Scampi edition

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

WHERES THE FUCKING N
oh ok
*finds a free seat and sits cross-legged*

ohh he peekin waiting for the new x

>>212353029
The wonders of the modern world

E

fag gggg

>porn on main page of /int/
>https://i.4cdn.org/g/1751480981486601.webm
why so many mentally ill people on 4channel today?

>>212353052
>zombie me gagging for a smoke

>>212353029
rorke after the local pack of youths catch up with him

poo um

>>212352018
That one with lily rader

>>212353035
yh he peeking
he saw other thread was gonna die (just like his dad from cancer) so he peeked in dis one and thot mm yh gona be gud

>"Man who sprayed manure over streets before Pride parade named in court"

>>212353088
Sir Muck Spreader

>>212353088
>in court
Weird name

>>212353058
that is gore not porn

i actually make a really attractive gay
my face is a combination of handsome and feminine lips and lashes
I am 5’7 barefoot, hairless body
Fashion conscious and hedonistic

Fun to know I mog 90% of poofs at their own game and i’m not even a bender

>>212353058
>why so many mentally ill people on 4channel today?

Christianity is a violent, destructive, murderous cult. It is dangerous for the following reasons: 1.) the religion promotes the survival of the sick, the weak and the stupid at the expense of good racial hygiene. This drastically lowers population IQ and capacity for civilizational attainment, and; 2.) the cult relies on blind faith instead of rational persuasion, which has resulted in long periods of widespread chaos and bloodshed, especially during the Christianization of Europe. These dangers were even noticed by contemporary pagan writers, who immediately recognized the threat a triumphant Christianity would pose to the survival of Western culture.

Christianity never “civilized” or “domesticated” Europeans. On the contrary, Europeans were forced to endure a Neolithic existence when Christians were at the apogee of their power and influence. The church sent men of genius to monasteries or had them consecrated to the priesthood. This prevented them from passing on their genes, a significant dysgenic effect that lowered the collective European IQ. Only the pagan science and reason of classical antiquity could re-domesticate Europeans after 500 years of total intellectual darkness.

so this is rorke

BNWO

I see my Maryanne walkin awayyyyyyyAYYYYYYYY

>>212353088
will he get a longer or shorter sentence then that black carer who killed an elderly white man (6 weeks)

Just hatched an egg in Pokemon Go

>>212353058
>today

is pornhub actually blocked? works on my machine

>>212353154
hi do you have snapchat

>>212353088
how come he gets done but the piss pigs don't

Two-Tier Pee-er

Tell you what lads, I feel like I'm potentially the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.

Its really REALLY important we have bigger companies and less competitions. It will mean better prices for the consumer... or something

it would appear my singular friend has forgotten it’s my birthday lads

>>212353173
thank goodness mummy was investigating her disappearance by looking up vids of teens with black men twice their age on pornhub

>>212353185
yes but i’m not giving it out to some goblin on /brit/ lmaoooo

>>212353066
scre ning

>>212353224
>teens with black men twice their age on pornhub
I wish I was the girl here

>>212353201
and you’ve come here looking for sympathy haven’t you? come here to make a little post thinking your imaginary anonymous friends on your little asperger’s group chat will say “happy birthday matey!”. well fuck off. I hope you have a shite birthday. I hope it’s your last.

>i'm 5'7

I smoke because it gives me knowledge

>>212353154
>Fun to know I mog 90% of poofs at their own game and i’m not even a bender
This must be a comfort to you as you get 0 pussy

>>212353232
playing hard to get
you bratty as a mf x

Yes Rorke, brown people exist. Deal with it.

>>212353262

>>212353201
happy birthday

Gays give me the fear

>>212353262
i’m handsome tho so i still do get some fanny
most women I meet are 5’2-5’6 so I’m still taller than them. With my big boy shoes on i’m about 5’9. Girls say I look 5’10. When in reality i’m 172/173cm tall.

>>212353299
so called homophobia

I legit don't see the point in working hard or being nice because everytime I go to stick my neck out for someone it gets slit. At least in the UK they can't just lau

Them white boys have got me hooked on crystal meth

might become a sneakerhead

blud got his neck slit mid post

deliveroo man has left his bollywood music on full blast with all the windows down while he delivers his little plastic bag to some cunt's door

I can feel the diversity

>>212353316
same senpai. i don't even try anymore

Hooting

>>212353306
how old are you?
most zoomettes are like 5'8-5'11 these days

>>212353306
>With my big boy shoes on i’m about 5’9.
as a 5'6 shortarse, we both know this is frauding. lost a bit of respect from me, mate.

Is this too slutty? :/

Paris looked comfy in 80s

it lush

>>212353201
Happy birthday matey. That other poster is just a seething nonce.

>>212353353
Nah

Walking my norwood 3 down to the barber going to have my Trumpian combover removed

love being racist, it's like having a dirty little secret

>>212353356
looks like it smelled of mayo too

>>212353360
Back in your grave mate

>>212353360
nigga's a ghost

>>212353320
No dey don

>>212353384
bazongawonga

>>212353353
Slag

>>212353356
leftypol made sure to ruin that nice scene

Get your hands out my pockets!

>>212353384
My wife x

>>212353403
>>212353417
that's a...you know what

>>212353356
Rorke spotted

dat white bussy hit fing gd bruh

I'm 5ft11 and still not taller than any girls at my work somehow I'm the shortest man there

why are people surprised diddy might walk free? the literal president of the USA is a literal pedophile its not like they have a fit for purpose justice system is it

>>212353362
thanks
>>212353289
thanks
>>212353261
:(

got egged by the white working class on my way home

>>212353425
Lovely woman? Yeah I know

>>212353331
i audibly started complaining on the train earlier when one wouldn’t shut the fuck up in their barbaric monkey tongue down the phone to some other pre-sentient hominid.

Audibly said everywhere you fucking go you can’t get peace from these cunts i’m sick of it. Just out loud to no one. Some people looked at me for a second then went back to looking ahead. Some never moved but I could tell by body language and posture they heard me and wanted to stay out of confrontation. No one cares anymore. How many leftists are there do you think, post Covid, post Boriswave, post Southport, that are willing to do that heroic act of anti racist justice in public they so fantasise about? Hardly any. And of those almost none have the stones to actually do it.

>>212353425
a... woman?

>>212353201
Happy birthday fella

get the pure satire posted i dont have all day

>>>/lgbt/40257370
please bump my thread

looking at pictures of myself from a year ago and I look much, MUCH younger and better back then than I do now despite being fitter and stronger now than I was then

never turn 30 lads. And if you do turn 30 and it's not over yet, rest assured that it will be over soon.

5 Palestinians will be killed by the idf in the time it takes you to read this post

>>212353438
Mhm

The plan? Bulk 5kg then cut 10kg

>>212353442
good on you

>>212353345
21
no they aren’t lmao. where do you live? or are you just a shut in that gets his information from 4chan testimonies? most women I meet are around 5’4-5’5. They are taller as you reach the upper middle class but even then they peak at around 5’7-5’8. A woman over 5’10 is a rare occasion in my generation.

>>212353360
that's a girl drink, you're not supposed to drink it

just got called a twinkhon on the building site

>>212353488
do a steroid cycle lad the process will be much smoother

Could do with a big fat juicy cock right now.

I'm a dwarfmaxxing 5'7 CHAD

yes all the ladies are after me

>>212353442
>>212353331
Both were speaking Welsh actually

OLD WOMAN

I smoke cause it gives me peace of mind.

just got surrounded by the woke mob

>>212353473
i see changes happening every 6 months now. skin looks rougher, a new wrinkle, more looseness in the face. it's grim. by the time i'll be 40 i'll look like those creepy old boomers and i never even had a chance to have a gf

test

if you are 5’7 you get more fanny feminising yourself slightly than you do gymcelling

you have to be handsome tho. like me

Cuck ball

>>212353525
Probably.

by dwarfmaxxing i mean: constantly referring to mining blacksmithing (trad hobbies), ale swilling, bad tempered, hairy and most importantly READY TO FIGHT ANY LANKY CUNT

rorke dropped from sunday big shop by mummy for his anti-semitic comments

Get in are Emma x

>>212353493
literally work near a shopping centre and pass through it on the regular and just last week i was posting on here about how common it is to see zoomer girls 18-25 my age range that are barely shorter than me at 6'
theyre getting taller, at least in cities mate
you seem to be doing fine thoughbeit

heard some nasally virgin mumbling about "cunts" on the train earlier
nobody seemed to understand what he said so we all pretended it didn't happen

Oldddd woman

Rorke screaming and shaking at a native Scots speaking coloured gentleman on the TransPennine express

>>212353573
Paki milhouse fr

>>212353481
is that the sarnie woman

currently listening to beethoven greatest hits

just remembered I’ve no Japanese gf

>>212353603
Ah yes you were on a train in England today and now you're in Canada

>>212353572
Why did he do it

>>212353621
Damn

i might be a 30 year old virgin freak but at least i'm ugly and bald

Rorke becoming enraged that half-black, black father, people can be Britons too

>>212353635
when did i say i was on a train in england?

im a freak bc i actually imagine people IRL as what they 'would' be like if their person was within some sort of altermate tolkien-esque fantasy universe
some people just be orcs, i aint racist though

>>212353692
Just stop

deepest desire is to fuck my girlfriends best friend in front of her, but shan't ever be letting her know that

Inventing a new sport x

This make me crazy

>>212353704
ktim

>>212353598
height is what’s known as a shit test
if they rib you or tease you or try to treat you different because of it and you take it to heart it signals you’re a weak man who’s ego and perception can be shattered by a girl saying some meanie words

if you let it run off your back like water and don’t focus on it. move the subject on. chuckle and make a joke about it, just act unbothered, she will quickly forget you’re height. As long as you’re not freakishly small or significantly smaller than her (most girls like I said hover around 5’5 so if you’re taller than her and not an insecure manlet then you’re gold)

screaming

>>212353484
read this post 10 times

>>212353718
>white tousers
Are you a member of a boyband?

>>212353704
threesome on the cards?

>>212353733
I wish I passed that well but I'm a 6'3 twinkhon

>>212353733
ugly flat arse
ive got a better arse than that im not even a troon

>open up youtube on the telly
>60 second ad every 2 minutes
>quite literally every single one is presented by a london wog and the ones that aren't are fake AI chinese mobile game shit

Insane

it makes sense actually if he is that quentin fella since he's a (very) minor internet celebrity that would explain why he thinks people should just be delighted and tickled by his spamming because he's a famous comedian you see

>>212353757

>>212353742
based

>heh, see that pic of someone in women’s clothing and underwear? that’s actually a MAN! Hah! Bet you didn’t know that and feel stupid now! It’s a man that looks like a woman even tho we can all see his big male frame and blokey bone structure and poorly done makeup! I am going to post this every day for years on end with no explanation!

>>212353726
>if you let it run off your back like water and don’t focus on it. move the subject on. chuckle and make a joke about it, just act unbothered, she will quickly forget you’re height.
Alternatively people will think you're fine with it and do it more to an even more egregious level

also i want to date a elvish gf fortunately a lot of girls get TURNED ON by this idea even though it is a WELSH ripoff (total turn off) you seen them wearing those elf ears? fit as!!!

Swear I used to have a normal belly button

>>212353764
post it then

YES ROWNTREE
YES GROSVENOR

>>212353442
Didn't have the stones to refer to "these cunts" as brown people though, did you. Just a vague "these cunts".

>>212353765
can't relate, i've got youtube premium you see

>>212353774
quentin is far more lucid though
heathermong unironically has 10 different debilitating mental illnesses and can't string together a sentence beyond mentioning how much money he gets from benefits

>>212353726
doesnt bother me
was just an observation i made

>>212353793
if you are fine with it what’s the problem
if you’re getting fanny what’s the problem with your height
>inb4 other men
most normies can’t fight. If you’re really paranoid about that learn boxing or jiu jitsu or some other gimmick sport

the wanktoil

>>>/gif/29055363

balls swiningaround on the floor too fucking hot

>>212353493
>A woman over 5’10 is a rare occasion in my generation
Categorically incorrect unless you live in a poorthern town where scurvy and malunion is still a problem

>>212353834
And you needed to tell us the because?

terrible feeling when you see a bad post and its one that wasn't even low effort, oh some of you lot are having a bloody howler tonight place is rotten

>>212353823
is he really though? I had a look at his twitter account and it seems to veer into borderline incoherence at times

>>212353803
what the hell is that
looks like cancer mate...

>>212353816
>Didn't have the stones to commit a crime did you
erm no lad, I like life outside of prison, you see

>>212353803
like that episode of south park lol

>>212353834
thanks for the update but i'm on the no porn toil myselft

>>212353838
simply not true

>>212353856
big fan of covered_erect_nipples

>>212353758
literally no way to bring it up without it backfiring. even if she accepts and is able to convince her friend, that'll leave a door open for a MMF threesome and I won't have a leg to stand on to say no

>>212353834
alright

dua lipa various sex

'demicing

>>212353854
why don't you ask him

>>212353861
Because you wouldn't have the stones for that, of course

>>212353888
oofftttttt

>>212353888
think elton might have upper arse cancer

>>212353854
le fake artsy schizo randomness XDD compared to emotionless dry unwavering spam about the same 4-5 grotestque topics for years

compare

gio belissima

Listening to https://youtu.be/9f4Jtm4hTAU while eating pic related

>>212353882
I'll join you both for a mmf threesome

>>212353876
>simply not true
err... yes it is?
t. goes outside

>>212353888
p e n g t i n g

>>212353288
>semicolon tattoo

doing a grotesque reflection upon thine reliquary

>>212353886
>tattoo
automatic 0/10

>>212353922
Split tongues are vile

>>212353937
you went outside? i went outside once….

*looks off into the horizon*

>>212353916
if you think that's all heathermong posts youre sorely mistaken

for anybody still remaining here who havent found out yet /brit/ is completely populated by bots. you can tell when theres a major breaking news event like trump getting shot and every indian programmed bot on here was spamming the same bradley walsh picture and greentexting gibberish. Its literally AI, so dont be the mong still trapped here thinking you're speaking to real people because that hasnt been the case since at least 2022.

new BBC news layout
hideous as always

>>212353923
Um is that a behelit

>>212353886
would like to see her and rita ora considering they are from neighbouring countries

desperately need a GP appointment and treatment but putting it off because all my local doctors are nigerians who barely speak a word of english

just did a watch

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751479313050784.webm

>>212353914
the man's never been upper arse in his life

I'm a real person don't listen to him

>>212353971
you simply underestimate the mind of the shitposter

>>212353990
But both live here

>>212353995
this is the type of girl i want
big tits and taller than me (above 5’7/8)

>>212353916
4chan is anonymous and people tend to post differently here than they do elsewhere
some people use the opportunity to put on weird personas

corr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwNpXMJdip8

>>212353995
small boat cronem pov

APOLOGISE

got the women's football on

>>212353997
Leftypol supporting rapist pedophiles again

>>212352994 (OP)
god that looks good in the OP
I'm on a diet bros I'm fucking HUNGRY

>>212353733
CWLTSHA

ACTIVEEEEE

>>212353997
le sigh
the jutes are once again left out!

>>212354048
>abo worshipping white hating government fins white did evil things to innocent angel abos
wow!

yeah killem

>>212354048
Not arsed

catberg

>>212354048
was like the opium wars except with petrol huffing

people with "mental health" problems shouldn't get a penny in PIP

>>212353997
whitey leaving out ar jutes
rasheed quick to point out her exclusion
good lad ar rasheed

i was sad before and now i am hapy

just gave my next door neighbour a bottle of wine because she's had a panic attack as she's going through a divorce and arguing with her kids

Id fuck her but not tonight

>>212354125
looool anti-semitism hahah funny!!!

If literally anyone else turned up apart from Brits to Australia the Abos would have been wiped from the planet. Imagine if the Arabs found them. Or the Chinese. Or even the Spanish.

>>212354156
this but unironically

>>212354048
aussies should change their flag to the original indigenous flag

>>212354154
she fit?

elite

>>212354154
heard next door neighbour crying through the wall a while back (her stalker ex was back in the area)
went over with a bottle of wine and some chocolates ended up shagging her for a good 2 hours

>>212354173
this is one of those original indigenous flags that was invented by white lefties in the last 50 years innit

>>212354125
Mine is doing this right now. He's just had food but he wants more. He's had plenty today. I'll give him some in a bit

>>212354173
that's mickey mouse

>>212354181
need to sniff her sweaty pits after a game

>Guess you want your country back
>Nuh uh you can't 'ave dat

>>212354204
and i thought mine's fat

need a worsley gf

>>212354194
took you 10 mins to get hard? x

>>212354154
ever shag her up the arse?

>>212354194
Good lad

>>212354179
Yeah

>>212354225
can tell she's a good shag

>>212354204
get that fat bastard fed pronto

>>212354204
greedy bugger

>>212354181
Is she good again?

Where do I buy condoms?

>>212354239
No but maybe one day

Wouldn't shag my neighbour. She's fat and ugly you see

>>212354272

uglycatmong is always here ready to share pictures of his ugly cat

>>212354173
>original indigenous flag
abos can barely write or understand imagery
i highly doubt they came up with a "flag" of their own

>>212354225
Despise this bint

is there a minimum age to go in a care home
I want to be in care home now

>>212354278
mine's a bloke who live on his own, his daughter who visits though...

got the microlith on (rip)

>>212354272
Just take some out of your whore mother's boudoir

bnuy

>>212354289
special delivery for rorke's da

>>212354048
an inquiry was needed?

>>212354307
my aunt is 64 and is in one

really want to shag a pajeeta with a big bum

>>212354307
*gets you slapped about to death by ngubina*

>>212354332
you ever tried tongue kissing it?

>>212353951
*grabs telescope*
Oh yes, I see it now. She's ruined!

>>212354332
bunberge

>>212354204
Sir Adolf Catler

>>212354290
You're just upset that I cucked your shit thread ages ago and you never got over it so you're taking it out on my handsome fat cunt cat instead you worthless toad

How is this blatant vpn usage allowed

>>212354048
genuinely didnt even know aboriginals were a thing that still existed until about 2 years ago, thought they were just a term for ancient australians like cowboys and indians in america n that or vikings in norway

>>212354352
oh, well I'm 1 second old so that's that out the window

>>212354307
Get me in the care home to fight the abusive carers. Skill based matchmaking

>>212354048
If we genocided them how come theyre still around

>>212354399
hes got microbangs

got him lol

>>212354314
old neighbourhberg had a 17 year old who stayed at the weekends
he once offered me for her to wash my car as part of her chores and once joked about how expensive driving lessons were, and asked me if i could maybe show her some time for free

declined these as im a virgin loser who cant maintain eye contact let alone convo with a girl

still fantasise about her like a gimp

I've got a lot of pissin' to do

been on my laptop 11 hours

>>212354424
modes

>>212354424
>well I'm 1 second old
err janny! janny!

>>212354436
bloody sick and wrong so it is

those videos are for educational videos only as well

>>212354436
people like you should be charging the frontlines and getting blown up by mines desu senpai

>>212354307
you'll turn into a zombie like tim

spliff before bed then is it

Niggas watching driving lessons videos and bashing one out. SAD!

>>212354494
what kind of megakush you nebulising brother?

>>212354436
Im 46 btw hope that helps

>>212354503

Showed the old asian lady at the barbershop a picture of the Hitler Youth she just gave me an incelcut anyway

>>212354494
grow up
vile druggard

Finally found my first shiny in Let's Go Eevee get in de lids

>>212354506
dont know, smells like cat piss though

Feeling very glum lads :(

>>212354518
>>212354239

>>212354503
he can't cum without hearing an indicator now
SAD!

>[Deleted]

uhhh, did brookie just accidentally dox?

>>212354547
probs guava dog / star dog

aka the pissiest of the piss psychosis strains

Does anyone here use escorts? What sites are good? Is it safe?

I'm 29 and a kissless virgin so I'm thinking of finally going for it before I become a wizard.

>>212354546
nice try but are EW is way fitter than her x

why are zoomer girls so tall??

>>212354476

sir woke barmer has been battering her
poor lass

That bloke needs a shave

>>212354593
used it 3 times, regretted it every time. still cringing to this day

midweek depraved porn wank it is

>>212354593
became one yesterday really not that bad
getting a prostitute is way more pathetic than just keeping the v card

>>212354590
yh probs i got it for free off my girlfriends brother

bandai namco showcase is fucking shite where's ace combat 8

>>212354599
ex gf of mine, several years my junior, was 6ft to my 5ft 10
miss her x

>>212354624
*That woman needs a shave

>>212354434
you? rattled

>>212353353
side delt routine?

>>212352994 (OP)
>scampi
Didnt know you called them an italian name . It doesnt really make sense if you ask me

>>212354631
I'm paranoid I'm finally gonna get arrested for days after a depraved wank
can't hack them much more

Playing Hatsune Miku Project Diva MegaMix.

>>212354631
>>212354685
:)

>>212354701
>>212354701
>>212354701

>>212354682
yes it does
be quiet

>>212354630
First time you didn't know, second time maybe the first was a fluke, why'd you go for 3?

>>212354685
you should be euthanized

>>212354723

>>212354722
not sure desu, it was like 10 years ago

>>212354606