Thread 212344303

Bingo edition

>>212344485
Hmm dont think they'll allow you to join mate

>>212344303 (OP)
no this should've been deleted
what exactly is janny's problem

>>212346674
Dont be such a baby

tag yourself, /brit/ !

rorkes gran passed

>>212346693
don't be such a weird thread splitting attempting freak mong

mad how we have endless nonce and cuck spam but you post one little mouse or one little peter and janny goes feral

Mad how superior and sophisticated the Italian meal structure is compared to Britain

had to sleep with no a/c, i dont know how i managed

anime

>>212346694
bizarre

>>212346747
We literally have this. I beg you do go to a nice restaurant

remember that guy who put his cat on a quadcopter and thought it was a good commemoration that's what's going to happen to me tonight

>>212346744
Settle down ok?

>>212346785
you getting taxidermied on to a quadrocopter?

>>212346785
are you afraid?

*enters /brit/*

>>212346820
>>212346831
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DoP7JwBAoU

nah

my hobby is trolling people on 4chan
no it's not pathetic at all

>>212346762
Anime

use 3 links when advertising your new you fucking worzel gummidge bastard

DIDDY DIDDY NOT GUILTY

QUEUE IT UP

Mad how the weather's been beautiful for like a week and I haven't left the house once
What am I going to do though? Walk around on my own whilst everyone else is with their friends or spouses?

We should try and make tomorrow “Hug an Immigrant Day”
Spread the word!

>>212346979
init everyone's walking around with fresh trims and tanned skin and I haven't had my haircut in a year and pale as a ghoul
genuinely look deranged when I'm outside

>>212346966
is he still going to jail doe?

>>212346966
Good. People shouldn’t be prosecuted for sex crimes.

>>212347028
Don't know yet
He only got hit with prostitution. There's no mandatory minimum he could literally get time served.

Either way he was facing life and will definitely be free very soon.

>>212346979
Self obsessed. No one cares about you. Nobody will notice you.

puffhe diddble

PIP

Pizza boxes are shite though

>>212347101
Who took those slices out of that pizza? Haha

>>212347101
I would shag you for a slice right now

>>212347113
Haha must have been the delivery bame haha and he stoke a few chips!

Mad that its more expensive for me to have nice things i would have as a treat once a month, like chocolate, because some people have 0 self control and eat untill they are 40stone.

Love country, got me a 1 bed flat in the nice part of town, get my spend all my days at home, never work, take out and escorts frequently, booze every day. Who pays for it? Gubment does, pretending to have autism and depression = £1400 a month and rent paid.

>>212347077
Yeah I know but
I want people to notice me

The IDF has announced the death of a soldierwho was killed in northern Gaza on Wednesday, July 2.

The soldier was:

Sergeant (Sgt.) Yaniv Michalovitch, 19, from Rehovot, and had served in the Armored Corps 82nd Battalion, in the 'Sa'ar Magolan' 7th Brigade.

In addition to Michalovitch, a tank commander and an armored corps soldier were also severely wounded in the operation.

In a completely separate incident in northern Gaza, a soldier from the IDF’s Egoz unit was also severely wounded.

Burn in hell you fucking rat...

>>212346966
As much as I think he is a disgusting nig the case was very weak.

>>212347168
looks whiter than you charlie

>>212347101
you love your cp don't you l

>>212347205
I knew you would say that lmao

>>212347101
margeriter pizza? Nice!

>>212347168
100 dead palestinians will even the score

>>212346694
women are truly subhuman.

>>212346747
mad how they eat and drink all thsi yet except for the old mafioso are thinner than us how does that work then sherlock holmes

>>212347235
I do lad yeah what about it? Had some cheesey chips which were meh and the jalepeno balls were diabolical. Pepsi is turkish though so that's sugarcane, delisherooni. All paid for by what? My 1200 pips a mumf.

new whiteness map just dropped
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/702074/

>>212347101
honestly looks pretty good bet it cost way too much tho
but hope u prove me wrong

>>212344303 (OP)
kek here merely having a french flag on a backpack will out you as a chud

>>212347270
one single pork pie is worse for you than an entire italian meal

>>212347302
found this on gelbooru earlier when i was masturbating to cartoon porn

>>212344303 (OP)
there isn't anything wrong with this sheet tbqh, it's quite accurate

greenpol campaigning for a no-state solution and for palestine to be left to the animals and natural ecosystem

>>212347264
Evil bastard
And you wonder why the world hates jews and israel

>>212347272
I earn 50k a year and get PIP which I'm using to pay off my student loan

>>212347270
Their meals are generally lower in carbs overall, with less processed food, more good quality fresh vegetables and meats with healthy olive oil, and also they walk a lot more than us instead of jumping in the car for a five minute journey.

Reminder there is no reason whatsoever why we can't also eat this way in Britain, most of us just choose not to.

Having a cheeky air fryer tea today lads

Chicken strips, chips and mozzarella bites corrrr yummy :3 x

>>212347304
2x 15 inch pizza
cheesey chips
cheese balls
1.5l pepsi (turkish so sugarcane)

30 quid, that feeds me for 2.5 days. 1.5 pizzas left and I'm stuffed, won't eat today. Reheat some tomorrow and the day after. Cheapest in town. 2 medium pizza and a side cost 30 quid everywhere else, fucking bonkers.

>>212347270
Their meals are generally lower in carbs overall, with less processed food, more good quality fresh vegetables and meats with healthy olive oil, and also they walk a lot more than us instead of jumping in the car for a five minute journey.

Reminder there is no reason whatsoever why we can't also eat this way in Britain, most of us just choose not to.

Just raised a purchase order lads

>>212347264
Massive out of proportion, Israeli style response

yeah? bet the small boat cronem are showering yeah? wagging those batons around live on facetime for katy aren't they

Why's the spoons app just sent me a notification about a new pub in Fulham?
Especially considering I like 275 miles from it.

>>212347372
processed shite

>>212347371
that's literally my diet and never have health problems. don't understand how people eat the shit they do.

>>212347369
Haha get in lad, I get 1200 squids. It's a good life for me.

>>212347382
Like fuck meds eat like that

>>212347302
you realise that all that will come of this is someone at the dispatch box repeating this verbatim

>>212347372
Adam

>>212347382
that's literally my diet and never have health problems. don't understand how people eat the shit they do.

>>212347399
dey steady cummin for katy
she inexperienced

>>212347400
stop tracking my internet history
you will never get in my head

>>212347375
see i'd say 30 quid is too expensive but then i dont want the chips or other shit i just want pizza so if the pizza is 20 quid 10 each for delivery i guess that's fair enough
esp if it's nice and it does look decent

>>212347402
Indeed x
>>212347426
Alri x

23 days until total Ofcom destruction of /brit/

>>212347419
dangerously based. fuck gamers. this is a non-issue. imagine 100,000 people voting on this shit.

THIS IS THE ROOM, THE START OF IT ALL
NO PORTRAIT SO FINE, ONLY SHEETS ON THE WALL

>>212347371
>Italians eat pasta once a week

>>212347411
You should work too because they can't take PIP away from you

>>212347417
They do. I went there. Pizza and pasta is just what we think of their diet (btw their pizza and pasta is completely different).

>>212347371
The amount of pasta + olive oil they get through is a shit ton of calories though.

As the world suffered under the Great Depression, in a Germany still reeling from the Versailles Treaty and losing WWl, they became not only economically prosperous, but a world power under the National Socialists. It was such a remarkable transformation that Hitler was named Times Magazine man of the year in 1938. But they were mean to the jews so it is the most evil and unacceptable ideology to ever exist. We can never revisit it or say anything positive about it or take anything from it

>>212347449
:)

oh she shy, katy shy

>>212347436
oo dey is fiendin for di pale ting x

>>212347400
Oh dear, only a matter of time now :)

>>212347476
Yeah but then I lose 700 quid UC so why would I do that? 40hr week would net what, 1600-1800 a month? Plus pip that is 2300, minus tax so more like 1600 total.

So wasting 40hr a week would net me another few hundred quid, and put PIP at jeopardy. Awful idea.

>>212347302
128 signatures where i live
i didnt sign and wont

>>212347508
big think

>>212347508
screaming my little tiny head off

Italians aren't skinny at all what are you lot on about
Plenty of them are fat as fuck

Katy, she working
She at the gherkin twerking

Italians will eat 80-100g portion of pasta as a first course, followed by lean meats and vegetables.
Brits will eat 200g of pasta with a jarred sauce and a similar amount of garlic bread and that will be the whole meal.

>>212347527
>275 miles
>275 km

>>212347466
Companies should be allowed to do what they want. I love to rent games films and music

>>212347527
Thick cunt

>>212347454
Tenner a day of eating for the next 3 days basically for me, I am stuffer, immobilised. Not bad desu

NO MORE HEROES ANY MO

>>212347542
>put PIP at jeopardy

no no no it wouldn't do this
PIP is protected now
You 'need' PIP to enable you to work

>>212347508
oh my goodness the poo has gone back around

>>212347558
They;re doing better than the rest of Europe

>>212347574
>here is my friend rorke

>>212347574
Screaming

>>212347574
>>212347592
do yanks know about WILTY?

>>212347622
and the obese ones aren't morbidly obese like you see here

>>212347567
Lol I love that reggae song
Makes me think of Windrush generation

just ate food

>>212347610
Really? My PIP report was that I can't work because so severe symptoms and it's true anyway. If I get right meds maybe I will work one day.

gona go to the poob
be meself
get some fish and cheeps

>>212347661
carn't do that

The Italians were right. Food is central to life. Bad food = bad society. Disrespectful to food = disrespectful to life. Bad diet = bad life.

>>212347574
A monumental doneing from which he can never recover

Why does he do it?

-2 velvety smooth
cronem's weakness

quentimmy spamming his pure satire is it?

>>212347661
poo roaring

>>212347703
bowling for katy

>>212347712
total memoryholed war already kek

>>212347484
I lived there and that pic does not represent what I saw. More pork than fruit by a distance. And they do not eat brown/wholemeal more than white.

>>212347723
oh oh oh oh oh oh
dat katy velvet getting ruffed up

>>212347758
This man speaks the truth

State of Quentin's teeth AND hairline.
Fucking hell.

michael jugson

>>212347382
>italians carbs are lower in carbs
are you kidding hahaha

>>212347574
kek

me? im eating a bacon egg butty for my breakfast

onyx about to administer intense quicktaps
timmy at home torrenting porn before the ban x

Might pay a BBC to fuck my arse raw with my 1200 quid a month PiP

schoolgirls walking past my basement flat and i can see up their skirts :)

he thinks being such a mentally ill spacker that the government deciding the best course of action is to let him rot away in his bedroom away from society is a flex

>>212347796
why does he have the indian dot on his head

>>212346747
>Can I start you off with any drinks?
>Would you like any appetisers, nibbles or starters?
>What can I get for your mains?
>Would you like any sides with that?
>Could I get you any puddings?
>Any final coffees or refreshments before you finish?

If people have mistaken you for a girl, that would certainly be embarassing. The solution is not to confirm or encourage their mistakes, but to ask yourself why they would think that. You seem willing to go to great and extreme lengths to make the change, but would you put any effort into being manly? I do not mean trucks and guns and bad jokes and "macho" behavior, but to become a normal and godly man. True manliness is in all areas of life - physical, mental, spiritual, our actions, attitudes, and words, respect for women, protectiveness, the way we dress and walk, etc.

>>212347786
richer and more famous than you could ever dream to be

fuck quinny gon do?

test

>>212347817
This month I treated myself to a 300 quid air conditioning unit haha great purchase that was might get steam deck next mumf

I love that song Caribbean Queen by Billy Ocean

>>212347828
>Mr Creosote just asking for it all mixed together in a bucket.

bulbousdem are getting impatient

>>212347866
wow! 300 quid air conditioner when it'll be cold again soon?

you get trauma from talking to others, mentally ill heathertimmy x

>>212347866
It it one of those square plastic box things on wheels?

>Quentin

What did I miss? New DTFIC schizo obsession just dropped?

>>212347899
Air conditioners don't just pump cold air though to be fair

>>212347718
extreme cocktail of mental illnesses triggered by his failure to launch as a quirky millennial internet celebrity like sam hyde
many such cases
he's in really good shape though i thought he'd be a big fat nasty freak

>>212347876
dats tru

>>212347900
Yes lad cannot wait for it to arrive. It was a brand sponsering man city so I though why not. Plus I got it cheap.

Getting freaked over the gilts, Rachel crying was a mistep
Tax hike and cuts inbound at the next budget

been to italy a few times and the niggers there are the most niggerish niggers i've ever had the misfortune to encounter

Got that new mcdonald's burger

Was shite

>>212347930
https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo?si=Lk76SZ8lxZyiu38l&t=309

zoomer rorke

katy rushing home to shave it smooth for tonight's gherkin appointment
pangpang leaving vile bush for timmy x

>>212347930
mental how badly he mindraped you lol

THey're going to up PIP in the next budget haha

>>212347973
mcdonalds has really gone down hill in recent years

>>212347957
Nice what's it called lad, I might get one myself with my PIP payments

>>212347966
hymen snappers

Get Quentin phonebooked

>>212347973
not had a mcdonald for over 12 years

>>212348023
don't go back you'll be really disappointed

>>212348023
I had a mccrispy and a mayo chicken and a biscoffe frappe three hours ago

>>212347930
Wasn't he a /tv/ tripfag

Reading the British broadcasting corporation's live report in which they seem categorically jubilant that a man convicted of one crime is not also guilty of another crime.
Probably commission a mural for him now.

went out for a mcdonalds date with the wife last night it was lush, i treat her right
let her swap the sauce on her mccrispy for ketchup and didnt cause a fuss

>>212348085
The UK is a Tatchellite paedocracy

>>212348115
what's your order big man

>>212348115
>let her swap the sauce on her mccrispy for ketchup and didnt cause a fuss
Id have slapped the dirty cunt

pg tips leaking

>>212348004
Midea 9000 btu

Price gone up a lot though b and q might be best bet

>>212348115
you're both over 300lbs surely

>>212344303 (OP)
Honestly I hate shinji in evangolieon

of to the shops for a courgette and a bunch of parsley

>>212348039
he was on that fat families as well

>>212348004
>>212348160
Here get one from plumbworld it's cheapest there right now 3 year warrenty

https://www.plumbworld.co.uk/midea-9000-btu-eco-portable-air-conditioner-mppha-09crn7-qb6-l-103190-1289229?queryID=6ef738bd94c9a2473ade99e63bc75a5f

so this is rōku

I have no bitches. I am bitchless. Kissless, hugless, handholdless, eyecontactless. All my homies get zero pussy. We squad up, but not for warmth or comfort. I would be a volcel if I had any volition, but ngl the force that powers my perambulations is unknown to me fr. I am a lurchcel. I am a shamblecel. I am a teeth rotting in my mouthcel. I am a feet torn to purple-bruising tatterscel. I am an infinite lack of wantingcel. I am post-horny. Nofap without trying. Noclipping out of my libido. Epsilon male. NPC. I’m giving either Stoic or leper. I do not long. I do not yearn. I feel no strong emotions. I don’t feel anything at all.

WE DID IT LADS

do yo want fries with that?

>>212348223
ktom

>>212348241
Britain is saved

>>212348160
>>212348207
Cheers lad

30% of graduate/entry-level jobs have now been replaced with AI lol

downloading some more inthecrack videos

>>212348128
double cheeseburger, 3 chicken selects and a small coke, wanted something light you see
>>212348149
won't eat anything with mayo or mustard
>>212348180
most of that is me

>>212348306
Getting ready for the porn ban are you?

>>212348115
wish more women would just be content with going out somewhere cheap and still having a good time
that's what men do
why does everything have to be luxury

>>212348331
yh

permanently blinding random babies with my laser pointer

something ive noticed is heathermong always starts horny posting after he's eaten his goyslop

Any of you ever cheat in a multiplayer game?

>>212346762
good post

>>212348271
Praise Jah

>>212348344
yeah i bet you notice a lot when you spend every second of your sad little life here

porn ban wouldn't affect me because i don't watch it
the only "porn" i encounter is when some anon chucks up some image on this site

>>212348338
i take my bird to the harvester all the time

only way I make it through the day is - I can't say

>>212348271
when will the gangs get smashed

he's so evil lmao

>>212348377
Which means this site has to be banned

>>212348377
insta reels do more anyway to incite arousal
baffling anyone would care about porn lel

>>212347978
omds lmao
>>212347984
Yh :/
>>212348069
That’s what I thought at first lol

>>212348321
>won't eat anything with mayo or mustard
Brown hands wrote this

>>212348344
bros tracking when namefags eat their dinner

>>212348338
Even better if she's cheaper than you and suggests things like that.

>>212348374
someones gotta do it

in your heeeeaaad,
in your heeeeeaaaaad,
granglers,
granglers,
granglers, ers, ers

>>212348304
Gen Z and Alpha will be renamed the Deliveroo generations
Screenshot this

>>212348399
thought her it was her bottom lip doing all the trembling

>>212348438
-2 pov on a jog

>average flaccid cock size is between 3-4 inches
>whenever one of the lads gets strided at work everyone mocks his 3 inch flaccid knob

I don't get it lads
have I been lied to?
Is the average man walking about 6 inches flaccid?

>>212348438
ziedbelgs crushes

>>212348419
First encounter with DTFIC? lol

>>212348476
mine is 5 inches flaccid and 6.5 inches hard

watching the matrix aka reality the film

I've got spurs that gringle, grangle, gringle

>>212348399
women should not be employed in government positions
complete joke an adult would cry like this
why do we allow this?

So heatherpaedophile is a schizo YouTuber? wtf lmfao didn’t expect him to look that handsome or chiseled though tbf he mogs me even though he’s bald

>>212348476
if i was ever debagged at work i'd leave and block all of them on social from the shame

>>212348416
don't love it much myself either, terrified after the rumours of someone spaffing in the mayo
love mustard though

>>212348476
flaccid means nowt tho as mine always changes depending on temperature and that

>>212348528
Do you think cum and mayonnaise look the same?

>>212348514
you're a mong if you think heathergimp is that quentin fella. that quentin nob just posts here

>>212348514
he's KSI and half the sidemen

>>212348514
that guy had a dedicated following of hipsters back in the day too before his transformation into heatherpedo

mayo is disgusting

>>212348553
both white liquids
you could sneak in enough to put me off eating it without me knowing

dey are smearin dat cocoa butter
mek di baton supple for vigorous movements later

>>212348483
kys heathermong

busting every man i come across today on the poker. they all try to bust me but they just ain't got the right stuff. me? i get these fellas busted like it's my job.

>>212348564
the condiment or the west irish county?

come on, try to bust me. you'll be at it for hours and before you know it, i've made you bust.

>>212346694
these are all the same thing

>>212348564
brown bastarding poo hands

>>212348671
>i've made you bust.
toes curled at this for some reason

leftypol's faith being restored in starmer

>>212347574
HOWLING

>>212348419
he blogs a lot about his goyslop when he orders because it's a big event for him hard not to notice when the cuck spamming ramps up immediate afterward especially when youve got the autism

evil incel rapist murderer

>>212348698
if you've taken anything gay from what i've said then that's entirely on you broskinio

>>212348704
can't wait for my taxes to go up so we can give all of these poor refuges a house

>>212348704
sick of this dead fucking husk of a country

brosquito

>>212348704
Get them housed
Get them clean
Get them fed
Get them wanked off
Get them on maximum PIP

>>212348718
the /brit/ poster progression

how does one acquire eyebags that large?
does she sleep for 2 hours a night?

>>212348594
Your cum looks like this? Bizarre

>>212348718
it be those brutal stone cold murderers that be postin shit like this

bronaldinho

>>212348750
Is that you bro?

mental how you can make a girl actually want to drink your cum if you could just be bothered to eat pineapples every day

but nah
you're too lazy for that

>>212348713
i got a browser extension that lets you put a time limit on specific websites maybe this could benefit you

>>212348743
he sucked me off last night

>>212347574
SCREAMING

>>212348776
no

>>212348790
i can't even make a girl talk to me tho

i heard you want your foreskin back
hah, shut the fuck up

>>212348755
It's more to do with ageing

are you threatened by the bend he puts on his free-kicks?

>>212345765
>Indians were hunter gatherers with no society or cities whatsoever to speak of
I bet there are ways in which White Americans can be insulted too
>90% of america was uninhabited when European showed up
And much of the US is still uninhabited
>They have their own segregated communities while white are denied that
Does that mean a White American can't for example buy a property on an Indian reservation? If so then I guess you could petition the government for similar White reservations if you want.

>>212348771
is that a pebble up his bum or his weird penguin dih or a high velocity poo

>>212348807
what is your response to >>212347574 ?

>>212348796
ive got that already

>>212348763
Not what I said though, is it?
If someone came in this tub, I wouldn't know it by looking at it.

https://www.mouthshut.com/articles/semen-found-on-mcdonalds-mayonnaise-beebunmqrm

>>212348855
how much time do you have allocated for 4chan

>>212348842
high velocity poo

>>212348857
If there was a pot of ketchup you wouldnt know either.

>>212348820
give me 11 dipsinhos

the only times timmy gettin head is on his birthday and christmas LOL

the berg

>>212348895
It would be easier to detect at certain ratios.

>>212348755
>212348755
wtf is wrong with dis bitch

>>212348911
fuck wrong wit him

>>212348755
Moloch worshipping rituals all night long

anyone who feels bad about themselves should realize they are atleast not a youtube american girl stalking shut-in who spams cuck fantasies al day

>>212348908
what is your response to >>212347574 ?

>>212348885
16 hours

>>212348950
>>212348950
>>212348950

newberg
>>212344244
>>212344244

>>212348908
reticent to (you) clogwog, but I feel so depressed when femoids treat sex as some sort of laborious favour they grant to men only on special occasions

guess I still have that delusional disney interpretation of love

>>212348911
wut de fug

>>212348962
youve been done

This is the thread

bloodplay with reggie :3

imagine pretending to be a bot or retarded on the internet (24 hours a day)

Rorke's been done

Not had a ciggie since 2am
gagging for a smoke

>>212344760
That's right m8, no poofters.

>>212346747
Where are the chips? No thanks...

>>212346899
Boogie probably looks healthier than Christman nowadays.

They don't want any British in the british military. They only want africans and Pakistanis. They're gearing up to exterminate the white native population.

>>212347268
Nice looking 'za

>>212347981
Patriotic, loved his nan, good lad t b h