>>211764714 (OP)

stinkoman edish

back from church

get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kqZPip6eic

Cofe bros this is our fucking morning

The NYT admits in several places that yesterday's "diversity parade" was about recruiting for the army. This is why the Jews who own our government let Trump do it now, when in his first term they scoffed at the idea.

NYT also admits the parade was a dismal failure. It was an embarrassment really, and showed exactly all the different ways corporate greed and diversity have weakened the United States in the 21st century.

Now they are going to try to memory hole this parade, because playing it up only showcases American weakness and encourages adversaries to stand up to Trump's bullying and bluster.

This isn't your grandfather's army, the Jews have done only too good a job with consumerism, commercialism, materialism, racial integration, feminism, multiculturalism and tranforming the country from a broad based industrial home-owning middle class into a population of renting drug-addled paupers and debt slaves with no community, no friends and no romantic or professional prospects. The Jews did this, with their contol over finance, law, the media, politics and academia, and they are now the victims of their own success. Their parasitism on America has been so successful that there is no longer a strong and healthy host nation left to fight their wars.

This is a stand with Israel thread, no haters allowed

>>211764875
never liked coffee. I always need it pumped full of sugar/cream like a milkshake to keep it down

I want to eat his children praise be to allah

>>211764940
nigga heil hitler
that was the gayest military parade i've ever seen, none of them were even marching in step together

>>211764875
I'm Nuun man myself

>>211764971
I send prayers, not dollars. Much like when Texas is subject to God's wrath. I pray for the destruction and death of as many Texans as God wishes in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ amen.

Went to bed without smoking weed and had a lucid dream i fucked 2 sisters met their dad and he blessed our marriage

I'm hungry but don't want to get out of bed. Anyone wants to make breakfast?

>>211765131
a white man serving a mexican what is this opposite day LOL?

>>211765045
Same except for Alberta, specifically Edmonton

>>211764971
who supports "israel"?

jews
hindu indians
american boomers
amy schumer

>>211763837
lmao nah fuck that.

Pooping

everyone cool hates "Israel"

>>211765304
I hate Jews but I'm becoming pro-Israel since it's the contrarian position to take now

Leafy isn't cool, goshpedo. He's an ugly freak like you.

>>211765301
godspeed, anony-chan

>>211765304
Why would I listen to a fucking leaf?

>>211765333
The only way I'd be pro-israel is if all the jews in their host nations throughout the world agreed to move there and it became an isolationist state.

>>211765195
Pleez?

>>211765516
https://youtu.be/dWaCcVkRtXQ

>>211765248
I don't fit on an individual bed.

>>211765632
do you look like this?

>>211765541
Can we genocide all the Palestinians in the process?

should i eat panda express or burger king?

>>211765766
panda

>>211765766
are those seriously your only two options?

>>211765825
no but im not in the mood for the rest

Ever spent time in a Turkish Prison?

>>211765876
do you like...gladiator movies?

Ded thread

>>211765876
is this a gay dogwhistle

>>211766004
zoom zoom

>>211766023
>t. has never seen Midnight express

please help >>211765766

ok im going to flip a coin since you tards cant help
3 flips. majority wins
heads = burger king
tails = panda express

>>211765766
>>211766108
Burger King

>>211766376
i got 2 heads. burger king it is

>>211766386
>>211766417

N

>>211765968
balloon tits

>>211766386
Based burger.

>>211766729
aw hell naw, they done turned wanda into patron silver

a million beers

1-3 play vidya
4-6 gamedev
7-9 clean house
0 kill self

>>211767021
Rolling for 0.

>>211767021

>>211766953
A MILLION BOTTLES OF BEEEEER
YOU TAKE ONE DOWN, PASS IT AROUND, 9 HUNDRED 99 THOUSAND, NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL

I always find this webm amusing, I dont know why

Girl drop that ___ on my ___

I could go for a BBQ bacon burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice and piece of hot apple pie.

>>211767378
>orange soda with no ice

>>211765036
>I'm a Nuun man myself

I think I'll take my dad out for Chinese this Father's Day

>>211767569
I love Chinese food
You know that it’s true

guy I knew in high school got arrested for eating endangered tortoises

Back from the local sports club. I got some points in but we lost in overtime again >_<

>>211767645
ich bin deutsch ich bin germanisch mein name ist Leo, es ist eine deutschen name, also ich bin deutsch aus deutschland und germanisch bitte danke

if I saw nokotan on the street I wouldnt hesitate to speed up and hit her at full speed with my car

1-3 vidya
4-6 fap
7-9 drink
0 go see that hooker

>>211767693
Puto

>>211767698
go see your mom anyway

>>211767754
Falsche. Das ist Spanisch. Es ist "Filho da puta" = Hurensohn ist das richtig wort bitte danke

anyone down for some beer pong

>>211767698

>>211767796
Shahd.

>>211767754
Was pasiert in Deutschland in diesem tag? Bitte danke

>>211767796
Olha

>>211767834
Null Komma NULL

>>211767850
olha = schau
olá = hallo
oi = hoi

>>211767885
Olha

Who let this fucking foreigner make this abysmal NEW
FLAVORED whiskey? Might as well wear socks with sandals

>>211767884
Wirklich????????? Keine SEXXX?????? Keine FRAU??????????????

>>211767916
ich mag keine dunkelhaarig oder japanischen Mädchen. Ich mag blonde germanische Mädchen. Und DU?????? BITTE DANKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh, I'll come back later
There's too much foreign scum here now

johnny walker blue goes down like water. that shit is DANGEROUS

12 deaths and 385 casualties in Israel from Iranian strikes in the last hours.

>>211768002

>>211768005
Can Amerikaner understand German???????

>>211768010
aint no one drinking that fancy pants shit

Pakistan will defend its honour

all the people call me monkey boy

Reading the Talmud, problem chuds?

who tf paying $20 for ml of whiskey
smfh

>>211768030
rookie numbers. are muslims even trying?

>>211768010
Johnnie Black too, shit is smooth

>>211767021
Rolling for zero

back from burger king. got bacon cheeseburger, onion rings, nuggies and fries

>>211768344
yooo thats crazy

just start slamming the cheapest methanol vodka you can find

All I ever wanted
Was to see you smilin
All I ever wanted
was to make you mine

>>211768360
why

Half past noon and already burned 2500 calories

>>211768344
and you didnt get me anything???

>>211768612
Kalpana Chawla

>>211768612
Euro is real..

>>211768501
it's a cringy TikTok meme, just learned it the other day

Simping is natural. it's natural for a straight man to fantasize about saving and starting a life with women
Criticism of simpery is an expression of latent homosexuality

>>211768574
no. sorry

ayo this nigga a simp

i'm a simp

>>211767811
What is with the fucking jeets and Israel. This is very weird.

My real name is classified. My code name is Deke Seabreeze.

>>211768926
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbEaqCjrf_A

>>211768871
Israel released a propaganda graphic and it showed Kashmir as part of Pakistan.

The ADL originated out of jews defending some rich jew in the south that raped & killed a little girl that worked in his factory. & then the jews managed to jew the courts into getting him off scott free, so a mob broke him out of prison and hung him
You can't make this shit up

>>211769029
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IkyAOMR7t0U&pp=ygUVbWV0YWwgZ2VhciBwcmFuayBjYWxs

>>211769096
like that's their actual origin story which they proudly display on their website.
this jew also tried to frame everything on the uneducated black janitor that worked for him
Comedy gold...

odds i do the chores
evens i dont do the chores

>>211769310
the life of a house husband.

Drugs are bad mmkay

>Remember le 2000s? Such nostalgia, such S0VL.
2000s were the actual definition of a corporate zogged zionist wet dream. It was the time of 9/11, Middle East wars for Israel, financial crises, "made in China" outsourcing, neoliberalism/neocons, SUVs, blingshit pop wigger music like 50 Cent, "reality TV" degeneracy, the "Walmart/McDonalds" dynamic, chemtrails, ProTools mallcore buttrock, American Idol, women getting logos tattooed on their asses, etc.

early 2000's? highkey based
post 2006? shite

it really do be like that though...

>>211769511
The 2000 were cool because they broke and destroyed the fake and gay opitimism of the 90s
expansion of the security state was also cool
it's like the epic prequel to the complete breakdown and societal rot we've seen in the 2010s

>>211769588
Based coomer zoomer qt i would dick her 24/7 while helping her study

I support LGBT
as in
Let's Go Bomb Tel Aviv

>>211769680
bring back memri

>>211769628
>expansion of the security state was also cool

>>211769739
The NSA, mass surveillance, and drones in late 2000s is cool you stupid chud
it's cyberpunk af

>got all the tools out to work on my car
>Momberg asks for a bunch of errands
>Fuck it I can do that
>Calls me while I'm out to ask for more shit
>Do it
>Come home
>Tools are all put away (incorrectly)
>It's now almost noon and hot as fuck and the sun is beaming down, have to wait till evening to do my work
Why the fuck are they like this

>>211769680

>>211769569
But a lot of the degeneracy was pre-2006. Bush was the goodest goy of all-time.

>The NSA, mass surveillance, and drones in late 2000s is cool you stupid chud. it's cyberpunk af

>>211769869
I was a based millenial/preteen, so the degeneracy wasnt my problem

Haven't worked out in like a week

>>211769803
You helped your mother. You're a good son

>>211769957
Well hop to it, soldier. Double time

>>211769881
If you're not with us, you're with the terrorists
Stop apologizing for Mohammed chud

she doesn't want to have sex with you you insolent maggot incel

I love how J.J. McCullough's whole shtick isn't "Canada has no culture" then he'll casually drop a huge bombshell like "Hey, guys, did you know that Canada actually popularized postage stamps portraying things other than monarchs and heads of state, and made stamp-collecting a thing worldwide?" Like, that's pretty big

I love how J.J. McCullough's whole shtick is "Canada has no culture" then he'll casually drop a huge bombshell like "Hey, guys, did you know that Canada actually popularized postage stamps portraying things other than monarchs and heads of state, and made stamp-collecting a thing worldwide?" Like, that's pretty big

>>211770450
>>211770415
so nice he posted it twice

>>211770483
I made a typo

>russian flag day
heh

>>211770415
He built his whole worldview out of "what if Obama was president... of North America?" ignoring the fact that we were always going to chud out eventually

>>211770499
but you didn't delete one

I'm watching Jackass 2

girl is texting me asking me to commit a felony over SMS. now i have to gently remind her that felonies are illegal and make police arrest you and they should not be completely documented over unencrypted communication

>>211770858
she wants some drugs eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gxQWJazjKI

LOL poor cuck judge

>>211770858
Bro is sexting with a federal agent

the trump birthday parade was an embarrassment

>cold meatball + linguica calzone for lunch

Not being a bitch might be the move

can you niggas notice it?
look closely
(posted by the DOD account on x)

>>211771049
You're all going to get drafted to fight in Ukraine and Iran you're all fucked are you afraid????????

me rn

>>211771016
Yeah, it was very underwhelming.

wyd
(you better not hit me with a hey)
(it better be like hiiiii with a bunch of i's)
(or heyyyyyy with a bunch of y's)

>>211771418
>COME ON!!!

>>211771016
It's been funny watching the Redditpakis of the world switch from claiming it was going to be some super Hitler North Korea parade to it was boring and underwhelming

>racemixer vance "coordinating" with the idf
lmao. kek.

I had a few pork ribs for lunch, and I am now sipping a post-prandial tea

>>211771132
literally me atm

will the drafted cumbums still post here after they get deployed?

>>211771527
why would they stop

My queen

I'd join a church but there are none hateful enough for me, for me the ideal church should involve a total rejection and hatred of everything; the goal of church should be to dress nice and sit on a wooden bench quietly until we're dead and reject everything about the fallen godless world
Instead IRL churches almost always function as like weird secondary social institutions for people who are too weird or socially conservatives for mainstream institutions; the principal function is to have an alternative prom for 18 year olds who don't want to be around people who drink. This is not what a sufficiently pious church looks like to me

>>211771534
reminds me of when that retarded cunt MTG thought the california fires were started by jewish space lazers

>>211771527
probably. Most military bases have better wifi than some thirdie countries

>>211771459
yeah its funny watching chuds cope and defend that embarrassment

>>211770896
yeah, and i'm not gonna do it. wasn't ever going to do it but double so after seeing that she has no concept of what an incriminating statement is and other (at least to me) incredibly obvious facts about illicit activities.

>>211770966
glowussy got me acting unwise

>>211771527
Nobody will ever get drafted. Even if they had a draft most of the anons here would be deemed unfit. Nothing ever happens.

>mfw I find my draft order in the mail

record another 3 hour gaming session of myself and im still the same weird ass stupid incel

>>211771650
Lol redditpaki!

First one who replies to this comment is a Muslim

In the woke era "chud drank his coffee black one day and decided to ice somebody at home" would have led to a retaliatory deplatforming of 500 people. Today our institutions have no interest in this at all, we really have turned some corner

>>211771683
we're not getting drafted

semen

Are recruitment criteria relaxed in a draft? When I was a neet I couldn't join the military bc I took adhd meds as a kid
I hope not

>>211771701
Americans of all political persuasions seem to be becoming more apathetic as they can no longer rely on social media to arbitrarily delete people as consistently as they once could

Bruce Springsteen Karaoke

>>211771705
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqds0B_meys

There is so little worth defending in the United States.
I would feel utterly humiliated suffering and fighting for these people who have always hated me. It makes me angry and indignant to think about
If whoever we're fighting doesn't have sportsbetting and onlyfans I like their country better and I wish they were in charge. I don't care if they're brown

watching destiny

>>211771796
WELL THEY CLOSED DOWN THE AUTOPLANT IN WINNAMUCHA LATE LAST MONTH
RALPH WENT OUT LOOKINFERAJOB, BUT HE COULDNT FIND NOOOooone
WELL HE CAME HOME TOO DRUNK ONE NIGHT AFTER MIXIN TANQUERAY AND WINE
GOT A GUN SHOT A NIGHT COP NOW THEY CALL HIM JOHNNY 99

somebody went to my house in Mexico when some renters were there
he said I sent him to take pics of the outside, so they went inside, and then my garbage can ended up missing
wtf? no idea who it was

I've made 3 grand gambling on sports

Stole some retards garbage can lol

>>211771970
What was your biggest single take?

Trump always chickens out

>>211771991
200 something bucks because those retards in vegas didnt have uruguay beating the US in the copa america

this made me mad so now you read it

>reddit
not reading that

>>211772027
>this made me mad so now you read it
His mistake was not cumming deep inside her pussy

Impractical jokers

I don't understand getting mad at someone for forgetting something. I can't think of anything that's more outside of a person's control then what they forget

CHRIST ON A CRACKER

>>211772145
I can understand it if it's constant but every so often yeah it can happen

did you guys see the parade lol

Had some incredibly insane psychosexual dream about a sex cult

>>211772145
Same for getting mad at someone for not knowing something

>>211772027
This has been the case with every single partner I've ever had

>>211772145
Apparently I'm some sort of uptight jackass for thinking adults can use the stupid calendar on their phones

FELON

>>211772145
reminded me of that funny episode where lum forgets ataru's birthday and he loses his shit, he gets super mad

>>211772027
wowza! he just discovered infatuation.

>>211772307
"I just start kissing her. I don't even wait. And when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab her by the PUSSY. You can do anything."

>>211771652
Nice, good job covering your ass. You wound never ever ever do a thing like that *wink*

You have to have the strength to cheat if she ever mistreats you
You are a tripwire, if she steps wrong you will be at the bar with a younger woman immediately, reflexively.
This is the only way to make a married woman behave.
It does require a lot of self-confidence though. You have to immediately recognize bullshit and effortlessly go fuck a phd student

>>211772145
Overall I find almost all non-malicious misdeeds to be not worth getting angry about, but making this concession requires me to be very unforgiving when people make actively malicious misdeeds. When someone shows a pattern of unintentional fuckups it's up to you to decide whether you want to hang out with an idiot. When someone shows even a single actively malicious action against someone else I don't want to spend a second longer near them.

>this is what cum never shuts up about
Grim

>>211772452
ideally you shouldn't have to resort to that if you have a white trad wife

>>211772249
The last dream I remember having was sexual too. Basically I was in an outdoor jacuzzi with three 10/10 blonde women, and I was just slowly and casually having sex with one of them while we all talked. I didn't cum from it (in the dream or irl), and I remember it leaving me with a soothing feeling when I woke up, more like a warm hug than being horny

>>211772514
who even?

The girl I fumbled 3 years ago got a nigga now...

>>211772514
literally who

>>211772514
Evil comes in small packages

>>211772514
All the drawings of himself as a little gnome or a little doll is very eerie considering his legendary gooning

>>211772514
he has fucked more bitches than you ever will

>>211772612
>he has BEEN KEKED by more bitches than you ever will

Snakes ain't always in the grass and sharks ain't always in the water

>>211772514
So this is /cum/'s role model??????????

Salem's Lot = dogshit
The Shining = very good character writing, the most scary aspect of the book is the lives of the people in that family and how scarily realistic jacks situation is. However once the book becomes explicitly supernatural it sucks
Pet Cemetery = good book

I've never thought of myself as homophobic, but I just saw an snapchat story with a lesbian couple in which both women were femme, and my immediate thought was something like "this relationship isn't quite real" or "this relationship won't last."
Hard to explain, but on a more subconscious level, lesbian relationships seem less real to me than straight ones, and even less real then gay ones between men

thinking about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guDJvZp5Bqk

I love watching white and asian women kissing and having interracial lesbian sex

>>211772818
what happened?

what is wrong with niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuBETyA_yxc

im sheepy

>>211772810
you're just an incel

>>211772849
There's a wmaf romance thread on /wsg/ if you haven't seen it

>>211772914
I am describing wfaf though

>>211772849
for me its black men and white women

How would you attempt to explain this?

>>211772972
cringe normie

>>211772970
Always been.

>>211772997
wtf does that mean

Got banned for replying to an off topic thread lol

I'm so sick of Joe Rogan people
People who like, believe in ghosts and stuff and do a bunch of drugs and basically assert a right to believe stuff if they want
We need those atheist niggas back I'm over it

>>211772989
Food manufacturers started replacing sugar with fat.

>>211772989
calories in calories out

>>211772914
jesus christ

>>211772728
read Misery

>>211772989
is HFCS counted as sugar on this?

>>211773031
Lazy theology is pretty cringe. Better to just admit you don't know anything and don't care to look into it

Maybe people have always been this insane, but we just had less insight into the thoughts of others before the modern prevalence of social media

>>211773031
Nah. All those atheist fags are 'the science is settled' types. There's a reason why the atheist movement died out in the US and it's not because of chrsitfags tin foil schizos

>>211773092
Yes

>>211773114
I don't think people are insane

>>211773153
im insane

>>211773118
or tin foil*

I dont consider fatties people

>>211772989
There is a correlation between consumption of ultraprocessed foods and obesity. There is NOT a strong correlation between sugar consumption and obesity.

For a long while, the only ultraprocessed foods that people ate regularly were sweet treats, but that is no longer the case. Now, all sorts of foods are ultraprocessed

>>211773201
I consider them multiple people

whom retard?

>>211773274
i am really smart in some ways and really retarded in other ways

You can't date a fat person "for their personality"
Fat people have fat personalities. They're the kind of people who believe they deserve to indulge themselves

>>211773316
im retarded in every possible way. it's truly over

>>211773339
you keep saying people despite talking about fatties

>>211773339
they're addicts. you can't date them because dating addicts is a horrible idea

the judeo american empire is collapsing right before our eyes

any girls here open to e dating

>>211773405
no

>>211773402
they voted for it

>>211773420
who are you to say

>>211773440
I'm curious about how many of the "I regret voting for trump" stuff is legit. I'm sure those people exist, surely they must. But there are people that voted for trump literally and exclusively to own the libs, and he is definitely doing that

>>211773440
I voted for yang

>>211773508
none its a cult

The government wanted to see if they could remove a color without anybody noticing. That's why you don't see purple anymore.

>>211773600
explain my grape jelly in the fridge then, chud

>>211773450
im a man with a penis

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>211773600
but i like the color purple

>>211773756
forgot pic

If your life flashes before you die, how do I know this isn't just my brain's final gasp for air?

>>211773838
i think it's quicker than be able to make 4chan posts. your life FLASHES before your eyes, not lazily unfolds before your eyes.

>>211773508
Probably none of it, if you speak to true boomercons you get the sense that they reached "I hope they nuke my neighborhood" sometime in the 2010s

extremely interested in vaginas

cookie cola

>>211773951
semen cola

>>211774124
oh my, I don't like that

>>211774184
cola flavored semen?

jerk off yay or nay?

>>211774250
if you have to ask, no.

Rode up through chinook pass

Absolutely freak show at the mall today
Wish there were more normal looking people in my city

My own mother is ghosting me...

>>211774342
what happend?

>>211774342
Did you see many obese people in a scooter?

Had some grilled burgs with my dad

>>211774425
Yes. Only one though

>>211774504
Does he know you're gay

>>211774289
might just do it

Words cannot describe how happy seeing israel get bombarded by missles makes me
Knowing that the enemy of my race is getting bombed to smithereens and dying in pain and agony fills my heart with unbridled joy. A single tear rolled down my eye when I saw the first videos of the damage to tel aviv and the missle impacts.
God bless Iran, the whole world is with them

>>211774613
You asked this the other day and yes both my parents do an don't care, they like my bf

>>211774589
I've have never seen a person under the age of 80 use such a thing in my country.

here comes the money

Ja sehr gut

farts are stinky

i thought we would have universal basic income by now

>>211775000
we don't even have universal healthcare why the fuck would we have ubi?

currently spinning in my chair

>>211775044
UBI gives corporations more money while universal healthcare forces big pharma to make less money

bake nu?

y'all need to worry about universal bitches income

someone else make the new. im on my computer and i dont have any pictures to put on the cover

>>211775397
we don't have that either

something broke and it wasnt the wifi

new
>>211775551
>>211775551
>>211775551