Thread 105989202

You find out you’re being surveilled, what do you do?

masturbation on webcam

>>105989202 (OP)
my life is too boring for them to care desu

I have a google account

nothing. there's literally nothing you can do to stop it.

>>105989310
Learning mandarin surely isn’t that hard

>>105989213
>tfw I was gonna make the exact same joke

it wouldnt surprise me
>what do you do
nothing

>>105989202 (OP)
what an odd thing to ask, glowfaggot

>>105989393
They then send people to threaten you via lawyerspeak in an area without cameras

>>105989202 (OP)
Depends how I find out because that's usually a clue as to who's doing it

If it's glowies? Flip off the camera and and I'm feeling feisty and confident it's them I might mutter something like "kill yourself government fuckers, 1488 heil hitler ruby ridge faggots" If it's something less sophisticated usually shrug it off. I assume this implies digital surveillance only and not old school surveillance where they setup cameras. If it's my personal PC then I'd just remove the malware.

>>105989202 (OP)
i know they are

>>105989469
what if its malware that hops from device to device?

>>105989469
Example: Your android phone is being chromecasted to an unknown device and draining your battery through a backdoor

>>105989417
>They then send people to threaten you via lawyerspeak in an area without cameras
>>105989488
>what if its malware that hops from device to device?
>>105989489
>Example: Your android phone is being chromecasted to an unknown device and draining your battery through a backdoor

Nigger what the fuck? Are you being targeted by a gang or group or some shit?

>>105989202 (OP)
we all are being surveilled, best we can do is to get corpos off

Hope I can get my female stalker addicted to lactation porn so I can make milky milky fun time 10 months later and we live happily ever after

>>105989202 (OP)
shit on the floor

>>105989202 (OP)
I hold my hand to the side of my phone to kind of block the view from that side

>>105989745
>Nigger what the fuck? Are you being targeted by a gang or group or some shit?

Sure feels like it, the chromecast incident even happened overseas

>>105989202 (OP)
At first I try to make it interesting but after a while it gets tiring so I become boring. Then I eat cookies.

I already assume that and make no change.
Its their punishment to watch me.

>>105989857
This is the correct answer.

>>105989857
Weak sissy.
I already do dangerous yet not illegal stuff.

>>105989202 (OP)
Try to disable it as much as possible and occasionally yell at them to stop when I know they're watching.
Same thing I do with google on my phone.

Nervously and loudly say "I sure hope nobody is listening right now" before unleashing a sustained ass breaking brap.

>>105989857
>he thinks they’ll leave him alone
>he thinks they won’t secretly fudge his digital footprint making him seem suicidal and depressed and constantly post about shit like “going to sleep” test the effects of antidepressants on him when all he wants to do is just go to the gym, workout and be left the fuck alone

shiggy.

>>105989202 (OP)
Don't do anything suspicious. Take reasonable precautions to hide embarrassing stuff, but it would probably be ineffectual. It depends on the level of surveillance.

>>105989202 (OP)
Gore and scat porn video playlist on repeat with the monitor turned off on my internet facing laptop, whilst I work on other things on my offline computer.

What if I don’t want to leave the screen?

>>105989202 (OP)
keep being based so the feds get redpilled