Thread 106988199

we live in a society

>>106988199 (OP)
Damn, If I as a "goy" worked at a synagogue, I think they would be less stingy than this

>>106988199 (OP)
alarmingly inefficent

>>106988199 (OP)
It's the H1B way of life.

a couple of trips to home depot and they could have fully insulated cubicle dorms

>>106988199 (OP)
If i was there i'd be the one dude with the 6-8 person tent that you can stand up in, inviting twinks and femboys from grindr and forcing my coworkers to listen to the sound and smell of gay buttsex and if anyone and/or HR complains I'll tell them that they are homophobic and if they want it to stop they'll have to give me a private office (which wont stop the buttsex, just stop coworkers from being subjected to it when i do it)

>>106988269
>>>/s4s/

>>106988199 (OP)
Imagine how petty you'd have to be to make housing/food/water a matter of competition, or how mindbroken you'd have to be to find its lack of provision "humbling"

>>106988277
i was dating a femboy and i had him put on makeup and wear a bra stuffed with random shit like socks and underwear just so i could parade him around my family as my girlfriend. I have family that recently added this massive addition to their fancy vacation home and they invited me and i christened the addition with gay buttsex

>>106988199 (OP)
Humbled must mean something different in burgerland.

>>106988199 (OP)
and the society is now October not July

>>106988357
Did he join you for dinner?

>>106988226
It’s like watching evolution in real time

>>106988390
of course, and it was a very nice dinner with incredibly fancy meats, cheeses and wine to snack on beforehand (except he's not a drinker)

he grew up poor so its probably the fanciest house dinner he's ever experienced. Shit, even before the event, when we first started dating he was in awe just by dinners because i have multiple dinner tables and actually sit down to use them. Apparently not only were dinner tables alien to him, but actually sitting down with people in the household to all eat at once wasnt a thing he got to experience

>>106988427
Yeah, I'm not sure large meals and buttseggs mix

>>106988199 (OP)
>Bay Area niggas really move their tents across offices when they switch jobs

>>106988488
we fucked before the meal, like around 2pm or so while my family was chilling on the dock by the lake

>>106988527
I believe you anon

>>106988221
>>106988261
you can't, or not bed cubicles anyway, contrary to zoning laws. Obv. everyone knows it goes on (and that nigger Musk encourages his sklaven to sleep there) but tents, they can clear away in 5 mins if/when they get rndm inspected. Fuckload of ready-built plyshack bed cubicles, in an office building, that's a bit more difficult to explain away.

>>106988199 (OP)
tired and sleep-deprived people produce slow, shitty work. this is so dumb.

>>106988226
Don't jeets have smartphones now? Why not just look at porn on the internet?

>>106988199 (OP)
To be perfectly honest I prefer a tent over an open office. I wouldn't even leave the tent to go up to the office I'd just stay in there and work there too.

Think of the rent savings!
If anything they should be thanking us for allowing this setup

>>106988269
>>106988357
>>106988427
>>106988527
this is really cute, anon. thanks for sharing

>>106989633
remember to always tip your landlord (even if that landlord is your boss)!

>>106988199 (OP)
>blue collar vs white collar is now defined by whether your tent is outdoors or indoors

>>106988199 (OP)
Imagine the smell

That image is fake.

>>106988199 (OP)
comfy
I literally don't get why people want to buy a house

>>106989492
The real horror is that only 60-70% (depending on the source) of Indians currently have internet access. What you're encountering online today is the better half of the population. Imagine the internet once the remaining several hundred million retarded, dirt poor subhumans get online...

>>106988199 (OP)
Imagine the smell (of indians) in there.

>>106988221
Can he really pack in enough poojeets for the trip to Mars? The world may never know desu.

>>106991387
They have 85% phonefag penetration rate and 1B internet subscribers. It couldn't get any worse than this.

>>106988269
>>106988357
>>106988427
>>106988527
>watches tranimes
>become a degenerate faggot
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>if anyone and/or HR complains I'll tell them that they are homophobic
I can tell you've never had a real job
t. studied HR for accounting degree

>>106988199 (OP)
>we live in a society
I disagree actually. We suffer because our parents gave up on society and we live as atomized individuals now.

Honestly, at some of the jobs I've worked. I'd prefer living with my coworkers in a small office than living alone in a big empty house.

>>106992048
>I can tell you've never had a real job
>t. studied HR for accounting degree
Youmliterally dont have a real job and if studying HR makes you tell whether or not someone has had a real job before, then you need to go back to school and study again

This is Google's office in San Francisco.

>>106993406
>Benefits: Authentic Ganges recreation directly in office.

>>106993406
Damn, they have some weird desks

>>106993473
What SCP is this?

>>106988199 (OP)
used to sleep under your desk, now they give you tents, damn.

>>106988226
I thought he was going to rob someone, bro just wanted a little action

>>106993366
I can tell by the way you act that you're an underage faggot, because fags like you don't even get hired

>>106988226
Your video is from Mexico. Different kind of "Indian".

Nigger calls himself racist but can't tell apart 2 races. LMAO

>>106988199 (OP)
I just Googled.
XAI headquarters is in Palo Alto.
Yeah, those are not even Indians, just people that realise that paying half a million a month to live in a Jewish-owned slum is stupid.

>>106994149
They still pay rent, they just don't go to the place.

>>106988357
>Things that definitely happened

>>106991339
true, but the truth is even stupider: it was put out as an AI company to shill themselves and their "work ethic" whilst slyly showing off how good their stable diffusion wrapper is

>>106988357
go back to /twg/ we need you

>>106991339
No shit

Normgroids generally lack the jacked-up pattern recognition required to spot out obvious AI pics. AutismGODS won

>>106993485
an Indian

>>106993406
I guess whenever one dies at his desk there, they just toss it into the center of the mudstream before installing the next one?

>>106988221
>alarmingly inefficient
Just like the suburbs

>>106993406
i knew it was AI from the content itself but it took me several seconds to find something glaringly wrong. AI is gitting somewhat not terrible!