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is it this one or what

First

>>212092472
sure

Stay safe nybros

oh my goodness gracious it's pretty cold right now

when the aaron copland hits on the playlist
shit is sooooooo oooo cash

>>212092492
>pajeet muslim socialist rules over our biggest city
dead country

>>212092492
9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo

I love noise-cancelling headphones so much. Crazy thunder hailstorm passing over right now and I’m mentally retarded so I get scared. But I crawl in bed and listen to some music and it’s all good.

>>212092552
Maybe you’re too comfortable

>>212092552
Omg same

>>212092567
No such thing muchacho
>>212092578
Haha nice :)

Hope all those frogs who got pricked at that concert the other day are doing good

The front page of reddit is just posts about India

>>212092594
Reminds me of another website

>>212092594
pro or anti?

>>212092594
i'm glad that there are india-specific subreddits for everything so that i can filter them out.

The farts have been lacking today

Look at my lawyer dawggg

>>212092615
Pro. Check out this fukkin smart Indian kid and look at this tiger bro woahhhh

>>212092594
That’ll happen if you follow a bunch of subreddits about India lol. My reddit front page has nothing about India.

Muslim socialist
That used to be something you’d say to make fun of paranoid rednecks

Went for quite a long incelwalk earlier, walked over 4 kilometres. It's like the perfect weather outside – 19°C, 75% humidity, heavily overcast, and very slightly drizzly. This is just more proof the Pacific Northwest is paradise on earth. Anyways, I got home not very long ago and just jacked off. Now I'm gonna take a luxurious shower, and after make covfeve and blaze. I get my monthly disability payment at midnight so I'm excited for that lol. Cheers my frens!
Currently listening bt w: https://youtu.be/4q_AHAMVQ9c

I’ll take Zohran over fucking Cuomo good lord. Couldn’t they find a better candidate than that guy?

>>212092674
You’re Canadian

>>212092650
>cold and rainy with a chance of getting stabbed by a junkie

lol yeah ok enjoy your paradise Mr. Changstein

>>212092692
And don’t you forget it big boy

>>212092293 (OP)
I want hockey to come back on. But atleast we got baseball

watered my ponytail palm award

I've been in this town so long that back in the city I've been taken for lost and gone and unknown for a long long time.

>>212092674
> Couldn’t they find a better candidate than that guy?
establishment dems are completely out of touch with reality. they deserve this loss for trotting out the worst possible candidate with the only viable alternative being a literal socialist.

Vote for Palantine
I tell everyone who gets in my cab to vote for you

Can't wait to see who they pick for the next James Bond now that Daniel Craig is old and decrepit.

drinking milk

>>212092747
pierce will always be the only real bond for me

i am a retarded nigger

>>212092759
100% dawg

> 25–30% of people say they rarely or never hear an inner voice narrating thoughts.
>Autobiographical memory: There are people with severely limited recall of their own lives (SDAM – Severely Deficient Autobiographical Memory). They function fine, hold jobs, maintain relationships—but can’t visualize or recall episodes from their own past in detail.
Just learned the NPC meme is real

>>212092762
but are you really?

dont have hot chips to snack on the best i can do is pretzels. grim

Just unclogged my bathtub

God she's so hawt.

Noticed GPT follows this same gay script where at the end of the response it says something like
>you're not broken to notice X .... you're just Y
it's super cringy. the structure pretty much never varies

i have hot chips but its almost 2am and i'm in bed and already brushed my teeth

>>212092788
it would help if you stopped shitting in there

>>212092788
stop cumming in the tub

95% of the US soldiers who were addicted to heroin in Vietnam quit when they came back home

good morning guys

Dad used my toothbrush and left it in the sink. I’m going to kill this nigger

>>212092773
in spirit, yes

>>212092794
im on day 44 of nobrush

>>212092770
You learn this in live fire situations real quick if you work in law or medicine. It's a wild world out there.

>>212092810
>>212092812
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750810782776026.webm

>>212092621
They've taken over the default subs too

>>212092794
what kind

>>212092842
takis

>>212092770
Having inner thoughts is for hylics
you think your thoughts are your own, but your inner thoughts are repetitions of external sense data, including what other people say.
a person with no inner-thought is freer as he doesn't allow other's thoughts to influence his own because he has none

The only alternative to the Israel lobby is a Muslim socialist. This country is a SHITHOLE.

>>212092844
dumb song

my cellphone is pretty cooked but i'm not getting a new one

>>212092855
>a Muslim socialist.
Perhaps a national socialist would do better

>>212092866
looking good jason. is that quinoa

>>212092859
It's one of my all-time faves. I heard it a lot as a kid and it's a very nostalgic song for me.

>>212092850
get this instead

>>212092881
that's not jason, he already ate some Walmart skirt steak and frozen grease potato things for dinner

jason got bullied out of the thread earlier, he's long gone

Lingangooli gooli gooli wota linga goo linga goo

>>212092885
for me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0lf_fE3HwA

>>212092901
Yeah I beat his ass good, another low effort victory for me. All I did was gently remind him of how I'd beaten his ass a few weeks ago. I'm inside his head at this point, he's in shambles.

zohran's true crime is not being indian, a muslim, or a socalist. it is having a hot wife. it should be me, not him.

he who has tasted it, who has stood at the watershed of this world and looked across into the new land, into the dwelling of the night − truly, he will never return to the labours of the world, to the land where the light is housed in ceaseless unrest.

>>212092958
>having a hot wife
proofs?

>>212092899
ok but is that quinoa

>>212092984
it does appear to be quioneaoieaiuoeea yea

momberg said if she was in a band she would be the drummer based or not based?

>>212093002
if she's anything other than vocals she's not based

Just filled out 2 job applications

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWD7k6TrJ-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

I listen to these songs on my nighttime incel walks to remind myself that I am LITERALLY Ryan Gosling in the movie "Drive".

>>212093010
drummers are based though gg allin was a drummer first

>>212093002
your mom should get a guitar
or you should get a guitar, and a drum kit for your mom
get a guitar

>>212093011
idk man
like she's attractive but she's not someone I would obsess over like that

>>212093016
Filled out one for a position as a line cook in a resort in Maine
Hope I get it

>>212093029
it's a joke, i don't care about him or his wife

>>212093016
Real

>>212093035
Entry level work is such a nightmare

>>212093011
who are these people?

>>212093020
FEMALES in bands should not be anything other than vocals, that's a rule.

>>212093035
bar harbor?

>>212093037
it's tough to tell what's a joke and what's not on the internet, and especially on this website

>>212093051
I think so

>>212093048
zee likely future mayor of new york and his wife

>>212093050
but some female guitarists are really good

>>212093079
LOL.

about to rip a big bowl of weed
based

>>212093011
.

>>212093115
vocaroo the bubbling noises from the bong please

>>212093119
Looks too much like a female version of a guy I used to know

>>212093115
you can't just "based" your own post

>>212093029
I would agree

>>212093115
based on what?

wish I had some rice pudding right now. it's been 20 years since I had rice pudding.

>>212093126
sorry i don't have a mic or bong, just a little pipe
>>212093143
yes i can
trvke

H8 tapioca pudding

>>212093151
Move them big ass ears nigga!

>>212093179
This reminds me of Far Cry 3 when you're burning the weed fields with a flamethrower

>>212093151
you look like that?

>>212093115
way ahead of you

>>212093177
lame ass

can we talk about the economic and political state of the world right now?

>>212093198
two steps ahead...always two steps ahead of everyone

>>212093193
thats where everyone heard the song you aint special kid

is this thread all degenerate weed smokers or are there men of integrity here

>>212093195
Yes

>>212093201
we literally cannot, it's a blatant violation of /int/ rule #3 and janny takes that rule more seriously than anything - including spamming hardcore gay pornography which is often left up for close to an hour in this general.

>>212093201
Me personally I'm doing pretty good

>>212093212
Not my problem

>>212093201
sure, what are your thoughts on it

>>212093211
I’ve never smoked weed because it’s illegal

>>212093214
i look like this

>>212093201
can we talk about the absolute fucking state of my terlit right now?

>>212093212
recliner supremacy belongs to those who recline at will; only a beta would think he needs the permission of someone sitting BEHIND him in fucking steerage.

sometimes i'll wait until they're using the tray to eat and then start bumping my chair so it rocks their food.

>>212093231
Something doesn't seem right... forgive me for saying so. PBUH

>>212093237
Is that your car

>>212093234
>t. Quentin

forgot to tell dadberg to call unc so he can give me the ps3

>>212093237
You are cute

>>212093260
thanks

>>212093241
>sometimes i'll wait until they're using the tray to eat and then start bumping my chair so it rocks their food.
LOL

how do i get weed if im a friendless loser with no connections

>>212093237
You are like little baby compared to me

>>212093249
do not worry, our elected officials are working tirelessly to make things better for everyone, hold out hope my friend

>>212093276
just go to the dispensary

>>212093279
**grabs you**

https://youtu.be/Evw6GYTCcOQ
My president.

>>212093276
walk into the weed store and exchange money for weed
it's massively overrated tbqh THO

RIP BAM

>>212093237
do you keep catbergs in that tiny cage?

>>212093293
>>212093301
i thought you need a medical card

>>212093306
is this for real

>>212093276
Get a prescription for it. Google the different things for which they'll prescribe it in your state and then just go to a doctor and be all whaaa my head hurts my eyes etc.

Just spent a solid half hour in the shower like a real nigga.

>>212093308
no

Dubs and I will succeed

>>212093276
Literally the Internet bitch nigga

>>212093318
yes they got Bam to appear on it. Bam hit rock bottom a while ago and then somehow smashed through rock bottom, that nigga is subterranean at this point. he's gonna kill himself one day.

John Lennon was cool

>>212093318
>>212093339
He came back today too

John Lennon was a stupid hippie faggot racemixer who got what he deserved.

did he really deserve to be killed

time waits for nobody
i'm talking lifetimes living in the same body

Not a fan of Bam Magera, heard he's a complete asshole

goodnight

>>212093396
he's always been a complete asshole, it's how he got famous and made his money. literally a professional piece of shit.

White trash really think someone getting kicked in the balls is peak humor

Wise guy eh?

>>212093050
I like girl bass players.

Chat is this real

>>212093212
Asking for permission to recline? Never.

I remember in 6th grade I tried out for band wanting to do percussion. The band director tapped on the table and told me to repeat what I heard. She said I couldn't keep a steady beat and told me to consider trying something else

Rate my american accent

https://vocaroo.com/1ifGXxUEh96z

>>212093488
god damn that bitch tweets more than jordan peterson

>>212093567
good tune

>>212093553
Very good, but there’s still a slight hint of something that gives away that you’re a non-native speaker. You’re like +99% of the way there, though.

>>212093553
you sound like postal guy but your accent leaks through

>straight on the table and an ace in hand
what would you do in this situation?

>>212093622
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1750814418073856.jpg

>>212093567
https://youtu.be/Jy5XiRFCosM

>>212093622
Too little information to determine the correct move

A guy who said he supports Israel but won't support their right to systematically liquidate anyone they want is enough to send the Israel lobby in this country into a collective conniption fit. Imagine what an actually anti-Israel politician would drive them to do.

>>212093656
trunami

>>212093585
Juden Loomerstein

The more I talk to this girl, the more I want to talk to her. Two-three weeks ago, I didnt care about her at all. Ig constant texting, attention, and meeting her often has put on rosy glasses on my eyes. happens with you fellas?

>>212093675
I went on a date with a girl was really enjoying talking to her and then right before the second date she cancelled on me. I've been upset all week about it, she was so nice and pretty and told me multiple times she was having a great time when we hung out. Was gonna hug her on the second date, I was planning it all out. BIG SAD

>>212093675
ayo this nigga is in love

>>212093588
>>212093594
Thanks. I've been told I sound like a Coloradoan, but I have no idea what that means.

>>212093675
Yeah it's called attraction but don't appear too desperate

painfully popped a pimple award
i spent like 3 minutes walking it off and i still want to cry

>>212093656
>an actually anti-Israel politician
like thomas massie? there's that somalian muslim congresswoman as well who might've talked shit about israel before

>>212093725
Great job, team. We’ve got them on the ropes. Time to finish them off!

tfw https://youtu.be/p1wGOO2SZYg

>>212093715
yea nah, I'm playing it cool. she is the one who texts her me daily and we chat. I respond within 5mins tho. We have been sharing meme on insta too

>>212093695
:( where did you meet her?

>>212093705
I just hope she doesnt break my heart. It'll def suck. She even had me meet her mom who liked me. Her mom said I'm a sincere guy.

>>212093754
>:( where did you meet her?
on hinge, it makes me laugh how stressed out I was about it all, I went to a barber and ironed my clothes and thoroughly cleaned my car. Was so nervous on what to say, all that stress for her to tell me she isn't really looking for a partner rn. That'll learn me for getting my hopes up. I fall in love easily

>>212093754
she can smell your desperation btw

ded thred time 4 bed (and goon)

>>212093803
apps dont work anon. i went out with so many women from there, even hooked up with a few. overall most women there dont want a relationship, they are there for attention. chads are dicking them down. i just had a bitch in mid 30s tell me how no guy wants to be monogamous. I like bitch you ghosted all the good guys in your 20s what'd you expect? (but I didnt say anything. i just said it is what it is)

>>212093821
she texts me first tho. i work right next to her office so she asks to grab coffee during day too.

Love America and being American

>>212093847
yeah shes testing you

night buds

>>212093836
I had a 3 year long relationship with a girl I met off there. I think the rare well intentioned introvert is on those apps, but generally, yeah I know most of them are there for attention and breadcrumb me. I try to talk to girls irl and get along with them but I can never tell if they know im flirting or just being friendly.

I am gonna show a haplogroup video from YouTube.b

>>212093878
Penis froge

>>212093883
>im flirting or just being friendly.
same. this girl started texting me out of nowhere and i couldnt tell what she wanted. i tested waters and realized she was being flirty. i have been on many hinge dates and they were the ones who started the conversations, yet bitches just didnt feel the """connection""". Jokes on them because this girl is way hotter

Happened in NZ
Who the hell weighs 46 kilos lmfao and he was a security guard

There are currently three bugs crawling on my screen

>>212093962
theres a fourth crawling up your asshole

>>212093921
>São José
Br?

>>212093948
Indian security company. The ultra rich neighbourhood I live near by and jog through daily has a scam jeet company with skinny turbanigger jeets driving around their gay security cars.

>>212093974
it turned sad joose to sao jose

>>212093948
>Who the hell weighs 46 kilos
5’0” anorexic girls?

>>212093948
>Ramming deep

>>212093996
I know. I just thought it was funny that the AI presumably tried to autocorrect Apu baby talk into Portuguese

>>212093917
happy for you. Sometimes it's just a waiting game and I should probably spend less time thinking about it

RIP Ricky Berwick

>>212094017
yea we went to school together so I've known her for a while. i really fell for a hinge i met from hinge last month, bitch just didnt like me for whatever reason. she was a sorority bitch too so I think it wouldnt have worked out either way

>>212093980
I bet the average garbage man is stronger than the jeet guards

>>212093948
Hired by some indian company on low wages

>>212094032
what happened

>>212094037
I have fantasized about pulling one out of the car, disemboweling them and leaving a Jeet human scarecrow in the neighbourhood as a message against hiring jeets to pay lower insurance.

>>212094034
>bitch just didnt like me for whatever reason
yeah, when this happens I usually just assume they found a man they like more, which is fine but I wish they would give some constructive feedback. 'please fill out this feedback form to help improve productivity'

>>212094052
He's about to be beaten to death by an alcoholic.

The funniest for me is when security companies hire these 4’7 75lb Pajeetas as security guards, and have them strutting around in tactical vests and shit (not armed though; illegal in Canada unless they’re guarding shit like cash or gold shipments in Brinks-type trucks)

Like bitch what are you going to do? Could easily throw you around like a ragdoll

>>212094002
the bigger the benchod is the harder the benchod falls - gandhi

>>212094060
Every white Canadian's fantasy

>>212094078
I agree, it's like they are trying to taunt us into ripping their arm off and beating them to death with it

>>212094073
>give some constructive feedback.
are you underaged? never ask a hoe this question. just say you had a good time talking with her and wish her luck. it just means she's looking for chad and is willing to wait

Alright buddy calm down

>>212094098
Senpai.

>>212094104
>are you underaged
I'm 27, I'm just joking about getting feedback but would be interested to hear what they thought desu

>>212094114
Stop!

>>212094119
>what they thought
women don't think, they feel

i want a ps3

>>212094135
You can have mine

>>212094060
t. Vlad the Impaler

wish I could stop picking the skin from my lips

>>212094148
is it the old fat one

>>212094149
valid the crumb-eater

>>212094135
The nice pstriple, why do all consoles seem souless now compared to it?

I wish I could stop picking my nose and eating it

>>212092881
buckwheat

Brown pussy is still pussy at the end of the day

>>212094161
>why do all consoles seem souless now compared to it?
because they are and modern consoles have no mother fucking games

>>212094174
This is what the first Euros in what is today Brazil said. Look at their descendants now. Brown and retarded.

>>212094153
I think so

Vlad the Impaler’s mother has a cool name: Eupraxia

You ever have a dream where you can speak another language fluently

>>212094211
Imagine the smell

i just wish it'd work out with this girl desu. i've suffered enough

this is what i strive for

>>212094233
It's funny

>>212094198
what games you got for it

Did you watch the haplogrouo video on YouTube?

>>212094221
Yes. I do speak other languages fluently, and dreaming in those languages can make for interesting dreams in their own right, but it’s especially strange when I dream in languages that I don’t speak and have never studied. One time, that happened in a Chinese, for example.

I don’t really understand what’s going on when that happens. Is it just gibberish that my mind is generating? But it can’t be if I’m expressing things and understanding things. Inventing a new language in my head that just sounds like something else?

when i dream im in a foreign place that cant speak english i dont say anything and usually avoid people in the dream

i'm entitled

>>212094257
Bayonetta
Alice Madness Returns
Metal Gear Solid HD Collection
Metal Gear Rising
God of War trilogy
Street Fighter 4
Gta 4 & 5
South Park the Stick of Truth
Batman Arkham trilogy
Fallout 3
Skyrim
Resident Evil 5
The Last of Us
Battlefield
A bunch of CoD games I never play
Demon's Souls
Little Big Planet
Uncharted 1 & 2
Some racing game
Some baseball game

i'm a retarded nigger

>>212094344
same

>>212094344
To what

>>212094359
when are you sending it over to me bud?

>ciao means “I am your slave”
Do Italians really
https://youtu.be/cJy9j4xZB2I

No good pictures to put on dating appberg award

I'd like to offer you an escape... an exit from this hole you've been digging

>>212094471
Dug your mom’s hole

im entitled to your ps3 when is it coming leaf bud?

Money in 10 minutes :)
https://youtu.be/FhksmAd0O2w
https://youtu.be/LqldwoDXHKg
https://youtu.be/NC8MfulGMXE
https://youtu.be/6F_Y0qNjfhI

>>212094513
Stop.

wish i was rich and powerful

leaf flaked out! never trusting a leaf again

wish I was suckin dick
Or gettin my dick sucked

My room smells so ripe

Fart asmr

bitch

wish i could beat some of the bitches that have wronged me

They call me the chef the way I be puttin my hot dog in these niggas' buns

Nonsexually playing with my penis and slapping it against my belly

Nonsexually playing with my anus and slapping it against my belly

dreaming about you

>>212094751
In Chinese?

if it doesnt work out with this girl, i'll prolly blow my brains out

>>212094807
that's absurd
there are more women out there for you
and why wouldn't it work out anyway?

>>212094839
>there are more women out there for you
i don't think i can take it anymore tbf

>and why wouldn't it work out anyway?
idk shit never works out for me

my dick is cute as a button

>>212094850
You have so much life to live

i'd rather not. shit's fucked

It's scary to think about what goes on in the minds of some people

Life is pain and misery

Life is good

what did you have for girl dinner today?

>>212095165
Ate your mom’s pussy for my girl dinner

>>212095114
Not if you’re sleeping on the street in Manila in the middle of the day

>>212094961
It's scary to think that there's nothing going on inside the minds of some people

>>212095114
at being bad

I could not without pleasure behold, and even ventur'd to feel, such a length! such a breadth of animated ivory, perfectly well turn'd and fashion'd, the proud stiffness of which distended its skin, whose smooth polish and velvet-softness, might vie with that of the most delicate of our sex, and whose exquisite whiteness was not a little set off by a sprout of black curling hair round the root, through the jetty sprigs of which, the fair skin shew'd as, in a fine evening, you may have remark'd the clear light æther, throught the branch-work of distant trees, over topping the summet of a hill: then the broad and bluish-casted incarnate of the head, and blue serpentines of its veins, altogether compos'd the most striking assemblage of figure and colours in nature; in short, it stood an object of terror and delight.

>>212095240
How do you sleep with all the honking

>>212095165
I'm more irritated by the way women eat these platters than the idea of the platter itself. They pick at them over the course of two or three hours then leave leftovers uneaten to rot. My sister, sister's slutty friends, and my ex all did the same thing.

>>212095261
I don’t know, I want to ask them but I’m too scared, They’re probably drunk

need to poo poo

>>212095539
>be me about 5 minutes ago
>going to bed soon
>in bathroom
>bathroom is right across the hall from my bedroom
>see giant house centipede on the wall
>it scurries under the door out of the bathroom
>don't know where it is

Fuck.

>>212095630
I don't think I've ever seen a house centipede move. They're always just completely still when I see them.

>>212095721
It's either complete standstill or booking it at like 2 feet per second with no inbetween.

>>212095165
Hey she's probably not fat which means a lot these days

So cringe
So stinky

>>212095964
New