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>Be glorious Islamic Republic
>Nation defined by eternal hatred of Israel and half century of scheming to destroy Israel
>Starts war with Israel
>Loses
>Drags America into it
>Loses even harder
>Bombs empty airbase to save face
>Starts looking for smaller weaker country to bully instead
I'm 1/8 Armenian so dead Iranians make me happy, dead Azeris make me happier, dead T*rkroaches make me happiest