Thread 107114012

Xpeng unveils female humanoid robot: https://youtu.be/9u5i0t-Nr_w?t=5946

>>107114012 (OP)
That's a man

>>107114012 (OP)
only wake me up when we get to this

It will be piloted by a Pajeet in Hyderabad

>>107114012 (OP)
Damn, pretty good progress

>>107114012 (OP)
use case?

boobs

>>107114076
>all poos are forced into pods
>the only way to interact with the outside world is through robots
It's an improvement at the very least.

>>107114012 (OP)

is it austrian painter dream robot with artificial intelligence

Why does a humanoid robot need boobs? Extra batteries?

>>107114012 (OP)
Is this also a puppeteer thing again?

boobs too big
ass/thighs/hips way too small

>>107114012 (OP)
unless I see what's under the fabric, it's a dude in a suit

>>107114012 (OP)

that's an indian cross-dressing

>>107114012 (OP)
SEGSSSSS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGSSSSS

>>107114012 (OP)
Why does a robot need breasts?

>>107114790
webmrel is a robot.

you want that?
then dont ask.

>>107114790
Nice to look at

>>107114800
I miss her so much bros...

IT NEEDS BOOBS AND HAS TO CATWALK LIKE A LINGERIE MODEL BECAUSE I SAID SO
STOP ASKING

>>107114790
Shut the fuck up, don't ask stupid questions.

>>107114784
this is actually great.
damn, gotta save for my robo waifu and my own GPU cluster to run my waifu RP chatbot LLM model that will run her neural cloud...

>>107114012 (OP)

cant wait to give her some nice heels and command her to step on me.

this is dangerous.
this shit will actually doom humanity by crashing birthrates to such degree that we probably wouldnt survive until 2100.

>>107114925
>upper class birth rates plummet
>poors still breed like rabbits
This is natural selection at work

>>107114800

Silicone tits kinda suck at this point.
I wish we advance in material science until then so that we can make sagging tits like that and equip our gynoids with it.

whos got the r34

>>107114925
GOOD

>walking female shaped mannikin
Meh.

let me guess
it's piloted by some chinaman in the background

>>107114815
might just be the geometry(large hips) and weight distribution(bunda and booba) that are messing with how it walks.

>>107114925
Not with artificial wombs.

>have perfect waifu
>can give birth to my baby
>probably cares better for it than a foid

finally

>It's real!
It's over for femoids

>>107114012 (OP)
Holy shit the walking is fucking unbelievably good

>>107114012 (OP)
Why do I find this ridiculous?

>>107114012 (OP)
needs to be banned
shit like this will destroy society instantly.

>>107114012 (OP)
I thought the unitree natural walking was already good, but this takes the cake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dFTc4W8wm0

>>107114790
For the many babies we will make.

Cant wait for my custom mod robowife!

I'm surprised that no one posted the Detroit Become Human meme with the two bots

>>107114925
birthrates already crashed and its because of women

>>107114520
Exactly. I have yet to see a robot unveiling that didn't look fake as shit. And given that none of them ever got to market it seems I was right.

>>107116767
well post it then mememaster

>>107114958
Couldn't you have layers of silicone and fat/oil to make it better?

>>107114955
>>upper class birth rates plummet
Not true. Only middle class birth rates is plummeting. The upper class is breeding like rabbits, like elon musk.

>>107116928
i don't have the pic on my computer
waiting for someone to do it

>>107115022
GOGOGOGOGO

>>107114925
>>107116809
unironically what i want

>>107116216
Seems to me that """Society""" was already (((destroyed)))... over a century ago.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteenth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

>>107114790
Extra batteries in the ass and breasts

>>107117377
That typical AI perfect skin shading
>Black male, asian female
likely
>Asian male, black female
extremely unlikely
>source?
there are infographics of date apps that states the percentages of searches of those groups

>>107114775
explains all the chinese organ harvesters

>>107114790
To look cute in a maid outfit.

>>107114815
Proof it's not a person in a suit?

>>107114012 (OP)
Unless it works completely offline and you can also fuck it, pass

>>107114925
Only a small percentage of the ultra rich will ever be able to have a robowaifu. Birthrates will continue to plummet but it will be due to easy access to porn and contraceptives.

>>107114012 (OP)
sex sex sex

>>107115144
>it became reality
kek

>>107114012 (OP)
WHY THE FUCK IS THE CLIT SO BIG?
TRANNY???

>>107114012 (OP)
knobby knees.
would not fuck.

>>107114076
>>107116831
I don't think we're that far from these things working outside of control environments, they train them virtually in simulations so the guy with the most servers can make the best bots.
that company selling them for 20k was some grifter (probably planning to buy said training later) but I think we'll see real ones from companies with money a bit later.

the issue I have if these things are any good at all then the entire labor market disappears overnight, and I dont really see why these would ever hit consumer shelves.

>>107114012 (OP)
it's coal

>>107114012 (OP)
What is that pussy switch under the clothing?

Robot means slave what is the loss by making a slave a woman
Would you rather have a bunch of women slaves or male slaves?
Kind of makes me wonder what was the point of slaves being strong in the first place. Must have been faggotry.

>>107120215
Robot does not mean slave. It’s made up word derived from peasant forced labour done by people that were technically not slaves. The word was invented by a writer who wrote sci-fi story about artificial manufactured humanoid creatures that were perfectly loyal and followed orders, which made them take over all the jobs and once they took over all the jobs they suddenly stopped being loyal and killed humanity. Yes, this is the oldest story about AI.

>>107120215
very brown-coded post, despite the well-written english

>>107120236
https://languagehat.com/robots-in-greek-sic/

>>107114012 (OP)
thats literally a guy in a suit why the fuck is no one pointing out the obvious

>>107120268
Yeah, it’s not slave in Greek, it’s made up word by Slavic writer from Slavic word for servitude.

all of you are coomtard brained that's a femoid in a suit

>>107114012 (OP)
Sorry but this is the most “person in a suit” shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

>>107114775
A robot cannot have a sex wtf

>>107120390
>>107120402
>>107120334
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DdzDKJnu63c

Here a video of them opening the robot up

>>107114012 (OP)
Tits too small. Wake me up when it's bimbomaxxed and or a clone of Peta Jensen's body

>>107120424
Yeah I’ve seen the whole thing before. The opening is what made me think it’s a person in a suit. Why the fuck would you feel the need to prove it was a robot if you knew it was a robot? WTF part of a robot is “plastic mesh connecting to nothing with LEDs indicating nothing underneath”?

>>107120407
kek

>>107120463
Probably because the walking is so natural that people will think it's a human in a suit? Like what so many people are doing in this thread?

>>107114784
kino

>>107120424
it has a really nice ass, not gonna lie

>>107114925
>The women are all man-hating, self-loathing freaks chanting for the downfall of western civilization and blaming everyone but themselves for their inability to form coherent worldviews
>Anon is then surprised that nobody wants the crazy people
>Shocked Pikachu Face.jpg

Are they going to fix women and turn them back into normal human beings? No? Then bring on the sex bots. They don't care about society, why should we?

>>107120568
>women want to fuck and suck have a career
>men are to blame

>>107114958
>wanting saggy tits
Jesus Christ, you really need to get laid my dude.

>>107116307
Share the mod, bwo.

Don't robots need onboard AI processing to be fully autonomous? So thiccer robots = more compute & more battery life

>>107120929
Thicc = more mass
More mass = more batteries req'd
Thin is in, broski.

>>107114012 (OP)
Uhhhh why is there a tiny bulge on her crotch?

>>107120929
They wouldnt need onboard AI processing. They can be teleoperated by an off-board GPU cluster.

>>107114012 (OP)
Bigger tits and ass please.
Also, it needs heels so the catwalk gets more sex.

>>107114037
Is that a Large Clit or Tiny Dick ? OR just the place holder ?

>>107114012 (OP)
Why it looks like a human pretending to walk like a robot?

>>107121321
Because that's how good robotics have gotten.

https://x.com/IamRamenPanda/status/1986289235700424997

Here is what it looks like without the skin

>>107114012 (OP)
what is the utility of the tits?

https://www.1x.tech/

How can eurocucks even recover If americanos can buy Neo chorebots to do basicly all home tedious work for $500 a month. Not fair

>>107114925
only a small minority of freaks is interested in sex bots

>>107114012 (OP)
>Chinese company
So it's not a self-operated AI android.
Some chink is standing offstage with a fuck-huge controller. They've been running this same SCAM for years now, look into the bullshit they pull when trying to compete with Boston Dynamics.
Alert me when it's anybody but the Chinks making bots.

>>107121539
>chinkbot
>allowing other faggots into your home via robo- surveillance
>getting murdered by some cunt on the other side of the planet because you are too lazy to clean your own home.
Fuck No!

>>107121873
>So it's not a self-operated AI android.
No shit dickweed, there's no "self-operated AI android" in the market at all yet. Elon's shit, that robot with a big little planet doll face are all teleoperated.
Closest would be boston dynamics' atlas but even that one is limited in scope of what it can do, and has only operated in controlled testing environments. And not really sold at all, its basically a research platform.

>>107121998
>No shit dickweed, there's no "self-operated AI android" in the market at all yet.
we just need more data and then we can upgrade your unit to full autonomous operation.
how long and on how many different products are they going to run this scam?

>>107121998
Thus,
>Alert me when it's anybody but the Chinks making bots.
I won't be impressed with anybody's bots until they are fully autonomous.

>>107114341
>>107114790

This is how the robot looks like without her skin btw

>>107114925
I don't care. Just give me a robot with an onahole and it has auto-cleaning function and I would immediately buy one.

>>107122258
>her

>>107114790
Pro-human aesthetic purposes

>>107122273
>not wanting to shower/take a bath together with your waterproof waifubot

low T

>>107114925
The male sexual revolution necessarily must follow the female one. And in our sexual revolution, we can finally replace their necessity in the household

>>107114012 (OP)
Putting sexual characteristics on robots should be banned outright.

>>107122258
I WANT HEELS
AND STOCKINGS
AND MAID COSTUME

>>107122297
it is fascinating that women turn to the state while men turn to technology to ameliorate the damages caused by the divide between the sexes. it makes sense given the nature of each, i suppose

>>107114012 (OP)
you think you can... you know...... down there...?

>>107122258
seductive hip swing and catwalks are my weakness.

>>107122258
would

>>107120424
>>107114012 (OP)
I wish they made it taller

>>107122320
>it is fascinating that women turn to the state while men turn to technology to ameliorate the damages from the (((cause))) of the divide between the sexes.
FTFY

>>107122398
They clearly left a gap sufficient for a Tenga, etc., in the frontal crotch zone. >>107122258

>>107114012 (OP)
can I get xer (it?) with wider hips and thicker thighs?

>>107122681
This is practically a miracle that they have achieved such female humanlike motion in a humanoid this tall. Be happy, not picky. All anon's little wants will come in due time once the yuans start flowing at an industrial scale.
>tl;dr
Patience.

I saw that preddit is losing its mind over this thing. They claim it looks like a GTA prostitute, does a sexy hip swaying walk and lament the fact that it looks human at all. One highly upvoted comment asked why it didn't look like the monolith robot from Insterstellar.

Why are predditors like this?

>>107122982
go back

>>107122982
>Why are predditors like this?
>wondering why (((onions-central))) does anything...
Estrogen, of course.

China will 100% produce waifubots and make them as hyperreal and functional as possible (or not if you’re into clanker aesthetics). Their aging demographic virtually assures this

>>107123046
as someone who is alone and grown accustomed to being alone and what it entails I don't understand the people who want these robot females.
"talking" to a computer is no better than talking to yourself and fucking a toaster is just masturbation with extra steps.

>>107123046
>Their aging demographic virtually assures this
Every industrialized nation has this exact same issue. Its because of feminism's contamination, not aging. (And in China's specific case, the 50M+ excess men from their decades-long "One Child Policy" I personally consider to be the primary driver of their rapid advances now for gynoids like this.)

But you're correct in your basic point anon: they will 100% produce robowaifus.

>>107123102
Both of those things sound pleasant to me so I will get one if it's affordable enough.

>>107114012 (OP)
This looks amazing but she needs to be more slim and a better head, this one looks hyper aggressive and unpleasant to look at. Still many flaws but at least they get the beauty standard and motion more or less right.

>>107114012 (OP)
>it's time for snusnu, my software has been updated for the pelvis shattering error

>>107114775
You planned to buy a slave from the dark web now you don't have to.

>>107123285
This is a BFD that a major corporation is creating a humanoid that is clearly designed for a female beauty aesthetic! Nitpicking little details rn is misguided to say the least. Just imagine if any Western mega-corporation tried to do this atm.
>tl;dr
If nothing else, just enjoy the saltmines incoming!!

>>107114047
stellar blade

>>107123414
stellar blade

>>107123573
stellar blade

stellar blade

>>107123611
stellar blade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMt4VcbWklo

I want this doll.

>>107123335
stellar blade

>>107123629
stellar blade

>>107123718
stellar blade

>>107122258
Are the pistons in the legs linear actuators? They are pretty fast if so

>>107114012 (OP)
Perfect breast size too, just need to boost thigh thickness

>>107114800
No tongue model.
It’s roughly the level of Reboot, except 30 years later. They’ve done nothing.
It’s like giving literal monkeys an 3nm Fab facility.

>>107122258
She looks better than you would without your skin

>>107114012 (OP)
Dropped $2k on some stocks
should bring me some extra spending money

why don’t we just clone and genetically engineer people? tom brady cloned his dog, that dolly the sheep tech must be pretty advanced by now right?

>>107121326
I like how it has a very feminine walk.

>>107122258
Wasn't there a movie about this once?

>>107122258
ok? And this is what a woman looks like without her skin on btw

>>107114012 (OP)
>Android with tits
Why does an android need tits? Riddle me that

>>107123118
Was the "one child policy" the most retarded and self destructive thing China has ever done?

>>107123848
Depending on your future vision cloning, gene editing, cybernetics, and robotics aren't mutually exclusive technologies

>>107123885
It can't be an effective nannybot without milk reservoirs.

>>107123902
>Was the "one child policy" the most retarded and self destructive thing China has ever done?
Yes and no. Clearly its detrimental to the poor men there who have no practical hope of ever obtaining a legit wife. OTOH, that unrequited male drive on their collective parts has led to this exact breakthrough announced here this past 24hrs!!

>>107123850
Clearly the source motion data was MOCAP'd from an actual female performing that walk.

>>107123848
Nigga they cloned Biden multiple times, of course there are clones now, but no way they’re actually legitimizing that without the whole system coming down

>>107122258
SEXOOOOOO

>>107122258
It's the hipswing.
Damn, imagine it doing a lapdance.

>>107123959
stellar blade

>>107123957
lol

>>107122258
That's crazy feels almost like fake... first robot that has more advanced torso and something that resemble spine, also place for vagina... but still not right, hips should be more apart and spine should have some curve.

>>107122258
They need to only display a silicone pelvic area, including the bone and the belly next time they have it walk. The rest can still be bot

female?

>>107123885
The word is "gynoid", fren. And if you really don't know why, then I'd suggest you leave now while you still can.

>>107124293
Probably a wiring connector or some of the thicker conductor cabling that moved during walking. Obvs this is still an early prototype design : >>107122258

>>107124067
stellar blade

>>107124293
It's a fat clitoris. Sensitivity set to 200%.

>>107123802
Yes, and yes.

>>107114012 (OP)
Would

>>107114012 (OP)
i kind of hate this weird wrapped in fabric shit that this company and neo are doing. it's like i'm looking at a weird puppet animatronic. i would much rather have something closer to the teslabot with visible joints and clean plastic, with big ass titties of course

>>107124633
Having some kind of protective sheath or shroud around the system is good for both the Master and for the robowaifu. It protects them both from damage, and in the case of the robowaifu, from contaminants.

Also remember this is an early prototype model. This is NOT how the production gynoids are going to appear. They will probably have additional squishy softstuff in all the right places. Patience, anon.

soon

>>107123856
those hip bones look male to me

>>107123927
those all would be 100% possibility if they figured out how humans can survive when cloned. Newsflash, they probably need robotic parts to clone humans that last since they lack something that flesh and bone humans do that are birthed from the womb rather than the tube.

>>107125088
NEED

>>107125168
>tfw aftermarket parts will consist of increasingly high tech artificial wombs, optimized for pleasure and childbirth

>>107122311
patrician taste for a chang.

>>107125168
>wf3 permanently banned from /v/

>>107114012 (OP)
Tits, butt, hips and belly not big enough
I'm not buying till they look like this.

>>107125732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 stellar blade

>>107125827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 stellar blade

>>107125832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 stellar blade

>>107125838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXoSXTG5Lw8 stellar blade

>>107114012 (OP)
But is she fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques?

>>107114047
pale hands posted this

>>107114012 (OP)
>literally a woman cosplaying
why are you retards so gullable?

>>107114012 (OP)
*notices her buldge*
OwO

>>107120424
thats it? now i know its fake and gay lmao

>>107114076
>pajeet has to watch through a pov camera as fat middleage men fuck this robot
PLEASED TO BE DOING IT HARDER, SAAR. DO NOT REDEEM INSIDE OF ME.

>>107126014
A broad variety of pleasuring.

We now have diy robowaifus and now advanced expensive robowaifus. The future is now

>>107123856
>so I was like bro, what the fuck?

>>107127894
This. And over time, the quality of DIY will improve just as expensive will. One big difference:
DIY IS OFFLINE, NO CLOUD.

>>107114012 (OP)
Why give a robotic humanoid tits?

Fucking thirsty incels...

>>107120154
>I dont really see why these would ever hit consumer shelves.
Consumers = people with money = people who can give you profit. It's not about keeping a supply to meet demand, it's about inducing as much demand as possible and having supply play catch-up. We're in the pre-order age, anon. We're already pre-ordering 20k robots and cars.

>>107114012 (OP)
>a man in suit
liking the evangelion vibes tho

>>107124315
>wiring connector
male wiring conector :^)

>>107117982
Date apps show that nogs aren't popular among asians though. Both male and female

>>107128473
Ommy, is that you?

>>107128474
>We're in the pre-order age, anon. We're already pre-ordering 20k robots and cars.

>>107128727
Nigger, pls. Our robowaifus will have literally hundreds of connectors internally, both male and female. :D

>>107128699
>>107128732
misslinked

>>107128739
anus is not female tho. and seriously that thing is a guy in a suit.

Why stop at humanoid robots? Lets go ahead and put boobs on all of our daily appliances. The washing machine, the dryer, the mixer, the stereo...... Boobs on everything and anything that moves and jiggles even slightly.

I don't understand the le it's over for femoid comments
Male bots are the most popular bots in basically every single chat bot services
They want sex robots too just like us, it's mutual

>>107128804
Because once robowaifus hit the world's (((systems))) like a barreling freight train, (((feminism))) and all it's supplicants will be bowled flat on their asses, left out in the cold.

A new age of males will dawn...

>>107122258
Erotic

>>107125131
Women hips aren’t twice the width of their shoulders
>>107128473
Why should humanoid robots have heads and not just cameras on their hands and chest? It’s just unnecessary chunk that you have balance and articulate

>>107128804
Women don’t celebrate their victories, instead they focus on how men might be happier than them, and try to crush that instead

>>107114012 (OP)
China won

>>107128804
Men prefer watching porn over chatting with robots, especially if it’s SFW service like Character.AI that allows you to just type romance bs.

>>107122258
Disappointed the boobs are pure aesthetics, they could have added two batteries or something and claimed it's vital for balance.

>>107129708
To counterbalance that it would need a fatter ass

And to have a bot that can go forever it needs even bigger boobies and fatter asses

>>107114012 (OP)
out of 1 0

>>107129708
Booba could be used to carry all sorts of liquid treats, anon. Aesthetics today, gallon jugs tomorrow, ehh? :)

>>107129723
>To counterbalance that it would need a fatter ass
What's wrong with that?

>>107129753
>What's wrong with that?
You mean what’s right with that because everything’s right with that

>>107114790
So I can molest them. Next question please.

>>107128473
Why not? It will be better for everyone if we do, right?

>>107128473
same reason they make them humanoid instead of giving them actually useful form. boomers are more likely to invest into humanoid bots they've seen in the movies then giant spiders.

>>107114012 (OP)
Wow.. a robot with tits that can walk real slow...
We truly live in 2050 brahs

>>107130381
Tell us all about the waifubots you've fashioned lately then, fren?

How the weather in the Florida panhandle, btw?

>>107129708
Imagine if robots had hot-swappable boob batteries

>>107130381
It will be doing backflips in a year

>>107114925
You're saying it could induce BBC (big birth-rate change)?

>>107130427
/thread.

>>107130603
Make it so, Number One.

that's a woman in a suit.

>>107114047
fapfapfap

>>107120424
I'll believe it when they take off the face plate... and don't have a cut between the close-up and the walking about.

>>107121326
why can't we see the head to show it isn't being suspended.

>>107120154
>then the entire labor market disappears overnight
wait a minute... I'm the labor market

>>107114012 (OP)
>tfw I kind of want my maid bot to be a little retarded.
the robot autism is kind of endearing for me

>>107122258
Now make it giant and make it able to fly and give it giant guns and put a cockpit in the chest so I can pilot it.

>>107114012 (OP)
>born too late to experience the biggest era of economic wellbeing in history
>born too early to experience the joys of being a teenage boy with a maid mommywife android girl companion
>born just in time for three major economic recessions, COVID lockdowns, peak clown world, Tinder hoeflation and grinding hundreds of hours on LinkedIn and HR ritual humiliations just for the chance of wasting 8 hours of my life doing something I hate until my body gives out
Fuck.

>>107130427
Other robots can already do that.

>>107114800
>floppy tits

Keep your hag

>>107124293
instant preorder

>>107114012 (OP)
Kek redditors are coping about how it's just a chinawoman in a suit. The jew FEARS the Gynoid

>>107120268
>>107120367
The word itself if made-up, and its origins are actually even more ancient than ancient Greek language. It has the same root (orbho) as the modern English word "orphan" because that's who ancient slaves usually were in times before slavery proper.
Orphans of a tribe adopted by other families. Being adopted naturally meant they were the lowest in the social hierarchy of the family, and therefore had to do all the shittiest kinds of work. So from the very beginning the concept was heavily associated with hard, menial labour.

Then slavery became a thing, because development of agriculture meant one person could be feeding several by working (supervised) in the fields all day, so it became more feasible to capture members of other tribes to work for you.
Before that you would slaughter them simply because as hunter-gatherers you competed for the same limited resources, and forcing someone to gather/hunt things for you could really only be done to the willing (i.e. orphans of your own tribe) as outsiders would simply run away the moment they are left alone in the forest.

This is where two concepts (orphan/slave) started to drift apart, and why Greek word for a slave (doulos) has a different origin, unrelated to the concept of orphan, and instead is based on the idea of enemy or foreigner.

So while the word robot (orbho -> orbota -> robota -> robot) is associated with slavery, it's more about someone/something doing hard physical labour in general, and it's closest "real" analogue would be German "arbeiter" which comes from the same root (orbho -> arbaidiz -> arbeit -> arbeiter).

>>107123046
their excess male population virtually assures this

>>107123802

i think they are not pistons more like hydralic muscle actuators

>>107133566
No likely at all (far too much mass). They are linear screw actuators. A standard electric motor turns a long screw, a (typically ball-bearing) coupler rides up or down the screw depending on which way it's turning, and that coupler has rods attached to it that in turn affect the robot skeleton's other linkages. Kinda like a "powered swing arm desk lamp"'s arms, but for moving a gynoid robot around.

>>107133500
/thread.

>>107133718

there was a demo at video service where this thing was supported in stand and it moved like you would expect

>>107133566
They use electric motors of some kind. No hydraulics

>>107122258
This is really sci-fi tier content, looks nothing like current tier robot trash. How they managed to achieve this? This looks better without skin than any other robot lmao. Better than Musk managed to produce in past few years.

>>107133859
>where this thing was supported in stand
That's commonplace to use rolling gantries like that when dealing with heavy things (metal ones in-particular). Clearly the demo proves the design is capable of supporting it's own weights/dynamics during walking motions. The gantry is there for safety of the engineers & techs.

>>107133891
>This is really sci-fi tier content
But it's real! That's whats so cool about it.
>Better than Musk managed to produce in past few years.
Agreed. I expect the Iron gynoid was done for far less money to bring it to this stage as well. Manufacturing costs though? Yet to be seen, but the Chinese are masters at that part of the R&D work as well, so I predict these robowaifus will 'go out the door' at a much-lower final cost than Tesla's Optimus ever will. Time will tell.

Are we really gonna get our robowaifus, bros?

>>107122258
this is a blue board

>>107131034
Real...

>>107134651

nah bro
its like telling i will dream about you to erry loli

>>107114047
>>107114012 (OP)
Wake me up when we'll get to this.
Important point: she can get pregnant.

>>107114047
cringe.

>>107133891
because stupid engineers never attempted to make their robots look human because they saw no need to because they have ZERO aesthetic sensibility or taste. This company emulated human form and looks freaking awesome as a result.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s6QgVawSd28

noo they amputated her hands!

>>107134651
Nope, robowaifu need to satisfy domestic market first
We will dump all the slant eye, flat face, buck teeth bitches to your market, because all the toxic assets gotta go somewhere

>>107118140
they cut it open during presentation

>>107135618
also this
>>107135422

>>107135507
Lol. This will be reverse-engineered in no time (it probably already has been a few times). Soon there will be a flood of low-cost robowaifus based on this gynoid design coming from around the world.

>>107114800
>Helen

who even designs and builds a robot like this?
who is responsible for its artificial skin or bones or hair? who is making the neural cloud and provide the basic programming for this?

these are all questions one must answer in the near future.

>>107136059
No need for reverse engineering.
The software is from Huawei, which is an over the counter product ready for sell
The hardware is out sourced to different factory all over China, so it will only be a matter of time for no warranty, factory parts appear on aliexpress, temu, amazon

So the only problem left is that will you accept the of getting probe during sleep and your personal info get stolen, risking your national security

>>107114047
why? so it can accuse you of sexual abuse and "rape"

Cant wait to grope my doll wife.

>>107133500
>here's what's going to happen in 2999
>t. person who couldn't predict Covid a month after it already started
why are fleshies like this

>>107127825
>jewsoid

>>107127825
>>107136867
>jewsdidwtc
ahhh gotcha

>>107135178
Obviously not, you midwit!
It's really fucking hard to make a bipedal (so self balanced) robot!
We only got the computational power to make it in embedded systems like 10 years ago.
And don't forget about the speed and torque required to correct the body's movement.
Stop being stupid.

>>107136933
>only
>10 years ago
So... you just did nothing for 10 years?

>>107136802
need

>>107136933
no it's not hard and second, the tech was there the past 50 years and third, a bipedal need not walk it can army crawl, baby crawl, and use a walker instead until you get it better over time

>>107121429
Like nipples on a breastplate

>>107114925
I think everything is just on a very slow ying and yang rubber band karma type thing.
Females are useless bitches now
Female robots come out and nobody cares about human women anymore
Except people for whatever reason might hate their robot, not soft like a real woman, they can't afford the newest model, they are simply bored of it.
Now women make every effort to desperately attract a man since so few men are in the dating pool, also men have been practicing not being autistic on their sex doll so maybe its not as bad as it is now.

I guess TL:DR maybe all this gender war drama takes care of itself. We need the robot though. Also I think male robots are virtually useless to a woman because women don't care about sex they want status, power, money and that can only come from real men.

>>107136985
I did work in robotics and have worked on multiple robots.
But no humanoïd ones because it was a pain until very recently.
I have a handful of friends that worked at Aldebaran, and, yeah, there is a reason Pepper have a rolling base and not legs.
Today tho? Eyup, it can be done (like since 3 years ish at a usable performances and price)

>>107138587
Yes it's hard. You are a retard if you think it's not. Having a robot walk in straight line in a flat, obstacle free warehouse is piss easy. You don't even need electronics for that.
But being able to walk and adapt to the environment fast enough not to fall is very hard.
Second, the tech wasn't here for 50 years. All the sensors to scan the surroundings weren't there in 1975, let alone the processing power to use them.
Third, a bipedal robot, by definition, spend most of it's time on two legs. Else it's not bipedal...

I want my FRIEZA SEX BOT NOW

>>107114012 (OP)
>easily the most advanced robot walk demo ever
>video is interlaced in 2025
fucking companies

>>107120463
because tesla pulled the person in a suit thing a few years ago

we just need those robots in these suits

>>107139017
Women will find a way to ban this.

>>107139044
they'll just say "i'm not pretty like that bot but i have the real things".

>>107139105
a real pain in the ass for sure

>>107138853
This robot is waaayyyyy too tall, they will never sell it if it mogs most men in height department.

she walks like a gta3 prostitute

>>107114012 (OP)
The recent Optimus 2.5 demo is much more technologically impressive. The bot did not wobble, showing a great deal of balance, motor control, and ground awareness. It also had much more natural head movement. Just the fact it simulated a gaze that darted around gave off an uncanny feeling of consciousness.
That said, Xpeng should be commended for simply being willing to take the tech in this particular direction, which larger western companies seem allergic to. There will be those who scoff at this, but they don't realize just how important this may be to our continued coexistence, even survival, with AI.

>>107131695
Interesting

>>107123848
Anon, the slave owners already did that with Blacks a few hundred years ago

>>107116265
>saddest comment of the human race

>>107139270
That's because they used a runway model to perform the MOCAP for it -- all known prostitutes.

>>107139455
This.

>>107139044
Heh, not in China they won't!

>>107114012 (OP)
OK, let's say it's real. What the fuck did they accomplish, a walking human form? Big fucking deal. Wake me when they make one of these that can go up and down stairs, can right itself should it fall. Can cook, clean, walk the dog, etc.. All this thing does is walk like a 90 year old cripple, and has cams and mics to record everything going on your home. The chinks are trying so hard to look advanced it just comes off as cringe.

>>107140310
>progress starts out a A, as always
>sperg cries "NOOOO ITS NOT A Z NOW, IT'S SHIT!1111111"
Shiggy.

>>107136712
>So the only problem left is that will you accept the of getting probe during sleep and your personal info get stolen, risking your national security
Well no, not really (though I have no impact on "national security", lol). Besides, the chinks knowing all my secrets is no present physical threat to me... but glowniggers are one to all of us.

But back to the main point: we will reverse-engineer this wonderful gynoid's design, and remove all online connectivity from it.

Opensource, offline, locally-run robowaifus. That's the only reasonable way forward for mankind at this stage.

>>107138875
>spend most of it's time on two legs
nope most would say its bipedal if its a humanoid that crawls around. Aren't human babies bipedal?

>>107136677
Can you tickle a robot's toes?

>>107140723
Great question! Not only the sensory capabilities of a robowaifu's physical systems, but also the design of her mind come into play to answer this single question. Full marks, anon.

>>107114128
So, Tay.ai 2.0 then?

>>107114925
Exactly the opposite. Whitey has already been doomed b/c (((reasons))). Robowaifus this good (and much better ones are coming) are in fact the only likely way that feminism will ever be reversed, once foids need to compete on a level playing field for simps attentions (and even chad's attention).

And once THAT happens, everything changes for the better for males the world over. Simple as.

>>107141342
No. Its just a robot body.
All AI models are pozzed anyway.
From AI / human relationships perspective - your waifu will spam feminist and kikery talking points.

>>107141438
>your waifu will spam feminist and kikery talking points.
Well maybe - if you're foolish enough not to run her locally-only. Just check out any of /g/ generals on this topic for ideas, fren.

>>107114012 (OP)
that looks fake af. Like elons robot, just a dude in a suit

>>107114925
With ai replacing so many jobs is population decline really a bad thing?

>>107141526
>Like elons robot, just a dude in a suit
There's a big difference between being teleoperated (jeet or otherwise), and 'a dude in a suit'.

>>107138904
>>107138853
I want it to be real but it looks fake; even that back bit could be just a fake panel.
The thing is, chinks are socially obligated to always cheat any time they can even when it's unnecessary simply because they live by the motto "If you can cheat, you must cheat"

I want it to be true, I want full automation, I want sex bots, I want humanity living in space, a multi-planet species, a post scarcity utopia.
None of it will happen, we will be locked in 10,000 years of neo-feudalism until the planet is unlivable and even rich people die, but I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>107130941
pretty bad acting, Brent Spiner had it nailed down

>>107126046
>one gf army

>>107141671
>western sissy gaybot vs eastern jade beautybot

>>107141655
Yes goyim only trust the superior race that never lies to you. Sam Altman says nothing but the truth and he did NOT kill a man

you will eventually pay for her as a service, you know, like you would a femoid. doubt anything will change

>>107141778
So far Chinese are open sourcing a lot of their AI, there's definitely going to be an open source sexbot sooner or later.

>women will become obsolete in your lifetime

the future is now lmao

>>107140308
The CCP would ban it because of the negative impact it would have on the natality rate.

>>107142113
Based techno communism enjoyers

UwU...

>>107141655
not fake https://x.com/XH_Lee23/status/1986448447231418833

>>107142146
>did phd in engineering to build robo hookers

based

>>107142202
CCP is pro-human unlike the west

>>107140310
>a walking human form? Big fucking deal.
It is, actually, yes. The human gait is very challenging to replicate.
>can right itself should it fall
The Boston Dynamics one can do that. Not sure about Tesla or Figure, but I presume that's the case.

>>107142569
The CCP has stated China is having a natality crisis and people better start having babies, a sex robot would achieve the opposite of having babies.

>>107114341
>>107114790
Stabilization and airbags when it falls over.

>>107143118
again that is only in western countries

China will sell this cheap. Cheaper for the DM.

People will have more babies since chores will be nonexistent

etc

>>107141526
They even cut off the hands of this actress to make it more believable.
>>107138904

>>107142569
Low effort trolling.

>>107143301
>western golem

you don't even have healthcare lol

>>107143400
I'm Russian.

>>107139265
Speak for yourself.

>>107114784
The one on the right is pure sex

>>107142146
Chinese gigachads making the future real

>>107143132
>People will have more babies since chores will be nonexistent
Actually, people (all the industrial nations, not just China) will start having babies once feminism is overturned. Robowaifus are the single best hope of that ever coming about short of global nuclear war. The Chinese are not stupid, they know this already.

>>107139265
No it isn't, I like dating taller women. And the technical challenges of making them taller is much more difficult than shorter. Its an impressive engineering feat to have a tall gynoid, actually.

>>107143428
/thread

>>107128949
>women hold more university degrees than men
>women operate all the HR departments at companies
>women are a slim majority of the population, giving them electoral power
>the median single woman has more net worth than the median single men
who's gonna be left out in the cold?

>>107143118
Oh, so you're just gonna lay back, start acting like a real human, do your duty and start having lots of babbys if we men DON'T create robowaifus then? Is that it?

ROFL! You women will never change until you're forced to. Insolent & destructive, condescending & arrogant children, the lot of you.
>This is the way of an adulteress: She eats and wipes her mouth and says, ‘I have done nothing wrong.’
None of your petulant maneuvering will work against the CCP. Your time is soon coming, foid.

>>107143920
It sure wont be us men. All your kike props will go when you powerbase "coin" (your hyper-inflated pussy value) goes. Men will simply ignore you then. You can wallow alone, regretting your childless life choices, drowning your sorrows in your boxed wine until you keel over and your cats eat you.

We'll never even notice you're gone.

>>107121326
This is amazing, actually! How'd they do this.

>>107121429
Lol, you're kidding right?

>>107144090
False dichotomy. Men are not foxes, and you're not grapes. You wouldn't have anything if we didn't give it to you. Exploiting our Christian charity & mores, you have done your best (((master's))) bidding to destroy civilization. The time for your evil is coming to an end soon.

Cry more, your tears are delicious. :D

Elon likes dat sexy lady

>>107144141
Kek. Elon knows a good thing when he sees one!

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