isle of wight

>>212268384
thanks that'll come in handy next time the lass is on her the period

poo smells lmao

>I love the Priti Patel types so much more than any other genre of woman
>genre of woman

Indian milves fat arses smashing against my bollocks

>>212268394 (OP)
lovely edish

good news the drugs worked
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>milves

>>212268446
<3

>>212268487
corrr this bitch makes me so hard, spaffed to her multiple times one day

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Fucking HELL just taken the vilest most foul smelling poo of my life

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>>212268445
Wish there were more porn of Indians
Bloody impossible to find anything decent

>>212268487
her looksmatch during that would be arrested for sexual harrassment

doing a read

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Russian

and cannot fathom how people got so pissed off about a literal video game

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>'working' from home
>mini air con
>murray mints
>Civ V
Yeah it's comfy time

>>212268546
The Indian milf type is the hardest to find even more if looking for a white lad in there. But I see them everywhere in my area

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when is ofcom coming?

what a shite day

>>212268597
reserved for small paki cock they're just off limits for timmys

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Heard you want your country back, Rorke

HA! Fuck off!

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212268648
yawn

Hanging around the school gates in ethnic areas looking for fat arsed mums

>>212268636
Interesting

mad how some people are so boring they can only spam low effort memes about politics

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

So fucking horny right now.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212268648
Gbeebies has been seething about him all morning, dadberg wasn’t happy watching it over breakfast

poo fart wanking while hungover

>>212268673
same x
good trick is to pretend you have a child at the school

As a young gay man, Marina (FKA Marina and the Diamonds) was the soundtrack to my teenage years. I adored her cult classic Electra Heart album and remember when she was the undisputed queen of Tumblr. She continued putting out great music, including her previous album, the fantastic and pleasingly political Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land. But now, riding a wave of 2010s nostalgia, Marina is back in the charts and at the top of her game. The whole album is delightfully camp and jam packed with Eurodisco-esque gay club bangers. I predict that, just as with Charli, Marina is heading for a comeback

>>212268597
Gotta strike up a conversation

>>212268394 (OP)
the isle of shite, a cunty of the pooshiteed queensub of "great" shitstain and godawful direland

>>212268394 (OP)
>isle of wight
If it does not have a powerful undead enemy on it, I will be disappointed

>>212268394 (OP)
It's a shame I'll never be wight enough to visit.

>>212268738
>a wave of 2010s nostalgia

Going wickes. Anyone want owt?

>>212268795
For Some Serial Killers, Murder Is Identity-Affirming Care

there's a dead ant inside monitor, now i have to wait for 10 hours for it to slide down to the bezel, great

can you lads let me make the next thread please?
never get to make a new and it would mean a lot to me

>>212268862
Rorke dropping to his knees. First Bob Vylan now this!

Hi heathermong

>>212268862
I like this. Saved.

>>212268679
>Luv my pensioners frozen
Don't think you know much about this country.

>>212268862
hitler vibes

>>212268854
it's easy af to make a new thread in this goofy ass general, git gud mate

>>212268771
wtf was a 12 year old lad doing on Grindr

>>212268916
not with heatherhuman around

>>212268749
"Wight" as "Lich" is pretty much due to D&D. The word pretty much means thing or creature.
Isle of Wight probably comes from the Romans calling it Vectis - no idea what it has to do with poles or bars.

>>212268924
looking to get his crust busted, I presume

>>212268924
it's perfectly normal in gay culture

well rorke?

>>212268924
LGBTQ = PAEDO

just ate maccies, feel like shite

>>212268995
omds lmfao

>>212268854
what sort of image will you be using?

mad how henry cavill is from jersey. he's not even a proper englishman

>>212268999
HOLY STATUTORY, BATMAN!

>>212268907
leftypol taking his tranny 6 month old to the tranny swimming pool

>>212269040
Everyone I've ever met from Jersey has been a massive tarq

>>212269040
moo haha

>>212268938
They probably saw a rock shaped like a pole when they landed and were like "Here we are, the Isle of Poles"

>>212269040
always thought that nigga was scottish for some reason

>>212269068
I wonder if they had plumbing and drywall.

need to get down g-a-y tonight to hear the latest the gays are listening to in preperation for pride parade

>>212269040
The cunt's Jerrais? Me too! We have exactly one thing in common.

>>212269133
don't you get tired of posting the same shit every day

where is gary eats here? looks white af and i want to move there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tUa11COce4

>>212269126
why do gays love cheesy pop music meant for teen girls?

>>212269162
they wish to be the little girl

I reckon Gok Wan is due for an ozempic-fueled comeback

>>212269162
why is cheesy pop music meant for teen girls?

>>212269040
well he doesn't exactly look english

>>212269020

>>212269216
the proportional and reasonably symmetric facial features really give it away

fascinating stuff

https://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/

>>212269220
BASED

>>212269040
Knew a guy from Jersey who was circumcised
Not Jewish, wasn't for medical reasons his parents just did it

pure satire again is it

>>212269243
or maybe the black hair...

>>212269248

>>212269248

>>212269248
wahey there he is

>>212269267
bit of a weird conversation to have with a mate

>>212269248

i need therapy

Next OP image

>>212269162
Ask Diego, he loves that kind of music

>>212269248
>/ita/ 19
>/brit/ 75
absolute state of us

>>212269327
Not really

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/image/vKnFVNZMXdCRu3iY0G3TYA%3D%3D/page/1/

>>212269220
why
why never the hurting

ewww turned my head and saw a big flake of ear wax fall out my ear

phwor

https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/Encourage-women-to-smell-their-poop-to-be-more-inclusive-to-Trans-women-IQfy/

Decided to be kind to everyone and I've made so many friends, live a more fulfilling life, and all my enemies suffer even more because they know they're not hurting me when I have so much love in my heart.

>>212269423
that this was a t-girl from the tnumb

>>212269423
HELLO

>>212269389
>earliest one is 1st feb 2021

>>212269440
lmao

>>212269440
>2075 results found.

>>212269248
Need Lee/Barneyfag out of business.

on the monday morning alkie toil

>>212269443
the jesuspill

>>212269440
mental how this is all one poster

>>212269289
Plenty of Celt, Gaulish, and Roman floating around the shallows of the islands' gene pool. This general has a 50% chance of starting with two black-haired Englishman in the pic.

>>212269486
bet you feel lush

>>212269486
grim

last night my mate who agreed with me on everything when it was just me and him talking started subtly arguing against everything i was saying about the country because new people were around and i pointed out to him that he was being a fraud because he was scared of them judging him and he started literally crying

ive turned myself into a pharisee morty im pharisee rick

>>212269486
Stronk polski lagers are based as all fuck ngl

>>212269519
wow snorelore that'sw amazing please post more blogs at www.snorelords.com/brit/borekings

>>212269486
literal tramp beer

>>212269547
ywnbaw

>>212269443
Wish everybody was nice and not jerks for no reason. I don't why people can't just behave normally and get along with each other and not mess with people. We would all be much happier for it.

Anyway, you're a dumb nigger.

>>212269486
corrr based get theat up ya lad
corrrrrrrrrrr

>>212269440
sometimes i forget this site is a mental asylum and i'm probably one of the most normal posters here

>>212269519
alri baron borelord of boreshire

the missus

>>212269555
Cost £4 for 4 cans here that's almost 20 units which is a bargain

>>212269579
gyat dang those are some banging hips

>>212269579
absolute hog

>>212269519
the boredom of archbishop of banality

Reckon it's gonna be ant day today or tomorrow

Feels like there’s a stone in my nostril it fucking kills

>>212269579
face like a smacked arse

Imagine Emma Watson’s stinky pooey farts entering your nostrils.

>>212269486

>>212269582
Some are calling it the Frosty Jacks of the Carpathians.
That's a good price on imported beer though, not too far off what you'd pay for a can here.

>>212269579
She has a Gherkin Gold Pass xx

why is it that you can tell which women burn coal

>>212269579
mong face

too bastard hot

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i remember my daydrinking days. getting up at 5am sweating bullets near death, waiting for the offie to open at 8am so i could get deliveroo to get me more vodka

then getting a big slug of it in and feeling mega again. it really were 12-15x as lush followed by periods of -10x as lush

it of course all ended up in hospital

fizzy cherry raspberry grapefruit blood orange limeade

3PM walktoil looms they gonna be sweaty :)

>>212269579
Albows too pointy 2/10

>>212269579
>thats a 10 in the bongland

>>212269713
story lol
how did it get like that
how did you ever fix it
are you teetotal now

>>212269725
they suffer over there

>Albows

how to get job

>>212269579
elbows not pointy enough

>>212269423
That's the face she'll be making as she is squat over me pissing on my face and in my mouth.

>>212269736
for some reason I still would like to marry a brit

>>212269423
absolute state of those legs
ruby lowkey gonna die a virgin

fly big crab
or
calf by brig

>>212269780
>Cruel Bilikesu Olagunju,
what a name lmao

>>212269749
>go to rich neighborhoods rehab center
>meet some people
>say ur looking for a job
>get a job
>stay friends with them
free money

>I was once battered so hard in a fight at school that he ripped off my trousers and pants and threw the latter into a tree so high up that they stayed there for the whole year.

>>212269802
depends on which state you live in?

>>212269782
i would date one but marry is a bit much

>>212269780
john attard voted for this

>>212269703
not bastard hot enough

>>212269792
Not with the grotesque things she will be doing to my cock and arse!

>>212269818
perhaps

>>212269728
i had a work from home do nothing job so i just started getting smashed earlier and earlier until it became a litre a day or more. i couldnt stick the withdrawals so i had to keep going as soon as i woke up.

dadberg eventually came round and saw the state i was in and just in time because i blacked out and they had to revive me with narcan and take me to hospital to detox

i still drink about 12-14 units every night

>>212269825
marrying a latina is not a good option anon

>>212269851
what did he say
im amazed they still let you live alone while u're drinking
are you trying to stop?

>>212269503
english people don't have black hair
>This general has a 50% chance of starting with two black-haired Englishman in the pic
no it doesn't

might pop to the shop for some alcohol, you lads want anything?

>>212269713
that's me right now. wake up fealing like death but right on the spirit and strong beers./ like to go out and talk to strangers, met a few girls like this but when they realise i'm an alkie it's over.

I fucking hate women

>yhe binble

>>212269906
Me? Love them so much it unreal

I have jet black hair and blue eyes

Must've been mental growing up in Japan in the 70s and 80s.

>>212269906
why do you hate us so much?

>>212269923
Yeah? Well poo and willy.

>>212269915
Clueless twat

heatherpaedo, ziedbelg and mousenonce all here. sex offender central rn

I hate fucking women

>>212269906
>>212269915
ktim

you wonder what it'll be like when us lot are old

if white men in their 80s are being battered by congolese bantu african 'carers' today, what'll it be like in 50 years time when whites have long since become a minority in this country

>>212269959
What will it be like, Rorke. Tell us mate.

>>212269918
post photograph

just got done with gym was in there 1hr 21mins

No idea how you're supposed to meet women

Any Mya G fans?

>>212269959

>>212269963
what a boring cunt

>>212269963
rorke's rizz

>>212269959
Imagine the gimmicks then!

>>212269963
why does it have so many laugh reacts?
could you please share some of the comments with us

got the future days on

>>212269980
Of what

>>212269963
He looks fucking terrible for 33

>>212269892
no but get vocation beer it’s really good

now THIS is how it's done

>>212269882
he's dead now so it doesn't matter much thought i was a disgrace which i was. they couldn't stop me from living alone. not really although i should stop before i get cirrhosis or more likely have a heart attack. i just cant find anything else to live for, it is possible that i could stop drinking but there is nothing to replace it with and i cant sleep without it and a lot of damage has already been done

>>212270026
he moggs me

>>212270017
jet black hair and blue eyes

>>212270026
he actually got gash with this too didn't he
helen that looks like a tranny

yeah it is warm out there to be honest

Reddit tells me we must remember carers are very poorly paid and work long hours and also it’s stressful sometimes for non natives to care for elderly native people because of the language barrier

>>212269864
latinas are hot and know how to cook, at worst we'll just cheat on each other like the average latino couple

what do brit women do besides making tea and having mong faces?

>>212270026
no chance is he 5ft 10

>>212270046
he's just tall

>>212270040
dont you want more out of your life
like success
friends
women
family

>>212269959
this is why I'm not having children

Mental how much of a chad Brendan Fraser was when he was younger

Listen to the latest Dan Carlin podcast

>>212270040
just get fat and obese instead
at least you will be a jolly fat man

leftypol calling rorke a cock womble
american leftypol calling american rorke a douche nozzle

>>212270049
You want me to post my face?

>>212270059
sounds awful maybe they should just fuck off back home

honestly killing someone in an act of rage should get a longer sentence then premeditated

premeditated murder is in some way justified, like someone who bullied you for years or did something bad and you wanna get revenge

but if you're feral enough to just murder someone you bump into on the street you can't be walking around you're too feral

>>212270060
many latinas have no idea how to cook especially the younger ones

>>212269851
do you still have the same job

>>212270105
Bring back hanging and the asylums

feeling parsimonious and niggardly

>>212270104
Then who’s gonna wanna wipe your nans arse because whites refuse to work these jobs rorke

>>212270105
Reckon if I were ever in the docks for murder or some other dastardly deed, I'd spend the whole time mocking the grieving family. They won't be able to touch me and I'd have them in tears after just a few minutes lmao

>>212270143
but lots of whites do work these jobs

>>212270102
why are you bragging about your hair and eye color if you don't want to show it off

>>212269851
>they had to revive me with narcan

Ah yes that well established medical procedure of reviving a comatose alcoholic with naloxone, an opioid antagonist. Complete drivel.

leftypol thinks wogs are too stupid not to commit crimes

>>212270084
mental how they rolled him out for that fat gay wanking film, got him all excited to make a comeback then didnt cast him in anything else major lol

>>212270105
too many of them walking around with low IQ and lack of impulse control really. get them all locked up

off to get the ol' barnet snipped

Should genuinely bring back the death penalty for people like the Hainault attacker. Just woke up one morning and decided to hack off a child's head at random. You can't rehabilitate that.

poop

sorry but if you're such an old decrepit cunt you can't even wipe your own arse you had enough time on this earth

>>212270168
Yeah he only got an Oscar out of it, poor lad got totally scammed

>>212270168
LOL

>>212270105
The punishment for murder should be death

>>212270148

you lads ever been so overweight (through no fault of your own) that you can't wipe your arse in a public cubicle because it's too narrow meaning you can't open your legs wide enough to get your hand down there?
happened to me last night.

>>212270184
>You can't rehabilitate that.
leftypol thinks all human behaviour is socialised and he thinks these people are victims of society

>>212270204
ok what's the punchline here lads hahahaha

>>212270148
Doing this?

>>212270204
jewish girls have the best knockers but they are soo fucking ugly and ratty looking

one of the worst posters on /int/

>>212270204
What has Jewish got to do with anything? If she was a strict Orthodox Jew she wouldn't dress like a prostitute.

>>212270198
a pity oscar from the woke jewish academy

>>212270060
latinas age badly and argue 24/7 you can always fuck them when you’re married at least with a brit she won’t keep seething all the time

doing something tremendously silly

>>212270077
i have a stable job and a mortgage and ive got plenty of money but im fundamentally a mental case with no hope.

ive had 1 relationship ever which i destroyed with drink and jealousy, ive got 2 large obvious self harm scars on my chest, im a fat cunt, i have 1 friend i see once every week or 2 and i speak to my mum and brother regularly, they still treat me like the burden i am.

i could try to fix my life or i could keep drinking which will likely kill me by 35 and the nightmare will be over

Reckon if I ever found myself thrown back through time I'd probably go find the younger version of my mum

get them shagged

jewish women with big eyebrows look portuguese af and brazilian by consequence

remember this time i was trying to get with this girl in our friend group at uni and i was putting my hands under her top and was so confused to find she was wearing another like outfit underneath like a leotard
many years later i found out that is called a slip lol

>>212270148
judges have some leeway on this, they can order the bailiffs to twist your nuts under the table

2025... I am forgotten...

>>212270284
>latinas age badly
yeah if you're mexican lol

>>212270288
you clearly like it though or you would try to stop drinking
yet you make yourself anxious and feel your body fighting against you to achieve what?
you're clearly unhappy hence wanting to die

>>212270294
thought about this myself
mum has always said i'd handsome but i reckon if i went back and met her before i was born she'd probably think i'm an absolute creature

binley mega chippy just flew past my house

watching a film set in feudal Japan but not making much sense of it so far

>>212270143
do they actually though?

Working on accepting my solitutude, to cast aside ultimately dissatisfying online connections. So far, consuming my time has been the only thing that helps - focusing on anything but the gnawing loneliness inside me.
Took this photo yesterday, where I grew up. Perhaps next year, I will have a friend in my offline life.

>>212270330
are we being honest here?

>>212270360
uh oh reddit won't like this!

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>212270355
photoshop that twig out on the left and it's actually an ok photo
lighting is a bit retarded but is what it is

>>212270355
join a walking group lad

>>212270105
reversely Nietzschean

>>212270360
how does r/uk square this one eh?

>>212270365
i am nigga

>>212270350
What film lad?

Are u doing your part

british femboys are slept on

>>212270258
picking the roger/pete side of sell out to display instead of the keith/john side is so fucked up

>>212270360
>cruel carer
Another one for the list.

>>212270365
and like let's be honest, british women age like shit too, so even if it were true it's even at best

>>212270409
Can't find a woman to do sex on Bridgette, help an incel out

>>212270409
LINE
MUST
GO
UP

>>212270401
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5954284/

>>212270409
>turn country into a soul crushing dystopia
>wonder why people opt not to perpetuate the species

>>212270259
>>212270233
Think it's a holocaust joke - identification no. tattoos. Can't imagine what else

When you have a wet dream in which you're having sex, do you premature ejaculate in the dream or does the sex last a normal length of time?

so many questions

>>212270446
never had a dream in which im having sex

just saw a britsh couple at the supermarket I live in a small town which is crazy these niggas are probably getting paid ton of money to be here

>>212270473
>>212270473
>>212270473

>>212270434
Oh the line is going up alright

rorke's whip

>>212270331
it achieves feeling alright for part of the day every day. if i wanted to die right now theres other ways.

>>212270437
Nah, the real reason is that women are the ones who decide, and they are deciding later or not at all
I think the majority of men would be fine about having kids in their mid to late twenties. Women are pushing the age up to mid thirties

>>212270521
this is a lie
there are many women who want to have children and their male partners refuse to impregnate them or insist on waiting until the women are too old to easily conceive

>>212270521
it's also because young zoomers have little hope of having their own gaff too
they stay with mumberg and dadberg

ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch ch cheer elen

>>212270520
will pray for you best of luck
you were not made for this
it does not have to be like this
you always have a choice

>>212270569
bollocks

>>212269486
on the weed toil me

>>212270694
you have nothing to back that up with
neither anecdotal real life experience nor statistics
so fuck off

got a pink lemonade

>>212270651
cheers lad
someday ill quit the booze and start lifting and get fit and get a tattoo to cover up my scars and fix up the house and start a family and have a beautiful wife and kids and we'll all live happily ever after

or ill die lying in my own piss after a heart attack due to the drink which would be so me

>>212270734
neither do you, silly cunt

>>212270801
we are all rooting for you to achieve the first which it is your god given ability to do

>>212270877
you make it very clear that your knowledge of the world comes from braindead red pill incel content on the internet
nobody is going to take your blathering seriously except for other shut in freaks like you

>you make it very clear that your knowledge of the world comes from braindead red pill incel content on the internet
>nobody is going to take your blathering seriously except for other shut in freaks like you

>>212270978
and you're a hysterical woman, it's common knowledge that woman are choosing kids later in life