Thread 211874442

Volkshalle edition

any sissy hypno man in

swarthy general

Since I lost weight I've noticed that I have less mastery over my farts

>>211874447
get the bull booked x

Keisha Buchanan and Amelle Berrabah of the Sugababes at "The Devil Wears Prada" - Charity Gala Screening (2006)

>>211874494
fucking babes... need them to suck my arse clean

>>211874494
Butterkist Salted

>>211874447
And yet I bet you made her a spag bole just the way she likes it, you utter mug

the scran

NOT GUILTY

SHE KILLED A COP AND GOT NOT GUILTY IN AMERICA

HOLY FUCK THIS IS HISTORIC

Sup crodie

>>211874442 (OP)
looks terrible

the scran

Where do I go to buy prescription substances online? Asking for me.

if i could speak to younger me id give his arsehole a good shagging

>>211874575
jude

rorkesian dialectic

the scran

creg there's been a teer attack the world trade center is falling !!!

>>211874603
you already did

love it when I'm shagging the my gf and we start making the "plap" sound and I just think of the plapjak and go "wow that's literally me"

>>211874658
she fat?

>>211874658
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>>211874668
yeah shes obese when she takes off her knickers all i smell is pooey sweat

>>211874676
cronem baby feeder

i've reached out to 3 girls just this night

>>211874683
um

>>211874668
obviously
her legs aren't fat but everything else is
>>211874683
nah she doesn't smell bad since she washes regularly fortunately
would not be dating her if her hygiene was bad

The new 'eitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yflTGwu-OHA

Just watched The Mirror (1975)

ooh bet the cronem just finished showering? yeah? haha walking around in those gherkin branded bathrobes in the lounge picking out katies? yeah?
and batondem doing allat swinging while they're at it

Just come back from a walk should’ve wore my sliders my feet are drippin

>>211874293
You the one who had his dildos found

why thred ded

there a mankickball thing on or something?

>>211874726
was howling at his meltdown over people heckling him calling him a paedo and a wifebeater lmao

just looked in the mirror (2025)

The Western Aryans, following the direction of the setting Sun, poured into Europe. The Hellenes conquered Greece; the Italic tribes conquered Italy. The Celts swept across Northwestern Europe, as far as Ireland. In Northern Europe, the Germanic peoples established their distinctive culture.

All of the nations and peoples of Europe, with the exception of the Basques in the west and the Finno-Ugric peoples in the northeast, are descended from the Western Aryans. (And the Basques and Finno-Ugrians are of related racial lineage, in any case.) Because the peoples they conquered were racially similar to them, intermixture between the Indo-European conquerors and the pre-Indo-European ‘Old Europeans’ allowed the Western Aryans to maintain their distinctive racial identity to this day.

The names ‘Ireland,’ ‘Iran,’ and ‘Armenia’ all mean ‘land of the Aryans,’ and testify to the extent of Indo-European or Aryan settlement. Among the ancient Hittites, possibly the oldest Aryan civilization, we find documents using the term nata ara to refer to non-Hittites. It means exactly what you think it means: ‘non-Aryan.’

>>211874687
FOR WHAT
SEX

JUST TEXT THEM
I WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU TONIGHT

>>211874775
Did you enjoy it?

just asked siri to set me a seven minute timer

>>211874786
no ;_;

another day in my smelly horrible incel life

>>211874784
nah, relationships

i could just have a wank and not utterly ruin my chances with them, ta

>>211874753
sup crodeep
baton snapping sounds will be heard soon won't they?

>>211874779
rorke just learned that there are jobs that exist just to pay rorke's son a salary for doing nothing and playing by leftypol's rules

>>211874815
ktim

>>211874779
Rage bait

>>211874821
along with squeakin, yeah x

>>211874779
A different time

cronem in the showers swinging their willies together like a newtons cradle

>>211874858
mmhmm x

a beer drank in time, saves nine

life just ain't for me lads

>>211874779
this tweet doesn't exist you incel

cabergeonamadone

she replied, gonna leave her hanging now until tomorrow
classic neg

where my crodie at

>>211874937
Sup crodie

timmy believing in 'negs'
tyrone smashing becky on same night

is crodie like american cody + cronem

>>211874878
please be male

>>211874966
found out this is not andrew tate

>>211874601
GCHQberg tellylicenseson

>>211874981
Rebel.

>>211874981
weird how i started thinking like this too

Average "israeli" with his 5 passports lmao

ridiculously bulbous pg tip forcing its way into -2
grippydem ting
mmhmm but hymendem stand no chance against yardie goon x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7S_AVdlmk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7S_AVdlmk [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7S_AVdlmk [Embed]
GTFI here lads new brit anthem + vid
let's GOOO

>>211874975
LMAO

>>211875000
GCHQberg againstein

>>211875000
tis mad
it's just that if it is a girl she's mid but if she's actually male then it's 1000x hotter because she looks so feminine

>>211874966
sup effendi, y'aight? waz katy sayin

>>211875015
my friend group started doing this in the last few years and it made me feel old
just talking about gardening equipment

>>211875030
plus you get to suck her cock

>>211875051
i dunno, sounds gay

>>211874982
Well done boomer

the paki gf, as it were, will be sucking my willy in 10 minutes

>>211875012
hymen stand no chance it gone x

proto gf playing hard to get again

your QT panellists

>>211875073
Best Timmy culd do is a throwback to the stone age hairy brown gf lol

>>211875104
at least they made it to the stone age

cronem being extra heinous with the defloration administration
blood is dripping out

just fucking bored if im being honest

i blame OP's boring edition

>>211875104
LOL

remember that irish american who sent a black girl pictures of his dick cumming omds #irishthings

the birds are in misery
i don't think they sing, they just screech in pain

>>211875131
i absolutely did not do my best

he played a fiddle in an irish band
but he fell in love with an englishman

>>211875129
givin dat heinous pipe i s'pose mmhmm
got katy speaking gibberish

>>211874975
>>211875020
>>211875104
>>211875137

why is heatherpaedo samefagging his own posts now then?

>>211875158
i've made a lot of OPs and i genuinely believe a funny one makes the thread a lot funner for all
it's not a political thread ffs

The delegates, Senator

A folksgemeinschaft is whats needed

he likes getting people mad so he spends all day doing that for the one reply you just gave him for this hour

>>211875195
no one reads OP ever

>>211875099
desu i didn't know the exact figures but i know more about iran that most peopel

>>211875221
would clean their arses with my tongue

>>211875221
me in the back on my way back from the asda

>>211874551
id never suggest murder, but i can tell you have thought about how you would do it.

>>211875190
You're wrong though

>>211875073
lil timmy's face turning red holding his breath in while tapping dat luh swc in her rancid curryslit LOL

>>211875230
What a geezer. Belly full, just had a fag, contemplating life

what VPNs are good lads?
i've used Express VPN but want something more useful
Mullvad good?

>>211875221
really regret never shagging a black woman back during my single days. did a chinese girl, an Indian, a paki but never a black.

>>211875231
so you're saying the first thing they see when they click on the thread is not read by anyone

righto lad

I can't help but think about how this man is living under the very real threat of violent death every minute of the day, by the most evil and depraved people on Earth, they are spending every waking moment thinking of ways to kill him and it could happen at any time.

This is a true leader. After Sinwar, after Nasrallah, after Haniyeh, after Soleimani, after all his revolutionary comrades murdered by Israel last week----he is not frightened, hiding and negotiating to preserve himself, like the Kaiser did after WW1, but like Hitler he is ready to take ultimate responsibility for his authority and choose death rather than cowardly surrender.

Khamenei truly is a holy man. At this critical juncture of world history, he stands alone. If they kill him, he's going to live forever.

When we have leaders like this in the West again, that's when we will have earned our right to be free from the Jews!

>>211875258
Nah.

Timmy O'Connor's one and only, his world

>>211875266
I use proton you also get a password manager and an email service that uses end to end encryption

>>211875271
you open the thread and immediately scroll to the bottom of it

>>211875145
Birds have 2 calls usually
"This is mine!" and "I'm horny!"
If they're not solitary birds they might also do "I saw a dog!"

>>211875030
weirdo

>>211875258
nice inspect element

lads whatever you do don't spell bilbo's last name backwards

poo

>>211875294
they look like rabbits when they do that, dont they

>>211875263
LMAO fax
he gotta keep the cope up tho

The victory of world jewery over western europe, that was the outcome of the second world war.

my parrot screeches in pain like "fuck off yanks"

>>211874601
what are you after?

Wonder if he thinks this is how negros actually talk

>>211875349
Rebel.

its bleeding but the violent and rapid bashing is incessant

>>211875320
they look like n*ggers

The snappydem ?

best time of the day right now because the sky looks like an iMac desktop background

>>211875371
mmhmm xx

>>211875371
It's going to be alright you know? Rebel.

putting a 10k bounty on my head

>>211875191
*exits the thread*

>>211875371
oh shiiieeeeeet

this is your latest vape lifehack

>>211875389
rabbit ones

>>211875401
looks like the sky to me freak

strawberries status: harvested

jam status: in progress

the snappenings are occurring right now aren't they? xx

>>211875099
don't know much about tucker except he's meant to be fairly right wing, quite nice to hear a bit of accountability in that sort of circle

>>211875275
stinky pooey brown stink lines emanating from this post

>>211875364
Wagwan G

timmy's crush
she said hi to him now he think he chad

>>211875428
need to smoke a shisha pipe with ginger and menthol in it
on a big rug

>>211875428
dave gorman scramaing at this one

>>211875349
catberg... you ok mate?

>>211875457
earnestly xx

>>211875401
looks like the terrible colour gradient i used to put on all my high school homework

>>211875495
*meows aggresively*

This place is fuckin boring man

di hymen go *pop*

>>211875470
had one of the best wanks of all time

>>211875505
then is not the sky a wake up call to you, to say that youre losing your inner childlike wonder

>>211875460
The mullahs of iran are whiter than the united states Supreme Court and the parliament of iran is whiter than the british parliament (many Africans and asian MPs)

>>211874555
they want you to forget a nigger got paid 2 million dollars for murdering a white boy at school trackmeet

>>211875531
Blame OP for being a faggot like usual

>>211875275
Did the brown man with the big nose and the funny hat kill the other brown man with the big nose and different funny hat? Did he yeah?

cronem finna smash katy's hymen smoove open and dats on piru

I'm the last white man in England

>>211875538
no the sky is pretty, my documents were fuck ugly
i like sitting outside and looking at sky with catberg

the snappydem are beckoning the katies to their chambers rn aren't they? it's being administered rn isn't it? they'll never be the same afterwards will they? xx

I wish someone would get paid 2 million to raid and swat BE wiggers house and kill him with a gun so that we dont have to see his dog shit posts anymore

>The jury also found her not guilty of vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated and leaving the site of the collision. But she was convicted of driving while intoxicated.

gonna need someone to explain how this can happen

I seen shit you wouldn't believe cuz

got so much annual leave to use up
what are some good cheap places to fly to for a week that'd be good for solo traveller /brit/ poster?

cronem jr. finna bust katy's hymen open after this

>>211874555
Man being a woman outweighs being a cop, yet they'll still cry about oppression

who is katy

hymendem done snapped
cronem not satisfied
he violently pummeling cervixdem
he has no mercy

>>211875601
Incel island

>>211875588
Burn?

he thinks he is getting what he wants now because he got a shmeckle of attention. this is hours of posting

my gf makes 50k while i make 27k

Tyrone's selection

>>211875634
ever suck her willy?

>>211875606
Dun u worry about it x

>>211875601
vietnam sounds a lot less sleazy than thailand
could have a go at the world famous banh mi over there

>>211875601
depends what you fancy doing? relaxing? exploring a city? clubbing?

i'd recommend barcelona desu

>>211875639
>Fimbriated
the wife spotted

>>211875639
only parous batonitous for timmy x

terribley sorry sir but this toilets been condemed you'll have to poo elsewhere

im joining Iran against the EU

>>211875634
I make 47K
Wish it was 50K

Teenage Mutant Jamie Bulger

>>211875639
what fucking scientist described this? fucking hell

shagging your arse

mad how heatherfreak might have been a professor or a creative savant or something but instead he got the dribbling retard kind of autism where he spends literally all of his time obsessing over men's cocks instead

4th Incel Rape Batallion "Flying Bradleys"

>>211875689
a black one x

>>211875634
kahtimers but nonexistent

>>211875689
its not "types of hymen"
probably a mix of congenital or acquired disorders or syndromes, and connective tissue (or collagen) problems, which women often get

>>211875667
cheap is the only thing i really care about, so probably a city break where i can just wander about, pop into a museum, etc.

4chan will be banned throughout the land

melty in progress

Inexperienced freshmeat
Timmies were too shy to approach her Nestor mek his confident, bold approach on di first day
By the end of the day, her hymen was drippen down his leg
Our Windrush heroes

having a based melty

cronem mek batondem all slippy and shiny wit cocoa oil before heinously jamming it into -2 imperforate

*enters the thread*
*does a little dance*

yes ladssssss

*exits the thread*

>>211875704
he could be a netflix executive

>>211875689
Prof Thaddeus Washington, Department of Baton Snapping Science, Cronem University xx

>>211875648
...yh

>>211875717
i'm nonexistent too, lets be friends
*fades away into nothing*

>>211875724
no it won't
be quiet

I’ve seen better threads.

Just FYI lads I'm tipping off Ofcom about the sharty and every other IB we might have migrated to.

spotted in five guys in london

love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bf's hairy arse

imperforate is probably a failure of the closure between the abdomen and genitals (urogenital system/its urothelium)
maybe I think patent ductus vas deferens in development. I havent learned about vaginas

ahhhhhhh you got yourself a new model
it was about time really wasn't it?

>>211875743
mmhmm he knows how to do it

the brothers, the brothers

>>211875723
Lisbon la, amazing place to walk around, amazing food, great museums, good public transport, peng weather, peng women

>>211875784
/cum/ aint got much going on

also OP is a faggit

or I mean a failure in the closure of the space between the abdomen and vagina where it is not patent ductus

>>211875787
unironically done this myself with Sharty. Which other ones should I report?

>>211875358
Adderall and oxy.

Hands sweating thinking about the eye test appointment in a couple of days because I'm such a shut-in incel freak

had a cold shower, not even cold really just slightly below body temperature. best thing for the heat. feel much refreshed!

imperforate = pangpang with timmy

>>211875789
alri Saartjie Baartman

>>211875824
Was just saying this down the pub

>>211875838
midwestern emo mentioned

>>211875839
correction
microperforate = pangpang with timmy

>>211875838
I don’t like this slander of immersive sims

Sven GORAN Ericsson

>>211875541
not really though are they, white minority MP's like this are a minority and come only from the north west

>>211875879
Rebel...

is the hymen supposed to be open or closed?
if not open and its normal then it may prevent communication between the abdomen and vaginal canal which otherwise could cause fluid to leak of the hymen

>>211875829
ED has a list of them and I'll be sending them that
But 8kun, 8ch, leftypol are worth highlighting

where is that man who ordered me to listen to beatles
i've been busy but haven't forgotten

>>211875900
timmy doing allat science shit while cronem just bashing it open

>>211875879
what does this gimmick mean?

>>211875923
high rise then pull them off when i eat her arse

>>211875923
unfuckable little groblin

in china they be teaching women how to arch it

>>211875102
>tommyinnit

>>211875923
phwoar with hips like that it doesn't matter

>>211875639
>>211875689
I was mistaken
they are normal hymens I think. but I stand by me saying that cribriform labida is not a good thing
I asked Google hehe

Ex-gf gained a lot of weight and looks even better than before now I see her in summer clothes. Need to shag immediately.

>>211875102
All retards

>>211875931
Funny :D

>>211875977
Scandinavian.

>>211875957
I bet her penis is cute.

Sat in the corner of the pub nursing a pint and reading a book

>>211875939
You’re not eating anything other than farmfoods microwave kebab meat and toffypops, lad

keisha tried to get into the gherkin
nigerian guards punching her liver in in the break room xx

>>211875275
these people actually believe in an afterlife
only those who think this world is everything act without accountability

>>211875959
pang pang teaching her students how to snare a timmy xx

>>211876019
i will eat your cock

>>211876038
>no u
kys

>>211875959
see a lot of women walking around with bad posture because they put so much effort into making their arses stick out

>>211876018
bet everyone thinks you're a nonce

>>211876053
rag it up

>>211875833
cant help sorry
adderall is well hard to get in the UK
i know one clearnet pharma site that is legit and have started advertising mundi oxy but its been out of stock lately, although i hear there are lots of fake polish mundi oxy going around

>>211876039
Promises promises

Braised Beef Noodle Soup (红烧牛肉面) for din dins

>>211876055
i love women with lordosis and other back problems

>>211876054
You will have nowhere to go lol
What will you do?

Leftypol thinks all behaviour is a result of socialisation

>>211876095
make it yourself or a local chinkoid bringing it round?

>>211876096
spine shaped to relieve pent up small boat cronem that just crashed on our shores

>>211875578
Why 2 million? Very specific

>>211876099
Rorke thinks all behaviour is a result of genetics

>>211876132
it's a figure of speech runt

>>211876112
neither i picked it up from the gweiloslopperie

>>211876097
im not heathernonce but youre still probably talking about me

>>211876118
LOL

>>211876141
Don’t think you know what that means buddy boy

how are adults supposed to dress? i cant just wear a suit everywhere.

slept for 13 hours and completely avoided the sun

>>211875570
ziedbelg's crush

>>211876140
rorke thinks both genetics and environment plays a part

>>211876167
omds rorke

>I-I have a gf and a well paying job
yeah but can you do this?
didn't think so
sit down kiddo

>>211876167
why not

>>211876182
get yourself to SporcleCon 2025 and shag all the fit girls there NOW

High rorke knowing which issues require nuance

>>211876182
I never even realised this website existed until now, looks great, will be spending the next 48 hours on this

getting pain down my arm and can taste metal. this might be it for me lads

beccaeatseverything delicious chebs

>>211664245
>>211664245

crunching up some lovely rocks for tea

>>211876216
does she eat poo?

>>211876182
are you any good at geoguessr?

I lost 30lbs (20 to go) so far lads but I fucking miss just eating whatever the fuck I want
absolutely miserable existence, dieting

>>211876237
Yep

>>211875604
ziedbelg's crush

Need the South African lynched.

yeah thats great and everything but what about the new?

>>211876168
Alri Nosferatu

>>211876207
there's one for literally any subject matter you can think of
Star Trek trivia?
Botany?
Football?

anything you're autistic in, I promise you there's dozens of sporcle quizzes related to it

>>211876245
I'm alri. not ranman like that daft cunt who can pinpoint himself based on the species of moss on trees but I'm decent enough
bloody love geography me

>>211876272
is there a sporcle for excel formulas?

im autistic for having sex

>>211876293
You’re a wanking mong more like it

has the broomhouse psycho been here today

>>211876329
>>211876329

the new gentleman, the new

>>211876286
obviously yes

>>211874676
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>>211876204
you're brown!