Thread 17802692

Okay I'm not being racist or anything, but you're here to tell me that black people aren't monkeys or descended from monkeys even though chimps live in Africa and ancient humans like Homo Habilis were primates? Look I'm not being /pol/ or racist, but come on, black people are monkeys. And that's not a bad thing, but historically speaking, they should be considered primates because of how they evolved with other primates and ancient humans.

And so are white people. We're all descended from monkeys.

>>17802692 (OP)
>>17802695
Black and white people are descended from Adam and Eve.

>>17802698
shalom

>>17802692 (OP)
Pic rel was unironically were one of the first to leave africa

>>17802692 (OP)
Okay I'm not being funny or anything, but you're here to tell me that *HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK slips on banana peel HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK *? Look I'm not being /clwn/ or funny, but come on, *gets hit in the face with a pie*. And that's not a bad thing, but dramatically speaking, *HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK*.

>>17802692 (OP)
Retard

>>17802692 (OP)
All humans look like monkeys my guy

>>17802699
Jesus is Lord.

It’s the fedoratheists greatest fear. They have to believe that we’re descended from monkeys yet it puts the fear of Science in them that means Africans are the closest to monkeys of all humans since there the ones that didn’t bother leaving Africa. They can’t grapple it with their faggot leftist ideology so they have cognitive dissonance

>>17802760
White people are not descended from monkeys.That is absurd.We are white for a reason. Why do you think no one was putting white people in zoos with monkeys? Because that's absurd, where there is scientific evidence to suggest that black people are descended from monkeys and are related to monkeys. Call it racist if you want to.I don't think it's racist.I think it's just a fact.

>>17802698
So were Adam & Eve black or white? And who was the first one to give birth to the other? and where did Australian Aborigines come from?

>>17802760
You’re coping. White people are the least monkey while blacks are the most. LOOK AT THEM nigga

>>17802776
>>17802774

>>17802776
>>17802774
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>>17802723
I don't care about this thread, but I am NOT LETTING THE COUNCIL OF CLOWNS SACRIFICE IT TO DEIKELIKTAS

>>17802692 (OP)
Chimps and humans diverged from a common ancestor long ago. You're retarded OP. I'm not being mean or anything. But come on, you just said something retarded and you look like a retard. That's not a bad thing, but historically speaking, you should be considered a retard.

>>17802836
We use monkey as a silly metaphor, but Africans are the closest to the monkeyiest of our ancestors. And let me tell you OP pic looks pretty monkey

>>17802791
>>17802798
Like a trannie pointing to the 0.00000001% of freaks that happen to be born with a wing and a wang; you are cherry picking the 0.00000001% of albino monkeys

You are a trannie monkey

>>17802867
Anon, there are several species of primates with pale skin underneath.
Why do you go through life trying to justify your stupidity instead of doing the bare minimum modicum of research.

>>17802852
I'm not gonna lie Africans look pretty monkeyish with their primitivism and features. But what makes ashamed is their doormat nature and slavishness to people who despise them.

>>17802760
Oh hey it's obama.

>>17802723
Nephalim pls calm down

>>17802774
Red.
White people were created by Jakub

>>17802692 (OP)
Monkeys have tails. Humans, both black and white, are APES.

>>17802791
Albino

This has me thinking, what if we brought back all of these extinct early species of archaic humans?

>>17802723
me

abbos one-shot christianity by just existing. it's insane.

>>17802791
Please, I beg, tell me this board is able to tell why one is black and the other is white. It cannot be so braindead. Please.

>>17804230
Why?
So we can get super racism?

>>17802698
>Black and white people are descended from Adam and Eve.
Who were monkeys

>>17802692 (OP)
Asians look more like monkeys than blacks

>>17804244
>source: i hate niggers

>>17802776
You telling me that someone like Forrest Griffin or Mickey call doesnt lok like a monkey

>>17802867
No white trannies look more like monkeys
Those are regular monkeys

that's a bald ape you stupid fucking idiots, is all of this coordinated baiting?

>>17802692 (OP)
Descended from APES you fucking retard.
MONKEYS are entirely different.
Kill yourself.

>>17804312
The Norwood Reaper was wracking up his kill count from Day -1.6 million.

>>17804257
Leave them alone.

>>17802692 (OP)
>>17802695
Apes*
>>17802698
Adam & Eve are literally symbolic ancestors of all Redheads and Blondes. Adam & Eve are thus fundamentally a non-african origin story of modern Cro-magnon peoples in particular and their close kin of arctic eurasian pigmentation. "Adam" means "red blush" and is symbolized by the red-leafed Ash tree, and "Eve" means the yellow-hues of the setting sun aka EVEning, also symbolized by the yellow-leafed ELM tree.
Describing HOMINID ancestors as "ADAM" and "EVE" when they in the most literal sense mean "Ginger" and "Blonde" is absolute retardation of the utmost illiterate idiotic sort.

>>17802695
white people are basically a weird color morph of black people that developed in response to migrating out of the tropics

>>17802692 (OP)
>>17802695

Yikes.

>>17805298
You don't even understand the material you post.

>>17805184
The name Adam comes from the Hebrew אדמה (Adammah), meaning meaning the earth, or ground, as Adam comes from the dust of the ground (Genesis 2:7). Adam directly states (Genesis 3:20) that he names his wife Eve (חווה) because she is the mother of life. חווה (Hawwah) is Hebrew for the source of life.

>>17802867
>You are a trannie monkey

>>17805597
The sun setting on the horizon is a typical motif of fertility between god and mother earth btw... like the Ankh symbol itself. or the Sun Cow. The sun cow is equivalent to Gaia, Isis, Jord, etc. "The Evening Sun" is the yellow sun of Mother Earths impregnation by God. And Adam is the ruddy dirt of CLAY. I stand my ground on the inherent meaning of Red and Yellow describing Adam and Eve, Ask & Embla.

>>17805655
Bird-focused origin myths use the Evening Sun to mean a fertilized Yolk as well.

>>17802692 (OP)
They're a different species. One that's less evolved than Homo sapiens.

>>17802692 (OP)
The most monke looking people today are without a doubt those weird ogre looking jewish phenotypes like Ron perlman or jon bernthal.
>>17802776
The nappy hair texture of black people is uniquely human. There is no other example of it among apes like the finer hair textures of other races. In terms of phenotypic diversity, they are as far from monke as homo sapiens sapiens gets.

>>17804301
Bonobos learned to speak?

>>17802692 (OP)
Something known by all anthropologists, that they'll never tell you lest they jeopardize their career:

All sub-saharans are heavily interbred with homo erectus. Just like Northern Euros tend to be heavily interbred with Neanderthals.


Take a look at any picture of homo erectus. It looks like the giga nigga 9000 for a reason.

>>17802760
Ron Pearlman

>>17805823
>All sub-saharans are heavily interbred with homo erectus
Homo erectus existed in big numbers outside of Africa retard. Holy shit you arr desperate to cling onto something

>>17805817
Okay. Post a bonobo speaking

>>17805823
Europeans don't have the most Neanderthal DNA.