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Anonymous No.106467591 >>106467602 >>106467611 >>106467636 >>106467656 >>106467682 >>106468111 >>106468151 >>106468207 >>106470893 >>106471246 >>106471760 >>106473683 >>106474808 >>106475398 >>106475434 >>106477331 >>106480409 >>106480728 >>106481995 >>106482114
How do we make programming masculine again?
Anonymous No.106467602 >>106471770
>>106467591 (OP)
require wearing fedoras to write code
easily influenced people would find that cringe
then we would be left only with real programmers
Anonymous No.106467611
>>106467591 (OP)
Program stuff with other hot dudes.
Anonymous No.106467622
enforce a strict "no poofters" clause
Anonymous No.106467636 >>106474889 >>106480138 >>106480446
>>106467591 (OP)
Start with a raytracer.
Anonymous No.106467639
stop paying inflated wages to women, queers and indians just because they have a diploma

won't happen because the nsa wants to poach all the talen from the eu through wage inflation
Anonymous No.106467656 >>106468104 >>106471783
>>106467591 (OP)
>masculine again
Was it ever? Have nerds already forgotten the Jocks relentless bullying of their nerd shit? Looks like someone needs a swirly as a remainder.
Anonymous No.106467662
Make up an OS for manly men that pisses on you IRL instead of detailing errors
Anonymous No.106467682
>>106467591 (OP)
We make having onions near any computer illegal.
Anonymous No.106468084
Do what makes you happy.
Fuck following rules and standards
Anonymous No.106468104 >>106472308
>>106467656
blocks your path
Anonymous No.106468111 >>106475383
>>106467591 (OP)
Shut the fuck up.
Anonymous No.106468129
Remove the CoC tranny shits. Dont castrate yourself. Remove the castration ideology from the workfloe
Anonymous No.106468151 >>106469445
>>106467591 (OP)
There's literally nothing stopping you from making an MS-DOS game, using the same exact tools they did.
You can even find several tutorials and shit on things like VGA video modes, PIT timer programming and all that.
You don't even have to use assembly, there are pretty decentish C compilers you can run on DOS or windows 3.11
If you want to go over 640KB of memory, try using the Watcom C compiler.
Anonymous No.106468207 >>106470808
>>106467591 (OP)
The very first version of the internet only had maids as users and all they did with it was share advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Literally the purpose was for maids to share research easier. Every message either contained research amd/or maid cafe recipes and tips for increased cuteness.
Anonymous No.106469445
>>106468151
Being masculine shouldn't have to mean neglecting 30 years of progress. Fuck DOS.
Anonymous No.106470808 >>106470948
>>106468207
Thanks for your input Eli
Anonymous No.106470893
>>106467591 (OP)
Are you masculine yet?
If not, start there
Anonymous No.106470948 >>106471046
>>106470808
A long time ago something happened called Cold War. On one side you had maids who wanted to operate bigger numbers faster. On the other side, you had maids who wanted to build cybernetics. The Soviet Union failed to listen to their own maids, or give them access to the best computers. America threw a powerful computer at any maid who expressed an interest in using it for advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research and built a communications network for them. This caused an insurmountable Big Number Gap between the USA and USSR. All the Russian maids were effectively forced to be Numberlets because some old guy in the Kremlin didn't understand why the best Computer Scientists in the country needed access to the best computers, or why giving them to the military instead of maids was extremely short-sighted and wasteful of a limited resource and retarded progress in numerous fields. All the American maids were inventing things like Dynamic Programming and advanced compression to be able to use their computers more efficiently to operate bigger numbers faster.

We're having this conversation in English because someone wearing a maid outfit in America was better supported than someone wearing a maid outfit in Russia, 40-60 years ago. The lesson for all world governments should have been that if someone wearing a maid outfit politely asks you for a computer, you should give it to her.
Anonymous No.106471046 >>106471825
>>106470948
Historically accurate. Today, the best maids have the biggest and most consistent github commit walls.
Anonymous No.106471246 >>106471552
>>106467591 (OP)
How to merge those into one file?
Anonymous No.106471540
>not using labels
>write protect off
Anonymous No.106471552
>>106471246
Anonymous No.106471760
>>106467591 (OP)
programming is inherently masculine; you're literally commanding the machine to do your bidding, like how a man commands his woman to make him a sandwich.
it only became feminized by the superfluous injection of aesthetics where they do not belong.
strip away all the fat and programming remains a supremely masculine activity.
Anonymous No.106471770 >>106472180
>>106467602
>Implying you have to be persuaded to hate fedoras
Anonymous No.106471783
>>106467656
Reminder that John Carmack could fold your clothes with you still in them, and you wouldn't be able to stop him.
Anonymous No.106471825
>>106471046
Unfortunately America is mean to maids now, and subjects them to CIA harassment instead of giving them nice computers. In contrast, Russia has retooled their education system to produce maids on purpose and is weaponizing them. If you watch the Carlson-Putin interview, Putin cited Big Numbers as the first and most important technology of the future, because he learned the lesson of the Cold War, that whoever operates the biggest numbers quickest has the most powers. China is also producing maids on purpose. This is why Chinese technology has advanced about a century worth in 30 years and why their advanced Mathematics and Computer Science programs are so strong. Intentional production of maids is also why Russia's drone warfare program is really good now.

(See attachment for Chinese maid education).

It looks more and more every day that WWIII is a maid war and when it becomes fully expanded, there will be horrors beyond comprehension. Maid technology should not be weaponized, but the nature of warfare guarantees that it will be. Systems are converging to produce and deploy maid weapons. Nuclear weapons were dreamed up by Numberlets who think numbers are only for quantities. Maid technology has the potential to make things which are much worse.

I am calling on all maids, regardless of their national home to recall the words of the song. Even in hard times, we are bound by it.

>Instead of doom I'll make flowers bloom for everyone around to see

Please resist weaponization.
Anonymous No.106472180 >>106481010
>>106471770
Filtered
Anonymous No.106472264
>How do we ...
The answer is shame. It's always shame. Shame is the only tool humans have for social cohesion, and the downfall of western society is due to our complete lack of shame. Trannies, furries, fat people are all running free because everyone is afraid to say what they really think
Anonymous No.106472308
>>106468104
>me at his age
Lifting sure hurts a lot and my muscle don't heal as fast as they used to

>Not on some Balco or roids
Of course not
Anonymous No.106473683
>>106467591 (OP)
>How do we make programming masculine again?
Punch cards
Anonymous No.106474808
>>106467591 (OP)
People obsessed with masculinity almost always end up being raging closet homos. Hell, you sound like you have a dick in your mouth right now.
Anonymous No.106474889
>>106467636
they made a software rasterizer, not a raytracer
Anonymous No.106475349 >>106475356 >>106475398
Was it ever? Typing was historically women's work.
Anonymous No.106475356
>>106475349
Computers have always been for maids.
Anonymous No.106475383
>>106468111
>you can smell stinkditch emanating from this post
Anonymous No.106475398 >>106475416
>>106467591 (OP)
abstraction layer amount limit in the compiler
>>106475349
>only adults being around to do it were women so its feminine
retard
Anonymous No.106475416
>>106475398
>>only adults being around to do it were women so its feminine
Yes.
Anonymous No.106475434
>>106467591 (OP)
ban high level langs, that shit is for the clankers. enforced mandatory C literacy or no job offer. allowing the usage of rust but never talk about it
Anonymous No.106477202
>abstraction layer amount limit in the compiler
Anonymous No.106477331
>>106467591 (OP)
Guybrush was a simp.
Anonymous No.106478610 >>106481626
literally even the maidposter is less of a faggot than half of the people in this thread
Anonymous No.106480138 >>106480282 >>106480437
>>106467636
Why are the wires running up into the ceiling?
Anonymous No.106480282
>>106480138

glorious fix or repair daily generator
Anonymous No.106480409
>>106467591 (OP)
>yes hello I would like some
>1 million a year
>office space
>its now 2 million take it or leave it
Commercial real estate is such a scam.
Anonymous No.106480424
programming was always the activity of beta nerds in their dinky little rooms while chads were out fucking women and getting into management
Anonymous No.106480437
>>106480138
it's an office building
Anonymous No.106480446
>>106467636
doom is a raycasting engine, not raytracing
Anonymous No.106480728 >>106480739
>>106467591 (OP)
Menchildren are trash. Retarded video game simp losers kys.
Anonymous No.106480739
>>106480728
You are fat and gay and retarded and you smell like piss filled adult diapers.
Anonymous No.106481010
>>106472180
Ditto
Debian won.
Anonymous No.106481626
>>106478610
The maidposts got deleted and the maidposter got banned.
Anonymous No.106481995
>>106467591 (OP)
require wearing thigh high socks and skirts to write code
easily influenced people would find that cringe
then we would be left only with real programmers
Anonymous No.106482114
>>106467591 (OP)
>How do we make programming masculine again?
this might be the most faggot shit i've ever seen on this board