Thread 7669537

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>Link: https://dad.gallery
>Discord: You must have a DAD streak of at least 14 to join. Message vastian0988 on Discord for an invite.
>Found an issue with the site? Lost your streak and want to appeal? Please message the contact link at the bottom of the site instead of posting in the thread.
>Today's OP Banner Art from: tomomazo (https://dad.gallery/users/14778)

Rules:
>Draw every day (or your preferred frequency)
>Submit your work by 23:59:59 GMT
>Spend at least 30 minutes on each submission
>No loli or shota porn
>Miss a day and womp womp, you're back to zero, but just keep going!
>Maintain your streak and you too can become the LAST ARTIST STANDING!!
>Have fun!

Go and comment on each other's artwork; dads love attention!

FAQ:

What is the goal?
>To form a habit of drawing. The gains you make are dependent on you.

I am /beg/gar and not know draw, can I join?
>Yes x99. Stop asking and start submitting art, chum. Make something!

How long does it take until my account is approved?
>Between two to three weeks, usually when you reach level 3. Even unapproved submissions count toward your streak!

A brief history:
>Last Artist Standing (LAS): The original site, created by Lava (presumed dead, rest in peace). It has changed and ruined the lives of many lassies.
>Draw Every Day (DED): A short-lived site between LAS and DAD, run and abruptly cancelled by w.
>Do Art Daily (DAD): The current site, by the dadmin and developer banana.

Community links:
>DADcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfCw_buGoBDPQC1bbcukmnQ
>LAS discord (alternative to DAD discord): https://discord.gg/5777rZnqW9
>Crit Dashboard: https://dad-crit.vercel.app/
>DAD Tier List Maker: https://dad-tiermaker.onrender.com

That is a pretty sad landscape...

anyone else ever regret drawing nsfw on their DAD account knowing that they'll never be able to show their irl friends their cool art cause of it...
>>7669537 (OP)
Kino

unironically legitimately scientifically impossible to catch up to, when starting from square one right now

Fortunately legitimately scientifically possible to catch up to, when starting from square one right now

>>7669550
just do it daily, i'm on page 1 and I lost my streak at least once

Today i learnt that you have to do a tierlist in one sitting or else all your progress gets reset

>>7669550
>impossible
just kill one of the pg1ers

If King keeps drawing all this pornography and loli smut I dont think his marriage with Cobbeli will work out.

>>7669550
shut up and draw, retard
Im nearly at page 1 and I'll drop my streak just to spite you when I get there

When you comment on someones stuff do you expect them to comment back on your own subs sometimes in the future? asking for a friend

>>7669537 (OP)
Six submissions in
Three more ready to go in case I can't draw for that day
Also why don't they approve my account man

>>7669610
>Three more ready to go in case I can't draw for that day
anon....don't think you understand the rules of not drawing ahead

>>7669615
jk man
i can barely finish a piece in a day
also some days are slower than others

>>7669604
no. it’s nice when friends comment back but it’s never an expectation. i just try to drop some good words for people i follow or say something if i notice a piece while browsing

>>7669549
Just show it to them logged out so the porn doesn’t show up

>>7669549
i don't wanna show em cause they'll ask me to make porn for them for free

>>7669616
>jk man
haha, s-same, it's not like i have a 100+ stash to keep my pg1 spot

>>7669620
what else are you supposed to do when you know that you may be called in to work for a whole day sometime in the future

>>7669549
I'm more embarrassed to show them my non nsfw drawings since they're more sincere, with lewds they're just like, hell yeah dude nice

>>7669610
Cheater. Banana, behead, rape and ban this man!!!

>>7669627
nooooo
i'm literally forcing myself to draw every day
it's getting easier with time though

>>7669610
>Three more ready to go in case I can't draw for that day
cheater!! gtfo!!!!!
>i can barely finish a piece in a day
you can never finish anything on this site if you don't want to
JUST DRAW

>>7669699
Why limit yourself to a single drawing a day?

>>7669703
no reason to! draw 60 drawings in 30 minutes if you want. it's not that hard to just sit down and draw if you have the 30 minutes to do it.

>>7669622
Change your streak to every other day

>>7669713
I keep forgetting that I can do that

Also another thing
Banana approves my stuff after like 24 hours fsr

How do you DAD when you're depressed

depression isn't real

>>7669789
You draw your waifu

>>7669537 (OP)
>Today's OP Banner Art from: tomomazo (https://dad.gallery/users/14778)
OP just copy pasted the line without updating it
Mfw https://youtu.be/mz_SYFuP9Do

>>7669713
>*kills your existing streak*
honestly if you know a event is coming up that'll keep you from drawing i say cheat a little and stockpile on stuff you can use for later days

uhm... Cheesed to meet you?

>>7669874
Your shitcoin will never catch on, mikufag.

>>7669874
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>7669880
>>7669882
I guess you must be very cheesed off!

>>7669848
I thought it kills your streak, but when I tried changing it, it was fine. I know teall changed from every day to 4 days sometime this week and his streak didn't reset.

>>7669961
what the fuck? i've let streaks die because i thought i couldn't do that. why does the site just say you cant but allow it?

>>7669886
marry me please

>>7669789
>thats my secret captain

>we only got 1 tierlist last thread
grim

>>7669963
>>7669961

>>7670042
i swear it used to say that you couldn't go from a higher frequency to a lower frequency without getting rid of your streak

>>7670046
Literally everyone knows you can change your streak without penalty. How could you ever think otherwise?

>>7669554
are you the tierlist anon from the last thread?

>>7670046
it used to be that way years ago

Am i getting memed into resetting my streak by you anons or are you actually being truthful...

>>7669592
he corrupted her....

>>7670108
King is racist and is spreading his filth to the rest of the site.

>>7670042
That's because the FAQ still claims otherwise

Which DAD is the gayest? I want to know if I got competition

>>7670135
at least two dads are gay married

>>7670155
i wish i was sometimes

>>7670155
>>7670164
I now pronounce you husbands

>>7670133
then email him for clarification

How do I make a tier list?

>>7670268
with love and care

>>7670268
with cruelty malice and the will to dominate all life

>>7670268
There's a link in the OP

>>7670268
You must have achieved DAD level 3 to make tierlists.

>>7670326
Reverr two

Which dad is the most ticklish

>>7670108
You know.... I'm okay with this. King and Cobbeli are near clones of each other now, they're just too pathetic to admit anything to each other.
But if we can convince them to get on a DADcord voice chat...

I'm getting some ideas.


>>7670119
He's the king of two things. Being at the bottom of every tier list, and spontaneously saying the N word in the most random situations for the hell of it. Underrated DAD imo

>>7670361
He is a racist because he is mad at people for simply being better than him while just so happening to be minorities

>>7670366
Yup. 100%
His raging racism won't be satisfied until he proves he's not inferior to all the lesser race DADs that mog him.

His motivation to succeed is probably the highest on DAD because of it. And that's what makes him the future number one DAD.

And he'll have all the time in the world to practice because God knows he won't be wasting anytime with Cobbeli any time soon.

I don't allow bananas in my house.

>>7670454
If my daughter brought home a banana I'd do unspeakable things.

Every new wave of geocity immigrants enriches DAD with new drama. Then when we get bored of them we can make them feel like unwelcomed aliens so they leave.

Who are the new geocity immigrants?

>>7670492
I'm tired of this nonsense, I'm going to rape you.

>>7670492
I don't think there have been any. We need some. Shit's getting stale.

Is joining the Discord actually worth it? first of all, is there a notification when someone joins? I really don't like attention, it brings out my anxiety.
Do at least the female dads post nudes in there? will I get free blowjobs if we are in the same city?
Or is it just a discord you join if you want a weekly drama to participate whenever you are bored of making art?

>>7670507
i doubt there's that many people on the server so they will know when you join notification or not

>>7669554
Sorry. I'm going to add a warning about that next time I update it

>>7670507
the part in the middle no. anyone want to offer directly to this lucky guy

Post your follow list

You first

>>7670490
wtf is geocity?

>>7670490
Who was that sped who wrote that long ass rant about them again

>>7670589
Buckle down Yung UN
That's an old ass site
People made their own websites and shit
For free
It was like a page on your social media before social media was a thang

>>7670619
We need to go back. Enough of social media.

I can't believe there's someone trying to get rid of me because 5 people read my neocities site. Someone finally noticed me and my work! thank you, anon. you keep me going!

>>7670705
This has got to be the autistic doll girl

>>7670706
of course it is. who else would it be?! sorry I lost my trip 10 years ago or I'd put it back on for you

I am a dad who came back after 5 years. my art doesn't look even close to how it was... so nobody will know who I am

>>7670619
oh you're talking about the website people, i thought about making one myself though i'd mostly use it for my OCs rather than blog about myself, don't know how hard it would be to code and modify it myself since i have zero html knowledge

>>7670738
Trust me, it is very easy! I did it at like 9 years old. And these days you can use AI to help with any syntax issues.

>>7670507
i am a male dad but if you live in edmonton i can give you a blowjob

>>7670715

Just don't draw attention to yourself and nobody would care.

>>7670800
ive wanted to suck off another poster but never thought of anyone in particular. seems weird without them knowing

>>7670800
wtf I was just in Edmonton like last last weekend, where was my blowjob?

>>7670800
Damn, we're locals. Why couldn't you have been a girl?

>>7670831
I had a good time on DAD, just stopped drawing for 4 years ;_; liked the time I spend here

Based on things like account age, skill level, post descriptions, subject matters drawn and other more minute pieces of information. Those of you who've been drawing earlier than 2021 and had me almost you were under 24 based on skill alone are actually ngmi.

>>7670960
>18-23
God i wish

>>7670962
Same lmfao

>>7670960
>rated 2 tiers below actual
thats what I deserve for not drawing for 10 years

>>7670960
>24-30
accurate

>>7670960
My vibes are already old? It's over

>>7670960
>24-30
yeah, am 27, gonna croak soon

>>7670960
>18-23
Close enough, 25. Better than being rated as 30+ I guess

>>7670960
Fix'd, I've been on DAD discord, they are childish. As long as you disagree with them, they take it as if you have attacked them, and they take the worst possible position of what you said. I met 24 year old females who bitch endlessly, draws like shit too, probably because have a following so have an inflated ego. She even go as far as to argue that she alone should decide the age of consent of other people's country, based on her feelings. It's funny and wild at first, but at some point, you realize these are grown ass females with a children's mind, as if they have been neglected or abandoned as a child. They are neither larping as children or is mentally incapable of growing beyond, a NPC. It's very troubling, but maybe they are just trolling me, I hope they are just trolling me.

>>7671007
You talk like a fag and can't take screenshots for shit lol.

>>7671007
fix'd

>>7671009
My bad just woke up, doing phone editing, I'm old, age have caught up with me. I'm heading back to bed, dreaming of a better art community.

>>7671007
>malding over age of consent
yjk

at this point it's obvious when that fat gook posts in these threads

>>7671015
Age of consent is just one of the many things I remember. I talked to other females in some of the art communities about child sex trafficking of gypsies, interesting topics but always stopped by tranny mods because, well, they are children. Rare to find matured females on art communities, but they do exist, and I like them.

>>7671014
Why do you argue with other dads?
Just draw, retard

>>7671020
how about drawing and talking about art instead
whats wrong with you people

>>7670960
>24-30
damn i'm 22. though i did start using the internet very young and remember a lot of shit from 2008-2013 and that's probably responsible for a lot of my interests now. i also grew up with my mom and grandma's stuff from the 80s and 90s (like books, movies and other shit) so my tastes lean kind of older. my favourite anime was released on the year i was born
>>7671007
thank god i'm underage so i can go back to school and don't have to worry about twinkdeath and finding work anymore

>>7671007
Who? Name names.

>>7671022
Oh no, I don't try to argue, you win nothing on the internet. I usually go into discord to figure out what I can say or cannot say, some of them think im rage baiting. I am testing the market of free ideas, and I farm on these NPC, use them to bounce ideas off or extract their soul and personalities, unfortunately, to my dismay, they arent as open to free ideas, for an art community to be this sterile... I blame the age of censorship, its not entirely their fault, but the degree of how mad they are, is probably a reflection on how immature they are. I even openly tell them I am villain maxxing to signal to them that what I'm saying is not even real, but they can't comprehend with abstract form or maybe it is too high of a concept. Whatever it is, my assessment is right, 30 below are all underage, should be banned from the internet or at least kept in a bubble, for their own safety.

he's not in the discord, he's just shitting up the thread, it's happyboy or whatever that retard is called, you can tell by his shit grammar, just ignore him

mailing videos of paki shitskins skinning people directly to sens' address so the coppas lock her up for good for knowing too much

>>7670960
yep. in my 30s.

>>7671047
You are right, today around 4am in the morning, the gods and the muses told me to brush up my grammar, thanks for the reminder. Will do better. Killing the ego is easier that way, with better grammar I will mask myself from the likes of you. Thanks again!

>>7671007
have you tried not debating people about the age of consent as your go to conversation topic? unless your goal is to piss people off or disgust them, i find talking about anything else is more connecting

>>7671066
The small and petty minded individuals tend to talk about other humans in a gossip type of way, and my every attempt in discord is to draw out the truth. My methods can be rather controversial, infuriating, make the chat active, but all in good fun and for the free market of idea to bloom, but the tranny mods and females always get in the way. The said method is offending women and grooming children.

FUCK OFF HAPPYBOY

>>7670960
I’m not 24 yet ;_;

>>7670960
>18-23
Wow a whole 10 years younger *blush*

>>7671126
I don't want to leave you angry. So I'll leave you with this, my method of offending women and grooming children.

>happi: wowie I like this female style very appealing
>24yo: female? That word is offensive.
>happi:what do you mean?
>24yo: what the fuck do mean wdym?!
>happi: why you trying to police words?
>24yo:it's offensive and make others uncomfortable
>happi: uncomfortable is good for you
>24yo: screeching long text that I didn't read
>happi: anyways, I wonder why female do this
>24yo: more *screeching noises
>other females: long text
>happi: u guys are behaving like draconian niggers
>24yo: MODDSSSS HE SAID NIGGER
>other childish 24yo: you breaking rules
>happi: you behave like a nigger I call you a nigger
>happi deleted.exe
>happi irl: oh well
>15yo: DM happi about art
>happi: cool 15yo I groom you
This is my discord hobby. Offending women and grooming children.

>>7671157
Also I want to add, the 15yo probably is a bait, intelligence agencies or honey pot for blackmail. So for those who want to pick up my discord hobby. You must be careful those females are dangerous.

>>7670960
>18-23
I'm actuslly a decade older than that, hah.

>>7670960
Why are the mods in underage?

>>7671166
It is my personal theory Banana is a pedophile and has groomed his entire mod team. That's why.

I’ve been looking at all your work and this is my genuine impression of what ya’ll smell like based on your work and the shit you write under it

>>7671192
Made me laugh

I was working on my tier list but my browser crashed.... twice.
Maybe it's a sign to stop

>>7671192
I smell like platinum ink and Damascus rose oil so you’re absolutely right

>>7671194
You're supposed to screenshot just in case of these events.

>>7671192
I might stink, but you like the way I smell UwU

>>7671210
I wasn't even finished...
I might do it again, fuck it
we ball

>>7671192
>stinks
not true at all

>>7671216
Don't worry, I bet you have the good stink

what happened to that anon that was making a real tierlist

>>7671218
this is not true either... i do not stink at all

>>7671192
I'll have you know I shower daily.

>>7671007
I want to apologize, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night 4am, and I choose violence. To think back, they might be childish but some were quiet tolerant with me. So there's still saving grace. It will be a while before I come back visiting this place. Don't think badly of me.

remember to leave at least one or two comments a day on any piece that catches your fancy. it will save someone's streak

>>7671213
Just updated the users, if you feel like doing an updated one
>>7671192
>stinky
:(

Can we have another most ticklish dad tierlist

>>7671464
Yeah, the problem is that no piece catches my fancy

>>7671464
My pieces literally take a day to get approved
I don't expect people commenting

>>7671464
*turns comments off*

>>7671192
I do NOT stink, okay??? This is SLANDER, just because there's a heatwave rn and i sweat a bit more does not mean i smell bad! I shampoo, body wash, exfoliate, cool water rinse and apply a moisturizer almost everyday, i even use deodorant and perfume when going out. YOUR tier list stinks!

>>7671464
I would but you dumbfugs never turn anon comments on.

>>7671532
I did
In all of mine

>>7671192
The most intense female scent I ever witnessed as a male was from a female friend who invited me for a sleepover.
She was into yoga and all this natural vegan eating stuff and would wear wool socks all the time, probably changing them on a weekly basis if at all. She has very cute anatomically correct feet btw
The whole apartment had a feint scent of her sweat and just losing concentration for a few minutes would be enough to cause a raging boner. Very exhausting social call.

This is my first time ever looking in one of these threads and there are exactly ... 2 drawings. Lol what do you geeks do in here, smooch each other??

>>7671554
No. There's some schizos who derail everything into dramaposting. Unfortunately no smooching. That wouldn't be toxic enough.

>>7671007
>34 years old
>labelled baby
Goo Goo Ga Ga Motherfucker

>>7671007
Who put my nigga slush in underage bruh

>>7671192
>mfw no stinky art girl to throw on my bed, pull her arms over her head and heavily breath and forcibly sniff her stinky wet warm armpit hair while she struggles and moans and whines like a bitch. I want her to fucking hate it, I want to feel her pushing against me to no avail. I want her squeel when she notices my fat boner pushing into her and surrender to her disgusting urges. I want it to get uncomfortable. uncomfortably horny and gross.

>>7671554

Dad threads are like chinese nail houses unfortunately.

>>7670960
>31-39
Dont know if its a good or bad thing. Mentally or skill wise maybe good but if its behavior I hope not.

>>7670960
>18-23
Neat. On the very late end, but still accurate. Sometimes I'm afraid people assume I'm older, because I fall back into autistic ramblings frequently. Communication really isn't easy sometimes... I would have guessed there's more late 20s here though, if I had been the judge.

>>7670960
>18-23
I'm turning 30 next year

>>7671532
Never will.

skulls

Testing, tryna see if the jans accepted my dumbass appeal.

>>7671526
>t. stinky

Thank you jans.

>>7671592
Don't worry about it, Nathan.
You are still young and your autistic ramblings are interesting.
Let's give it our all today!
Clap Clap

I have a crush on you Bloinkov turn anon comments on I want to tell you what I would do to you

Banana's many victims are like the drops in the rain. Even if you could count them all in a second more just keep coming. It's never ending.

How could you possibly count the countless?

which dad is the most ticklish

which dad is the most emotionally vulnerable and easy to manipulate into being fully dependent on me so that i can give them lots of pets and love

>>7670361
Not happening man, I hold just as much bigotry towards women than I do minorities. Every kingdom that gave into women has failed and I shall allow none into mine.
(The kingdom is a metaphor for my art journey.)

>>7671804
cras

>>7671810
true, would love to put him into a cage and beat the shit out of him only then to lovingly nurture him back but he has his comments off

>>7671804
Just gimme 50$ per month

>>7671777
thanks for enjoying my shader

>>7670960
You don't need to read past the very first row to know this list is bullshit
kedskaput stinks of depressed 19-21yo "my life is so over" loser, how can you mistake him as a 40yo guy

>40yo guy
nigga doesn't know that kedskaput is a girl, let alone the gilf that made the tierlist herself

>>7671770
Thanks, thanks. Ganbatte...

>>7671526
>doesnt stink
>needs all those chemicals to mask the scent
Iykyk

>>7671804
I’ll live in a cage in your room but do not feed me estrogen

>>7671192
feels good being a stinkCHAD

>a word not allowed on dad
what? can you get banned for saying tranny? really?

>>7671970
meant to imply the word nazi. my bad
don't know what you can get banned/warned for but i'm not taking my chances
>tranny
not sure if you can say this one on dad either

>>7671972
i've seen people write and draw faggot, nigger and retarded in their subs so i'm not sure you'd get banned for that but maybe people just don't report it, seems trivial regardless

>>7671192
honestly i thought i'd land in the stinky category, but it's accurate to how i am irl (takes daily showers, two if i work out)

>>7671975
yeah probably not a big deal but i do remember when a guy got banned for his username. guess using words in a description/comment might not have the same weight as that
i'm not a nazi anyhow. no idea what that dream was about

>>7671809
Thats great because Cobbeli is a man

It's time.

>>7672157
Please go easy on me...

>>7672148
>>7672157
Hope you will do this again at some point, because I really couldn't put much effort into my submission today...

>>7671972
Wad draws literal swastikas and nothing happens doe. He’s a literal nazi

>>7672196
proof

>>7672157
no1curr

Who is the DAD you are most indifferent to? A DAD you utterly do not care about in the slightest.

S: tried and submitted fully rendered pieces
A: sketches with appeal, detail oriented, tight line control and/or a spark of greatness get bumped up here
B: just phoning it in or unaware of the tier-list, rendered pieces with less appeal or rushed
C: poorer sketches in function or effort
D: really bad sketches or low effort

I feel like further break down of scores or feed back would be pretty pointless.
It's obvious everyone knows where they are on the list.

I downloaded all the images so I won't be influenced by who it is.

>>7672226
i cant believe rendered was a prerequisite to S

>>7672226
1/3 of your S tier is a pedophile AI artist <3 representation <3

>>7672226
woah are these types of random skill checks common, ngl i kinda like them
>B -tier
I wonder if i could have gotten higher if i actually went ahead and rendered a little or if i would have just been bottlenecked by being shit in other catagories.
>>A: sketches with appeal, detail oriented, tight line control and/or a spark of greatness get bumped up here
Ok it's likely the latter. Very insightful, thanks anon.

also forgot to ask
>I downloaded all the images so I won't be influenced by who it is.
can you just bulk download an entire days worth of a gallery?

>>7672226
you did kedskaput dirty with that one. it's a lovely apple mosaic

it seems almost no one actually knew what you were judging on though, haha. good effort in your list though.

I really hate how you can't join challenges the day when they start.
It's annoying, it has happened dozens of times, I find out about the challenge, it's the day of, definitely have time to start participating in it, and have the desire to do so, no one has submitted anything either, but since it's THE DAY, it's not longer possible.

At least move it so you can't join 1 day into the challenge, doing it so you can't join when there's still almost 24 hours for the first submission is RETARDED.

>>7672226
forgot that was supposed to be today, sorry
:(

>>7672258
banana should just make it so that you can join a challenge at any time but can't leave it once it starts

>>7672226
>a tier
nice

>>7672226
>c tier
aw

>>7672292
A tier here, from this moment on you are my SLAVE

>>7672308
orz
Y-Yes master...

>>7672226
who are the S DADs

>>7672226
>B
Jokes on you, i was expecting D

>>7672226
>my shit tier sketchs
>A
youre a gay furry arent you?

>>7672226
This tier list is out of the blue but im happy with an a tier

>>7672226
I love waking up to things that will ruin the rest of my day. Thank you. Reminds me of why i shouldnt post online.

>>7672357
Just draw for you, bro
Thats all that matters

>>7672359
Hard to do when others perceive it and judge it for no reason aside from making the few happy while putting down the others.

>>7672360
you can't judge well based off a single submission. i thought this dude was going to go in depth with an entire month of submissions to look at but this one is actually very useless. ignore it if it hurts.

>>7672360
my submission yesterday got ranked pretty low too but then i see dads with art i like get placed low and dads with art i couldnt care less about get placed high and remember art is subjective. one person's opinion on 4chan doesn't equate to fact or objectivity. dont let one tier list rob all the people who do like your work of getting to see it

let the pain of judgement wash over you until the only thing left is your soul, then use what's left to draw more loomis heads. this is how you make it. i promise.

>>7672369
this, that tier list is pretty garbage lol

>>7672389
actually i got b tier, so it's a great tier list

Oh great I've gone from the bottom of every single tier list to second rung from the bottom of every tier list in about a month.
I'll be seeing you losers from the top by February.

>>7672357
just draw better, stop doodleslop uploads and click the "every other day" button instead

>the cope

you were warned today would be judgment day, you chose to slop

>>7672357
Just don't care

>>7672400
I just want a tracker. I dont want to improve and my rating is in the middle, which is fair considering the output, its about being seen and rated that is annoying. If i drew every other day, i would just doodleslop anyways. At least i doodleslop every day right now.

>>7672402
king at bottom lol

starting Next Monday, I will evaluate everyone's daily submissions. DAILY ONLY. and on the following monday, Post a tierlist featuring my favorite submission from each daily dad.

along with one word to go along with it.

the tiers will be

"Favorites" and "Beautiful Art"

it's a very wholesome list and i hope you'll all do your best.

>>7672428
Start doing it immediately, tomorrow, why wait until Monday? pussy ass nigga.

>>7672430
Haha, you said it fellow DAD!! I love you and your jokes, but tomorrow and all this weekend I'm playing Donkey Kong Bonanza on my Nintendo Switch 2 all day!!! My Wife already cooked bread for me to enjoy, and I have no children!!

>>7672428
why dont you use the time to work on your own art instead

>>7672226
I would've cared about this if I recieved a compliment, but since I landed in mid tier it doesn't really touch me because I think of my own art higher.

>>7672428
Could you please not do that?

>>7672226
Omg happyboy

>>7672428
any excuse not to draw

Enough tierlists.

Confession time. GO!

>>7669604
no i just comment on what i like or find notable, it's not a favour i expect to be returned

>>7672226
lame, too many people in A and no one in S is actually good either, I'll show you a true skill check tierlist, and it wont be based on 1 day only

>>7672471
im 20 lbs overweight

>>7672226
Wack, doesn't seem to abide by the stated criteria. No bias since I'm not even there.

You can't guess where I'm the most ticklish

>>7672471
I stopped having a crush after the portrait challenge.

>>7672471
i've always been close to 400lbs for most of my adult life, and i'm at the point where i'm unsure whether it's mostly fat or muscle because i've been hitting the gym real hard for the past few years

>>7672481
>>7672496
im the first anon but youre more than double my weight

>>7672471
i sometimes masturbate to mean chat messages from my friend and save them in a folder

>>7672496
There's a bodybuilder's body underneath all that fat.

>>7669537 (OP)
How do you join the Discord?

>>7672511
>Discord: You must have a DAD streak of at least 14 to join. Message vastian0988 on Discord for an invite.

>>7672512
Do I need to send him nudes?

>>7672513
no. they are a nice person, dont bother them more than you need to please

>>7672514
Ok, can I at least cover my asshole? don't worry, I'll include the hairy balls.

ever since women were outlawed on dad and homosexual hegemony was established things weren't the same...
I recall and miss the women sometime...

>>7672493
Where are you ticklish?

>>7672517
I'm really ticklish on my feet

>>7672471
I think my art is cool

>>7672520
Why are you ticklish on you feet?

>>7672522
What kind of question is that

>>7672226
I forgot about the tierlist, so I'll take a B.

>>7672524
I'm just curious

>>7672527
I don't know why they are they just are...

A second skill check tier list has hit the thread.

>>7672537
If I ignore the int/ beg ratings and just go by who I'm tiered with I'm actually really flattered <3

>>7672537
I have been here longer than quite a few of people who are active now, I just forgot my last username from many years ago.
I never got why people got so offended at tier lists, but this one has made me seethe.

You are officially my mortal enemy, and I will work 1000 times as hard to dunk on you and rape you irl.

>>7672537
>low int
I guess I need to post my real work and not my warmups and scribbles rip. I'm kinda offended.......

>>7672537
i get orangexcesess, ocos, rotbomb, zanzalur, chooby and many others in mid int, but cras? i wouldve rather put parak333t, kachi, heartratemonitor, haebermani and oliviet in there

How many references do you have?

>>7672537
damn, anon. couldn't even give me a pity spot on your list?

>>7672537
>mid beg
Such a sweetheart
I'll start my comic when I hit high beg

>>7672560
Very few. Less than 50 images. I just search for what I need online and drag it to pureref.

>>7672546
cras has some of the best color understanding on the site, decent perspective, can animate fairly well and a unique/appealing artstyle. he used to be better in general going by his older work but he has too many brainworms eating at him
parak333t's gallery consists of 90% painterly studies be it from other artists or photos, and i'm pretty sure the few works he has are also heavily referenced,his weakest spot are his figures which are somewhat stiff and disproportionate
kachi could be mid int, i remember enjoying his bald dude paintings quite a bit but he also does a lot of studies and the few pieces he has in between are mostly cute girl in a void/simple background
heartratemonitor i don't really see it, his sketching is below even low int with big perspective issues even on his finished stuff
haebermani yeah i can see it, only checked her last two pages which were a lot more low effort/studies
oliviet his colors tend to be on the dull/muddy side sometimes and his work is a bit too messy/unfinished looking for mid int

>>7672537
>mid int
I don't really see it especially when compared to the other artists in that group. I feel like my stuff is kind of boring and soulless, but thank you regardless!

huh....look at what i found in the archives....

>>7672537
>I'm not on top
kek, list discarded

>>7672537
Buckley and his slopfest of soulless studies is not on the same level as the rest of the artists you included him with.

>>7672471
I think I'm becoming a faggot, for some time now I have been dreaming about cock and other anons for a while now and I'm scared that it will actually make me do something silly

>>7672726
hahaha, what if you came to LONDON and we did silly stuff together, just us boys? ;)

>>7672471
Sometimes I post shit in the thread to rile people up for personal entertainment

>>7672726
join us join us join us

>>7672537
BristleBun in beg but nsix in mid int???

>>7672726
if im >>7670839 can you give me something to think about

>>7672667
I hope meru is ok

>>7672537
>My crush on high beg
erm... no? Could you change it so he is at least in the mid int tier? Thanks.

>>7672788
the only way he is getting out of there is with a cock cage so he stops gooning so much and starts drawing more

Wake up DADs, enough tiershit, kingobelly, wad war retardation. NEW DADCAST IS OUT NOW!
Come listen to it and make schizoposts about this instead!
Here's the link: https://youtu.be/ -aDcL5Vhm44

Enjoy!
Also feel free to comment your thoughts and criticism on it. There's a lot I had to leave out but I'd like to make the next one better, so speak up on what you think.

>>7672795
>https://youtu.be/ -aDcL5Vhm44
waow, CLAP CLAP

>>7672795
>Originally recorded on 2023-11-03
You had me and then you lost me. But really good stuff!

>>7672795
why did this take almost 2 years to release? why are there two episodes missing? and how do you pick who you interview, dad discord?

>>7672744
Nsix has been getting real nice on his anatomy and putting in some real effort while I was either not drawing at all or drawing low effort trad scribbles. It's seems legit to me, especially if the tierlist was based on our most recent works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>7672795
It was a pretty fun experience, thanks for having me Vastian!

I know it's pretty tough finding time to edit god knows how many hours of podcast in a concise format, so I appreciate your efforts o7

Hopefully we get another one in 2028!

I was thinking about how there used to be dad streams periodically for crits and chatting. Would anyone be interested in that making a comeback? Or is that kind of interaction basically covered by the discord?

>>7672797
T-thanks
>>7672799 >>7672809 >>7672816
Thank you. The next one will roll faster...
It took a while because I wanted to do some fancy shit again, a change of setup, etc and a lot of stuff got in the way. So I made it exist first, next one will be better.
The missing episodes are a short, a long, and a short story.
As for how guests are picked, it's mostly up to whoever wants to make the effort to be featured. In the past I've asked both here and on discord. That generates a pool of candidates and then it's up to the person to step up.
>>7672821
The crit streams are brought up like an hour in...
Those were always a standalone thing, and it's never really been replicated on discord. They were always an open community event, handled by a willing party, on some adequate streaming platform.
If you want to take a stab at it, feel free to try! If you want to try setting something up either on your own or with someone else, don't doubt to reach out. It's been a...while, since the last one, but I can help if needed.

Oh, thinking about it, I don't know if there's really any archives of old crit streams. Can't say if those were the first ones, but Kringle used to do them for quite a while. But unless there were others, or she left VODs uploaded on her twitch, perhaps the only archive is the recording of the one with Seben & Octorypo/ the one I did.
I'll check if I have a mega link to that and post it later if you guys are interested. I'm pretty sure Seben and I hosted one sometime after that one. But it was on Picarto and I'm not sure if he has it archived. I'll look into it.

>>7672813
You're being modest. Nsix being two tiers above you is clearly ridiculous. Same tier, arguable, maybe. Even your most recent page's commission stuff and their page is pretty clear. I think tierlister didn't look that closely

I hate how stiff and lifeless my art looks.... screw my stupid beg life!

>>7672843
You know what else looks really stiffy right now...? ;^)

(my art as well. Fuck gestures man)

What if you record a DADcast and then make it before it's even released
That would be a huge power move ngl

There are no dads skilled enough to host a meaningful crit stream any more

i don't wanna be critted no more....the last tierlists have left me bruised and beaten....

can we get a heckin wholesome tierlist, like cutest dads

>>7672910
AND WHAT IF I'M PUT IN THE LEAST CUTE DAD??? >:(

>>7672916
then we'll politely assume you made the tierlist and are just being humble

>>7672903
If I did a crit stream it would only be for dads that request it. The goal is to offer productive advice, not shit on people

don't let the bedbugs bite

>>7672795
Listening through it right now. It's really nice and seeing things through other DAD's is really inspiring ngl.
Makes it feel like im part of a small community. <3

>>7672226
I'm not at the absolute bottom? Holy shit

>>7672471
I phone it in almost daily. I’m just lazy sometimes

>>7672537
this list was made by a /beg/

the post above me was made by a /beg/

this thread is sponsored by /begs/ we'll be back right after this message-

>>7672495
Who was it? Teal?

>>7672795
You pretending to have a deeper voice than you actually have, big man? Don't be afraid to tell the truth - we're in an anonymous board.

>>7673053
No, I'm not gay and knew Teal was a guy from the start. It was someone else and it was cause she wasn't my type nor how I imagined her to look.
Still why do so many anons think Teal was a girl? What kind of girl is so into drawing moe blobs in military outfits in sick perspective? lel

>>7673066
What girl DAD is it

>>7673072
It was YOU, now stop being noisy.

>>7673066
Doggie?

>>7673066
I never implied he was a girl tho, I was just asking who it was. It could easily be a girl or guy.

>>7672226
>>7672537
lol, gonna give me an inflated ego and get performance anxiety, still, enjoying drawing is more important than how other people rank you, it isn't a race really. I also enjoy the random topic tierlists more, even if i get called stinky
>>7672471
a comment i got made me blush

>>7672813
I feel like you're being modest. i think you should be higher than beg for sure.
july was an awful month for me :(
hope things get better next month.

>>7672537
>mid-beg
ngl i see people i'm grouped with that should be atleast a tier higher than me, feel a bit miffed on their behalf but being in the same group is bumping up my ego atleast

Everyone lurking post your current WIP now!!!!!!!!

>>7673108
sigh... you got me. I have none.

>drawing, decide to go to bed since its like 3:00am
>start drawing again next evening, drawing gets slightly altered because the idea i had of it in my head changed over time
>looks bad because the really messy sketch i made was tailored for that version and future me doesn't bother to look at the sketch enough to refresh memory
>only realise this in the final steps, at that point tired of current piece and just want to move on
man this sucks i wish i wasn't so stupid
>>7673108

I have nobody else to tell my biggest fear, but you guys are the closest thing I have to confide in.
My biggest fear is when I have to take a massive dump, the dry kind, and I know it's going to hurt like hell trying to push it out. I just went through it again and it wasn't the worst but it still hurt a little. Just wanted to toss that into the universe.

>>7673163
As someone who has been constipated for about 20% of his childhood i feel you buddy... I never take a nice easy soft poop for granted knowing the next one could easily be one of my childhood assrippers

>>7673174
Yup. 100%
I used to lay on the bathroom floor moaning in agony at the constipation. Fortunately it's not lethal but it fucking sucks and is debilitating at times.

all the best /dad/s seem to upload in the first 4 hours. Always has been always will be

>>7673080
nta but doggie is cute and I would

Which dad is the most ticklish?

>>7673313
stop asking that! stop asking that! stop asking that!

>>7673281
Today's first 4 hours' submissions tierlist?

>>7672471
I've let Art get in the way of both romantic and familial relationships because I refuse to compromise and subdue this deep passion I have. I'm starting to accept the high likelihood of becoming very much alone doing this, but I love it.

I hate it when DADs change their profile pics to something dumber. It speaks volumes when "modernizing" things to feel fresh is nothing more than taking a sledgehammer and a pile of shit and see what you can do with them to create something new.

>>7673377
draw your own pfp challenge

>>7673377
i'm very proud of my profile picture because it's sugoi

>>7673383
i painted mine and no1curr

What did you guys draw while listening to dadcast?

>>7672471
I don’t know why I draw anymore or what I want out of art or anything
I’m just going through the motions

>>7673383
truth NUKE: people who don't draw their own pfp are NGMI

>>7673404
That is a very cute picture. :3 I didnt draw anything while listening to it.. But it was nice to listen to.

>>7672471
i love all the girl dads who draw their self-inserts with husbandos. i want to be free like them

>>7673006
I'm glad you enjoyed it, anon. We need more community things like this, ngl.

Speaking of: anyone has any suggestions for the next guest? It's always up to the person to accept of course. But I guess suggestions can always encourage them + provide an idea of what the general userbase is interested in.
>>7673061
For the last time: I am NOT Pirate Roachware!
>>7673108
I kinda posted them earlier, but I guess I can post the second polka miku. I'm also doing a coule comics. Do you guys keep a drawing log?
>>7673140
Do you also redo sketches and change the drawing a bunch of times to autistically match the exact idea you have for the thing?

>>7673332
What's wrong with the question

>>7673355
David Lynch called it the art life.
You persist on very little, isolated and undistracted. Disappearing into your work for months at a time, sustaining yourself on coffee and cigarettes and one meal a day, but you're in that creative headspace non stop. You live very cheaply almost like a neet or a monk, but you're more productive making art than you would be at any job.
You wake in the morning ready to draw and paint and don't stop until the early hours. Everything is hyperfocused on the work and the hours that go into the art and everything else sort of fits around that huge chunk of time if it can. It can be a lonely life but you'll never find a place where you make better quality of work.
Lynch talked about living in Baltimore in the slum housing where poor blacks lived and working on macabre and abstract fine art paintings. What little contact with the outside world he did have was few and far between. On the one occasion he did bring a girl back to his place, she immediately freaked out as he took her into his subterranean studio basement full of weird art and ran away in fear. His family thought he had legitimately gone nuts. It can be a weird way to exist and the vast majority of people aren't going to understand, but there is a precedent for this kind of way of living.

Did you guys like my drawing today?

>>7672471
I make so little from.commissions because the market is in such a crater right now. I probably only make like $50 a week despite drawing all day 7 days a week. I know I could make more if I went back to the office shit I did for most of my adult life but I'd rather be a happy asocial art making loser than some faggot selling insurance for a comfortable middle class living that would constantly irritate me.

>>7673459
Please invite wad over. If he says yes we have the questions.

>>7673391
i liked it doll lady, thought you faded your picture at first for some reason but then i noticed it was a water color drawing that you did

>>7673383
hehe i wanted to host this challenge since i was talking about this a few threads back but i realised i never reached level 4, hopefully a big strong dad can host it for us... ( or we can wait a few weeks until i can host it)

there's like 5 challenges running through august, maybe put it at the start of sept

>>7673404
I was just enjoying myself with a store-bought pina colada.

they are skinning sens alive in her sleep tonight

>>7673561
you noticed!? that makes me happy. i took the photo as well so it still was my work even if it wasnt my drawing before

>>7673404
loomis heads

>>7673404
I think this should be the OP picture on the next thread

>>7673479
Ah, so that's what it takes. I'm getting a new hobby. Thank you.

I don't get it , do i need to design a mobile home like an RV, or just a living space?

>>7673477
Stop fucking doing that!

Whoever loses their streak today is gay.

FUCK these rich tech bro programmers coming into my DAD and stealing my DAD crush. I'm so fucking sick of people!

Well DADs, it’s been an awesome ride. I started with you guys a month ago just to fuck around, and I ended up studding the entire human body. I lost my streak on day 18 so i stopped posting as much since then, but id like to share my progress with you. Uni is about to start, so I wont have enough time to draw or post, but im very thankful for the experience. You guys are all right.

>>7674122
NAMES, RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

>>7674049
But it's a valid question! I want to know

ANON HAS A CRUSH ON KEDSKAPUT!!!!!

>>7674131
You'll be black. They always come black.

I wanna go daily for a bit and go back to every other day but the about page has this, can i just assume its outdated? pretty sure people earlier in the thread said it isn't true anyway but i'm not sure if they're just trolls trying to kill your streak.

>>7672471
I cant feel my dick when i sit down for a while cause of my posture, but if i sit normally my ass hurts like hell

No one has a crush on me so there’s no point in drawing, except to distract from the fear of living, but I’ll keep my streak anyway

>>7674304
ill let you have a crush on me if you lose your streak and allow me to progress past you

>>7672471
I have wished I was a woman for years now but I would never ever do anything about it

>>7673459
I'll be the number one DAD.
You'll have the privilege to interview me when that time comes. I'm so close.

>>7673459
you should only interview page 1 dads, interview a girl

>>7674326
Same.

>>7674369
This

>>7673502
Done. He doesn't seem very interested though. King doesn't feel like he has much to contribute so he has declined the offer as well. The double feature Wad-King episode is dead on the water. Sorry.
>>7674131
I am happy you've made good use of the site, good one anon. Hope we see you back.
>>7674367
Alright, hurry up anon so we can have a new episode before two years go by again...
>>7674369 >>7674389
Both criteria are met by one of the potential candidates. So you guys might get your wish granted.

Sigh, why is drawing a somewhat anime-ish cartoony half human half animal face, without it looking like shit, so hard?

>>7674411
Anyone on the first three pages. Too bad about King.

>>7674411
when will the next DADcast be?

>>7674411
>Sigh, why is drawing a somewhat anime-ish cartoony half human half animal face, without it looking like shit, so hard?

How are you at doing either before combining humans and animals?

>>7674411
HI! It's me Cobbeli! Why don't you sign me up, I'm ready!
First thing. I'm the Queen to his King. If I say we go, he can't say no. And I don't take no talk back, or he knows hes gunna get smacked.

This nigga King won't buy me a ring he's such a joker, he'd rather be home alone using a stroker.

I'm taking his bitch ass to DADcast. And he better propose and kiss my toes. OR IM GUNNA PULL OUT MY GLOCK AND SHOOT OFF HIS FUCKING COCK!!!!

>>7674256
It's outdated info yeah, I change frequency to weekly when I'm on vacation or whatnot, and I still have my streak
Check the dates here if you want proof

https://dad.gallery/submissions/367869
https://dad.gallery/submissions/368673
https://dad.gallery/submissions/368833

I guess I'll have to put in the effort and draw everyday if being on the first pages is a requirement to be interviewed by the beloved discord guardian and legitimate deep voice haver Vastian.
I'll just post timers the days I don't feel like drawing. That seems to be ok from what I've seen.

>>7674559
I'll take your word for it
>>7674304
who cares about that anon, i feel like a DAD having a crush on you would be uncomfortable, like you're being watched by this unknown entity

>>7673459
>anyone has any suggestions for the next guest?
Here is the most mysterious dads I would be interested in knowing more about. I think you can probably ask all of these since I don't think many of them would give an interview.
In any order: Teall, Kedskaput, Oliviet, Regret by new Order, Not Important, Barhadir, Orangeexcess, Tiezhu, Ocos

>>7674615
I think unless you're an older DAD there wouldn't really be a need for an interview even if you are curious about them personally since they wouldn't have that much to add about their DAD experience or their journey over the years.
Ocos, Oliviet or Kedskaput from that list would fit but doubt any of them would agree to an interview.
Also some of them you can probably stalk on X, slide into their DMs and ask them questions directly if you got the balls.

>>7673459
I NEED a 10 hr podcast of cras berating himself over every little insignificant thing

>>7673459
>Speaking of: anyone has any suggestions for the next guest?
Anyone that makes a living with their art.

>>7674659
10 hours is a little too much.. I couldnt speak for that long. But im happy to hear that you are having fun with how pathetic i am. :3

Self deprecation is so fucking repulsive.

>>7673459
>Do you also redo sketches and change the drawing a bunch of times to autistically match the exact idea you have for the thing?
Nah, i have a very "once your done your done" mentality with drawing (and other stuff in life), i split up a task into sub tasks and don't even think about how they relate to one another until i get the final product and once i've completed one of those tasks i don't touch it ever again, works well in all other aspects of life and makes long boring tasks bearable but ngl it's been pretty detremental to how i approach drawing so i'll try and change things up. Issue is when i think of drawing/painting as this long drawn out continous process that i will have to repeatedly itterate on, my brain will just view it as something i need to run away from and i end up procrastinating and going into "thinking about drawing but not actually doing so" mode. I'm 50% sure i have adhd or something because i know thats a weird mindset to have and i do a bunch of other weird stuff like checking if a door is locked 10 times in a row over the course of like 30 mins. Anyway thank you for reading my blog post I'd rather not have them under my submissions because i don't want to be identified and i want any comments to be about my art and not whatever shit i'm feeling that day.

>>7674767
To be fair arrogance is really repulsive as well.

>>7674615
>be me
>watch niconico convention streams from home with my online friends
>looks really fun and I want to be interviewed too
>finally turn 18 and can leave the house
>travel 5 hours to the nearest large convention
>put on my homemade literary girl cosplay
>enter the dealer's hall
>search out the niconico booth
>they call me up for my turn
>suddenly remember i've talked to no one for the past 18 years of my life
>too late to back out now
>they ask me what my favorite anime is
>manage to stutter out "b-b-bb-boku no pico"
>comments on the screen go wild
>/a/ loves me!
>continue to drop gratuitous amounts of spaghetti for the next 30 seconds
>muster up all my courage to give a shoutout to my online friends from another board
>/a/ hates me!
>days later
>someone links me a video
>"anon girl loves boku no pico"

I will not be agreeing to another interview again in my life. sorry anon.

>>7674615
>List is every dad woman
Make it subtle

>>7674837
I'm a woman too, I follow no ulterior motive...
>>7674625
It's simply people with an interesting artstyle or technique that I'd like to know more about, not just in relation with dad but with their art journey in general

>>7674827
>things my brain will randomly make me remember before sleep folder
public speaking sucks, had a similar experience when I graduated college and had to give a speech only to start stuttering on stage and then crying in frustration, hope people thought i was just emotional for graduating and not a bumbling retard. Still at least mine wasn't immortalized on the internet.

>>7674816
Definitely.

todays best submission award goes to :

if you have not submitted yet its not my problem.

>>7675017
waow, he's literally me (not literally)

how accurate is the document time info on krita documents, i feel like its WAYYY longer then i've actually worked on my piece

what happened?
These DAD had some pretty good streaks...

The incident...if you know...you know....

>>7675112
they're gay

>>7675112
banana got to them

>>7672471
>>7674326
>>7674387
Everyone I did plein air with today was trans or nonbinary including me

>>7675273
Hope all of you get bad diarrhea

>>7675325
why

I rushed my submission today... sorry dads I was doomscrolling twitter and lost my willpower a bit

>>7675273
If there was ever an appropriate time to call someone mentally ill, this is it.

tldr on all the drama that has happened in the last few years? last drama I was around for was the Pera ban.
Was Banana finally arrested for the kids in his basement?

>>7675525
We've AI slop drama now

>>7672231
I watched John draw pieces from scratch in Drawpile, he's a pervert but can draw

>>7675689
He copies directly from an ai image he generates, you can tell when he tries to do something without it. He's just dishonest about it now.

erectin a dispenser

I heard Subu uses AI and has a really small penis

My penis is pretty big for a 4 incher.

>>7675689
once that AI stink is on you, it doesn't go off

>>7674615
I don't think think I would make for a particularly interesting dadcast, cause like >>7674625 said, I don't really have anything interesting to say about dad or drawing in general yet.
But if you have any specific questions, you can just ask me directly. Either through discord or if you wanna stay anonymous, I try to always turn anonymous comments on on dad.

>>7673459
invite our beloved pdfiles and ask them quirky questions
damn i would've loved to hear from kachi

>>7673459
Invite Banana and have Christ Hansen ask him to take a seat.

Which female DAD can beat me up? I weigh 45 kilos and am 166 cm tall

>>7675983
Don't involve us in your fetish

>>7675992
please...just break one of my fingers....just one....

>>7675983
Im jealous..

Which dad could beat me in a tickle fight? I'm 177cm and 85kg.

>>7675983
Damn u underweight af eat some borgors g. Damn.

rip Ratt, wonder what made him want to nuke his acc.
Guess enjoy your time with your DAD before they one day just poof out of existence.

>>7676289
He was the guy making the AI posts

>>7676289
aw they were nice to talk to

>>7676402
to be fair i think i also wrote Cobelli once or twice in these threads, just seems more natural than two b's

todays best drawing by:

>>7676402
"she" is a he
may 11

>>7676485
you know what, after looking through their older works you may have a point.

>>7671192
>fungal infection
wtf did i do

>>7675983
i am 1 cm shorter than you and have 10 kilos on you

>>7676733
wow, fat ass

The secret dwarf cabal rules DAD from the mines

silence, youngbeard. the overlanders must never know

do cobbeli and king know you don't have to draw digitally in mspaint using a 2 pixel wide pencil tool?

>>7676742
yeah. slapping my belly and burping rn

pixel brush only artists are some of the most powerful ones out there
I follow a bunch on twitter and dont know how tf they do it

Heads up to all those posting their portrait that you WILL be rated for your looks and assumed what kind of person you are.

>>7676289
what did he post so I may remember him. Anime stuff?

>>7676857
don't make me nuke my account too >:(
>>7676885
his acc is still up for now

>>7676857
I assume the worst
>>7676742
I’m 158cm and closer to 70 kilos…

>>7676402
Wow. So King is just typing to himself to gauge Cobbeli's reaction before he says something cringe to her like, "Be my QUEEEEEN!"?

....you know what, I respect that King. Very tactical. I wouldn't have known if this clear and undeniable proof wasn't right in front of me.

someone explain to me why furries are super gay?

like. honest question. we re all friends here, you can tell the truth

>>7676932
if you're gonna fuck a thing that looks like an animal you're gonna fuck anything

>>7676890
literally 0 reason for people to delete their accounts. Like just leave it up and come back to it maybe some time in the future.

>>7676949
discord drama

What happened??
I looked up to you guys

>>7677027

When a DAD dies, lifelessly still on the floor, their streak leaking out their mortal flesh, look not at once was. Put their husk in the rear view mirror, and gaze upon the road paved in their efforts. Every step was an accomplishment. They leave in their wake more than just 30 minutes of drawing daily, they leave legacy. Inspiration. Have you ever looked back on the dads who came before? You can steal a lot of great ideas from them, and they'll never know it. They're not here anymore.

Omg, piece of shit website thinks that my post is spam if I try to reply to more than 3 people at once or some shit. Unbearable.
>>7674414
Most candidates I think I can easily pull into a recording booth are in the first 3 pages, actually. Kinda goes in hand with them being on the site for a long time.
>>7674415
Couldn't say, really. First we need a guest. Then a recording. And then it depends on how long it takes Seben to edit the audio, and me to put the video together. Whenever something in production though, I do my best to post updates on how it's going.

>>7676485
>>7676509
I'm 65 percent sure she's a girl? Some of her posts strongly imply that. I mean she must be otherwise King wouldn't be OBSSESSED with her. One thing I know about King is that he's not gay.
He may be a pedo like Muhammed(Police be upon him), but not gay.

>>7677210
Can you at least do a 1 minute interview with cobelli just to confirms she's not a guy? Thank you.

For King's peace of mind that is.

Cut my hair today and realized my stimulants have increasingly accelerated my hairloss over the past year. If I previously thought that I would only become noticeably bald/hair thin until I was in my late 30s, now I'm convinced I will reach that before I turn 30.
What do I choose? my hair or the gains I can make by abusing my meds? (I'm already on Fin and Minox, so despite the hairloss treatment the stimulants are still fucking my shit up)

>>7677219
What's the point of looking good with muscles if you're bald? You'll just look like a veiny dick like what's his face and his bughatti.

Keep your hair and make memories. Too much muscle is overated.

>>7677220
I think he was referring to art gains, and stimulants like Adderall, which can cause hair loss if abused. Adderall can also fuck with you sleep, and not getting enough of it really speeds up saying bye to your hair.

>>7677225
Oh, lol. In that case he should shave it all off like a disciplined monk and use and abuse his meds to meditate on his art till he reaches true enlightenment.

>>7677225
>>7677220
You are both correct, stimulants have gave me all around life gains. I finally have enough time/push to do all of my hobbies consistently, which does include art and the gym.
It's genuinely the choice between "fulfilled life and bald (ugly/old)" vs "dysfunctional/miserable life and full set of hair for at least a couple more decades (retain my youth)".

Gotta break my post up into pieces so it doesn't get auto detected as spam, I guess. -_-
>>7674532
Fine, I think? Thing is, for either I can easily look up references. I admit though, I could do a lot more head studies. I also run a lot into this problem of not really having a preferred way of stylizing things. So I tend to always draw everything differently every time.
>>7674550
Nice try schizo, but I now you're not Cobbeli. I will send this to the real one and ask though. Don't think he/she'll be interested though. Will ask the ones mentioned by >>7674615 as well. I haven't really spoken much with most of them, so couldn't say if they'd be interested.
>>7674605 >>7674625
Well, this has come up so far with most people I've asked. It seems to be a common sentiment that only a long time user of the site would be interesting.
If you want my take on it: I think both new and old users can be really interesting. New users offer very fresh perspectives and interesting stories about how they came across the site and/or why they started drawing (since they often only started recently). And old users can have a lot of interesting stuff to share and stories to tell. If anything, the people dead in the middle have the highest potential to be "boring".

Iet's say, if, hear me out, if happyboy joins dad, will he be attacked in the comments? Will he be even allowed to post, or will he not be allowed to join. I heard he felt like doing 60 days of painting hyper Lines.

>>7674659
I've spoken to him before and he's pleasant to listen to. Would be painful to hear him breaking down in audio format though...
>>7674792
Interesting. I'm the complete opposite. I can constantly re draw something non stop because it doesn't meet my extremely autistic criteria of being "right".
I'm with you on the big task causing avoidance though.
>Issue is when i think of drawing/painting as this long drawn out continous process that i will have to repeatedly itterate on, my brain will just view it as something i need to run away from and i end up procrastinating and going into "thinking about drawing but not actually doing so" mode.
I experience the exact same and I'm 99% sure I have ADHD. Shit's hard to deal with sometimes. I did make a drawing log recently though, where I write what I'm working on and what I'll work on next. It's been helping a lot. I'd recommend you give it a try (can go more into detail if you're interested)
>>7674827
lmao you remind me of when I was at the speed dating thing at the anime con. (internal screaming commences again)
Don't worry anon, you could actually try. We can just never post it if you think the end result is really that bad.
That's the lore behind the missing episodes btw, for those who asked. Essentially the guest felt like the thing didn't really go well, or they were rather uncomfortable with it being posted. So it ended up being scrapped.
>>7674840
You know, one idea I had to prevent the whole "Interview regarding X, Y and Z" from getting stale, was to inject some kind of segment of discussion with the guest, and make it bout some art related topic they're experienced/interested in. Could be a back and forth if someone generic or more one sided if it's something specific/that neither host knows about.
Like, for example, if Apricot were on I'd make that segment about watercolors.
What's the opinion on that?

>>7677241
He was already banned, so Banana would just ban him again for Ban-evasion.

>>7677259
Hello Vastian. Can you gather all the no draw "weak-ly" posters like Vastian into a DADcast episode and give them a final ultimatum to start drawing daily again within the week or they'll be reset back to 0 like the no draws they really are.

Thank you.

>>7677260
Fucking banana stopping greatness.
Captcha: MXAMAD

Can someone please tell banana to unban happyboy? Let bygone b bygone, trust me on this. Let it go.

>>7677325
Email him with a sincere apology.
Banan was always a decent and kind hearted man before the demon of Islam invaded his heart and he became a child murdering psycho. You can still reach his good side if your words are pure and respectful.

>>7677259
>Could be a back and forth if someone generic or more one sided if it's something specific/that neither host knows about.
Yes, that sounds great. If it's not too much effort please. It would be interesting to see how experiences differ between older and newer dads. I'm sure everyone has something unique to contribute about their own art journey.

>>7677325
>>7677328
Make sure you include your age of consent retardism in the email, that will melt his heart.

>>7677331
What did this happyguy do that got him banned. I'm always out to support someone in need but if he's a serial pedo himself I think I should know before he rapes my goodwill.

>>7677336
https://dad.gallery/users/2381

>>7677338
>>7677340
Mmmm. As much as I respect all of this, he won't last long even if he was allowed back. I'd just soil my good name if he acts out again.

Sorry happyguy, you're on your own.

>>7677338
>>7677340
>>7677347
Come on give me a chance, I just want to draw and upload on DAD even if all my criticism just went through their heads, became rent free, while they are on artwork and critique board. Funny how they are on artwork and critique but they can't accept critique. Till today, still find it humorous. I am offering an olive branch. I hope someone will inform, DAD. Let me know okay! You guys can do it!

>>7677385
Tell you what. Ask Vastian to make DADcast of you explaining why you're misunderstood or changed your ways. If all goes well, I'm sure you'll let back on.

>>7677391
First of all, what is Vastain and what is DADcast? Second of all, what the fuck? Anyways, it is best to let bygone be bygone. Free my shackles, I am offering an olive branch.

Yeah this guy >>7677426 is a clown. Let him rot. Holy shit.

How do you even get banned from DAD, just draw nigga

>>7677447
It is all a misunderstanding, some nodraws was hiding amongst the DAD and was spamming happyboy everywhere, and they attacked me, I thought they wanted to play, so I used my autism and find out who they are, and what they do for a living, and realize they all goofy kids. They are quite charming and adorable, all of them have a life outside of DAD and 4chan. I have let go of it long ago, apparently they did not, still under the illusion of the nodraws.

>>7677458
I assume you are lying about the story.
But this is actually something I've thought about, there's really nothing stopping a troll/someone who hates you enough for "x" reason, to try their hardest to impersonate you to try to get you banned.

Sure there's always been joke posts, like the "Cobbelli" one earlier in the thread, but an actual effort to try to incriminate you, how would you even prove your innocence? everything spirals after that, people treat you different, other trolls fan the flames, it escalates, and you eventually get banned.

>>7677491
banana doesn't ban people for what they post on /ic/ anymore, think he disavowed the website some time ago, which is why you have DADs who have no idea this place exists

>>7677211
kinda reads tranny to me in all honesty, even as beginners there's some difference in sensibilities between men and women's work and cobbeli's stuff leans more towards autistic man.

Which dad is the most ticklish?

>trip hop playlist set
>references opened
>huge cold soda bottle in the fridge
>sweet snacks next to me
yep it's drawing time

>>7677595
What trip hop are we listening to anon? I recently listened to Londinium and it made me want to get back into it again.

>>7677598
i'm pretty basic so it's mostly just Portishead and Massive Attack with other random artists tracks that i found, was listening to some Hugo Kant recently
>Londinium
by Archive? thanks i'll give it a listen

>>7677595
Be careful about your diet please. Hopefully you dont consume those things everyday when drawing.

>>7677616
>by Archive?
Yes. Been going through their discography, but I think that one is the most consistent so far. I don't know about Hugo Kant, but Massive Attack fucks. Hope they play again someday around where I live.

>>7677385
You should make more cratique videos honestly, I thought they were great

>aggrotech playlist set
>references opened
>desk set up appropriately
>adderall finally kicking in
yep it’s drawing tim-
>huge unexpected boner out of nowhere
>it could wait
>nvm
>goon
phew alright NOW it’s drawing ti-
>bonnar part 2
>le siggghhhh
>goon again
we’re back, time to dra-
>hardpenis.jpeg
>wtf
>goon
>goon another just to be sure
>by the time i get back to my desk i already have to aggressively masturbate
>was it the adderall?
>bullshit it’s suppose to make you focus!
>8 hours past of nonstop back to back gooning
>adderall wears off
yep it’s drawing time
>goes to sleep

>>7677751
are you me?

If you delete your profile do all your submissions disappear as well?

>>7677800
yeah and all your comments to other people

>>7677800
>If you delete your profile do all your submissions disappear as well?
I've already downloaded them >:)

>>7677808
I would be surprised if anyone saves my stuff for any reason

>>7677811
i save all of ator's monkey. if you are ator, i am saving your monkey. i can't get enough of this guy

>>7677595
Man that sounds cozy as hell anon. Can't wait for Fall to hit when leaves fall with that pumpkin and spices smell lingering. Best time to draw desu

wtf, i refuse to believe i'm surrounded by all these Stacies and Chads, it's like highschool all over again...

>wake up6 hours to deadline
>hungry, thirsty and feel like i ran 16 km yesterday
>bread for breakfast
>30c
i love drawing

>>7677751
>yep it’s drawing time
>goes to sleep
I laffed

>>7677909
There are no chads on DAD

>UK laws net mothers who have children with multiple fathers more child support than those with multiple kids from the same man
>callie has 10 siblings each of a different father
literally born for her hog mother to rip more money off her one night stands LMAO

>>7675691
He's posted process videos recording the whole thing from scratch for the drawing in the tier list so seems very unlikely. Didn't he already apologize for the stuff he did in the past? Why not let bygones be bygones, plenty of bigger fish in the sea to fry

>bothered reporting it
struck a nerve

i wonder what its like to cover your nips with starfish or clamshells instead of a shirt

>>7678049
oops meant this

>>7678018
Just a few weeks ago one of his friends got exposed for straight up copying AI, that Subu "taught" on discord and all, he didn't give up shit, he's still using AI.
here you can scroll around if you're curious
https://warosu.org/ic/thread/7645771#p7646018
and the process thing, it's not like second monitors or tablets don't exist, nigga.
I don't care about people doing whatever retarded shit they want with their art, what annoys me is how much of a bitch both him and that nihu faggot, going around like " oh i just got this good by drawing for 4 months 12 hours a day :^)" or crying wolf in his sub "like woe why do ppl hate me i just want to post my art ;_;" so i'll continue accusing him of AI whenever i can.

>>7678049
I think starfishes have hard mouths so you better have rock hard nips.
>>7678054
That's a shame.

>>7678054
>>7678018
even if he can beat the AI allegations he deserves condemnation for spending 10 hours on a basic ass background kek

I'm torn between my love for AI and my love to see people perma banned.

>>7677491
You don't prove your innocent. Thats why this >>7677426 is retarded. It is their job to prove guilt, not the other way around.

What a massacre

Context?

>>7678283
woah really? no idea what acc he had b4 tho

>>7677027
Schmitty dropped xer streak because of some twitter callout thread where xer same discord that's in the dadcord was posted. Clearly someone spent more time cow tipping than drawing

https://x.com/yuyukoyearner/status/1952369482636431804

>>7678283
is this about 14raepoldmen88? if not then i don't know what this is about

>>7678292
>all that shit talking
christ where do people even get the energy, also another point to NOT join a goddamn discord server

>>7678296
probably, similar style + raepoldmen first submission uses a drawpile default brush and not important draws using drawpile.

>>7678292
I'm beginning to understand why some DADs don't interact with the rest of the site

Is this also a ban evader?
https://dad.gallery/users/25634
Similar name

>>7678054
Thanks!!!

>>7678320
>>7678292
>>7678283
>>7678054
lmfao what causes people to behave like this? just be normal

>>7678283
ANOTHER PEDO DOWN, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>7678283
epic
not for ban evasion necessarily but because that person is a pedo.

>>7678309
>>7678318
fortunately whatever that shitfest is isn't the dadcord, it's some other shithole

I'm gonna wake up one day and find out that my DAD crush is either a horrible person, a pedo or an AI tracer, really didn't expected it from schmitty.

fujo is kill.

those discord screenshots are the most chronically online, brainrotted people I've ever seen. I hate all of them.

i want a kiss more than to draw

>>7678292
lol, if you scroll down in the replies you can see what schmitty looked like, a women in her 40s

>>7678292
I cant even tell what any of this means honestly, glad I don't interact with these people

>>7678292
this screams vendettaposting

>>7678343
>>7678353
Italian stallion bros......

>>7678292
Chronically online retards fighting

Everyone's ending their streaks, getting banned, deleting their accounts, moving on, etc. Everyone but me. When all are gone I'll still be going strong. Even if I'm the last DAD on the site.

I will be the last artist standing.

>>7678468
Ermmm yeah until you have a crazy mice invasion and they eat your internet cable and your phone. Or you get kidnapped. Or hit by a short bus. Not saying you should I hope you won’t but be careful….. you never know the story behind a streak loser… it could happen to you too…

They are eating themselves, the war have begun.

Arlocpedobros......

Happyboy was supposed to be perfect for DAD to unite against, he gives critique, you learn, you attack him, everyone wins. In the end, they become yet another sterile hug box, a snake eating its own tail. Who saw it coming?

>>7678614
Good riddance

Keep getting banned and ran off the internet, dads. With every day that passes, I'm just getting closer and closer to that page 1 placement.

>>7678614
DAMNNNNNN

>>7678479
Strangely enough, I had to go work for a while and coming back some lunatic was gesturing shooting me dead. And I thought, how many streaks were lost cause a dad died and we would never know? And then you commented this...

In my sleep i was getting banned for toxicity for some older dad thread post, annoying crying, and having posted references that were copyrighted..

there isn't nor has there ever been a user on DAD named "Schmitty"

>>7678704
Looks like a premise to a movie.

The purge has begun...

Let's say, hypothetically, that I'm a very infamous doxxer and harasser, but I do all this behaviour offsite, to people not associated with DAD in any way, and people who I believe deserve it. If this was to be uncovered, I wouldn't receive the ban hammer, right?

>>7678760
shut up and draw

>>7678760
Nah, you'd be fine. It's outside of Banana's jurisdiction.

What disgusting shit was Ratt up to that he decided to quit DAD before he was caught? Was he part of the harrassment campaign?

>>7678776
Ratt kept to himself, mostly talked on LAS, was chill
seems like a case of unfortunate timing

>>7678760
that sounds retarded

>>7678774
Banana will ban for whatever impulsive thing he feels like, I don't think it being offsite makes it safe

>>7678790
He was a rat just wanting to eat his cheese while the cats and dogs fought. What a noble soul.

>>7678801
You're right. He doesn't want the FBI tracking people into his site and bringing unneeded attention.

Who was it that leaked Wad's photo onto these threads? Did it have something to do with the current situation?

>>7678614
so is this that adler/pine person
who was she doxing and stalking

>>7678824
I dont think that was actually wad.

>>7678842
it was schmitty.. banana must want that mature milf pussy really bad if he went as far as to purge her gallery in a single day

>>7678849
Please don't say that. I already solidified that as the way he actually looks. I really hate it when DADs don't look the way I imagine them to.

So schmitty wasn't actually a basball playing dude? (if I recall her pfp correctly)

>>7678855
wasn’t that just a player she liked?

>>7678855
no, she wanted a baseball playing dude

Why DADs can't just fucking draw???

>>7678857
Idk. I only do me, Idk all yalls lore.

>>7678863
:(

Wtf I thought schmitty was a chill dude... That's the opposite. Is my fujo radar broken? Just what is the ratio of male:fem on this site?

>>7678872
its wonderful to see yumes this old, I thought women get over these fruitless fantasies in their twenties

>>7678886
If you're the guy telling me cobbeli's a trans dude I'm glad your radar is broken. Now im 80 percent sure she's a girl.

>>7678896
She’s always been a girl

>>7678896
I'm not but I don't really care about Cobbeli.

watching the thread and the site shit itself while i'm just drawing, how come there's so much drama and weird shit, all you have to do is just... draw

>>7678897
is... is you radar actually working? You say that with such confidence and certainty! You should make an official boy/girl tierlist!

>>7678900
Damn, you even spelled her name right and everything. Not even King cares enough about her to get her name right, and he's OBSSESSED with her.
She's just a perma beg newbie bro, chill.

>>7678904
We lost so many DADs all at once. You must be at least a little bit rustled.

>>7678614
so besides wad, I assume, who did this nigga dox and harass?

>>7678914
Yeah, I assume it was wad too. The person denying it is probably wad himself.

Also, how is this image supposed to be offensive? She's kinda cute tb h.

>>7678888
nice quads. Also women never grow up. Not these days anyways.

>>7678896
bro
https://dad.gallery/submissions/348049

>>7678922
girls can be horny gooners too, if you want to make a case for her being trans you can post about the minecraft and factorio art or the fact that she knows programming

>>7678922
no you bro
https://dad.gallery/submissions/368690

This is CLEARLY her self insert character. She's obviously one of those sexual revolution kinda girls and not some idealized modest trad girl. She's the sort that will go around screaming, my body my choice 'n shieeet.

>cartoonists banned
ANIME CHADS (minus subu) STAY WINNING!!!!!

There aren't really that many furries on the site now that I think about it. Strange.

>be one of the top 10 /dad/ artists (skill wise)
>so much drama constantly
>discord trannies constantly banning over nothing
>recruiting off 4chan for their site while pretending they are too good for 4chan

Honestly? Why am I giving these people legitimacy with my art? Why are you guys? Nowhere else to post?

>>7678944
>anime image

Wow mp5. I didn't know you had such an ego.

>>7678944
>be one of the top 10 /dad/ artists (skill wise)
Lol

>>7678947
The top ten spots belong to people who only need to post once month to keep their slots m8

>>7678968
who's dick do I have to suck to get in on the shadow cabal? Promise i won't do any sort of X expose later

>>7678760
pipe down Calli, humans are drawing

50 posts and boring ahh no one care drama

Why is no one drawing

>>7678992
shh it just got interesting

>>7678944
>Nowhere else to post?
Yes.
If you could recommend me where could I start my own blog without some retarded rules about furries or lewds, or tiny character limit for descriptions, then I'd go over there.
Bonus points if I'm likely to interact with like-minded artists and get comments just by posting my shitty doodles.

I literally couldn't find a better place than dad.

>callie's broken parasite family produces a revolting paedophile daughter with no morals
>sens' broken parasite family produces a revolting paedophile daughter with no morals

I thought this season of DAD was getting stale when they brought back a villain from earlier seasons, but these past few days have proven me wrong. 10/10, I won't be so quick to judge next time.
>STDV4

tfw I thought about drawing today.

>>7679032
>villain from earlier seasons

happyguy?

Summoning Aquabats, Schimmty, Not important, Ratt, and whoever else I'm missing to explain themselves.

>>7679050
I got molested as a child, that's my explanation. (I'm Aquabats)

>>7679052
If it was by Banana reply and/or don't reply to this comment.

How do I become a meme DAD? (without getting molested as a child)

>>7679052
That sucks, but it also sounds hot, could you tell the story how that happened?

>>7679064
He may be a sick fuck for joking about someone's molestation, but I don't believe he's that sick that he'll actually make up a story about it. (I dare him)

>>7679064
Not them, but im happy i got molested as a child, as that made me aware of how much i like dick early on in my life.

>>7679064
I was on my way home from school, just innocently walking down the same route I take every day,
However, a few streets before arriving home, the street had been blocked out, there had been a triple murder/suicide, a guy named Steven, who was a cuckold, used to allow his bull to fuck his wife while he was wearing a chastity cage, he recently had been fired from his job, so I guess he wasn't in the best state of mind, so this time when the bull was stretching out his wife, he couldn't take it, he snapped and while wearing his pink chasity cage stabbed the nigger in the neck, and his whore wife in the heart (I found all the details of the case later in life, after I googled it).
However, I knew there was another street that I could take, which would allow me to arrive home. I knew this, because my uncle lived there.
I quickly made my way there, however, when I was passing my uncle's house I decided to say hi to him, he allowed me in, and asked me why I was there, I explained the street being closed to him. He then asked me, whether my parents knew that I was there, and I told him they didn't, afterwards he offered me something to drink, after going to the kitchen, I told him I really had to go home, but he insisted and pushed me to drink it, so I did.

It didn't take long before I started to feel silly, everything after that was a blur, I just remember him overpowering me and removing my clothes, but when I finally came to my senses all I can remember was the soreness of my asshole, I went back home, I never told my parents what happened, as I was deeply ashamed and too young ( I was 8).
The name of my uncle? Banana, he's the sick fuck who created this site, that's why he banned me, he doesn't want me to say my truth, about how he molested me, and raped me.

>>7679077
tl;dr
went to a circus. Gangbanged by clowns.

>>7679050
this is a little silly but sure

i’m ratt, my explanation is that DAD started feeling like a chore than being enjoyment. i don’t know, or care about what little asinine terminally online drama is going on but some of you are worrisome

Good morning to all of my beloved no-name, shadowlurking DADs who just want to draw. Any attention whore that have been mentioned once within these past few threads can go ahead and ignore this post.

>>7679155
post your art

"Wah wah there's too much drama why don't you just draw?!"
>Literally would have never known about it if not for these threads
>Everyone not directly involved both on the site and dadcord are oblivious sans hearing about it here

This general looks for literally anything to talk about that isn't drawing and then complain that no one's drawing. You nerds need to shut up and do something productive.

>>7679161
Why, so you can associate my posts with a name?

>>7679165
be the change you want to see, if this general is just drama filled, post some actual art

>>7679166
Who said im complaining about drama / lack of art in the thread. I'm celebrating those who are posting their art daily regardless of the fact that very few people may even check their posts, I want them to know they are seen and their efforts are appreciated even if they aren't made aware.

>>7679173
post some of their art you like