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Anonymous 10/29/2025, 7:15:31 PM No.107044528 [Report] >>107044837 >>107044873 >>107045984 >>107046024 >>107046041 >>107046062 >>107046335 >>107047248 >>107047270 >>107047586 >>107048667 >>107050968
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>update my toothbrush
>it doesn't brush my teeth as well as it used to
I apologize to israel. please make my brush faster
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 7:17:59 PM No.107044561 [Report]
Sorry goy but this new update is nothing personal. We need goyim to have worse dental hygiene so they can spend more on (((dental hygiene products))). Don't forget to eat your sugar slop.
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 7:35:51 PM No.107044749 [Report] >>107044885
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perhaps you said something against the People's Republic of China recently
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 7:43:15 PM No.107044837 [Report] >>107047248
>>107044528 (OP)
New EcoGreenTM Mode, please understand
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 7:46:38 PM No.107044873 [Report]
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>>107044528 (OP)
its not the brush. its the paste. you've been duped.
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 7:47:41 PM No.107044885 [Report]
>>107044749
Based Xi would never do this
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 7:58:47 PM No.107045004 [Report] >>107045917
This nigga is updating his toothbrush
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 9:37:41 PM No.107045917 [Report] >>107046710
>>107045004
no duh, the previous version had a zero day
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 9:47:13 PM No.107045984 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)

just keep pressing mode button until in preferred mode
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 9:51:49 PM No.107046024 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
they made the faster speed part of the subscription service, pay up sucker
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 9:53:17 PM No.107046041 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
Maybe, it's AWS.
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 9:56:07 PM No.107046062 [Report]
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>>107044528 (OP)
>update my toothbrush
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 10:24:47 PM No.107046335 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
What's the FOSS alternative to propietary toothbrushes?
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 10:27:54 PM No.107046363 [Report]
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>update my toothbrush
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 10:31:50 PM No.107046395 [Report] >>107051775
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>tfw need to shit but forgot to pay my SmartAss™ subscription
Anonymous 10/29/2025, 10:59:07 PM No.107046710 [Report]
>>107045917
>Update toothbrush
>Get in OP situation
>Don't update toothbrush
>Hackers invade my toothbrush and make it go in my ass and vibrate at my prostate at max speed
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 12:00:09 AM No.107047248 [Report]
>>107044837
>>107044528 (OP)
Could be a battery degradation and new update setting lower power limits to motor due to this.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 12:02:00 AM No.107047270 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
>Year of the lord 2025
>You have to update your toothbrush or it will be redeemed by the mighty
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 12:33:36 AM No.107047586 [Report]
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>>107044528 (OP)
>please make my brush faster
OK.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 12:52:55 AM No.107047755 [Report]
schizo spam
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 2:40:59 AM No.107048667 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
Delete your dental cache.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 9:48:40 AM No.107050968 [Report] >>107050990
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>>107044528 (OP)
Sorry, anon. The toothbrush is now optimized for pleasuring tranny clitties.
Use case for brushing teeth?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 9:52:16 AM No.107050990 [Report] >>107051589
>>107050968
>jew
>has tattos
>has a pentagram
what?
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 11:17:59 AM No.107051399 [Report]
Yes this is a known issue. Please revert to version 141.2073.663 of TEETHINGONEDGE and if you are a lifetime+ member disable PER_TOOTH_NOTIFICATIOB
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 11:30:10 AM No.107051433 [Report]
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I had a stain on one of my teeth because i used to smoke cigarettes and recently the stain just disappeared after i changed toothbrushes even doe people told me nicotine stains deep in your tooth forever
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 12:10:00 PM No.107051589 [Report]
>>107050990
Guessing it's supposed to be saying that the jews are responsible for Satanists. I guess if you want to get technical about it and the Bible's origins, you could argue they are.
Anonymous 10/30/2025, 12:50:05 PM No.107051775 [Report]
>>107046395
I think at this point, we all should agree that things of that kind are effectively a rent, not a subscription.