>>106111516 (OP)
put it up your ass

a hammer
shatter the disc inside

>>106111516 (OP)
give it to your local officer

>>106111516 (OP)
dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/sdX bs=4096 iflag=fullblock status=progress

You can run shred with any number of passes beforehand if you're particularly paranoid about anyone potentially recovering your dolphin porn.

I don't remember whether writing random data or zeroes is preferred. I assume it's the former.
>>106111522
--and CLENCH!

>>106111593
What if that random data happens to be... you know...

hide it in your butt
your body will decompose it

>>106111516 (OP)
drill through the plates

>>106111544
tiktok link?

use a program to write random data to it a few times. It should help. But wear leveling means you probably won't write to sectors that hold old/bad sectors that still have data that the ssd decided aren't good anymore.
then use the secure-erase feature on your BIOS (hoping it actually does anything :^)). then take it apart. drill some holes through each of the NAND's. leave it in a bucket of salt water for a week. Break it some more, toss it. burn it. something like that.

>>106111593
>>106111655
note that a lot of posters recommend anything but shattering the plates because that's the only thing that makes their lives exponentially harder and requires a team of SEM experts to stare at magnetic domains hoping to recover anything at all

>>106111681
OP posted an SSHD. I assume that's an SSD so there aren't any discs.
If it's an HDD, yea, take it apart and grab those discs.

>>106111689
I didn't realize SSHD has discs and SSD components. This is news to me. I've only ever used SSD's or HDD's.
use your toolkit and grab those discs. drill holes leave in salt water. drill more holes.

>>106111681
Most HDD platters aren't glass (only seagates above 10tb seem to be) but bending them is enough apparently.
Also SEM gear is overpriced garbage.
$10k for a hydraulic piston inside a pretty case with some buttons
$50k for a shredder that jams every 200 drives

>>106111516 (OP)
Turn it in to your local police department, they'll shred it for you OP. :^)

>>106111516 (OP)
Just put it in the oven for 30 min

>>106111516 (OP)
its too late. quantum is out

>>106111516 (OP)
send it to me

>>106111516 (OP)
Mix a small amount of red iron oxide and aluminum powder (8:3 ratio by weight), put it into a bag/balloon with a sparkler inserted into the thermite and attach an electric match to the sparkler. Keep your HDD in a ceramic pot and put the thermite on top of the HDD. You can now electronically/remotely melt you HDD.

>>106111516 (OP)
bath tub and or hammer

>>106111516 (OP)
Open it up, take out the platters, lay them on rocks, and hit them with MAP gas (actually MAP gas is something else these days, but it's MAP gas - a blue flame torch, you buy the yellow can of gas & the torch assembly (it has an igniter) as a set, and can get more gas in the form of another canister)

You can also hit the chips with the torch.

obvs have good ventilation etc.

maybe you'll get cancer, but the fbi isn't recovering that data. Maybe the nsa can idk.

>>106112297
this

>>106111516 (OP)
Take it to a gun range and throw the remains into a pond.
May as well make it a fun afternoon

>>106111516 (OP)
Use the shred cmd on it a minimal of 7 times over to set the disk to jabber, then take it apart, smash the disk, and melt it in a furnace, then get out a drill and go back for the chips on the PCB to make sure it has no usable chips, and for good measure I keep a microwave I like to run em through for the pcb. After that make sure you dispose of itnin different locations each at least 90 miles apart from the rest site. As for the old case you can use it as a cute diy wallet depending on the disk drive. Hope it helps anon, now my tranny ass has to get back to the books.

>>106111516 (OP)
dirll microwabe aicd rvier

>>106111516 (OP)
poo in it. when they open it up to see if it has cp it will only have poo.

>>106111516 (OP)
Ask your mom to sit on it

>>106111516 (OP)
burn it in a bondfire fire anon an toss a paper ball doused in hydrogen peroxide in it

>>106111649
Just use the 3 dot menu then Search Image function from the upper left corner.

>>106111681
>note that a lot of posters recommend anything but shattering the plates because that's the only thing that makes their lives exponentially harder and requires a team of SEM experts to stare at magnetic domains hoping to recover anything at all

This makes sense, but I still think that map gas burning the plates is smart.

Personally, I break them in half after using the gas (and letting them cool a lot).

>>106111516 (OP)
Put absolutely critical data that you can't live without on it with zero backups and it'll self destruct in no time

>>106111516 (OP)
Observe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoWlCvRHB6g

Put it in a crucible and melt it in an oven.
Blowtorching works too, but is not retard proof.

>>106113151
furnace* You don't actually have to melt it completely, but it's easier than trusting theory.

>>106111544
>no hips or ass whatsoever
lol lmao even

>>106113436
tell me that you are an american without telling me that you are an american

you just hit the metal disc inside with a hammer and it's gone

>>106113721
glass/aluminum disc*

>>106113436
reminds of the baby got back music video by sir mix-a-lot

the video starts with one attractive white girl and her ugly white friend and then the rest of the music video is just ugly black girls who look like trannies
we are supposed to believe they are hotter than the two white girls in the beginning lmao. i think even most black men would choose the white girls in the beginning

>>106111516 (OP)
Take the cover off and keep hammering until you run out of tendies strength.
>>106111681
I find it funny people will pay money for what can be accomplished with a 5lb sledge and a screw driver.
>>106111544
Cute.
>>106113436
Disgusting.

>>106111516 (OP)
gnu shred or similar. a few passes with that: data gone. destructive route: electromagnets placed on the platters.

>>106111593
this anon knows

>>106111681
> shattering
most ive encountered are made of some metal alloy. you can still recover some data off of smashed platters anyway. ideally you need to run a magnet over them and the data is gone.

>>106113779
I am not american my fellow weeaboo

>>106111516 (OP)
Bitlocker encrypt then post it to your local glowies with 'Epstein CCTV - Original' written on it. They'll eventually get fed up trying to unfuxor and put a bullet through it.

>>106113895
>still recover some data off of smashed platters anyway
If anyone's going to that trouble, they already KNOW what's on it, before they start.

>>106111516 (OP)
Invent something better.

>>106113917
doesn't matter what's on it if the drive is encrypted. you'd be recovering chunks of encrypted data you'll never be able to crack. but you should always properly wipe drives before disposing of them.

>>106111516 (OP)
Dissolve in aqua regia

>>106114008
Yes, just wipe it, throw linux on it, fill it up with data, then delete it.
Give it to some poor kids and have them store shit on it for you.
Or use it for backup… get external case for it.
Or one of those plug-in top loaders.

>>106111544
I literally don't know if I have seen this exact same girl 100 times posted here, or it's just that all chinkbugs look the same.

>>106113436

>>106111681
>shattering the plates because that's the only thing that makes their lives exponentially harder and requires a team of SEM experts to stare at magnetic domains hoping to recover anything at all

platters don't break up in a way you can glue them back together, they are brittle and explode to a million pieces if you try to do as much as bend them. You cannot possible stitch them back together if that happens, like CDs (yeah, I have a broken CD that still plays).
t. tried bending a hdd plate once

>>106111689
>>106111698
SSHD is a HDD with an SSD cache portion. The data is stored on the HDD, the ssd part is used as cache. So just break the platters and you are done.

>>106111544
wony <3

fucking kikes took my ability to fap to her on r/kpopfap

>>106111625
the chance of your penis quantum tunnelling into your anus is much greater than shred + urandom resulting in gay furry porn
and if you still got gay furry porn on your drive b4 your penis reached your anus then god is trlling (you) something

Put into salt water for few days.

>>106111516 (OP)
set is as swap target on 8gb ram macbook

>>106111516 (OP)
https://cyber.gouv.fr/produits-certifies/blancco-drive-eraser-version-6120

7 pass.
Then use a sledgehammer, or whatever, to bend the disk physically. (you shouldn't need to open up the encasing to do that)

That's what they do with classified HDD.

>>106111516 (OP)
while plugged in chuck it into a bucket of water. do this outside and be careful! you could probably make some sort of lego device to be super safe.

>>106111516 (OP)
if you live near a volcano, that might work

>>106111516 (OP)
FUCK OFF GLOWNIGGER
>>>/v/717048568