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Anonymous No.17901312 >>17901366 >>17901376 >>17901379 >>17901384 >>17901765 >>17901824
People who take parts of the Bible literally are retarded.
Anonymous No.17901316 >>17901321 >>17901824
>people
atheists*
Anonymous No.17901318
true but calling them retards won't change their minds
Anonymous No.17901321
>>17901316
I know plenty of Christians who think Adam and Eve were real people.
Anonymous No.17901366
>>17901312 (OP)
The New Testament itself is an astrological parable but most Christians will never understand that fact.
Anonymous No.17901370
Which parts should be taken literal and which parts should not?
Anonymous No.17901376 >>17901384
>>17901312 (OP)
True. God is a metaphor, not a real entity.
Anonymous No.17901379 >>17901384
>>17901312 (OP)
Agreed, we should be taking it all literally. Yes even the songs.
Anonymous No.17901384 >>17901685 >>17901824
>>17901312 (OP)
>parts of the Bible literally
Such as? And how you do determine which?
Because it seems like the outcome would be like this cringe heretic >>17901376

I'd rather side with based >>17901379
Anonymous No.17901685 >>17901821
>>17901384
Do you really believe snakes talk?
Anonymous No.17901765
>>17901312 (OP)
heretic
Anonymous No.17901821 >>17901824
>>17901685
Just because you can’t find a snake that currently talks means a snake could never have talked in the past? Have you observed every snake that has ever existed?
Doesn’t matter anyway because the serpent is obviously a special entity. Might as well ask if someone believes in angels or not.
Anonymous No.17901824 >>17901829
>>17901312 (OP)
>>17901316
>>17901384
>>17901821
>every Christian born before the enlightenment was retarded
You said it, not me.
Anonymous No.17901828
>The Bible is retarded
Correct
Anonymous No.17901829 >>17901847
>>17901824
>every christian thought and believed the same thing
Anonymous No.17901847
>>17901829
They certainly didn't believe that the word of God was some kind of riddle to appease secularists.

You are literally a gaytheist by the standards of any Christian born before the 1700s.
Anonymous No.17901979
"Now who is there, pray, possessed of understanding, that will regard the statement as appropriate, that the first day, and the second, and the third, in which also both evening and morning are mentioned, existed without sun, and moon, and stars β€” the first day even without a sky? And who is found so ignorant as to suppose that God, as if He had been a husbandman, planted trees in paradise, in Eden towards the east, and a tree of life in it, i.e., a visible and palpable tree of wood, so that anyone eating of it with bodily teeth should obtain life, and, eating again of another tree, should come to the knowledge of good and evil? No one, I think, can doubt that the statement that God walked in the afternoon in paradise, and that Adam lay hid under a tree, is related figuratively in Scripture, that some mystical meaning may be indicated by it."
β€” Origen of Alexandria (c. 185 – c. 253)

https://www.newadvent.org/fathers/04124.htm