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Anonymous No.106375801 >>106375812 >>106375817 >>106376763 >>106376808 >>106376838 >>106376883 >>106377050 >>106377061 >>106378659 >>106378820 >>106383707 >>106383866 >>106384570 >>106384936 >>106385631 >>106385678 >>106386581 >>106386615 >>106387184 >>106387781 >>106387926 >>106388959 >>106389888 >>106391063 >>106391296 >>106391632 >>106392131 >>106392525 >>106393381 >>106393790 >>106398813 >>106398814 >>106398970 >>106399013 >>106399276 >>106400025 >>106400748 >>106402045 >>106402086 >>106402425 >>106403071 >>106403842 >>106404373 >>106405689 >>106405794 >>106408301 >>106412737 >>106413774 >>106413789 >>106415495 >>106415583
>you've just landed a fagman job
>these are your computer choices
what do?
Anonymous No.106375812 >>106378649 >>106381483 >>106398801
>>106375801 (OP)
>job
lol
sage No.106375817
>>106375801 (OP)
grab my x230 with classic keyboard
Anonymous No.106376763
>>106375801 (OP)
>using a corpo's computer
never
Anonymous No.106376808
>>106375801 (OP)
Ask why they're handing me over a decade old hardware
Anonymous No.106376838 >>106410719
>>106375801 (OP)
kys shill
Anonymous No.106376875
OMG LINUX
Anonymous No.106376883 >>106384441 >>106385982
>>106375801 (OP)
some 2006 core2 vs a M4 pro?
Anonymous No.106377050
>>106375801 (OP)
Ask why the FAGMAN job isn’t providing MacBooks with support for Sequoia, the current macOS
That thing is ancient
Anonymous No.106377061
>>106375801 (OP)
Get whichever weights less and use it as an ssh machine.
Anonymous No.106378649
>>106375812
Anonymous No.106378659
>>106375801 (OP)
the mac
Anonymous No.106378820
>>106375801 (OP)
Oh cool, a free Mac!!!
Anonymous No.106380335
Sudo snap install Ubuntu on Macbook Saar Tera Chad
Anonymous No.106381483
>>106375812
iNEETS BTFO
Anonymous No.106381704 >>106381885
:)
Anonymous No.106381885
>>106381704
:(
Anonymous No.106383707 >>106384295
>>106375801 (OP)
Wake up.
Anonymous No.106383866 >>106383942 >>106386496
>>106375801 (OP)
Use the provided MacBook for work only. At home, I have my Windows AMD+Nvidia machine to have fun on.
Anonymous No.106383942 >>106384298
>>106383866
>amd
oof
Anonymous No.106384295
>>106383707
what did he mean by this
Anonymous No.106384298
>>106383942
Yes, you should always buy the best performers, unhindered by such childish things as "brand loyalty".
Anonymous No.106384441
>>106376883
>That keyboard
>Those bezels
>M4 Pro
Shirley you jest
Anonymous No.106384570
>>106375801 (OP)
ThinkPad obviously
Anonymous No.106384936 >>106384987
>>106375801 (OP)
Can I put something other than Ubuntu on the Thinkpad
Anonymous No.106384987 >>106384995
>>106384936
No. You also can not attach any dongles to the Macintosh.
Anonymous No.106384995
>>106384987
Probably still the thinkpad then desu
Anonymous No.106385591
JUST
Anonymous No.106385612
left will be easier to install linux on so id chose that
Anonymous No.106385631
>>106375801 (OP)
eh, I already have my own T14, but thanks. I'll grab both
Anonymous No.106385678
>>106375801 (OP)
a job could never be this based. instead you get a non T series W11 chinkpad with specs that were recommended for W7. also when you search your network drive the entire start as bar will be porn and dildos.
Anonymous No.106385837 >>106385937 >>106388925 >>106391272 >>106403910 >>106411846
>what you actually get at your new job
>there is no choice
>you might get a better dell in the future if youre cool with the the guy who orders hardware
Anonymous No.106385937 >>106386370 >>106391098
>>106385837
Can anyone tell me why all modern laptops just look the same?
Anonymous No.106385982 >>106386366
>>106376883
The x200 is from 2008. How do you not know this?
Anonymous No.106386366 >>106386438
>>106385982
>hurr one is from 34 years ago, not 38 years ago
Anonymous No.106386370
>>106385937
because
Anonymous No.106386438 >>106386482 >>106386489 >>106386514
>>106386366
When you make a smug remark, you have no right to be wrong about something that is common knowledge.
Anonymous No.106386482 >>106386543
>>106386438
>You have no right to be wrong about something that is common knowledge.
The ironing . . .
Anonymous No.106386489 >>106386514 >>106386543
>>106386438
>neckbeard knowledge is common knowledge because i said so
the absolute state of fossjeet delusion
Anonymous No.106386496 >>106386909
>>106383866
>AMD+Nvidia
Retarded or bait?
Anonymous No.106386514 >>106386543 >>106386623
>>106386438
>>106386489
Anonymous No.106386543 >>106386568
>>106386482
>>106386489
>hasn't browsed /g/ enough to at least know about the x200
Worthless newfags.

>>106386514
>line introduced in 2006 = everything from the same line is from 2006
Putting aside this stupidity, you are again missing the point of the x200 being introduced in 2008 - their chips could be from 2007 at most. And the one in the picture is a x220, which is from 2011.

Idiots.
Anonymous No.106386568 >>106386578
>>106386543
>is wrong
>doubles down and is still wrong
lol
Anonymous No.106386578 >>106386590
>>106386568
Hypocrite.
Anonymous No.106386581
>>106375801 (OP)
>ancient mac or ancient thinkpad
I'm getting a new job anon
Anonymous No.106386590 >>106386606
>>106386578
Are you retarded or just a chat bot?
Anonymous No.106386600 >>106388961
I had a choice between thinkpad p1 gen 7 and macbook 14 pro (m4)
I chose thinkpad.
Anonymous No.106386606 >>106386623
>>106386590
Ad hominem all you want, what you did won't stop being stupid.
Anonymous No.106386615
>>106375801 (OP)
I'll ask if they'll let me use linux on the thinkpad. if the answer is no, I pick the macbook
Anonymous No.106386623 >>106386632
>>106386514
>>106386606
>what _you_ did won't stop being stupid
lol
Anonymous No.106386632 >>106386641
>>106386623
Denying reality is not an argument.
Anonymous No.106386641
>>106386632
Look homie, I get it. You want to play stupid games all night about semantics.
Core 2 != x200
Core 2 is from 2006
You fucked up and no one here expects you to admit it. If you aren't some shitty chat bot, than I hope you live a long time.
Anonymous No.106386909
>>106386496
That's the new standard.
Anonymous No.106387184
>>106375801 (OP)
i would poop on the hr woman's FACE
Anonymous No.106387781
>>106375801 (OP)
Wonder why they're giving me a 2011 ThinkPad or a 2011 MacBook. Is this a poorfag corp?
Anonymous No.106387926
>>106375801 (OP)
I chose the P14s because I have actual work to do.
Anonymous No.106388925
>>106385837
If your tech job gives you a Dell, you need to find a better job.
Anonymous No.106388934
macbook every time. imagine looking at a shitty low resolution panel when you could be looking at a clear, social class superior macbook display
Anonymous No.106388959 >>106389272
>>106375801 (OP)
how cucked are you that you need your boss to buy you a laptop lmao
Anonymous No.106388961 >>106389029
>>106386600
because you're a 0.5xer
Anonymous No.106389029
>>106388961
More like 0.08xer, and my goal is to become 0.03xer by the end of the year.
Anonymous No.106389272 >>106389791
>>106388959
How cucked are you that your boss makes you buy your own laptop for work roflmao
Anonymous No.106389281 >>106389291 >>106389611
macbook.
They're absolute shit, but the vast majority of the other guys likely all have fagbooks and if I run into weird issues with corpo shit, at least there won't be "maybe it's just a linux problem" excuses.
Anonymous No.106389291
>>106389281
Oh also, when it inevitably shits the bed, I'm not the one that has to pay for it, I just give it to IT and they can throw me another one.
Anonymous No.106389611
>>106389281
retard take
Anonymous No.106389639
Macbook, no doubt. Windows is so fucking bad now.
Anonymous No.106389791 >>106389861
>>106389272
i dont interact with computers for money op
Anonymous No.106389861 >>106389983
>>106389791
Then what are you doing in this thread?
Anonymous No.106389888
>>106375801 (OP)
Get the mac and sell it, buy the thinkpad with some change
Anonymous No.106389983 >>106391032
>>106389861
making fun of you pathetic faggots that get excited about having your boss buy you shit LMAO
Anonymous No.106391032 >>106391214
>>106389983
I don't see anyone being excited about getting work tools
Anonymous No.106391063
>>106375801 (OP)
gigachad is a clear sign of someone trying to shill poor tastes.
For the record, I wouldn't work at fagman even if they paid me Epstein money. I'd rather be a poor NEET than an immoral techbro.
Anonymous No.106391098 >>106391301
>>106385937
virtually every piece of hardware has to be a clone of a macbook because insectoid chinks just copy the best competitor
Anonymous No.106391214
>>106391032
does your wife get turned on when you come home from work and show off the new computer your boss got you?
Anonymous No.106391272 >>106408572
>>106385837
>what you actually actually get at your new job
>you have a choice (this vs. another snapshit laptop from HP)
>you are not allowed to have x86 because someone in the c-suite who uses nothing but office 365 for his job says "it works perfectly fine" and it's the FUTURE so everyone's forced to use ARM regardless of software compatibility
>the guy who orders hardware is in another continent and only speaks mandarin
Anonymous No.106391296 >>106391634 >>106398891
>>106375801 (OP)
Project my superiority over others by using special snowflake laptop imported from Japan.
Anonymous No.106391301 >>106391366
>>106391098
why are indian and chinese so bad at original creation?
Anonymous No.106391366 >>106391602
>>106391301
Chink stuff is pretty kino lately.
Anonymous No.106391602
>>106391366
example?
Anonymous No.106391632
>>106375801 (OP)
Exactly what I do now. Remote into a work VM I set up under Proxmox using my M4 Macbook pro. Thanks for the laptop I am going to pawn it now.
Anonymous No.106391634 >>106392485 >>106392901
>>106391296
>that tiny space bar
lmao even
Anonymous No.106392131
>>106375801 (OP)
>a fagman job
lol
lmao even
Anonymous No.106392485
>>106391634
Looking at the wear mark it could be half the size.
Anonymous No.106392525 >>106392768
>>106375801 (OP)
I'll have a dell or an hp thanks.
Anonymous No.106392768
>>106392525
imagine working at a place that poor
Anonymous No.106392901
>>106391634
still longer than your penis
Anonymous No.106393381 >>106393750
>>106375801 (OP)
Thinkpad, removable battery, plenty of sockets, cute picture of birds.

Macbook, glued battery, probably just usb-c, picture homosexual man meme.
Anonymous No.106393750
>>106393381
works on my machine
Anonymous No.106393790 >>106396064
>>106375801 (OP)
The one on the right is correct. Just gotta let the ducklets cross the road.
Anonymous No.106396064
>>106393790
retard take
Anonymous No.106397656
>things that never happened
Anonymous No.106398801
>>106375812
yes
Anonymous No.106398813
>>106375801 (OP)
t. poorfag itoddler using old and used fagbook larping as someone having job
Anonymous No.106398814
>>106375801 (OP)
I'll take the cute ducks over the faggot reddit meme
Anonymous No.106398891 >>106399208
>>106391296
*India
Anonymous No.106398970
>>106375801 (OP)
>ugly ass shitbook vs elegant macbook
ez choice
Anonymous No.106399013
>>106375801 (OP)
That must be some government job in some fucking Podunk because both provided options are ancient and in sorry state. Cleaning streets would probably pay no less, be more stable and provide non-zero chance to find better computer laying around some trash container.
Anonymous No.106399208
>>106398891
retard
Anonymous No.106399276 >>106399577 >>106400672
>>106375801 (OP)
Obviously the one with the ducks, what a retarded question.
Anonymous No.106399577
>>106399276
That is cute as fug.
Anonymous No.106400025
>>106375801 (OP)
It doesn't matter which one I use. What matters is which AI I use.
Anonymous No.106400672
>>106399276
t. baby duck
Anonymous No.106400748 >>106401936 >>106402018
>>106375801 (OP)
I take both. Because Thinkpads and Macbooks are the only good laptops.
Anonymous No.106401936
>>106400748
Damn......
Anonymous No.106402018 >>106404680
>>106400748
there is no equivalent to macs

macs have:
>soldered SSD/RAM/WLAN
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>when pajeetOS runs out of RAM it swapfile rapes the SSD to death within 3 years
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>when the SSD dies it bricks your entire currybook because the EFI is stored on the soldered SSD to save $0.05
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>components serial numbered and tied to the motherboard to prevent repair and replacement (including battery)
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>riveted keyboard that requires total destruction of the chassis to replace
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>flexgate cables that are so brittle they crack from opening your screen past 90 degrees more than 2 dozen times
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>screens so fucking shit they have over 90ms response times (essentially 10Hz)
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>screen made from pajeet trash glass that cracks from temperature change in seasons or tape over the iBotnet webcam
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>so fire and explosion prone the FAA have banned them from all flights
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>uses phone CPU that's so shit it gets destroyed by decade old i3s from 2017 and can only "compete" by cheating at benchmarks in extreme edge cases with hardware accelerators
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs
>curryniggers at apploo get so full of sniffing their own currynigger silicon shit they ship currybooks with no fans and they run so hot they melt the keyboard keys
doesnt exist on 99% of PCs

>keyboards with 63.5% failure rate
unheard of on PCs, and yet you curryniggers defend it with "jus werx fer me!"
just because you're in the 36.5% survivor group doesn't make your currynigger trash any good
this list goes on forever
there's no PC laptop as total fucking currynigger shit as crapple's streetshitter books
they are the biggest heaps of steaming currynigger shit in the history of computing second only to curryPhones
Anonymous No.106402045
>>106375801 (OP)
cute ducks so I pick the left. why do you have my pic on the right bro thats weird.
Anonymous No.106402086 >>106402353
>>106375801 (OP)
Take the fagbook, sell it, buy 5 thinkpads.
Anonymous No.106402353
>>106402086
copium
Anonymous No.106402425
>>106375801 (OP)
Cute ducks
Anonymous No.106403071
>>106375801 (OP)
walk the dinosaur
Anonymous No.106403842
>>106375801 (OP)
quit
Anonymous No.106403910
>>106385837
literally work on this with 64 ram and integrated gpu 24/7
> rendering 4k in after effects almost melts the fucking keys
> my t520 thinkpad is fasterrmaj with 16gb ram
Anonymous No.106404373 >>106404541
>>106375801 (OP)
I'd pick the x220 and pray that it comes with the IPS panel option. The next workday I'd sneak a precision Philips head through the metal detector and keyboard swap that qwertz with a co-worker's freedom-layout in under 60 seconds while they are out getting their complementary onions latte.
Anonymous No.106404522
I choose the nipple.
Anonymous No.106404541 >>106405774
>>106404373
IPS looks weird and hurts my eyes after a while.
Anonymous No.106404680 >>106404718
>>106402018
and still everyone uses a MBP for work. kys pajeet.
Anonymous No.106404718 >>106404981
>>106404680
>everyone
>kys pajeet
>>>/plebbit/
Anonymous No.106404981
>>106404718
>le pajeet maymay
Anonymous No.106405689
>>106375801 (OP)
Both are trash, but the IBM is less trash.
>but anon, whic-
System76 caught my eye.
Anonymous No.106405774
>>106404541
Then you have the wrong IPS panel. The factory TN truly giving passive matrix a run for it's money in terms of dogshit tier.
Anonymous No.106405794
>>106375801 (OP)
I WISH thinkpads still came with 7 row keyboards.
Anonymous No.106407953
right
Anonymous No.106408301
>>106375801 (OP)
>ancient IBM
vs
>ancient apple
who cares they're both shit.
Anonymous No.106408572 >>106414081
>>106391272
>everyone's forced to use ARM regardless of software compatibility
What are some notable software that are incompatible with ARM?
Anonymous No.106410525
me on the left
Anonymous No.106410719
>>106376838
no
Anonymous No.106411705
JUST
Anonymous No.106411846
>>106385837
Have this at work. Year before me they got thinkpads. Year after me the laptops were all shipped configured with windows cloud.
All my work is done through RDP anyway so don't care about the performance at all.
Anonymous No.106412737 >>106413719
>>106375801 (OP)
quit
Anonymous No.106413719
>>106412737
fpbp
Anonymous No.106413774
>>106375801 (OP)
I HATE OSX, i hate it with a passion. every time i touch that fucking OS, i hate it more and more.
If i had actually use it daily, i would quickly turn into AM.
So yes, give me the ubuntu aids laptop.
I probably would swap for cinnamon if i could tho.
Anonymous No.106413789
>>106375801 (OP)
>you've just landed a fagman job
I would set everything on fire and leave, so the laptop option is irrelevant.
Anonymous No.106414081
>>106408572
basically every software you need for work which are almost always invariably made by literallywho b2b micro-monopolies
Anonymous No.106415473
JUST
Anonymous No.106415495
>>106375801 (OP)
both are still an upgrade on the dell i have from my job
Anonymous No.106415583
>>106375801 (OP)
lenovo
replacing the battery wont cost me 6.666$ + my left ball
im a DT guy anyways, i wont use it as much more than a dumb terminal