes)

>>105968080
yeah but if i get a page i'm expected to be on the call in like 3 min

am i a retard for spending time making websits/webapps in Go to put on my portofolio to try and get into the industry?

I got overwhelmed when i looked into java-spring and asp.net, python-django felt overwhelming aswell

that left me with go or php...

can i get some honest advice?

>>105968091
take your laptop with you. jesus

>>105968120
then i'll look like a loser with his laptop on a sunday

>>105968163
you people are unpleasable. i'm going to become a terrorist

>>105968118
bump

>>105968118
yes you should be learning audio to transmit data over audio

>>105968055
>his job forces him to be on call
giga oof

>>105968163
Hey, you are a loser with his laptop on a Sunday. Take pride in who you are. Chins up, get your sloppy slop.

>>105968118
what's you degree anon

>>105968269
leecher

>>105966634
sure, just like literally any other website, application and computer system owned (or proxied, like cloudflare) by big american corporations out there.

Finally land new job:

>jQuery1
>JSP
>Java EE 8
>wildfly deployment
>gazillion maven modules
>0 testing
>work is to be done only on features
>parent company is pushing hard for this to be deployed in more places
>people yelling at each other
>high turnover

I had no idea these fucking companies still exist. I was expecting some spring boot bullshit not to turn back in time.
I've already shot myself twice in the foot while working with jquery because I'm not used to prefixing all the shit and having a global scope.

>>105968118
>overwhelmed by spring and django
The absolute state of this board

>>105968407
is he wrong tho?

>>105968412
Yes
Both spring and django are literally babby tier shit
They're fucking Lego sets to reduce boilerplate when writing CRUDslop made as beginner friendly as possible

>>105966788
>wanting to become a mechanic
>in 2025
>when the only cars being sold will be smartphones with wheels and seats
you guys are seriously, completely lost

>>105968458
so what's my mental diagnosis if i find both of them hard to comprehend and would rather use go stdlib or just php to make websites/apps?

>>105968490
this but unironically. i may be a doomer but this isn't an issue of It being Over, tech "people" are literally incapable of understanding the world around them at all

>>105968528
>so what's my mental diagnosis if i find both of them hard to comprehend
low IQ

>>105968490
That's the beauty of being an androidchad, I'm already 30% car mechanic kek because literally all infotainment systems aside from Tesla run android

>>105968407
idk about Django, but if you look up Spring all that comes up are hindi-tier overdetailed tutorials that overexplain every aspect of the framework without giving you a hint of what parts of it are actually crucial while in real world codebases it's just like 3 annotations that get used from it in very repetitive ways. Honestly I don't even get why recruiters care if a Junior knows it, when I started out I didn't and it took 5 minutes to see oh these type of classes have @Inject... over them I'll follow

>>105968490
just download some more displacement dude

>modifying some heavily abstracted web app framework where you have to make and modify config files instead of writing actual code is easier than literally writing your own thing from the start! just read the docs bro
why do devs think this way? DIY stuff is obviously easier to start because you can start by writing stuff. having to use a framework, filling bullshit configs or modifying someone else's code means you have to start by doing tutorials, reading docs, learning the lingo, quirks, etc., and then you have to search how to do every single thing, keep up with updates and so on.

Job wants me to upgrade my clearance to top secret but I don't want to do a polygraph + another year of investigations. Can I just tell them no?

>>105968884
Yes and then they can fire you if they want

>>105968884
>polygraph
do americans really

>>105968916
All my work is unclassified and I don't want SCIF access if I can help it.

>>105968950
why are retarded normies so afraid of "SCIF"s? I worked in a secure workspace for years and it was fine. is it because they can't let go of their phones for five seconds?

>>105968991
can't use grok on the TS SCI network

>>105966633 (OP)
>he has a female manager

>>105968118
only established companies use these things and frankly you are unlikely to get hired if you don't have any experience. startups mostly use node.js and that's your best bet.

>ask my bosses to be references
>they be as difficult about it as possible, furnish not enough contact details, I have to go in to the office to double check address books and emergency contact info

Finally, Sunday night and back to work tomorrow morning. See you at the office!

>>105968667
You can laugh until you realise what else runs on android.

Now that I'm employed for a year, I am exceedingly grateful that I did not spend my college years or my NEET half-year after doing "personal projects" or any of the associated humiliation rituals

>>105969879
lol only retards fall for the "personal projects" meme

>>105969900
Personal projects are the reason why I didn't have to go to uni lol

>>105969879
>>105969900
I got a buddy who fell for the personal projects meme. He's still doing them at the age of 30 now, living at home with no degree or relevant certification. I heavily emphasized him to get a degree at least but he's still hesitating.

>>105969827
wild assault with this creature

>>105969900
my personal project is building a time machine so i can go back to 2008 where disposable cameras were still prolific so I can get the free ones from drugstores to build a railgun in my garage (I refuse to pay Digikey's abusive shipping and handling charges for small orders)(and I can steal the copyright for "Charged Dust" from Arc System Works after deciding to use 1mm projectiles for civilian variants, at least in North American courts(I am using the civilian variant to shoot up a court after losing the copyright case))

(You) should be able to solve this.
https://reverse-engineering.vercel.app/

>>105970008
I would probably do what the cop in Mahou Shoujo of The End did when he travelled back in time.

>>105970062

1bn startup idea. Transmitting audio through data. Who's building this with me?

>>105970112
Yourself nigga. Stop posting looking for attention and go build something.

>>105970112
Better yet, go solve this >>105970038 and prove that you belong in /twg/ and not /utwg/.

>>105969928
but going to uni was based it's like being 75% NEET for 4 years plus lectures can be fun

>>105970112
Chat, can this work? Is the audio spectrum that well understood yet?

>>105970218
>75% NEET
>Still have to pay tuition probably idk where ur from lol
Cringe af (maybe)

>>105970235
Chat, is this real?

>>105970237
i will die keking that moving to quebec to do school at a CEGEP is still cheaper than many (if not most) state universities for their local residents

>>105970266
No. That's AI generated.

>>105966696
I am thinking about learning electric for the upcoming housing shortage push that's definitely going to happen fr fr this time. All the NIMBYs understand now and will let their biggest asset crash in value without throwing a hissy fit. I believe it.

>>105970237
>>Still have to pay tuition probably idk where ur from lol
1. I got decent scholarships
2. my union did tuition reimbursement
3. I could live with parents in college which saves a fuckton of time and money

>>105970353
there are entire deserted towns. availability of land or housing isn't the issue, it's the price of it all and that most of it isn't anywhere worth going

>>105970402
People don't want to live in rural Kansas and Nebraska. They all want to live in urban and suburban environments with lots of jobs and opportunities.

>>105970495
This is why remote is such a huge opportunity for a lot of people to prosper even at the expense of all the retarded boomers neck deep in office real estate investment. Let that shit crash and burn. Either let us build apartment buildings in the cities or let remote happen. Stupid boomer cunts can't have both.

>>105970495
yes and houses already exist there, as do more experienced electricians than you

>>105970516
US corps will never let remote happen. From now on it is either hybrid or office-only.

>>105970516
THAT MAKE NUMBER GO DOWN THOUGH

>>105970530
We just have to lower taxes on the job creators. Then they'll make more jobs and people will move in!

>>105970576
This trickle down bullshit never works.

>>105970611
please donald trump
please save me
please save me donald trump
im asking you
please save me please
save me please
get these people away from me
IN DEAR GODS NAME PLEASE STOP THESE PEOPLE

>>105970495
>People don't want to live in rural Kansas and Nebraska
I'm not american, but why do you mention 2 shitty states? aren't there decent rural areas in new jersey, california, texas, ...?

>>105970651
I see you've got a daughter that looks like young Ivanka *licks lips* let's see what I can do. May every day be another wonderful secret, Mr. American hero patriot hero.

>>105970654
No one wants to live in the rural areas of those states either. Internal and international migration is all headed towards the counties surrounding big cities. The only rural counties with positive growth rates are those with big Hispanic or Amish populations.

>>105970683
so wait you mean people don't want to be strawberry pickers for 2$/hour? what if we integrate AI??

>>105970683
so you americans think you are entitled to living in a big overpriced cardboard house, in a big city surrounded by NPCs and druggies and mentally ill people, or in a suburban shithole full of 3d printed houses that all look the same?

>>105970744
>you HAVE to work a rural job if you live in a rural area!!
>what is wfh??
you obviously don't belong here, bot

>>105970683
I live in rural kansas and I work from home. It kind of sucks because I have to drive to colorado or arkansas to get to mountainous ourdoor recreation and the kayaking here sucks. But houses are like $70k-250k. I fled from arizona because the californians and upper midwesterners drove up housing costs.

>>105970776
>>what is wfh??
a dead meme now that normies have forgotten coof times

>>105970804
Yes but you are also autistic so not the norm. Stacy and Becky are moving to the big city to fulfill their dream of getting laid by high quality men while Chad and Brad are moving to either the city or the suburbs for job opportunities.

>>105970836
I'm married and wichita has a really good montessori-esque school called wonder academy. I don't believe in public education and I wanted a house away from swarthy hoardes and a low col

>>105970858
>wonder academy
is that the place you sit outside of in your car jerking off?

The first person who solves detection and protection against AI generated content is gonna become a trillionaire

>>105971019
multiple tools for this already exist

>>105970968
My plan for my kids is ged by 14 and bs by 18 from a degree mill then straight into a masters program at 18. You can condense the amount of actual work a child does at school all day into ~3 hours. That's what wonder does and then the rest is just socialization and projects. As soon as they can pass the ged and get into an online degree mill I will have them continue this just for the socialization then go to a masters program direct from high school. Normal high school is an absolute and complete waste of time but homeschooling risks making your children socially retarded.

>>105971124
lol this is some next level larp

>>105971124
What does your kid think about that and what strategy have you developed for fighting an open rebellion in your homestead? What a fascinating way to fuck up a kid.

>>105967915
>>105967940
in USA the police do not actually shoot people at all; unless you run or try to fight them, then yes they do shoot you. But it's pretty simple, just stay really still like a bear and don't try to fight them also like a bear and it will be fine. (you might go to jail or get a ticket but that's about the worst that happens). that is so funny you think that, your news must be fake.

>>105971155
They still will end up doing the wonder capstone, just instead of their normal morning block of math/science coursework it will be degreemill online schooling. They all do a final capstone project where they have to shadow a business or career in person they find interesting after cold calling the person themselves. The school is already much better than a public education and the tuition isn't bad.

>>105971155
sorry to break it to you fren but if you were stupid enough to have kids then you belong on reddit.

>>105971139
i think it's real this board has really gone to shit.

>>105970654
the answer to your second question is no.

>>105971208
>>105971235
So this is the power of public education

i hate this job
i am so fucking exhausted
there is no way i am gmi

>>105971352
Just take adderall bro you'll be fine

>>105967010
>$150-200
I use my harbor freight jack but I have a hard time trusting harbor freight jack stands.

>>105966633 (OP)
The face of the cat on the left is saying:
You will pay for this, human!

>>105971072
>multiple tools for this already exist
Yes and they all don't work, or else everybody would be using them.

>>105966633 (OP)
do i download hinge again or text (((her))) and get emotionally electrocuted again?
also, fuck, monday tomorrow, etc etc

>half a year ago my job implemented a new time logging system integrated with Azure Dev Ops
>before we had in house software to report time logged on a project by project basis
>just a general "here's what I'm working on for this week" thing
>now it's down to the individual tasks
>every task or bug needs to be connected to a project
>every single one needs to have their own hours logged and reasons as to why down to the fucking minute
>they assured us this was just for general monitoring
>fast forward to know and management has a massive stick up their ass on why our "predictions" for hours worked are either over shooting or under shooting it
>my co workers are getting stressed because on top of this we have to add weekly updates on top of the daily on where we are and since we balance multiple issues at once everyone is just bullshitting so no one comes down on them
my company literally did layoffs, made everyone waste their time and stress out on time logging, and is now demanding why we aren't accomplishing as much

kill me

So, what's the plan for getting replaced by jeets/AI?
Ad-based content grifts on Youtube/Faceberg?
How long do we have?

>>105971528
Lowercase posters are worse than frogs.

>>105971547
I hate corpo so much its unreal bros.

>>105971557
Wait for the fascists to grow some balls and have their little sperg moment and then formulate a plan based on the ash patterns.

>>105971547
I hope you know the end result for this is they are going to our source your jobs when the pajeet companies promise they will beat your metrics. These metrics are 90% of the time used to give to consulting companies to see if they can do better

>>105971557
>So, what's the plan for getting replaced by jeets/AI?
Inventing this >>105971019

>>105971352
elaborate

>>105971557
It's waiting for all the bullshit pajeet code to end in a disaster like it always does. There's a reason America is the only country with a large tech base. It's a culture thing. All this cope that H1B1's are needed because India has this magical booming tech sector is so fucking funny

They've done this many times before. Boeing literally crashed planes and killed people because they outsourced their fucking auto pilot code for their entire fleet to two pajeets.

Fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if another companies pull the reverse and countries like China or Taiwan start offering salaries to all the laid off tech workers in America

>>105971615
Trust the plan.

>>105971615
> China or Taiwan start offering salaries to all the laid off tech workers in America
Fingers crossed.

>>105971615
>>105971658
You need to get serious. Their own masters degree holders are sitting on a mopeds waiting for their daily uber order so they can eat that day.

>>105971668
I think the issue is that there are amazing software developers, but then there is this massive sea of bullshit front end, mobile app, girls who code crap that do need to be purged, but then Google does something like fire their senior python dev team

>>105971668
They might do it as a political move to weaken the westoids, like what they did with the laid off white RAF pilots.

>>105971687
Not even. The medical doctor MD union that controls how and who becomes a doctor still goes out of its way to discriminate against whites, asians, more so the men in both too.

Air Traffic controllers also got shafted a few administrations ago because it was too WHITE.

For universities unless you got cash they would prefer to only accept minorities and jews for their uni's. We had a whole court case about this and its still not working to the benefit of americans since they just cut seats for whites and asians instead and replaced them with foreign students.

>>105971856
My sister is a cadriologist and doctors are just as JEETed as we are

>>105971947
Worse even than that NP's and PA's or whatever other term they are under are doing the work while the handful of doctors are managing everyone. If they wanted more doctors these MD schools would open even more positions for them to work in hospitals. The hospitals are outsourcing to compensate with cheaper legal labor, foreigners and other sketchy shit.

https://x.com/aaditsh/status/1946925324383773037

Why are indians like this

The way they talk always carry all or nothing thinking

"Coding is useless if you can't build anything" to a guy who just shared a post why coding is fun and doesn't have to be hard.
Or
Creative thinking is overrated
Or
Ignore the noise! Most AI experts are frauds, except me of course

Their scamming and delusional mentality has become so advanced it's unreal

>>105971658
Eastern European and South American programmers have a decent reputation, yet they do cost between $50k - $90k so they are not quite jeet-cheap.

>>105971372
nta but the addies dont override that stuff after awhile

>>105971208
anti natalism is one of the most reddit opinions there is

>>105972686
>they do cost between $50k - $90k so they are not quite jeet-cheap.
I'm south american. not a dev, though. where do they pay this? is this before or after taxes?

>>105972686
>Eastern European and South American programmers
I have literally never known anyone to hire from there. It's always hiring cheap labor at $30000

i don't know how much longer i can go on

>>105973399
Stop being a fag

>>105973443
i could never do anything like that
i think 100 years ago i would have just died before i made it to 20

>>105973451
you're not even 20 now

how do you know you aren't going to die before 20 today ?

>>105973469
bro i'm fucking 38

Got a remote junior dev job for my first out of college and I'm starting in a week. Is there really any expectations I should be prepared for other than be generally competent about asking questions and documenting / learning a lot?

TC 108k

Forgot to mention this is at a startup of <20 people
>>105973557

where the FUCK did the weekend go

>>105973557
>>105973563
What city

>almost monday
please PLEASE don't do this to me

>>105969973
...Okay.

>>105970008
That's convoluted.

>>105973775
>>105973887
>Weekend
Finally over. I love being at the office doing my complex things that make "coders" and IT cry. Also I enjoy sitting in a kitchen next to the source of coffee.

Tomorrow is my first day at my first ever real job. Any tips?

>>105973953
wash your ass

>>105973955
okay. Anything else? go on time? agree with your boss on everything?

>>105973962
flirt with your female coworkers

>>105973978
excellent. thanks
I think they'll all be hags tho

>>105973962
Arrive 30 minutes early and start the day sitting in your boss's chair. When he (hopefully a he) asks why you're sitting in his chair, act confused and like you were told it would be your assigned desk.

>>105970038
fuck you anon. took me quite some time to see what you did with the fucking key.
that was fun. I wasted like 5 hours on this, though ;_;

>>105974423
also, I really need to re-learn some basic fucking crypto...

>>105970008
Well, it's good to have a plan, I suppose.

Is this why they want so many jeets?

>>105974480
I love how their solution isn't "use less energy" it's just "move current waste around (using even MORE energy)"

>>105974423
Nice, you likely belong in /twg/.

>>105974825
[x] doubt. I bet 98% of the retards in this general have no clue how to solve it
I work in infosec, btw

My workplace lets us choose whatever 3 days of the week we go to the office, and there's no in person clocking in, meaning I clock in the same way I do when I wfh, from my computer.

Since bosses are never there, and they never really check anything, I wonder for how long I could get away with just not going, at all.

As a senior cyber analyst, if I pivot into a pen tester role, can I be senior pen tester right away?

>whippersnapper applying to one of the open positions
>asking for salary guys with +10 yoe like me earn
On one hand, he has every right to ask for $$$ but if I evaluate him against advanced standards most probably I have to fail him. On the other hand, if I let a mediocre guy pass and earn the same money as I do my ego will be hurt (could use him as a piece to negotiate a better salary in 1 year time though). On the third hand he is white and if fail him we will inevitably get some jeet instead.
Leaning towards taking one for the team but I'm conflicted.

>job asks me to upload my resume
>then proceeds to ask me my education and job history
What's even the fucking point of the resume?

>>105975548
Can't you just negotiate him down and see if he bites or not? It's not uncommon for people to negotiate higher than what they actually expect so they get what they want without seeming unreasonable when they agree to the lower pay. Unless you've already done that.

>>105975573
they replaced half of their workforce with AI
>and now they are trying to backtrack

>>105975590
I'm merely evaluating the tech rounds and make a rec, negotiation is done by someone else not understanding the nuances besides yes/no/do we have budget for him

>futures

if AI and robots are replacing every in two more weeks, shouldn't that guarantee jobs forever for us IT repair dustmen?

>>105976000
Oil is still dropping.

>>105971208
Why even bother socializing if you're not trying to have kids? You could have just stayed home, played video games, and done programming competitions.

>>105971528
Take a vacation to Colombia.

>>105971124
If you homeschool them you don't need to do the GED. My parents ran my "diploma" off on the family inkjet (it's one of maybe 10 things that piece of trash printed correctly) and then I went to college at 16.

>>105976442
in america you can be admitted to an "ivy league" school with nothing but a piece of paper printed by your parents who taught you that dinosaurs were never real and that fractions are the work of the devil
so fucking based

Oh? You're an expert coder?
Write me a powershell script under 25 lines to display the contents of a folder.

>>105976478
Why do you need 25 lines to do ls $* in powershell?

>>105976472
>fractions are the work of the devil
Hey! My dad taught me math very well. I could even do basic integrals when I graduated.

>>105976492
[/code]ls : The term 'ls' is not recognized as the name of a cmdlet...[/code]
ACK!!

>>105976497
>>105976472
Also it's not "dinosaurs were never real" it's "dinosaurs and humans were contemporary."

>>105976502
Bitch are you disagreeing with Carl Fucking Everett? I think he knows more about the Bible than you do.

>>105976527
I have no idea who that is but I highly doubt it.

>>105976570
violent baseball man who knows dinosaurs do not appear in the bible

>>105976478
tree /f

>>105971124
what's wrong with you? I want my kids to be uberchads, school is pointless, they should join a football club and bang the hotties

>monday
no no no NO NO NO NOOOOO
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>105973953
Update: today is the day. I am at the office lobby right now. It is 7:40 am. My orientation starts at 9. I don't know what I was thinking but I came here way too early. The security looked at me weird and made me sit. Now I am sitting in the lobby like an autist saying good morning to every person passing by. Self-inflicted humiliation ritual

>>105976861
>fired immediately for culture fit

>>105976861
>giving the 'ick this early
uh oh, not a good start anon
but it's not over yet

Happy Monday!

>>105976915
He tried to warn us...

>>105976906
>>105976868
I have not met with any woman yet

>>105976923
>The Wealthiest 10% of US Households Now Represent Nearly 50% of Consumer Spending

I can see why the tax cuts are apart of the higher income brackets. They literally cannot afford for the top end to stop spending. Now with the theory of trickle down economics if every high income spender was replaced with a saver then the market would screech to a halt aside from stocks, assets and houses. If that happened over night then warehouse, labor, and service industries would collapse entirely.

With tech/government layoffs you are seeing this play out.

Monday
Log into people screaming about a SharePoint vulnerability and everything is on fire.
It's going to be a long day

>>105977021
press S to spit on all sharepoint admins

>>105977021
Yet another useless product that just adds more bullshit to your plate.

>Project I've been working on for the last 2 months gets immediately cancelled cause deal fell through
Well well well sounds like I'm about to move to the unemployed thread

>>105976861
Usually your boss schedules a meeting with you your first day. You should have targeted that.

>>105976861
HAHAHAHAHAH
Good luck bro

>>105976973
Stocks crash if sales stop growing and people are way over leveraged on houses so those go too. Other assets are really a lower income thing.

>>105977241
I already had a ramp-up meeting with him last week. In fact I was supposed to start last week but the HR delayed my background check for some reason.

>>105977247
Yeah if the kids that had college degrees spent the last 5 years making any form of payment we would have seen a slow rebound in the economy but at the same time it would grow again much quicker since they would have even more spending power. These are likely the people who are over leveraged with their houses and credit card debts. They choose to save for a house instead but now it's going to foreclosure soon.

>>105976915
If Amazon's corporate attrition gets any higher they might not have any corporate work force at all.

>>105977281
Everyone stupid enough to buy a house during the past 2-3 years deserves foreclosure.

The market is mostly fucked. I expect some deflation to happen. Junk food, restaurants, alcohol and gas respectively. Houses will be mostly stable aside from those buying junked up houses from angry foreclosures. Credit card rates are already beyond high between 20-35% with delinquencies on the rise due to job loss you should expect this rate to increase even more or the banks start adding credit rating cut offs again.

>>105973089
Any USA based technology company or technology consulting company that has a large office in South America. You have to be a dev though and really good at it. Microsoft, Amazon... etc.

>>105977504
>>105973089
before taxes.

>>105973277
>>105973089

Have you heard of EPAM or Hexaware?

>>105974837
infosec is fake and gay

>>105975151
no because senior cyber analyst is a fake job and everybody knows it.

>>105975590
give him an offer, in writing, at whatever compensation you feel that he is worth and let him decide.

>>105976423
there's alot more to life than reproducing.

>>105977605

Reproducing is arguably the #1 point of life, to keep life going, everything else is side quests

First KPMG interview tomorrow
Wish me luck

>>105976478
>expert coder
>25 lines
Do you even code bro?

Get-ChildItem -File | ForEach-Object { Get-Content $_ }

>sr engineer
>basically chucked all of the jeets under the bus this morning on my team to my manager/director
I don't know what Elon's talking about, these are the laziest fucking people alive if you don't keep your boot to their neck 24/7.

>>105977653

Managers like the whip though. That's the point. White people don't accept the whip, browns do. Managers truly see workers are these generic resources not as people with agency that could create value on their own.

>>105977664
I don't blame them if their interacting with jeets most of the time. They ARE incapable of creating value when left alone, at least from what I've seen at my last few jobs.

I have delayed sleep phase disorder and i can only work as a noc engineer

>>105977612
Wrong. That normie-think caused by normie-indoctrination reinforced by normie-propoganda.

The #1 point of life is to quest for a life worth living in a manner that does not inflict suffering upon other people.

To live is to suffer, therfore, by reproducing you will have inflicted suffering upon your children by creating them.

>>105977684

That's absolutely true. Even the better jeet engineers I've worked with are simply mercenaries. They actually hate coding and don't actively look for things and processes to improve.

>>105977785

>that's normie think

At a time when birthrates are plummeting and people are fetishizing their pets en masse? It's the opposite of normiethink. You're a normie. You're literally rattling off gay ass redditor talking points. You suffer because nature is punishing you. It's punishing you for neglecting your duty. Your duty, as life, is to create more life, raise life, and continue life. You aren't doing that. You should be depressed and miserable for being a cosmic failure and taking this miracle for granted.

So do I have this right
>100k CS graduates per year
>100k h-1b per year
>cs graduates can't find jobs
>h-1b need same training and ramp up as fresh graduate anyway

>>105977826

h1bs are just the tip of the iceberg. It's remote offshore workers that are biting into the graduate job pile now.

>>105977798
>normie thnks having children is immortality
No, I am not suffering. I've made it past that point now and am focused on overcoming struggle. I am not depressed and miserable because the freedom of overcoming daily struggle is an extremely joyful activity.
Some day you will die, and the people that remember you will die next; it is inevitable.

I was apathetic to them before, but after having a kid it's clear now how deranged antinatalist faggots are

>>105977854

>NO NO I ACTUALLY MADE IT UP I'M ACTUALLY NOT DEPRESSED LIFE IS UH GREAT LIFE IS GREAT AND GOOD YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MAD

I know I will die, I don't see myself as some kind of special atomic entity. I'm just one point in a continuous chain of life and if I don't do my job it ends. The line ends, that line dies, that's mortality. I don't care about my brief time on this Earth. If anyone is going to be judged it's the people that decided to wallow in self pity, faggotry, and hedonism rather than doing the obvious and building a family of their own before proceeding to the entertainment. You are miserable because you are fucking up. I can repeat that as much as you need to hear it, depression is a message and a signal, not a disorder. That is God telling you you are fucking up.

>>105977841
Not in my experience. And anyways those are acceptable terms in the digital age.
My company has a branch in India and yet there are still so many of them here. Why can't they do the same work at the branch in India?

>>105977876
kid's are great and fun, there is honor in adopting or fostering or just being fun and kind to children, but generating kids... lol woah unto you I am sure you are already backstabbing everybody at work and justifying that by "oh I have to feed my kid"

>>105976861
you were browsing 4chan in the new job? it's over for you

>>105977885
I agree that wallowing in self pitty, faggotry, and hedonism is not good; such behavior inflicts suffering on other people.
Since you referrenced God, go take a look at Matthew 19:12

You've been rebuked. Now shut the fuck up.

>>105977653
When I complained that our engineering org was being taken advantage of by jeets on our team doing LITERALLY nothing, and then consistently having their projects shuffled to non jeet engineers, I was completely ignored.

So I simply stopped working pretty much, thats been going on for 3 or so months now. I literally sit here at my desk playing crpgs, answering dms occasionally, I refuse to accept work from scrubs trying to pawn their shit off too.

>>105977922

>he actually went and did the redditor thing where he cherrypicks a Bible verse

I said "God" faggot, not the Christian God. You simply think in terms of generic canned characters and responses. If there is a God he obviously speaks to us through our instinct and subconscious.

By your own token, if life is suffering and pain and should cease, why is your goal in life to "limit suffering in others?" Lol? You're just an absurd, warped mix of Christian morality and Jewish nihilism and think it's novel and cutting edge when it's really some kind of strange form of modern kool aid cultism that is naturally going to die a quick death.

>>105977979
>God is not God the Father of Christ
wow, just wow, you know less than nothing. Yeah, no wonder you have kids, what a two-bit normie you turned out to be. You seem to know alot about reddit. Very suspect.

Fuck it it's time to start saving money for a future lay off. Contracts are bullshit at this point there is no more job security private or public sector.

>>105977653
Desu I just don't like them gaming our system but in my experience they are just as competent as anyone else. That's the Indians in India and the Indians in merica.
Some are normie tier and ask retarded questions, some are quite knowledgeable.
My interactions have been mostly boomer jeets. We did some interviews and a lot of the candidates were younger and doing the masters program scam and they were kind of retarded. We were even going to give one a job even though he obviously didn't know shit but he only wanted remote.

>>105978065
I have 3/4 milli in cash I really want to fuck off innawoods and never touch a computer again.

>>105978000

Brother are you malfunctioning right now, how do you reconcile your obviously Christian moral foundation championing service and virtue with your nihilistic belief that life is painful and meaningless? It's contradictory. Sounds like someone who is delusionally coping for the hole in the heart.

Anyone forced to manage up? Got into a role without really any devops or PM experience and it feels like my boss doesn't really keep track of any documentation or wiki. He often has side conversations with other teams and implements stuff without my visibility until it's done and it's starting to bug the shit outta me because we don't have any shared documentation (I've introduced this before but he didn't use the tool and now everything is offline again). The only asscheeks thing is if I introduce this back, he'll ask me to retroactively add the stuff back and I'm going to be like "the fuck?"

>>105978179
Me. I'm a sr, my current manager doesn't do anything, literally. I was then told I should start picking up more managerial duties like keeping an eye on team members and what they are doing work wise, writing process/team orientation docs, etc.

Then when I brought a bunch of fucked up shit I noticed to my managers attention, like team members not working, docs he wrote that are out of date or wrong, epics that need to be reconfigured, etc he suddenly got annoyed, and told me I didn't need to do any of this anymore.

>>105977605
Yeah and none of it requires consistent employment.

>>105978206
I do kinda mind but it would be nice if I can find some templates or best practice how to manage shit since this is the first time I'm in this type of role without any guidance. Trying to find templates or proper workflow of projects and I can't really find a golden standard or something that'll work with my company. There's also the double edge sword where if I start introducing procedures well I'm on the hook for it too rather than me freeforming but I think I'm starting to really need structure here.

my life would be so much better if i lived in san fransisco and made 200k a year. how do i get a job like this if my only work experience is IT/help desk stuff

>>105978259
Why would you want to live in Southern California? Just being there is a massive liability.

>>105978259
just invest. if you invested in HOOD last year, your money would've went up 5x!
.....I wish I put more in it rather than meme into AI coins...

>>105978241
Yeah, its unfortunate, but there really is no template to work off of, you just kind have to see what sticks process wise.
If you've been given the controls, I say just do what you think is best, or what sounds best to you and create your own structure if your manager doesn't have input or guidance. Thats basically what I was doing until I was asked to stop in a dm from my manager because I was making my him look bad with all the work I was creating hes left on the table for years.

>>105978259
>how do i get a job like this
do something to freshen up your resume
then luck
>lucky to be good
>good to be lucky

>>105978273
what is there to dislike? the weather is nice, the city is nice, lots of tech opportunities, good transportation, lot of things to do, great food (seriously, just walking into a random eatery on the street had food that tasted 10x better than my city), i visited recently and really liked it, hell, even the homeless people were kind of chill.

>>105978241
>on the hook for it
You're going to get burned and you already know it. Why would you do your managers job?

>>105978290
This shit is so hard damn.
I'm genuinely surprised these guys don't want structure and rather just throw themselves in the fire almost every single time.

>>105978311
because fuck me if I get another scope creep or just asks getting flung about or a "why did we do this again" type scenario and I have to go digging for the receipts. It's going to drive me insane. Plus I can add it to my resume and it's a nice skill to have.

>>105977885
>lol woah unto you I am sure you are already backstabbing everybody at work
Projection

>apply to some se job on linkedin
>some indian writes me and wants to talk over the phone from an indian number
yeah that's gonna happen

>>105978357
respond to him with "good morning sir"

>>105978370
told him to email me first from an official account for an appointment. 99% chance never to hear from him again

>>105978328
Fair enough and I'm sure you're doing the right thing for your specific circumstance. I've just seen so much that dysfunction can't be fixed and stopped trying since it only makes it worse and then they also shoot the messenger >(you)
Sometimes you can be rewarded for stepping up too, but that seems rare these days.

>>105978065
>it's time to start saving money for a future lay off
anon... are you retarded? you should have been saving from day 1 of your first job

>>105978259
I have a job working with low-code stuff.
I'm trying to get into grad school so I can do a masters in CS.

IDK if I'll make it but I really want that 6 figure bay area job as well. I've always wanted to move to SF.

>>105978310
Sodom sounded "pretty chill" too. Eventually you'll realize what it really is and you'll find yourself fleeing like lot while your life looks back at the inferno and your daughters, influenced by the hell they grew up in, get you drunk and fuck you.

>>105978447
imagine being a christkike evangelist on 4chan.org/g/ - Tech Workers General

>>105978463
I'm not even telling you to be Christian. I'm just giving you practical advice as someone who lived somewhere like that for years thinking the same things. But maybe if you can't see it you'll have to experience it for yourself.

>>105978416
Yeah, I feel like this can backfire pretty badly but honestly not having proper procedures is starting to get me a little annoyed since I'm starting to get requests and they're being more forceful with stuff but I don't have a proper procedure to like tell them to chill tf out. That being said I don't want to be blogposting this entire general, just wanted to see if you guys know any good templates or guides, books or whatever to get started for this. I have no idea where to start since my role title doesn't really align with what I'm actually doing.

I think I'd kill myself if I had to write integration/e2e tests without the testcontainers library. How the fuck did people manage without this thing lol

>>105978516
Ooh that looks amazing. I was going to call you a fag for using a testing library since most of them are overthought garbage but that is legitimately useful.

>>105978436
Downtown SF is a literal shithole

>>105978436
>t 6 figure bay area job
Everywhere pays 6 figures after a couple YOE. You don't need to be in California for that.

>>105978538
>[HEADCANNON]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B4cX4TlpV8

>>105967915
every single video of us cops shooting nigs i saw the nig was using violence against the cops first
as a white person you have nothing to fear from us cops

>>105971547
This sounds suspiciously like the place i am working at.

>>105978532
I'm in the miserable position of having a ts codebase interact with a python codebase with other dependencies like redis, prefect and postgres and I shudder at the thought of needing to manage builds, teardowns etc for these containers for testing purposes myself. Any sort of testing that has these types of dependencies (assuming you run this stuff in docker) is made a million times easier with testcontainers.

>>105978549
That's definitely not true.
Either way, a midwest salary progression looks something like this:
>60k
>80k
>100k
>120k
while in the bay area it would be:
>120k
>180k
>250k
>300k+

>>105978564
>as a white person you have nothing to fear from us cops
I used to be poorly behaved retard when I was younger and did a bunch of legitimately illegal things while drunk and the cops have never *once* been belligerent with me when I was caught because I just did what I was told. You might say "oh that's cucked" or whatever but you literally can't do anything else. You have five armed guys standing in front of you. You do what they say and if they're wrong you sort it out in court.

>>105978564
Simon says put your hands behind your feet

>3 technical interviews

>>105978613
we regret to inform you that we are moving forward with other candidates

>>105976861
i was late on my first day

>>105978638
I dont play those games

>>105978561
nta
I'm not american, I live in a 3rd world country and that city looks crappy to me. I watched for a couple of minutes and saw people selling stuff and random dirt floating in the (uneven) sidewalks. shitty, ugly buildings that have that 80s "modern" look. everything looks old in a bad way.
I've lived in better places. ever visited buenos aires?

>>105978677
SF spends a ton of money preserving the spirit of an American frontier city because if they didn't it would end up like Detroit or Chicago. Nostalgia is the only thing they have.

>>105978590
>That's definitely not true.
Well it's true on the East Coast. Since everyone is remote now that means it's true everywhere in the US too.

I'd live in the Bay Area and income max as a young gun under 30 but it seems positively insane to try to settle and raise a family there, the culture is like peak cosmopolitan immorality and globohomo

>>105978108
>My interactions have been mostly boomer jeets.
The first wave of Indian immigrants had super high standards. The current wave is one tier above the ones being shat out into rural Canada.

>>105978592
>how to avoid getting shot with this one simple trick

>>105978677
When I was in the US I was kinda taken aback when some relatives told me I couldn't go to this seemingly completely normal park after dark. Or that I had to avoid downtown in a major metro area during the day cause it's too dangerous with drug addicts and homeless roaming. I live in a country Americans have either never heard of or would call a shithole and you can walk here at any time of day or night with 0 safety worries. I see women walking alone at 1-2 am all the time. A ton of them even have headphones in. Was a bizarre thing to experience.

>>105978804
Primarily because the US has an enormous, largely ignored drug problem, and sky high murder rates.

The lowest murder rate state in the US is still 4x higher than anywhere in Europe, per 100,000. Funnily, AI chalks it up to "socioeconomic factors". Every region that has higher density of black people, has a sharp incline in murder rates, gun violence, and felony level drug crime.

Some 3rd world countries have lower murder rates than the US, and its almost entirely because "african american" communities love to kill apparently.

>>105978919
Oh forgot to mention, in the worst areas, the likelihood of getting murdered is actually 10x of that anywhere in Europe.

LAND OF THE FREE

HOME OF THE BRAVE

>>105976915
Makes sense though. Why hire overpriced American engineers for 300k when Indian engineers do the same or better for 30k?

>>105978693
>SF spends a ton of money preserving the spirit of an American frontier city
wtf it was one of the first american cities planned and designed around the car

>>105978951
based. you never know when you have to gun down some nigger or jeet

>>105978951
Subway fucking sucks but it would be nice if everybody walked around with guns again

>>105978919
>>105978928
It was probably the biggest culture shock I've ever had. Multiple homeless crackheads screaming at me, one threatening to throw a glass bottle at me. Had never felt unsafe a single time in my own country. We're pretty homogeneous being a slavic country and there are definitely a fuckton of scumbag pieces of shit here but it's never like that.

>>105978951
>carries a gun in public
>gets scared when people stare

what's the point?

>>105978677
I don't see what you mean. The cleanliness and condition of the city is on par with or better than any western European city I've ever visited. If you don't like the architecture, well that's your opinion, but calling downtown San Francisco a shithole is some extreme hyperbole.

>>105979058
There is a homeless shit tracker you can use to avoid it.

I report to the controller. The guy started a few years after we signed on a really good MSP, local too.
The MSP has never increased their prices, theyve gone above and beyond and are committed to the company running properly.
Controller wants a meeting with the MSP but dodges all meetings I've asked him to join.
Go behind my back to schedule a meeting with the MSP. Invites me to join. Whatever.
They get him the same documents I sent him (Master Agreement contract, Scope of work, etc).
Controller is now e-mailing an MSP out of state.
I think it's STL?
Anyway, not sure what to think about this. It's a giant red flag for me.
Never had an issue with my job performance. Always meet deadlines and get shit done. The department is run as it should with no nonsense.
I can only help but feel that the controller doesn't like the MSP solely because he has no way to approach the existing MSP to ask for control (admin passwords, access to x, y z, etc.) without going to a new MSP who would report to him and not me. Thus creating a rogue IT department that I have no control over but he does.
That is creating a toxic work environment.. Idk.
Thoughts on this?

>>105979080
Who's going around tracking homeless peoples shit exactly

>>105979083
>Thoughts on this?
What did it teach you about B2B sales?

You guys have seniors that sends you an email with action items and then sets a meeting afterwards anyways to discuss and it's like.....why?

>>105979024
>giant "SHOOT ME FIRST" sign
>limited to no control over your own weapon
>nigga with a glawk can empty his whole extended magazine into you before you can even shoulder your rifle
The point of open carrying is virtue signaling.
You want to defend yourself? Conceal carry.

>>105979085
You use it like waze and just mark it when you see it for the community similar to speed traps.

>>105979085
germans

>>105979094
It would be good if absolutely everybody open carried all the time.

>>105979088
Come again?

>>105979114
>Come again?
What did it teach you about B2B sales?

>>105979080
this is like 14 years worth of shits

Anyone ever lie on a CV? I've been working on a side project full time for a year and it's flopped due to stuff out of my control and I'm thinking of just using a friends small dev studio as reference and saying I worked there for a year.

>>105979154
Nothing. My post has nothing to do with sales.

>>105979173
Very disappointing, Anon. We're going to have to touch base upon this tomorrow afternoon. I'll schedule a Google Meet now.

HH

I'm just done with life in general.

>>105979113
What's with retards and wanting to live in low-trust societies?

People would shoot each other over every little dispute. You think road rage is bad now? Lol. There's a reason why widespread open carry only ever happened in lawless shitholes.
If you want to live somewhere where everyone carries, move to the hood.

Waiting for my recruiter to get back to me about next steps. FAGMAN really does love making a jobless fuck sweat don't they? If it was a no they would have already told me.

>>105968490
>LeArN a TrADe ZoOoMeeerRr
>Zomer says he wants to learn a trade
>NOT LIKE THIS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck off

>>105979248
They're just incredibly bureaucratic and slow to move. So is every other big company.

>>105966788
>>105979262
>he fell for the learn 2 code meme
>he fell for the go 2 trade school meme
lmao have fun buddy

Which one of you faggots is going to have the initiative to bake a new thread?

>>105979276
it's 1pm so I'm taking my lunch break

>>105979276
Not me, we're standing in my thread already.
>>105979273
So what are we even supposed to do to "earn" a living? Because I promise you if certain lines are crossed the rich people will be dead.

>>105979287
get in the wage cage
>b-but I'll Luigi!
You won't do shit, retard.

>>105979306
>Wage cage
not an argument, you cannot even pay rent by working in a wage cage. Let alone make a living.

>>105979325
>pod
>bugs
>iphone
Let me guess. You need more.

>>105979264
Unless it's a no then they will just come right out and say it. No reason for a recruiter to keep someone on the hook if they already have an answer.

>>105979350
Weak bait

>>105979378
You don't deserve the good bait.

>>105979287
Trust the plan.

>>105979385
*bonks you*

NEW
>>105979457
>>105979457
>>105979457
>>105979457
>>105979457

>>105979024
>american is paranoid and thinks the whole world is out to get him
woah

>>105979080
kek

>>105979058
I mean the city is ugly af. if that's the downtown, I can't imagine how ugly must be the surroundings. and, you know, people take care of cities according to how nice they are.
yeah, might not look like a shithole (at least judging by the video), but I wouldn't want to live or work there Tbh

>>105978108
>We did some interviews and a lot of the candidates were younger and doing the masters program scam and they were kind of retarded.
What program scam is that? The ones that offer STEM MBAs/OPT to extend their stay here? Because almost every Uni has done this now.

>>105977687
I've got a noc job too but all I do is take complain from client and pass it to vendor. What does noc engineers do? Is it a good career option for CS grads? It's my first job

>>105978549
Not true at all. My salary progression in 2.5 years has been:
>start at 82k
>raise to 84k after a year
>no raise after second year, still at 84k
I'm trying to get out of here, but there's no jobs in my state, not many remote jobs, and the in-office jobs elsewhere aren't interested in trying to relocate people.