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Anonymous No.107044528 [Report] >>107044837 >>107044873 >>107045984 >>107046024 >>107046041 >>107046062 >>107046335 >>107047248 >>107047270 >>107047586 >>107048667 >>107050968
>update my toothbrush
>it doesn't brush my teeth as well as it used to
I apologize to israel. please make my brush faster
Anonymous No.107044561 [Report]
Sorry goy but this new update is nothing personal. We need goyim to have worse dental hygiene so they can spend more on (((dental hygiene products))). Don't forget to eat your sugar slop.
Anonymous No.107044749 [Report] >>107044885
perhaps you said something against the People's Republic of China recently
Anonymous No.107044837 [Report] >>107047248
>>107044528 (OP)
New EcoGreenTM Mode, please understand
Anonymous No.107044873 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
its not the brush. its the paste. you've been duped.
Anonymous No.107044885 [Report]
>>107044749
Based Xi would never do this
Anonymous No.107045004 [Report] >>107045917
This nigga is updating his toothbrush
Anonymous No.107045917 [Report] >>107046710
>>107045004
no duh, the previous version had a zero day
Anonymous No.107045984 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)

just keep pressing mode button until in preferred mode
Anonymous No.107046024 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
they made the faster speed part of the subscription service, pay up sucker
Anonymous No.107046041 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
Maybe, it's AWS.
Anonymous No.107046062 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
>update my toothbrush
Anonymous No.107046335 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
What's the FOSS alternative to propietary toothbrushes?
Anonymous No.107046363 [Report]
>update my toothbrush
Anonymous No.107046395 [Report] >>107051775
>tfw need to shit but forgot to pay my SmartAss™ subscription
Anonymous No.107046710 [Report]
>>107045917
>Update toothbrush
>Get in OP situation
>Don't update toothbrush
>Hackers invade my toothbrush and make it go in my ass and vibrate at my prostate at max speed
Anonymous No.107047248 [Report]
>>107044837
>>107044528 (OP)
Could be a battery degradation and new update setting lower power limits to motor due to this.
Anonymous No.107047270 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
>Year of the lord 2025
>You have to update your toothbrush or it will be redeemed by the mighty
Anonymous No.107047586 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
>please make my brush faster
OK.
Anonymous No.107047755 [Report]
schizo spam
Anonymous No.107048667 [Report]
>>107044528 (OP)
Delete your dental cache.
Anonymous No.107050968 [Report] >>107050990
>>107044528 (OP)
Sorry, anon. The toothbrush is now optimized for pleasuring tranny clitties.
Use case for brushing teeth?
Anonymous No.107050990 [Report] >>107051589
>>107050968
>jew
>has tattos
>has a pentagram
what?
Anonymous No.107051399 [Report]
Yes this is a known issue. Please revert to version 141.2073.663 of TEETHINGONEDGE and if you are a lifetime+ member disable PER_TOOTH_NOTIFICATIOB
Anonymous No.107051433 [Report]
I had a stain on one of my teeth because i used to smoke cigarettes and recently the stain just disappeared after i changed toothbrushes even doe people told me nicotine stains deep in your tooth forever
Anonymous No.107051589 [Report]
>>107050990
Guessing it's supposed to be saying that the jews are responsible for Satanists. I guess if you want to get technical about it and the Bible's origins, you could argue they are.
Anonymous No.107051775 [Report]
>>107046395
I think at this point, we all should agree that things of that kind are effectively a rent, not a subscription.