Thread 106292893

Smiling sloppa edition

>General
The purpose of this thread is to discuss Maid Computers.

>What is a Maid Computer?
A Maid Computer is a highly mobile computer which can be used while standing or walking, without peripherals or special furniture, which can run compilers locally and has a physical keyboard and is small enough to fit in the standard apron of a maid outfit.

>Official Dra/g/on Maid Board Maidposting Guide
Please be polite when posting on the Dra/g/on Maid Board. Be nice to other maids and attach an image of your favorite maid to each post where you do not need the image field for something else (a process traditionally known as maidposting).

>Thread Open Discussion Topic
Discuss what Maid Computers you have and how you use them. Discuss high-end Maid Computers. Is there a manufacturer better than GPD? What Maid Computers do you want and how will you use them?

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>>106291257
Thanks, it's not my original description, I've read it from some other anon.

>>106291319
It's not that posting a maid confers authority (except picrel), it's jsut that it makes you identifiable.
>posts maid and stupid opinion
>posts maid and new unread opinion
We're predisposed to make quick judgements based on previous experience, so we will lean towards thinking your new idea is as dumb as the previous before reading, and will probably read uncounsciously looking for things to confirm our original bias. Same could apply if the first idea is good would make us prone to accepting second opinion. It ties back to the problem of the idea is evaluated on the merits of the author, not on the merits of the idea, which is a frowned concept on an anonymous basket weaving forum.

>>106291311
I don't think /cum/g posted porn on the blue board, at least not visibly to outsiders who weren't using their tools to view such porn. I believe they were banned because 4chan legal team was afraid a harmless image with embedded CP could give them trouble. Hence all embeds banned. If you do it secretly, they wouldn't know nor ban you, but the way /cumg/ was going, it raised the suspicion that every image posted there had embeds. Jannies don't carre about porn cunny, as can be usually seen on /dpt/ or /ptg/ when they post riskier OP pics. At most jannies delet the pic.
As for maid != /cumg/, I don't think jannies are that smart, they see embed they ban.

>>106291346
One such idea I've had which would trigger /tpg/ hardly would be get one cheap carcass of a malfunctioning le based ibm era thinkpad and fill it with phone/tablet internals. You could install some linux distros over the andorid and access them with termux or some X11 apps. Not optimal, but enough to trigger them to hell and back.


Also, are there even enough maids to keep a general up? Last one died with 11 posts, one of which was literally just a "bump".

>>106293001
>picrel
And I forgot picrel.

let reason = "I can function as the owner of a sub-treaty without ever signing a treaty"

Widget.active(<./106241838#p106266183>)

Honor.claim()

Agent, consider notify, instance manipulation used.

>>106292893 (OP)
>compile
TCC default and you have a starting provider

>>106284466
>>106285084
>>106288660
15 checkbooks with pens ready to sign whatever comes out of my mouth, or you can expect another 75 years for a nano-MC.

>>106293001
The last thread got deleted by jannies when they removed all the maidposts from /dpt/.

>>106293012
>police maid
My understanding of /cumg/ was that it has two tools. Something that lets you post an image that has some embedded information which allows it to render as a different image from an anime porn site, and a really bad embedding script that uses LSB steganography. I had assumed it was a honeypot for catching low IQ pedophiles because of how bad LSB would be for any real attempt at data hiding.

I think janny banned it because it was pornography themed and also because it makes moderating images harder. If you are the police maid who was running the honeypot, I support your effort of catching pedophiles, but please focus on the higher IQ ones currently puppeting the US government, rather than the lower IQ ones who don't understand why LSB is inadequate for hiding data. The high IQ ones are a much bigger threat.

>>106294063
>>106294098
>>106294615
Please explain this project more?

>>106294978
>they removed all the maidposts from /dpt/.
Shit, I might have missed them, too lazy to try to find mine and replies on desuarchive. 4chanx should highlight them there too instead of just on main site, since it links directly there.

>>106294978
/cumg/ was much more. They produced several softwares, like some image tagging and one plugin/usersciript/idk that I had that would take any image posted on 4chan and when you expanded it would expand to the higher res available on pixiv/booru/etc instead of whatever file limit. It didn't embed anything, the script jsut searched those sites and edited what was benig shown you. I liked it. Among other stuff they made. They had a based site (still banned URL) which I believe still hosts plenty of nice /g/ projects. Idk if people still update them. Their /g/'s good sites mirror still has some occasional updates, but I haven't seen one of those thread here in ages.

Point is, /cumg/ was a general that had active code production, and that's what I liked about them, not the porn per se. Like /tg/ gloats about being the board that produces the most shit: it's shit, but they're making stuff, it's a reason to be proud.

>I think janny banned
I doubt lowly jannies have decision power. They just follow orders from above. This site is a known honeypot with lots of govs feds glowies calling the shots. /cumg/ specifically I believe was targeted for the possibility of embeding cp and how hard moderating that would be. Glowies don't chatch pedos, they are pedos. "Plant pot on that commie's bag to have him arrested" has given way to "plant pedo on that chud's pc to have him arrested".

>>106294986
depending on how far you jump into context, it is five different projects. :I

Which model are you hoping for most?

>>106296142
I don't understand what the projects are or which models are offered.

Fuck off, eli.
(You) will never be a woman.
(You) will never be a maid.

>>106296248
when going public, a customer will have the option of walking into any store with whatever phone, and place their order without any greater effort than showing a sales rep the pic on their device. You can ASK for pretty much anything, a final price point does not necessarily work with high-end customization, or we would need contact info to send an invoice.

>maid threads are back
/g/ is saved

>>106292893 (OP)
How do you get the angle between two 3D positions?
I know you can check if one is in front of a cone with dot products and a constant below tau / 2(for radius of the cone)
same for a vector that points toward it if using cross products but getting the angles is where i don't know how you are supposed to calculate it

>>106298630
ai sloppa gave me the following, which is close to what I barely remember from college:

function angle_between_vectors(x1, y1, z1, x2, y2, z2):
// Step 1: Compute the dot product
dot = x1*x2 + y1*y2 + z1*z2

// Step 2: Compute the magnitudes
mag1 = sqrt(x1*x1 + y1*y1 + z1*z1)
mag2 = sqrt(x2*x2 + y2*y2 + z2*z2)

// Step 3: Compute the cosine of the angle
cos_theta = dot / (mag1 * mag2)

// Step 4: Clamp the value to [-1, 1] to avoid numerical errors
cos_theta = max(-1, min(1, cos_theta))

// Step 5: Compute the angle in radians
angle = acos(cos_theta)

return angle

>>106298303
hoe long since the last thread? i remember the last one being almost a year ago

>>106298726
They usually get deleted by jannies.

>>106298673
When i test it i get 0 when the second position is at the origin and inverting 1 and 2 gives same result???
with z coords 0 and y coords being the same but only x coords differing i get nonsensical values when i should get an equivalent of -90° or 90°
the height coord does change the result as seems to be expected however so that's a start
i don't understand why there's only one float result either, is this proof that ai can't code?

>>106298630
angle between two points is not gometrically meaningful, but the angle between a point and a ray is

>>106294978
>that uses LSB steganography.
Did you analyze the format? It doesn't seem to be straightforward LSB steganography at least, because interpreting it as that just results in gibberish.

>>106292893 (OP)
Didn't get to reply in last thread but
>Does AndroidOS have local compilers?
The answer is "yes", apparently.
>https://book.jorianwoltjer.com/mobile/compiling-c-for-android

>>106293001
>It's not that posting a maid confers authority, it's jsut that it makes you identifiable.
The whole point of the thread was for everyone to post maids. If everyone is posting maids, then it isn't an identifiable trait. I have posted maids in this thread and the previous thread, yet I am not OP. Ironically, being the strongly dissenting textposter in a thread full of people posting random maid images (on an imageboard no less) makes (YOU) the identifiable one.

>>106301187
AI safety is generally a much larger issue than this thread. Everyone here should focus on their personal security over anything else, the change you want to see style

why do you have to wear a maid outfit? seems like this is just a weird tranny fetish or you're literally an evil maid performing attacks.
I'm going to go with weird fetish because it's not explicit that you're intending for this to be an evil maid attack discussion
also, my phone compiles code and fits in my pocket so... yeah I don't need to dress up like a maid to use it

super gay OP

>>106301624
Why are you here complaining? This seems like some weird delusion where you came to an anime website to get angry about seeing anime.

How about you leave. The Medios are cute and helpful. You're just a dumb faggot.

>>106301662
ywnbaw
kys faggot

>>106300188
>i don't understand why there's only one float result either, is this proof that ai can't code?
What I understood from your question is "the angle between two 3d vectors". That answer is indeed a single float. That answer would be theta in picrel (in radians, as I doubt acos() would return degrees). In that sense, it doesn't show that ai can't code, for it did code what I told it to. The failure would be at my understanding of your needs.

>When i test it i get 0 when the second position is at the origin
You mean angle((x,y,z),(0,0,0))? Seems correct: dot and mag2 would be zero, so it's be 0/mag1 == 0. The vectors are represented by a single coord which would mean the arrow comes from (0,0,0) to that point. So (0,0,0) to (0,0,0) would be the 0 vector, which I don't even know what angle would be the correct answer in this case. I guess you'd have to handle this edge case before calling the func?

>and inverting 1 and 2 gives same result???
angle(a,b) == angle(b,a)

>with z coords 0 and y coords being the same but only x coords differing i get nonsensical values when i should get an equivalent of -90° or 90°
You mean angle((x1, yconst, 0), (x2, yconst, 0))? I don't think there is any values that makes that 90°, but I admit I haven't drawn it.

>>106303280
>0/mag1 == 0
Ops, no. It would be 0/0 since its mag1*mag2 below the /. Which makes more sense. It's undefined behaviour. The 0 vector is not part of the domain of this function.

>>106301187
>on avatarfagging and idetifiabily.
Makes sense. I consneed. I do apologize for my earlier lack of maidposting. Have a gift.

>>106303280
ah, the ai sloppa makes sense then, thanks

>>106303280
>>with z coords 0 and y coords being the same but only x coords differing i get nonsensical values when i should get an equivalent of -90° or 90°
>You mean angle((x1, yconst, 0), (x2, yconst, 0))? I don't think there is any values that makes that 90°, but I admit I haven't drawn it.
angle((x,y,0)(0,0,z)) will give 90° for any x,y and z.

>>106292893 (OP)
Anons, what is the cheapest maid computer you can buy new? I don't care if the CPU's like 500mhz, I just want to write sweet nothings and hello worlds in C.
Tried searching around but the floor seems to be around 150 eurobucks which is too much for me.

>>106304888
Is maidposting spreading? I thought this was a containment thread.

>>106306472
Any time janitors relax on their maidposting bans, the entire board turns to maidposting pretty quickly because most /g/ users are maids.

>>106306472
>containment
lol

Where opensource maid computer...GPD is nice but full of backdoored hardware

There is one based on an esp32.
I can't believe maid computer threads are back.

>>106308159
MNT pocket reform, costs an assload though

>>106308159
>opensource computer
>opensource hardware in general
I think that's do maker /diy/ kind of thing. I wouldn't know where to start. I mean, I usually start projects top down from conceptualizing an ideal and then working towards that, but I feel like hardware stuff is much more bottom up with "what components do you have available iwithin your budget" and see what you can get away with, right? Do you guys even build open source hardware projects?

>>106308159
I have a full commitment regarding open source. Part of the value is explicit support for syntax and processing. Most of the development needs to be user-driven for me to justify putting it under a project heading.