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feel unwell

should i doordash timmies again guys..... ugh...

We're all capable of so much more

>>212256156
I downloaded Uberjeets for the first time, they wanted $30 to deliver a Subway sandwich

what other boards do you all use
I sometimes look at /tv/ but I can't look at threads for my actual interests because everyone says retarded shit and it pisses me off an inordinate amount

Tay :3

Hello cummers

>>212256165
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OXcrEVFZOXs&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>212256201
those feets are

>>212256221
stop phoneposting

>>212256201
>average south-eastern Poland woman
uh k?

>>212256201
Domina

>>212256215
hi

>>212256233
I can't I'm at work

>>212256199
/vg/ only. i pop into /sp/ when i know there will be shitflinging

>>212256193
bro use coupons/loyalty rewards to offset the uberjeet uncharge and dont tip.

>>212256199
/sp/ for tennis

>>212256199
I used to use /mu/ just as much as /int/ before it died.
I use /sp/ frequently during the nfl season, world cup, and euros.
I use /trv/ whenever I'm planning on a trip or reminiscing on past trips. It's a very slow board, but very high quality discussion, and then let you post larger images up to 8 mb.
I use /tv/ semi frequently, more when I'm watching a lot of movies.
Sometimes I use /ck/ and /an/

>>212256281
Id rather just not use the service at all

Dogberg rubbed against me too hard and hurt me

the underside of my balls itch uncontrollably. ive used antifungal/jock itch stuff for days and its not helping. im having to do the pinch and roll multiple times throughout the day

>>212256311
fair...... but like i don't want to scooter to tummies rn......

Imagine eating this good (flounder and pasta salad)

*timmies
when the FUCK did i ever write tummies......... autocorrect pozzed.....

>>212256437
Pasta looks undercooked and flounder looks under seasoned
I can imagine a white woman making this, or a fat man on a diet

Maybe we been living with our eyes half open

Maybe we're burnt and broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a32MTpd1GdA

what causes this

drinking wine

wow the scale of this game is impressive for 1997! quakefags could never dream of having a map this big

>>212256517
Dont be a fuckin pussy, guzzle that shit

>>212256522
Minecraft?

spent 8 of the last 9 days at toilberg and the first day i get off i have to go to the DMV

>>212256437
looks nice

>>212256522
What is this ugly minecraft resource pack?

>>212256556
no. im kinda sick right now

Sometimes I think about my ex and wonder if she misses me, but most likely she doesn't think about me.

>>212256605
boo hoo niggah
that does suck tho

>>212256633
want me to give her a message?

>>212256591
>>212256607
plebs that cant enjoy pixels

>>212256676
nah

interesting...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Bosnia_and_Herzegovina_people_of_African-American_descent

i dont know what to eat today

>>212256712
eat my cock and balls

>>212256712
Just starve to death then

>>212256732
im too much of a pussy to endure the pain of starvation

My job just implemented a program where you can get paid for the day you worked the next day.

LONGDICK STYLE

>>212256753
eat that guy's cock and balls

>>212256753
I'll lock you in my basement to help out

>>212256605
There's no reason to go to the DMV anymore, don't you have the kiosks around town in supermarkets and whatnot?
I got my tags through one of these, but you can do just about anything

>>212256774
im not armin

I said my mom was making tacos, but they're more like burritos
They are very yummy

dadberg is refusing to ask unc to give me his ps3, he told me to call him myself

>>212256701
Ese perro es literalmente yo

Remember when everyone was freaking out about WW3 kicking off? Feels like an eternity ago, but it has only been a couple days… Nothing Ever Happens Chuddie undefeated world champion…

>>212256876
anyone who said ww3 is happening is braindead iran never does anything

>>212256858
And why can't you call?

>>212256876
Yeah, it was stupid. People here said the same thing. For God's sake, we're in Mexico. Here, you're more likely to be killed by a stray bullet than a missile.

>>212256901
I'm shy

>>212256923
do you look like that?

>>212256926
>pic
Is this real

>>212256893
This, they don't even have any allies it wouldn't be a world war. Ain't nobody checkin for Iran

>>212256944
yes

sho is rainin

>>212256712
Something healthy, with lots of protein

let's open a food truck

>>212256929
Send him a text or an email.

i believe in t he demiurge

>>212257035
me thinks ill eat eggs and sweet potatoes

>>212257124
In what way and why

i'm kind of done with sex after my goon session yesterday

Republicans want to make me a zog drone and Democrats are obsessed with enabling criminals.

So tired of having sex all the time...

>>212257244
>in my dreams
grim

>>212257223
easy now

I wonder how long it takes for you to recognize the different types of people like Chad's, Stacie, alt girl, sporty guy, etc. looks like when you move to a new country

>>212257189
why

>>212257302
i went too hard now i'm just grossed out on sex for a few more days hopefully

how am i supposed to get my dick hard in this bitches mouth when i just had sex with another bitch 20 minutes ago

would you come to my bar mitzvah if I sent you an invitation

>>212257373
I'm pakistani is that okay

>>212257373
never heard of that bar. wheres it located? do they serve pulque?

This is based

>>212257459
idgi

>>212257464
we are hiring alligators to deport mexicans

>>212257464
alligators eat tacos

>>212257478
>>212257464
ALLIGATORS ARE FREN SHAPED!

>>212257439
raining here too 2bh

>>212257478
>>212257489
>>212257495
even more confused

>And you brag dis?
How do you respond without sounding mad?

at waterloo napoleon did surrender

Speaking of ICE, I tried to request a transit visa to go to Asia, but they didn't approve it. Do they really think I'm going to stay in the US? If I'm paying for plane tickets?

>>212257524
>..... Like all French men before him

>>212257532
>Do they really think I'm going to stay in the US?
Yes

cool clock ahmed

>>212257553
But how? I showed them I had enough money to go on my fishing trip, but they told me to go to hell. Is it because I'm brown, isn't it?

I like it

>>212257575
let's see anon's clock

i got a good joke if George Clooney ever gets fat

.

>>212257587
its because your cousins take any opportunity to illegally come here

we gooned too close to the sun

This party's shit wish we could dip go anywhere hip

the sheriff took umbrage

>>212257656
It all started with the Dodge man

>get a clean/dirty magnet for the dish washer
>it says dirty
>sisterberg still leaves dishes in the sink

business idea: sepuku

>>212257680
does your sister have sex with black men or is she racist?

>>212257680
your life must be hell

>>212257680
In a Sharia country inshallah she would have been beaten

old people look so bad

>>212257642
but I don't have any family in the US

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa9LI4gg9W8
drunk tunes

>>212257733
>but I don't have any family in the US

>>212257731
Quod sumus hoc eritis

>>212257769
But it's true, why is it so hard to believe? Besides, those who have been emigrating to the US lately are Venezuelans.

>>212257753
gn

>>212257806
im not sleeping

>>212257826
try harder

im sleepy if you wanna know the truth about it

>>212257842
no. i need /cum/ to be there for me

Would you wear one of these?

>>212257910
i would wear one to kick a chicano over the border wall

I got a sunburn

>>212257925
Me except momberg said I get browner every minute

>>212257922
And what color? For me, it's gold.

Dinner

>>212257960
red white and blue, the colors of the french

>>212257981
nubian

>>212257981
whats dat?

>>212257998
what do you mean by that
>>212258025
rice and fish

>>212258036
which fish?

>>212257982
I see, red would be fine.

>>212258052
whiting

>>212257910
no

I was checking out that it's easier to get into Canada, so why are there so many Indians there? Anyway, to go to Asia, it's cheaper to go through Europe.

Just found out mexicans cut their pizzas with little ceasars

>>212258131
How?

my burrito was mid desu. i didn't cook the rice all the way so it wasn't soft enough, and i really should've shredded the chicken.

https://youtu.be/F5TERw9-vO4

1000% kino

>>212258131
kek

>>212258159
If you fail to plan you plan to fail. Take the time next time. Haste makes waste. Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

>>212258178
Haven't seen one of your posts in multiple months

sexy women make me nuts

what does /lat/ go by now

wew
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1751215560711134.webm

>>212258300
/csg/ or /ars/

>>212258300
/ars/ formerly /csg/ formerly /lat/

>>212258349
no more basketball for those basketball americans

>>212258349
Wha happuh?

>>212258349
based and justified

i have lots of good shooty webms but janny would be FUMING and surely give me a 3 day vacation for daring to post them

post pigs getting smoked

>>212258482
anything that shows death is an insta-ban in my experience, even if it's just implied

my constipation has gone away.

more kinos?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751140030637555.webm

>>212258561
fat coalburner should've been wasted too

The girl who went splat at X Games skateboard contest yesterday has a skull fracture. I wonder if it's finally time for comps to start making helmets mandatory in the street category. Most of the skateboarders do not wear them in street. I mean street skat contests involving doing tricks on handrails down staircases. The potential fall angle from that is really nasty with the wrong kind of luck on the wrong day, which is exactly what happened.

>>212258561
Damn he was so close

>>212258593
went to high school with a guy who is now retarded because he smashed his head off a half pipe while snowboarding. he was wearing headphones and no helmet, the headphones crushed into his skull and gave him brain damage. now he gets really upset about tiny things and can't remember basic stuff like how to tie his shoes. pretty sad.

>>212258591
That seemed unnecessary

>>212258561
Some niggas don't think.

Irish are based

What would you do if your girlfriend DEMANDED to hold your penis every time you pee

this is life in the united states of USA

>>212258685
Aw that would be so cute

>>212258672
>some

>>212258685
shut the fuck up

>>212258703
does this anger stem from not having a girlfriend to hold your penis

my ex wanted to hold my dick while I peed but I'm really pee shy and I couldn't go. She yelled at me and told me to man up

>>212258708
perhaps

>>212258561
>I'm not grabbin nothin
>is grabbing something
the worst part is the hypocrisy

>>212258688
That's your only ally

Listening to Brazilian phonk

can i hold your beef curtains open while you pee

I can't read the word brazil without thinking of a big brown ass in a bikini

You can say that again

>>212258696
There's plenty of niggas that don't have shootouts with the police

>>212258725
yeah that's totally worse than fucking shooting a guy and endangering a bunch of other innocent people
fuck you

you can't be a fly nigga if you ain't shootin at no cops

theres an active sniper GET DOW-

>>212258759
And the bikini is green and yellow

The US is pretty crazy for cops, ive seen a bunch of traffic stops where the suspect pulls a black rifle on cops

Emma Stone now looks like Nargot Robbie

>>212258349
Where do I donate to his gofundme

>>212256978
Hate when this happens

>>212258685
I don't even hold my penis when I pee

If you working a job, you a bitch
Ain’t never tried to rob, you a bitch

I have no criminal record

>>212258850
Same, based

>>212258850
I have a traffic violation (not stopping for a school bus)

Sick of you goddamn incel bigot chud freaks not responding to my replies and threads on this board. SICK OF IT!

>>212258883
You coulda killed dem kids!!

>>212258883
fuck schoolbuses and fuck that gay little stop sign

been pulled over on a bicycle (not electric) for speeding in a school zone....... how tf can they tell..... their speed detectors don't work on bicycles it's a bit fishy if you ask me......

>>212258948
They probably have to meet ticket quotas

The Middle East, Africa, and South Asia need to get their shit together ASAP.
They are going to inherit the earth.

What do Americans think of 4 more trillion dollars of debt?

Snack while I play CS2.

Dont care at all about havings visible abs im on permabulk until look like this

Can I watch every Annabeth Gish movie before the end of the year?

>>212259000
nubian

>>212258628
dude was waving a giant knife around, it was necessary.

>>212258679
Based Irish standing shoulder to shoulder with their muslim brethren. Islamic countries like Ireland need to stand with Palestine.

>>212258591
1 less rabid negro

>>212259000
two chicken breats is not a snack jason

>>212258726
objectively false saar

should i kms?

>>212259048
No

added too much water and turned my dinner into a damn soup. pathetic.

>>212259048
Ask again later.

gonna get some security cameras for my place, it's time i started taking home security seriously. someone knocked on my door the other night but when i went to investigate there was no one there. i suspect they were hiding, waiting for me to open the door and then jump me in a home invasion (possibly for my bussy who knows).

>>212259083
actually genuinely pathetic

>>212259086
I live in a city and leave the door unlocked and windows open all night. Does the camera come with a sex change surgery?

>>212259048
Yes

>>212259055
why not?
>>212259084
should i kms?

>>212259086
That was me. I was gonna ask if you have accepted Jesus Chris as your Lord and savior.

>>212259112
didn't have any onions either so the flavor was lacking

i still ding dong ditch people in my late 30's

>>212259129
Onions are disgusting

>>212259115
What if a hot girl jumps into your house, sees you lying naked in your bed and rapes you???????????????

>>212259139
Based and Dennis the Menace pilled.

oh no please don't rape me

Wild weird stuff

>>212259162
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212259139
Asking to get shot

>>212259162
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8

>>212259123
>Why not?
Because this is the only life you get, giving up is retarded

>>212259045
They're thin.

>>212259243
Chicken breast isn't a snack no matter the thickness.

>>212259115
that's because you're a degen twink who wants to get raped
>>212259126
the many signs adorning my lawn clearly state that I have, if the 10 foot crucifix wasn't clear enough.

You are correct sir

>>212259286
>10 foot crucifix
Are you for real?

>>212259263
You're deranged.

I am going to this girl's place. she's alone. its sex sex sex time

>>212259301
Whatever you say fatty.

>>212259300
it was a 10 foot swastika but the town made me modify it. can't fight city hall as they say.

>>212259311
Focus on the clitoris

>>212259311
Based sexhaver.

i dont even like bacon, this shit is way too salty

>>212259345
homosexual

Whenever I see a woman in porn with a huge clitoris that looks like a small dick it makes me ill

>>212259334
hmm clussy
>>212259345
pork belly is better than bacon

>>212259362
I seek out porn of this variety
I search "lesbian big clit"

>>212259345
i enjoy all types of bacon, it's a pretty diverse cut of meat actually. i always buy delicious smoked back bacon for Christmas breakfast, it's important that several animals give their lives during the holiday season.

>>212259378
I like floppy English bacon

people are setting off fireworks to celebrate Canada becoming increasingly infested with Indians.

>>212259382
Isn't English bacon just Canadian ham?

I like floppy English titties

>>212259334
she's so pretty it's disorienting

>>212259362
Wait till you see my clitoris. It's legitimately the biggest clitoris I've seen and I looked through clitomegaly pics.

Ohhh, it's the one they call Leduc!

>>212259407
Not sure, this is what I mean

>>212259467
Let’s see it

>>212259453
Jenna Coleman has nice flappy English titties.

>>212256201
Beyond used goods. For fun use only.

my clit is 6inch, also happen to have balls attached to it and no vagina

>>212259480
That's called back bacon.

How about the latest shooting

>>212259518
Then why did it come up when I searched "English bacon"?

>>212259518
nta but the British like back bacon too, in Canada we typically put a peameal crust on it for some extra flavour

>>212259528
Something. I think it's called peameal here.

>>212259482

unsee(dot)
cc(slash)
album(hashtag)
SCKupm
uK5R2v

>>212259139
I'm glad you're single and that your life sucks
>Inb4 starts lying

wouldn't click that with a gun to my head

>>212259549
Somebody click this link and report back

She took the call

>>212259549
gross
>>212259589
its a nasty lump on a greasy hairy man

Some fuckers are lighting those floating chinese paper lanterns and they're going out and crashing on top of peoples' houses now. Just saw one land on my neighbour's roof, how the fuck is that even legal?

>>212259599
Thanks for taking the L bro

>>212259549
.....what am i looking at.....?

Here, learn about the Soviet-born Jew multi-billionaire behind OnlyFans. https://www.wsj.com/business/media/only-fans-leonid-radvinsky-profile-706c914d?st=VWUncQ&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

>>212259582
i'm pointing a gun at your post, does that count?

>>212259317
*mogs u*

>>212259614
It's his clitoris you ignorant bigoted fuck

>>212259621
Cute undies I wanna sniff

I ate the rest of the fettuccine Alfredo...

>>212256343
>Oh no the porn site I like is confirmed to be run by overt Jewish pedophiles who could have predicted this

1 to 9 play world at war
0 binge youtube shit

>>212259624
clitorises don't look like that

>>212259658
You're just brainwashed by too much porn

Jason is without a doubt one of the most disgusting and repulsive things I've ever encountered on 4chan. His utter shamelessness really dials up the disgust factor too.

>>212259667
did you even look at it......

>>212259677
Lmao hell na and I pity anyone who did

ate a humongous giant nasty greasy burger spilling over with fat lumps of cheese and bacon

you know what im not even mad...... that's impressive

Dalitleaf is malding because I can post my white tummy and he has a disgusting bulging jeet belly with an outie belly button.

im back

>>212259725
Where did you go

>>212259725
did everything work out?

Yeah, I'm good. Bye.

>>212259732
was watching the tele

>>212259734
wat?

>>212259744
Are you still dating lachlan

i wanted to make the new
>>212259745
>>212259745
>>212259745

Im objectively better than jason
I have my own car
My own apartment
I went to college
I have a job
Ive had sex with women
Ive had gfs
t. Terrone