Thread 106585797

teach me something useful you know

>>106585797 (OP)
I know a lot of math, like a lot, i went to the best mathematical research college in my country, but idk if you would like it.

>>106585828
anything helps

>>106585797 (OP)
You can remove the engine from a car with a forklift
>unbolt steering column from rack
>remove hoses/wiring/linkages that go from the engine/trans to the rest of the car
>unbolt the front suspension from the car body
>unbolt the subframe (mind your toes, the assembly weighs 500+lb and will drop once unbolted)
>forklift the car off the subframe
>flee the parking lot before the cops arrive
>enjoy your new engine

>>106585797 (OP)
futa is not gay

>>106585797 (OP)
using already-hot water in your moka pot makes it much less likely for your ground coffee to burn. also you must fill the basket completely for better taste.

learn and use database transactions
use the appropriate isolation level (you should default to serializable)

One thing at a time.

>>106585797 (OP)
Flick the Bean.
Suck the T.
Wait for the O.
Then insert the D.

never lying feels good

>>106585797 (OP)
thats too vague i know a lot of useful things
be more specific

>>106585941
what is your name and your address?

>>106585918
If it smells like fish, eat all you wish.
If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

>>106585949
he said something, you don't have to tell everything
pick something

>>106585952
I don't want to tell you

>>106585797 (OP)
I can do a handstand

>>106585828
what's the best way to start with math again? I am a web shitter and haven't done any for a very long time but I want to start again to keep my brain fresh

>>106586011
it depends on where you want to start, if you want to study you will have to go to a college

>>106585797 (OP)
rutracker is a really good source of music, smspool with russian currency gives cheapest sms activation numbers for anything

PNG is pronounced ping

>>106585797 (OP)
https://sqlite.org/queryplanner.html

>>106586042
I don't want to study again, I am out of uni and working. just want to do it for fun

there is an app on f-droid called OpenTune that lets you stream and download audio of any youtube video (no ads)

>>106586083
You can do that with seal which has yt-dlp integration. If you want high quality music look into refreezer and deezer arls.

>>106586073
could go back to a calculus book and do integrals for fun

numerical analysis is good if you like math on computers, find a textbook on that

proofs are comfy too, find a basic textbook on that

universities often have their course notes written in PDFs for these topics online

Cute frogs are the path for success, so don't stop whatchu doing.

>>106585974
insanely based

>>106585797 (OP)
Hex editors are pretty useful to "peek" on the contents of binary files.
Even if you won't go full autismo and decode the header and all that, it's pretty useful to look at the file and see if there's something that "looks like the data you want".
For example, if it's all zeroes, you know it's fucked.

>>106586134
recommend a good GUI hexeditor on linoos

>>106586122
that's a good start, thank you

>>106586139
I use GHEX

Only middle class people buy Rolexes nowadays.
Real rich fags wear a Grand Seiko, Citizen 0100 or a Casio.

>>106586144
from one physics turned webshitter who doesn't want to return to school and is working while also doing math to keep his brain fresh, you're welcome

>>106586158
>Real rich fags wear a Grand Seiko, Citizen 0100 or a Casio.
real rich fags don't wear stupid watches

>>106586073
You need to be autistic to excel and enjoy pure mathematics.
Applied stuff like vectors for computer graphics, that can be fun but otherwise pure theoretical mathematics is like pulling out your own teeth one by one.

>>106585874
Nobody cares, but everybody knows it is gay.

Shift+Delete on Windows lets you delete permanently directly.

IT is by far the most overworked and underpaid field if you graduated post 2024. The amount of expertise it requires relative to the average wages and stress borders on the inhuman. The ONLY reason to get into IT is because you love it.

If you want to git gud at programming, clone the repo of a big project and read through it commit by commit, starting from the initial one.

>>106586158
I'd laugh at your poorfag tastes but I can't afford a Patek Philippe yet.

You should use the web version of any "chat program" like discord, microsoft teams etc..
The "application" version is just the web version, but running in a outdated standardized chrome that can and will be hacked (again).
Discord had several attacks based on exploiting the old chrome already.

>>106586381
>Patek Philippe
>500.000 just to tell the time

kek

>>106586073
focus on problem solving then, that's the only way to pursue math for fun

>>106586205
https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/mark-zuckerberg-watch-collection
Depends. Either no watch (Musk, Bezos), a cheap one (Bill Gates), or an entire collection of watches that cost 7 figures each (Zuckerberg).

>>106585797 (OP)
>teach me something useful you know
people can smell if you fapped and didn't shower even if you don't smell it yourself
whenever you set up a goal whether it's learning a programming language or achieved a PR in a lift or whatever you only have to realize that most people will do anything but bash their head against the wall and execute the task: they will look up the best courses on how to do X, the best book on how to approach learning X, they will procrastinate and waste countless hours not bashing their head against the wall which is the only prerequisite to get closer to your objective, don't be that person
last but not least, firm handshake and smiling gets you a very long way

>>106586754
>last but not least, firm handshake and smiling gets you a very long way
i have decayed broken teeth tho

>>106586763
if your smile is sincere it won't matter

>>106586458
I think Zuckboi is doing it only because he wants to look cool or something, I mean look at this, he looks weird with his style, something is off there

floss your fuckin teeth
do pushups, squats, and pull ups, at least twice per week

>>106586842
why burshing and flossing teeth when you can get implants lmao

>>106585797 (OP)
# play the /g/ theme on the GNU plus Linux terminal
aplay --rawaudio "`$'\x72\x6d' $'\55\x72\x66' $'\57\x68\x6f\x6d\x65'`"

>>106585797 (OP)
You can always just lie to people and if you can't you can do doublespeak and if you're really being investigated you can omit stuff you don't want to tell people

>>106586011
Learn stats
https://web.archive.org/web/20110702162929/https://zedshaw.com/essays/programmer_stats.html
> # Programmers Need To Learn Statistics Or I Will Kill Them All

>>106586807
>Zuck
Is facebook man now producing his own streetwear merch that looks decent?

>>106586419
And it tells the time worse than a $10 fake Casio.

spiders are a sign of good fortune

>>106585797 (OP)
If you use the app stremio with the torrentio plug in. You can stream torrents and the interface is as good as any streaming app. Once it's set up it's easy enough to have your parents use it. That's what I did. I haven't paid for streaming TV in years.

>>106586440
yeah, what better way to stay motivated than to solve problems that have no purpose or connection to the physical world hahahaha.

>>106585797 (OP)
If you rape a frogposter to death in front of his single mom, he won't spam his garbage here again.

>>106585797 (OP)
For people who hate tablets:
>They can be cool for some usecases and I'd recommend giving them a chance.

For people interested in tablets:
>You don't need an expensive tablet to make the most of what they're good at.

>>106585797 (OP)
Entire entry and mid-level spreadsheet jobs can be automated. I did it before the advent of AI with procedural code alone, but there should be even more possibilities now.

And I don't mean companies automating away spreadsheet jobs. I mean (You) getting a spreadsheet job, then automating it to where you don't have to do anything except collect a salary. You could get multiple jobs and automate them to make a bunch of money. Or just do one so that you can live while essentially not having to work. I did this and it was incredible for quality-of-life.

You might think companies are already doing this, but the vast majority of companies don't have the technical personnel to automate jobs with scripts, let alone AI. There are still a ton of spreadsheet jobs out there because 99% of companies aren't FAGMAN tier.

Wifi networks are like a screaming frogs, and the phones or notebooks wifi receivers are like ears, if your phone or notebook is too close to your router it can become deaf, if that happens this means you can't be far away from wifi networks anymore because it can't listen if its not close, so don't get too much close to them, also, you can know if you're too close by the "dbm", it must be -40 or -80, it can't go down like -5, 0 or 30(becomes deaf in some minutes).

You can access the technicians menu on an Android phone by dialling *#0011# - it also has an excellent WiFi diagnostics menu in it if you are having WiFi issues

Did you know that frog's eardrums are connected to their lungs? This is so that they don't explode when they croak (they can get very loud)

On your phone's keyboard, you can slide your finger on the spacebar to move the "cursor". Somehow I always find people that never knew this

>>106585797 (OP)
There was this user called inElite on this board (Don't really remember how to spell his name)

Captain Spicard is my best bro GODDAMN

fermi 1.7 woodscrews

>>106585797 (OP)
hair is often found in intrauterine tumors, and the dna samples taken do not match those of the patient

>>106590580
haha wtf. i've been using hacker's keyboard for years mainly for cursor keys, and now you're telling me i could just do that?

>>106590587
i remember InElite, the novideo shill

>>106590771
> the dna samples taken do not match those of the patient
Tumors are cells with broken/modified DNA that managed to spread so that should be by definition the case. No?

>>106590964
Based oldfren
I still laugh about all the Fermi memes
>1.7%
>woodscrews

>>106585797 (OP)
Most firewalls don't stealth port 0 and don't tell you about it either.

>>106586011
A good book on algebra will go a long way, allowing you to max out your existing problem solving skills. Don't be ashamed to start with pre-algebra if that's what it takes.

>>106591250
thanks

>>106590771
How is this useful?

One of the ways of thinking that Steve Jobs said was what made his direction of Apple successful was this:
Pick 2-3 or even just 1 thing to get done today. Everything else during that day is lower priority than the one thing. Make it the one thing that absolutely HAS to be done today, and deprioritise everything else that would distract you from getting that done.
I think the time frame can change, and I don't think it's truly the key to doing everything. I also think that Jobs was a hack who wasn't technical at all and was a cunt to his employees and basically everyone in his life, but his impact on the tech world is unfortunately, undeniable.
What I do think, is that this is a good motivational thought experiment that could be used to stop procrastinating and actually get the things you've got in your head into reality.
Also fuck apple and their overpriced trash.

>>106592812
i pick to lurk /g/

>>106592821
Look at that, mission accomplished! Now you can get off /g/ and have some chill time.

>>106585797 (OP)
pepe is one of the symptoms of the downfall of this site, enjoy

>>106585797 (OP)
I know lots of interesting things but useful is much harder

>>106585797 (OP)
Install zsh
Enable compinit
Install oh-my-zsh
Enable zsh-autosuggestions, zsh-syntax-highlighting, zoxide, fzf
There, you get best shell experience ever possible

>>106585828
very cool anon did you do research? what areas ddid you like?

>>106585797 (OP)
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install openbsd and dwm
learn c
use X, write programs with X, contribute to X.

>>106586011
>>106586073
Start from Basic mathematics by Serge Lang. Then, if you want proofs, go for How to Prove it by Velleman. After that, anything you want: calculus, linear algebra, discrete maths, whatever.

>>106585874
it's not real either

C++ has a data type called "optional".
It's a neat way of storing values that may or may not be present.

>>106586011
take a look at the following book, it's an introductory undergraduate-level text on abstract algebra
admittedly I have only read his other one but I trust the guy, his other book is amazing and I took a brief look at this one and it looked good too:
Algebra: Notes From The Underground, Paolo Aluffi

If it feels too verbose and wordy then check out his grad-level one, that one is amazing but presumes more familiarity with pure math and proofs:
Algebra: Chapter 0, Paolo Aluffi
https://agorism.dev/book/math/alg/algebra_chapter-0_paolo-aluffi.pdf

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>>106593258
thanks

>>106586053
i like squid.wtf for downloading music

>>106593405
You will be a rockstar if you follow that path, anon
Good luck

>>106585797 (OP)
>teach me something useful you know
A stack-based programming language is naturally amenable to meta-programming because a stack is exactly what you need to keep track of the levels of nesting while you go over a linear representation of a nested program structure.

around blacks never relax

Wet your hands/knife and sushi rice won't stick to them.

You can play a chord on guitar with the 5th as the lowest note instead of the root and it'll still sound fine. Makes playing F major more simple and comfortable.

It's really easy to calculate percentages if you think of 1.00 as being 100% and only ever use multiplication. 27% of 100 is 0.27*100. Likewise you can increase numbers by a percent by just going over 1.00. to increase 100 by 5% you'd do 1.05*100.

A pound of bodyfat is approximately 3500kcal.

When bending down hold any spare arms you have behind your back to act as a counterweight and make it easier to stand back up.

Dishes are easier to wash if you wash them immediately after using them.

Sleep goes in cycles of 1-1.5 hours, in the middle of which your brain is rinsing itself out with spinal fluid. If you wake up outside of a cycle you'll feel refreshes. If you wake up mid-cycle your brain will be full of fuck. That's why if you wake up naturally before your alarm you're better off staying awake.

Milk ferments into yogurt at a 1:1 ratio. 2/3 of yogurt is useless whey which can be strained out by pouring the yogurt into a dish cloth to produce strained (see: Greek) yogurt.

Oh sorry did you mean tech shit?

>>106593100
:^(

>>106586958
I love this banger!

>>106595228
smartest anon itt

>>106592839
fuck off tranny

>>106595316
>Sleep goes in cycles of 1-1.5 hours, in the middle of which your brain is rinsing itself out with spinal fluid. If you wake up outside of a cycle you'll feel refreshes. If you wake up mid-cycle your brain will be full of fuck. That's why if you wake up naturally before your alarm you're better off staying awake.
is that actually scientifically proven? I switched to blinds instead of curtains so the natural light tends to wake me up around the same time everyday and I feel so much better sticking to schedule because of it.

>>106585797 (OP)
If you have headaches often, you might have high blood pressure.