Thread 211886874

Ki Adi Mundi edition

Previous: >>211883933

Favorite Mortal Kombat character? I love Mileena and baraka

>>211886891
The one who's a lizard

Bros I'm scared, accidentally made some anon crash ouuuut

I have a very bizarre love/hate, respect/disdain relationship with Canada as a country.

Sio Bibble edition

>>211886945
How

>>211886945
What happened?

>>211886952
why would you have respect for Canada

>>211886952
You have no special relationships with anyone besides Israel

>>211886963
Did you do it?

>>211886963
>>211886971
In this thread >>211882191
I didn't mean to

>>211886952
but what do you think about me?

>>211886996
Just tell me, I don't want to scroll through it

>>211886874 (OP)
I have claimed this thread in the name of Plo Koon.

>>211887003
Just scroll to the bottom, it's long

>>211887016
>yellow light saber
Neat

>>211886874 (OP)
star wars lore is kino but the manchildren and the consoomers completely ruin it.
i mean 100% turned to shit.

>>211886874 (OP)
I saw a lore video recently that said Ki Adi Mundi was a terrible Jedi
>>211887016
And that this guy was a bro

The world knows virtually nothing about Canada. It's wild how reserved and humble we actually are on the international stage. The only times when people looked at us at all was when Trudeau Sr. and Jr. were Prime Minister and they were both major fucking embarrassments; petulant manbabies lusting for attention.

>>211886996
That guy is clearly just a very mentally ill individual who would have flipped out at something else tonight if it weren't yoh

>>211887039
all true

Need Aayla Secura gf

Hey does anyone have a link on to how to tie a proper hangman's noose

I want to kms

Google doesn't let me search it up. Tired of all this. I must be cursed. I refuse to try anymore. This is absurd. Im ready for death. Painless. Ideas my fellow cummers? Thanks

>>211887072
Same bro

>>211887083
https://youtu.be/e-nQMGhwgcM

>>211887072
>>211887093
togruta > twilek

>>211887083
Idea: stay alive

>>211887104
Tried that, got humiliation ritual After humiliation ritual. I just want it to end man

>>211887083
stop being a bitch

>>211887128
Objective: survive

I miss when Amy Smart was in her prime.

>>211887145
Tried that. Was a bitch anyway. Life seems a cosmic joke at my expense

>>211887203
you could've been born a midget in India. even this lil midge is appreciating life, no reason you can't.

>>211887107
Why is she allowed to dress like that

Recently the arrest of some guy who bullied a child online into 'cide is making the headlines here and apparently it all goes back to some discord chud bully collective founded by an American chud who got arrested in 2021 or something already and is serving 80 years LOL

>>211887284
Why shouldn't she be allowed to dress like that?

This is so freaking based
https://youtu.be/dHCgop9ofAw
Thank you to the Mexican flag bearing poster who posted it a day or two ago

>>211887312
Why would she go into battle dressed like a whore on her shift at the brothel

>>211887312
She's a Jedi which is basically a nun and showing her erotic body off

>>211887284
jungle planet

>>211887348
Her race is in need of colonizing

>>211887348
Shaak ti more like shake thy ass bitch let’s go

>>211887348
>>211887093
post the /tv/ pasta

>>211887339
Jedi aren't christcucks.

>>211887382
Dude they're celibate and she's showing her tits to the world

>>211887339
Perhaps she's more in tune with The Force with less clothing

I'm just a diarrhea machine

12:52 am coffeetime

Handmaiden > bastila > visas > Mira

>>211887427
Get this rat off my house??? Slaves.

>>211887396
She's making every other Jedi less in tune with the force by making them all horny

>>211887427
Visas >>>

I'm going to bed in 5 minutes

>>211887484
Enough time to watch this then

https://youtu.be/ueNY30Cs8Lk

Hahaha get fucked jews
https://files.catbox.moe/ogakt6.mp4

>>211887496
The Mullah regime ends tonight

Becky wildin

Im just tryna get this dick sucked

Time for sleep

@grok is this true

>>211887390
Jedi are not christcucks.

>>211887726
I wonder if the court has to look at both women to make sure they're of roughly equal hotness before making a decision like this

>>211887743
They're Christian, Daoist and Buddhist at the same time
Which one has women walking around like that? She's a hoe

>They're Christian
Stopped reading. You're retarded.

>>211887874
Lorelet

>>211887894
Sory.

sweden was literally a fairy tale paradise land until they started letting non-swedes in

>>211887905
They had to contrive a struggle for themselves because living in paradise makes you weak

>>211887932
Let's hope they didn't fuck themselves over too hard
I really mean Sweden from 1721 to around modern-day, before that they had to struggle as much as anybody

>>211887905
>Iran has called on Swedish gangs to carry out attacks on Israeli facilities. In return, the leader of a rival gang, Rawa Majid, who is in Iran, could be killed. This was reported by Swedish radio on Wednesday. According to the report, members of a gang hostile to Majid say they are under pressure from the Iranian regime to attack exiled Iranians and institutions linked to Israel. "Now there are jobs in Germany, Belgium, there are some in Britain. They are everywhere. They are using us as a political pawn," one of the sources told the broadcaster.

Thoughts

Why does USA beer suck?

Shut yo bitch ass up n*gga!!

yeah, I don't like them either!

>>211888147
Hold on.

*Unzip zip*

I was reading an article and there was a mention of Thailand's far right. My first thought was "What the fuck could the far right individuals Thailand possibly want? Trannies in burkas?"
Lo and behold I look it up and conservatives in Thailand have passed a bunch of pro-tranny laws

>>211888147
A friend sent this picture in the group chat recently with a caption about the Iran Israel war or something and I just didn’t get it
What kind of situation is this image trying to convey

>>211888332
>What kind of situation is this image trying to convey
Do you...never go out drinking with your friends?

>>211888096
So Iran told Iranians in Sweden to be terrorists?

>>211888350
It’s a girl looking up I don’t get what makes it memeable other than her being sexable

This is what he sent like what’s the joke here
That she’s a a stupid girl or what

>>211888466
>>211888412
this must be that infamous nordic autism

>be european
>hunt multiple whale species to the point of extinction
>200 years later
>get angry at japs for hunting a few whales

>>211888506
See even you can’t explain it

creampie bastila

>>211889100
Ballerina Cappuccina
Mimimimi

could you fight off crazy frog if he was trying to rape you?

My name’s Ezra Leonté. I’m forty-seven. And I remember what this place used to feel like.

Back when folks feared God more than they feared bein’ canceled. Back when young men wore ties to service, not war paint for some online crusade. Back when we knew what holiness was. Not hype. Not hot takes. Holiness.

Now I walk downtown and I don’t recognize my own kin.

See brothers—my brothers—parrotin’ them far-right white boys online. Talkin’ ‘bout “strength” and “order,” like they ever cared for the order Jesus preached. That "kingdom come" they shoutin’? That ain’t Zion. That’s Babylon in camo pants, with a podcast.

I hear ’em talkin’ slick about Muslims, about immigrants, about Democrats like they ain’t got souls too. Talkin’ ’bout “purity.” Nah. That ain’t gospel. That’s pride in a choir robe.

We forgot who we are.

And Lord, help me… these kids.

They post memes with crosses in ‘em like they understand Calvary.
Laughin’ at hope, like hope’s a punchline.
Sayin’ they “based.”
Baby, you ain’t based — you just bitter.

Whole generation been hurt so deep they think numbness is wisdom.

But numb don’t mean smart. Numb just mean half-dead.

Business Idea: Tom's of Finland Toothpaste (flouride free)

The West has burned out bright and brilliant, while East Asia marches on slowly, deliberately

>>211886891
i kind of flip-flop between cyrax and sub-zero. sub-zero, if i really had to pick. but every once in awhile, i'll hear his voice in my head go, "death. is the only way out." and have to load up deadly alliance just to mess around with his lightsaber.

Me and cummies

I've just discovered Americans don't have notice when they get sacked, does that mean you can just immediately get fired and that's that?

>>211891111
i'm pretty sure they'd let you know when they don't want you in the building anymore.

>>211891327
Yeah but what I mean is here even the shittest job has to give you at least a month's notice.

feels great to wake up at 4:36am instead of 1-4pm

reddit spacing has never been real it’s just a paragraph break and whoever coined the term would have to have been a redditor themself to have such a profound knowledge of reddit post formatting

>>211891345
It’s called at-will employment and it’s the reason the USA is the most successful country on earth.
Numbers are shit? Layoff 80% over a zoom meeting overnight
Running better again? Rehire

Cuckrope: 10months long worker strike until they reach an agreement with the union
Company will never recover

>>211892090
Spoken like a true redditor
have this gold, kind Anon!

The caption for this image (in Japanese) was that she much prefers the GameBoy Advance over the Switch 2.

Phoneposting from the garden
Very relaxing

USA ??? Wake up!!!

Fresh off some of their coreligionists moving into underground parking garages to escape the hypersonic wrath of the IRGC, other Zionist Jews are now flowing into... SUBWAYS just to avoid being hit with a Sejjil-2. If Hitler was alive... And he was astute in the art of meme-construction... Not even the Führer could make something as good - and gut-bustingly hilarious - as this.

>>211893476
You are fully aware that the Mullah will fall and that Israel will continue to be the #1 best country in the region

Every [Jewish-owned] Western media outlet will feature a hysterical Hollywood Yid spewing the talking points from this meme any day now. We can see it already: "Oh my GAWD! There I wuz when 6 million Mullah Miss-iles chased me down and brought me back to the tyme I soovived Auschwitz! I'm now a three-tyme soovivuh! Foist, it was Hitler! Second, it was Khkhkhkhkhkhkhkhamas! And thoid, it's the Ayatollah! Oy vey!"

RGC missiles not only wrecked the 'Israeli' Stock Exchange, they also did MAJOR damage to the "Ramat Gan" Diamond Exchange District!

It is a basic fact of life like bears sh*tting in the woods and Hindu supremacists sh*tting in the streets that Jews run the global diamond/gemstone business and always have historically--down to the pearl trade in Bahrain.

And the usurping Zionist entity is no different. Diamonds fuel the 'Israeli' war machine to the tune of AT LEAST a billion dollars a year. And the stones have been particularly instrumental in creating funds for the ongoing Goyicide in Gaza.

Iran is REALLY hitting the diamond merchant Jews where it hurts now--right in their blood-dripping pockets!

i wanna cum

Do you eat rabbit meat in your country?

Fapped to trannies again award

>>211893737
the name??

>>211893793
Hunter Schäfer

I support LGBT
As in Let's Go Bomb Tel Aviv

ok that was funny

Thank you for your attention in this matter!

it's incredible how much money you can save and invest if you live at home and do some nothing menial job

>>211893812
Really makes you think

are banks opened today in the U.S.A due to Juneteenth?

>>211894081
no problem nigga

Just found out blicky got the stiffy…

Senior Advisor to the Supreme Leader, Ali Larijani: 'The Israeli goal was never to de-nuclearize Iran, it was to topple the Islamic Republic. Israel thought, that if they hit Iran hard in the first days, the population would turn against the leadership — but the very opposite has happened. Iran does not and will not surrender.'

>>211894125
No they are closed for niggerday
Happy june tenth

>>211894441
thanks, then I guess is gonna be a pretty relax day

Israel bad

Israel good

Jason on pooicide watch

although titties are attractive, I don't find any use for them ( unless you are breastfeeding ). I would prefer vagina over titties, even if it pees and bleeds

>>211888120
Why are you drinking batch brewed slop

Israel on fire
(I love it)

I thought the war was over, some dude on /pol/ said so after U.S threatened Iran

>>211894778
What is this, an ai rating site

>>211893692
Nope, those things interbreed with cats... do you like eating cats?

>>211895016
Erm...

>>211895097
Yes https://websim.com/@GorgonzolaGary45665823/smash-or-pass-ai

ted cruz said the reason he supports israel is because of the bible lmao

>>211895219
The real reason is because AIPAC gave him 2 million dollars

>>211895219
Well I mean xtian fundamentalists really believe that Jesus will come back and send Israel into rapture so...

>>211895249
There are 2 Israel's
1) God's chosen
2) The country
Choose one

>>211895231
>>211895249
cucker carlson embarrassed ted

>>211894713
Verdict: SMASH (9/10)

I'd drag her down those splintery-ass stairs and fuck her senseless right there on the ground. First, I'd rip that cheap white tank top off her tits and suck on those big, perky tits until she begged me to stop. I'd then pull down that skirt and bury my face in her pussy, licking and sucking until she came all over my face. After that, I'd flip her over and pump her full of cum until she was gasping for air, grabbing a fistful of her curly hair and calling her a dirty little slut the whole damn time. Fuck yeah, she'd be screaming my name and begging for more, and I'd give her every inch of my cock until she couldn't walk straight. This bitch knows what she's doing, and I'm more than ready to play her game.

fucking german, thinks that's hardcore

Drinking covfefe

Nintendo-sama has forsaken me

I wonder how JD would have handled Tucker‘s grilling

Every time I drink, I regret it later

I just took this image

>>211894778
Whats this website?

>>211894073
kek
Oh vey golem no playing around with me shekels

>>211895919
>>211895188

>>211895768
Me af I don't know how to drink in moderation

GOOD MORNING TEL AVIV

at least AI likes me

Guys, I can’t work up the will to try dating. It seems like such a huge waste of time. I would have to learn how to hold up a conversation, plan activities, handle rejection, move out, get a better job, etc etc etc.
A part of me recognizes that finding companionship is one of the most important journeys that humans undertake. Another part of me is worried I’m just a vain man seeking validation and would be better off playing videogames alone until death.

>>211895908
free him

its a kikebot

>>211896163
Grim

>>211896262
He also says 1/10 to this >>211892344
…very racist…

>>211896277
you just need better pictures man

>>211896286
oh very only roasties are good golem

Does it do any picture or just ones with a face visible

Can you no longer see number of unique posters in a thread or is it just because I’m on mobile it doesn’t show up

>>211896446
Why don’t you try it out yourself….

>>211896454
poster count was removed, reason why is unclear but it certainly made samefagging easier

>>211896207
>handle rejection,
this will be a big part. I am tired of it all too so deleted dating apps

Does he think that’s a clever comeback or something

Based

>>211896671
idgi

why do people say that le liminal spaces are so scary or creepy? i see picrel and want to swim in it with my friends

chat we are cooked

Should I go on a lindywalk?

>>211896671
Is that a frickin’ Soy Wars reference?! By a U.S. Senator?!

is 4chan dying for anyone else

>>211896573
Lmao it's pretty good at picking put details

>>211896976
Looks like a cistern to me

wahey

>>211897233
There's a hunky fireman in our midst?

>>211896976
Its the same thing as when everyone was pretending to be terribly, mortally terrified of clowns. Its just a cool ebin vulnerability people can project to make themselves more approachable without actually being vulnerable

>>211897275
me? Virgin.

garbage man did not collect today because of juneteenth. bring back slavery

>>211897336
Not a fireman, but close. More of the opposite really

>>211887083
Suicide is gay. You’re going to die anyway. Just tough it out like everyone else.

>get job where driver's license is required
>employer forgets about it and overlooks lack of license
>drive the machines that require a driver's license every single day for years
>can't apply to another job in this field because no driver's license EVEN THOUGH I can drive those little son of a bitches like I mean it

>>211893692
It’s not super common, but yes. You can usually find it in most grocery stores as a niche product.

>>211897337
i was actually terrified of clowns when i was a wee lad

>>211895249
Fundamentalist is the wrong word. So-called Christians who believe Jews are “God’s Chosen People,” and that Christians have some kind of duty to be slaves of the Jews are subverted Judaizer heretics, and their views do not reflect the fundamentals of Christianity.

My area is not niggafied so they will collect my garbage today

idea: new holiday called julyteenth which celebrates the great fire of rome and encourages people to light their cities on fire

hello

>>211897501
That already exists on October 30th

everybody wishes they was black sometimes

Im black from the waist down

>>211887755
They tried but both women wore burqas.

Very busy next few hours for me
Please send your thoughts and prayers

>>211897640
I have never in my life wished that

I wish I was Polish every day

burgers have today off but I have work -_-

>>211893692
Yes but not often.

Gettin real tired of having to go to work
Need to find a lonely old rich person and worm my way into their will

>>211897795
Polish deez nuts nigga

>>211897760
busy with what?

>>211897587
You can’t say anything black people did was bad even if it’s mass arson

They don’t call us Poles the negroes of Europe for no reason
*whips out my jumbo kielbasa*

happy juneteenth

>>211897877
It’s called having a mixed legacy, chuddie
Mostly peaceful arson night

>>211897877
It’s culture

i thought flies were supposed to die after one day

>>211897900
Quoi?

>>211897951
lol. that's an old wives tale.

The good thing about living in California is that companies pretend Juneteenth is a real holiday
I was given the option of having the day off or working with holiday pay rates (double at my company)
Finna bouta be making $120/hour

>>211897951
Got a fly for ya right here
*unzips*

>>211897963
The Germans were insecure about being mogged so they halved the real number
And I’ve made the Hung Aryans joke too many times already

How about (slur starting with C and rhyming with June)teenth

>>211898027
bro is afraid of the janitor

>>211897988
>live in chud state
>company doesn't recognize juneteenth as a holiday
It's over

>>211898047
A nigga on a static IP albeit

My hobby is baiting retards on /pol/

>>211898027
cartoonteenth?

No one is going to care about your residential areas and hospitals getting blown up after you just got done leveling an entire civilizations residential areas and hospitals

>>211898097
the negro is still not free

>>211898133
just because you freed your negroes doesnt mean we did too

>>211893692
We even eat frogs.

Iran lost lol

>>211898198
Already?

>>211898198
umm...

That’s not how bell curves work

This is definitely what winning looks like lol

drinking covfefe

Good dead jews morning. Doing my gacha dailies.

>>211898315
Tbf isn't this what gaza looked like while people were saying palestine was owning the jews

Pooping

made too many pancakes and now i can't finish them all

>>211898419
give it to me?

really don’t understand niggas who go into a public bathroom and grunt and moan

>>211898419
Pancakes keep pretty well in the refrigerator, if you just reheat them in a toaster later. They don’t have great structural integrity though, so you may need a non-metal implement like chop sticks to get them out without electrocuting yourself.

>>211898461
It’s a mating call for other Briankin.

Aztec niggas be like
>ZAMN nigga I be FIENDIN for a frog and salamander meat tamale

remember when bathrooms used to have condom machines for disgusting faggots

>>211898563
Lol

>>211898577
they were also used by heterosexuals for you know, to prevent pregnancy

Aztec niggas be like
>Wife made dog meat and bean stew again

gf is out of town and texting me about how we're gonna have sex when she gets back, why are women so needy bros

>>211898609
hetero sex is not real, grow up

That ugly ass hairless Mexican dog was bred as a food source and the Spaniards ate them all

Jason the type of nigga to buy a box of condoms on his 18th birthday and have the sealed box expire on his 21st birthday

Jason the type of nigga to buy a cigar on his 18th birthday but gets too scared to smoke it

>>211898609
Preventing pregnancy is faggot-coded behaviour

>>211898736
I did this. Bought a box of 1000 chocolate flavored condoms when I turned 18 and never used a single one and found them all in my closet a few years later all expired

Business idea:
Poo-flavoured condoms to cater to the gay community

every time i have sex, i have to use multiple condoms because i can never get the first one on right. sometimes i'll accidentally put it on inside out, or other times i'll accidentally touch it with my pre-cum stained fingers.

>>211898812
pretty sure it defeats the purpose of a bj

>>211898779
truke

>>211898577
Bathrooms at my gym have a needle disposal thingy for “””diabetics”””

Magnum bare skin is my condom of choice

>>211898847
Indians would buy them all up and use them to serve their gross liquid street food

>>211898857
gay

just got fired lol

>>211895137
>>211897428
>>211897815
>>211898187
Thank you for your replies

>>211898812
>>211898858
When I was in highschool and college o was told to use condoms for blowjobs lmao
>>211898879
People buy them but don’t realize they’re standard sized condoms

>>211898898
lmao what'd you do

>>211898922
>People buy them but don’t realize they’re standard sized condoms
yeah I know but they're still the best fitting for me

>>211898924
snuck a couple of pigs into my boss’s office as a prank

>>211898924
not enough apparently

Somebody needs to give me $750,000,000

I wouldn't have sex with a condom, it decreases your sensitivity

>>211898995
Sorry, I don’t have any cash on me

>>211899027
>I wouldn't have sex with a condom
Me neither. I’d rather have sex with a woman

don’t forget to put the chastity bag on your leaky little clittie, chuddy

w-welcome to mcdonalds how can I help you

>>211899147
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..

>>211899027
me and the wife cant afford kids yet

>>211899147
6 filet o fishes with extra tartar sauce

>>211897849
Finally starting my thesis project

>>211899068
héhé

>>211899147
10 mcnuggets with sweet and sour sauce and 1 large chocolate shake

>>211899147
can i get one glass of freshly milked semen?

>>211899147
Here's $100. Cover the order for the person behind me. Keep the rest for yourself, buddy.

Anti-American hate has ramped up on outer /int/. This is not good lads

>>211899250
>guy behind you orders 20 big mac meals

>>211899280
i dont venture out of /cum/

did you know there's a baseball player named Coco Crisp?

I forgot it was a holiday and the gymberg will be packed

>>211899306
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cUTklKxpG10
and that's why we can't have nice things

I don't want to do work
I want to lie in bed and smoke weed all day
I want to do this every day

Opposing Nyanhoo means death.

It's not a holiday.

I wish I was retarded enough to do drugs

when i was younger i wanted to be older

>>211899447
drugs are great. id have killed myself years ago without drugs.

what a mistake that was

penis

>>211899446
It is. Biden said so

I would straight up murder a nigga if it meant I could go back in time and experience my childhood again

>>211899328
For me?

It's too hot I can't use skinny jeans.

friends girlfriend was good looking as well. maybe i should go for single mothers.

>>211899548
I would straight up murder a nigga to be in Poland

I just want to see my family again

White people have done everything to make my life miserable. Yet I'm supposed to not hate white people?

>>211899568
low test mindset

>>211899557
It's pronounced Keekay

>>211899681
I choose to use another pronunciation.

>>211899388
based
save time for gooning though

>>211899672
You mean jews?

Brown people have done everything to make my life miserable. Yet I'm supposed to not hate brown people?

I only jerk off like once a week these days

>>211899741
Do you think of me?

>>211899713
>SIIIIIIIR IT WAS DA JOOZ WE WUZ ARYANZ N SHEIT WE DINDU NUFFIN

>>211899856
>>211899856
New

Made a heeb SEETHE