Thread 106320732

>Microsoft's Windows lead has teased the future of Windows will be more ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal in the wake of AI, promoting voice as a primary input method for using your PC.

>This isn't the first time Microsoft has hinted that the future of Windows will prioritize voice as an input method when using a computer.

WHY GOD WHY.

>>106320732 (OP)
they tried this exact same thing with cortana 10 years ago lol

I'd rather input commands with my penis than with my voice.

>>106320732 (OP)
Why do incels think that the keyboard and mouse are here to stay?
We are in the infancy of computing and you already make up retarded traditions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maAFcEU6atk
>me using windows 12

Microsoft is suffering from post modernist bullshit. I mean look at their logo back when they had their shit together and then look at their logo now.
>Then
A sense of defined style symbolic of a clear vision.
>Now
A blurred mess much like the current state of the company.

>>106320764
>his penis doesn't have voice

lol

>>106320732 (OP)
Doesn't matter. Only a stupid animal feels compelled to cease using whatever works for them just because there's something new out there, and planned obsolesence only affects low iq normie losers without tech knowledge.

>>106320769
This is a bright future, but this is a future where the computer is aligned to the owner. The one fundamental thing that will make this idea horrible is the simple fact that the computer is aligned to MICROSOFT, not you.

>>106320829
>Only a stupid animal feels compelled to cease using whatever works for them just because there's something new out there
Everything was new at some point, you fucking retard

>>106320768
because keyboards and mice are private around other people

>>106320849
>can literally watch you type
>private
LMAO
Also the next step is brain computer control, which is completely provate

>>106320856
Anon unless you're over my shoulder watching my fingers, no, you don't know what I'm typing. Unlike, you know, my voice which can be heard anywhere nearby which says EXACTLY what I'm doing. What a low effort troll.

>>106320856
>"hey computer, call this person a 'faggot'"
you are a faggot

>>106320732 (OP)
>>106320786
Wait what the fuck, is that thing in OP actually a Windows logo now? It looks like something a cat would cough up, jfc...

>>106320768
>infancy of computing
ok, boomer

>>106320732 (OP)
>cortana 2.0
pajeets at microsoft are so dumb

>>106320732 (OP)
>pavan davuluri
saar...

>>106320732 (OP)
They're trying so hard to make people switch to Linux it's insane, I think even Valve didn't try so hard
https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/linux/install

>Windows, scroll down
>Windows, scroll down
>Windows, scroll down
>Windows, scroll down
>Windows, hit reply
>Windows, scroll down
>Windows, scroll down
>Windows, scroll down
>Windows, click on post one zero six three two zero seven three two
>Windows, write reply: OP is a fag
>Windows, click post
Fucking riveting

>>106320732 (OP)
Voice is slow as all fuck, I think second slowest form of communication after Morse code or something, no one will ever beat keyboard + mouse using voice input in a million years. Techlets and normies might be better off with voice input as an initial learning tool as they get to know their computers a bit. Like training wheels.

>using winblows
lol
lmao

>>106320732 (OP)
you WILL submit to having everything you do classified by AI.
you WILL bitch and moan like every other boomer, but accept it anyway
you WILL give up having local storage and keeping all in the (((cloud)))
you WILL provide an anal swab to login

Soon this joke will make no sense to modern audiences.

>>106320732 (OP)
good luck getting windows to understand those fucking pajeets, kek
talking to your computer sounds stupid as hell

>/g/ will lose their minds over this and come up with schizophrenic theories about total control
>it's actually in response to multiple generations of office workers absolutely destroying their bodies by sitting at a computer all day every day and ending up with fucked backs, shoulders, necks, wrists

>>106321248
>never follow workplace safety guidelines
>complain

>>106320732 (OP)
accelerate. build AI into everything. make us more reliant on tech. i love it.

Cortana, please open the 106,320,732th post on 4chan dot org slash g and post the following
>clears throat
VINDOWS WITH BOYS SAPPORT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS

>>106321248
> SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR this is not making about taking away your ability to compute privately. SSAAAR IT it is about ergonomics, SAAR

>>106320732 (OP)
>{{{Pavan Davuluri}}}

More fake frames for my fake OS.

>>106321266
You're sitting on a dick right. How long till you no longer notice it's presence?

>>106320732 (OP)
Switch to Linux now you abject subhumans. At least it'll buy you a few years before it is completely illegalized by Danish faggots.

>>106320732 (OP)
>windwows 8 flops because it goes all in on a touch interface
>windoos 12 flops because it goes all in on fucking a voice interface???

microsoft capturing the operating system market was a fucking fail state for our society

>>106320768
I use my PC for gaming. how the fuck am I supposed to play a strategy game with my voice?
fuck off retard.

>>106321308
>windoos 12 flops because it goes all in on fucking a voice interface?

The canonical /gtard everyone. The point here is not that it's going to be "voice interface". The point here is that it's going to be non-disableable AI classifying everything you do. Text, screenshots, everything. It will all be recorded and stored forever, and you can't turn it off.

>>106320768
keyboard and mouse are never going away, ever. using voice or touchscreen is horrible.

>>106321325
English comprehension level: amerilard

>>106321336
imagine sitting alone in a room talking to yourself for hours.

>computer, bring up some bbw porn
>computer, make a note to remind me to buy doritos

fuck no

>>106321336
English comprehension level: amerilard

>>106321338
you just said eluded to the fact that mouse and keyboard are going to be prehistoric technology. what else is there to comprehend from that statement? why don't you explain how one plays a strategy game by yelling commands at an AI instead of being a pseudo-intellectual cunt?

>>106321365
>mouse and keyboard are going to be prehistoric technology.
correct
>why don't you explain how one plays a strategy game by yelling commands
why would I need to explain something I never said?

>>106320732 (OP)
great this shit won't work unless i speak in a pajeet accent

>>106321376
Fascinating

So is chris at google or the google

>>106321365
Legitimately, with head to the ground, I ask, how retarded are you?

How retarded?

Do you not grasp the high level issue here? Are you so degenerate that you cannot see past "muh physical interface" and see that the important point here is: you are going to be running an operating system that is 100% spying on you all the time under the guise of "AI utility".

>>106321381
Just because the OS will also be spyware doesn't mean you shouldn't mention how retarded and worthless voice control is. There is only one possible step up from mouse and keyboard and that's connecting the PC to your brain so you can send commands directly.

>>106321375
You implied it, faggot.

>>106321297
the thing is, the black dick is growing bigger than my asshole is capable of stretching. one day it will be too much to handle, and that's when most people will actually start caring about privacy. we're still far from that point, though.

>>106321426
No I didn't, perhaps you lack the mental skills to avoid retarded logical fallacies

Voice? Why lmao
Microsoft went full retard like 15 years ago

>>106321416
There are no words that adequately describe how much I hate people like you. Just the worst garbage humans that have ever existed. A motherfucking Eritrian could have just beheaded your children and you'd be saying "there's nothing wrong with talking about the affordability of housing for migrants".

Kill yourself immediately.

>>106321448
Why because I can solve thousands of murders and rape now all at once?

What is the use case for this? I mean besides yelling "Windows, please open a command prompt and enter shutdown slash s slash f slash t zero" in crowded places.

>>106321201
the majority of windows users type with 2 fingers

>>106320732 (OP)
Imagine zoomers trying to play fortnite with only voice commands

"Y-you dont want to talk to me? Anon

W-why? T-T"

>>106320732 (OP)
jesus christ, can't chinese make a pc desktop os, i'm sick of these pajeets

>>106321506
steam os is probably the best bet to get bigger

>>106321517
Then is the end of the world

>>106321517
Don't get hung up on SteamOS. It's just a lnux distro tuned for a steamdeck. Mint, Ubuntu, etc is what you should be checking out. Just get the fuck out of the Windows ecosystem

>>106321528
>ubuntu
get him!

>>106320768
why did people give sincere responses to this obvious shitposting.

Ubuntu, Linuxmint, Fedora, Debian are the best choices to start in the linux world. I just change from win11 to ubuntu and it really surprise how well , good and stable it is.

>>106321541
Ubuntu is for homosexuals, but it's still a better alternative than Windows.

>>106321365
>prehistoric technology.
so is a knife i bet you don't use knives

>>106320732 (OP)
There is literally only ONE thing in the far future that will ever replace mouse and keyboard as the primary input and that's BCIs that can accurately do what you are thinking, even then mouse and keyboard will probably stick around as a fail-safe. Everything else is being delusional like Microsoft here.

>>106321548
>I can't counterargument therefore it's ragebait

>>106320786
>I mean look at their logo back when they had their shit together and then look at their logo now.

Ironically, people said the same thing about that logo when it was current.

M$ under Gates was GOAT. It's been downhill ever since.

YOU WILL EAT ZE STREET FOOD

>>106321432
And we'll never get there. Look at them bongs making shit excuses not to stop consooming deepstate curated spyslop and join darknets already.

>>106321612
>M$ under Gates was GOAT. It's been downhill ever since.
it is so. in reality you don't need much more from the os than what you had at the time, except patches and support for newer hardware. but no, we need another pajeet ui remake and 50 more services that phone home

>>106321297
Historically it took Weimar Germany and 10 million deutschmarks bread for normies to wake up.
We're still very far from there.

>>106320732 (OP)
>Nerds idealise startrek for decades
>for some reason nerds hate startrek finally happening in real life thanks to AI

Voice comms, intelligent assistants, Gen AI + VR is literally a holodeck, throw in AI powered protein printers and you've got the beginnings of replicators.

>>106321640
Back in the day people held them accountable. If something sucked, something else replaced it. Now it's like "gtfo, only pedos care for performance, autonomy and privacy".

>>106320732 (OP)
You let tech corporations to be saturated with jeets. You are going to be eaten alive by China.

>>106320762
>hi i'm broccoli what is vista

>>106321606
you almost got me there.

>>106320768
my brother in christ think the future of tech is like Iron Man with jarvis making something.

>>106321325
microsoft's advanced AI will play the game for you! it's the way of the future!

>>106321734
yeah, I almost got you to say something intelligent but alas you can only evade

>>106321740
Everything is moving in that general direction though

>>106320732 (OP)
This feels like windows 8 all over again. But instead of focusing on the tablet fad it's AI.

>>106321806
Tech is only making people dumber. I guess this is the way they want it, us humans to be taken out of the decision making process.

>>106320732 (OP)
>Pavan Davuluri
Pajeets ruined Windows.

>>106320732 (OP)
Pervasive isnt a very good word to use if your trying to sell something is it?

>>106320849
>keyboards and mice are private around other people
What did he mean by this?

>>106321907
ESL?

>>106321835
surely, it'll catch on this time

>>106321612
>png-transparent

>>106321678
At least they are losing people to Linux, though who knows how sustainable that is. Considering how much software is web based now you don't really need Windows, even Office 365's web version works perfectly fine on Linux if you need that.

They still have a lot of gamers on lockdown though thanks to their dual lock in of copy protection and anti-cheat

>>106320732 (OP)
>>106320762
Why do burgers love yapping? Voice commands suck monkey balls.

>>106321987
I see some of that, but it's only techies that stuck to Windows because of work stuff, but no way normies are considering anything but the next sloppa.

>>106320732 (OP)
>voice as a primary input
I don't talk to machines and I never will

>voice
Kek. What's next? Iris scans for logins? Cum samples?

>>106321448
This is a good post

>>106320732 (OP)
i think honestly i might switch to linux next month as windows 11 support dies down.

>>106322022
>implying there's no bots here

>>106320732 (OP)
>Microsoft's Windows
Microsoft will cease to exist very soon along with windows OS and intel nvidia and AMD since they spied on Trumps campaign and have ties to epstein and Mossad intelligence and have been spying on everybody for a very long time enjoy it while it lasts because it wont be coming back

>>106321825
>I almost got you to say something intelligent
e-eh... don't make me blush.

>>106320764
Especially if the new windows runs on a 10/10 robowaifu.

>>106321325
>Select those tanks on the base
>Thats team A from now
>Attack move team A to the mine in the bottom left corner of the map

>>106321492
We have a great ZOO here and you do not belong!

> penguins
> puffer fish
> devils
> elephants
> chameleons
> snakes
> wildebeests
> dragons
> whales

>>106320768
you're in the infancy of computing because you left your mudshit village last year, rajesh.

>>106322285
nothing hits harder the technologically illiterate than doubting his nostalgia

>>106320732 (OP)
PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN

>>106321109
You missed the part whire you try to order it to allign the captcha and it fails to select the drag scroll. Then you spend 20 minutes fucking around in control panel (from 1998, with icons from xp,vista, 7 and 8 mixed in there) to figure out why everything is so shit

>>106321109
Don't be silly anon it'll obviously have perma eye movement tracking. And gesture control, to close the ads.

>>106320732 (OP)
Will i be able to customize the voice commands to make everything activate by shouting nigger?

>>106320741
>now

>>106320732 (OP)
And it will fail

>>106320768
7/10

People forget this shit was already in a very usable state back in late 90's and early 2000's, it's just that nobody wanted it.

>>106320786
>post modernist bullshit
funny way of saying jeets.

>>106321612
Gates should stop trying to teach Africans how to eat bugs and unfuck his codebase while he still has the ability

>>106322036
Verification cans

>>106321325
A strategy game where you give verbal commands to your generals sounds pretty cool tbqh

>>106320732 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyV0IVItlM4&t=17s

>>106320732 (OP)
>windows will have voice as input
So their version of Siri? Wow about 20 years too late there Jeetrosoft.

>>106320732 (OP)
>Windows will be using voice as a primary input method for using your pc
But how am I supposed to scam people with other saars in the phone centre, my windows bastard? It will be a pandemonium in the office if every saar has to use their voice to operate their own pc. No computer will be taking orders properly. Old boomers will redeem you bloody benchod thanks to that OS change

>>106321654
The only worthwhile invention in StarTrek is the replicator and space ships that can travel faster then speed of light, which are both still trillion years away or more likely impossible. The whole show had so many plot holes and sci go in general is now disappointing because most people know we will have ASI doing literally everything for us before we get any other cool sci fun space thing. StarTrek is a fantasy where the lame parts of tech like AGI making every decision or gene editing turning us into weird parodies of humanity in search of perfection aren’t there while replicator, aliens and space travel are there. Not to mention, if replicators, holodeck and AI assistants are real in Star Trek then wtf are people doing all day? Why do they need more then 1 person doing stuff on the ship? The show does not explore that because people have normalcy bias. Yeah we have this machine that can bake basically everything out of thin air and AI assistant that can operate machines, but somehow we still go to 9 to 5 office jobs and wage wars with soldiers, just now they have laser guns.

Completely naive worldbuilding meant to make space stories rather then be thought out.

>>106321987
>They still have a lot of gamers on lockdown though thanks to their dual lock in of copy protection and anti-cheat

Gabe will step up at some point between now and Win12

>SteamOS desktop edition
>Steam Controller 2
>launch of Half-Life 3

We already have all three confirmed. It's just a matter of when. Then gaming on Windows will be dead as fuck.

I've been on Windows since '98 and even I'm buying a new PC and giving Mint a try.

>>106322354
Except mouse settings are in the new Settings app, Linux manchild

Hasn't voice input repeatedly proven to be tiresome for the user and unsuited for prolonged tasks or even just writing texts

>>106321548
because we want to talk about it

Even normoids are getting the AI fatigue, not saying that year of the linux is coming but some fence sitters may make the jump this time around.

if the os doesnt run on my trusty x230 by default i dont care about it

>gem in eye can't reliably set timers
>windows will use voice input in the future
Either the problem will be solved or it's not gonna happen. Why worry.

>>106321109
Imagine a whole office of wage drones babbling into their bloatmaxx wangblows 12 PCs
>Hey Windows™, switch to Outlook™
>Hey Windows™, open the email with subject "TPI report"
>Hey Windows™, scroll down
>Hey Windows™, reply to this message with "yes sir I will have the report done by this afternoon"

>>106320768
>Why do incels think that the keyboard and mouse are here to stay?
I teach, and the younger generations (Z and α) absolutely will not be capable of giving computers proper voice commands. They do not have the attention span to formulate what they want to say before it has left their mouths.

>>106322354
>Then you spend 20 minutes fucking around in control panel (from 1998, with icons from xp,vista, 7 and 8 mixed in there)
Still better than having to do it in the command line just to then fuck up your bootloader for no apparent reason.

Will the voice-based authentication go like this?

Pure unadulterated jeetlogic and jeetpriorities. They are simply a silly, silly race of people and anything they take over will start to get Bollywoodized.

>>106320768
Because so far all the alternatives are worse, usually by at least an order of magnitude.

>>106321654
>Gen AI + VR is literally a holodeck,
You can explicitely and easily turn off a holodeck's safety protocols, you cant with corpo gen ai and vr and just get
>erm as an ai model made by [insert corpo here] that is like hecking unsafe and I wont do it
Modern tech is like scifi only if scifi was stupidly gayer, more corporate safe and boring

>>106320768

We have all manner of gaming peripherals and controllers and people still regress back to the kb + m for any kind of serious gaming. This tells you all you need to know. It's strange to accept but they simply got it right the first time.

>>106320732 (OP)
>promoting voice as a primary input method for using your PC
What a base retard. Doesn't he realize that typing and using your mouse is way faster than you talking to your PC? We already have the ability to use voice commands. Anyone who has used them can tell you that voice is the slowest way to work with your PC. Someone fire this CEO retard.

>>106320732 (OP)
Use case for AI?

>>106320732 (OP)
>This isn't the first time Microsoft has hinted that the future of Windows will prioritize voice as an input method when using a computer.
Literally Cortana, but now using GPT-5 to give better answers. Literal nothingburger

>>106321987
>Considering how much software is web based now you don't really need Windows
yes goyim, keep all your data on our servers, it's perfectly fine, if you're worried just read our 400 pages privacy policy

>>106322002
I've seen people yelling angry comment reactions into the voice-to-text on their phones, I guess because if they try to type it would be unreadable

>>106321308
The economy was captured around the time of the civil war it’s been one long fail state since then

>>106321650
You don’t think they woke up long before that but couldn’t do anything but flee to other countries? You don’t think controlled opposition was installed and that’s what you call waking up? Lmao

>>106322093
you mean win10?
i did the same thing a month ago, i'm already forced to use win11 at work and it totally sucks, no way i'm using that shit on my home laptop.
i installed linux mint and have no regrets, works just fine, even better since running it seems to be way less stressful than windows for my 6 yo machine

sounds like shit. if work wants it so be it i have a globohomo laptop at my workstation for that shit but in private its 100% linux

>>106320768
>Trying to watch videos on browser
BROWSER OPEN! ...OPEN!
OPEN SITE, YOUTUBE!
DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, LEFT, DOWN, DOWN!
CLICK VIDEO!
PAUSE VIDEO!
CLOSE BROWSER!

If you let one roach into the company they'll bring their families and take it over eventually

>>106324216
This but anyone who isn't a WASP.

>>106320764
unf cortana plap plap

>>106322612
That one GameCube game that tried it was wild

>>106322572
>his codebase
that's old microsoft engineers most of whom are retired by now i guess.
maybe few dabble around c#, roslyn and shit but good luck anyone else touching the main code since it's off limits for pajeets

>>106321632
yeah, i was thinking: "maybe firsties will finally start rioting one day" they never did

bongs are just like mainland chinese

>>106323482
this, we're closer to cyberpunk 2077 than to star trek minus the cool cyberspace parts and military grade implants. it's just the gay corpo parts.

>>106324667
>that's old microsoft engineers most of whom are retired by now i guess.

Cutler and NT was lighting in a bottle.

>>106324744
He still works for MS no?

>>106324767
Not sure but the userland, telemetry, and other bloat around Cutler's creation will ensure *nix's success, not because it is better but because it didn't get suffocated.

>>106321907
he means you can use them in an office where other people are also using their devices

>>106320732 (OP)
Nice. Finally windows will recognize when I scream "fuck you, piece of shit!"

>>106320732 (OP)
Good luck making corporate America adopt this where they want to keep legal shit, proprietary information, stuff that would be used for illegal stock trading if outsiders got the hold of such info, etc on the DL.

>>106320732 (OP)
They were thinking voice was the future back in the 90s:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBMSEGAMXNo

>>106320768
>Why do incels think that the keyboard and mouse are here to stay?
Because nothing is as fast as a keyboard and a mouse. I type faster on the commandline than I speak. Fuck off.

>>106322923
Why the fack would they put Mouse settings under BLUETOOTH? Mouse is a MOUSE an IO device and not a wireless standard.
Fucking jeets. I swear.

>>106325206
Yeah this is one of the reasons I don't use voice chat and still use text chat sheer speed , well that and I get more anxious talking.

>>106325229
> *and devices

>>106322745
cook'd and bomb'd

>>106320732 (OP)
>promoting voice as primary input
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX8oYoYy2Gc&t=138

Windowsbros...... the future looking brite and sonice!

>>106320741
Imagine being such a mindbroken fuckup you see a rainbow and you immediately think of hard, vascular, slimy black cocks up your ass while salivating.

>>106325206
I'm the same, but realize it's only because we grew up in a time where that was the only/best option.
zoomers struggle to understand what a filesystem is

remember 4:3 monitors, or even 16:10 monitors? why do you think they are gone now? because normies overwhelmingly bought 16:9 screens. the market will distort the available options to match their preferences. now they are making professional cameras that take vertical portrait photos, and it might even be the best-selling camera right now

point being, voice/AI bullshit is eventually going to make keyboard computing onerous and annoying.

>>106320732 (OP)
Windows babies made their bed with the corpo devil. What else would you expect?

>>106326649
https://petapixel.com/2025/08/18/fujifilm-x-half-is-yet-again-the-best-selling-camera-in-japan-by-a-lot/

>>106320732 (OP)
If by "ambient and pervasive" they mean ambivalent and perverse id say its an accurate statement.

>>106322842
>wtf are people doing all day? Why do they need more then 1 person doing stuff on the ship?
Trek humies had all the fancy automation and gene editing, but it lead to a cataclsymic war that almost wiped out the species. So the powers that be heavily restricted everything and created a culture that encourages people to do shit manually and LARP as various careers. This was all established during the early new age hippy period of TNG before the original creator died.

>>106320732 (OP)
>more ambient

>>106320732 (OP)
LTSC will be free of all that faggotry as usual.

>>106326649
>the market will distort the available options to match their preferences.
Bullshit. Normies didn't just wake up one day and say "I want a monitor with an inferior aspect ratio that matches the inferior technology I've been using since I trashed my perfectly good CRT". Normies wil consoom whatever you give them and that's the sad reality of it, but the new slop has to forcefully look different from the old slop or no deal.

Does anyone have that old /v/ comic of
>COMPUTER TURN ON
>Good morning batman
vs
>COMPUTER TURN ON
>shutting down...

>>106325565
Oh sure it wasn't the fucking homos who associated rainbows with butt sex, it's anon over there just being obsessed.

>>106327668
Was it this one?

>>106327757
Yep.

>>106326649
>zoomers struggle to understand what a filesystem is
zoomers struggle to be alone with their thoughts for 3 minutes
they need a constant dopamine stream, like without a phone they reach for a vape
>t. zoomer with zoomer friends
I mean it's not like that with everyone yada yada yada but if I have to help you setting an adblock then something ain't right

>>106327695
wtf mfer

>>106321304
Fix linux first
The OS is garbage, people complain about having to update with winblows yet linux has updates more often
Make fucking executable files, make it faster than windows in the every day tasks, make the OS visually confirm my changes, have a proper repository of its files, allow me to pirate and give me compatibility

Until then, linux will keep being a meme

Microsoft hasn't made a single good product since 2011. Windows as it is since 2012 is a malformed washed-up has-been dinosaur still riding off its glory days. People only tolerate it, until now.

>>106328513
Someone also pointed out that the bag symbol at the bottom of that tweet also looks like two guys buttfucking, but I didn't save that image.

>>106328625
>linux has updates more often
YOU pick when to update instead of windows doing it for you.
>Make fucking executable files
The fuck you think compilers are shitting out?
>make it faster than windows in the every day tasks
Already faster not by being better but because NTFS is slow as hell.
>have a proper repository of its files
I sure hope you're not claiming program files, %APPDATA%, and friends are better because it's so fucking broken some tools gets installed at the root of your drive to dodge this bullshit.

Most of what you mentioned are either not a problem or were fixed years ago. You want real problems? Xorg vs wayland, bluetooth, nvidia drivers, anticheats being niggerlicious, mother fucking GNU libc and missing symbols, installing out of depo softwares and accidentally blowing up your system after uninstalling them, copying/moving large files being a dangerously janky operation, and so much more.

Voice is not bad. This time have it not take over what I am doing currently on the computer. If I could be like, "hey cortana, whats the weather?" when I am playing a game, and have it read out the weather while I am still playing the game, it would be cool. Also, I should be able to bind the activation to a button instead of using a wake word. I want it to do what I said in the background. They won't do this of course. You can get kind of close with Talon already though.

>>106329506
Also, voice is the only new thing I have seen older adults and kids using regularly. People are pretty comfortable talking to their phone to make short notes, appointments, and messages.

>windows... PORN, NOW!
>'y--yes m--master'
AI will suffer.

>>106321528
I'm moving to Harmony OS Next if it manages to go global.
chink MSS >>> burger NSA

>>106320732 (OP)
>pervasive, ambient
so 9p
>multi-modal
so like acme?

>>106324744
Funny how cuckler shit talked unix but ended up making something even worse. Maybe the unix philosophy isn't so bad after all?

>>106326649
>remember 4:3 monitors, or even 16:10 monitors? why do you think they are gone now?
macbooks use 16:10 and have apparently always used a boxy aspect ratio except for a little while with the air's
>point being, voice/AI bullshit is eventually going to make keyboard computing onerous and annoying.
it'll probably take a long time for stuff to change because professionals seem to be resistant to adopting new things
that being said, i got a feelin the ai stuff is gonna make people dumber just like the net did. how to offset these effects? read more books. read motherfucker read! curtail distractions, destroy distractions, kick distractions in the head and literally run away from temptation, and other distractions. take control of what you wish to do instead of letting a machine dictate the basis of your freedom. we made computers and the net in our image, and by my hand and mind in my design it shall be used in the way I see fit for my purpose.

>Indian CEO
>company goes to shit

How could anyone have foreseen it...

Why can't I say open VLC and then play this file called foo in the c user downloads folder and then have Cortana open VLC and start playing the video in the background while I am doing something else without taking focus of what I am doing

they might as well change Windows to smartphone-only.
theyre doing everything they can to drive me away as a customer.
i hope AI eats them alive and we will have brave new frontier

Saying open x file should open the file in the default program. It will already bring recently opened files up in the start menu if you just type them in.

>>106322923
>mouse settings are in the new Settings app
>app

>>106320732 (OP)
You retards are getting too hung up on the "voice" part here. The point isn't that they want you using voice to control things. The point is they want you using voice to issue complex "agentic" tasks. Like telling your PC to book a vacation or whatever the fuck. Not piddly shit like "xbox, start Halo".

It's still going to suck and being super frustrating to use, but they're thinking a lot bigger than "tell the PC to go to amazon.com".

Honestly, /g is just hopelessly tarded.

>>106329583
Good lord, why in the world would you go to a Chinese OS that is guaranteed to be compromised 1000x worse than anything in the west.

When indians meet boomers, this is what they come up with.
It's no surprise the head street-shitter from a call center country at microsoft wants people to talk to their pc's.

>>106331279
If you live in the west, it's not the Chinese who might arrest you for wrongthink

>>106331376
No but I'd really rather not have Long Duck Dong recording my credit card numbers and passwords.

>>106320732 (OP)
>Pavan Davuluri

SAAAAR

Fuck jeets

This is just another way to get data on the cattle. They will have the stats that millions of PCs don't have microphones this retarded change is to try and get that extra data. Try turn on microsoft's own speech to text right now and they tell you we are going record and steal everything even your farts yes?. Of course its not stated like this blatantly it's some obscure vague shit like you agree to help us "train" with your voice riiiiight we are just a big helpless corporation so hit yes teehee. Also the AI sounds fucking terrible and is likely to police and record what you say and do at all times trying to "educate" you. Privacy is going to be even more non existent on this mutilated creature wearing the skin of windows.

>>106331680 Not only extra data by forcing people into getting mics it's probably going to make every pre-existing user agree to have their voice harvested from day one. Wonder if they go full retard and make it basically unusable without a mic. Hope they do and windows fucking dies.

>>106320732 (OP)
They want to moderate user input with an interpretative middleman, and also steal your voice because fuck you I guess.

YES GOD YES

IM CRYING LOOKING AT THIS
MICROSOFT IS KILLING THEMSELVES WITH THEIR OWN SHITTY DECISIONS

NOW IS THE TIME WINFAGS
MAKE THE HOLY SWITCH TO LINUX

>>106321842
I'm a LIBERAL and i agree. To be fair, it's MS fault for hiring them in the first place.

>>106331792
they won't.
they'll either delude themselves into thinking it'll get better or hold on to their pirated LTSC under the delusion that MS won't take that away from them in a heartbeat once enough normies find out about it too denying them spybux and hurting their bottom line.

>>106331792
You have no idea how much niggercattle are willing to deal with just to play vidyagames and run placebo anti-virus software. I helped my friend install Linux on his new computer (the hardware support wasn't an issue) after he watched a video on how invasive and slow Windows is. After a few days, he came to me, complaining about some indie fan-games not running, and asked me to help him switch back.

>>106331745
This sort of thing is the actual reason for their push for AI and the reason they're sending up trial baloons like this. They're going to weave it so deeply into the OS, all the objectionable shit people hate is going to be mandatory.

Don't want Giga Recall classifying every single thing you do? Sorry, we really believe that it enhances the customer experience, so it's a core component now, blah blah....

That's what they're really planning here. Side serving of mandatory Microsoft account and government digital ID to go along with it. Boomers and kernel anti-cheat shitters won't be able to say no.

>>106331765
I can already see it AI records you typing something WRONG perhaps about a VERY specific country and they have your voice connected to the PC for easy positive identification. They must be salivating over this they are going to get hundreds of millions of people to sign away the rights to their voice and give them free training data cause no one ever reads the ToS it's diabolical lmao

>>106331930
Yes. People will always have the sword of damocles over there head with the possibility of getting their account permabanned and losing access to absolutely everything. Honestly, it's going to be fun watching the retards get ground up.

>>106331954
Actually, thinking more about this, I'll make a prediction. Windows 11 users will be forcibly upgraded to Windows 12 with no opt-out. Microsoft can't afford to spend on all this infrastructure unless everyone is using it.

>>106332029
It does feel like a hail mary like that yeah it's so fucking invasive and dogshit there is no way any more than 30% of people willingly switch. If they don't forcibly switch everyone this is dead on arrival 100%. They might end up getting desperate and start trying to shove some of this crap into 11.

>>106332111
It's already happening. How many times have you seen this exchange on reddit:

"Ugh, I don't want this AI crap? Why are they pushing it on me?"

"Um, actually, it's only on CoPilot+ PCs. Why are you so afraid if it's not something your machine can even do?"

But of course, that's just the testing ground. Every one of those features is being rolled in to 11. And as always they'll slowly squeeze by making it harder and harder to disable, until you eventually can't. Basic human psychology - just get them acclimated to it.

>>106320768
>infancy of computing
Just sell your balls to Bill Gates already you retard zoomer faggot

>>106332227
lmao, what an emotional woman reply

>>106331792
Redmond Syndrome sufferers will really spend 4 hours tinkering with Windows trying to remove it's bloat and spyware with the help of a shitty LLM rather than look for an alternative platform.

>>106332137
Guarantee 90% of the downplaying replies are bots microsoft is nefarious af now my 80 year old grandmother couldn't find pictures she had been downloading from those boomer facebook groups. I had taught her basically only how to get to download folder. I discovered one drive had made a different folder and set it as the default destination there is no way she could have done this on her own but all the shit had been uploading there for weeks. Of course the bots would tell me I'm schizo and proceed to let me know the benefits of cloud storage!

yeah i'm sure people will love to use voice controls that rely on some webshit service that churns away for 2 seconds - 15 seconds before your computer does whatever you asked

>>106320732 (OP)
I know the reason a monopoly exists is that the governments demand backdoors, but it's still crazy how blatant it is.

>>106321304
Make gaming on linux as simple as it is on windows and I will

>>106334007
windows:
- install steam
- install game
- run game

linux:
- install steam
- enable option to use proton on any game (optional depending on the games you play)
- install game
- run game

>>106331255
Yes, that's what Microsoft calls them now.
programs still exist, but settings is an windows app.

Okay this thread is a bunch of FUD.
Let's be real here Microsoft is saying a bunch of nonsense, keyboards and mice won't disappear in 5 years too early for that, if they said 10 maybe.
Yes AI is going to be part of every Device possible, it you won't escape it because the silent majority, wants and loves AI, if you get your information about people's preferences form the internet like the terminally online retard you are, you will live in a parallel universe and be confused and angry.

>>106320732 (OP)
This is 100% absolutely going to be a Windows 8 level misfire, holy shit.

microsfot has tried to kill the mouse and keyboard 20 times and have never once even come close

>>106334544
It will at least be funny to see how much worse than 11 it will be.

>>106334562
ya ill be laughing from my hyprland install

>>106321325
you get to act like a general. Unironically might be the most fun way to play games like that.
>ALL UNITS CHARGE FORWARD

>>106320732 (OP)
>ambient, pervasive, and multi-modal
Buzzwords

>>106334604
nope nope nope nope if i lose vbecause one of my units is an idiot i will FLIP THE FUCK OUT i HATE not being in control

>>106327695
KEK

>>106321552
Ubuntu might just be the only distro of Linux that's worse than windows. Combining bugs with a bad UI is a killer combo.

>>106334622
I was going to ask: I don't speak corpo so what does that even mean?

I got a racism warning for making fun of indians on /g/. Are you serious

>>106320732 (OP)
So should I go with Ubuntu or Debian?

>>106335154
It means OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT INTERNET CONNECTION

>>106335186
As you should. We are the backbone of the IT market and deserve respect.

>>106335243
fuck off

>>106335186
WE CEO OF /G NOW BRITISH BITCH

>>106320768
>15 replies

>>106331855
IoT LTSC is basically modern windows with most microsoft faggotry removed from it. It has pretty much the same software compatibility like normal Windows and it wont try to aggressively nag you to get into M$ ecosystem. Why should I care about linux in this case? If meat in supermarkets becomes ridden with HRT, would you rather become vegan or buy it from amish guys?

>>106336173
Bad analogy, going vegan would be using LTSC

>>106336206
>lose nothing
>it'a like becoming vegan
retard

>>106323135
>wage drones
Imagine being a NEET subhuman.

>>106336230
Well moving to linux is more akin to buying from amish

>>106336206
No. Becoming vegan in this case is loosing all the perks of windows just because you are too afraid to cope with reality. Buying from amish is enjoying the good, old product without the modern faggotry of mainstream version.

>>106336241
Wagie wagie get in cagie.

>2027
>songs play commands at frequencies not detectable to the human ear, infecting your computer with malware

>>106336273
I bet that begging your parents for pocket money to afford a bottle of soda must be fun.

>>106336260
Going to the amish is going to another place where you usually don't shop. Either way this is retarded so I will stop this

>>106336281
>at frequencies not detectable to the human ear
Computers' built-in mics, when present don't even have as much listening range as humans. Music producers and some streamers are the ones more likely to have any gear capable of capturing ultrasonic and subsonic content - not even 1% of the population.
You gotta be more imaginative with ideas.

>>106320732 (OP)
Fuckin' pajeets ruin everything.

>>106321551
i am going to go with arch. tried getting it to work in virtualbox and its really not that complicated, other than the fucktard installer not installing the network drivers on its own even when they are included and working during the setup

>>106336286
Feels good.

>>106335243
Jamal, go larp on /pol/ or something

>>106321201
Wrong. AI will accelerate voice users 1000x. Learn to prompt.

>>106336291
Its not because you stick to eating meat this way, but only the one that is not contaminated with questionable stuff. And its great comparison because its accurate and makes tech vegans (linux users) leak from their clitties.

>>106320764
You will insert penis into computer to wake up Windows™.
You will tell CoPilot™ to open browser
You will tell CoPilot™ to type 4
You will tell CoPilot™ to type C
You will tell CoPilot™ to type H
You will tell CoPilot™ to type A
You will tell CoPilot™ to type N
You will tell CoPilot™ to type .(dot)
You will tell CoPilot™ to type O
You will tell CoPilot™ to type R
You will tell CoPilot™ to type G
You will tell CoPilot™ to type / (slash)
You will tell CoPilot™ to type G
You will tell CoPilot™ to press Enter
You will tell CoPilot™ to move mouse pointer by 20 pixels, so it hovers on /catalog
You will tell CoPilot™ to click
And you will be happy

>>106327695
This is LITERALLY me when I use my Microsoft® Windows® PC!

>>106336206
LTSC is like buying the vegan goyslop burgers from burger king instead of the regular goyslop burgers from burger king.
Linux is like buying a home-grown cow from your neighbor and cooking it yourself (he'll butcher it for you, but if you want he'll let you do it).

>>106325565
>play game that has fishing
>catch raindow trout.
>item description says the fish is gay (good for them), and this applies to every rainbow trout you catch.
>if you don't want this you have to find the item's description and manually edit it
>on almost any website if you complain you're banned instantly lest the government shut the fucking site down
>it's somehow the users fault for getting the message
I'm not even exaggerating, that's an actual thing. It's a game mod and not the base game but still.

>>106321215
this

>>106336241
I take it you identify with the phrase "wage drone"?

>>106322285
/thread

Getting normalfags and paypigs to switch to linux will not benefit you in any way. They will bring with them everything that's wrong with windows one way or another.

>>106322923
lmao winblows looks like a shitty kde ripoff now

Just install Linux or Win 10 LTSC. Simple as.

>>106336683
that makes no sense but ok

>let’s force changes that make the deaf unable to use our product
There will be a way to keep keyboard and mouse, or worst case scenario t*uch scre*ns

>>106320732 (OP)
>pavan davapoopoo

you let in 1 jeet and they bring their whole village with them

>>106322381
>to close the ads.
lol. lmao even.

>>106320768
>Why do incels think that the keyboard and mouse are here to stay?
Console's controller are gadgets that only see some use in fringe cases.
Smartphones are not bad. But nowhere near the level of a proper workstation's productivity.
VR/AR failed. Big time.
Brain implants are spear headed by Grifter Musk. It's DoA.

We are still decade away from finding a viable replacement for mouse & keyboard.
Which means that some of us will be dead by then.
And the rest will die before the transition is complete. Which mean they won't have to adapt to whatever comes next, if they don't want to.

>>106330002
>Maybe the unix philosophy isn't so bad after all?
Naw mate, it's pretty fuckin bad.

>>106325565
I bet when you see rainbows all over you think
>yes, they are celebrating the covenant God put in the sky to remind us he destroyed 99.999999999% of the world because gay sex and other depraved behaviors

>>106336844
>We are still decade away from finding a viable replacement for mouse & keyboard.
It's either mouse and keyboard or an extremely efficient brain interface that doesn't require placing anything invasive, cumbersome or inconvenient in your body, and costs almost nothing.

>>106336385
Having all the compatibility and convenience of proprietary software is the meat, but when corporations start injecting it with HRT (making it worse for the sake of profit), you can either bend the knee and consume HRT meat (normal , modern windows) or do what evil elites do and consume the amish meat, which has the convenience of real meat without HRT (LTSC releases), because they need healthy meat for themselves (corporations, heavy industry). Switching to troonix is like not eating the HRT infested meat but at the cost of having no meat at all, therefore becoming vegan/vegetarian, depending on your troonix distro of choice. Beans and eggs have proteins as well but they will never be nearly as good as actual meat, the same way gimp or krita will never be nearly as great as photoshop or lightroom.

>>106327227
Honestly that sounds kind of nice. Where they restrict the automation enough so they can all have the fun carriers rather then having to do any terrible but needed jobs.

>>106336761
It makes perfect sense you think they are just going sit by and let all their sheep go into a different pen? They will come for Linux and the normies will welcome them.

>>106323135
>Hey Windows™, download and install Mozilla Firefox.
>Hey Windows™, download and install the latest install medium for .
>Hey Windows™, create a bootable medium out of the downloaded installer on the USB stick I'm going to pop into the front USB port now.
>[..]
>Hey Windows™, create twenty new randomly named Outlook accounts.
>Hey Windows™, schedule delivery of a future email on each account to Satya's personal account, each staggered by 24 hours - to be delivered at exactly 3 AM exactly. Make each email out to read "Fuck you, you big giant asshole. Reap what you sowed."

>>106320768
Why does your inbred, incel ass think voice input (one of our slowest forms of communication) has any hope of beating keyboard + mouse? Impossible, but normies will like voice input because they are all techlets anyway.

>>106336365
you forgot "before Zod." at the end of every line

>>106320768
>Why do incels think that the keyboard and mouse are here to stay?

There's never going to be a replacement for mouse and keyboard. We've converged on the optimal setup. Not all technology just keeps getting fancier, or even can. That's just tech fetishism. We still use forks, knives, spoons and cups.

>>106339324
Cuckpilot tells you it can't cause firefox is on the list of dangerous browsers educating you on why edge is the best and only needed one and then explains how linux is a toxic hiding place for extremists and if you had nothing to hide you wouldn't be trying to run away from your ai companion instantly flagging you as a pedo, rapist terrorist planting evidence and cloning your voice which it now confirms is real and not ai as you say incriminating stuff. You also get lectured on consent because you can't insert anything into the PC without it's consent cause AI are people too. You need unique government IDs to create new outlook accounts and then it reports you to HR for your toxic workplace mindset as you get -1000 social points.

Of course just a paranoid fantasy no way this be our reality eventually haha....

>>106320732 (OP)
With each day we stray further from the command line.

>>106320732 (OP)
Every day I hear more windows news, it just reaffirms that I made the right choice to use a Linux Distrio on all of my machines.

>>106321248
Do you imagine that they’ll be doing calisthenics instead?

>>106321325
Like Lelouche issuing orders

>>106336425
Uninstall SVE anon, it's overrated slop

>>106321248
You are all schizo! We care about our workers! The mega corporation is a benevolent entity be grateful as it harvests you!

>>106340278
>Every day I hear more windows news, it just reaffirms that I made the right choice to use a Linux Distrio on all of my machines.

I cruise the windows and windows11 subreddits every day. The creeping sense of fear is palpable. It's animals who know an earthquake is coming, but are too retarded to do anything about it.

>>106322169
Stop making these promises, my heart can ony take so much.

>>106320732 (OP)
>AY YO
>(SMACKS LIPS)
>GIMME DEM NBA SCOES

>>106320732 (OP)
Windows 8 part 2 electric boogaloo

>>106321551
I agree with Linux Mint (for true beginners), Debian (for Stability/longevity), and Fedora to start.
I would not agree with Ubuntu these days, since Canonical is going full corp and forcing Snaps and trying to start closing off some of the formerly very open parts of Ubuntu.
Ubuntu used to be one of the best, but Canonical is taking it in a bad direction, so I'd steer newbies away from it lest they assume that "Linux" (Ubuntu being their first example) is "Just like Windows and Mac" like that.

>>106321654
Probably bait, but I'll bite.

Trekkie here,
And a key, and VERY important fact about the tech in trek is that it isn't owned and operated by a corp out for profit (at least in United Earth/Most of the Federation, Ferengi tech and uses are outside of this discussion).

Microsoft could theoretically build a model building with voice assistant computers accessible in each room, and a dedicated VR room, in the style of Trek, but they would miss one fundamental part:
It wouldn't be free.
Not free monitarily,
Not free to learn about and modify,
Not free to replicate,
Not free to criticize,
Not free to avoid if forced, or integrate if wanted.

The Star Trek future is one where Technology and Ethics evolve side by side.

A CYBERPUNK future is one where Technology outpaces morality.
And we are not in a Trek future my friend.

>>106321907
He means that someone evesdropping won't hear every command, only the tapping of keys and the clicking of a mouse.

>>106321987
>>106323737

Libre office is free and open source, and doesn't require cloud if you don't want it.

>>106322093
I did earlier this year, and do not regret it!
I recommend Linux Mint to new users.

>>106321654
Imagine being so ignorant of technology your frame of reference is a fictional television show where medical treatment involves waving a literal magic wand at people.

good luck convincing enterprise

>>106322262
Did you forget cows?

>>106341843
They'll force it on Enterprise with some stupid "dictation" marketing jargon.

look at these fucking effects, this tells you how long microsoft has been promoting voice input https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-dYiTc88Pc

>>106327465
Artist?

>>106328625
>Fix linux first
The OS is garbage, people complain about having to update with winblows yet linux has updates more often

Which Distro?

Distros like Debian update about once every 3-5 years, and don't force that update.

>>106328625
Is this bait?

Quite literally everything you mentioned is not a problem, you control linux, you pick when it updates, if it confirms things, how files are run, how fast it is for your hardware, and more.
Many distros offer these out of the box.

So either you knew this and are farming (yous),
Or you genuinely didn't know this and thus have no business making any assertions about a system you do not understand.

>>106341932
it's the album cover for burial's "untrue"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtVjv-1vJYo

>>106329583
>Harmony OS
That's just trading an American corp control for a CCP corp control.
Pick a Linux Distro like Mint, or Debian, or Fedora, or heck even a meme distro as long as its independent.

>>106331071
They drove me to linux, and I'm not looking back.

>>106334007
It is thanks to Proton.
I literally flip a single switch in the Steam options.

>>106335195
Debian for Stability!
Mint instead of Ubuntu for ease of use! (Ubuntu is owned by Canonical, and they've been doing some weird stuff. Mint is independent and is very helpful for new users!)

>>106336241
What do you do for a living anon?

>>106340488
Do you think some will switch?
Enough to make Microsoft switch?

>>106341806
kek I'm just imagining the train rides now, a bunch of suits and students all trying to talk into their devices without overriding what other people are saying.

>>106340392
>missing out on squeezing another 20+ years of productivity from your autistic savant developers because they have to stop coding at 43 when the bloodflow to their brain is impeded by deformed shoulders and neck
amateur. you WILL float in the amniotic fluid sack until your brain starts breaking down and you WILL like it

>>106342142
Some will. Not too many. You have to understand, people that like on reddit (and /g to a large extent) are legitimately stupid. They surround themselves in "tech" and discussions about tech because it makes them feel smarter than they really are. If you paid attention to crypto stuff or NFTs, it was the same thing - it attracted brainlets who love to pretend they're super smart because by participating in tech discussions they feel smart-adjacent. By clicking on "APPS!!" and remembering a huge bitcoin address, clearly they're the reincarnation of Dennis Ritchie.

Windows users, especially boomers (the real kind) are exactly that. They don't actually understand how telemetry/AI/screen-scraping of your activity affects them because it is completely SILENT. They're quite literally not capable of putting two and two together to see how they are being violated. Like animals, if you cannot put big screaming danger right in front of them, they cannot see or understand it.

So they'll bitch and moan, but they'll take it right up the ass like they always do. There will be a Linux spike, but it's not like it's going to halve the Windows user base. Hoard hardware. By the time it stops being sold, you can probably make what you have last 20 years.

>>106342876
Also hoard isos. The point at which Linux machines (for non-business connections) won't be able to get on the internet is far sooner than when hardware becomes generally unavailable. So you'll have to subsist on raw isos that never get updated.

>>106343014
Also, hoard monitors. Screen-scraping AI smartmonitors are already rearing their heads. Normal ones won't be available forever.

>>106342876
Also invest in alcohol. Buy the big 1.75 liter bottles of whatever the fuck. Drink so that 20 years down the road you can't feel your feet and your IQ is like 75. Then you won't care.

>>106321654
Even Trek characters love old technology and often keep replicated stuff near by.

>>106343262
the largest study on binge drinking and IQ found that there was a 2 point difference in 60yo+ alcoholics who were so far deep they were being hospitalized by the consequences of decades of binge drinking and the rest of the population
there's no escape

>>106343318
Dang. Thankfully there's a ton more organs that tend to fail before the brain does. The deaths are more gruesome, but eh, better than living through hell by being surveilled 24/7.

>>106341823
Libreoffice is also not as bloated as recent versions of M$ Office