Thread 18085642

>be satan
>an ancient evil as old as time
>a third of the angels at your command
>you understand human nature to such an intimate degree that you have an incomprehensibly complex plan unique for every human being who will ever live, involving innumerable steps to drag them into hell
>use your angelic intellect to manipulate men's passions
>orchestrate countless wars and conflicts among the nations of men
>you devise heresies leaving those not thoroughly equipped in theological education astray, damning billions
>20th century comes by
>start getting bored and think you're trying too hard
>start suggesting to people that they aren't men and they should cut their dick off and get fucked in the ass
>millions of people actually buy it
>lmfao

Couldn't imagine being such a worthless joke that my existence which culminated in eternal damnation was because Satan wanted a good laugh.

>>18085642 (OP)
>debunks you

>>18085642 (OP)
Satan isn't actively trying to influence anyone, that's a later invention. Satan serves under God and is meant to carry out Gods punishment on his behalf

>>18085660
Satans are a class of angels, not an individual. These serve God.

The ancient dragon, that edenic snake, Satan "the enemy" so-called, Beelzebub, the King of Tyre, etc, all these are epithets used so that it's proper name be damned and remain unspoken.

This entity no longer can go up and down between heaven and earth, as it did before. It's wings were taken away.
It's been condemned to crawl metaphorically across the face of the earth until time comes to an end.

The other fallen angels are under lock in the abyss, bound in great chains. They are imprisoned, and cannot afflict men.
Only this one, their chief, persists among men and the afflicting demonic spirits; which are offspring of their coupling with Egregori washed away in the deluge.

>inb4 Job
I have read it.

You have to admire Satan in how creative he is in creating new ways to trick people

>>18085642 (OP)
Yeah, I fell for the meme and lived "as a woman" for like five years. Transgender ideology is 100% demonic:

(1) Splits apart families, destroys relationships
(2) Reduces or eliminates your ability to enter into a sacramental marriage
(3) Puts you permanently at odds with the natural law, since you can't acknowledge that woman = adult human female or even that essential categories exist
(4) Leads to you destroying the dignity of your body
(5) Often motivated by paraphilia / abnormal sexuality (lust)
(6) Leads you straight into other degenerate stuff, e.g. radical leftism, kink, drugs, furry BS
(7) Worst of all, subsumes your whole identity and creates an enormous sunk cost so it's difficult to detransition and come back to God (you have to admit to yourself it was all a lie and you fucked up bad). An alcoholic can quit alcohol, a gambler can quit gambling, a sodomite can quit doing sodomy, a witch can stop doing witchcraft, but it's harder to come back from a trans identity.

Ironically though transgender ideology is so ludicrous that it's dividing the global left- leftists in the developing world who are concerned with class struggle don't care about sodomites and troons, and left wing politics in the West has become about ensuring paraphilic males have access to chemical castration.

trannies are only this weird because they are a negation of a negation (counterpositioning themselves against an extremely sexually rigid culture) and because of modern philosophy and idpol. in any normal time and place they would just be twinks and/or perverts.

>>18085642 (OP)
Transgenderism and turning oneself into an eunuch was invented by Rabbi Yeshua. Heteronormativity is satanic and demons like Sitri influence men's hearts so that they engage in heterosexual relations with adult women. There is nothing more christian than fucking a neovagina.

>>18085642 (OP)
Those are divine levels of competence and influence, maybe people should be worshiping that guy instead.

>>18085642 (OP)
God could just blip him out of existence so he doesn't seem to mind it

>>18085642 (OP)
Replace Satan with "Jew" in your post and it still makes perfectly sense, except the 'third angels at your dommand' thing