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Anonymous No.106194243 [Report] >>106194351 >>106194384 >>106194463 >>106194475 >>106194509 >>106194679 >>106194790 >>106195233 >>106195317 >>106195416 >>106196345
AGI TODAY CONFIRMED
APOLOGIZE

if you thought the model was dumb, you dont know what its like running a 300 billion dollar company. Once they fix the sev and autoswitcher this afternoon, all you rust troons are losing your jobs
Anonymous No.106194312 [Report]
GIVE ME 500 BAZILLION DOLLARS NOOOWWWWW!!!!
Anonymous No.106194321 [Report] >>106194399 >>106196074
what's a sev?
termux-termite !!1GSw688pHqQ No.106194349 [Report] >>106194698 >>106194764 >>106195385 >>106196164
An /ai/ board would be like super duper ultra mega super Amazingly nice. Am I really alone in this sentiment?
Anonymous No.106194351 [Report] >>106194444
>>106194243 (OP)
What about that AGI 2027 paper? They were absolutely sure OAI was going to release the super agent this year
Anonymous No.106194384 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
fuck chatgpt, that nigger didn't know how to skip integrity check on installing packages from AUR.
Anonymous No.106194399 [Report]
>>106194321
Thats like Special Event Vacation, where the whole team goes out and gets piss3d. Sam holds one everyeim he burns through another $100B.
Anonymous No.106194444 [Report] >>106194521 >>106195265
>>106194351
hey decel, OpenAI already dropped its agent a few months ago. When the Sev and autoswicher are turned back on in a couple hours, we will start to see the intelligence explosion.

you all should have just learned to use these new tools in your workflows, but instead you decided to 'learn C' so that you could larp. GG

you're going to lose your fucking job.
Anonymous No.106194463 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
suck my feminine dick, I'll never acknowledge software
Anonymous No.106194475 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
I don't think they have even talked about relative context smoothing and tav defragmentation yet. It's obvious these were not enabled. ChatGPT 5 wins bigly.
Anonymous No.106194483 [Report]
>oh sorry we didn't plug something in so it was dumbed down
Anonymous No.106194486 [Report]
>shilling and lying on reddit about a switch being out of service which made the AI look dumb

horrific. AI bubble is about to explode in nuclear fire.
Anonymous No.106194509 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
>samhere!
Doubt.exe
Since when did he find the shift button?
They've killed him, haven't they
Anonymous No.106194521 [Report]
>>106194444
>Sev
>turned back on
Tell me you haven't worked a single day in big tech, baiting retard.
Anonymous No.106194559 [Report] >>106194594
heh, crazy story

you know that supercar i drive? yeah it broke down that day and i couldn’t make it to the office, that’s why gpt5 wasn’t working well. should be fixed soon
Anonymous No.106194594 [Report]
>>106194559
Better get that sev seen to Samlad, dont sound like its running right to me at all Expensive business in the old supercar racket, not looking after your sev righteously.
Anonymous No.106194657 [Report] >>106194690 >>106194780 >>106194788
Is pretty much all AI just a scam at this point?
I highly doubt all the investment money is actually being used responsibly.
Anonymous No.106194679 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
>believe me it will get better!1!!
Anonymous No.106194690 [Report] >>106194737
>>106194657
It's a stock market bubble for sure, but it's also genuinely, unironically useful, especially for coding.
Anonymous No.106194698 [Report]
>>106194349
shut up troon
Anonymous No.106194737 [Report] >>106194775 >>106194861 >>106195182
>>106194690
It's not profitable. It's consuming the energy and water output of a small country and hasn't seen any ROI.
Anonymous No.106194764 [Report]
>>106194349
lol i check this shithole once every few months ever since it became AI jeet central. /g/arbage
Anonymous No.106194775 [Report] >>106194803
>>106194737
what are your predictions on what will happen in the next few years if no profit is made?
Anonymous No.106194780 [Report]
>>106194657
yea turning back on the sev is code for loss leadering it and putting everyone on 4o lol
Anonymous No.106194788 [Report] >>106194892 >>106195272
>>106194657
>I highly doubt all the investment money is actually being used responsibly.
lel
Anonymous No.106194790 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
>agi
i fukken tested it
and its trash
Anonymous No.106194803 [Report]
>>106194775
The market crashes in a spectacular fashion as soon as the hype dies and the investment money dries out.
Anonymous No.106194824 [Report] >>106194907 >>106194916
these people are actually the most pathetic people alive
Anonymous No.106194861 [Report] >>106194928
>>106194737
I'm not debating that. I'm just saying that it is actually useful for some productive tasks.
Anonymous No.106194892 [Report]
>>106194788
dat Porsche doe
Anonymous No.106194907 [Report]
>>106194824
>retard.com
what did you expect?

many imes ive been redirected to retard.com
most often i just ignore the link
but sometimes, when i exhausted all other sources of knowledge
i click on their shit

and yes, indeed
i see that people ask the same questions as i do
but
NEVER, NOT EVEN ONCE
did i find an answer to my question on retard.com
alll i ever get is a question conforming to my query
and then a bunch of people having the same question, but no answer whatsoever

redd*t = retards
they dont have anything useful to say
they have no expertise. they dot even have fucking ideas
the whole domein is perfectly worthless
no
worse than worthless because they will cause you towaste your time, no matter how little of it, on clicking an url to find out theyre even more clueless than you are

reposting r*ddit should be a bannable offence
they NEVER have anything costructive to say
nor the redittors nor the reddit reposters
unless its something retarded and the object of the thread is to make fun of r*ddit NIGGERS
then its acceptable, but barely
Anonymous No.106194916 [Report] >>106194920
>>106194824
but i'm already a pro coder, the only thing i don't need it to do is code
Anonymous No.106194920 [Report] >>106195000
>>106194916
it's still faster than you
Anonymous No.106194928 [Report] >>106194945 >>106194991
>>106194861
And I don't disagree with you, I am saying it needs to be extremely useful to justify that massive expenditure in energy, water, etc.

"Useful assistant that you have to tard wrangle in case it makes mistakes" just doesn't cut it.
Anonymous No.106194945 [Report]
>>106194928
Yeah agreed.
Anonymous No.106194991 [Report] >>106195022
>>106194928
it's justified for the future. costs a fuckload at first then cost drops a lot for regular shit. so you need to consider all future gains from it, and think of the current cost with that perspective.
Anonymous No.106194998 [Report]
sam is such a disgusting rat
Anonymous No.106195000 [Report] >>106195039
>>106194920
if it could read books faster than me i'd still want to read books
Anonymous No.106195022 [Report] >>106195059
>>106194991
That's assuming the technology doesn't plateau, which is what seems to be happening here. And which some people that actually understood how LLMs work predicted would happen.

Basically, to keep the light on at the datacenters running, they needed a constant influx of investment money, based on the promise that future improvements would eventually make the whole thing profitable.
Anonymous No.106195039 [Report]
>>106195000
>I like reading code
my argument was for writing code not reading it.
Anonymous No.106195059 [Report] >>106195271
>>106195022
but the money they make on it now is invested in the next thing. you don't have to see all following steps before you commit to it, gotta walk the walk and see what you find when you get there. that's how it goes.
Anonymous No.106195101 [Report]
She looks like that one titan from SnK.
Anonymous No.106195182 [Report] >>106195287
>>106194737
>Nooo the AI will suck our oceans dry and then put us into matrix pods to continuously harvest our blood for cooling once the rest of the planet is dry enough to start harvesting spice on.
You said this
Anonymous No.106195233 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
Anonymous No.106195265 [Report]
>>106194444
WITNESSED
Anonymous No.106195271 [Report]
>>106195059
>the money they make on it
It's not making money.
Anonymous No.106195272 [Report]
>>106194788
>Buys Koenigseggs, old Porsches and a McLaren F1 with the money he got from scamming the government and Microshaft
If he weren't the architect of the Dead Internet, I would have to respect the hustle
Anonymous No.106195287 [Report]
>>106195182
No, I said the AI bubble was gonna collapse all the way back in 2023, I was wrong because somehow they've managed to make it last extremely long, but I never fell for the hype.
Anonymous No.106195317 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
>agi confirmed
>it is going to change models depending on the question
Anonymous No.106195385 [Report]
>>106194349
the tripfaggot is correct you know
Anonymous No.106195416 [Report]
>>106194243 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biUfMZ2dts8
Anonymous No.106196014 [Report] >>106196931
Anonymous No.106196026 [Report] >>106196931
Anonymous No.106196074 [Report]
>>106194321
he kills clankers
Anonymous No.106196164 [Report]
>>106194349
the ai generals alone on this board are explicitly dedicated to diy pornography

there is 0 need or value to taking this userbase and giving them an /ai/ board
Anonymous No.106196345 [Report] >>106196871
>>106194243 (OP)
Sounds like Sam needs more money.
Anonymous No.106196871 [Report]
>>106196345
but 500 B is tiny doe
smol tiny and cute
Anonymous No.106196931 [Report]
>>106196014
>>106196026
Funny how these fake screenshots never have a link to the shared chat session