Thread 107073119

>holding interview loops at my work (startup)
>get resume for "John Adams"
>it's an H1B Amazon Indian
>incredibly boring engineer with no experience in a startup - he just does ETL pipelines
>says he knows BITON
>"what"
>"BITHON"
>"huh? OH python!"
>on my interview notes I basically say DO NOT HIRE

Huh so this is what it feels like to have say in the hiring process.

ok

Bloody bitch bastard how dare you do not redeem hire saar

>>107073159
You shall not be redeemed saaar. Redeeming has ended.

>>107073119 (OP)
>says he knows BITON
Who doesn't? There are entire kindergarten groups that can feasibly shit out better code than this guy.

This is why they give the HR positions to mentally ill catladies.

>>107073119 (OP)
Do you jut not hire any people with foreign sounding name or just indians?

>>107073351
We have a lot of Latin Americans and Chinese on our team. I'm kind of done working with Indians if I can avoid it though.

Actually, second generations are perfectly fine. But I basically refuse to work with the first generations. They aren't Americans.

>>107073411
>But I basically refuse to work with the first generations. They aren't Americans.
I mean, a lot of them definitely aren’t, but you’d be surprised how many end up becoming more American than people who were actually born here.

am indian and make etl pipelines, how fucked am i? i was hired to do spring boot fresh out of college but the contract with client fell through so they put me with this other client they had and now i do etl pipelines and some mcp gen ai shit. absolutely hate it, want to work with comfy java

>>107073119 (OP)
>BITON

>>107073489
5/100 will become an actual American. Meanwhile actual Americans are 95/100 likely to be a real American

>>107073490
If you spend all day everyday making each heel pipelines, you're basically stuck in a big f500 role. You're incredibly crippled because you don't know front end or a general backend architecture. Big Data people basically can't enter startup without a reality check.

I think my biggest problem is that a lot of big data engineers need great processes in place to work. They they suck at wearing multiple hats. They also aren't good product people. My biggest takeaway from the interview was that he didn't give a shit about the product and was just going to do what he normally does everyday. We don't need that. We need someone that puts their ear close to the mouth of the customer and account reps

>>107073541
Nigga half the country are actively anti american hasan types.

>>107073601
Hasan is more of an American than every h1b Indian, but even if I hate him. He's not saying BITON

>>107073541
>source: I made it the fuck up
It's all so tiresome with you racists. I've worked with several first generation people from India and they've all been absolutely great professionals.
Can't say the same about white Americans thoughbeit. All of them make some excuse up when their job isn't done properly or in time.

>>107073617
Man you're dumb as hell.

>>107073579
>My biggest takeaway from the interview was that he didn't give a shit about the product and was just going to do what he normally does everyday.
NOOO YOU HAVE TO DO THE JOBS OF 12 DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND LISTEN TO THE HECKING CUSTOMER ON A SINGLE SALARY AT OUR SLAVE FACTORY STARTUP

>>107073119 (OP)
>he just does ETL pipelines
This is my biggest gripe with FAANG type corpos. 9 times out of 10, after you make it through the retarded interview process with LC hards out the ass, that's what you end up doing for years - data pipelines or webdev so basic a fresh CS grad with no experience could handle it without an issue.

>>107073119 (OP)
Just remember that if you hire one Indian into a company he will go up the ranks into management and into the hiring process and will flood the company with more Indians from the same caste.

>>107073119 (OP)
went a little something like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/kfe0q4.webm

yeah...interviews are basically calling people out on their bullshit resumes, EVERYONE LIES except for the people who underestimate themselves (its so fucking backwards)
the first time i ever did technical interviews the guy we ended up hiring (not a saar) answered some questions kinda funny and i gave him the benefit of the doubt as to what he meant
that was a HUGE mistake that i paid dearly for
he was very good a saying random tech jargon he thought applied to the situation, but didnt actually know what he was doing
8 months later, every client site he had ever visited called us to tell us never to send that guy again and we eventually fired him...
i had been complaining for at least 5 of those 8 months once i realized it wasnt just a learning curve issue

>>107073648
Nta, but there is a difference between a big corpo SWE, who's only concern is making sure his bug/feature queue never gets too full and someone who actually understands and cares about how the shit he's doing day to day affects the product and the users. At a startup that basically what separates great engineers from mediocre ones.

>>107073624
Sorry jeet, but the cultural difference is real. If they're as great as you make them sound like, I won't discriminate. But if they say by BITON while narrating their boring AF , it's over .

>>107073686
>https://files.catbox.moe/kfe0q4.webm
The fuck? Is this real? Lmao

>>107073659
I just can't do anything with that person. We don't have huge legacy oracle DBs that need to be moved to a snowflake instance.

>>107073624
Absolutely! Indian workers are a joy to work with, they do their job and perform ten times as well as whites. And they are more pleasant to be around. Anyone who has worked with an Indian and is not racist can easily see why they are dominating the workforce, and I cannot stand this bloody racist slander against hard working Indians.

>>107073859
Saaar this is correct! Jai hindi!

>>107073859
this but unironically

>>107073119 (OP)
I'm a fresh grad who got a job. Some former classmates occasionally ask me for referrals, but I only refer them if they're White.

>>107074648
how the hell did you get a job

>>107076563
Internship return offer. Got the internship because my friend worked there

>>107073624
They love working with whites that's why they employ extreme nepotism and just hire other Pajeets when they get their say.

Programming is one skill

>>107076602
based jeet nepo hire

>>107073119 (OP)
This never happened. Also, what kind of fucking retard gets a face tattoo?

>>107073119 (OP)
>he doesn't know Bython:DD:DDDDD:D:DD