Thread 211945495

/cum/ - Auld Lang Syne Edition

Canada
United States of America
United Mexican States

Previous: >>211938693

real edition

>>211945495 (OP)
this nigga lost lol

>>211945495 (OP)
This is the one. The other one is by a non-/cum/ flag and is probably going to get jannied for having a political OP anyway

>>211945572
This one has a political OP too thoughbeit

>>211945554
This is how bad the school system is in Mexico now. Some of these aren't even numbers, they're letters.

>>211945585
yes, it's really a disaster

>>211945566
Don’t forget that Israel also created ISIS :)

>>211945582
>political
What's political about Gore the Whore?

asked the seller for a refund awaiting a response now

why does a guy from ethiopia care about israel?

How about Al Gore and he plays gore videos from LiveLeak on national TV instead of fireside chats

>>211945582
It's made by one of *us* THO
It's gonna be this one. Now, I don't mind foreigners being in the generals but if anyone's making the OP, it's gonna be someone from a CUM nation

>>211945614
Al Gore’s political career spans decades, rooted in his identity as a lifelong Democrat. He served as a U.S. Representative (1977–1985) and Senator from Tennessee (1985–1993) before becoming Vice President under Bill Clinton from 1993 to 2001. As Vice President, Gore championed technology, notably supporting internet development, and pushed environmental policies, laying the groundwork for his later climate focus. His 2000 presidential run against George W. Bush ended in a razor-thin loss after a contentious Florida recount, cementing his status as a polarizing figure in American politics, admired by progressives for his principles but critiqued by conservatives as emblematic of liberal elitism.

After 2001, Gore pivoted to environmental activism, becoming a global leader on climate change. His 2006 documentary, *An Inconvenient Truth*, brought climate issues to the mainstream, earning an Academy Award and contributing to his 2007 Nobel Peace Prize. Through the Climate Reality Project, he trains activists and advocates for renewable energy and international climate agreements like the Paris Accord. His outspoken criticism of fossil fuel industries and Republican climate skepticism has made him a progressive icon, though detractors on platforms like X often challenge his personal carbon footprint or investments in green technology.

Today, Gore remains influential, endorsing Democratic candidates like Joe Biden and advising on climate policy. He continues to speak at global forums, urging bipartisan action on climate change while aligning with progressive values like social equity and environmental justice. His legacy is dual: a seasoned politician who narrowly missed the presidency and a climate advocate whose work has reshaped global discourse, though not without controversy among those who view his activism as politically driven or hypocritical.

>>211945585
truancy doesn't seem to be thing there, the little girl I know that sells these works 15 hours a day seven days a week, and can't read or write

odds I turn up my racism to 11
evens I become tolerant of jeets and take time to learn their culture and never make fun of them again

>>211945644
He’s probably an Ethiopian Jew. There are a lot of those.

Scary how 2019 is still considered the greatest year in human history and we still haven't come close to touching it again. Wonder if that portends poorly for mankind.

>>211945670
>Ethiopian Jew
wtf?

>>211945693
They’re beta males
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beta_Israel

>>211945660
Aight, thanks for the reading assignment. Anything else you wanna add?

>>211945665
N

I

G

fuck racism

G

The west fell in 08 and now there is no way to reverse the collapse of the white mans civilization

>>211945720
You will read Plato tonight

This is what I NEED

>>211945755
in the ass?

>>211945644
He's actually from Poo York Stinky and his dad is some ambassador

>>211945774
the west fell in 1918 you are just experiencing the corpse rotting

boomers be like "actually the worst year in history was 1968 when my rent was yanked up from $20 to $22 and I would've been sent to 'nam if the 2.9 gpa I almost earned back in high school didn't win me a full ride scholarship to the University of Chicago"

>>211945796
push up shorts containing what i guarantee is a very flabby and loose ass

>>211945803
He is ethnically Ethiopian albeit

https://youtu.be/LZosMwonEPM?si=Uano_fo6A-a6Ew2G

I wish it was easier to reproduce the feeling this song gives me in real life. I need to be riding a motorcycle through a beautiful jungle valley on an empty road or something

Bros... I think I like like my girlfriend

>>211945828
>flabby and loose
It still feels nice

Thoughts on the UN?
https://youtu.be/i5PqLq77zeo?feature=shared

>>211945828
I've seen that ass bare and it's beautiful. unfortunately shes bbc obsessed unironically

>>211945860
I like it, I think it's based, and I hope the world federates into an actual "United Nations" (like a USA on a global scale,) if just to make the white nationalists seethe.

Didn't watch your video tho.

>>211945860
It should be shut down and demolished. They're hogging prime waterfront real estate we could put so many luxury highrises there

>>211945860
Sounds important. Never does anything.

>>211945887
Bro please tell me her name

>>211945915
Patricia Tarka

>>211945930a
Also if you don't already know about simpcity look her up all her content is there for free pretty much. Go wild buddy

>>211945851
gayboy

>>211945831
Okay but born and raised in Jew York

its okay to be gay lets rejoice with the boys in the gay way

>>211945851
>liking someone who likes dick
That's gay. You're gay.

>>211946017
As a men's rights activist, I support the right for jasonkin to get their prostate milked

>>211946017
Fuck off, Brian

this dude is a huge zionist freak who loves genocide and has admitted to having "sex" with "femboys"
>>211945453

wanna eat cake but i blew my sugar budget on a dr pepper (65g)

Nothing wrong with sex with frenboys

>>211946087
i wish brian was here i miss that nigga

>>211946118
Great.

>one of the most popular singers in Japan is some blasian trans girl
oof

also i didnt walk on the treadmill like i was suppose to

I miss Conway

“Too Late” Powell complains about costs, much of which were produced by the Biden Fake “Government,” but he could do the biggest and best job for our Country by helping to lower Interest Rates and, if he reduced them to the number they should be, 1% to 2%, that “numbskull” would be saving the United States of America up to $1 Trillion Dollars per year. I fully understand that my strong criticism of him makes it more difficult for him to do what he should be doing, lowering Rates, but I’ve tried it all different ways. I’ve been nice, I’ve been neutral, and I’ve been nasty, and nice and neutral didn’t work! He’s a dumb guy, and an obvious Trump Hater, who should have never been there, I listened to someone that I shouldn’t have listened to, and Biden shouldn’t have reappointed him. We have virtually No Inflation, our Economy is doing really well, and will soon be doing, with the tremendous Tariff Income coming in, and Factories being built all over the Country, better than it has ever done before. If he was concerned about Inflation or anything else, then all he has to do is bring the Rate down, so we can benefit on Interest Costs, and raise it in the future when and if these “other elements” happen (which I doubt they will!). Don’t say that you think there will be Inflation sometime in the future, because there isn’t now but, if there is, raise the Rates! We should be at the TOP of the attached List, not the bottom. I don’t know why the Board doesn’t override this Total and Complete Moron! Maybe, just maybe, I’ll have to change my mind about firing him? But regardless, his Term ends shortly!

>>211946095
So true

you don't understand how celebrities work, if they ask for something we give it to them you're just lower on the food chain you need to learn to accept that you're not as important as carrot top

Emma has a bf :/

>>211946293
he looks chad

October 7 was justified

Gary Prefecture, Indiana, 2029

Guy who's hiking prices on the consumer because the mega-corp he's running no longer has serious competition, the market's now an oligopoly, and no one's gonna stop them from charging what they want: heh, I guess the government caused this inflationary crisis we're seeing.

>>211946182
Who is he gonna appoint after JPow leaves next year? Hulk Hogan? I like JPow. He speaks like an adult.
Also rates aren't decided by the chairman alone, so he'd need to replace more people.

>>211946365
Plausible if the North didn’t get raped by the South’s dead man’s switch after the Civil War (i.e. the Great Migration)

>>211946346
That's like saying the Warsaw uprising was "justified," or that the Haitian revolution was "justified."

>>211946381
Idiot. What percentage of the money in circulation today has been printed since covid?

got approved for a refund hype!

i’m done for

frog posters smell

>>211946464
smell my ass

>>211945845
My bad I meant to link the remix version but I like both anyways
https://youtu.be/Mzgh0cLopck?si=xFv4lw7-vHSg7AGq

did a really long bike ride

weighed myself and i was surprised i only weigh 124 pounds

>>211946409
Dead man's switch implies the white south was holding back a mass migration of black Americans fleeing north when in reality white southerners were the ones actively and knowingly causing it.

>inb4 actually by keeping slavery legal, they would've contained the black population to the southern states, since southern slavers weren't at all spending the first century of the US' existence doing anything they possibly could to spread the domain of slavery and increase the enslaved population in order to constantly increase the practice's profitability.

ayo this nigga a TWINK

>>211946526
how many miles bud

“There are no Jews in the occupied land of Palestine who should be spared, male or female. They are trained soldiers, ready to fight Muslims in Palestine... and they are usurpers of Muslim land, and this makes their blood and wealth permissible.”

—Shaykh Sulayman al-’Alwan

>>211946464
rude

>>211945930
>>211945948
Thanks man

>>211946530
how tall are you?

>>211946428
Tell me, my obfuscating friend.

>>211946571
5'4

>>211946582
are you a chinaman

>>211946530
At my worst I was like 140lbs

>>211946582
nigga wtf. why are you so short?

>>211946551
lemme try to calculate it

>>211946595
im white
>>211946608
i was anorexic for most of my life

>>211946576
https://mises.org/power-market/how-much-did-they-print

BBQing snausages and fries for dinner, even made a garden salad because I'm a good boy.

To think people would rather pick fights over petty religious bullshit and blow each other up when they could all just g r i l l.

>>211946623
>>211946551
16 1/2 miles, according to this site I used

drinking wine

>>211946530
I'm 123.45 lbs a few more than what I was at 18.

>>211946672
you know what to do

>>211946694
Contact.

>>211946694
me in about 1/2 an hour

>>211946672
Are you cute?

>>211946723
watcha planning to drink?

>>211946740
cabernet sauvignon

>>211946682
ayo we got another lance armstrong over here

>>211946720
Dead dad on a beach?

haven't been on X all day and plan on keeping it that way

>>211946750
im drinking rioja

>>211946753
my legs are fucking DEAD

>questionably aged girl
Goshpedo is back

>>211946764
so you came here to post trannies?

>>211945554
In the final line, it's not clear whether the blue flower corresponds to the same value as the other blue flowers, or whether its value could differ since the number of petals is different.

>>211946706
no
>>211946736
i like to think so

has goshpedo finally transitioned?

How the FUCK do these flies keep getting in my house? All my windows are closed

>>211946816
Cursed.

>>211946816
Drain flies come up through plumbing + flies may have laid larvae in parts of your home and are now hatching. Empty all garbages immediately and make sure your toilet/shower/sinks are cleaned with bleach.

>>211945554
Oh and you have 1 yellow flower instead of 2, and since the meaning of having two flowers of the same type without an operator between them is undefined, no single solution can be found. Instead, we end up with a space of possible solutions, which collapses into specific solutions as we make assumptions about the undefined symbols I mentioned. We could go even farther and claim that the meanings of the symbols that look like mathematical operators oe numbers haven't been defined in the context of the presented problem.

>>211946844
I'm talking the big green flies you usually see around garbage cans and in parks
this shit happens every summer
The house is clean, we don't throw any food scraps like meat or fat into the garbage till garbage day and other things to not attract them
They just keep coming

I have like 6 rolls of film to develop
Cant wait to see what i got

ameribros we need to discuss this

>>211946928
why

>>211946928
women shouldnt have rights because theyre stupid and think with their emotions instead of their head. I want to have sex with oliva rodrigo

>>211946890
Yeah they've laid eggs somewhere and they're hatching, check under the sink, in the garbage, around the toilet tank (damp areas), etc.

They are motherfucks. Get some fly paper/tape and set it up, only way to be rid of those faggots. I had that problem in an old apartment and it was maddening.

>>211946928
I don't know what this means. Are they talking about a case in which a pregnant woman has gone braindead, and they think the baby should have been aborted rather than taken to term?

>>211946934
you're hurting her, I'm taking her back

>>211946928
She's so hot too bad she's cringe

>>211947015
hurting who?

>>211947053
mid

>>211947068
Americans are hurting the thirdie woman's feelings by not murdering a baby

>>211946975
I dunno, I suspect they're getting in from outside, I see them buzzing around the windows then somehow they're in once I turn my back
But the windows aren't cracked or anything, and I keep them closed

I doubt They're in the house desu; We had a problem last year with pantry moths and I had to clean all that out, I threw out lots of food and swept those cupboards like I was looking for jews. I found nothing else in them

>>211947106
maybe there's a tiny gap near your windows? dont you have a mesh on the outside?

>>211947083
She mogs Taydolph Swiftler

>>211947142
Naa duu

>>211947129
I've got mesh yeah, and there's this sorta rubber seal on the top of it too
There's for sure something wrong with the windows, I remember my ma saying the guy she got to install them cheated her somehow, like he left it half done, but I don't remember exactly

How can I attract spiders to my home, aren't they supposed to deal with this shit?

I'm the Kevin Federline of /cum/

Buddy asked me for $30. I told him I work with n government, but I'm not the king of Asia

Ibn Khaldun reports that Depraved women prefer to have intercourse with african men on account of the size of their genitals

there's a rabbit in the back eating flowers
adorable little thing

I'm the Chester Bennington of /cum/

>>211947200
i'd recommend doing a prolonged search for every nook and cranny near your windows

>>211947264
cringe on all levels including physical

not enough "M" in my "CUM", where are all the hombres?

>>211947292
you are bitch made on all levels including physical

>>211947294
Siesta time.

I was made to be miserable so that someone else can be happy

so over 50% of 4chan/int/ threads are about women and sex

>>211947344
Goal.

>>211947339
Thank you for your service

WITH YOUR HEAD HELD HIGH AND YOUR SCARLET LIES YOU CAME DOWN TO ME FROM THE OOOOPEN SKIES
its either real or its a dream theres nothing that lies inbetween
TWIIIIIILIIIIIGHT
I ONLY MEANT TO, stay a while
TWIIIIIILIIIIGHT
I GIVE YOU TIME
TO STEAL MY MIND
AWAYYYY FROM MEEEEEEEEE

Me vs the flies
>>211947242
Guess I've got no choice then, it'd beat having to stop what I'm doing to end them all day though I've worked it into an art

Someone come and get their grandpa off of /cum/

>>211947372
Cap.

>>211947396
wot?

way down up on the swanee river

>>211947142
too swarthy

>>211947431
>the first humans were white
makes no sense

I don't trust anyone not even myself
Tired of not fitting in anywhere, but I also don't want to fit in if you know what I mean

I deserve everything I want without having to put any effort in

>>211947513
We no longer live in an era in which you can get the things you want by putting in effort, so the distinction is irrelevant.

if being white just means having white skin then Kurds are white and 50% of Spaniards are NOT white

>>211947493
WHEN I GET TO THE BOTTOM I GO BACK TO THE TOP OF THE SLIDE. AND I STOP, AND I TURN, AND I GO FOR A RIDE. AND I GET TO THE BOTTOM, AND I SEE YOU AGAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNNNNNN

YAH YAH YAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>211947513
Same, I deserve to be a trillionare and to be worshipped, but I shouldn't have to "network" or do any of that other gay humiliating shit
Simple as

>>211947547
most kurds are very brown though

>>211947560
that's not true

I automatically tune out LinkedIn speech you know stuff like about networking, it's not what you know but who you know, this is a growth opportunity for you, all the usual lines
I simply do not want to hear about it

>>211947572
yes it is

wish i could play minecraft with you guys

average Kurdish woman...

I never played minecraft and it looks stupid

>>211947613
that's like saying mexicans are white because everyone on mexican tv is fair skinned

>>211947489
You want to be accepted without having to compromise who you are

boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room

here we go again

>>211947584
is this that rakugo comedy show?

>>211947650
KITTIN!

>>211947650
let's have gay sex together
together in my room

>>211947660
what happened?

>>211947714
my penis got hard

>>211947669
joshiraku
it sucks

>>211947660
me every morning when the sun rises

>>211947714
nothing

>>211947728
Shame, I've had it's Wikipedia page bookmarked for like 18 years and was planning on watching it someday, it sounded fun

HOLY SHIT ITS ACUTALLY HAPPENING FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

>>211947739
many are saying this

I'm canadian

Yo soy Americano

GET DOOOOOWN!!!!!!! HOLD OOOOOON!!!!!!! RAAAAAARGGGGGHHH AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurds make up 20% of Turkey's population

Mexicans and indians enrich our culture. I'm sorry but this is just a fact.

Yo soy un hombre sincero

When I was young I could do 1000 word essays with no problem, now I struggle, does that mean I'm getting old?

>>211947849
my condolences

Once I was so lucky, my massa set me free

I'm latina

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBY1AoiF5Vo
kpop peaked with this

>>211947879
why do you niggas keep quoting guantanamera

>>211947877
what is American culture?

>>211947885
You're just out of practice and have at least a decade and a half more shit floating around in your head unfocusing you. Those essays you wrote, re-research and rewrite them now. Write about what you like now

Less than 1 in 4 Americans could point to Iran on a world map.

>>211947911
meh af

there are 2024 and 2025 kpop songs that are much better

Old Zip Coon he's a learned scholar

>>211947930
immigrants commit less crime than American citizens

Sikhs are bro tier

>>211948024
Immigrants kids are usually worse than the immigrants

>>211947923
baseball
hamburgers
fireworks
guns
defeating canadian hockey teams in the finals

>>211948024
looking at the fbi's most wanted, especially for violent crimes, says otherwise

>>211947650
Boom boom boom

Lemme hear you say way-o

>>211947690
Don't be gay

>>211948093
It's the woman's fault
She showed her ankles

>>211948093
>abbotsford
why did shannon do it

>>211948024
si senor

lmao

CMON EVERYBODY NOWS YOUR CHANCE
FUCK THE HARLEM SHAKE DO THE THIZZLE DANCE

>>211948093
zainichi porkistani

I oscillate between feeling crushingly inferior one moment to in the next feeling infinitely superior to all other humans
I guess that's normal

>>211948068
These kids have no idea what you're talking about

>>211948178
Sorry you're unrefined. /cum/ is for men of letters only

Cunt

>>211948214
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Does anyone feel like liking women is out of fashion, uncool, maybe a little gay?

Listening to Deep House Vinyl Selections #18

goonin in the trap

>>211945495 (OP)
I been jobless since May 30th my car broke down too I feel like shit for not being able to get a job. I don't want to make 13.50 an hour or have to work 2 jobs so I can afford nursing school and a car

I would rather suck dick than make minium wage

Tired of faggots assuming i'm gay and trying to flirt
I feel like i need some kind of anti-faggot signal or defense system to wear to get these disgusting freaks to fuck off

>>211948283
have you tried not going to gay bars?

>>211948283
Maybe stop sending out gay vibes you faggot. No gay guy has ever approached me, they know better unstinctively

>got horsefly bite on my head and it's bleeding and itchy

what the fuck even

What by Christ is a horsefly

>>211948281
What is wrong with your car? Just fix it

The worst thing about joining a large company is week long orientations, paperwork, NDAs to sign, and countless stupid icebreakers
All these humiliation rituals that go on and on before you actually get to start working. why do companies even do these things? they serve no purpose, are inefficient, and are a waste of money

>>211948325
You have to infiltrate the focus group world and get people to say things advantageous to your position on stuff.

>>211948302
I will dress and act however i want to
deliberately trying to not seem gay, is more gay
Idc if some faggot sees it as a signal, I do what I want when I want

>>211948245
Nick Fuentes says men today are too obsessed with women and he's right

men should focus on other things like politics, geography, economics, philosophy, video games, etc

Woke up from my nap. Feel depressed because the world and the people in it are ugly.

semen

you should only think about women every now and then

this will improve your life and help you improve yourself and eventually you will attract a female

>>211948321
>Adult horse flies feed on nectar and plant exudates; males have weak mouthparts, but females have mouthparts strong enough to puncture the skin of large animals. This is for the purpose of obtaining enough protein from blood to produce eggs. The mouthparts of females are formed into a stout stabbing organ with two pairs of sharp cutting blades, and a spongelike part used to lap up the blood that flows from the wound. The larvae are predaceous and grow in semiaquatic habitats.

fellas, is it GAY to not wear a tight shirt

>>211948344
That's one guy who's definitely not too obsessed with women

I stopped going on 4chan after the hack. It’s mostly been an improvement on my life but honestly I miss my /cum/ niggas

>>211948384
/cum really hasn't been comfy since covid started
I miss the old cumcrew

>>211948377
my existence is gay. therefore i am gay

>>211948324
The suspension broke while I was driving it

>>211948400
The beginning of Covid was amazing for 4chan. Everyone was shitposting how it would be the end of the world

>>211948375
>>211948321
>Tabanus mouthparts: The sharp cutting stylets are on the right, the spongelike lapping part in the centre.

They literally slice you open and lap up the blood that starts flowing.
I was in the bush today shooting my guns and some of those fuckers were relentless. I wore a hat but somehow they got through or under it.

>>211948407
What does that mean? Did a wheel fall off and you scraped the ground? Blown shock tube? Vad ball joints?

>>211948407
exceeding the weight limit?

I wish I were an anime. The material universe is trash and evil.

>>211948344
>video games
I...

>>211948433
And yet you participate in the universe. Curious!

>>211948422
It was gay as fuck. The bot problem was way out of hand and there was a huge portion of sponsored posts

what are some good life hacks

I’m going to win the lottery tonight, the winning ticket will be bought at a Casey’s

>>211948347
you are very ugly jason

>>211948347
jason i have a girl for you add me on discord lil bro

>>211948450
get his ass

>>211948463
not a big fan of Trump selling protected land

>>211948400
>I miss the old cumcrew
hi

>>211948456
what the FUCK is a casey's

>>211948463
no he isn't
terrone is very ugly

who else drunk as fuck?

stop talking about your wieners

>>211948486
theyre both very ugly

>>211948482
The best slopshop in the Midwest
Their cookies have taken 10 years off my life

>why are houses so expensive? fuck the boomers!!!
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SELL 0.5% OF THE FEDERAL LANDS IN NEVADA TO BUILD PROPERTY SAVE ME NIGGERMAN

>>211948500
Jason is just average ugly

>>211948433
true say, God is cruel for teasing us with something we can never have

>Emoji movie
Thoughts on this picture?

>>211948487
need to make dindin then I will start drinking

>>211948474
And i miss the more genial and blogposty aspect of it
Now everyone is a mean sperg instead of there just being a few

>>211948454
Have sex

>>211948508
BAD BEBBI
GET THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THIS INSTANT

>>211948508
careful there

>>211948505
Any land being destroyed to build soulless housing projects is a travesty

>>211948482
Casey's is a family restaurant/bar & grill place here in Canada. Not sure what it is in burgerland.
They're mediocre restaurants with stereotypically whorish waiters, sort of like TGI Fridays.

>>211948466
No you don't and even if you did she'd only betray me if I opened my heart because that's all humans can do

dinner

jason is an npc

>>211948559
>mexican
>mayo sandwich curse
sheeesh

NEW
>>211948584

>>211948539
i do jason it’s gods honest truth she’s literally you if you were an 18 year old german girl i’ve always been your shooter i would not pull one on you. she also laments that life isn’t anime. she’s nice too give yourself a chance big guy

Facts:
Santa is real
Dog heaven is real
Girls don't poop
Your mom is a virgin
Smoking is good for you
You aren't fat you have a thyroid problem
There are other planets teeming with life
There's still time to learn another language (use duolingo)
The US will return to its former glory
Just be yourself

>>211948505
Most of it won't be for development, it will be for exploitation like logging or mining. I'll have to start carrying around a gas axe rather than a chain saw when I go riding is what I'm getting at

I’m just a late bloomer right?

>>211948701
>it will be for exploitation like logging or mining
And what is that logging used for? to build more houses
And mining for lithium which powers most of the batteries used in electric vehicles?
libs don't understand that in order to pursue their own issues requires tradeoffs and making sacrifices on other issues. They think they can have their cake and eat it too