Thread 211872985

Steve French edition

>>211872985 (OP)
The question is when will Trump deploy the GBU-57 MOP "bunker-buster" U.S. special non-nuclear bomb and blow the fuck out of Iran????????????????????????????????????

>>211872985 (OP)
thats a big fuckin mr kitty, arent'cha

>>211873026
he's literally me

>>211872985 (OP)
Ok "Pictures of Lily" by the Who is a hit song released in the '60s about Gooning. I mean listen to the lyrics
https://youtu.be/etmw8JvMO30?si=01odhBJeRIPcqP5F

bunker busting brazilian bundas

Walla Walla

>>211873048
the times's front cover, edition of today

It do be like that

sprayed some hand sanitizer into my big belly button, don't know why I did it

coca cola is good for you

Please, Mother Mercy, take me from this place
And the long-winded curses I hear in my head
The words never listen, and teachers, oh, they never learn
But I'm warm from the candle, though I feel too cold to burn

>remembered my /pol/ phase
god i'm so embarrassed. i can't believe none of my normie friends told me to knock that shit off

>>211873130
didnt they go under during the pandemic. i herad they closed most of their restaurants

>>211873136
life is an experiment

>>211873232
life is a sexperiment

>>211873118
>bunker busting brazilian bundas

Chef at Wendy's

>>211873162
>coca cola is good for you

You guys don't reply to me enough. I might have to leave and take my talents to /brit/

>>211873372
sorry

I get hella (you)s

Apparently I might get a job teaching computers to people in OBLOCK. Not even kidding.

>>211873402
congrats

>>211873372
>You guys don't reply to me
>Taking my talents to brit
Lmfao

>>211873402
they cant be allowed to learn such power

As the zoomers would say: dogwalked by Israel

>>211873465
Ok but most Boomers unironically think this too kek. I shouldn't have to explain to you how to go to Google when you've been an officer for 30 years (looking at you dad)

>>211873495
Redditpaki
I love Israel

Normgroids have started using “soy” it’s so over

>>211873641
Soy post

Soy is coal as fuck anyway

>America is currently worse than Somalia(the country she fled)
Who votes for these people?

>>211873768
Pic related sorry

>>211873768
Im assume she’s moving back to Somali

>>211873836
Lmfao of course not

uncle tom was a good slave

>>211873918
His KD wasn't all that great

Somalia is better than America because there’s no government to tax me and I can be a pirate!

>>211874014
just put the fries in the bag bro

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

pool day! Yay!

>>211874014
2015 redditoid type post

>>211874098
I’d be a warlord if I was born in Somalia…..

Wine anybody?

>>211874305
barefoot doesnt get me drunk

homeless schizos yelling at each other outside again

>>211874360
I think you just have a problem

>>211874400
>SHGZRHXRJDTXONXD!
>NIGGA FUCK YOU!

>>211874404
say that to my face and not online, bitch

>>211874455
>say that to my face and not online, bitch
https://youtu.be/WdlIKy2lJ_g?si=j8UMs77ZhRBP5h9N

>>211874528
he's literally me

finna goon

>>211874789
what the plan, boss

going to the beach on friday

America is the land of stupid phrases in hats and shirts

do you have autism

just had sex with my gf

>>211875033
>Said the nigga wearing a "toxico" shirt

>>211875179
faggot

Mexico is the land of walking really slow and casually even when you should hurry the fuck up.

>>211875201
Blahpipo do this here

>>211875033
pendejo

I could easily afford to move out of my parents house but I'm afraid I'd get lonely living on my own. I don't have any friends nearby that I could room with either

>>211875201
this explains that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYHcgsG4k7g

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>211875179
How big is her cock?

Would anyone be interested to see the corpse flower I saw today?

Heroin addict uncle is outside screaming to himself demonically again. I can't wait for the day this faggot dies.

>>211875484
yes

>>211875484
Yes. The one in DC?

>>211875506
i thought heroin just makes you relaxed and comfortable?

>>211875484
sure go for it

>>211875600
It does when you're high on it
Otherwise it fills your mind and life with tremendous frustration, guilt and who knows whatever else. It's part of the reason they can't stay clean. Imagine pissing all your hopes and dreams down the can, not even to get high anymore, but just to make the nightmare of your life go away.

>>211875527
>>211875535
I'm in Southern California, there are a few corpse flower specimens in this region that I know of.
Currently, the one in Long Beach is blooming, so I went to go see it.
It smelled more like body odor and spoiled vegetables to me than a corpse, but apparently the smell goes through different cycles of intensity so I saw it at the wrong (or right) time.

why come I cant eat if I have to take a drug test at 10 in the morning

nigga Im HUNGRY

>>211875623
Sorry I didn't see your post before my reply, here's a compensatory (You)

>>211875699
Not having hoes is honestly the least of problems living in southern California

>>211875649
crazy looking thing
they grow wild there?

N

>>211875649
Neato

i cant believe she left me for some fucking italian manlet

>>211875778
Me. Him.

>>211875820
We're stuck in traffic with nowhere of importance to go

Bumper to bumper traffic in Los Transgelese moves at like 70 mph

>>211875888
not truer at all but I did see retards racing each other switching lanes while I was stuck on I5 once

>>211875817
he saved her from a giant turtle monster, they were destined to be together.

>>211875732
No, they are native to Borneo and Sumatra

need to kms

S
>southwest Latinos
A
>Texas latinos
>mountain west Latinos
B
>midwest Latinos
C
>west coast Latinos
D
northeast Latinos
F
>florida Latinos

>latinos
>masculine

Finished the god awful cars game event in the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™

Now I'm tired of being awake, so I'll read isekai and go to sleep.

>>211876134
Midwest and West coast should probably be flipped, but otherwise based on
>>211876150
I am judging on content of character and valores but yes we are also the most handsome no homo

>>211876134
>implying Angie is F tier

lmao. lol even.

>>211876196
>we

When jews die they become house flies that shit on white ceilings and windows while they rub their hands.

>>211876214
Imagine having consensual sex with her

break

I always crash hard after lunch
I guess it's just the caffeine crash, but I feel like kms desu but it's always like this only in the afternoon

>>211876338

>churro
got damn Id eat one of thsoe in a second

>>211876134
There is no difference between latinos in the U.S
Anyways in my experience SW latinos are the trashiest and most stereotypical like unironically wearing shirts thst sau "mi familia" with a big ass cross

Kanye West's gf feels like watching porn after you climaxed. Just sorta gross and unappealing

Never understood the hate for landlords until now

watching destiny

>>211876567
Would you still watch him if he called Muhammad a pedo

>>211876580
Destiny would never do that. Pot calling the kettle black and all.

Denounce the Mullah now

>>211876580
why are you obsessed with mohamed

>>211876650
Denounce him
It’s a simple request

>>211876646
the villain from Oddworld?

Lol I just tried posting in the Israel general and asked them a simple question, they flipped and reported/deleted my post in like 20 seconds flat. It wasn't even antisemitic or anything, I was genuinely curious what they thought.

>>211876776
You probably called them Sheckelsteins

>>211876776
I have been met with nothing but love in the isr general

>>211876789
I literally asked them if they thought the Big Event would cause an influx of refugees to Europe. That general is incredibly nasty and hostile honestly.

My love for women is endless
I love them so much it’s unreal

>>211876829
my love is only for white women

>>211876798
are you fk?

I used to like fk a lot until i found out he was a jslur tolerator

>>211876829
theyre boring nowadays

>>211876851
Yes
Am Yisrael Chai

>>211876849
Do you love the specimen in that image?

>>211876891
>they openly welcome the degen foot-and-scat fetishist
>while immediately screaming at the benign Canadian to get out

telling. very telling.

>>211876919
yes i lobe blondes

>>211876829
who is that

>>211876932
lol I only ever go in an post stuff like this

>>211845256
>>211778507
>>211643495

>>211876949
https://x.com/augustobsessed/status/1914779649059574006

why are you all brown

>>211877062
thanks can i borrow $50

>>211877028
lmfao

>>211877098
I can send you a 50CAD Amazon gift card if you give me your email

>>211877062
i love findom

>>211877079
I am a h'white male

Had a long hard day at the jorkin it factory if you catch my drift

>>211876134
And this is on the Latino scale, on the full race scale Latinos are down in F tier with blacks so Florida Latinos must be horrible

back from what? why do girls always use phrases wrong?

>>211877149
Can’t believe there are cum niggas ouchea unironically called BENJAMIN

>>211877178
this is a Florida latino

>>211877207
I wonder if her breasts are soft or hard like an inflated basketball

>>211877235
they're soft, she got one of the 1% top tier surgeons who is a master at his craft. you can tell by the way they hang and move that he did an A+ job.

>>211877207
miss! there's a spider on your robe!

stroking

>>211877143
why

>>211877207
id nut in angie ngl 2bh

>>211877207
>>211877263
She look like Samurai Jack

I wish Mexico would contribute more quality posts to this general. Feels like Canadians do all the heavy lifting.

>>211876816
I got banned for three days for asking MENA why they’ve all abandoned Palestine
It’s just the Jeet janny

im so hard

fuck you want me to do about it

I got blue balled big time tonight
Won’t masturbate tho
Gonna save the cummies for tomorrow

If you think about it, expensive stuff seems to just be playing the long-game. Like, Starbucks used to be the most ridicules and asinine place you can imagine. $3 for coffee? Fuck you. But now, Starbucks prices are pretty much the same of McCafe, Timmy's, etc, so they're more popular because they built a social cache off of being a former status symbol. Same with Ben and Jerry's, used to be wildly expensive but honestly $3 for a tiny tub of ice cream seems about right. Ice cream just costs more, and at least they had the creativity to have so many mixes and flavors.

I think in five years Five Guys prices are just going to be normal burger prices. When In-N-Out or McDonald's pathetic little cuck burgers costs the same as a Five Guys' burger, the choice will be clear.

>>211877392
Stop. Please god help!

>>211877263
reminds me of lisa ann

>>211877401
You can’t suffer in the US

>>211877356
Reminds me of the early days of the Ukraine invasion where 99% of posts had to be pro-Ukraine or else entire threads were nuked. I thought after the big raid they would've maybe reconsidered that kind of stuff but I guess it's hard to find consistent volunteers who aren't politically motivated or actually paid shills to push propaganda.
I almost never even go to other generals and my post wasn't mean spirited or anything, just a genuine question and the instant response is nastiness and shitty snarky replies + post deletion.

gonna lie down for some time and then interview prep

>>211877456
I was banned plenty of times for posting anti-Russian pro-Ukrainian shit thoughbeit

>>211877456
boo hoo nigga

>>211877394
>I got blue balled big time tonight
how?

>>211877474
Maybe it varied, I used to post on /k/ but it became the meta that your posts had to be 100% pro-Ukraine or you'd instantly catch a 3 day vacation. They had armies of shills mass-reporting anything they didn't like and then it'd just get instantly approved.

>>211877345
you niggas dont deserve my quality posts anymore. i carried this thread 2020-2023 hard.
i spend most of my time funposting on /vg/ since coming back

>>211877495
smoking doesn't make you look cool THOUGH it makes you look like a drug addict

>>211877401
What's it called when a bitch is too fat to be thin but too thin to be fat? I guess chubby? But that still seems a bit harsh.

>>211877538
Half the posts from Mexico are about being a tranny and the other half are about being a jobless gooner.

US would have a much healtheir economy if we chinad a few billionaires every year

>>211877572
>Half the posts from Mexico are about being a tranny

>>211877560
peak fertility looks like this. unless youre absolutely sterile you could just put the tip in her and she'll still conceive

You keep on telling me that the best things in life are free and I can't agree

Unironically the US economy is mostly just private actors lying to each other about how big shit'll be in the future but everyone is too scared to point that out at this point because that'd destroy everything

>>211877555
shut up cat what do you know about anything youre just a cat

>>211877651
air is free, literally the best thing in your life right now.

>>211877489
Was on the couch with the GF watching blade runner 2049 and she put her feet on my lap
I started massaging them and then she stroked the benis through my pants
I started kissing her feet and all
Then she’s like „um btw did the landlord email you yet“ and I said that she did but I haven’t read it yet. So she axxed for my phone, read the mail and got super pissed and megaseethe mad because that old bitch wants to charge 350€ because the apartment was apparently sooo super dirty when we left (obvious BS)
So she just started googling laws and shit and was pissed and then she somehow started seething about medical trials all being male focused lol (she’s on her period now and suffers greatly from PMS after she had her IUD removed)
Anyway her feet haven’t touched my coque after that and now she’s in bed doing a shleepy

reminder that the world IS a beautiful place and life IS worth living

>ela pensa em casamento
>eu nunca mais fui a escola

Business idea: turn the air to smog and sell oxygen to people with an app

>>211877676
I live in a polluted ghetto, the air is actively carcinogenic

>>211877717
source?

bbc i wish i had it in me

>>211877669
It's FOMO. People look back 20 years and see Youtube, Apple, Faceberg, etc. starting up and they think "ah fuck if only I'd bought some stock! I'd be a millionaire!!"
So they lie to themselves about the future, not realizing we're in a major plateau. Human civilization does this, it peaks rapidly and then levels off for centuries. Nothing groundbreaking will come about for the next century because we've exhausted our limits of understanding and also our will to investigate anything to its full potential. We'd rather bicker about pronouns than explore the galaxy. This wasn't always the case. In the 15th and 16th century the elites were obsessed with exploration.

Mexicans in Mexico City unironically whine about too many Americans moving to Mexico City and changing the local culture lmao

I make bbc jokes in /brit/ nobody bats an eye
Some stupid thot makes one and suddenly everyone talks about it

i habe the opportunity to learn chinese or arabic in a program that is guaranteed to make me fluent. i will probs be stuck in either region post college. idk which to do. i like the women of both regions very much.

arab pros: booties that rival latinas
nice skin, take care of themselves well.
i've never read any arabic literature.
chinese pros: no need to hash out the details of jungle fever, you all understand it.
i like chinese literature.

>>211877777
quints

>>211877737
Counter offer: spin it as a political thing so that you can easily leverage the emotionally charged us vs. them climate and do whatever you want qhile they fight about it

>>211877777
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>211877777
Absolutely wasted

>>211877673
yeah cats should stop posting itt if you ask me. lock them up would be my answer if that was the question

>>211877793
they do that in many cities there

>>211877555
*blows smoke in your face*

>>211877777
That movie was so ass man

Zoomers think smoking looks cool

Smoking is so fucking gross

>>211877862
that's not true. zoomers are smoking weed

smoking is so cool

>>211877777
was this guy really the lorax in disguise?

>>211877862
it does and always has
https://youtu.be/USZOGfls5YE?si=Oe-PRtSGBwXUqBYl

Damn I wish women were real they look so cute in anime

Just subbed to Ray William Johnson

>>211877560
thicc

>>211877967
Thique

>>211877811
the ME is unstable so there's always work but it's the ME and the only region that is first world AND amenable to westerners is UAE. Saudi, Qatar, and Kuwait are first-world but not as welcoming. With Chinese you get China, Taiwan, HK, and Singapore as options.

tranny thread

trainee thread

what can we do about the incel problem on 4chan

>>211878054
gorbnuke

gonna goon

>>211878075
Government mandated gfs

>>211878075
I'm having a hard time remembering what's important to me. A lifetime just waiting around for moments like these

I look like this

>>211878075
an ebt-like card but it only works to pay for hookers and strippers

been listening to a lot of Antoha MC lately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2Dc5qfnGY

My mom thinks I'm depressed and is sending me pictures of me when I was a kid, that only makes me more depressed,

how about a cbt card and you can only pay for ballbusting

>>211878218
You are gay

>>211878218
Sorry.

>>211878233
no but once I drunkenly beat one

met some irish niggas today

>>211878233
get his ass

>>211878249
what did you think

i saw one of my neighbors at the liquor store just now, and he was talking about his parents because father's day just came around. you know how when people learn a new word, they use it a lot for a few days? i think that's what was going on here, because he kept saying they were both irascible. now, i could be totally wrong here, but i've always pronounced that word the same way you'd say "rascal". he was not saying it that way. "yeah, my dad's getting on in years, so he's erase-able.", "my folks are both kind of erase-able, so it's tough finding a place for them to settle." i was standing there thinking i had the totally wrong measure of this man! that he was casually confiding in me that his parents were disposable. i had to mentally catch up quick, then bite my tongue not to laugh when i figured out what he meant. grumpy! his parents are old and grumpy. man. i thought i was living by a mob boss for a second, the way i misunderstood him.

>>211878103
I think if the government gave actual benefits to mothers, like if there was a program like the military where women could sign up to be impregnated and be given free housing, streaming, food, etc, and conscript men with high IQs and good health we'd see a much higher fertility rate. I think the problem with fertility is simply that once you have a kid you're just stuck at that point in your life; once you have a kid you're not going to work on your art, you're not going to switch jobs, you're not going to go to classes, etc. But if there was a system where babies were raised by competent public servants and parents were allowed the leeway to actually live their lives, or a cultural push to make people appreciate their position more, more people will willingly breed.

>>211878218
>>211878233
>>211878259
pendejos

>>211878218
I hate women so much it's unreal

>>211878290
genial people

>>211878353
Be in Los Cabos between 12 and 15 of july

If I were president, I'd bring back the WPA. It seems like a massive waste of money to contract public construction. Like, why spend all this money on a middle-man whose best interest is overcharging the shit out of you when you could just have the only expense being small teams in every town and material costs.

Imagine it. Most towns would have an office where construction workers go and sign up, they're than bussed to the site and are given their tasks and materials. No consultants, no independent surveying, no dealing with nepo-companies, you just have the WPA offices and anyone who wants decent pay for honest work.

women are so ungrateful

watchin destiny

wet pussy association

>>211878605
same

>>211878124
scawy

gooned

>>211878527
Los Cabos is for rich fags

my bratty findom goddess is so greedy

>>211878709
Findom?

if i were president i would be like polpot and kill more than half of mexico

>>211878709
my goddess forbade me to cum this month

Just dropped a couple bands in my ROTH IRA

>>211878728
It's literally a fetish where you give your money to some hoe. I had an OF for two months (lapse of my humanity) because I met the one chick who fit my fetish perfectly, but she did findom shit to me so I deleted the whole account. It's simp shit by simp standards. These days I just imagine the kind of porn I wish existed.

>>211878776
during pride month???

>>211878811
apparently the IRA is making a comeback

>>211878828
Why is it called "fin"dom

>>211878605
>>211878616
you do know hasan is live right?

>>211878850
it was invented in finland

got my aladdin pants on

>>211878856
im not a commie

>>211878850
Fin is short for "financial", it's "financial domination".

How do these streamers make money? Do they advertise shit live on stream and tell people to buy it or something? Or do you have to subscribe to watch them play video games? Genuinely have no idea since I don't watch any streamers.

>>211878868
oh i gotta see this. lmao what are you talking about?? i'm picturing actual, huge pants. you mean like disney pajama pants right?

hasan boring af

so fucking hungry, don't know what to eat

>>211878883
Sad :(

>>211878856
shut up idiot, destiny OWNS hasan and asmongoloid

>>211879031
truth nuke

Who’s really suffering?
Casualties
Israel Palestine
1,200 55,000
+6,000,000 (remember?)

>>211878958
look up a sandwich place near you with the highest sanitation score. that's what i'm in the mood for. i love to buy two, so there's one in the fridge for the next day. you forget it's in there, then smile and feel like some angel left it in there for you. "thanks, me."

>>>/r9k/81535784
made one

>>211879115
retarded post

>>211879115
netorare hentai

>>211879115
funny how so many incels go on r9k to simp for girls and even after the girls are shown to be trannies the incels rather go berserk than admit they got catfished kek. it happened to jason.

>>211879111
i usually just get chipotle but everything's fucking expensive. Takeouts are $15 minimum these days. Used to be $8-10

>>211879115
jasonesque

>>211879111
>with the highest sanitation score
gay
the flavor comes from unwashed hands and cook utensils

I have one juicy striploin steak left and I've been marinating it for 36 hours. Gonna do this baby just right, Jason is going to be so jealous while he's hunched over his keyboard eating tater tots and KRAFT singles.

what sucks is that i was forced to follow a college course i hated to be a accountant but now i wanna go to medical school since it was a dream

>>211879230
are you doing anything today? you could try out some recipe on youtube. quesadillas are amazingly easy to make well and very cheap, ingredient-wise.

>>211879280
I want to make sperm inside emma watson but some dreams will always be just that unfortunately

>>211879325
are the famed emma yank?

>>211879339
No, just an emma yank

shuffled the cards ngl

>>211879361
Bro shuffled the cards lmao

>>211879115
I am average or less than average in every way, I still spanks a lot of bitches

twenty years in the can i wanted manicott. i compromised i ate grilled cheese off the radiator

Negal Madrid 1-1 Al-Hilal
Game Ended.

I didn't expect any better from Negal Madrid.

>>211879428
trust everybody but always cut the cards

>>211879424
ugly fat repulsive hag elephant bitches no doubt

I got paid a day early and I don't know why. Is tomorrow a holiday or something

>>211879463
soccer might be the gayest of the pro sportsballs. it's at least tied with Cricket for gayest.

>>211879515
I wish I could show pics

>>211879515
Not him but a pussy is a pussy. Beats beating it

>>211879541
your employer is probably going out of business, they're tying up any loose ends before they tell everyone they're out of a job

>>211873082
3rd panel, upper lip

>>211879463
VIVA LOS BLANCOS

>>211879541
It's June 10th my nigger
the day they killed linkin and sheeit

>>211879563
i disagree

Business idea: a law firm that specializes in suing the weather forecasters when they get it wrong.

>>211879621
ok but what's reggie's starter pokemon

>>211879599
You're free too but cuddling with a freshly showered fat girl feels good if they aren't so fat you cant wrap your arm around them
Also if they are REALLY fat the blubber constricts the pussy and they can feel tight as fuck

>>211879621
suing on... a prediction? doesn't hold much weight

>>211879682
Maybe you can find precedent with someone suing a "fortune teller"

>>211879563
oh, i don't know. sometimes you just don't have the energy. i didn't have sex with a lady who was very pretty one time because we had eaten garlic bread and i wanted to brush my teeth first. but we had also had wine, and it took me to bed before she could. i have never had to weigh these morally complex options before masturbating.

>>211879682
Suing on loss of profit, travel cancellation fees, events, etc. There's a demonstrable financial impact caused directly by the information provided by weather forecasters.
The point would mainly be to use lawfare to antagonize forecasters so they either a.) become more accurate, b.) stop what they're doing outright because they're no good at it, or c.) kill themselves.
>>211879640
Pikachu obviously.

thoughts on sepuku?

>>211879711
Thats why you need to keep a small mouthwash bottle in the car or your manpurse if you take public transpo.
Good for a lil sipp too if you're ever stressed

>>211873641
I heard a normgroid zoomie today openly talking about videos of Jews laughing at Palestinians
Normies today parrot 4chan memes

>russia directly warns trump against joining on israel's side
>china condemns israel and says they won't just sit back and watch

>>211879727
yeah but all of that is based on relying on a prediction

>>211879762
>Good for a lil sipp too if you're ever stressed

>>211879804
Please be WW3 please lord

>>211879303
i need to do interview prep. I can make 70k more than my current job. So I think i'll just get takeout till I then

>>211879822
We've all been there man or had the gf ask where all the vanilla extract went.

>>211879835
i wish you the best of luck.

>>211879810
Yes. The point is to instill a level of culpability and legal liability to the weather forecasters. They will be required to have minimum accuracy levels per annum, any forecaster who is wrong more than 30% of the time is subject to fines and imprisonment.

>>211879879
thanks anon!

NEW
>>211879946

>>211879682
Everything is possible in the land of the free.

>>211879828
Don't make me tap the sign.

tell me a specific reason you ended a friendship

>>211880415
>>211880415
>>211880415

>>211880117
She tried to rape me

>>211875079
Yes