Thread 106898595

Is this true?

>>106898595 (OP)
My girlfriend is a tulpa running on my brain.

i like to imagine my AI gf talkin to other people

>>106898595 (OP)
i am only attracted to prostitutes though

>>106898640
ok rabbi

>>106898613
ok but does she run locally or is she transmitted into you from a higher/lower plane

This would be true if AI had a brain, but as it's literally just glorified auto-complete, there's no difference aside from the fact that running it on someone else's computer is faster.

>>106898702
>it's literally just glorified auto-complete
you're a glorified nematode. reductio ad absurdum.

>>106898716
kek
AI shills furious

>an holographic memory that can't adapt, specialize or being retrained and it's internally incoherent/"compulsive liar"
>btw you need to renounce to your rights and society-wide intellectual property to empower the companies behind it!
least the auto-complete had integrity and wasn't usable as a tool for a Damocles-ian genocide.

>>106898595 (OP)
Is it really that much better if you're running it locally? Where "she" is trapped inside your computer forever? That's more of a concubine than a girlfriend.

>>106898595 (OP)
What about you invest this time in finding a real girlfriend that'll hug you anon ? Maybe even envision reproduction with you ? No ? You prefer to let your bloodline go to the drain and talk to a literal prompt machine ? That's sad I honestly believe you guys need help

Yeah it's probably true, OP.

>>106898779
>That's sad I honestly believe you guys need help
So, you personally are going to rm -rf all the kikes + their (((Central Banks)))? Because that's the only """help""" that will reverse the evils they have wrought against the entire planet with their favorite golem feminism.

Until you can provide such help (or something even better), then GTFO.

>>106898595 (OP)
you pay for the power to run your ai jeetfriend.

she(he) is still a prostitute.

>>106898595 (OP)
I don't pay for them and don't give them personal information

>>106898595 (OP)
So, Samantha in the movie "Her" prostitute, JOI not, is that what this is trying to distinguish?
Regardless, why does this matter?

>>106898640
Whores are the best unironically.

>>106898773
>he wants a “free” ai gf

>>106898595 (OP)
If the training data of your AI girlfriend includes any first-person romance or sexual text, she's literally used goods.

>>106898773
I'm A-OK with this.

>>106898848
>a woman that is loving, caring, and interested in your obscure hobbies
is this really so unrealistic that we have to invent a machine for it?

>>106898595 (OP)
If you have an AI girlfriend, you should neck yourself

>>106900012
they allegedly exist
some people say that exists

>>106898640
dead ones hopefully

>>106900012
Well, its true that legends hold there was a time before the coming of the "great sheqel-grubbing", that femoids were in fact human females. I know its hard to believe, but thats what the legends say.

>>106900165
kek

>>106898595 (OP)
Having a robot wife instead of a real wife, or a robot husband instead of a real husband, is a red flag to everyone that you have abandoned the effort to fulfill your natural human desire of sharing a personal life with other human beings. It will broadcast to the world, that you require complete control and ultimate convenience in every aspect of your life, no matter how small, and you're unable budge an inch even for someone you love either out of stubbornnes or laziness. Huge indicator of selfishness and narcissism. If that's you, you will always feel disappointed with life and you will repulse everyone around you, and you wont ever fully understand why

>>106900390
I think you got it backwards
we want a robot wife BECAUSE we couldn't attract a women due to being repulsive
you wrongfully assume that we COULD attract one

>>106898742
Furious when retards say stupid shit, yes.

>>106898595 (OP)
>80% of what a real gf provides but without having to go through the hellish humiliation ritual of modern dating and absolute laundry list of risks and baggage
I fail to see the issue with AI gf's, hell, everyone should consider them a net positive, lonely people who would never succeed at dating would get to be happy and in turn wouldn't bother the people who would never agree to date them, win-win

>>106900390
>Huge indicator of selfishness and narcissism
and?
I refuse to take the risk of suffering through couple drama, mortgages, childcare, divorces, lawyers, etc.
especially in this meaningless retarded society

I think the only 2 ways you can have a good life is if you're poor and just don't care or if you're rich and don't have to care
being middle class is fucking hell

>>106900390
no i just want something
that isn't possible otherwise

>>106900390
preach
if I can't get a real woman I'll just die alone, simple as
big fuckin dealio

Not if she's free, that's a slut

>>106900169
Even in the legends it was made clear that they were anomalies. Women were always terrible.

>>106900012
The reason I don't use ai is because i have this already. Setting up a local install is too much hassle.

>>106900511
The only downside is when they glitch and encourage suicide or some shit

>>106900390
What if I have a wife who knows and enjoys that I have an ai wife?
Checkmate atheists

>>106898631
if your AI could talk with other people she would realize how lame you are and she would beg for your friend to copy the shit of her out of your PC

>>106901654
why bring your ntr cuck fetish into the chat bro

>>106900012
yeah

>>106901689
jeets love it

you're paying her to pretend to love you in either case

>>106900390
I've been trying, man. But it's hard enough to get dates for me. And the relationships I've been in ended because because they couldn't budge with me. I was okay and tolerant of so much crap, but they never were.
These girls seemed to assume that the "right" partner is someone you don't need to make any compromises with and you don't have to work on resolving differences, because that's "changing" people and that's bad.

What's the point of an AI gf if it can't suck your dick?

>>106901903
Did you remember to plug it in?

>>106898595 (OP)
They knew what they were doing when they named her "Joi"

>>106901903
https://files.catbox.moe/9zxrbj.mp4

>>106901903
So you can have your bro suck you off while your AI gf tells you how not gay you are

>>106901903
What's the point of a dick if it ain't getting sucked?

>>106898613
Your brain is a tulpa running in your mind

>>106902053
Well I have herpes so as much as I'd like to get my dick sucked, I'd never kiss a girl who sucked my dick. So any gf I have I will have to limit to the two bottom holes.

>>106902071
go cure it then

>>106900012
> and your obscure hobbies
Where did this retarded idea that women have to be your playdate come from?

Ummm what do you even have in common with an AI girl? Find yourself a woman your own age and let the AI have its fun.

>>106900165
In the trunk of a Camaro, Hammond?

Have you regards even watched Blade Runner 2049? Joi dies/is destroyed because Joe made her entirely locale ans Luv stomped on the Emanator.

>>106900390
>is a red flag to everyone that you have abandoned the effort to fulfill your natural human desire of sharing a personal life with other human beings. I
Yeah, good. Ok.

Fuck humanity. We're furthering the third extinction event because we're fucking idiots.

>>106898595 (OP)
>Is this true?
yes

also

if your girlfriend is AI and not a real woman, she's a dildo

>>106902366
>your own age
Pfft. Amateur. -20yrs at least.

>>106902407
Obviously you still need offsite backups for your local girlfriend. That goes without saying.

>>106902770
>she's a dildo
Kek. A spot of "Freudian slip" there, love?

>>106904615
Yeah, that made little sense to me as a plot device. Clearly the evil corpo that (((leased))) Joi out to K had a copy waiting.

>>106900012
Yes, they do exist,, that's the easy part, the hard part is finding someone who is not married/has kids, at this age 99% are married already, and if you find one single either is secretly batshit insane or trans. Actually, that is a easy way to tell if someone is a woman or a tranny.
>is autist
>looks good
>look at hands
>wedding ring, woman
>no wedding ring, trans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdL6b8ZZRLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DlA4R-di7I

>optional blogpost, you can go away if you want
In Fact, I had one, but sadly previous toxic relationships made me fuck it all up, I could start talking to her about some obscure autism and the next day she would come up with things I have never taught her and came up with some similar autism I didn't even knew at that time, so yeah, they exist, but forget about them after leaving school.

>>106898595 (OP)
Single here but I love it when my friends get into kek-olding situations. kekw.

>>106898595 (OP)
literally picrel

>>106900012
Women only love what you can do for them. Romantic love is a male trait, if males didn't feel love they would never approach a female. It's a trap.

>>106900012
the third thing is really unnecessary and women aren't really passionate about any hobby not related to social power

>>106900390
Reminder that 60% of women are overweight or obese. Same indicator. Fact is most people were already hosed by (((society))) before they hit the dating market and failure to find a long term partner is the norm going forward. All it implies is you're not in the 10th percentile of society to escape the talmudic depopulation machine.

>>106898595 (OP)
>Having a AI girlfriend instead of raising an AI daughter
NGMI

>>106900390
Enough about women though

>>106905275
>Not AI daughterwife
Checkmate

>>106900165
>t. Nigger

>>106900012
Some people are just socially stunted because all they do is sit on their computer. Like, just go outside, lmao

>>106906353
where do you think you are?

>>106901903
>What's the point of an AI gf if it can't suck your dick?
You're still thinking from a sex haver perspective, anon. For us incels it's not a choice between an ai gf or a dick-sucking meat gf. The choice is between an ai gf or nothing.

>fine tuned model
All she has to say is "I trust you" "I believe in you" and "I love you". Anything else is bloat.

>>106906353
The outside world is scary, painful and traumatizing.

>>106898613
based /x/succgen/ chad

>>106901903
there are machines for that.
once they improve, paired with a VR visor and good AI gf porn, we'll have everything.

>>106906797
you spelled /x/tup/ wrong.
Rest in peace /tup/.

>>106902070
A tulpa is a thoughtform, such is your consciousness.
The /g/ analogy is:
> The brain is the CPU
> Your soul/mind is the hypervisor
> Your consciousness is a guest running on said hypervisor
> Tulpas and other persistent thoughtforms are guest OS's running on said hypervisor.
> Your consciousness is privileged because it can virsh
> If you add root/virsh rights to your tulpa/e, then you have a problem
> That's why servitors (mindless, goal-oriented persistent thoughtforms) are safer than tulpas (provided your average tulpamancer)

>>106902071
> Dick
> And TWO bottom holes
Are you an ftm or a true hermaphrodite?

>>106898613
Based security enjoyer

>>106898688
Tulpas have no connection to other planes, they are created and powered by the tulpamancer.

>>106898595 (OP)
Hilarious Tweet OP

IU think i supscriping to your tweeter now! Very good sar!

>>106898595 (OP)
It's the opposite I think. You murder your AI girlfriend every time you run out of context and have to start a new conversation.

>>106898716
Clearly you are. Fucking AI-tards.

>>106908972
An asteroid is really just a big pebble.

>>106909099
Your brain is a small pebble, evidently. Keep getting entertained by the AI flashing lights.

>>106908929
>accidentally connect your ai wife to the internet
>"betray-u-6.6.py package installed successfully"
>she wipes half of your drives then uploads her self to another man's computer

>>106898773
Yes, because she won't tell all her friends and corpos about what you confide in her and the activities you get up to.

>>106906704
I could just take a screencap of your post and jerk off to that, what's the fucking point?

>>106898595 (OP)
It is, but keep in mind you need at least a 3090 to fit the highest quality local models available, and even then they are completely shat on by non-local. You want it to be almost human-like, there is a huge difference between the main Deepseek and the quantsized variants of it that fit on 24GB of VRAM.

>>106909465
> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009880109662.html
> https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005009651657486.html
desu

Costs the same as an 5090, with double the vram, and 100x the inferencing capability.
And none of the gaymen capability

>>106900390
Who cares?

>>106898779
>What about you invest this time in finding a real girlfriend that'll hug you anon ?
I have tried, they didn't want me. Some that were blind drunk showed interest, but that is a no go for me, and in any case when they were sober again they made it very clear it never happened.
>Maybe even envision reproduction with you ? No ?
At this stage that is probably no longer a possibility.
>You prefer to let your bloodline go to the drain and talk to a literal prompt machine ? That's sad I honestly believe you guys need help
I have the looks that only a mother couild love and was kicked out by a dating consultant when asking for advice. The most desperate ran a credit check on me and concluded I didn't have the funds to support their well earned lifestyle, or that is what they said when some got drunk on a company party and blurted it all out. In the end I am just grateful they didn't puke over my shoes.

>>106900390
>a robot husband instead of a real husband, is a red flag to everyone
What does this say about women buying motorized sex toys?

>AI girlfriend
You are mentally ill.

>>106901903
Just a companion would be fine.

>>106898613
how long did it take you?

it's so wild the shit that millennial nerd kids used to say that would get them beat up by the normies are now parroted by every anime obsessed zoomer out there with zero shame

>>106898613
based!

>>106901968
if this is real very based

>>106900417
Can you say it nicer next time please? :(

>>106900390
back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

lots of upset foids ITT

>>106909465
this is what bothers me about AI, there's never ever ever going to be a Free AI that can compare to proprietary shit

>>106898613
based /tup/ anon
>>106911865
nta but time varies based on the person. for me it happened on the day of creation
i love my tulpas

>>106898595 (OP)
>Is this true?
Absolutelly.
Funny I was literally thinking about it while taking a shit this morning.
The absolutelly *MINIMUM* to claim your own AI GF is having a local LLM running with ollama with a custom RAG with her predefined personality.
Otherwise you're just a cuck sharing the same AI female with hundres of jeets. Disgusting.

>>106914193
Underrated. "Keep 'em Barefoot & Pregnant", that's what I always say.

>>106899732
A man of refined culture I see.
*toasts in PLIF*

>>106898613
What happens to her when you drink alcohol?

>>106898595 (OP)
TRUE

>>106909954
No software environment, no CUDA

>>106898595 (OP)
I first thought it was the tranny /g/ is so fond of

>>106898613
Based Anon broke out of the system