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Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857220 [Report] >>211857303
/brit/
Franklin comes alive edition
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857242 [Report] >>211857318
yeah?tim
Anonymous Australia No.211857251 [Report] >>211857286 >>211857497
https://x.com/DouglasCarswell/status/1934690056972927353

Is he wrong?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857264 [Report] >>211857318 >>211857366
4 percent of the population.

64 percent of child gang-rapists.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857276 [Report] >>211857318
i am the zomby wooooooof
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857286 [Report] >>211857318 >>211857563
>>211857251
What the fuck

Last I heard he did not have these views. I remember him undermining Farage to ensure a Tory victory in Thanet years ago
Anonymous United States No.211857303 [Report]
>>211857220 (OP)
just watched the episode franklin is introduced
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857318 [Report] >>211857362
gay porn
>>211857242
gay porn
>>211857264
gay porn
>>211857276
gay porn
>>211857286
gay porn
Anonymous Sweden No.211857333 [Report] >>211857340
it aint easyyyy being whiiiiite
Anonymous Egypt No.211857340 [Report]
>>211857333
Haha
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857362 [Report] >>211857375
>>211857318
Anonymous United States No.211857363 [Report] >>211857421
>look up a how to video for changing a brake light
>entire recommended is auto repair vids
fucking hate this shit so much
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857366 [Report] >>211857396 >>211857423 >>211857424
>>211857264
where are you getting 64% of child gang rapists from? the casey report made it very clear its impossible to determine a number nationally because of limitations in ethnicity data
Anonymous Egypt No.211857375 [Report]
>>211857362
K.O
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857385 [Report] >>211857396 >>211857424
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857386 [Report]
/brit/ joloff convention
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857390 [Report]
tobypt ^_^
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857396 [Report]
>>211857366
>>211857385
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857412 [Report] >>211857445 >>211857466
i wonder when the next good video game will come out
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857421 [Report]
>>211857363
better than all the politcal generation war bollocks ive been getting. id love to watch all the auto repair shit and i dont even drive
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857423 [Report] >>211857432
>>211857366
can smell the kinshasa from here
Anonymous Sweden No.211857424 [Report]
>>211857385
>>211857366
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857430 [Report] >>211857453
listening to music that makes my little autistic ass start stimming
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857432 [Report]
>>211857423
okay but are you going to answer my question?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857445 [Report]
>>211857412
Bloodborne 2
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857453 [Report] >>211857478 >>211857498
>>211857430
what you got on? got frank zappa on i have
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857466 [Report]
>>211857412
EU5
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857473 [Report]
dave gormans life is goodish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857478 [Report]
>>211857453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqRHvSC-kIc
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857493 [Report] >>211857505 >>211857507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMeIUNcCUjE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857497 [Report] >>211857609
>>211857251
not clicking that
tell me what he said
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857498 [Report] >>211857579
>>211857453
He didn't care. He just wants to spam his dogshit music. Wise up.
Anonymous Sweden No.211857502 [Report] >>211857521
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857505 [Report]
>>211857493
emma <3
Anonymous United States No.211857507 [Report]
>>211857493
gay nigga
Anonymous Egypt No.211857521 [Report]
>>211857502
Bak 2 bed. XD. Aye? Gang.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857528 [Report] >>211857621
2 weeks sober and i feel like members of staff etc. are being nicer to me
might be my mind playing tricks on me cos i'm not as depressed now, or might be because i'm not all bloated and smelly and grotesque anymore
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857542 [Report] >>211857571
hope you use flossing sticks lads
Anonymous Russian Federation No.211857561 [Report]
I don't believe sex is real
Anonymous Australia No.211857563 [Report]
>>211857286
I thought he was fairly moderate.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857571 [Report] >>211857603
>>211857542
ur mum flossed my willy last night
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857579 [Report]
>>211857498
thats fine with me
Anonymous Belgium No.211857592 [Report]
cronem just woke up, lighting up a clickum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857603 [Report]
>>211857571
thats fine with me
Anonymous Australia No.211857609 [Report] >>211857638 >>211857646 >>211857709
>>211857497
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857621 [Report] >>211858212
>>211857528
Probably both. It makes a huge difference that you can't pick up. For me it was pretty minor but others saw huge change. Back on the piss now, well I'm a week off actually aiming for life, and it's dreadful. It's social repellant to some. Others love it often other drunkards.

Keep it up you big grizzly smelly no mates incel you'll become a normal sized floral loads of mates man whore.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857631 [Report] >>211857641 >>211857649
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857638 [Report] >>211857673
>>211857609
>british 22%
erm rorkebros? I thought white people never did anything wrong ever?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857641 [Report]
>>211857631
me at the back
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857646 [Report]
>>211857609
bit racist
Anonymous Belgium No.211857649 [Report]
>>211857631
batondem got katy kneelin
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857673 [Report]
>>211857638
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNEH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857682 [Report] >>211857701
me asf when i
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857701 [Report] >>211857745
>>211857682
shut the fuck up 190 lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857709 [Report]
>>211857609
Who's topping the soloQ leaderboard?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857727 [Report] >>211857762 >>211857802
Found out a youtuber l enjoy is Jewish
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857745 [Report]
>>211857701
190 dicks in my arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857762 [Report]
>>211857727
Zero tolerance for that shite anymore tbf, cutting it out my life. Don't like em. Simple.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857776 [Report] >>211857805
Called my sister to ask her views on the new abortion law

She said its good because it means women who end their abortion just after the cut off won't be prosecuted anymore and so will be less likely to have unauthorised dangerous abortions

I point out it says the law will still penalise anyone who assists a woman, including medical professionals, in getting an abortion outside the current legal framework

This means women can kill their 9 month unborn baby free of consequences in a back alley, but if a doctor helps a woman have an abortion slightly after the cut off the doctor will be prosecuted

My sister then realised the law makes no sense because it literally just allows women to kill their unborn babies and have dangerous unauthorised abortions. It robs unborn babies of legal protections and gives it to women, but doesn't enable the women to seek safe legal abortions since nobody is legally allowed to help them do it

Funny how mps can come together to vote to murder babies but can't sort out immigration or water or agriculture or defence or anything that people actually want
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857794 [Report]
yeah not reading all that
Anonymous Australia No.211857802 [Report] >>211857830
>>211857727
everyone with influence is jewish
Anonymous Australia No.211857805 [Report]
>>211857776
ever shagged her
Anonymous United States No.211857819 [Report] >>211857870
Is this really what AmeriKKKans sound like to you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857826 [Report] >>211858211
>Called my sister to ask her views on the new abortion law
no you fucking didn't lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857830 [Report]
>>211857802
Is that where I've gone wrong?
Anonymous Australia No.211857847 [Report]
was at 'za delivery toil earlier and parked next to a car full of young women and they started chatting me up, didn't have time to shag them all rotten, told them sorry ladies i'm on the clock
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857850 [Report] >>211857872 >>211858211
not a single thing l'd call up my sister to have a long conversation about
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857867 [Report] >>211857884
morgoth is going to be fucking seething at all these revelations coming out about the ol' grooming gangs

eagerly awaiting his article
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857870 [Report]
>>211857819
you do love a creek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857872 [Report] >>211857894
>>211857850
she got a nice arse though?
Anonymous Egypt No.211857884 [Report]
>>211857867
Great even. Germans.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857894 [Report]
>>211857872
no she's fat and gross
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857964 [Report] >>211857995 >>211858031 >>211858242 >>211858374 >>211858421
Anonymous Australia No.211857973 [Report] >>211858029
cody we found a bawdy down at the crik were gonna poke it with sticks
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857991 [Report] >>211858007 >>211858013
thats that settled
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211857995 [Report]
>>211857964
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858007 [Report] >>211858026
>>211857991
Someone ask chatgpt
Anonymous Australia No.211858013 [Report] >>211858073
>>211857991
thats just saying they have big willies
Anonymous Australia No.211858015 [Report] >>211858054
i'm an awful driver, surprised i haven't gotten into a crash yet
Anonymous Egypt No.211858026 [Report]
>>211858007
Yeah. Back me up.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858029 [Report] >>211858191
>>211857973
down at the ol' swimmin' hole

you don't see them any more, random swimming holes to be explored in childhood. Due to the woke.
Anonymous Australia No.211858031 [Report]
>>211857964
i'm polite to my coworkers but keep to myself whenever possible
good manners cost nothing and all that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858035 [Report] >>211858125 >>211858132 >>211858264
haha
Anonymous Australia No.211858037 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858054 [Report]
>>211858015
same honestly. Had at least 2 very near misses in my first year of driving.

one thing I am terrible for is ogling women pedestrians. I can't not look at them.
Anonymous Australia No.211858061 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858073 [Report] >>211858104
>>211858013
or it might mean their penises are shaped like little donkeys, it's not clear
Anonymous Egypt No.211858104 [Report]
>>211858073
Rebel.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858106 [Report] >>211858130 >>211858143 >>211858212
thoughts on grim alkie twats?
Anonymous Australia No.211858109 [Report] >>211858193
and the latest from iran?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858125 [Report] >>211858153
>>211858035
haha he's loving it x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858130 [Report]
>>211858106
grim ent they
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858132 [Report]
>>211858035
:3
Anonymous United States No.211858133 [Report] >>211858252 >>211858444
Finish drawing the cat, /brit/.
Anonymous Australia No.211858143 [Report] >>211858167
>>211858106
alcohol is for losers, do opioids like a real man
Anonymous Egypt No.211858153 [Report]
>>211858125
Rebel. Out.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858167 [Report] >>211858208
>>211858143
did you chuck the heroin and go back to your tapetadol as planned?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858184 [Report]
*let's out a high pitched scream and starts hitting myself in the face*
Anonymous United States No.211858191 [Report]
>>211858029
The gays took away our brain eating amoeba
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858193 [Report]
>>211858109
ran so far away
Anonymous Australia No.211858208 [Report]
>>211858167
i'm off both at the moment, but planning to get back on the tap soon
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858211 [Report] >>211858243
>>211857826
Yes I did you freak, not sure why that upset you

>>211857850
It was only a few minutes, we have hour long conversations about our parents being evil
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858212 [Report]
>>211857621
ty for the words of encouragement, i'll probably fold after 2 months or if something vaguely upsetting happens
>>211858106
ktim, grim as a turnip me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858220 [Report] >>211858253 >>211858265 >>211858273 >>211858295
Problem is alcohol feels good to drink. Can feel all the tension and stress melt away with every sip.
Anonymous United States No.211858221 [Report]
I DONT WANT TO BE AT TOIL I DONT WANT TO BE AT TOIL I DONT WANT TO BE AT TOIL I WANT TO BE AT HOME DRINKING ROOT BEER AND LEVELING MY ROGUE IN CLASSIC WOW
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858242 [Report]
>>211857964
Imagine the grotty incel who made this image at home after a female coworker didn't want to be "friends"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858243 [Report]
>>211858211
Wish I could do that but, alas, my sister is also evil
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858252 [Report] >>211858310
>>211858133
fren
Anonymous Australia No.211858253 [Report]
>>211858220
used to feel this way about drinking, now it just triggers anxiety and an "i need more" urge until i get absolutely rat arsed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858264 [Report] >>211858302
>>211858035
Anonymous United States No.211858265 [Report] >>211858297 >>211858432
>>211858220
Wife hates when I drink on the weekends, I have two beers on Friday night and two beers on Saturday night, same beers, same time

She sees it as a pattern though (which it is because I drink at appropriate times and don’t drink more than two) and because she sees a pattern she sees it as a problem and wants me to stop. It’s 4 beers a week!!! I don’t even get drunk I just get buzzed! I work in a hot hangar all week and want to relax!!!!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858273 [Report]
>>211858220
Innit
Weed doesn't turn my soggy little cretin brain off in the same way
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858287 [Report] >>211858358
me when I try to break out of my shell and interact with women
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858294 [Report]
problem with drinking is that you always think corr could smash a bag right now and then someone gets the bags in
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858295 [Report] >>211858333
>>211858220
I don't enjoy it anymore, always regret drinking every time I do it. It's made me fat and stupid as well
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858297 [Report] >>211858308 >>211858325 >>211858432
>>211858265
My go to is drinking 4 big bockles (each is about a pint) on either a Friday or a Sunday
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858302 [Report] >>211858322 >>211858355
>>211858264
Fly kick that feline in the face
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858308 [Report]
>>211858297
ktim
Anonymous United States No.211858310 [Report]
>>211858252
Cute.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858322 [Report]
>>211858302
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858325 [Report]
>>211858297
I drink pints alright
OF MILK
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858333 [Report]
>>211858295
>It's made me fat and stupid as well
Exactly this for me. Ugly and bloated too and I feel like it has genuinely made me less intelligent and articulate even when I'm sober
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858338 [Report]
hanging my arse out the window hoping it receives a raping
Anonymous Australia No.211858342 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858354 [Report]
I enjoy red wine because it makes me feel sophistocated like Fraiser or Niles Crane, even as I drink my £8 club card plonk in my runt hovel, alone, browsing /brit/ on a Friday or Saturday evening.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858355 [Report]
>>211858302
He'd kill you like you're Warwick Davis and he's a hungry tiger you uppity scum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858358 [Report]
>>211858287
kek this is me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858362 [Report] >>211858379
looking forward to /brit/ disappearing for good VERY SOON
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858374 [Report]
>>211857964
ktim except i now just stay at home instead of doing the whole charade
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858379 [Report] >>211858400
>>211858362
/brit/ will endure. Maybe not here though
Anonymous Australia No.211858380 [Report]
coffee tastes like soy sauce sometimes
Anonymous Australia No.211858393 [Report]
i'm unemployed and i live with my parents
Anonymous Sweden No.211858398 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858400 [Report]
>>211858379
in some corner of a forgotten website, there is forever /brit/
Anonymous Ireland No.211858404 [Report]
Love whistling.
It's my favourite.
Am pitch perfect.
Can't sing for shite though.
Anonymous Australia No.211858410 [Report]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChHDnehKdhw
Anonymous Canada No.211858421 [Report] >>211858546
>>211857964
I did this and got reported to HR for aggressively ignoring women.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858432 [Report] >>211858471
>>211858297
>>211858265
i was drinking 14 cans or 10 cans and a bottle of wine every single day for months
mental and embarrassing to me that people can have normal relationships with alcohol or feel bad for having 4 beers a week
Anonymous New Zealand No.211858444 [Report]
>>211858133
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858450 [Report] >>211858470 >>211858514
makes me proud to be British
Anonymous Australia No.211858451 [Report]
want to get drunk now
Anonymous Australia No.211858457 [Report] >>211858472 >>211858473 >>211858507 >>211858522 >>211858529
been getting more and more grey hairs since my early 20s and it's scaring the shit out of me
Anonymous South Africa No.211858470 [Report] >>211858499
>>211858450
he's getting paid out quite a bit i hear think he's sorted for life now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858471 [Report] >>211858556
>>211858432
bet you had a reputation at every petrol station and off-licence for miles
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858472 [Report] >>211858494
>>211858457
better than going bald
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858473 [Report] >>211858493 >>211858494
>>211858457
many women love a silver streak
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858493 [Report] >>211858535
>>211858473
only 16 year olds with severe daddy issues
who'd want a girl like that?
Anonymous Australia No.211858494 [Report]
>>211858472
yeah i suppose
>>211858473
fuck that, i might start dyeing, my hair is dark brown but i've always wondered what it's like to be blond
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858499 [Report]
>>211858470
bUmm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858501 [Report]
Went to bed with my hair wet because I couldn't be arsed sitting up waiting for it to dry and woke up with it looking like a Who from Whoville, parted like the seas. Mental that skinheads and baldies never have to deal with this.
Anonymous New Zealand No.211858507 [Report]
>>211858457
i used to worry about such things but then i remember that having a full head of black hair and a wrinkle free face never helped me to get a gf anyway so I embrace the changes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858514 [Report] >>211858728
>>211858450
Anonymous United States No.211858522 [Report]
>>211858457
Who cares as long as you keep the hair

My dads whole family had hair that went snow white in their 30s but they never went bald, always full heads of hair, I think it’d be kinda cool to have white hair at my age
Anonymous South Africa No.211858529 [Report] >>211858549
>>211858457
women wanting relationships and marriage often seek out bald men i think balding signifies strength experience maturity all the bald people i know have settled down earlier than their full headed counterparts but you have to be proper bald non of that homer simpsons cope
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858535 [Report]
>>211858493
ummm
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858546 [Report] >>211858586 >>211858624 >>211858639 >>211858693
>>211858421
I strongly suspect everyone at my work hates me for the same reason.

However I do occasionally say "morning" to people when I see them first thing, and also I always strive to hold doors open for people if they're behind me. The difficulty comes when people try in earnest to strike up a conversation with me and I just shut it down instantly with a curt reply and no follow-up.

I know it's rude but I'm not mentally prepared to speak to people. When they talk to me I'm taken aback, not expecting it, and my mind goes blank. If I do manage to stutter out a reply it's almost meaningless and oftentimes barely audible above a whisper because I talk so infrequently. The other person is left with a weird feeling, as if I have directly ignored them despite them going out their way to speak to me.

I've never been called up on it by the managerbegs, presumably because from their perspective I'm just a dilligent worker bee robot who never complains, is always on time and always puts in a shift. But the coworkers who are on the same level as me hate me.
Anonymous Australia No.211858549 [Report]
>>211858529
yeah yeah we've been over this, your opinion is wrong, etc.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858556 [Report]
>>211858471
i split my purchases between 4 different shops and would still get looks pity and disgust
worst ones were when the young student lasses at tesco had to approve my crates of lager at the self checkout
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858586 [Report] >>211858732
>>211858546
people like you always turn out to be murderers or paedophiles so its completely natural for everyone to distrust you.
Anonymous South Africa No.211858606 [Report] >>211858696
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858624 [Report]
>>211858546
Hate cunts like you. Nobody actually wants to talk to strangers but we all make the effort so why can't you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858639 [Report]
>>211858546
you should sue your workplace for not taking steps to protect your neurodivergence
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858672 [Report]
in bed drinking a coke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858675 [Report] >>211858697
Why is Stella Creasy so fucking obsessed with abortion? It seems to have intensified since he had her child which is especially strange given most anti-abortion women I know are mothers.
Anonymous United States No.211858680 [Report]
My coworkers hate me because they said I walk gay and retarded
Anonymous Australia No.211858693 [Report]
>>211858546
used to be like this too, but if you don't really want to engage i've found it's pretty easy to fall back on traditional niceties, pretend to care about what they're saying, just smile and nod, and say "i'm sorry to hear that" if they tell you about anything bad that happened to them. it's pretty minimal effort to get people to think you're just a generically nice guy, which is better than being thought of as a rude cunt
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858696 [Report]
>>211858606
200% more likely to be slapped on the noggin by yours truly wahey
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858697 [Report] >>211859056
>>211858675
don't know who that is
I suggest you stop obsessing over ecelebs that you'll never know
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858699 [Report]
in bed snorting coke
Anonymous Ireland No.211858701 [Report] >>211858726
Hey guys, just letting you know that I like you, I offer my friendship to you freely, and I believe that you can achieve anything you put your mind to!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858718 [Report]
watching a video and expanding my mind
Anonymous Australia No.211858723 [Report]
watching gay porn and expanding my arse hole
Anonymous New Zealand No.211858726 [Report] >>211858794
>>211858701
up the ra
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858728 [Report]
>>211858514
chundering down my shirt at this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858732 [Report] >>211858805 >>211858816 >>211858821
>>211858586
It's funny because from my autistic, silent observer position I get to overhear a lot of interactions other people have. And to my mind there are guys at toil who will flirt shamelessly with every young-ish woman that works there.

These guys are 40 years old or more and they'll go out of their way every time to strike up conversations with birds who are 18 or 19, all the way up to 35. But usually the older women are wise to it so these lads don't bother trying it on. The younger women always seem to enjoy it though which I think is funny.

As you say, I am no doubt labelled an insane creep for keeping to myself and doing my work. Meanwhile, these lads are putting the feelers out on literally every woman under the age of 30, every single day, yet this transparent behaviour isn't picked up on by most young women. They revel in a bit of lecherous flirting, it seems.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858733 [Report] >>211858803 >>211858819 >>211858845
started reading shakespeare. it's basically like reading a tv show but in your head. funny that.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858734 [Report]
get your fucking willy out for the ira
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858747 [Report] >>211858813 >>211858832 >>211858882
Liam O'Hanna, or Liam Og O hAnnaidh, is accused of displaying a flag in support of Hezbollah, a proscribed organisation in the UK, at a gig last year.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858758 [Report]
off out to get skin cancer
Anonymous Ireland No.211858794 [Report] >>211858852
>>211858726
What are New Zealand women like anon?
I'm meeting one in a bit to give a house viewing to (Might be my new housemate haha)
>Housemates
Yeah Ireland sucks.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858803 [Report] >>211858864 >>211858902 >>211858977
>>211858733
the text is all ye olde english though

in school, had our english teacher not converted the written text to actual, understandable language I'd have had zero idea what was happening. If I bought a shakespeare book off the shelf I'd have no clue what was going on unless it had been translated to modern english
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858805 [Report] >>211859089
>>211858732
you didn't know that men like flirting with attractive women and all women like attention?
Anonymous Ireland No.211858813 [Report]
>>211858747
Don't reckon flags should be illegal me.
>Luv me vexillology
Should be an adequate defence.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858816 [Report]
>>211858732
alri sadiq khan
Anonymous Australia No.211858819 [Report]
>>211858733
really amusing mental image of some deano reading shakespeare right now
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858821 [Report]
>>211858732
flirting is natural and harmless.
you're an aberrant freak and should be dealt with before you hurt someone
Anonymous New Zealand No.211858823 [Report]
willy in one hand, pint in the other, flat cap on me head and knickers up me arse
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858832 [Report]
>>211858747
Liam O'Hanraha-hanrahan Og O hAnnaidh O'hAnnaidh'hAnnaidh Hanrahan
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858839 [Report]
going in shower
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858841 [Report] >>211858874 >>211858890 >>211858895 >>211858909
no fun allowed
Anonymous Ireland No.211858845 [Report]
>>211858733
Dream of mine to get some of me mates together and do some amateur Shakespeare in the street and that for busker money, would be lit.
Just need some mates that do more than drink pints aha x
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858849 [Report]
accidentally deleted my youtube history what am i like
Anonymous New Zealand No.211858852 [Report]
>>211858794
depends on the person but generally decent people, usually easy going and mild mannered. We have housemates here too, housing market is fucked everywhere mostly. Try not to rape her please
Anonymous Australia No.211858863 [Report]
>you're an aberrant freak
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858864 [Report] >>211858966
>>211858803
most of it's understandable and the version i have has a thing at the bottom of the page telling you some of the context for the harder words and references. a lot of it just reads like a conversation you'd see in a soap or sitcom but with doths and thous instead
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858874 [Report] >>211858924
>>211858841
the woke mob are mental
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858882 [Report]
>>211858747
think they're a bunch of larping little cunts but also think hitting them with terrorism charges is fucking stupid
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858890 [Report]
>>211858841
I hate people with bullshit jobs like this. Lollipop parasites slowing down traffic for a job, lazy nonce freaks

Might post some stories of them getting run over
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858895 [Report] >>211858930
>>211858841
imagine the grim cager cunt that whined to the council because he was 0.2 seconds late to his next traffic jam
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858902 [Report] >>211858940
>>211858803
nobody knows what's going on in shakespeare, they just make it up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858909 [Report] >>211858925 >>211858930 >>211858946
>>211858841
motorists when their journey is delayed by 0.01 second
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858914 [Report]
did a good poo and fingered my arsehole as a reward
Anonymous New Zealand No.211858924 [Report]
>>211858874
grim when the lolipop man has gone woke
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858925 [Report]
>>211858909
ktim
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858930 [Report]
>>211858895
>>211858909
Those seconds matter. Children don't
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858940 [Report]
>>211858902
genuine mong take. it's not even that difficult
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858941 [Report]
bored and depressed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858946 [Report] >>211859025
>>211858909
I don't cycle on the roads for this reason, motorists get very tetchy
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858966 [Report]
>>211858864
yeah if soap writers took meth
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858977 [Report]
>>211858803
Shakespeare is early Modern English. Old English was nearly 500 years earlier.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858979 [Report]
Absolutely HATE 'Shakespeare with all the original dialogue but modern setting' films
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211858995 [Report] >>211859012 >>211859027
A lollipop lady, named Rebecca Ashmead, was killed after being struck by a car while working in Yate, Gloucestershire. The driver, Ashley Billing, was sentenced to nine years in prison after pleading guilty to causing death by driving while over the limit, while disqualified and uninsured. Ms. Ashmead, a mother of four, was a beloved lollipop lady known for her dedication to keeping children safe.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859004 [Report]
I'm reading As You Like It and so far it's basically younger brother fights with older brother, beats this other lad in a wrestling match who beat his older brother and the lass who's daughter of an exiled Duke gets wet for him. Even Deanos could get into this if you just changed a few of the titles and names and framed it as an episode of Hollyoaks.
Anonymous Australia No.211859008 [Report]
remembered something important then immediately forgot haha wonder what it was
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859012 [Report]
>>211858995
Based, total lollipop lady death NOW
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859025 [Report]
>>211858946
Cyclists are cunts 90% of them anyway
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859027 [Report] >>211859049
>>211858995
Let's change the name from Ashley to Ahmed, for rorkes sake.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859043 [Report]
hate shakespeare stupid balding prick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859049 [Report]
>>211859027
ffs leftypol a woman is dead and all you can think about if your boyfriend
Anonymous Australia No.211859050 [Report] >>211859070 >>211859086 >>211859156
don't know how i'm going to score gear now that arche has been seized
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859056 [Report]
>>211858697
A member of parliament isn't an eceleb
You take pride in being uninformed do you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859060 [Report] >>211859093
wearing an unironed shirt today like an absolute mad cunt, me. gone off the deep end
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859061 [Report]
my two primary personality traits are "work" and "shy"
Anonymous Canada No.211859064 [Report] >>211859105 >>211859148 >>211859955 >>211859955
Favourite Shakespeare film lads?
For me it's Orson Welles' Macbeth.
The use of lighting, and the minimalist sets and bizarre costumes give it a nightmarish fever dream feel that I just love.
Anonymous Australia No.211859070 [Report] >>211859332
>>211859050
how do you buy ethereum
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859073 [Report] >>211859106
New scran option just dropped
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859080 [Report]
A lorry driver who knocked down and killed a lollipop lady in the east end of Glasgow has been fined £500.

Ian McEwan, 66, knocked down Catherine Gibson, 59, on a pedestrian crossing near Parkhead in January 2010.

He was accused of causing death by careless driving but a jury at Glasgow Sheriff Court returned a not proven verdict to the charge.

The HGV driver, from Newmilns, East Ayrshire, was at the wheel of the lorry when it struck Mrs Gibson as she stepped on to a pedestrian crossing on Fielden Street on 14 January 2010.

Cordia employee Mrs Gibson, from Glasgow's Dennistoun area, was taken to hospital but later died from her injuries.

Annette Shreenan, who was walking her two granddaughters to school that day and saw McEwan run over Mrs Gibson, gave evidence at his trial.

The 50-year-old claimed she saw the lorry stopped at the pedestrian crossing when she arrived there, but that it started to move when Mrs Gibson stepped on to the road.

>She told the court Mrs Gibson faced the lorry, put her hand up and walked backwards but it continued to move and she was caught underneath.

Lollipop lady more like pancake lady
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859086 [Report] >>211859106
>>211859050
arche as in archetype?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859089 [Report] >>211859229
>>211858805
I do know it and really I am jealous of these lads, since they foster much better relationships with these women than I ever could.

What I can't get past though is how transparent the behaviour is. Underneath it all is the unspoken desire these men have to fuck these women. That's what it all boils down to. A joke here, a question there, a conversation now and then. The attitude these men have when speaking to women is completely different to the one they show other men at work. Every word these women receive is further laying down the flirty foundations in the hope that it might one day lead somewhere.

As you say, women enjoy it. So do the men. And I expect it probably does work, in the sense that eventually these lads will strike upon a woman at work who is receptive to their flirty banter and might shag them, even if it doesn't develop into a full blown relationship.

But my autism can't overlook that there's a kind of falsehood to all of these interactions. At the surface level it's a man asking women about their lives every day, but when you look at the big picture the reason he's doing it isn't because he's interested in the answers so much as he is in the hope that it might lead to sex one day.

I'm not saying all men who aren't me behave this way either. There are many men at my work who aren't salacious flirts with all the women. But I just find it funny that these select few men, who I would describe as almost predatorial, aren't registered as creeps on the radars of women under the age of 35.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859093 [Report]
>>211859060
guarantee nobody notices or cares
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859105 [Report]
>>211859064
very silly looking crown
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859106 [Report]
>>211859086
as in
>>211859073
Anonymous Australia No.211859113 [Report] >>211859144
Big Arch
4406 kJ | 1057 kcal4406 kJ 1057 kcal

Two 100% beef patties, white cheddar cheese slices, crispy and slivered onions, lettuce, pickles and the Big Arch sauce delivering that distinctive McDonald’s taste all in a poppy & sesame seed bun.
Anonymous Australia No.211859139 [Report] >>211859166
looks like a big mac but good
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859144 [Report]
>>211859113
unnecessary amount of calories that. would have to eat that in 3 sittings me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859148 [Report] >>211859274
>>211859064
Thats a good one. l also like Henry V by Lawrence Oliver
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859156 [Report] >>211859292
>>211859050
When did this happen?
Anonymous Ireland No.211859166 [Report] >>211859248
>>211859139
Looks tasty.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859173 [Report] >>211859200
I'm gonna put rorke in the chokie
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859184 [Report] >>211859193
we call them gherkins
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859187 [Report] >>211859289
Back from a 3 day ban for "racism" because I stated how Sunnis are doing... le nothing in the face of Israel's schizo genocide ww3 crap, while Shias are willing to actually fight for Gaza
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859188 [Report]
looks like the runts are all squealing in delight at their new slop offering
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859190 [Report] >>211859222 >>211859226 >>211859233 >>211859267
>All UK Cryptocurency providers/exchanges are being asked to share all coin transactions with HMRC from January 2026 in order to make sure they are taxing people correctly on any gains made on coin held in wallets or sent/sold.
Anonymous Ireland No.211859192 [Report]
Favourite Assassin's Creed assassin?
>Hardmode: No Ezio.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859193 [Report]
>>211859184
we're not allowed to use that word
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859200 [Report]
>>211859173
he'd love it in there
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859214 [Report] >>211859260
Politicians on BBC Two saying the grooming gang scandal is not as bad as the potential racism which will now occur
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859220 [Report]
>You take pride in being uninformed do you?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859222 [Report]
>>211859190
Literally not a big deal
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859226 [Report]
>>211859190
just use a vpn mate
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859229 [Report] >>211859411
>>211859089
It's sad that these old men are Deanos who grew up and never learned how to interact with people beyond unga bunga sex, like all their interactions are locked into that and nothing actually truthful or with depth and they'll likely forever remain that way.
Anonymous Belgium No.211859233 [Report]
>>211859190
LOL i can remember crypto lads saying that crypto will replace banking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859243 [Report] >>211859258
Can't say Sunnis are cowards without getting banned in seconds but apparently scat porn spam can be ignored by janny all day
Anonymous South Africa No.211859248 [Report] >>211859297
>>211859166
i love these
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859258 [Report]
>>211859243
The janni is a sunni
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859260 [Report]
>>211859214
british politicians are hardly going to come out against child rape are they
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859267 [Report] >>211859316
>>211859190
wasn't the whole point of cryptocurrency that it couldn't be meddled with by governments?
Anonymous Canada No.211859274 [Report]
>>211859148
>Henry V by Lawrence Oliver
Amazing film. The way the production begins on the stage, then opens up to painting-like diorama sets, before opening up again to full real location for the battle, before reverting, like a concertina, back through these stages and ending on the stage where it began.
Just masterful work from Olivier.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859289 [Report]
>>211859187
>this window will close in 3 seconds
Anonymous Ireland No.211859290 [Report] >>211859299
Pulling my willard to Hannah Becker's OnlyFans.
Love this kraut bint I do.
Anonymous Australia No.211859292 [Report] >>211859311
>>211859156
few days ago, i was about to finalise an order for some valium i got off there, looks like the seller is shit out of luck
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859297 [Report] >>211859341
>>211859248
I can see hitler's face in this
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859299 [Report]
>>211859290
Imagine the beer flatulence
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859302 [Report] >>211859339 >>211859343 >>211859355
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859307 [Report]
dadberg watching australian american football
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859311 [Report]
>>211859292
Annoying I get my fags on there
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859316 [Report] >>211859365
>>211859267
They can't trace Monero transactions so long as they aren't done via an exchange
But every other crypto is cucked and will tell the government how it was traded
Anonymous Australia No.211859332 [Report]
>>211859070
coinbase usually, i just buy bitcoin and then send it over to tradeogre where i can exchange it for monero
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859337 [Report]
took some books to the charity shop and they wouldn't take a couple by neil gaiman. he's been found guilty without trial by the court of public opinion it would seem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859339 [Report]
>>211859302
has the squirts probs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859341 [Report]
>>211859297
No you cant
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859343 [Report] >>211859356 >>211859383
>>211859302
>Princess of Wales
Is English
Wasn’t born in Wales
Has no connection to Wales
Doesn’t speak Welsh
Doesn’t care about Wales
Make it make sense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859350 [Report] >>211859381 >>211859394 >>211859407
Angela Rayner just confirming if Trump starts WW3 by invading Iran then Britain will join in too.
You WILL die for Israel, like it or not.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859355 [Report]
>>211859302
who's that
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859356 [Report] >>211859395
>>211859343
well you see mate she's married to the man who holds the title "prince of wales"
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859359 [Report]
my feet smell like weed
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859365 [Report]
>>211859316
They can actually if you aren’t using your own node
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859374 [Report]
Rorke once again convinced we will have full conscription to fight lran
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859381 [Report]
>>211859350
leftypol drooling at the thought of the refugee crisis
Anonymous Canada No.211859383 [Report]
>>211859343
Read a book paki
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859386 [Report]
Never seen a binble in a charity shop. Are they allowed to accept them? Also my local one has massive pride flags at the entrance
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859394 [Report]
>>211859350
Nah, gonna stay right here thank you very much!
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859395 [Report] >>211859412 >>211859433
>>211859356
>prince of Wales
Is English
Wasn’t born in Wales
Has no connection to Wales
Doesn’t speak Welsh
Doesn’t care about Wales
Make it make sense
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859407 [Report]
>>211859350
i wont actually. i'm a conscientious objector (to supporting that particular 'ally').
and the government are seriously deluded if they think any frail anxious leftypol runts or the hordes of anti-semitic neo-brits will sign up.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859411 [Report] >>211859519
>>211859229
From an evolutionary perspective it makes sense though. This particular genre of man basically lives for sex with women. It is his singular focus in life and to this end it's almost guaranteed he'll spread his genes, even if it means marrying then getting a divorce when he inevitably cheats on his wife.

Some would even argue it's the basic function of testosterone, perhaps these men just naturally have a lot of testosterone and their lifelong behaviour is mostly a result of the vast amount of sex hormone flowing through them at all times.

I've seen this type of man my whole life, from school onwards into adulthood and work. There's loads of them. I think most lads will have crossed path with such men as well. While they might be jovial and friendly to your face, there's always that underlying impression deep down that this man would throw you under the bus for a crumb of pussy if it came to it.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859412 [Report] >>211859449
>>211859395
england conquered wales 800 years ago
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859433 [Report] >>211859493
>>211859395
it's like inheriting your gran's stinky little dog when she dies
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859447 [Report] >>211859477 >>211859483
If you support the monarchy and are either a cuckold who loves slobbering on the boots of your "superiors" and getting raped by billionaires, or an inbred fox hunting toff who directly benefits from this system.
Either way you should be guillotined in a revolution. We the people must finish what Cromwell and Robespierre began.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859449 [Report]
>>211859412
Well aware of that
Anonymous Canada No.211859457 [Report]
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859476 [Report] >>211859511 >>211859553
sorry lads we're gonna need every male aged 18-40 to sign up and parachute into lran
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859477 [Report]
>>211859447
>We the people must finish what Cromwell and Robespierre began.
abolish the monarchy and set up a hereditary dictatorship
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859483 [Report]
>>211859447
i don't support the monarchy but i also think you're a smelly larper
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859493 [Report]
>>211859433
How so?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859501 [Report]
yes rorke everyone with glasses and a nose is a jew
Anonymous Australia No.211859509 [Report]
aus has 0 obligation to join but well do it anyway because were golems
Anonymous Belgium No.211859511 [Report]
>>211859476
can imagine those pale timid timmies all shoved into a cargo airplane
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859519 [Report]
>>211859411
Knew a lad like this in school and most people would put up with him with a grimace on their face because, despite finding his behaviour revolting, they saw him as being near or at the top of the pecking order. He would go around to all the female teachers under 35 and act like a dog humping their leg trying any excuse to talk to them. Was honestly quite weird to watch at times. Remember my English teacher waving at me walking past saying bye when she was leaving once with the lad just trailing behind her trying to get her attention.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859523 [Report]
the army needs neet /brit/ boys
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859526 [Report] >>211859544
gammons love talking about kids being groomed but never talk about how kids are groomed to worship the monarchy at every school in the uk
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859541 [Report]
almost 1pm and the joyless /pol/ runts have woken up
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859544 [Report] >>211859560
>>211859526
you seem to know a lot about grooming kids
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859553 [Report] >>211859580
>>211859476
And suddenly I'm autistic, adhd, gender dysphoric and suicidal
Haha whoops, sorry Mr Army Recruiter man I shall not be dying for Israel
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859560 [Report] >>211859582
>>211859544
Do I?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859568 [Report]
Neil Gayman
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859580 [Report]
>>211859553
Reckon you can just say you have anxiety and depression nowadays
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211859582 [Report]
>>211859560
yes
Anonymous Mexico No.211859593 [Report] >>211859614
>>211859534
>>211859534
>>211859534
Anonymous United States No.211859614 [Report]
>>211859593
early gay shit
Anonymous Canada No.211859955 [Report]
>>211859064
>>211859064
kys pedo