Prev >>211638732
Lemon edition

a fuck nigga that's that shit i don't like

Y’all hear that new jelly roll

It's one thirty AM in the morning on the east coast right now. If you are texting a woman (male, Indian) right now in a place where the sun is still up you are a dumb ass bitch made SIMP and there's no fixing you.

Dating is just a constant cycle of it's so over/we're so back. I'm tired.

>>211640223
im texting my cummies on 4chan.org/int/cum

>least coasters
lol

>>211640229
With the same girl? Or are you just bad at picking them in general?

>>211640210
that nigga gay i hate him

Be'eth thou beside me, Learn'd Foeman,
Be ye verily but a shadow of yon sir I afore dids't know?

You guys have no idea how bad things are. We're literally on the eve of destruction and y'all are just posting like everything's fine

>>211640238
With the same girl. It's not even bad stuff. Things are going really well. My problem is just anxiety.

>>211640253
cant wait for it all to end

>>211640253
who cares

>>211640253
The Eastern world, it is explodin'
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill but not for votin'
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're totin'?
And even the Jordan river has bodies floatin'
But you tell MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OVERRRR AND OVER AGAIN, MY FRIEND
How you don't believe
We're on the eve of destruction

can someone explain something to me

>>211640229
In my case it has never started in the first place.

>This ugly-ass nigger.

>>211640253
not my problem

I AM going to fuck my neighbors wife before the summer is over

>>211640292
Are you trying?

>>211640253
there are posts like this on 4chan every day since 2004

>>211640307
rapist

>>211640253

>>211640253
ODed on destiny vods again?

>>211640314
Wtf i would never

>>211640308
The only times I go out is to go wage slave or go pick something to eat or my grocery. I don't see how I'd meet anyone for dating.

>>211640307
why, does she flirt with you?

Telling Muhammad he ain't white has always been the main ritual of our kind. Are you gonna renege on it when your megachurch needs you the most?

>>211640342
Wait maybe that wasnt the wife
Daughter?
She was talking with me tn when i got home from work (very late) butnive literally never spoke to the neighbors before so i assumed it was the wife
Maybe thats not her because i literally JUST came across someone who looks like the girl i talked to tn and works at the same place she told me she works at on a dating app
Lol
Lmao

goodnight

>>211640371
>Has one conversation
>"I'm going to fuck her!"
Do incels really

>>211640390
Sleep tight bud remember that dream demons are only there to rugpull you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3not2MRWZk

>>211640412
That's a foid, don't scare her like that

>>211640398
Oh its just funposting
No i do not think she wants to fuck because she told me hi
Do other incels really not read betwen lines like that?

>Did I remember to buy anon tendies?

>>211640430
Oh its just funposting
No i do not think you wanted to fuck her because she told you hi
Do other incels really not read betwen lines like that?

>>211640470
No need to be a nigger about it

waxed my bussy
it didn't hurt it actually felt good

farting up a storm wish you were here to smell it

i should really just blow my brains out tbf

I swear you go out late at night around the city and it feels like you're in schedule 1
Every single person you interact with is high or currently doing drugs. It makes you wonder, who is the player character? who is Benji?

No one will read it anyway so I just want to air out a grievance with the would you an [x] threads. Yes god dammit if it's an alive sexually developed human with a pulse that looks even remotely feminine I would. Stop asking. I'm so fucking lonely you could put makeup on a brazillian man and I would. What do you fucking get out of making these threads some sick pleasure in making me feel bad? Yes I would slob tranny knob if it meant I could feel a breathing human presence next to me in the morning. She he xe could weigh 400 pounds as long as I get to feel something before I got to go to work. Stop fucking with me you assholes.

I wish there were good video games to play.

I'm about to reinstall Skyrim.

>>211640575
makes you wonder why the pigs arent out at night scooping these scumbags up i thought they were suppose to keep the streets clean

>>211640587
25 games

>>211640210
This?
https://youtu.be/Bi0HtUVZcEs

>>211640622
I played OSRS and Minecraft, the rest look meh.

>>211640650
youre stupid

>>211640253
I’ve been blueballed on happenings too many times to give a fuck anymore

>>211640650
play league of legends so you can be iron

I only bet on Craps and sports

everybody has a podcast these days where they interview nobodies

>>211640663
You're stupid
>>211640669
I don't like league, I tried a couple games as Lux and Yumi years ago. It's too complicated.

>>211640686
*interviews you*

>>211640688
why you playing support you a girl?

>>211640614
I mean you can't really prove somebody is high most of the time and most of the ones I interacted with were working or just minding their own business

burnt my finger on a boiling kettle :(

>>211640716
No, I'm a man.

do you guys think i can get on the adam friedland show in under two years

>>211640716
my bf plays support and I normally play tank in games

You still play with Duplo

fuck what DO I get my dad for fathers day?

>>211640724
libtard

>>211640803
What are his interests? It's easy if he has a favorite sports team or a hobby you could buy something for.

Dudes be taking pills make em grow boobs! This is our world folks. We got dudes with supple squishy boobs.

I just noticed it's 2am. I didn't even do anything idk how time passed so quickly.

maybe i'll be tracer
i'm already tracer

>>211640816
god I wish my dad cared about sports

he's an illustrator and listens to jazz

>>211640809
I am not libtarded you're just a retard

It's troubling that we never really know what someone else is thinking or feeling. You could trust someone completely, but you still will never really know they're being honest with you. Someone can seem genuine about how they feel about stuff, but you will never know their true feelings.

>>211640830
NOT funny bro

>>211640856
nerf bastion

>>211640834
That would be easy to buy a gift for. Just buy him a jazz record.

My jelly roll soul

>>211640852
Now THIS is a libtard

>>211640852
It’s true. There are things about myself I have never told anyone and most likely I never will. I expect everyone carries some such secrets. It’s too scary to be fully open.

>>211640877
He said nothing political

>>211640877
?

>>211640852
lil bro just discovered existentialism

>>211640873
he doesnt have a record player

>>211640324
i love this picture

>>211640899
Is that what this feeling is called?

>>211640889
>>211640893
>its troubling people have their own thoughts we can't monitor
this is classic libtard agenda

>>211640909
Ok then buy him a record player and a cheaper jazz record

I fucking love wong kar wai

>>211640931
I don't deal with politics. I'm just thinking about interpersonal relationships. Your friends, your family, your partner, your co-workers, etc. People in your life who have thoughts and feelings you care about.

>>211640966
don't ask me why you got the wrong car

>>211640966
Sherlock?

feeling a debate brewing

Yarrr we can't be sharin' the treasure with the crew! We need to be buryin' it in Israel matey!

>>211640971
>wanting to monitor other peoples thoughts because they might be thinking something that could hurt your feelings
libtarded as HELL

maybe i'll be placer
i'm already placer

>>211640936
record players are too expensive

I made popsicles with vanilla greek yogurt and crushed blueberries with honey and cinnamon. If any of you were my friend you could have one

>>211640887
This is why sex is so beautiful
It's one of the only times we are fully vulnerable
Even if it's just for a time and limited in scope
It's wonderful to give your body and your fantasies to someone and to be accepted and wanted

>>211640852
You may enjoy this concept
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philosophical_zombie

>>211641056
what's in your heeaaaaaaaad

>>211640768
ur both fags though
>>211640730
hmm try a manly champion like katarina

deleted duolingo in a rage

>>211640725
did the same this saturday. i was boiling water to make mashed potatoes and i had a spoon ready to taste the balance of butter and salt. it slipped harmlessly into the pot, where i could have simply fished it out with any other, longer utensil. thankfully, my muscles instead reacted like a mother hen's chick had fallen in, and jerked the pot and splashed it all over my bare leg. it's alright. i'll have fun picking at those bubbles in the skin until the 4th.

>>211641069
https://youtu.be/5rAOyh7YmEc

>>211640921
yeah its a part of it, most people have their own realization that everyone is their own individual being that you can't comprehend at like 13

What's one more pbr tallboy on a dreary, rain-soaked Wednesday night like tonight
Or Thursday morning I suppose blah blah blah
>>211641078
Good, fuck that stupid shit
Read a textbook and talk to people
Or at least find a better app
No malice intended I love you like a brother

>>211641105
Oh, I'm not just now realizing that. I just have issues with trust.

>>211641077
No, I'm in bed reading isekai now.

>>211641136
How about pissy guy

>>211641129
>Read a textbook and talk to people
nigga the only language people speak here is spanish or ebonics

I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

>>211641153

>>211641166
A man walks down the street, he says, "Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention and, woah, my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family? What if I die here?
Who'll be my role model now that my role model is gone, gone?"
He ducked back down the alley with some, uh
Roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along, along, there were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

>>211641165
Why the fuck are you bothering to learn a language you can't use, then, dumbfuck?
I meant online though anyways
I've forgotten most of it now but for a time I was a regular in /bra/ with like a year of Portuguese knowledge

>>211641098
so comfy
Y2K BEST ERA EVER

Feh.

>>211641232
Eat food. Today.

FI

Fo

/fum/

Burnt my quesadillas. They were still good though.

Why would a giant living on a bean stalk know the scent of an English man in particular?

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

>>211641313
stupidass

I smell the bones of an American

thank god for the rain

>>211641403
Why come?

>>211641403
Fuck.

>>211641346
he smelt them all the way from up there. you know how this guy>>211641313
knew his 'dillas were burning? he smelled that slight hint of ozone. imagine if Mr. Ozone, its namesake itself, barged in. that's what Jack's giant was smelling the equivalent of.

quesadiller

why come the sneakers ain't free?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo

>>211641098
The Virgil Earp of the pussy posse.

>>211641437
Just wait for a slight media controversy so you can go looting

>>211641451
Heathen pedo.

>>211641433
DO THE CHICKENS HAVE SHARP TALONS?

>haven't dated in 2 years
>Most girls my age won't date me
>22
>Broke
>Ugly

Well I mean people say i am not ugly but I am

Iran....It's time....

I'm having a fucking panic attack right now FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>211641508
About what
Did you ingest drugs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrLCPZS-zSA

had a really bad gnat infestation for a little while there
they like having orgies in my cat's wet food
kept it covered overnight and then while I was at work and most of the fuckers seem to have starved to death now
poured some boiling water down the drains for good measure

>>211641483
see, you're lucky. you still have that elasticity of youth where you can go on some kind of horny incel rage in thailand and come out of it with great stories about drugs and newfound prose. some of us are just stuck being broke and ugly.

>>211641543
i hope they're gnat a problem anymore

>>211641515
I'm a fucking loser and chronically fail to improve my life and i'm getting older and worried about if it'll nevre get better fUCK

I did injest lots of caffeine, nicotine, and took some kratom too, but i've done harder stimulants and never had panic so it ain't that

>>211641531
chuds won

>>211641515
not him but I used to get panic attacks when I would try sleeping after taking l-theanine supplements
really weird considering l-theanine is supposed to calm you down

>>211641553
Worst part is that people will say I am good looking

I'm going to Graceland
Memphis, Tennessee, I'm going to Graceland
Poor boys and pilgrims with families
And we are going to Graceland

>>211641572
Make a plan to improve your life

I've only been on a date once
I've only had sex once
neither of these were on the same occasion, nor even with the same woman

i should just hang myself tbf

Thing is women my age are all fucking whores and everyone my age is fake

The USA is the only place I've ever encountered dominant women, but women in other countries (especially Europe) are a lot more interesting and smart.

>>211641675
if they are whores why are you not getting laid

The quesadillas were just mission soft tacos leftover roast beef and some shredded cheese from the iga with taco bell brand fire sauce sprinkled on tope. I'm sorry that I tried to look like a tough guy /cum/ i learned my lesson.

going to bed, dont wish me good night because i dont want your wishes or thoughts just fuck off

>>211641716
have a good night, bud

>>211641716
Hope you wake up every twenty minutes to she if she texted you loser.

>>211641726
kys

>>211641716
عفريت

>>211641716
Thinking of you. :)

She fell asleep and now I'm bored and lonely

i met a lady here in the states i thought was interesting and smart. i had the hots for her, but she said she was only focused on raising her kid. which i didn't take personally, and admired. so we just got drunk and went shooting in the desert. i did take it a little more personally when a coworker got mad at her, because he banged her, and she didn't tell him about a different coworker, who was also banging her. think i might have dodged a bullet there. our conversations were great though. she brought the guns, too. so i got out of it pretty cheap.

>>211641746
If she really loved you she would open a cam and let you watch her sleep.

>>211641760
I'd like that. Hadn't thought of it.

>>211641756
women are weird
I wish I was gay sometimes, life would be a lot simpler

>>211641756
>focused on raising her kid
>fucking multiple men
>at work
>focused on raising her kid
Single mothers

>>211641786
It's fun but but it can be difficult to broach the topic. They make all kinds of funny noises when they're sleeping. It makes it more fun while you're playing or doing whatever, it's like you're protecting her.

>>211641816
like i said, i suspect i dodged a bullet. not that it was anywhere on my trajectory.

Just took a massive shit.

>>211641840
Just emphasizing the single mother point. It's never worth it.

Why do drugs exust

I'm a little penis munch
Yeah yeah

>>211641931
they came from the earth

I wish I could read and listen to music. The music just distracts me.

>>211641483
>22
Baby

Thinking about how many anuses are currently expelling poop all over the world
It must be in the millions

>>211641555
LOL

why is the US government celebrating Russia day lol
https://www.state.gov/releases/2025/06/russia-national-day/?fbclid=IwY2xjawK3QdVleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFqZDUxQ2UxT2IwWk5UMVYzAR7oOGDPBeN_HY9cx5AAlH0h32coGiGF0FmFY9HDjbjO1_I4fVu6UD23uSLO7Q_aem_eKZJdW333n2wQQYC5zHIow

>>211642054
Because our president is a Russian asset

I am concerned about the future of my country

yo mama so fat she

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoKzqm3g12A

>>211642113
We'll be fine. Worry about everyone else.

It would have been really funny if the IDF blew up Greta

huh

>>211642182
chuds will never admit diversity is their strength

>>211642211
das ypipo diversity not real diversity

>>211641931
I wonder what my life would be like if I didn't start smoking marijuana in my junior year of high school

One of the main reasons so many people get e. coli from bags of salad—thousands and thousands more than ever get salmonella from raw eggs—is that migrant workers sh*t as they pick and don’t wash their hands.

>>211642238
latinos voted for red albeit

>>211642238
raise your hand if you're gay lol

>>211642248
you'd be less lazy that's for sure

>>211642257
Good thing I don't consume lettuce
What a pointless vegetable

>>211642238
That was an unbelievably stupid 10 years

>>211642259
no as a group they were still behind kamballows

>>211642182
I believe this 100% the intense pressure among liberals to believe the party line is suffocating, and not only that you can't even question it.

When did you all quit reddit I got tired of it and left after occupy wallstreet.

>>211640185 (OP)
since i lost my car i legit give up is there a point in trying i mean there i nothing i can do i can't buy a car without 7k i only have 5050

>>211642323
republicans cant even question trump

>>211641931
that's a good question

>>211642344
you are retard

>>211642325
I mostly just use it to discuss firearms and post my own guns for updoots, these days

ayo gibsmesummadat

>>211642364
republicans who questions trump get called rhinos and driven out the party

>>211642400
you are very retard

>you should pursue women even if you don't have a car or job prospects
>you only go to the gym and sleep

>>211642400
most of trump's allies are people who have talked shit about him before and many will go on to talk shit about him again

>>211642454
yeah proves my thought they cant talk shit to him now

>>211642468
what the hell are you talking about?

>>211642468
of course they can dumbarse

I'm racist, but I'm pretty chill about it.

>>211642489
everyone in the republican party is afraid to criticize trump

>>211642491
why are the tariffs still on then if republicans love free trade

>>211642540
After realization.

>>211642540
wow you're fucking stupid as hell, redditleaf.

if hard work paid off in America i think every mcdonalds worker would be a millionare

>no response
yup chud destroyed

>>211642556
One time I went into a McDonald's at like 12:30 in the morning and the black girl working the register was actually falling asleep standing up

>>211642323
>I believe this 100% the intense pressure among liberals to believe the party line is suffocating
I think it's because there are too many women, which is why dems are stuck on this extremely narrow consensus. Women hate it when you go against orthodoxy.

>>211642571
man back in the day they woulda cracked the whip on that type of lazy behavior

>>211642325
Never used it

>>211642572
its because liberals have real beliefs while rightoids will change their mind on whatever trump tells them is good

Politics? More like dork city: the city for dorks. Dorks having gay sex happen to them, now that’s what I call politics. Cute little nerdy sissy politicians getting their nipples tenderized and their boycunts pounded raw, also known as “politics”

>>211642597
didn't ask you, redditleaf. you're too low IQ for this conversation

redditleaf cooking rn ngl

What did she mean by this?

>>211642630
Need her to sit on my face

i'm a male democrat and proud feminist
cope and seethe

>>211642572
It's probably true about dem women in power shutting out alternative ideas, but I'd be curious to see this data going back like 15 years. I feel like this enforced dogma wasn't as bad back then maybe

>>211642630
she loves bbc as she said multiple times

>>211642630
she's weirdly unattractive. she shouldn't be, most everything is there but it just doens't work right

Most of my friends are communists but I’m a social democrat.

>>211642675
you are in this picture btw (VERY embarrassing!)

>>211642695
Physiognomy is real

It is hard to feel bad for women when they always go after the absolute worse men for them. As a lover boy romantic type it was eye opening to be in a talking stage with a girl for the first time in my life. I just thought we were boyfriend girlfriend but I guess it wasn’t that serious. I would’ve treated her well if she was serious but she goes after people so horrible just one look at them shows they are scum. I hope I can have a wife someday. My experience just reinforces my idea that men are the more romantic and loving gender in a relationship. I think the only thing women can really love is their children, even that is not a guarantee

I hate West Virginia.

>>211642726
seems like a weird thing to hate

>>211642726
Sometimes I wish I went to WVU just for the parties

>>211642630
the type of girl who wants you to tie her up for some cheap pantomime of submission but just ends up yelling at you the whole time for tying the knots wrong. dishonest

sisters dog just died bros

>>211642695
Haha ok!

>>211642695
Why are leftists so averse to exercise? I know there are some lifters or cardio types out there, but most just seem so flabby or frail.

>>211642800
have you seen the average american LOL

>>211642784
Sorry I hope it lived a full life.

>>211642800
you have to be weak or fat, ugly or deformed to be a leftist, because the only animating principle they have is punishing normal people.

>>211642784
R.I.P.
Their lives are too short

Dunno how apple's design team forgot about contrast

>>211642800
>>211642844
diggies of truth

lady on the tv just woke me up going, "oh yeah!" she's winning on supermarket sweep. i wish i could step back into the 90's briefly to let her know how hard it is to fall asleep, and that she'll be briefly replaying in some hodge-podge of my next few nightmares. well, anyway. congratulations, miss.

>>211642695
>no one is visibly overweight
Not true commies

>>211642868
they tend to get pretty obese as they age. from skinny weak freaks to obese lardasses.

>>211642837
he was pretty old but not sure on exact age since she got him as a stray off the street
>>211642846
he was an old grumpy man but it was nuts since he died out of nowhere. no real health issues before this but he just started running around like crazy then plopped down dead in front of my bed.

Currently doing one of my periodic dumps from my phone storage onto my hard drive.

Ded fukin thred. Meanwhile it's 1:30am covfefetime here.

>>211643134
It do be the real world here on the west coast

>>211643149
Indeed. Many such cases.

>>211643134
i scared all the chuds away

1:30's coffee is 2am's diarrhea

Just watched a woman take a massive shit

>>211643213
did she have a late-night coffee too?

>>211643213
that was actually a BBC

>>211643251
I don’t know it was a video

I read isekai for a bit, think I'll get up and play some Dark Souls 3(4:40am)

My plan was to do INT/FTH and some STR/DEX to use weapons and it was looking like I'd be around lvl 130 when I'm done. ER felt a lot more flexible and diverse, I wish ER had been more linear like DS3 and had solo invasions and non-taunting invasions like DS3, coupled with the improved gear and build flexibility. It would have been such a great game. It already felt dead, I imagine with the normiefag fortnite nightrein game being out it's completely dead.

This data dump is coming along nicely. I'm gonna free up soo much space on my phone bros. Also it's a good opportunity to break out my ol' trusty Acer laptop the gov't gave to me :)

Got 3 fans trained on me right now

I have an embarrassing amount of Nirvana on my phone.

>>211643390
You should dump your genetic data into me

>>211643481
Are you a hot Iranian girl?

I am just a little small baby please treat me gently

I love hot teenaged girls so much

>>211643524
That’s nature

>>211643545
Indeed.

>>211642673
lol so true

>>211642800
Idealizing strength or health is fascist

>>211643328
BBC porn is a simulacrum of scat porn

Currently backing up my Taylor Swift folder. This one is a doozy.

Operating a loud machine
I can fart all I want

>>211643939
All time fav

>>211643940
Noise won't cover up the smell

Huge plane crash in India today

My Sunn O))) folder is gonna take an estimated half hour. WTF

>My Sunn O))) folder

>>211644057

>>211644187
It was on its way to London, do you think British people dying is funny?

>>211644100
You should see my Grateful Dead folder. Doing that right now and it took Windows File Explorer a solid minute to figure out what to do.

>>211644280
>55 mins remaining
Hooo boyy

Imagine flying on a plane full of Indian Indians
The fucking smell
The dirt

I am the one for whom the bell tolls

Toll these bells…
*unzips pants*

For me, it's A Farewell to Arms. It's legitimately one of my all-time favourite books.
>About 50 minutes remaining
Toking on weed + nic vape rn too bt w

people still read boooks?

>>211644871
Gays do lol
Normal people listen to podcasts :)

I have awoken

>>211645784
Good morning my dear

>>211644871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCBgQnFTPM4

>>211645826
Good morning good sir

>>211645784
same, bit chilly right now

My package is in the neighboring city HYPE!

>>211645947
Tenga?

all my niggas christian HALLELUJAH

>>211646199
What's that

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one here who actually takes gooning seriously as a hobby

Made a thought provoking post in isr

>>211646397

Just gooned

>>211647185
Let's thank the Jews for great things such as desegregation, gay rights, abortion, transgenderism, mass immigration we would be nothing without them!

Use this for the new

>>211644229
not a single brit on there

>>211647576
Would pork her unfortunately

just noticed we're 8, thoughts?

Really waiting on my second wind right now.

made one
>>211649359
>>211649359
>>211649359
>>211649359