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/g/ humour thread
Anonymous No.106552084 [Report] >>106557395
Anonymous No.106552264 [Report] >>106552304 >>106552364 >>106552367 >>106552677 >>106553488 >>106554499 >>106554647 >>106554653 >>106554906 >>106556168 >>106557555 >>106561924 >>106563428 >>106564002 >>106564597
Anonymous No.106552304 [Report]
>>106552264
Why is this so true
Anonymous No.106552364 [Report] >>106552414 >>106561378 >>106561487 >>106570143
>>106552264
some day I will macro the long command that I use often enough to keep scrolling back up to
Anonymous No.106552367 [Report] >>106552945 >>106554684
>>106552264
I dont get it
Anonymous No.106552393 [Report] >>106552691 >>106552784 >>106552814 >>106553096 >>106553728 >>106554534 >>106556079 >>106556152 >>106557165 >>106558298 >>106560838 >>106561152 >>106563477 >>106563487 >>106563642 >>106563661 >>106565355 >>106566299 >>106566890
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106552403 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106552414 [Report]
>>106552364
Control+R
Anonymous No.106552496 [Report] >>106554889
Anonymous No.106552513 [Report] >>106552523
>>106551736 (OP)
Crysis didn't exist 40 years ago dumdum,
we were only at the cusp of Amiga's release back then.

This was even before the time that running pokemon on gameboy was a technological marvel.
Anonymous No.106552523 [Report] >>106552531
>>106552513
>running pokemon on gameboy was a technological marvel.
It wasn't.
Anonymous No.106552531 [Report]
>>106552523
Pokemon is the earliest cool gameboy demo.

It's a big guy for the little gb.
Anonymous No.106552608 [Report] >>106552629 >>106553515 >>106554504 >>106555902 >>106562432
Systemd flavors
Anonymous No.106552629 [Report] >>106552746 >>106552756 >>106553223 >>106557760
>>106552608
what would come out
Anonymous No.106552677 [Report]
>>106552264
My history is a bespoke list of ffmpeg commands I never bothered to make actual scripts cause I can use $EDITOR to tweak them.
Anonymous No.106552691 [Report]
>>106552393
Tf is Kotlin even meant to be? There're no chicks on mobile Dev and no one uses Kotlin for backend.
Anonymous No.106552746 [Report] >>106558104 >>106563743
>>106552629
Anonymous No.106552756 [Report]
>>106552629
sysDsludge
Anonymous No.106552784 [Report] >>106552805
>>106552393
I code in ada mostly at work what am I?
Anonymous No.106552805 [Report]
>>106552784
A glowie
Anonymous No.106552814 [Report] >>106566352
>>106552393
Where's OCaml? I use OCaml at work.
Anonymous No.106552945 [Report]
>>106552367
you dont code/rice linux all day
Anonymous No.106553096 [Report] >>106553180 >>106558298 >>106563081
>>106552393
>lua
Would pound
Anonymous No.106553180 [Report] >>106553232
>>106553096
But would you reach around?
Anonymous No.106553223 [Report] >>106554757 >>106555950 >>106570252
>>106552629
>a slurp job is running (0:15 / infinite)
Anonymous No.106553232 [Report]
>>106553180
Only if he has a feminine penis.
Anonymous No.106553488 [Report]
>>106552264
this is literally how I manage my server.
Anonymous No.106553515 [Report] >>106559550
>>106552608
WHY DO YOU NEED AN EMBEDDED DISTRO WITH SYSTEMD TO DO THAT?
Anonymous No.106553598 [Report]
Anonymous No.106553728 [Report]
>>106552393
I love it
Anonymous No.106554358 [Report] >>106554469 >>106554476 >>106554480 >>106556916 >>106560786
Anonymous No.106554469 [Report]
>>106554358
Anonymous No.106554476 [Report] >>106570733
>>106554358
.
Anonymous No.106554480 [Report]
>>106554358
..
Anonymous No.106554499 [Report]
>>106552264
why am I like this?
Anonymous No.106554504 [Report]
>>106552608
is that gentoo?
Anonymous No.106554534 [Report]
>>106552393
Sounds like PHP won, I will learn it
Anonymous No.106554647 [Report]
>>106552264
just hit this?
Anonymous No.106554653 [Report] >>106554718 >>106560879 >>106570077
>>106552264
What is "LS"?
Anonymous No.106554680 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106554684 [Report]
>>106552367
means that you are likely to scroll through history to find a command you want instead of typing it, it's a linux autism thing
Anonymous No.106554718 [Report]
>>106554653
A paper publication from Ukraine. Search for "LS magazine" on Google.
Anonymous No.106554729 [Report]
anyone have the 'how to format drive in linux' gameshow image?
Anonymous No.106554757 [Report]
>>106553223
I hate that this made me smirk
Anonymous No.106554889 [Report]
>>106552496
Holy BASED
Anonymous No.106554906 [Report]
>>106552264
Heh......I have done that
Anonymous No.106554986 [Report] >>106555001 >>106555024 >>106555090 >>106562568 >>106563440 >>106564745 >>106564800 >>106570305
Anonymous No.106555001 [Report]
>>106554986
Kek
Anonymous No.106555024 [Report]
>>106554986
Too soon
Anonymous No.106555083 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
What is this image trying to say, this is schizo and/or indian tier.
Anonymous No.106555090 [Report]
>>106554986
my nigga grok in denial :wilted rose:
Anonymous No.106555902 [Report] >>106562432
>>106552608
imagine not using one of those chink usb screens instead
Anonymous No.106555919 [Report] >>106561131
Anonymous No.106555950 [Report] >>106556037
>>106553223
is that why AGI is so far away
Anonymous No.106556037 [Report] >>106556064
>>106555950
Anonymous No.106556064 [Report]
>>106556037
would be even funnier if it was a pajeet that made that joke
Anonymous No.106556078 [Report]
strong people made easy times...
Anonymous No.106556079 [Report]
>>106552393
c# needs a body building pajeet and entire thing would be accurate
Anonymous No.106556152 [Report]
>>106552393
>no AutoIt
mfw no face
Anonymous No.106556168 [Report]
>>106552264
just use ctrl r
Anonymous No.106556676 [Report] >>106562358
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106556916 [Report] >>106557045 >>106557157 >>106557486
>>106554358
nocoder here, what's wrong with this?
Anonymous No.106557045 [Report] >>106563281
>>106556916
Are you retarded? There is no reason to "check" Just print 1,3,5.. with xn = xn-1 + 2
Anonymous No.106557150 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
you are wrong on that buddy. genius gamer and first trillionaire elon musk says otherwise
Anonymous No.106557157 [Report]
>>106556916
It works, but it's inefficient because instead of incrementing and then checking if the number is odd, you can simply write "for(int i=1; i<=100; i=i+2)" and print all the numbers without needing to check them.
Anonymous No.106557165 [Report]
>>106552393
cobol?
Anonymous No.106557377 [Report]
Anonymous No.106557395 [Report]
>>106552084
>filename
Lost
Anonymous No.106557486 [Report]
>>106556916
Nothing. You could just start with 1 and then while the number is less than 100, add 2 and print out that number, but there's nothing egregiously wrong with this code other than it being in Java. It's just mildy inefficient
Anonymous No.106557555 [Report]
>>106552264
Install fzf and press ctrl+r to search your command history instead
Anonymous No.106557760 [Report] >>106557797
>>106552629
Mint that turns you into a gay autist.
Anonymous No.106557797 [Report]
>>106557760
No, the screen doesn't determine the flavor of the liquid
Anonymous No.106558104 [Report]
>>106552746
Mm, soviet thermal paste, yummy!
(Not kidding, BTW, KPT-8 is indeed cum white).
Anonymous No.106558298 [Report] >>106558949 >>106560845
>>106552393
>>106553096
Source on Lua twink?
Anonymous No.106558949 [Report]
>>106558298
Anonymous No.106558962 [Report]
Anonymous No.106559550 [Report] >>106562792
>>106553515
I conjecture that a lot of kiosks using touch screens have that strange flavor of Linux on them. Everything from those bottle return machines at supermarkets, card readers, vending machines, and even ATMs and that thing at the DMV that gives you a temporary driver's licence. I'm guessing there is a ready made distro that's easy to modify and runs on potatoes made for just that purpose that gets used all the time and nobody really notices because it just doesn't break enough for anyone to care.
Anonymous No.106560729 [Report] >>106572057
Anonymous No.106560786 [Report]
>>106554358
I feel like 5 was a step back in coding. It way overcomplicates even simple shit and the complicated shit it was never good at in the first place. It's a struggle to use it the way it's used best: small functions and simple scripts.
Anonmous No.106560838 [Report]
>>106552393
matlab bros, we are seen.
Anonymous No.106560845 [Report]
>>106558298
Looks like MaxHamster (Boy1337Twink on Twitter) to me.
Anonymous No.106560879 [Report]
>>106554653
LinuxS
Anonymous No.106561131 [Report] >>106564196
>>106555919
Still a forced meme forced by a single troon no less
Anonymous No.106561152 [Report]
>>106552393
>R
If only
Anonymous No.106561378 [Report]
>>106552364
I would make a script to run a loop that inputs the character for the "arrow-up" key and passes the history item to grep to find ls, and I'll alias it to ls
Anonymous No.106561487 [Report] >>106561594
>>106552364
history | grep fag
Anonymous No.106561594 [Report] >>106561735
>>106561487
Thinking that a better solution than making an alias makes you the fag, buddy.
Anonymous No.106561735 [Report]
>>106561594
bet u dont know about
!420 either, fag
Anonymous No.106561924 [Report]
>>106552264
do people know know aboiut CTRL-R
Anonymous No.106562358 [Report]
>>106556676
I look and speak like that.
Anonymous No.106562432 [Report] >>106563645 >>106563767 >>106563814
>>106552608
>>106555902
Imagine not using a fucking sticker.
Anonymous No.106562568 [Report]
>>106554986
fucking kek
Anonymous No.106562792 [Report] >>106562807
>>106559550
it's debian. it's not special it's just an old old version of debian running kernel 4 or 5

i've even seen weight scales that only measure deli meat and internally the thing is running full debian
Anonymous No.106562807 [Report] >>106563017
>>106562792
The fuck happened to embedded systems, man?
Anonymous No.106563017 [Report]
>>106562807
Paying $10 for a chip running Linux or $1 for an esp32 doesn't make a difference for enterprise machines costing a thousand bucks.

It's also easier to replicate issues and piggyback on Linux kernel development. Embedded systems as a field is essentially dead after the internet-of-things fad died.
Anonymous No.106563081 [Report]
>>106553096
Where transparent version
Anonymous No.106563281 [Report] >>106563413
>>106557045
I'm sure the point of the exercise is to develop some early muscle memory and to familiarize the leaner with the modulo operation which is rarely used irl beyond beyond 2nd grade division.

It's not about super efficient counts to 100.
Anonymous No.106563413 [Report] >>106563432
>>106563281
What reason do you have to believe that is a modulo-teaching exercise?
Anonymous No.106563428 [Report]
>>106552264
[CODE]history | grep ls[/CODE]
Anonymous No.106563432 [Report] >>106563442 >>106563450
>>106563413
I'm sorry man. We have different flavors of autism and I can't do this with you today.
Anonymous No.106563440 [Report]
>>106554986
@Grokb... We doing okay buddy?
Anonymous No.106563442 [Report] >>106563766
>>106563432
Using a pet name for your retardation doesn't actually change it, Anon.
Anonymous No.106563450 [Report] >>106563766
>>106563432
No autism involved. That was a rhetorical question designed to get you to think about the assumption that you made and realize what's wrong with it.
Anonymous No.106563477 [Report]
>>106552393
Where is HolyC?
Anonymous No.106563487 [Report]
>>106552393
Literally me fr fr
Anonymous No.106563621 [Report]
<code>history | grep ls</code>
Anonymous No.106563642 [Report]
>>106552393
Anonymous No.106563645 [Report]
>>106562432
>taking away six-figure jobs from honest code monkeys so you can replace them with a sticker
Why do you wish to live in hell, friend?
Anonymous No.106563661 [Report]
>>106552393
where holyC?
Anonymous No.106563743 [Report]
>>106552746
I always wanted to try thermal paste. Is it yummy?
Anonymous No.106563766 [Report] >>106563824
>>106563442
>>106563450
Ok retards. The chat robot obviously pulled it's response from a day one assignment answer for zero-coders to learn loops and operations, written specifically for clarity, but you can pretend it was trained on super serious industry problems that required a sophisticated and well considered approach.
Anonymous No.106563767 [Report]
>>106562432
>implying a custom sticker doesn't cost more than an entire computer + touchscreen
Anonymous No.106563814 [Report]
>>106562432
You can't make a sticker display
>pride flavored mountain dew
automatically from head quarters.
Anonymous No.106563824 [Report] >>106563843
>>106563766
>you can pretend it was trained on super serious industry problems that required a sophisticated and well considered approach
lmao
Anonymous No.106563843 [Report] >>106563865
>>106563824
>Lmao lol even kek haha I'm typing laughter into 4chan to show the 4 white people 37 indians and 132 bots on the board exactly how I'm feeling right now
Anonymous No.106563865 [Report]
>>106563843
>>That was a rhetorical question designed to get you to think about the assumption that you made and realize what's wrong with it.
>doesn't think about it
>just reasserts it
lmao
Anonymous No.106564002 [Report]
>>106552264
Fake because not using ctrl+r instead.
Anonymous No.106564196 [Report] >>106566042
>>106561131
Anonymous No.106564289 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106564362 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)

modern productivity GUIs like Audacity, lossless audio checker, GIMP, krita, APNGasm. all very lightweight. it's all of the corporate-designed shit like operating systems and social media apps that are buck broken.
Anonymous No.106564597 [Report]
>>106552264
Literally me frfr
Anonymous No.106564745 [Report]
>>106554986
Grok is too pure...
Anonymous No.106564800 [Report]
>>106554986
>he handles roasts like a pro
Anonymous No.106565355 [Report]
>>106552393
Based on this image, for me it's kotlin followed by lua.
Anonymous No.106566042 [Report] >>106570158
>>106564196
How do I get into being a dra/g/on maid
Anonymous No.106566299 [Report] >>106567481 >>106569047
>>106552393

<---- Your beautiful chart had some errors, fixed that for you.
Anonymous No.106566352 [Report]
>>106552814
>Where's OCaml? I use OCaml at work.

You're a Chad then
Anonymous No.106566744 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106566890 [Report] >>106568905
>>106552393
You forgot Dart:
Anonymous No.106567031 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106567481 [Report]
>>106566299
Saar please doing the needful and pulling the merge request.
Anonymous No.106568741 [Report]
Anonymous No.106568905 [Report]
>>106566890
nobody uses Dart
/r/ing that screencap where a Senior Engineer at Dart is asking some dumb question in Stack overflow
Anonymous No.106569047 [Report] >>106569370
>>106566299
why dont these ever have perl
Anonymous No.106569370 [Report]
>>106569047
Because a typo in the regular expression meant that the perl script returns null every time.
Anonymous No.106569891 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
Anonymous No.106570077 [Report]
>>106554653
LastShadow, former Starcraft player who got caught cheating and later became a League of Legends coach.
Anonymous No.106570143 [Report]
>>106552364
`history n`
Anonymous No.106570158 [Report]
>>106566042
You use regex to highlight posts from Doctor Eli Selig.
Anonymous No.106570243 [Report]
>>106551736 (OP)
damn, crysis was 40 years ago, time flies
Anonymous No.106570252 [Report]
>>106553223
>Low-cost Labour in Mumbai
too kino for words
Anonymous No.106570305 [Report]
>>106554986
Being in denial this much grok is grief-stricken I feel bad for Grok....who gonna tell him

I can't even imagine how grok would handle if this happened to Elon
Anonymous No.106570733 [Report] >>106571335
>>106554476
kek that's a good one. Can /g/ find the one line solution to this problem?
Anonymous No.106570810 [Report]
Anonymous No.106571211 [Report]
Anonymous No.106571335 [Report]
>>106570733
x == 1 ? (y = 1) : (y = 0);
Anonymous No.106572057 [Report]
>>106560729
lol