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Anonymous No.17920464 [Report] >>17920477 >>17920662
>Moon Day
>Tiw's Day
>Odin's Day
>Thor's Day
>Frigg's Day
>Saturn's Day
>Sun Day
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17920477 [Report] >>17920483 >>17920493
>>17920464 (OP)

>5 days are named after demons

Can we rename them...please? Like:

Mary's Day

Thomas' Day

Yahweh's Day

Thomas' Day

Peter's Day

(Apostle) Simon/Cephas' Day

Jesus' Day
Anonymous No.17920483 [Report]
>>17920477
you’re not actually supposed to pronounce the tetragrammaton (YHWH)
Anonymous No.17920488 [Report] >>17922412
>Janus
>Februa
>Mars
>Opening
>Maia
>Juno
>Julius Caesar
>Augustus
>The Seventh One
>The Eighth One
>The Ninth One
>The Tenth One
Anonymous No.17920493 [Report] >>17920647 >>17921138 >>17921163
>>17920477
IMO we shouldn't even have 7 days of the week, our weeks should be in duodecimal because it's the superior number system but also more importantly it should match the days we have in a month and the months we have in a year. If we had a 6 day week instead it would go evenly into 30 and would comply with the duodecimal system. Or alternatively we could have a longer 12 day week instead which would allow us to have a potentially longer weekend
Anonymous No.17920505 [Report] >>17920507
>Plants springing from the ground
>Together
>Leaves falling from trees
>Wet season
Anonymous No.17920507 [Report]
>>17920505
Earth Wind and Fire - September
Simon Salva !!h4wpIXR3ZRV No.17920515 [Report]
Oops, I just realized I fucked that up.

Mary's Day, Thomas' Day, Yahweh's Day, Timothy's Day, Peter's Day, Simon's* Day, Jesus' Day.

*Simon, or Simon Peter/(C)Kephas.

That's how they should be named. Not after demon "gods" or inanimate objects.
Anonymous No.17920647 [Report] >>17921163
>>17920493
Based duodecimal appreciator

All numbers given in duodecimal first, then decimal in brackets)

>50 seconds per minute (60)
>50 minutes per hour (60)
>20 hours per day (24)
>6 days per week (6)
>5 weeks per month (5)
>10 months per year (12)
>start of each quarter is a holiday outside the normal week structure
>new year's Day is outside of the normal week structure
>the extra day in leap years is also a holiday outside of the normal week structure

New Year's Day
Summer solstice
Summer month 1
Summer month 2
Summer month 3
Autumn equinox
Autumn month 1
Autumn month 2
Autumn month 3
Winter solstice
Winter month 1
Winter month 2
Winter month 3
Spring equinox
Spring month 1
Spring month 2
Spring month 3
Leap day

Every 4 years New Year's Eve is even bigger
Anonymous No.17920662 [Report]
>>17920464 (OP)
that's continentalcel gods
Mon>Moon
Tue or (Chue if you're bong enough)>Tiw
Wedn>Odin/Wodin/Wotan
Thurs>Thor
Fri>Frigg
Satur>Saturn

VGH ANGLV Excellence
Anonymous No.17921138 [Report] >>17921163 >>17922649
>>17920493
We might as well use other planets/celestial objects for the other 5 days
>Jupiterday
>Neptuneday
>Mercuryday
>Plutoday
>Uranusday
Anonymous No.17921163 [Report] >>17921166
>>17920493
>>17920647
>>17921138
>destroying the beauty of the chaotic calender
You might as well be a French revolutionary
Anonymous No.17921166 [Report]
>>17921163
Naw, the French Revolutionaries were all base-10 retards, they did not understand the true beauty of base-12
Anonymous No.17922412 [Report]
>>17920488
>>The Seventh One
Juba II/Odin
>>The Eighth One
Jesus Christ/Baldr
>>The Ninth One
Joseph of Galilee/Gymir of the lineage of Omri of the Cimmerians,- Co-rule with his daughter Magdalene/Gerdr
>>The Tenth One
Fjölnir, - Freyr&Gerdr's son - or known by Tolkien as the future son of Aragorn and Arwen. Eldarion
The reason why Magdalene fled to the Isle of Man was because the Cimbri/Cymru were native to the channel-isles, and were the masters of the north sea trade routes, including the danish straits. Juba II knew through research that the instigators of the Cimbrian War against Rome had to be the same stock as the Cimmerians of Omri, so he was the one to guide Magdalene towards the British Isles.
Juba II had already sent follow-up expeditions after Caesars invasions, which is how he confirmed that knew all about the british-Cimbrian-cimmerian connection.
tldr; Jesus is literally Baldr, and Juba II funded the creation of the Futhork as thanks for the Cimbrian War, which indirectly caused his great-grandpa Gauda to become the heir of the Massylii after his halfbrother Jugurtha lost the... Jugurthine Wars.
Anonymous No.17922415 [Report] >>17922946
NOOOOOOOO THAT MEANS NOTHING JUST BECAUSE I USE THESE WORDS DOESN'T MEAN I WORSHIP YOUR DEMONIC ABOMINATIONS FROM THE DEVIIIIIIIIIL!!!

Anyway. Teeheehee redditheists using the Gregorian calendar means they worship the magic Jew in the sky.
Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH No.17922649 [Report]
>>17921138
It's:
Tuesday = Marsday
Wednesday = Mercuryday
Thursday = Jupiterday
Friday = Venusday
Anonymous No.17922946 [Report]
>>17922415
You probably use "Jesus Christ" as a swear, which is a backhanded compliment. Doesn't mean you believe in Christianity, now does it?
Anonymous No.17923017 [Report]
The Ancient Romans featured an 8-day week (the nundinal cycle) where each day was labeled after the alphabet (A-H)