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It's mombergs birthday today

/cum/ is saved.
>>211649420
Nice. My mom's was yesterday :)

I have a friend in Pakistan, am I cooked

>>211649480
Wow they are practically sisters

Tracing the funding of the No Kings protests, it's the usual: finance Jews and the CIA (National Endowment for Democracy).

The left has a chance to wreck Trump on his belligerent Zionist foreign policy or his safety net cuts to pay for plutocratic giveaways, but instead the jews running this astroturf distraction want to block deportations, keep forcing trans on us, ban criticism of Jews and keep sending weapons to Ukraine. It's all the least popular parts of the left liberal platform, but it's what the elites want. Next 3 years of Trump presidency will combine worse of both worlds.

>>211649531
no pakistanis are like the coolest people and more white girls should date them. im saying that as a 100% white guy with blue eyes btw. also respect their beautiful islamic faith even though i am atheist.
t. redditleaf

>>211649531
I tried having friends from third world countries but they always end up begging for free stuff or trama dumping about their shithole

>>211649582
can i has some of that for free

>>211649596
I actually ended up giving almost all my tf2 stuff to some hapa from the Philippines

Buncha people died in a plane crash in India today :)

I love reading good news

>>211649632
>+50 ''''''''Britons"""""""
>7 """""""""portuguese""""""""
>1 """"""Canadian"""""""""
Considering it was going to London we can safely assume they were all en route to settle in the Western countries.

>>211649709
Doesn't necessarily confirm they are all indians. My family in the UK regularly travels to India for vacation, one of my uncles was born there when it was still ruled by Brits

I would like to tease and please your blank and make you blank over and over

PBUH

>>211649807
I want to blank on your blank sensually

My queen

>>211649807
Chris Hanson is STILL catching pedos to this day.
Hope the man never retires
https://youtu.be/gmm6z8E0UGU?si=Vuz5iYBamXNkB-AT

>>211649582
He doesn’t do that though.

>>211649798
It was an Air India flight nigga, that's like one of those shitty jeet trains in the air lol

>>211649883
Why do you want a paki friend seems like a waste of time

Would you buy him a drink?

>>211649837
Noticed a lot of zoomie girls doing this recently, nature is healing.

>>211649928
Generation Zyklon

>>211649908
I just met him and he just seemed like a nice person

hello

>>211649531
Interesting

>>211650048
Would you say I am cooked?

unless you're an old widowed woman, instacart is a waste of money and the guy will inevitably fuck something up

>>211650021
You should get an Indian friend instead

>>211650038
Hi

It's drizzling outside and I've got Kind of Blue by Miles David on the horn. Feelin' comfay as fuuuuuuuckk.

me i'm watching vtubers

I'm the whore of babylon

This bitch got legs for days.

did you see the footage of the plane crash? crazy how low to the ground it was, maybe you'd have a better chance of survival if you rushed to the door and jumped out

>>211650315
Combine..

>>211650347
She kinda looks like Elizabeth Debicki

>>211650214
hows it going?

>>211650349
no i havent seen anything

world records are so retarded
i might go just to try to steal some parmigiano

>>211650464
It's going

>>211650121
>hire a jeet or somali to buy your groceries for like $8
>hmm why did this go so wrong??

>>211650528
Indians are efficient workers it's the somalis fault really

>>211650492
>Spain isn't Latino it's europ-
Santa ALMA

I hate genAlpha

>>211650570
Nigga beefin wit lil jits!

Gonna eat a spider today

i liked when our army dressed like scout leaders, like the post civil war, to world war one era

>>211650597
Pizza* oh my god auto correct is retarded

>>211650573
'pu 'phant

>>211650597
>>211650625
No taking it back. You must eat a spider.

>>211650693
You can't make me

>>211650664

So many packages coming today it is like christmas
A little retail therapy always makes things better

>>211650116
I'd say you are Italian

Feeling Fat. gay and sassy today.

should i take a motorcycle course if i never learned to ride a bicycle

>>211650715
When you're sleeping tonight, a spider will crawl in your mouth.

>>211650753
Based. I got a package coming soon too

>>211650753
how much did you pay?

jigaboos

>>211650753
Strong feminine energy emanating from this post

>>211650772
Yeah

>>211650772
>never learned to ride a bicycle
Hoooow

i'm pumping incel aura onto this thread

penis

Eating shit

>>211650775
You don't know that

>>211650801
Like 450, but there are 2 new tires with the other shit
Mostly camera stuff
>>211650785
Feels good

Now its a matter of waiting 3 hours or having to wait for 8-9 hours.

>>211650848
Hello Saar

>>211650822
i grew up in the ghetto. i didn’t have any place to go and thus no need for a bike

Who got the video?

>>211650868
Ghettos are full of abandoned places to explore you missed out big time

>>211650871
Search her username + coomer

4chan will likely be banned in my country. Will /cum/ miss us?

>>211650969
Good riddance to bad rubbage innit

when will hot momma return?

>>211650894
yeah i’ll lay on my death bed regretting that i didn’t see more shitty black mold infested bandos

>>211651007
With that mindset you will never experience anything interesting in your miserable life

I wanna go to the moo-OOOn

Evens mineshart
Odds grand shart auto

>>211650969
damn a lot of our local bongs are gonna migrate to some schizo imageboard and become more depraved

Sisterberg knocked on my door asking for my email so she can join a switch 2 raffle lol

>>211651147
tell her i can help with my email

>>211651165
Shant

>>211651147
is she cute

>>211651039
who cares. you can’t take it with you

>>211651147
Why didn't she use her own email? Or make a new one? Odd!

>>211651188
Shes vicious

>>211651147
i fucked her

feeling sexy

>>211651234
could i be her bf?

>>211651222
She used her email, mombergs email, brotherbergs email she wants to increase her winning chance

>>211651261
No

>>211651309
why not though?

>All passengers confirmed dead on that Jeet flight
Another thing weird about thirdies and plane crashes is they always release the death tolls in small batches instead of just admitting they all were killed instantly in a huge crash. No idea why they do that.

>>211651319
You are too whiny

>>211651319
You're brown

>>211651263
>>211651263
>>211651263

>>211651325
cause they're busy looking through the rubble to see if anyone survived maybe

>>211651342
>>211651346
Got his ass

>>211651351
>Pewdiepie the country

>>211651346
>>211651342
that's for her to decide

WENT TO A MOSQUE
GONNA THROW SOME ROCKS
TELL THE AYATOLLAH "GONNA PUT YOU IN A BOX"
BOMB IRAN BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN

>>211650623
I liked when our army was white

I could survive a plane crash.

>>211651394
She will never know you exist

Hello /cum/bums

>>211651425
Hi

drinking covfefe

>>211651414
sad that theres girls out there with abusive controlling brothers like that, that's why we've been fighting for womens rights

>>211651425
hello

watching the joe rogan interview with the pajeet director of the fbi is some real haunting shit

ameribros, you're country is literally ruled by potentially not even humans

you're in so much deep shit, and so are we, the rest of the world, who bow to y'all

>>211651540
Didn't ask fag

>>211651540
Elaborate, who are these non-humans the jeet was talking about?

Package will be here soon I'm so excited

first we have sex, then we see if we're ready for a relationship

test

I've made a lot of lady friends through dating sites but unfortunately no gf

when mom and dad leave the house and you can rummage around and do stuff you dont normally do >:)

im insanely retarded

>>211651704
The proxy works my evading friend

>>211651774
I once rummaged around their drawers and found lube and a bunch of vhs porn tapes

Jarvis, post one of those ai d.vas where she has braces and looks like belle delph9ne

>>211651540
Why would I believe the word of a jeet

>>211651794
Sameeeeeeeeeeeeee

jarvis, edge me a little bit

>>211651873
Down bad

just pissed shitted and nutted my pants

>>211651912
what if i gave you a ruined orgasm?

>>211651971
Super idol 的笑容

FUCK SALT

>>211651997
you cant ruin an orgasm

Joe: Do you remember that HBO autopsy show, Dr. Michael Baden, he's a famous forensic -
Jeet: I don't think I've seen him
Joe: -...scientist.
Joe: So, uh, he's a pathologist and he reviewed the case. And it was his determination that it was a homicide, because of the way his neck was broken, what he was it was - it was indicative of a ligature strangulation. And it was because of the positioning on the neck where the marks were that was an indicative of someone hanging by their weight, which had been higher on the chin, and there's a specific break of the bones in the vertebrae that's consisent with someone who is just strangled.
Jeet: I-I haven't seen it

>>211651971
Hello Saar

>>211652021
you've never watched those ruined orgasm videos?

being born in year 2000 is objectively pretty based

BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!! PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ASS

>>211652050
i'm not known as gay

I’ve been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they live underwater

>>211652067
it's done by women, not men

Anyone else ever get a captcha like this? Weird

>>211652085
yea i dont watch porn with men in it

>>211652059
Remember back when 2018 rolled around and everyone was excited that post-2000< girls would start doing porn?

>>211652093
It has something to do with palantir

>>211652105
there's 1 man and 1 woman. the woman is edging the guy

>>211652123
alright, never seen it

sex is just a massive waste of time, yeah it feels good in the moment, but after it's over you think about how nothing fundamentally changed with your life. even playing a video game is more fulfilling

I love hot teenaged girls so mut

>>211652167
Same

throw the jew down the well (throw the jew down the well!)
so my country can be free (so my country can be free!)

>>211652117
You know too much, I'm telling the authorities.

my wife is set on naming our daughter Gertrude and has told all of our family members but now literally all my zoomer and gen alpha family members keep saying the “gurt: yo” meme

>>211652135
ive never seen a video where the woman uses her pussy to edge the dude. it's mostly her tits, mouth or hands. of course, the core focus of those videos are the penis.

>>211652195
His work isn't funny after realizing he's a raging ziocuck

>>211652230
cool, seems gay though

>>211652227
>Gertrude
unc is living in the 19th century

>>211652194
Why is she eating an arthropod? Don't she know those are basically spiders? Disgusting gook bich. East Azns will et anyting. Foul.

>>211652268
it might be slightly gay coded

>>211652167
How old are we talking tho

>>211652159
heh, you'll pussy one day lil bro

>>211652270
it’s my wife’s grandmother’s name, she insisted on it

>>211652227
are you the anon with a brazilian wife?

WE WANT FUN AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!!

>>211652303
16-19

>>211652336
nope, my wife is from Ohio

>>211652282
what i dont get is that its hard to edge and not cum, i'd figure it would be impossible for somebody else to edge you, they wouldn't know when to stop

No deth till decaf \m/

>>211652361
usually the guy signals the woman when to stop

Shocking findings by the Austrian police have revealed that the Graz mass shooter played FPS killer games (in German commonly referred to as „ego-shooters“).

>>211652351
i think there are 4 married cummers

>>211652396
that's not very femdom, it's kind of like he's edging himself with a little help

I like gentle femdom but unfortunately most of it is bdsm shit

love black bad bitches so much man, back in college if go to the black hood clubs and theyd fucking twerk on me and suck my dick dry, if i didnt want my kids to look like me i’d be swimming in black pussy even now

>>211652438
I would like to have sex with a slim black woman

>>211652423
but the point is he has no control

i dont get how women can beg for $60 dollars because they're a broke college student or whatever and feel no shame
get a job

>>211652452
>i dont get how women can beg for $60 dollars because they're a broke college student or whatever and feel no shame
How else do you think women evolved, they weren't physically strong enough to kill animals to get food for themselves or build shit

>>211652450
but he does though, if he doesn't signal he just cums

Women are strange creatures who don't know what they want.

>>211652410
Have you ever thought about doing something like that FK?

>>211652474
i meant he has no control over what happens before

Kissed a girl several times yesterday after our date
She's 20 years old
I am terrone btw

>>211652448
slimthick lightskin girls are so fucking fine dude
goddamn there was this one girl i used to fuck with when i lived in chicago and she had the skinniest waist with the fattest bubble butt i’ve ever seen. one time she was giving me head, lit a blunt, and put it in my mouth while her perky tits gently dragged on my thighs and i came immediately

how can anyone be so lonely

>slim black woman
Doesn't exist in this country

>>211652491
Yes of course

>>211652502
please send some my way bro

>>211652544
you just live in the south/midwest dude
go to any of the big cities and you’ll find them if you’re a white dude in decent shape and actively pursue them

>>211652493
i guess

>>211652548
Wtf footkraut

>>211652576
I live in a big city
They are all obese
I have never seen a black woman that wasn't at least 200lbs

Finding out that moisturizing your face after showering is all it takes for a smooth, bump free face... Much to think about

>I live in a big city
>They are all obese
>I have never seen a black woman that wasn't at least 200lbs

>>211652491
Um obviously not I’m not a psycho killer
Back in 2002 or whenever that was when we had our first columbine copycat shooting the FPS debate went hard asf and they put up bins where you could get rid of your mind poisoning games and shit

>>211652610
which city? even big cities in the south have fine black women
i went to atlanta a few years back and genuinely thought about moving down there because of the sheer amount of cake down there

>>211652642
Kansas city

>protest in my town on Friday

>>211652636
Its true though

>>211652690
Tracing the funding of the No Kings protests, it's the usual: finance Jews and the CIA (National Endowment for Democracy).

The left has a chance to wreck Trump on his belligerent Zionist foreign policy or his safety net cuts to pay for plutocratic giveaways, but instead the jews running this astroturf distraction want to block deportations, keep forcing trans on us, ban criticism of Jews and keep sending weapons to Ukraine. It's all the least popular parts of the left liberal platform, but it's what the elites want. Next 3 years of Trump presidency will combine worse of both worlds.

>>211652671
lmaoo dude i grew up in gladstone
but there’s your fucking problem dude, most hot black girls in the midwest (and hot women in general) filter out and go to better cities later pn
even then tho i got plenty of sexy black women when i still lived there, put your tinder location off troost and limit it to a 2 mile radius

rangeban terrone already

we're all living in america

If you don't work out and eat whatever you want, you become...
>fat
>skinny fat
>a skeleton

>>211652784
true, i live in america

>>211652784
coca-cola, wonderbra

>>211652734
>>211652671
how the fuck are there so many kansas citians in /cum/? wtf hello brothers

BASED
No american politician and certainly no GOP politician would ever dream of doing something like this

has trump kissed the wailing wall yet

grim thread

>>211652869
He French kisses it

>terrone samefagging over and over
epic

>>211652869
why soitenly

sea sex and sun

Woke up with a sore throat.

>>211649359 (OP)
The lion doesn't tip.

>>211653024
from all the straight pussy eating you've been doing

US getting ready to fight a war for Israel again

gonk is this true?

Denounced Mohammed immediately

saw neighborberg on fb dating last night
when they get back from their vacation ill just ask if shes seeing anyone lol

>again

me? conscientious objector

at my favorite restaurant waiting for my burger to arrive. as always, there'll be a picture

For me, it's Taylor Swift.

>>211653024
same actually idk why
>>211653059
eating pussy only gives me sore throat for the rest of the evening after it doesnt linger, and i havent eaten any since saturday anyway

>>211653076
What's the skinny

>>211653194
>i havent eaten any since saturday anyway
get out normalfag

for me, it's alexa bliss

>>211653234
shan't
>>211653250
giulia pour moi

>>211653194
I never got a sore throat or anything from it. Just sometimes a weird taste in my mouth till I drink some water, but only happened a few times

>>211649359 (OP)
Is Will Poulter White?

>>211653194
how do you find girls to have sex with

>>211653277
i think i have a mild allergic reaction to the enzymes or something
it happens every time
i have not eaten a LOT of pussy, 3 girls, 5 or 6 times total, but it has happened every time
i think its just not sposed to go in my mouth

>>211653309
download hookup or dating apps
make ur profile [CRUCIAL, YOU MUST BE CUTE AND FUNNY]
'ay bb u want sum fuk?'
you can also just ask pretty girls irl to go on dates and they sometimes fuck after them

>>211653350
your height?

>>211653385
5'10

i fart the biggest

>>211653406
i challenge that claim

>>211653391
so you're larping

i’ve officially been cucked by two French men in my life now. fucking pieces of shit

my burger has just arrived bros :)))))))))))))))))))))

>>211653455
No...?

>>211653531
really cringey

>>211653546
sexting does sound really cringe when ur not in the mood yeah

Remember antidisestablishmentarianism being a meme during the Obama years? Funny word that.

>>211653519
damn that looks good

>>211653350
is this terrone

>>211653651
no this is patrick

people shit on swifties but you ever seen a woman who listens to noah kahan? ugliest weirdest cunts in the world

Women do not find me sexually attractive

>>211653582
that was such reddit narwal bacon nerd shit.
what does it mean again?

>>211653748
have you tried workinkg out and wearing a tight fitting shirt and shaving?

>every post i make is incredibly based and enlightened
>0 replies

>>211653759
I have no idea lol

>>211653798
for men to get a good enough body to be desirable they have to actually try at the gym.

>>211653798
Wouldn't do anything unfortunately. I'm 5'10 and my main issue is facial fat that doesn't go away with exercise

>>211653748
same but thats only the tip of the ice berg really

>>211653802
We can smell that paki like stench

>>211653802
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>211653833
why wouldnt you want to try
lifting is fun
>>211653847
works on my machine

how likely am i to get an STD if i pursue

>normalfag hours

>>211653904
240%, 40% chance you get 3 of them

>>211653904
honestly not that likely
>>211653928
4chan.org/int/cum is a normalfag board, sorry

I love Taylor Swift!

>>211653928
This is a normie general

>>211653948
yeah she’s got like a “trying to be an e girl but is white trash” type vibe but man what a body (also cute face)

>>211653970
nope, always been an incel thread, this is an incel website after all

>>211653997
anon kun...you were supposed to go down the incel to chad pipeline with us
i was a virgin until 25 baka

>>211653904

when men cried

>>211653889
>why wouldnt you want to try
i do. but it's not enough in itself.
women walk on the treadmill, do their thrusting workouts, then take 9 selfies and call it a day
that's why they think men can easily just make themselves "decent"

>>211653904
more pics of her please

>>211654048
>that's why they think men can easily just make themselves "decent"
they can tho
you dont have to be a strongman or ig bodybuilder
a regular guy who works out hard 3 or 4 times a week is in better shape than like 80% of schlubs

It's now after noon. Think I'll roll out of bed and take a shower and prepare to play some video games.

>>211654099
how about you prepare to get some bitches

god i want a beer

>>211654148
me after da gym

>>211654085
can’t tell if she’s trying to be a tomboy or might become a pooner

Will /cum/ be attending the No Kings rally to protest a billionaire tyrant? (Sponsored by Walmart Billionaire Christy Walton)

>>211654169
zoomer girls love the 90s/00s look

>>211654175
what is blud yapping about

Wowza!!!

>>211654169
sad, her tits aren't out in this picture like the first one

>>211654175
im going to be attending your funeral in a prison jumpsuit if you dont shut the fuck up about gay ass politics shit

>>211654235
she has a bikini pic but i’m selfish

>>211653759
It was a movement related to the church schisms

>>211654287
Share it with the class

>>211654210
All across the US (and probably cucked places like my country) there will be protests against orangeman this Saturday. They are funded by Walmart Billionaire Christy Walton who couldn't possibly have any ulterior motive for doing this or protecting illegal immigrant labour.

>>211654124
I have unrealistic expectations, hopes, and ideals. I'm incompatible with 3D women

keemo kimo dar o whar wit a high an a ho and here come sally singin some time penny with da lingtum nipcat

>>211654169
Looks like a stumpy midge.

>>211654245
soft ahh nicka like you ain doin shi'

do you think taylor has any boyslaves(besides travis)?

Got my driver's license back with the interlock restriction

jeez my dick fucking smells

Who amongst us shall make the /new/?

Decided to read one of the romance fantasy novels my girl was reading. I knew it was one of those raunchier books women are addicted to know, but I was expecting the sex in it to be this detailed. This shit is more graphic than any porn I've ever seen in over a decade and a half of being on this website. Women are more degenerate gooners than men.

>>211654388
book name?

I'M IN THE STAKIN' BAR, I GOT DEBTS, I'M A DEBASER
ALL MY LIFE
SATURN'S ABOUT TO MAKE LOVE AND I'M JUST A HEARTBREAKER
ALL MY LIFE
AND I WON'T GET A TAKE IN 'CAUSE I'M OUT WHEN I'M STAKIN'
AND THE RINGS I AM BREAKIN' ARE MAKIN' YOU A PERSONAL DEBT

My wife!

>>211654413
I've already said too much. I'd be less embarrassed if people knew my porn history than if people knew I read this.

i cant think of anything more normalfag than console video gaming desu

i stopped playing video games when i found out women find it gross

>>211654505
zoomer girls are all gamers and get mad when you dont play slop with them

>the plane... crashed....

>>211654388
Those foid gooner books going viral on social media have really opened people's eyes to how pervertedly horny they are lol

wait until anon finds out about ao3

*AHEM*
the new?

>>211654583
sacre bleu

made another one
>>211654683
>>211654683
>>211654683

>>211653904
cop some top then never talk to her again

>>211653977
When did she get tits like that